>>113308427My pirates ):
go cubs go dodgers
them cubbie bearsthose doggie doosthem natty gnatsthose barfie boos
>>113308427>Not Giant's themed generalCringe and cope /mlb/ thread desuGiants are #1 in second week of SEPTEMBER(Hint we're gonna be #1 in second week of OCTOBER as well)
ELIMINATION WATCH>Tloses lost to the Stankees and their Elimination Number is now down to 1. They can be eliminated tomorrow.>Nast: 3>Roylels: 4>Marlels: 5>Tiggers: 6
Being a San Diegan is hard, but I must keep the friar faithul and support our loveable bums to the end..... Go Padres! Next Year!
>>113308516shoulda made the thread yourself then buster
>the san francisco luckballers
Is this nu though?
>>113308458>go cubs go dodgerscubgers?
>>113308550Imagine baking a new general while the old one is still on the second pageI honestly hate generals on this website with a passion(not the idea of the general itself just the fags they inevitably attract)...but I like baseball a lot more
>>113308536we honestly deserve this for having fun earlier in the year. I hope they bury that fucking chain.
You could warn them if only you spoke
>>113308536nah this city's beautiful so happy i was born herewe got it next year! luv me dads
>>113308536>>113308666Based Dodgers and Giants sweeping you faggots out of the postseason.
See you in the WC game doyers.
>>113308882At this point the Tardinals are more likely to get the last spot than you are.
>be /tv/ fag>tired of just shitposting, want to write a screenplay of my own>story involves a character who works as a snack guy at a minor league stadium>think the season is already over, and I'd have to wait before I could go and immerse myself in the setting and talk to a vendor>mfw finding out the local AAA team still has 2 weeks of games leftdidn't the season always end early september? when did they change it?
>muh luck>muh differential>muh 60 game ringreminder the giants lead baseball in the only stat that matters
>>113308924They got a late start this year because of covid
>>113308935reminder the giants lead baseball in only 1 stat
>>113308992old man dingers?
>>113309007He lives down the street from me
>>113308924Go visit a game and observe what happens while you're there, it might inspire you a bit or help you write. Ask some vendors if they'd be willing to do interviews on a future date.You can always lie and say it's for a class
The saddest thing about the giants going to the post season is that they dumped BumGod on the diamondbalks
Looking forward to October baseball, something the Padres will never see
>>113309076yep, now that I know there are a couple weeks of games left, I know I can get at least one sitting in. I plan on getting there early, just taking things in. looking forward to it
>>113309172Good luck man.
The Padres are the New York Mets of baseball
The cubs are, once again, the cubs of baseball
Any folks around for a quick late night sesh ?
>>113309600This folk is going to see my doyer play tomorrow on hello kitty night :)
>>113309619better get there early for that giveaway, folk!
>>113309626>sneksdon't think it'll be a sellout but I always like to get there 30 minutes+ early
>>113309125still got 'em a no hitter tho
>>113309642I havent even been to a ballgame this year sigh... have fun
>>113309688Thanks m8. My folks went yesterday (happy for them) and gave me the game program when I dropped by today and it looks like there won't be a giveaway :(Hope you can go to a game soon
>>113309778You better DE MAND a dodgers a hello kitty plushy at the very least!
>>113309823I will buy a doyers hello kitty plushy if they're selling one but my expectations are low...
doyer bros... how do we stop the jints?
>>113309626>get there early for the giveawaynigga it's dodger stadium, half the fans don't get there until the 3rd inning anyways
>>113310183you fucking dont, this is punishment for the entire world sucking LA's dick and making it sound insane that the giants (who were leading the division at all times of these claims) could possibly win the NL westt neutral fan who hates has all the statistical models and reporters suck off the dodgers constantly. you are not "closer than you appear", you are just a wild card team.
>>113308448it is extremely odd that the giants are the first to clinch yet your espn, your mlb network, your faggot jomboys of the world have barely talked about the giants all year. it's yankees this, mets that, nl east this, nl west that
>>113310801in literally any other division the dodgers would've clinched the playoff spot already... they're the more talented team by fargiants are just frauds who got lucky (see >>113308573)
>>113312148trying to quantify luck is a more pathetic cope than the run differential thing, just stick with that
Was Kershaw any decent last night ?
>>113302574Hard to tell when the Angels thread on 5ch are just Ohtani fans and Ohtani haters trying to get under each other's skin.Though from what I could tell they seem weirdly afraid of Vladdy taking MVP if he gets the triple crown with 50+ HR, which is pretty funny considering in America everyone has decided Ohtani is the MVP since June.
>>113312511The gay's awake
>>113312211Hard to say since it was the dbags, but the results were good and he didn’t look like he was hurt. Could definitely see him in a shutdown long-relief type role like Urias last year.
Is this the thread for teams that have clinched a playoff berth?
The Padres are 5 games over .500
>>113312793Maybe next season you'll finish 10 games over!
