leicestershire county cricket club edition
George Rhodes must go to the Ashes
cricketing nations ASSEMBLEENGLAND
Scotland reporting in
Girl who just super-liked me has a section on her profile saying "Let's make sure we're on the same page about: cricket"Wonder what page that is exactly but can't be arsed to match with her and ask her to find out
>>113323442Exquisite choice of county
Evin Lewis gonna smash the T20 WC
Bairstow, Buttler, Alithe holy trinity of white ball shitters with 50+ test caps each and who are poots matesall should never be picked for England again
Bairstow somehow has more test caps than Michael Holding.
any cowardly brown man in?
Bairstow will probably be the worst player in existence to get 100 test caps
>>113325308Bess being capped at all tops the lot>>113325326This make me laugh. Quite a lot.
Love it when Michael Holding talks about his experiences of racism
>In an interview in 2020, Holding stated that his mother's family disowned her because her husband's skin was too dark.Well I don't know if his mum was white because he doesn't look mixed race.But it sounds like to me he's overexaggerating this experience of "racism" a bit here.
Not a real sport sadlyTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>113325504>>113325543He's on Desert Island Discs this week
>>113325543its called colourism, look it up chumpazoid
HE BOWLED A WIDE IN THE ASHES FINAL
>>113325473still trying to determine what was meant by this
RIP norm macdonald lads
finna watch some gangs of new york
quite a bad flick that one
finna go to bed
>>113325782HOW CAN YE LIVE WITH YE SEL
any men in the know able to tell me why my mate's cat always staunches me?
brett mate.. looking a bit cracked
anyone end up watching that Unindian film?
>>113326860look at that power stance
>>113326860Because he knows you are unvaxxed and probably a racist and sexist chud
>>113327269fully vaxxed thanks mate
Love EnglandLove AustraliaLove New ZealandLove South AfricaLove Rhodesia
>>113327186me when I throw up in my bed at 3am and go to my mums room to tell her
>>113325573A lot of good reggae, ska etc tunes to choose from
>>113325935reddit's favourite comedian but a good one at least
happy lunch time fellow indians
But of sherry for me
semi-sweet just like you :)
>>113326491okay now this is epic
I don't get it
thinking about if the word museum had an extra e between u and s
then it would be spelt incorrectly m8
>>113326842What's Michael Husseys handicap?
>>113329499tipping a sub 10 by the way he whacks it
>>113326860He probably sees you as the beta
scoffing down some food lads
I fuck around until the world, till the west is upYou're a festy cunt, you're not as fresh as usI'll slap your little sister down till she gets me drugsI'm on the bestest buzz, a straight reckless cuntI'll leave your party laughing with your fucking necklace tuckedYou got a sec ya slut? Well hit the deck you muttYou need to check what's up, I got a nest of buds, what?Fuck all you bitchesKerser's in the club and I'm the sickest cunt
>>113330342ye ye das rite das rite
Need to make a definitive /cric/ desert island discs. Immediately nominating Carisbrook by The Naenae Express for its poetic retelling of a classic tailend rearguard
>>113331018>PLEASE BUY OUR HECKIN GOOD COINERINO
parsuq on these nuts
>>113328868under appreciated humourous post
>>113331018I think this image makes fuck all sense and is made for the sole purpose of drawing in barinlets
whenever I get an email from a girl at work I always check LinkedIn to see if they're cute or not
just got an email from a real cutie
Prawn dhansuk on these nuts
Some creepy fuck I just emailed checked my linkedIn not two minutes I hit send. Doesn't he realise I can see that?
>>113331430have sex with me now
not logged in when I check mate
have to go into the office tomorrow for the first time since I started 5 months agopretty nervous tbf, they’re all going to see how much of an awkward freakazoid i amAlso havent had a haircut since November so don’t look very professional lol
Explain to someone who has never used or needed LinkedIn what it's for.
>>113331472Helps out if you want to climb the corporate ladder and connect with others within your industry that have skills or jobs relevant to your interests.
>>113331472either to stalk others you know and see their career path and what's they're currently doing or to be an attention seeking cuntin my work it's good for keeping up to date with who is working where and what they're doing, since I'm in a relationships based industry. never made a post on it and have no intention of doing so.
also get recruiters headhunting you through it, basically can operate as an online resume that any prospective employer can access.
