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*bundes in eurober edition*

>Tuesday 14/09
/bundes/ in /cl/
21:00 FC Barcelona - Bayern München
21:00 OSC Lille - VfL Wolfsburg

>Wednesday 15/09
/bundes/ in /cl/
18:45 Beşiktaş Istanbul - Borussia Dortmund
21:00 Manchester City - RB Leipzig

>Thursday 16/09
/bundes/ in /el/
18:45 Bayer Leverkusen - Ferencváros Budapest
21:00 Eintracht Frankfurt - Fenerbahçe Istanbul

/bundes/ in /el conference/
18:45 Slavia Prag - 1. FC Union Berlin
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>ADEYEMI
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predicting a snoozetastic hühnchen match
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/bundas/
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tom? opfer
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>>113315936
We wondered in the other thread why you are always proxyfagging. Can you enlighten us?
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>>113316041
>expecting a reasonable answer from a schizo neet
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>>113316061
I thought maybe if I asked nice :3
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kek Adeyemi
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DA ÖSI BULLS
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>watching the early games
top cringe
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>>113316201
>not enjoying Sevilla get BTFO
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red?
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tsu cannot be stopped
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>>113316284
looks like hes been shot
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>>113316284
..what for?
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>>113316345
tackle from behind
taking revanche for the first tackle
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>>113316394
maybe if the foul is against Bayern
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Sevilla absolutely losing their heads lmao
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Saltbulls are going to fuck this up
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Salzburg should train shooting penalties
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No more era of the bull
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>it's a black man gets a red card episode
love reruns
love em
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austrians are so weakmind
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the way he looks up for a sec thinking about complainig then decides to roll around some more
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>>113316814
>ayo hol up lemme see
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so the era of the bull is truly over now huh
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god i hate woeber
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>CL konferenz @ dazn
wtf i love early games now?!
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they simply dont have an alternative for sane, right?
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why would they replace their best player?
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top top TOP parade
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Can Bayern Barca be the new Bayern HSV?
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>3 elfmeter
>2 verschossen
?????????? was junge
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lmao
nigger diving when he already has a yellow? saved by offside
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wait what
why wasnt the offside called
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>>113317482
see >>113316814 >>113316284
all the same guy
ref had a look at it in the half
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>>113317299
this guy looks like a playstation character
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>>113317299
What is his problem?
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>you now remember that absolute retard ITT who trusted bundes when they said manure will score more goals
>tfw that retard was me
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>>113317871
just wait fren
they just need some time
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>>113317610
It's the shitty aftereffects, mashalla der praktikant und so
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we watching the konferenz or the bayern?
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>>113318435
Lille Wolfsburg
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Bauern, the other matches are meh
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0 agree
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Wtf? Amazon is the only way to watch the Barca game in Germany?
So now you need DAZN, SKY, and Amazon? Fuck this shit.
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>>113315833
Lame
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yes, but to be fair amazon prime is the best of the 3 anyway. independent of football
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>United
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Amazon Prime is jewish propaganda.
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>bundes is ALWAYS (always) wrong
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>David fucking Wagner wins against Man United with the Young Boys Bern
AHAHHAHAHAH
how are german coaches this elite??
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>Manure
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>>113318662
these niggers have to be paid by someone. fuck everyone who doesnt pirate
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>>113318961
he can only do it against EPL farmers
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>>113318961
>schalke seething now
>b-but we got relegated because of him
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>>113317610
this guy is not a playstation character?
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>>113319174
come on
wagner > solskjear > kovac
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Depay scores a hattrick tonight
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for me its alkoholfreies fiege
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I like Barca more than Bayern tbqh
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Wolfsburg are playing as well btw
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Will it be another 4-0?
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>>113319616
>>113319639
remember all those threads a couple of days ago about how all germans cheer for hühnchen in international competition?
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>>113319870
There are no germans on the internet
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>>113319870
?no
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hühnchen already pinned back
gonna need some magic today
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No yellow?
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based biased ref
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No pen?
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>>113320186
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>>113318662
we can still watch cl on free tv but it's getting worse here too
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>>113320297
My stream might be slow. I meant for the Lewa one
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>still 0-0
Nagelsmann RAUS
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Braithwaite injured = Hühnchen win