Some background: I’ve always been a huge Boston sports fan, but this Sox season I became especially into things because the return of sports helped a lot in pulling me out of a major depression episode that lasted almost a year due to things that happened during the COVID lockdownsI’m being entirely serious when I say my mental health is legitimately plummeting because of this stretch of horrible games. I am so invested this season in the team… watch every game, went to multiple games, dug deep into the guys on this team. With every loss I literally just feel numb and pain and I feel like I can’t do anything for the rest of my day.I just don’t know how to have the mentality of “it’s just a game” anymore. Especially when things are looking worse every dayI’ve always been an emotional fan, but these hurt especially because of their promise. I don’t know what to do anymore, I can’t just avoid the scores altogether, but it’s legit affecting my life. Not trolling, and I know it’s just a game, but it’s putting me in such terrible spots mentally and idk what to do
>>113313411You have to find a few hobbies whose outcomes are within your control, try playing a sport. Watching a team as your primary hobby always leads to this for anyone who is a hardcore fan.
>>113313563it's reposted from reddit of course
>>113313411Just be yourself bro works for me
>>113309778>Fernando valenzuela bobbleheadThat's dope, i'd love one of those
Are we all just going to collectively pretend the Blue Jays aren't cheating?
>>113314538>the Ray's are 18-1 against the O's this seasonhory shit
Uh, you still think [Historic Player] was good? Don’t you know he only had 43.67542975 fagWAR and a 78 xMNIFDKF+?
>>113314695i didn't mean to quote. sorry sir
uh oh stinky poo poo
stinky tiny bearspee yew
Big game tonight between The Bronx Bombers, and some little league bird team. This one has huge implications, probably the biggest game of the whole year. Hopefully the Yankees can ride the momentum of the Dirty Sanchez walk off to another victory. And fuck Dingers.
>>113315609Still can't believe that Judge hr. Thought the Twins had you beat.
>>113315708god simply won't let us lose to the twins, he intervenes whenever it's about to happen
>>113315780Imagine being worse than the red sux lmao
>>113315800sorry, what was that? i couldnt hear you from back there in 4th place
>>113315800We’re ahead of them retard
imagine trying to talk shit when your team doesn't even have 94 wins
>>113316016>>113316078>I>We'reWhich two yankees players are you guys?
>>113316163i'm tyler wade
>$200,000,000 to be third in your division and almost lose to the twins
>>113316215kiss the rings faggot
>>113316215>$182,696,938 to be fourth in your division and lose to the mariners
>>113316239Fuck you and fuck the Red Sox. My San Francisco baseball giants shit on both of you.
>>113316239>$200,000,000 to get swept by the jays and embarrassed by the mets and orioles
>>113316273shut up bernie
>>113316215>>113316239>>113316275>$70,851,888 to run away with the division and rape all the teams spending $200milfeels good
>>113315780she looks like she takes BBC (Big Boston Dick)
>>113316718>BBC>Dickyou look like you've taken BBC (Boston Public Education)
>>113316078>>113316016How would I know? I only watch real baseball. AL east doesn't qualify.
go yankees go red sox (yanksox)we are stronger together!
>>113317081also ignore the last paragraph
>>113316992This post is fucken blasphemy. Were you dropped on your head as a child or something? WTF is wrong with you.
>>113317155He does this to get attention, there's no way he's old enough to post here
>>113317155>>113317167i regret to inform you that the yanksox do, in fact, own ya
>>113316697Good to see some anime in the genny
>>113317208blessed picture to be quite honest desu
>>113317101What’s the ranking for best stadiums like? I’ve heard Baltimore’s is nice even if the city isn’t.
>CHI?it's actually CHN
>>113314700I hate statsfags like you wouldn't believe.Computer virgins will rattle on about analWAR and xBJ/9 but can't point out talent, passion, heart and hustle God has won more baseball games than a computer ever has
>>113314730Cut that out u fuckin goose lover and tell ur Blue Cheats to have some dignity
>>113318482Do you still root for the Expos/Nationals?
>>113312211he won't be a game 1 or game 2 starter due to his excellent playoff reputation lol
>>113318619tommy lasorda's worst nightmare. i worked at a minor league park, he regularly toured the dodgers minor league teams. we passed each other in the bathroom. should have asked him if he needed help or an item of food
>astros cheat>natiional scandal, players punished, managers suspended, name of the team forever tainted>yankees cheat>no one careshmmmm
>>113318656bad argument bad attempt at bait you're bad
>>113316163I’m Brett Gardner
>>113318982you talk like a faggot irl
>>113318695explain how any of what i just said was wrong, and (i know this will be hard for you) do it WITHOUT mentioning 27 rings
>>113319009Ok? You’ll never make more money than me or ever win a World Series KWAB
>>113317439Pittsburgh, SF, Baltimore, and San Diego are considered the best parks.Oakland is universally considered the worst. Nostalgia-blind people like Fenway and Wrigley, but people with taste know that they're dumps too.
>>113316697you don't live in tampa bay, bandwagoner.
my doyer :)
>>113319197>Oakland is universally considered the worstWut. I've never heard anyone say any park is worse than the Trop.
