Anthony "Showtime" Pettis: >>111283747News: Coral is a real person
>no ufc this weekend
Homeless cats out!
Why are they like this?
I buck broke Brendan Schaub
>>111288566Lebron is a heartlet,
>>111288578It's in this documentary called "I'm Not Surprised: A Brendan Schaub Documentary "
>>111288402There are a lot of retired old connected people from the northeast living here. Coral Springs is basically a long island suburb. Menu way too big, the italian food is mediocre but the pizza is excellent.>>111288429I was great, I knew the best routes to make multiple deliveries. I was the only guy that could make 3 deliveries on 1 trip.>>111288457Bless brother!>>111288438No I'd just let him know he lost a long time fan.
>>111288573It was neon yellow meng. Like the color of banana peppers. But it was the consistency of toothpaste.
I’m so lonely it’s unreal
>>111288557basically this is what "they" are trying to do to everyone
>>111288557>>111288557>>111288606>c'mon just take a bite mothefucker
>>111288609just get a girlfriend
>>111288566you don't think a Super HW sized guy could heem a WW? once you reach a certain height and weight martial arts no longer work on you, just look at Dustbin failing to do anything to Brian Shaw
>>111288546gaycheese literally put this man in the hospital
Reminder Goobs still won the story
>>111288609Perhaps you should try doing something about it.
>>111288566Lebitch would flop like sterling
Just got a text from Tony, it's a go with him and Nate.
>>111288619if you're huge you just gas like crazy.if Dustin actually just kicked the shit out of him and pushed him over 10 times it'd be over
Coral what was the best ever climax you had to Schaub? Don't lie if he spit in your face you'd wipe it off your face then stick it up your ass.
>>111288504fuck ali abdullatard
>>111288581>>111288579Yes rice is easy to make dumb fucks but if you’re ordering takeout just get the rice with it, I think this is a cultural thing tbqh. Rice is cheap from Indian restaurants over here and you always get a fuck load of it.
>>111288597Ok, you are looping now. I’m sorry your brain is broken. I hope as you calm down over the next hour or so, thinking about Brendan, you consider ways you could emulate him to improve your own life instead of wasting your time h8ing on men who will literally never even know you exist.
>>111288609You have us bro :^)
>>111288652can you guys please put some effort into your coral bait posts
>MFW My fight is cancelled and I can't save the card yet againDaukaus chads we need to regroup and manifest his new timeline to the belt NOW!
>>111288667Does Schaub know you exist?
thinking about muscle waifus again
>>111288566a BJJ yellow belt could finish letard and he wouldnt understand why hes in pain
>>111288686I got off to itkeep em coming b
>>111288691Schaub sees all. The Schaub realm is beyond space and time, so no heem poster is beyond his gaze.
>>111288691I don’t think you understand the asymmetry between being a fan and being a h8r.
Imagine eating dogshit like rice. No wonder heem is retarded.
>>111288566Guarantee you it's an american, for some reason they worship black athletes to the point of offering them to breed their wives
>>111288687how's life back home in the states b? it's not cancelled either they just moved it to next week
Coral I have a question
>>111288636we won goobybros
I would love to watch Schaub absolutely beat the ever loving shit out of Coral. I would sit in the corner jerking off to it while Schaub ends the beating by caressing Corals face and licking the inside of his ears. Then Coral so dazed and bloodied wilfully pulls down his trousers to reveal a fully torqued hog ready to be finished. Schaub then stomps on Corals nuts to climax. Then Schaub gets his true fun and flips over Corals half conscious body ripping down the tidy whities to see a pulsating unwiped anus and goes to town on it with his tongue to sanitize the area before plowing Corals asshole and unleashing a big brown load that makes Coral sneeze out Schaubs cum
>>111288619and Lebron hasn't reached that sizehe'd just be a HW and a untrained HW could easily lose to a WW
>>111288666>bro just order a $9 water bottle with your meal instead of just drinking from the tapmindless fucking sheep I swear man
>>111288752Wouldn’t we all b…wouldn’t we all
Coral goodnight babe. Love you sleepyhead <3
>>111288764not comparable you fucking retard
>>111288740chillin chillin, I brought home a lot of spices with me, so I fixed some tom kha soup with local wild mushrooms and some black rice, it was excellent. Enjoying time with my cat and the family. It's gonna be a hassle going back overseas, but I'm ready for the grind. USA is fun but it's kind of a shithole too.
>>111288752legendary pasta b
McGregor vs Poirier 3 was LITERALLY like Anakin vs Obi-Wan, in the end GOOD always defeats EVIL
>>111288804>uhhh you're wrong because...you just arelearn to explain your arguments you peabrain fuck. I'm not a mind-reader. I accept your concession.
that one guy at the eddie vs conor press conference that told eddie he "had only gone to round 5 twice, and lost one of those matches"brutal foreshadowing
>>111288744Whatever dude just go for it I know you've been waiting on it for days.>>111288752Time for a loved one to step in like they did for me, I hope you have that luxury. Imagine reading this aloud to your parents, what would they think? Your boss?>>111288800Goodnight bro>>111288686this
>>111288829inb4 mystic mac becomes the coolest villain in pop culture for generations to come
God im sweating just thinking about Schaub spanking Corals ass until it bleeds and making his cheeks clap louder than a shotgun
>>111288667Did you not watch the doc? It has the evidence of Schaub's failure you were asking for.
>>111288644refs wont save hime this time
>>111288806sound delicious b, glad to hear. have you got your shots yet?