Sitting alone in a hotel bar in Frederikshavn btw. Life on the road.
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snoozetastic game lads
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>athmosphere so bad you can here Müller complain about the außenverteidiger
rip barca
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Goretzka should have stayed at Bochum. They could have grown together.
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>>113320581
LEWA LEWA
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zzzZzZzZzZzzZZzZzZzzZzZ
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>*shoots when there are 3 people standing direct in front of you*
great tactics there buyern
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MÜLLER
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>Mutt gets the ball
>speeds up and runs at the opponent
>loses the ball
>This happens 9 out of 10 times
>People cream themselves when it works once
I hate modern football. Just gonna watch a movie instead.
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Just need to give Lewa one or two chances.
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ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER ES MÜLLERT WIEDER
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epic müller trickshot
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ES MÜLLERT WIEDER
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>commentators acting like Müller is a genius bc he scored a lucky goal, that woul have been easy for the keeper if not deflected
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Post the webm. I already turned it off
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>>113319454

hey guys we would like to enact our return policy on this item, its malfunctioning
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>>113320810
you mean musiala? noticed this as well at the NT
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>>113320943
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>>113320810
better than doing a side or backpass and not trying at all
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>>113321002
Toni Kroos dislikes this post.
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>>113320971
Musiala and Sahne are good examples.
>>113321002
could pass it foward too. Anything is better than zoomerball.
>>113320973
Thanks, lucky goal.
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>Buying and playing a Gladbach reject
What's Barcelona's plan?
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>>113320952
thank you for your inquiry
however, as you know, the bundes has a strict no refunds policy
you have been informed about the conditions multiple times before the transaction has taken place
if you have any further questions, do not hesitate to contact our team again
mit freundlichen grüßen / best regards
Katja from the bundes
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Barca are Everton tier
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>>113320810
Ribery and Robben did the exact same thing all the time
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>>113321106
well, they hired a former Everton manager, so no surprises here
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>>113321125
But Robben especially did it so much he scored lots
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>>113321125
Yeah but it worked and they got results.
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>>113321155
>>113321212
just like musiala then
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>>113321258
No, Sören- Robben and Ribery knew when to dribble and when to pass the ball.
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>>113321286
just like musiala then
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>>113321294
No.
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>>113321106
Really grim. I hate them, but seeing them THIS shit is just sad. Is Rangnick their only hope now?
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>>113321286
Robben and Ribery were also like 5+ years older and more experienced than Musiala now when they joined Bayern
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>>113321313
yes actually
but it’s okay ronny, keep seething
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Yikes, Gomez can't talk for shit, but Sammer is pure cringe.
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Sammer comeback to Bayern when?
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>Sammer is pure cringe
ok you're just shitposting now
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Why does Sané make the wrong decision 90% of the time?
Is it due to his low IQ?
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>>113321549
Sören thinks it is cringe to have an own opinion on the game
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>>113321549
Pep hands
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How can BVB get away with this? I can count on my fingers how many of their "prospects" are somehow decent
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>>113321567
Yes, typical mutt.
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>>113321600
how is it their faul most other clubs are depressing to play for?
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>>113321648
They are guilty for this financial shitshow
>100 million on dumbelel
>100 millions in Sancho
Clubs shouldnt be allowed to sell frauds for a big price
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>>113321591
>äh ja äh ein Loch äh so groß äh wie äh äh ja wie äh der Mount Everest äh oder so sowas äh...
Daum tier rambling.
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>Non-Buyern bundes teams
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>>113321706
Farca wanted Dembele so bad they made him chimp out to force the move. Absolutely disgusting behavior. They deserve this 100%.
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>>113321753
Just goes to show that he didn't learn his half time speech by hard.
Also nice cherry picking faggot
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>golfsburg
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Bayern will win the tripple again.
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have a Leuchtturm, frens
bonus points for telling me where this is
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>>113321816
Kek
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>>113321824
holy FUCKING kek
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>>113321824
>person
Shiggy
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nice hackentrick leroy
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>>113321831
Kap Arkona
experienced the coldest temperature in my life so far there
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LewanGOALski
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LEWA LEWA
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easy
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>>113321824
>on the one hand, all this clown shit is fucking annoying
>but it's also amusing
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>>113321549
Sammer is a footballing genius, you turkish brainlet.
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damn these manlets will get raped by Goretzka
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>>113315833
>blundershitga's 2nd best defense team from last season getting exposed by Lille
lol
kek
KEK