>>113319197the collisieum has soul tho
>>113321662the trop only sucks to play baseball in, it's a pretty nice place to watch baseball. the coliseum is a fucking dump
I really hope the Yankees and Rays get the worst karma for being "playoff favorites"
>>113321963the continued red sux collapse is karma for your posts
the coliseum is fine, desu. theres plenty of seating and theyre not all uncomfortable bleachers like Nu-yankee stadium or chavez latrine. Theres no pilalrs to block some seats view or a retarded restauraunt places in the middle of center field, its a serviceable stadium. Nothing great about it, nothing overwhelmingly horriblehonestly the worst part is the concrete exterior(irrelevant to the game inside tho) and funneling everyone through the tunnel from BART/amtrak
pls be gentle mariners
RIP Norm McDonald
Anthony Recker’s self-pity party from Twitter yesterday.
how 'bout them Dodgers
>>113324240i say fuck 'em
>>113323510he has a point.
>>113324249and suck 'em?
The Tloses were officially eliminated from the postseason today.
Cubs are on guys
>>113324397another year without a postseason victory
>>113324614where's his coke stats tho
>>113324646wow funny comment bro he was the only person in his era to use greenies or cocaine
>>113319053you are being a schizo, take the medicine
>>113323486Haven't been hit this hard by a comedian dying since Hartman, and that was mixed with angerF
>>113324275Of course he does, normalfags are normal
Can someone explain why baseball players always make the long throw to first and will just let someone go to third or even score?
Anybody have this article? I'm curious about where my 2018 Red Sox are on this assuredly shit list
>>113325013because that baserunner is already half way to home before he starts to make the throw dumbass, the chances of the catcher actually catching it clean and applying a tag are pretty low, and then you'd have a run scored, no out, and more baserunners to deal with
>>113324275>he has a point.>>113324841>Of course he does, normalfags are normalWhat’s the point?
>>113325028I don't have access to this article, but chances are the best team on that list is the 98 Yankees.
>>113325399>>113325028The 1970 Orioles were lit as well.
>>113325028Right up there with the 2017 Astros as the biggest cheating fraud WS winners
>>113325588I don't recognize that one nor the fraudulent series of 2018 and 2020
I pronounce it “male bae”, as in, “The Male Bae has the highest level of competition in professional baseball worldwide. Why yes, I am a Dodgers fan and that is indeed a whiff of cum you smell on my breath.
>>113325647Proportions are hard.
>>1133250282016 Cubbies, most formidable team and the last valid World Series Champs. Sorry Washington, you’re city is named after a slave owner and your team is unironically called the Natsi’s so no dice.
The last legitimate, non-asterisked Worlds Eries winners were the Washington Baseball Eagles.
>>113325844>Proportions are hard.What do you mean by that?
>>113325866>Sorry Washington, you’re city is named after a slave ownerthe cubs cap anson threw an incel temper tantrum when moses fleetwood walker was going to start against his team, cried that he wouldn't let his team play against and lobbied to have blacks banned from baseball. Which worked and was kept that way until jackie robinson.
Come on Cole. Get a strike out.
>>113325999Proportions are really hard.
>>113326006he listened :)
>>113326023>Proportions are really hard.Again do you mean by that?
let's check out that cubs thread
>>113326023>Proportions are really hard.Again what do you mean by that?
If the Giants play the Dodgers in the NLDS, do you consider it a Giants-Dodgers series, a Jints-Doyers series, or a Gnats-Doyers series?
>>113325968>he wouldn't let his team play against and lobbied to have blacks banned from baseball. Which worked and was kept that way until jackie robinson.Fucking based. A true American hero
>>113326205get this fuckface outta here!
>every vagina is beautiful anon
>>113326231pooston is an eyesore
Let’s Examine:>called the AthleticsFat shaming is never appropriate, especially for a sport trying to grow into new markets in Latin America. >is based in Oakland against the will of the localsA White Philadelphia team essentially colonized a black community, while also appropriating African imagery for their mascot.>green and goldThese colors are highly problematic for the color blind and other visually disabled individuals like umpires. Wearing green on a green field with green walls is essentially cheating.
Why doesn't any team want the second NL wild card spot?
>>113326391Second wild card spot has been the designated "this team doesn't even deserve to be in the playoffs" ever since the 2016
>>113326391Only the first wild card is truly wild. It’s like being the second guy to walk on the moon y’know. Nobody cares about that guy except his mother
>>113326094>tiny head, giant body
Home base in baseball is a five-sided shape. Rule 2.02 in MLB’s handbook precisely defines how to construct the shape.Home plate is made as a 17 inch square with two corners removed. The top edge is 17 inches, and its two adjacent sides are 8.5 inches. The remaining two sides are defined to be 12 inches each and they meet at a right angle.
>>113326516But there’s something wrong with this figure. It’s mathematically impossible!Can you figure out why? Let’s assume that all angles and the dimensions of 17 and 8.5 are correct. What should be the length of the remaining two sides? Can you figure it out?https://youtube.com/watch?v=2h9lXJfi_jk&feature=emb_titleThis is why my favorite team didn’t make the playoffs.
Angels @ White Sox thread where?
