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leicestershire county cricket club edition
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George Rhodes must go to the Ashes
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cricketing nations ASSEMBLE
ENGLAND
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Scotland reporting in
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>>113324232
kys daniel
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Girl who just super-liked me has a section on her profile saying "Let's make sure we're on the same page about: cricket"

Wonder what page that is exactly but can't be arsed to match with her and ask her to find out
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>>113323442
Exquisite choice of county
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Evin Lewis gonna smash the T20 WC
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Bairstow, Buttler, Ali
the holy trinity of white ball shitters with 50+ test caps each and who are poots mates
all should never be picked for England again
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Bairstow somehow has more test caps than Michael Holding.
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any cowardly brown man in?
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>>113325330
...yh
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Bairstow will probably be the worst player in existence to get 100 test caps
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>>113325308
Bess being capped at all tops the lot
>>113325326
This make me laugh. Quite a lot.
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>>113325473
brave
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Love it when Michael Holding talks about his experiences of racism
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>In an interview in 2020, Holding stated that his mother's family disowned her because her husband's skin was too dark.[2]
Well I don't know if his mum was white because he doesn't look mixed race.
But it sounds like to me he's overexaggerating this experience of "racism" a bit here.
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Not a real sport sadly
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>113325548
Alri deano
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>>113325504
>>113325543
He's on Desert Island Discs this week
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>>113325543
its called colourism, look it up chumpazoid
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>>113325473
Yea
McChucka
Sledge Nah
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HE BOWLED A WIDE IN THE ASHES FINAL
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>>113325473
still trying to determine what was meant by this
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RIP norm macdonald lads
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finna watch some gangs of new york
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quite a bad flick that one
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finna go to bed
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>>113325782
HOW CAN YE LIVE WITH YE SEL
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Golfmen in?
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>>113326491
ama
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any men in the know able to tell me why my mate's cat always staunches me?
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brett mate.. looking a bit cracked
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anyone end up watching that Unindian film?
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>>113326860
Based gato
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>>113326860
look at that power stance
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>>113326860
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>>113326860
Because he knows you are unvaxxed and probably a racist and sexist chud
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>>113327269
fully vaxxed thanks mate
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Love England
Love Australia
Love New Zealand
Love South Africa
Love Rhodesia
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soul
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>>113327406
hate racists
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>>113327186
me when I throw up in my bed at 3am and go to my mums room to tell her
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>>113325573
A lot of good reggae, ska etc tunes to choose from
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>>113325935
reddit's favourite comedian

but a good one at least
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happy lunch time fellow indians
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But of sherry for me
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semi-sweet just like you :)
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>>113326491
okay now this is epic
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I don't get it
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thinking about if the word museum had an extra e between u and s
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then it would be spelt incorrectly m8
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pooseum
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>>113329192
HOWLING
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>>113326842
What's Michael Husseys handicap?
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>>113329499
tipping a sub 10 by the way he whacks it
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>>113326860
He probably sees you as the beta
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scoffing down some food lads
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I fuck around until the world, till the west is up
You're a festy cunt, you're not as fresh as us
I'll slap your little sister down till she gets me drugs
I'm on the bestest buzz, a straight reckless cunt
I'll leave your party laughing with your fucking necklace tucked
You got a sec ya slut? Well hit the deck you mutt
You need to check what's up, I got a nest of buds, what?
Fuck all you bitches
Kerser's in the club and I'm the sickest cunt
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>>113330342
ye ye das rite das rite
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based newcunt
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>>113330389
N
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>>113330421
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Based sailcunt
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Pavement
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Need to make a definitive /cric/ desert island discs. Immediately nominating Carisbrook by The Naenae Express for its poetic retelling of a classic tailend rearguard
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Thoughts?
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>>113331018
>PLEASE BUY OUR HECKIN GOOD COINERINO
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parsuq on these nuts
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>>113328868
under appreciated humourous post
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>>113331018
I think this image makes fuck all sense and is made for the sole purpose of drawing in barinlets
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>>113331172
GOTTEN
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Prawn Dhansak
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whenever I get an email from a girl at work I always check LinkedIn to see if they're cute or not
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just got an email from a real cutie
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Prawn dhansuk on these nuts
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Some creepy fuck I just emailed checked my linkedIn not two minutes I hit send. Doesn't he realise I can see that?
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>>113331430
have sex with me now
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not logged in when I check mate
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Pakistan
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have to go into the office tomorrow for the first time since I started 5 months ago
pretty nervous tbf, they’re all going to see how much of an awkward freakazoid i am
Also havent had a haircut since November so don’t look very professional lol
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Explain to someone who has never used or needed LinkedIn what it's for.
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networking/stalking
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>>113331472
Helps out if you want to climb the corporate ladder and connect with others within your industry that have skills or jobs relevant to your interests.
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>>113331472
either to stalk others you know and see their career path and what's they're currently doing or to be an attention seeking cunt