Say it with me
>Blundershitga
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>Brooks
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Some G*rmans arrived at the hotel bar… time to drink up and get back to the room
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>another red for a darkskin
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>>113322242
its me
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>>113321824
actually lold out loud irl in real life
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>shit league of one team
No.
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how many german bvlls are you taking to the room bby?
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>>113322268
Can’t be a /bundes/ poster because they asked for the tv to be turned on so they could watch the soccer game
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>läufts auf gleiche hinaus. Ein schneller Flügelspieler
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>>113322393
I did that so you wouldnt suspect its me
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>>113315936
Based.
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>>113322419
You are in a group of three people. What nationality is the one non-German in your group?
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>>113322488
Bavarian
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he is a shitskin ofc
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trick question, we are four. leave the door open i'll be right up qt
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>>113322543
Wrong, I can smell a Norwegian accent from a mile away.
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>>113321909
>cold
>near the sea
what the fuck are you on about
but yes it's Arkona (found only one chicken god here)
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Well I have to get up to my room now and sleep anyway. I have to leave at 7:30 tomorrow for some messed up reason to teach some people how to do wage negotiations.
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I'll wage my dick on your whore mother fucking blog post shitter die already
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alright i'll follow in a couple of minutes put on your best dessous
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LEWANDWOSKI
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Based tap in artist
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GOSENS
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>>113322621
yes, it was -15 degrees when I was there in late January some years ago and the wind was terrible
never yet experienced a colder temperature
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>>113322822
That either was in 1978 or you're full of shit.
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classic
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>>113315833
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>>113322881
I can only tell you what my phone app told me and it was exactly that
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ez for Bayern
now onto the Wolfsburg match
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>>113322911
übeltreter
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>>113322994
Okay.
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>wolfshit
lmao
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ausserhalb kein pen
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>Golfsburg
oh no no no
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>>113323222
>>113323227
seething
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bayern are such bullies
ugh
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>>113323298
stay mad
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>>113323307
They weren't even trying
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>>113323298
not seething, happy they got a point but holy shit that was an embarrassing performance
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>>113323382
and they made sure it looked that way
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redpill me on this team
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>>113323460
maybe
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>>113323472
le eternal talent factory
le kult high pressing coach
their badge looks like the juventus of the north but they are the dortmund of the south
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>EPLel
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>>113323472
basically French
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>>113323695
how so?
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>>113323472
they are white supremacists
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>>113323472
i never use this word but they are literal cucks
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>>113323709
geographically and cukturally. Basically Alsace
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>>113323555
mhm interesting
>>113323695
eww
>>113323804
So are they the Hellas Verona of Bundesliga?
>>113323815
Why so?
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2 goal average tonight. why do people make so much fuss about this competition again? me, I'm already looking forward to next bundes matches
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>>113324073
some of those descriptions read as a bit contradictory but I'll try to elaborate. they have a notoriously left leaning coach who is politically vocal in press conferences and stuff and they rear from a green-party-governed bundesland, yet they sport the most ethnically European squad in the entire league. their region is very rich and quite rural, yet they have a very dedicated traditional following like you might expect from a Ruhrgebiet club. no idea about the french thing except they're close to that border
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>>113324073
>>Why so?
it's a really small club from a small city that isn't much into football because it's quarter students that won't ever care about the local club
a lot of fans are mad their club isn't Freiburg...
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Germany? More like shitskin rape town country xD
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>>113324200
good post, well summarised
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>>113324329
Yes, we know. It's embarassing.
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Tom? Based? I'm thinking yes..