>>113326539It’s mathematically impossible for my team to score. We can’t violate the laws of space time yknow Let’s connect the two points that are opposite the sloping lines. This side has a length of 17 inches, and it divides home plate into an upper rectangle and a lower isosceles right triangle.The isosceles right triangle has a hypotenuse of 17 inches. If each leg of the triangle has a length x, then by the Pythagorean Theorem the sum of the squares of the legs has to be the square of the hypotenuse.x2 + x2 = 1722x2 = 172x2 = 172/2x = 17/√2 ≈ 12.02 inchesTechnically the sloping sides should be slightly longer than 12 inches!While the error is quite small, baseball is a game of inches. Maybe the next iteration of the rulebook can include the language the sides should be “approximately 12 inches” to be completely mathematically correct.But this rule for home plate has been in the books since 1900. So it stands to reason baseball will continue with this tradition, even if it’s slightly mathematically incorrect.
cubs up top
>>113326562Holy fuckOur entire lives have been a lie
Is there a YT channel or something that has archives of full games? I'm talking like 60s-90s or even earlier.
What does it mean this 0 - 1?
Why didn't Ted Williams kill Curt Schilling?
>>113326668zero hits in one at bat 0-1
>>113326674Better question is why shouldn’t John Rocker beat up Johnny Damon?
>>113326700Because John Rocker is a pussy.
>>113326668It means 0 innings had 1 hit
>>113326721Perhaps, but Johnny Damon is confirmed boipussi sooooooo…….I still think Rocker comes out ahead here.
>>113325889211th for the rebuilding Washington Baseball Eagles
>>113326700>>113326721>>113326742Don’t you mean Recker?
>>113326641I wanna see Mike Trout kill a Japanese person. Imagine the tension with Ohtani after that
>>113326674>Why didn't Ted Williams kill Curt Schilling?Because Williams was a peace-loving, kind and thoughtful Mexican-American.
Blue gays forgot their cameras today
>>113327125Every team cheats ur just jealous as fuck blue jays own you
>>113326948who cares, either way youre an absolute faggot for shitting up the mlb genny with politics
new baseball fan here and im adding the white sox to my list of cringe teams (joining the padres, blue jays and dodgers)
>>113327363On what criteria do you determine whether a team is “cringe”?
>>113327394the ones that do cringe "novel" celebrations for each rbi and homerun
>>113327394like all of my decisions or opinions, i form them first with absolutely no basis and then radically reshape my worldview to support them
Im gonna reshape your ass wiht my foot
>steals sign>hits homerun>bat flips>apes out at home plate
>>113326457>>tiny head, giant bodyWhat’s giant about his body?
I'm thinking the Angels are it
>The Angels will never have a good pitching staff>Trout will be wasted>Ohtani will be wasted>My life will be wasted
>>113327744the angels need to be sold or trout and ohtani need to be salvaged from that dumpster fire
I hate this team so fucking much it's unreal
>>113327744>>113327690>>113327771>>113327773What did they do this time?Oh
Why are all the cubs homers so bullish on this rodriguez guy again? I feel like every appearance I've seen he's given up a run
>>113327793It's a 3 run game now, stop crying
>>113327793Put a hot dog vendor in to pitch.ActuallyA hot dog vendor could probably toss me a hotdog to my seat, if the angels bullpen tried it that shit would sail over my head and hit someone else
Anyone watching this 30 for 30?What the fuck is wrong with Lenny Dykstra?
>>113327857I think I knew a guy named Lenny Dyksucka. He was a cubs fan
>>113327871Mo just wanted free beers
>>113327824Schwindel owns your asss
>>113327857I'm watching Jack Reacher, waiting for the jints game to start. Rosamund Pikes milkers really do it for me.
>>113327857he's about s big a low life as there is. he should be in jail because all he ever does is fuck everyone over.
>>113327744b-but they totally addressed it this draft by going entirely pitchers!Just wait 5-7 years and pray a few pan out. Trout and Ohtani will still be in their primes then, right?
its time jints bros!
>>113328065It's 5 minutes before the first pitch and the dads are down by 4 already
>>113328029i knew the fans were fags but the cub players as well?
>>113328052Trout might still be recovering from his 6 week injury at that point
>>113328065>sim a season with 2021 giants in OOTP>they finish in the 60-100 rangeI gotta stop buying these games.
>>113328099You just proved the giants are cheating
hey! you're a faggot!
>NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT HAVE WOMEN WEARING BARELY ANY CLOTHING AND HAVING ONE NIGHT STANDS WITH METS PLAYERS IN THE YEAR 1986!!!Gay.
for me it's cap anson
>there's are multiple scenarios where a team with negative run differential winds up on the same exact footing as a team with an over +200 run differential in the postseason this yearthis kills the run differential fags
>>113328099As if any of these fake giants fans thought they would have over 60 wins
phillies have completely shit the bed
This is why the giants are winning. https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/28498408/giants-make-alyssa-nakken-first-female-coach-mlb-history
Why do they keep letting Familia pitch in important situations?
>>113328211is she the one handing out the peptides?
>>113328212He's been given a nod of goodwill for the season he had 6 years ago. I'm not even surprised he gave up the dinger. His body language was garbage this whole inning.