in my work it's good for keeping up to date with who is working where and what they're doing, since I'm in a relationships based industry. never made a post on it and have no intention of doing so.
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also get recruiters headhunting you through it, basically can operate as an online resume that any prospective employer can access.
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Pavement
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Pavement
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>>113331472
tryhards showing off their degrees in shoving beakers of hydrochloric acid up their ass
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>>113331486
>>113331500
>>113331506
sweet thanks lads.
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business idea: linkedin but for slacker chads
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Linkedin?
More like stinkedgrim
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>>113331460
Suckistan on these nuts
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smelling the stink of imminent civilisational collapse
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>>113330953
What does desert island discs mean?
LPs you'd pick for a desert island?
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recently left a shitpost in a datamining thread and lied saying i was 28

now suddenly all the hot singles in your area ads involve 28 year olds instead of the 21 y/o they used to
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who cares
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Certain man with no sex drive due to finasteride abuse does not care for hot singles in his area
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At toil lads
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stoicism, kpop and marijuana
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Any updates going?
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Almost too psychologically cooked for an update
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Love my dear kiwi bros
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very much care about hot singles in my area
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Going to be at toil for another 6 and a half hour lads
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They told me to move to Auckland. It'll be great they said
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LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOUSE
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Why the hell would anyone move to Auckland
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>>113332056
to avoid spending every waking moment on a train
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>>113332056
I can see the worlds greatest cricket stadium out of my window
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>>113331472
it's like Steam but with toil
Facebook but with toil
MySpace but with toil - a MyToil as it were
shall be deleting my LinkedIn account as soon as I don't need it
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>>113332071
love this picture
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I love you
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same
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Hot local singles in this thread
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bros.....
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>>113332111
ama
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Parsmentistan
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>>113332136
The triumvirate of shittiness
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I miss being in high school listening to trivium
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Lancashire finna be county champions
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redditshire
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yes Hampshire certainly are a reddit county, and they will lose next week :)
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#np Ty Segall - Harmonizer
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How’s this for shittiness

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-south-africa-2012/engine/records/team/series_results.html?class=1;id=3;id=5;type=headtohead

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2016-17/engine/records/team/match_results.html?class=1;id=2;id=5;type=headtohead
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Just post a screenshot
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Will be supporting Lancashire in Div 1, Gloucestershire in Div 2, and the Pears in Div 3 (which is actually the most difficult league). Somerset will get my support for that meme finals day bollocks on the weekend

End of, simple as
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Summary of those links
>New Zealand have never beaten South Africa in a test
>New Zealand have a very poor record against Australia in test matches having only won 1 since the March 1993 test
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i wonder if espncricinfo tracks how many times this guy posts about new zealand unprovoked
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pissrat pooli
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Feeling mentally fatigued finna lie down
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cumGOD
greenGOD
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cameron green will never take a test wicket
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Who is most successful captain of all time and why is it Ponting?
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>>113332522
Why do Indians brown nose Australia so much?
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Still not getting vaxxed
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Their noses are brown though. So why do they nose Australians?
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>>113332534
How many world cups did your captain win?
Oh yea one with cheating.
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>>113331409
GOTTEN
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Getting close to my birthday lads. Will I at least be able to get a curry? Fuck.
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Love big juicy prawns in a sweet Dhansak sauce
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Thinking 'spoons mixed grill tonight
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Zak crawley
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not long now till archer gets racially vilified
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contention: women owe me sex
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croweater bros, this can't be happening......
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I pay women for sex
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>>113332707
>When questioned about it on Tuesday, WA Premier Mark McGowan said authorities would wait and see what happened but SA “may regret that decision”

hmmm
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any gay men in?
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>>113332714
Not convinced this is good value for money
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Doing a poo lads
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>>113332763
how much did she cost lad
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>>113332270
I'm sorry there are too many results to display on one page. Would you like to open these results in a phone book sized document?
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do prozzies count as based tradies?
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>>113332752
It's not, I regret it every time
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>>113332789
>work with their hands
>cash payments only
>retards