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>Blundershitga
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>>113323926
alsace isn't french, it's alemannic, like freiburg
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>Bayern has scored in SEVENTY-EIGHT CONSECUTIVE official matches. Since soccer was resumed after world lockdown, IT HAS NOT FAILED A SINGLE TIME.
>River Plate holds the world record: 96 in a row between 1936 and 1939.
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>>113324200
I see, thanks for the explanation
>>113324301
kek, just like the team I root for
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>>113323472
What are your thoughts on Vincenzo Grifo
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>>113325388
what sparked your interest and what club do you support?
>>113324415 thanks fren
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>>113325495
>what sparked your interest
Unironically this guy:
>>113325485
>and what club do you support?
Unfortunately for me I support Cagliari team
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>blundershitga
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good morning
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>>113320973
Based Müller with the Distanzknaller.
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morning
>>113325686
i watch about two Freiburg games per season but from what i can tell he's one of the reasons why they are regularly punching above their weight.
had to see him score a stunner of a free kick to bvb a few weeks ago and kinda rate him.
also: cheer up, you're only one place behind juve
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>Jüngster Bundesliga-Debütant für den FC Bayern München im Alter von 17 Jahren und 125 Tagen.
>Jüngster Bundesliga-Torschütze für den FC Bayern München im Alter von 17 Jahren und 205 Tagen.
>Jüngster Champions-League-Torschütze für den FC Bayern München im Alter von 17 Jahren und 363 Tagen.
>Jüngster deutscher Nationalspieler in der DFB-Turniergeschichte bei der EM mit 18 Jahren und 117 Tagen.
>De Dschammahl
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>>113332138
NOOOOOOOO HE'S A MUTTT
HEEEEE'SSSS SHIIIITTTTTT
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so how hard are the bvlls going to be reamed today??
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>>113332149
he's not shit but he's a mutt and not German and shouldn't play for Germany.
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>>113332583
what national team should he be playing for then?
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>>113332592
a mutt is just a mutt, it doesn't have national identity. although playing for England would make more sense considering anglos are mentally ill and addicted ro race-mixing
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I see
can't wait for the united muttland team, like the refugee team at the olympics
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>>113331795
>had to see him score a stunner of a free kick to bvb a few weeks ago and kinda rate him.
I've also seen that freekick, not bad at all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sky1-q4BWtI
>cheer up, you're only one place behind juve
I hope they have a bad season for what they did to our goalkeeper
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>>113332674
>I've also seen that freekick, not bad at all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sky1-q4BWtI
>Gürki
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will the era of the bull start against the bald fraud?
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yes
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>>113333333
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still not getting the jab desu
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congrats to bayern. wenn se international spielen, halt ich auch schon zu den münchenern. einfach geil mal wieder
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>>113333391
falseflagging customers are always funny
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>>113333414
idiot
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>>113333423
ok Ulrich H. aus JVA Landsberg
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>>113333423
Sören mad again
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>>113333436
>>113333437
leckt mich doch alleeeeeee!!@
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>>113332674
did the Gruesome Offensive Assault Terrorist get sent off for this?
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>>113333330
that’s fine fren
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>>113333391
I know a hardcore >Schalke guy here, around his 60ies, 70ies, he just joined the local customer fanclub.
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for me, it’s Dortmund and Germany youth player Samuel Bamba
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>>113333691
unironically no and after that he scored a hat trick against us
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>>113333838
ooo ooo ooo aaa aaa aaa aaa
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>Havertz riet Werder-Coach Anfang zu Weiser
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five between these three today btw
captcha TADHA
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>>113335864
so five for Haaland
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>>113335995
it doesn't even matter fren
verification not required
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>2022 ist Schluss: Hitzlsperger kündigt Abschied vom VfB Stuttgart an
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>>113336336
what a bummer
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>>113336345
heh
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how many
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>18:45 CL match
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>>113336375
dont think schürrle will score many more goals
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>>113336401
just enough time to make soup
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>>113336401
who is this cute boy?
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Besiktas Istanbul Borussia Dortmund 1:3
Sheriff Tiraspol Schachtar Donezk 0:2
FC Liverpool AC Mailand 2:1
Inter Mailand Real Madrid 1:2
Atlético Madrid FC Porto 1:0
Club Brügge Paris St. Germain 0:2
Manchester City RB Leipzig 3:0
Sporting Lissabon Ajax Amsterdam 1:2