>>113328211Cover up their cheating with virtue signaling. Nice
Reminder these are the deserving award winners:NL MVP: TreaNL Cy: BuehlerAL MVP: Who cares, but VladAL Cy: Who cares, but Ray
Red Sox vs Mariners>>113328251>>113328251>>113328251
>>113328194>it’s a Mariners/Dodgers WS>Mariners win in 6 with a -8 RDIFF
I'd let him Buster my Posey if you know what I mean
>>113328256You got literally every single award wrong. Nice bait
>>113328256>NL MVP: TreaThat’s not Freddie Freeman
>>113328278Its the deserving winners, not who will actually win. I'm aware a shitter who's pitched 150 innings and can't go beyond the 5th like Burnes is winning the Cy
>>113328256As in Robbie Ray?>be laughingstock on a bottom 3 team in NL>go to AL and win Cy YoungSounds about right
>>113328269that's enough you freak
Is it time for him to retire?
go doyers fuck newsom
loory hot streak going into Octoberyeah, it's all coming together whobros
>>113328322checkedhe can still pitch. he's just more of a backend of the rotation kind of pitcher now. no more gorillion dollar contracts.
>>113328312Usually its the other way around. See Jake Arietta and Chris Carpenter
>>113308935Probability of being a first round exit?
>>113328512pretty sure that's the white sox or the barves, innit
Stay classy Angels
Can't believe a supposed playoff team is actually starting Jake Arrieta in the year of our Lord 2021
Cubs are winning guys
>tfw warned for “trolling” for calling the nationals Natsi’s
>>113328437We all know that Arrieta one was forced as fuck and belonged to Greinke
Does Adam Duvall just sleep until somebody is in scoring position?
Sneks @ Doyers >>113328555>>113328555>>113328555>>113328555>>113328555>>113328555
damn those pesky dodgers
White Sox have mercy
>>113328332fuck off, LA is newsom country get vaccinated so we can end this pandemic
cubgers are winning
lets go DODGERS
Royals pitcher just threw a ball right into the dirt... of the mound
I was at the game last night. There was a dude on the dancing on the big screen who had two handfuls of broccoli. We ran into him on the way out and he said he has done this before with potatoes at the Idaho Potato Bowl. It was fun.
>>113328649lmao the pandemic will never end moron. It’s the war on drugs/terror all over again and you midwits eat it up every fuckin time
>>113328999Checked. When was the last time a pitcher has thrown a wild pickoff? Insane.
let's not start bullying the padres again. they're playing their little hearts out.
>>113328973You're an idiot, Biden even said that once we reach 70% vaccinated the country will go back to normal it's just all these idiots eating horse dewormer and watching fox news are holding our whole country back now.
>>113329049They look a bit lifeless compared to the other teams fighting for a WC spot.
>>113329053lmao yeah bro just two weeks to flatten the curve huh?
I just ate an entire roast chicken and half a watermelon for dinner. Go Cubs!
>>113328999Based and checked
>>113329074To be fair they are playing the 2nd best team in country right now.
Bryant probably celebrated a little too hard last night
MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY MIGGY
>>113329129If that's how they are approaching these games against Jints then they aren't going to make it.
So, which was worse: Last night's Ravens game, tonight's Orioles debacle, or both? Two more losses, and it's 100 this year. I want to know the man who is responsible for turning a team that was in the 2014 ALCS into the joke of MLB since 2018. The Orioles have been playing like they've been on Homicide: Life On the Street and The Wire (as victims) long enough! Time for Angelos to sell the team to local people who care about the city's winning baseball tradition. All Angelos has done after 2017 has seen his team get crushed by the Yankees. I wonder how Orioles legends feel about this reign of terror (2018-2021). Why can't the Orioles win titles like the Ravens? Brandon Hyde is no Earl Weaver. He's more 1962 Casey Stengel than 1969 (or 1970) Earl Weaver.
Wtf I had no idea Giants have the longest win streak in the Majors. I thought the A's did
>>113326769I want to see some thot named Pearl walk past Ohtani and get that ass slapped so fast nobody saw it coming
>>113329234Orioles game is worse. Ravens are basically a shell of what they should be. The Orioles though were made this pathetic.
MUNCY DOES IT AGAIN
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
>>113329281>>113329280>>113329278Are you really gonna get excited about bullying the Dbacks? The Giants have fucked and chucked you too many times this season
>>113329263Ravens shit their pants in spectacular fashion on MNF and it might be the most memorable game of the season but I imagine they still win 8-9 games and look above average. Orioles have just been a slow moving train wreck with no hope of it ever end.
>>113329355Yep. I wouldn't laugh at someone who had faith in the Ravens even though Lameme is a joke QB. Someone who has faith in the Orioles should be lobotomized.
Beating the Dbacks is like the World Series for the Dodgers
Poodres what is wrong with you.
The Ghost Runner is a great addition to the game. It makes it so much better. It adds urgency and makes the fundamentals of the game import
>>113329394Fuck off Manfred
Poodres, Resd, and Tards all don't deserve the WC2. Pathetic choking
>arrieta already out in the 4thwhere does he play in 2022?