>>113331472tryhards showing off their degrees in shoving beakers of hydrochloric acid up their ass
>>113331486>>113331500>>113331506sweet thanks lads.
business idea: linkedin but for slacker chads
Linkedin?More like stinkedgrim
>>113331460Suckistan on these nuts
smelling the stink of imminent civilisational collapse
>>113330953What does desert island discs mean?LPs you'd pick for a desert island?
recently left a shitpost in a datamining thread and lied saying i was 28now suddenly all the hot singles in your area ads involve 28 year olds instead of the 21 y/o they used to
Certain man with no sex drive due to finasteride abuse does not care for hot singles in his area
At toil lads
stoicism, kpop and marijuana
Any updates going?
Almost too psychologically cooked for an update
Love my dear kiwi bros
very much care about hot singles in my area
Going to be at toil for another 6 and a half hour lads
They told me to move to Auckland. It'll be great they said
LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOUSE
Why the hell would anyone move to Auckland
>>113332056to avoid spending every waking moment on a train
>>113332056I can see the worlds greatest cricket stadium out of my window
>>113331472it's like Steam but with toilFacebook but with toilMySpace but with toil - a MyToil as it wereshall be deleting my LinkedIn account as soon as I don't need it
>>113332071love this picture
I love you
Hot local singles in this thread
>>113332136The triumvirate of shittiness
I miss being in high school listening to trivium
Lancashire finna be county champions
yes Hampshire certainly are a reddit county, and they will lose next week :)
#np Ty Segall - Harmonizer
How’s this for shittinesshttps://stats.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-south-africa-2012/engine/records/team/series_results.html?class=1;id=3;id=5;type=headtoheadhttps://stats.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2016-17/engine/records/team/match_results.html?class=1;id=2;id=5;type=headtohead
Just post a screenshot
Will be supporting Lancashire in Div 1, Gloucestershire in Div 2, and the Pears in Div 3 (which is actually the most difficult league). Somerset will get my support for that meme finals day bollocks on the weekendEnd of, simple as
Summary of those links>New Zealand have never beaten South Africa in a test >New Zealand have a very poor record against Australia in test matches having only won 1 since the March 1993 test
i wonder if espncricinfo tracks how many times this guy posts about new zealand unprovoked
Feeling mentally fatigued finna lie down
cameron green will never take a test wicket
Who is most successful captain of all time and why is it Ponting?
>>113332522Why do Indians brown nose Australia so much?
Still not getting vaxxed
Their noses are brown though. So why do they nose Australians?
>>113332534How many world cups did your captain win?Oh yea one with cheating.
Getting close to my birthday lads. Will I at least be able to get a curry? Fuck.
Love big juicy prawns in a sweet Dhansak sauce
Thinking 'spoons mixed grill tonight
not long now till archer gets racially vilified
contention: women owe me sex
croweater bros, this can't be happening......
I pay women for sex
>>113332707>When questioned about it on Tuesday, WA Premier Mark McGowan said authorities would wait and see what happened but SA “may regret that decision”hmmm
any gay men in?
>>113332714Not convinced this is good value for money
Doing a poo lads
>>113332763how much did she cost lad
>>113332270I'm sorry there are too many results to display on one page. Would you like to open these results in a phone book sized document?
do prozzies count as based tradies?
>>113332752It's not, I regret it every time
>>113332789>work with their hands>cash payments only>retardsthinking so
>>113332787fuck sorry lads that was supposed to be hashtag howstat not a tripcode, ruined the joke.
>>113332823honestly such a based culture in many ways
>>113332735The good ship lolipop? They are a fucking disgrace.
Lots of uni poofs ITT afraid of a hard day's work
Daniel is angry at teadies and prozzies because they make more money and have more sec than he ever will
if i book my vaccine can i pay someone else to show up and take it for me?