yes no hello hello?
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will the real bvlls do better or worse than their u19 equivalent did today?
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>>113336436
yes
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>>113336532
Besiktas Istanbul Borussia Dortmund 2:5
Sheriff Tiraspol Schachtar Donezk 1:1
FC Liverpool AC Mailand 1:0
Inter Mailand Real Madrid 3:3
Atlético Madrid FC Porto 3:0
Club Brügge Paris St. Germain 2:2
Manchester City RB Leipzig 1:2
Sporting Lissabon Ajax Amsterdam 4:1
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yikes
get this hothead outta here
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>>113336565
after watching Beiern yesterday the 1:4 doesn't seem as bad
2-0 to city. but only because da bulls can't score
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>>113336738
couldn't make it worse
probably still mad about Malen from the Euros too
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>>113336738
>(Niederlande)
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Dortmund should have been the prime time game.
Bigger than City Red Bull
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>>113336871
I think this is more about Istanbul being in a different time zone
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>>113336624
>>113336624
>>113336624
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>>113336772
hes not in charge of the bvb besiggt ass match
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the champioooons
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>no vereinswappen
lmao topcucks
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letsss goooo
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Malen is a bit shit huh
Never seen such a headless chicken player
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>>113336738
would kys myself if I was turkish ngl
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=FnLol5gJWj4
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rip
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The match thread is fucking awful. Why is it always like that?
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shall I take the wundesposting to the mätch thread?
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le young mutt prospect
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HEY JUDE
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based
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>>113337458
dont get the hype
most of the clips i saw where quite unfunny
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>>113337633
>>113337608
Hahnrei.
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>>113337607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Ip7J6xHg8
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>>113337644
19:09 Echte Liebe
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that shade of yellow is kinda off
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dortmund had osme pretty bad jersey choices in the past
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Der Jude Bellingham
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>>113337644
barely funny
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>>113337644
Meh
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where is burky btw
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>>113337910
>>113337945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whN9JJ74dPw
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>>113337954
Cleaning Kobel's gloves.
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>>113337644
famed anglo humour
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>>113337954
not even in Turkey
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>>113337986
where is the joke
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>>113337608
>>113337633
FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEE!!11
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>>113338037
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
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>>113338023
>>113337997
>>113338037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1gm4epi7w
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BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ BrautZ
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Lmao Jude is fucking raping them.
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HAALAND
HAALAND
HAALAND
HAALAND
HAALAND
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>the bully of besiktas
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HÅLAND HÅLAND HÅLAND
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>9 goals in 6.5 games
how does he do it? will he ever stop scoring?
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>>113338300
nope
fyi he is fucking that blone Besiktas fan right now during the break too
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>>113338207
>>113338263
stop posting that whore!
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>>113338438
No U
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As Brandt took that corner
>"Ich hoffe Brandt kann kein Türkisch, ist sonst sicher unangenehm"