>>113329382>>113329355>best farm in the MLBOf course wwe hand egg fans wouldn't know anything about their team
>>113329407Best farm doesn't mean shit until it produces results.
>>113329406the dodgers will acquire him for literal pennies and fix him and make him a cy young contender.screencap this for later use.
>>113329404who cares, whoever wins that will get murdered by the jints/dodgers anyways and even if they manage to win the 1 game they'd again get murdered by the jints/dodgers in the nlds
>>113329394Why can’t we have a ghost batter?
>>113329428They will fix him with pilates.
>>113329406a golf course
>>113329443What about ghost pitcher?
Using someone who hasn't pitched in a month in a must win game was truly a brilliant idea.
where's the cocky dbagfag that said they were going to sweep the dodgers in this series just like they swept the poodres?
STOP HITTING OUR PLAYERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>113329505My bad bruh...........mistakes were made.........a lapse in judgment took place
>you now remember all the mest fans who came out of the woodwork when they beat the yankees in a series a few days agoHAHAHAHA
>he thought we'd be too high on champagne to win
>>113329565Our apologies bro.........enthusiasm got the better of us..........we were quick to celebrate
Seager actually went the other way! FRANCE
nice fielding BAWSTON Hunter Renfroe two night s in a row with a gaff
Will the doyers or jints ever lose again?
>>113329651is it, dare i say it, not your year?
>>113329665There are some tougher games coming up. Doyers have Reds and Brewers. Jints have Atlanta.
Phenomenal 300 IQ base running by hanger in SEA game, which is the most underrated skill in sports. Good vs bad baserunning is the difference in at least 1 per game if you get a team with 9 tre Turners in base running alone, you win the world series every time. no one talks about this cause of zoomer shit home run obsession
Kelenic needs to bunt every time he comes up. I'm sick of these strikeouts. He's fast enough to beat out a good bunt. >>113329699excellent baserunning is godly
0-0 after 10 inningstruly this is peak baseball
>>113329687didn't the braves just get swept by the 2nd place nl west team
I'll take it. That's a big run in this game.
>>113329687Its weird I thought the jints were going to have a tough road facing the padres 10 times at the end but apparently the padres rolled over and died a few weeks ago.
Mil Det is pure kino
ohtranny really had 1 great half season in 4 years and the media immediately proclaimed him the greatest player than babe ruth. more like the next rick ankiel
>You now remember when Tatis was the frontrunner for MVP
WE DID IT TREA BROS
Holy shit based wind
>>113329778Same. I was worried about the Dads until the Doyers took the will to live from them.
Oracle Park is crushing Padres dreams all by itself
>>113329866It's the Chevron cars. It intimidates opposing batters.
That's the real MVP there like I said >>113328256
With karma sealing the fate of bombston in perpetuity, what's next for him?
>pricetime to give the dbags hope
>>113329931he'll stay on for next season but after the red sox massively underperform again he'll be fired to appease fans and he'll get a job as hitting coach for the rockies
Let's Go Giants!!!!!
>>113329946Cora to Rockies or Orioles feels like fate
>>113329699when thiccc goes too far
Come on dbags do something useful this season!
>roylelsWhat the fuck are you doing?
Kek at the ump checking Disco Tony's hat and glove
This Watson fella is hell of a pitcher desu
Get jiggy with it ;^)
>DIAMONDBUCKSYOU HAD ONE JOBONE FUCKING JOB
Based Brandon Crawford just literally always hits the ball
>>113330121their one job is handing out free Ws
Cardinals stealing the wild card. They gonna dab on the Dodgers in the playoffs like old times
>>113330163and just literally always fields the balland just literally always starts double plays by playing backhanded blindfolded hot potato with the ball
My Padres need a damn Necromancer or a lich to revive this fucking offense, from ground out to fly outs and striking on easy balls, and with Eric Groundsmer and Jayce "battled hard" Tingler, I don't think this team is being disciplined or receiving any moral support. So sad! But I love my Padres so I must watch their pain of existence as their plays off chances dwindles.....
>>113330121Nobody who has watched a single Diamondbacks game this year expected them to win against the Dodgers my dude
why is mlb the most reddit pc general in all of 4 China? yalls gay and lame as fuck
>>113330165tell that to the padres
>>113330198What the fuck are these proportions
>>113330198If you think this is the worst you're beyond a newfag>Screenshot_20190920-18274(...).jpg Screenshot_20190920-182749_Bumble.jpgYeah why don't you learn how to upload images before you start calling this or that '''leddit''' on this website(Hint you're supporsed to lurk for TWO (2) years before posting)
For the 9000x time Tino Martinez is signing autographs on Impractical Joker's.Where were you when Q said your autograph was kill!
>cubets go 1-1
Fucking basedballSuch a badass angle on that camera, such a well placed hit by RufTHIS is why we're number 1 bros
>>113330198nowhere near as gay and lame as the jint casuals who oozed in here recently
>>113330198very obviously, because mlb is the worst sport
>>113330242>seething SECOND PLACE doyer's fan
what are the chances the poodres finish below .500?