>owwwww muh back i, 16LOL
Tense scenes at Headingly lads, two counties title hopes are on the line not sure I can watch
shit feature, 0/10 won't be using again
Jake Libby, 2:1 in sports science from Cardiff Metropolitan, future england skipper, walks to the crease
>Melbourne public transport to be shut down over the weekend to stop anti lockdown protests
what are they afraid of?
time reddit admitted that authoritarianism is a good thing
i thought reddit WAS authoritarianism
>>113333000protecting chudcels from themselvesgod himself couldn't love them more
>>113333005No it isn’t be quiet
I dont like cricket oh no. I love it
I fucking hate cricket
just got this new piece gentlemen, thoughts?
>>113333126looking good mate
>>113333161if i saw this in a house, i would turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>113323442making a mockery of sussex rn
Television and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>113333225paedo four eyed freak
>>113333222zachy sounding a bit different lads
>>113333234no need to introduce yourself mate
Mad how easy it is bully thin skinned retards the fuck out of /cric/
The lunch: 2 sausage rolls and a white monster
Jake libby still yet to make 1000 runs this season. Pathetic
shan't be clicking on that link
nooooooo you have to click on it
simply shall not.
>>113333333yes dubs master
ummm lockdown update?
post screenshots you cunts
>>113333333/cric/ wins again
>>113333333WHAT A WASTE
>>113333368>>113333375*hovers mouse over flags*
>>113333364>>113333368>>113333375pls watch our sporthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xIOGN7EN-oYhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4-opk9f2Ihttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=szd8vujDb6Uhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCxzIo5arAY
>>113333410That last link in particular looks VERY exciting
I don't know... it's got Worcestershire in it.
You can shag a set of stumpsYou can also have receptive sex with a stump
redditshire v 4channelset, day 9, redditshire require 1,174 runs to win.
>Second in the table>Somerset next weekIt’s Warwickshire’s year lads
Duke of Dorset in?
Business idea: Batting coaching for Worcestershire
Think Alan Gardner might be stealing a living
its time to rewatch sharpe
> its time to rewatch sharpe
Some Indian chap surreptitiously asking about Worcestershire sauce in the Middlesex vs Pears YT live chatThen Mark Harper replies and starts talking about WORSEstershireCheeky cunt
Worcester on the ropesDerby on the ropesEssex on the ropesSussex on the ropesNorthants on the ropes
>>113334252Sorry meantSurrey on the ropesInstead of essex
Jos buttler has played 53 tests for englandJonny bairstow has played 78All because theyre good blokes and they get on with poot
jeeves and worstershire
>"Oh dear Jeeves, I'm in a bit of a spot of bother. I'm six wickets down with well over a hundred runs left to chase. Whatever shall I do?">"F*** off, sir.">*audience laughs*
>>113333333big dick /cric/small cock /hoc/
>>113334469>>113334485>>113334501Wodehouse loved the Worcestershire/Shropshire area and used it as a location over and over again, later worrying that this put his characters more out of reach of London than the narratives might bear...."Anywhere in Worcestershire or Shropshire" The words came from the great English humourist PG Wodehouse (1881-1975) shortly before he died, when he was asked where he would like to live if he returned to England from America.
Wodehouse. Worcestershire. Cricket.The golden trifecta of English culture circa 1900-1950.
Wodehouse was a Nazi collaborationist and a coward. He's up there with Donald Bradman for yellow bellied enemies of the people.
wonder if we’ll ever see a professional sportsman as poor as chris martin ever again
>>113334773Yeah you've got the entire Pears first XI minus England's brave Jake Libby desuSeason to forget for most of these useless cowards
rage is particularly uninspiring this evening
every song has been the musical equivalent of the worcestershire county cricket club
I read wodehouse as a 9 year old and only one paragraph made me laugh. Later I learned that he wrote comedies and apparently was good at it. That was when he made me laugh again.
Alchy Locks and The Three Pears
don't know wodehouse at all. don't really know any english writers, just shakespeare, the brontes (wrote enourmouis slappers), blake and whoever did middlemarch and beowulf
australian music was a mistake
>>113335133So true>>113335198>>113335226Wodehouse is absolute literature kino. Read some of the Blandings stories. If you don't find them hilarious there's a good chance that you're sub-human
stupida fackin game :DD
>After retiring from cricket Holding owned a petrol station in Kingston called "Michael Holding's Service Centre"the dream