lol, does the guy hear what they are saying or he just assumes they are yelling "Ill fuck your mother" because its loud turkroaches?
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>>113338519
every german knows the basic insults, hell the lad grew up in bremen
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>GündoGOAT benched
easy Leipzig win
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>>113338624
>Nkunku
>Muhkiele
>Olmo
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>>113338624
hope Silva can finally unlock himself
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>>113338658
ah yes, Olmo truly is the most negro player in the world
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Dortmund put them to sleep. No drama today
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>>113338608
OROSPU ÇOCUĞU
Alman patates
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>>113338608
>every german knows the basic insults
lmaoing @ zoomers
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>>113338608
I don't.
Expect of "du Jude" and "du Kurde" of course.
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>>113338608
>every german knows the basic insults
do zoomers really?
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>>113338608
well I grew up in Bremen as well and am pretty much the same age as Brandt and do not know any of the insults despite having played football for many years
I just remember my only Turkish teammate informing the ref that an opposing player had just called the ref a hurensohn in Turkish lmao but I don’t remember what the word was
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>>113338954
Im over 30, from a big city. I know sik de lan
I heard from AMK
and I heard >>113338730 before, yet it sounded more like "orosropocu" or something like that
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>>113339051
Why are turks such NPCs with like 3-4 or dialogue responses, one of them is always "Hurensohn"
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anyone who speaks even a single turkish word in germany should be deported
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die BETTELN um das gegentor
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>>113339100
this except decapitated
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>>113339100
Yep
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>beko
have a beko spülmaschine, its alright
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schnarchtastic match
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>cheating off and on the pitch
what a fucking n
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typical Lahoz
kamerageil
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>>113339100
AfD abschieben
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>>113339423
(((Gold)))hammer
decapitation is fine
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Moupoopoo is so shit. Literally peaked with 12.
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>>113339423
absolute state of West Germany
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wolf is terrible
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>>113339482
>state of eastern germany without west germany: moldova
>still complaining
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>>113339482
it's literally Berlin
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>7 more minutes of this shitfest
gott bewahre
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>Doofmund
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>Dirtmund
most dangerous lead
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>>113339569
Germany without the East: brown, smells like shit, low IQ, literally no culture
Germany wihtout the West: small Germany
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>miss 100% goal
>dahoud decides to be a retard and give away a free kick
>goal