>>113330242which one lmao
>fanbase gatekeeper's headcanon is getting him hot under the collar again
Imagine rooting for a loosing team
>>113330252I can literally hear you hissing bitch
Be forewarned all anons, a lack of unwelcome and pathetic sadposting and angryposting when your team is doing a whole shitbag full of nothing important whatsoever WILL be noted by the very stern and mindful posting police
>casual beta ringleader chiming in again acting above the fray
>>113330252Surprised we're not last place. Did the Padres just forget how to hit? Honestly I don't see them making it with how shit they're playing. Either they're doing this on purpose or they just gave up. If anything, Tatis will get a grand slam and we make a comeback, we get pumped and next game our pitcher chokes and our offense doesn't know how to hit the ball, get no hitted to the 7th and we lose. Seems that way ever since, and they can't even sweep the sneks or anglels. no offense, but yeah there has to be some club issue going on, are they worried about Tatis? Are they tanking to get Tingler fired and AJ? Who knows...
>complaining about fans rooting for the best team in baseballGood job retard
>Rogers' submarine style only fools novice hitters>Gets Tatis Jr to swing and miss strke out on a FAR outside pitchNah, sorry haters, my GIANTS are going all the way this year
Defund the posting police
>>113330335Anon, they do it for free
Fernando Tatis? More like Free Nando’s Taters
>podrace missed their opportunity to play spoilerdisappointing, fampais
>>113330309no one is complaining about you cheering for your team faggot. it's that passive/aggressive shitposting you specifically ramped up as you thought your chances of having a good season improved. it's that phony good natured posturing you show. I'm not a retard but you most certainly are a faggot. a couple of other casuals of your fanbase I don't take issue with.
uh oh stinky doyers
>frayoh lol just lol brosthere's some faggot out there who thinks he's in a "fray"srs bsns is back on the menu boys
>>113330343They should be forced to pay
>>113330348>poodres fans rooting for the dbagslmao
>>113330208Fuck please don't let STL get into the post season
The Dandy Faygo Bodraygs
>Jake McGee getting ready for the 9th inningSorry dads, it's OVER
Investment idea: Every year bet one million dollars on the Orioles to win the World Series. Eventually it will pay off
dbalks showing more heart than the dads. you hate to see it
Okay /mlb/ a nig a true fan knows the answer:What is the fewest number of pitches that have to be thrown to get three outs?
>>113330387actually it's 1You can auto walk two guys in a row then just somehow pull a triple playAlso>thank you BASED captain Belt
>>113330402Correct it’s zero
Hey Seattle, stop playing worse than Boston
What’s the fewest number of pitches needed to score a run?
>>113330423Intentional walk which is zero pitches, then pickoff.Repeat three times. Three outs, no pitches.
>>113330435Okay, that makes sense thank you
>>113330277But I love my raggies
DON'T DO THIS DIAMONDBACKSBROS
What is the fewest number of pitches needed to secure the first draft pick?
>>113330409that 3 pitches, you idiot
>>113330435>Intentional walk which is zero pitches
Why would the padres even bring their closer in rn?Just literally put a position player in at this point the games fucking over
>bases loaded nobody outWHY ARE THE DBALKS SO USELESS
>>113330482yeah this actually makes me mad
Turner Slam :)
>hector cant stand the seal postingBuck up, pardner, theres a lot of baseball left to play this season.
According to this rule, you can send a left handed batter up out of turn to take a strike then swap him out for a righty because the rule states the improper batter would be out at the end of the at bat, which is reaching base, home run, or recording an out. In such a scenario, the defense is now incentivized to hit the batter as that would force the improper batter to take a base and thus become out.
>>113330508>team is called Giants>mascot is a sealwtf is wrong with you people in frisco?
>>113330501me too but I didn’t change that faggot rule. Think about it, if you can get three outs with no pitches you can also score a run with no pitches. Intentional walk-> 3x Balks is a run
>>113330522well have you ever seen a seal quite so big?
>>113330522Frisco is in CO but in case you didn't know there is a giant group of Sea(l) lions who hang out half the year up in Tourist's WarfLou Seal is also (Imo) the best mascot of all time in any sport so stfu
>>113330529I was driving my rickety old truck through frisco once and while laboring up the hill, I blew a swap and the truck smelled bad afterwards ;)
thanks for giving me false hope you dbag scumbags
>>113330522They were the California Seals before the Giants moved into town.
>>113330532thats not the story, you moron, its named after the minor league team that used to play in the city before the giants came
>>113330566If that's the case, it's a shittier story but whatever I don't actually care
>>113330544exquisite torture is an integral part of peak kino baseball
>>113330544bro the dodgers are legit when they aren't kicking themselves in the face like retards, the dbags aren't going to do shit against them
Why aren’t they named the San Francisco Harvey Milk Memorial Gloryhole Baseball Club. Are they homophobes or something?
>>113330544Why are you watching the diamondbacks if you're a padres fan huh?
>>113330578The ballpark is by far the least pozzed place in this whole city
>whatever bro, just because I love the team and mascot doesnt mean I care
>No Jake McFastballSad
Are padres fans seriously rooting for the diamondbacks when they should be caring about their own team?