thinking so
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>>113332787
fuck sorry lads that was supposed to be hashtag howstat not a tripcode, ruined the joke.
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*bangs banker*
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>>113332803
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>>113332823
honestly such a based culture in many ways
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>>113332735
The good ship lolipop? They are a fucking disgrace.
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Lots of uni poofs ITT afraid of a hard day's work
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Daniel is angry at teadies and prozzies because they make more money and have more sec than he ever will
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if i book my vaccine can i pay someone else to show up and take it for me?
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>owwwww muh back i, 16
LOL
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>>113332627
It lovely
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Tense scenes at Headingly lads, two counties title hopes are on the line not sure I can watch
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shit feature, 0/10 won't be using again
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Jake Libby, 2:1 in sports science from Cardiff Metropolitan, future england skipper, walks to the crease
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>Melbourne public transport to be shut down over the weekend to stop anti lockdown protests
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>>113332986
based
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what are they afraid of?
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time reddit admitted that authoritarianism is a good thing
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i thought reddit WAS authoritarianism
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leeds
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>>113333000
protecting chudcels from themselves
god himself couldn't love them more
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>>113333005
No it isn’t
be quiet
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Jake libby
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I dont like cricket oh no. I love it
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oh no.....
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I fucking hate cricket
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just got this new piece gentlemen, thoughts?
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>>113333126
?
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>>113333131
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>>113333126
looking good mate
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>>113333161
if i saw this in a house, i would turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>113323442
making a mockery of sussex rn
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Television and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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>>113333225
paedo four eyed freak
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>>113333222
zachy sounding a bit different lads
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>>113333234
no need to introduce yourself mate
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Mad how easy it is bully thin skinned retards the fuck out of /cric/
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The lunch: 2 sausage rolls and a white monster
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Jake libby still yet to make 1000 runs this season. Pathetic
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https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/sep/15/show-me-the-honey-amateur-beekeepers-compete-bbc-show
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shan't be clicking on that link
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nooooooo you have to click on it
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Just post a screenshot
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simply shall not.
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>>113333333
yes dubs master
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ummm

lockdown update?
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>>113333333
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>>113333333
CHECKED
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post screenshots you cunts
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>>113333333
/cric/ wins again
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>>113333333
WHAT A WASTE
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>>113333368
>>113333375
*hovers mouse over flags*
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>>113333364
>>113333368
>>113333375
pls watch our sport

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xIOGN7EN-oY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4-opk9f2I

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=szd8vujDb6U

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCxzIo5arAY
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>>113333410
That last link in particular looks VERY exciting
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I don't know... it's got Worcestershire in it.
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>>113333333
based /cric/
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You can shag a set of stumps
You can also have receptive sex with a stump
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redditshire
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>>113333333
/hoc/ btfo
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redditshire v 4channelset, day 9, redditshire require 1,174 runs to win.
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>Second in the table
>Somerset next week
It’s Warwickshire’s year lads
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Duke of Dorset in?
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>>113333333
ooooo
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Business idea: Batting coaching for Worcestershire
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https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/the-light-roller-its-clear-which-team-is-the-best-in-the-world-1278009
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Think Alan Gardner might be stealing a living
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>>113333333
heeeeell yeah
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its time to rewatch sharpe
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> its time to rewatch sharpe
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>>113333822
Unfathomable based
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Some Indian chap surreptitiously asking about Worcestershire sauce in the Middlesex vs Pears YT live chat
Then Mark Harper replies and starts talking about WORSEstershire
Cheeky cunt
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Worcester on the ropes
Derby on the ropes
Essex on the ropes
Sussex on the ropes
Northants on the ropes
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>>113334252
Sorry meant

Surrey on the ropes

Instead of essex
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>>113333333
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Jos buttler has played 53 tests for england
Jonny bairstow has played 78
All because theyre good blokes and they get on with poot
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Worsetershire
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jeeves and worstershire
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>"Oh dear Jeeves, I'm in a bit of a spot of bother. I'm six wickets down with well over a hundred runs left to chase. Whatever shall I do?"
>"F*** off, sir."
>*audience laughs*
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Northpants
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>>113333333
big dick /cric/
small cock /hoc/
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>>113334469
>>113334485
>>113334501
Wodehouse loved the Worcestershire/Shropshire area and used it as a location over and over again, later worrying that this put his characters more out of reach of London than the narratives might bear....

"Anywhere in Worcestershire or Shropshire" The words came from the great English humourist PG Wodehouse (1881-1975) shortly before he died, when he was asked where he would like to live if he returned to England from America.
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Wodehouse. Worcestershire. Cricket.

The golden trifecta of English culture circa 1900-1950.
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Wodehouse was a Nazi collaborationist and a coward. He's up there with Donald Bradman for yellow bellied enemies of the people.
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wonder if we’ll ever see a professional sportsman as poor as chris martin ever again
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>>113334773
Yeah you've got the entire Pears first XI minus England's brave Jake Libby desu

Season to forget for most of these useless cowards
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rage is particularly uninspiring this evening
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every song has been the musical equivalent of the worcestershire county cricket club
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I read wodehouse as a 9 year old and only one paragraph made me laugh. Later I learned that he wrote comedies and apparently was good at it. That was when he made me laugh again.
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Alchy Locks and The Three Pears
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don't know wodehouse at all. don't really know any english writers, just shakespeare, the brontes (wrote enourmouis slappers), blake and whoever did middlemarch and beowulf
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australian music was a mistake
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>>113335133
So true

>>113335198
>>113335226
Wodehouse is absolute literature kino. Read some of the Blandings stories. If you don't find them hilarious there's a good chance that you're sub-human
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stupida fackin game :DD
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>After retiring from cricket Holding owned a petrol station in Kingston called "Michael Holding's Service Centre"
the dream



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