classic
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Knauff und Moukoko, die Hänchenflügelzange.
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i think dahoud might seriously not have a brain
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>>113339482
He's a Jew from East Berlin you dumb fuck
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so how long does rose have left?
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>>113339738
the east has literally no industry and even still receives gibs from the west
unironically would become some random ostblock shithole
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>those time wasting corners that do nothing but get 5 secs off the clock

they want me to seeth, I swear
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bundes watch party when?!
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>>113339738
Lmao you'd be Romania, at best, without the West
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>>113339738
The East has been irrelevant since the Communists took over. There's a lot of history and great historical figures but since Communism there has never been anything of note there. And yet Ossis still worship the Commies.
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>>113339864
I wonder why
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ITT: seething ignorant Wessis

also where was I today?
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>>113339952
>t-the wessis are too blame I cant provide jobs and decent wages
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>>113339996
Idk is that the bench you sleep on?
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>>113340006
I like ossis but its true they are chronic complainers
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>>113340044
i wish
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Jz 1 Linseneintopf
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So we are watching Comfyrenz?
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>get a beer
>missed goal already
FUCK this shit
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>>113340122
whats stopping you?
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yes its komferenz for me
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>>113339996
Is that Hiddensee?
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>no Günni
Fraudiola again
he was great against the Borussias last season
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>haller already scored twice
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>>113339738
turks seethe at this because they know their inferiority.
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>bvlls
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Commies deported everyone with an elevated IQ or backbone from Ossiland
Thus the modern Ossi subhuman. It's genetics, sheeple
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whre is our boy draxler
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Marsch RAUS
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lots of goals, huh?
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>>113340390
worried I'd fall into the sea when I sleep
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>>113340509
As wrong as you could possibly be!
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>>113340997
okay, other side of the island then
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>nkunku
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>>113340895
Meanwhile in reality Sachsen and Thüringen leading in Pisa.
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Is Brobbey a good finisher?
Bulls won't score with these hacks
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>>113341131
Klein Zicker to be precise
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>>113341178
but we all know these stats are absolute bullshit
any western German who has ever met anyone from the east knows this
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>>113340957
Why are Germans so prone to drowning
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>>113341178
>B*rlin pulling Brandenburg down with it
sad
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>>113341199
based, it really is a beautiful spot
it was absolutely gorgeous in winter. so much wonderful and untouched snow
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>mukiele
good lord, this is a bit embarrassing now
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>>113341263
We drink too much. Also for me it's going swimming here.
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fucking kek
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>Leipzig
>PisSG
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>>113341162
>Mukiele
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Leipzig will actually finish dead last in this group huh
guess Nailsman was really helping them overperform hard
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Red Bull? More like Brown Shit
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>have Gvardiol, Simakan
>play Mukiele out of position at CB
Wasn't M Arsch bragging about squad depth a few weeks ago?
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>sell all your best players
>get trashed
so what exactly are Red Bull getting out if this? You know if they wanted to have a team to constantly get humiliated they just could have bought Schalke
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>>113341218
>western
>german
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>>113341628
they only sold Upamecano and Sabitzer tho
and Silva should’ve been an upgrade over their previous strikers
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>>113341747
Konate too
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>>113341449
why is /bundes/ always wrong?
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based Rebic
>floppo
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>>113341767
well I guess but he was mostly injured anyway and Simakan didn’t look bad at all so far
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NKUNKU
>>
BULLED
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NKUNKU
>>
NKUNKU
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>floppo
>>
>floopo
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sovlful conferenz so far
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>bvlls
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NO ERA PENAL
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thats not the second strongest team in Germany anymore.
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>Cuckbulls
>Jesse Arsch
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>Cuckbulls
>Jesse Arsch

What a shit franchise
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>>113342164
right, that's the team that barely won against besiktas
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>>113342164
Beiern took good care of that desu
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embarrassing
city don't even look like they're trying very hard, just like bayern against barca yesterday
bvlls are finished
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>113342164
bait
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when will Red Bull just pull the plug and end this charade? since they sold half of their team to buyern that old "they are actually trying to become a serious challenger" argument doesn't work anymore, they add nothing to the league.
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>>113342278
>>113342326
they will take the hoppelheim route
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>>113342242
no, the team that struggled to draw against Lille
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>>113342350
yeah I think you're right
let's hope they also focus on developing young german prospects like hoffenheim is doing nowadays
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***** BUSINESS IDEA *****
1. Sack Marsch
2. Hire Klinsmann
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>>113342361
bundes stronk
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>young german prospects
you mean buying 20 african teenagers ever year
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>>113341449
Nah Marsch is just shit coach. If Lask wouldn't have been penalized, Salzburg wouldn't even have won league.
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>>113342508
we call them fast wingers
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>>113342508
What are you referring to?
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>>113342476
I'd say I'd give back my season ticket if that happened
but I already did so go ahead
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>>113342508
no
I mean players like Stiller, Geiger, Raum, John, Bischof,...
all of which are 100% german even in the eyes of someone like you mr ronny
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>>113342597
>Stiller
>German
oh nose
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>>113342630
well he's bavarian so no wonder he's a bit ugly
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>>113342476
who dis
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>>113342700
ooga booga coomy coomy
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heh
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KLOPPO
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based comfyrenz today
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so what exactly does adams do and why isn’t Kampl playing?
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>>113342992
Landsmann von Arsch
vs
some gay dude
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jdrax on. can he carry these frauds?
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>>113342992
He plays because he is American. Marsch is a retard
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>>113342630
>Angelo
Based wog italian immigrant
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NKUNKU
wtf, since when can he do headers??
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DA BULLLLLLSSS
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Ngubunku carry?
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NKUNKU
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>>113343048
Pep doesn't train headers
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>>113342992
Sells shirts in America
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too many goals desu
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>>113343046
nah, giving kids Italian names is not uncommon among lower class families
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>>113343046
just a low iq German name. the underclass love to give their kids fancy “foreign” names like Michelle or Chantal for girls
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for some reason I thought Kampl left RB
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>>113343138
Sounds like here
>ynr Totti's daughter is named Chanel
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>>113343138
Michelle is considered a ghetto name these days?
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>>113343180
>Sounds like here
you have kids called Friedrich, Wilhelm and Gerhard?
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didn't leipzig sign some croat prospect to play CB? where is he
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>mukiele defending
yes yes, good stuff
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JGrealZ!
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>bulls
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>>113343182
it used to be 20 years ago, probably not anymore
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>adams
wew