>>113330594The Giants literally are NOT the same team as the seals, they shared a stadium for like 2 years before Candlestick was builtLiterally no one still alive gives half a rat's ass about the (((seals))) and most zoomers don't even know there used to be a ballpark out in the MissionThere are LITERALLY world famous Sea(l) lions who live hereI choose to believe your story is fake because it's fucking retardedI already know you don't only not live in the city (read low-tier subhuman) you cant even afford to come here as a tourist (read powite trash) if you could then you would know about the worldfamous SEA(l) lions which is something peopel ACTUALLY know about>inb4 retardWow, yeah the guy who can make it in the city is the retard, not the low life SCUM who doesn't even know about Tourist's Warf
ONE MORE OUT UNTIL THE PADRES ARE OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED!
All eyes turn to the Diamondbacks now
>>113330617>doesnt even know about the contest they held back in 96>thinks I dont know about one of the biggest tourist attractions in the city>thinks I wasnt in the city in 2012 and 14 when they won the series>thinks he's an expert because daddy is paying for his loft in the sunset district and started watching baseball in may
Sorry Dads. C ya 2morow.
GG Fathers for you have sinned
>>113330647>(((seal))) poster BTFOhttps://www.mlb.com/giants/fans/mascot
way to rip my heart out, dbags.....
9 game win streak? Sounds good to me.
>>113330647Also lmfao thinking I live in the sunsetRent is so fucking cheap rn only unironic families are left over thereI wont tell you where I live but I have a view of the FiDi from my bedroom window (I pay $800 in rent btw suck my nuts country fag)
>Tardinals are now in the second wild card spotResd and Poodres really choked it away.
>>113330647Dad's dead (I'm socially retarded anon who used to go with dad) and I started watching basedball again in July ftr
>>113330522seals are yuuge. next time you drive up PCH 1, stop by San Simeon and watch the elephant seals on the beach
>>113330653are you an idiot
>>113330689>random screenshot vs mlb.comYeah I'm thinking you've been BTFO
>>113330675Or Año Nuevo if you are in norcal
>>113330694>historical contest vs an interview that just says he likes visiting pier 39
>>113330700>words words words
>Candle’s Dick Parkoh come on
too much arguing, not enough seal posting
>>113330728>doesn’t even exist anymoreNotice they don’t tear down actually good stadiums
Red Sox are suppose to be terrible, what gives? They're getting hot.
>>113330717He shit down your throat lol
>>113330752candlestick is 10x superior to that glass shithole in sunnyvale
>>113330765>sfgate vs mlb.comFuck off samefag
>>113330769theres nothing in MLB's article that says anything about its origin, you mongoloid. It just says "I like to hang out around pier 39"
>>113330733>Lou's only wearing two ringswhat a cute yet antiquated snapshot
>>113330774>There are Sea(l) lions who live in Pier 39>Mascot is a Seal>This is just a coincidence>MLB explicitly says he was born on the Farollon Islands NOT the mission district>Taking SFGATE as canon and not mlb.comThe absolute state of (((seal))) fag
>>113330767>destroys shit stadium>moves into even shittier stadium not even in sfLmao
>>113330785there was also a baseball team called the seals , you fucking moron
>>113330795Yeah literally a hundred years agoMaybe back in grandpa's day (read 1996) people gave half a shit about that, but today people LITERALLY don't even know there was a ballpark down thereAgain, do you EVEN live in the city (I already know the answer but I like to hear people admit they can't make it here, makes me feel smug desu)
>>113330787t. cant handle a little wind chill
yay postseason bound gg sneks
>>113308427Are we getting Giants vsDoyers California Classic for NLCS bros?
It was before any anon's time but Candlestick looked pretty nice before they closed up the outfield, like with the ColiClosing up both of those outfields turned them both to shit
>>113330814would be NLDS but still pretty damn kino
My Dodgies won and clinched a spot in the postseason :)
>>113330806Anon I'm not the other guy and I haven't been replying to you but trust me, everyone knows about the PCL Seals and Seals Stadium. You know that Decathlon Sports store in Potrero? They have a plaque inside dedicated to the old Seals Stadium site that used to sit right there. There's a plaque in the sidewalk on the corner of that block too.
>>113330806At least you admit you were trolling.
>>113330834>Potrero Hill fag chimes inYeah I'm sure you and everyone else who goes to that whole foods hang out at Philz and chat up the good old days when the seals turned into a mascot for the GIANTSMeanwhile, in the rest of the city (read world) we don't care...However there ARE literally hundreds of Sea(l) lions who live in Pier 39...where Lou Seal hangs out (canon)Also NO WHERE in his CANON backstory does it mention the SF seals so IDK maybe from up on Potrero hill it appears one way but again from the learned, point of view, the majority point of view (read the RIGHT point of view) It's a Sea(l) Lions of Tourist's Warf thing
>>113330806imagine being proud of successfully adapting to life in San Francisco good god I’d hate to imagine what your asshole looks like.
>>113330861get well soon
>>113330864Not him but you don't have to be some tech asshole or stacy to live it up nicely in SFIf your family didn't have money pre-internet then it sure helps though
>>113330968>live it up nicely in SFReally livin it up there.