>>113343182
yes, always has been
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>>113343215
Africans often have german names. Think "Gerald" Asamoah.

Alsways wondered why taht is.
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absolute state of that defending
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>>113343309
based Bremenanon
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>>113343215
Are those low class?
I mean that names that sound weird or foreign are mostly low class
Idk about Germany, but here also names like Kevin and Johnathan
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>>113343328
Kevin is the main low iq name here
Jonathan is fine
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Since he cucked down to gays Gulasci had not a single good game. Could also be connected with him taking anti hair loss meds though
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>>113343327
Not Bremenanon. I am east german.
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>>113343328
the point was low class families giving their kids foreign names (not those being low class names in that country)
I know some Ricos, Claudios, Marcos, Sandros etc myself
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Is Silva the flop of the year?
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>>113343309
Also "Hans" Sarpei.
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how come marsch never dares to change the system? he always does positionsgetreue Wechsel
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>>113343379
just shave it
or wear a hat like kahn
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>>113343403
Get out, you're lowering the average IQ.
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for me, it’s Leverkusen legend Wendell
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>>113343468
Hardly, turkroach.
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>Poulsen
Jesus christ, how is he still at the club
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>>113343434
Sandro is a low class name?
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>>113343542
Leipzig's best player.
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>Poulsen again
fuck off
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>>113343586
yef
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kkkkk
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>>113343542
He started this whole striker who doesn't score trend.
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>bvlls
pathetic
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>>113343586
just call your kid alexander, you're not italian
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>>113343634
nah, these hugo almeida/nelson valdez type players have always existed
>>
uff
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>haller scored four (4) goals already
good lord
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what games does sky even got?

it seems everything is dazn and amazon
>>
N
>>
NKUNKU
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this is gonna suck when they lose 5-4 trailing the whole time
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lmao DA BULLS
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NKUNKU AGAIN
wtf lmao
NOW FUCKING DEFEND YOU STUPID BVLLS
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Ngubunku trying to carry hard
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>mateshits gifts the bvllz several hundred millions
>they still can't compete on any level

lol?
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Nkunku could score 8 and they'd still lose by 3 goals kek
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>bvlls
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These weak Souf cunts can't stop NGUBU
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whelp, that didn’t last long
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>Leipzig defending
holy kek
Nkunku must be livid
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>leipshit
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>>113344008
like the Austrian said
GK sucks
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CANCELED
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tom? opfer
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what is this tactic called?
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How come all German clubs play like this in Europe? Just full on suicide mode, zero cleverness, zero patience.
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>Leip5ig
>>
>score 3 at the Shittyhad
>lose without ever leading
impressive
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>>113344085
the reverse semen-slurp
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>>113344106
cant into defending
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>>113344106
trying to use the bundes meme tactics internationally while failing to realise that Bayern has the only squad capable of doing that
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>Angelino
still a city player at heart I see
>>
Angelino you mong
6:3 incoming
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>>113344186
>>113344186
>>113344186

New
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>>113344220
yep
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THIS IS YOUR FAULT BUYERN



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