Coral power bottoms Schaub and knocks him out by caressing his erect cock on Schaub's chin
>>111288829who will be the luke akywalker of mma
these SchaubxCoral posts are quite entertaining
>>111288919I think we already know b
khabib is a better fighter and person than conor mcgregor
Coral open up I know you're there
>>111288898halfway B. I hope you and yours are doing well too, ty.
>>111288849Ok so you're driving and you accidentally run over and kill Tiger, who was walking in the middle of the street. At the same time though, you hit another car. The other driver steps out of the car and it's Brendan, who believes he's the one the just killed his son. So you can either admit that you killed Tiger, and be sentenced to a life in prison where you'll get raped and every day will be a living hell, OR let Schaub believe he caused the accident, and he'll get a lighter sentencing because he's rich and has good lawyers.
>>111288963Khabib's style only works in a cage with the unified rules. On the street Conor would kill him
*shakes head in disbelief*I agree
>>111288985I'd admit I killed him because I'm an honest guy. Happy? I answered one of your questions! Wow! Is it the best day of your life?
>>111289007in what street b
>>111288963did Khabib ever become a double weight class champ? did Conor ever support terrorism? I don't think so
>>111288972>Yes, yes. >HOWEVER...
coral would you swallow schaubs cum if he asked you to?
>>111289007knees to the head on the ground would favour khabib, having clothes on would favour khabib, having pavement on which to throw someone on would favour khabib. i dont give mcgregor more than a minute
>>111289062No lol that’s gross
Can't believe Coral just admitted to killing Tiger. What a sicko man. He was just a kid.
>>111289066having multiple bodyguards would favor Conor
>>111289062get help>>111289088it was a question and see post above
>>111289089>Conor would win in a streetfight>Conor would win if he had body guards to use guns against Khabib if Khabib ran at him
Coral what do Schaub's feet smell like, if you had to guess?
>>111289114Sneakers and peaches
>>111289103>can't even read a jokegoing to bed lads
>>111289057zatdaddy is going to one-shot that ugly chink
>>111288619>I have never trained beforeFIFY
>>111289131I thought jokes were meant to be funny?
>>111289168You must not have heard of Brendan Schaub
>>111289043>did Conor ever support terrorism?idk, not unlikely considering the IRA exists lol
DC really pretending that Islam fight was exciting
>>111288619You never felt the strength of another man. They way he can press up against you and hold you down. They way he can smash you. Start training dumbass
>>111289168funny or not you should recognize them.
I just got the Jamal joke if anybody needs me to explain it still
>>111288919Nick Diaz for sure, When the world needed him most, he disappeared in a puffy of smoke
In many ways, a little bit of Coral lives inside all of usAnd inside all of Coral, we all heem his birth canal with a whole lotta dickSCHAUBLESSC H A U B L E S S
>>111289007>I think strikers have the advantage on the streethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lXV17_b8aQ&t=555s
>>111289189>it's another >hue cries when a fellow hue loses episodeyawn. getting bored of this now.
>>111288636based and break shit talk shit storywinnered
Corawl was asian as shit
>>111289007You’re actually retarded. Khabib is actually strong and has good cardio he would kill you on the street
>>111289057Honestly at a complete impass on who to go for in this fight. A muzzie project or a hideous chink insect. Anyone got any thawlts?
>>111289228>fighting on the grass>wearing gloves>not doing groin shots, eye gouges, small joint manipulation (breaking fingers), or bitingConor win's in a street fight, sorry
>>111289283They're both based heemers you dumb poltard. Neck yourself
>>111289194What the fuck
>>111289283loser must kill themself after committing mass homicide in their home village
coral would be crazy if we met haha imagine if I kiss you in the lips lol that would be sort of gay right? maybe cuddle in the coach while watching the fighter and the kid hahah
>>111289273what am i looking at
>>111288963khabib?never heard of heri only support rostered fightersnot keyboard warriors
>>111289335barnacles. pardon my language
>>111289283we haven't had a double heem in a while
>>111289317for me, it's referring to a hypothetical male in a superior sense
>>111289335welcome to heemstick around, sonand you will eventually find out
>>111289283Khamzat is based and Leech is kino
>>111289294>>fighting on the grassIf they weren't at 8:40 that guys would be dead.>>Fighting with glovesGloves only protect your hands proven by bareknuckleFC>>not doing groin shots, eye gouges, small joint manipulation (breaking fingers), or bitingAnd you think the striker would be better at doing these? the second the grappler gets you down your eyes are done
>>111289358>>111289369>>111289382thanks, anons. never encountered this before
>They're both based heemers you dumb poltard. Neck yourselfWhoops! please don't ever (you) me ever again faggot r*dditor, thank you!
lisabong and coral are little faggot snitches who run crying to the tranny jannies
>>111289229you really care when random some random "james clark" or "jack brown" american loses a fight? I didn't even know who moises was until the fight got announced
>>111289405neither have Ijust reverse image searched it
>>111289445I've boyed James Clark and Jack Brown since their Strikeforce days
>>111289401Khabib would never take Conor down in first place if there wasn't a cage, Conor would just back up
>>111289406>the storyvs>the heem
>>111289466Duckbib took Conor down in the middle of the cage lad
This is a Chadchen general. Dungestani cucks need not apply.
>>111289466How close does Cannor have to get in order to punch Khabib? close enough to touch him right? Fuck you're stupid
>>111289466This. Also he would turn Khabestiality's skull to jelly with 12-6 elbows to the back of the head. This is the true reason he shit on the bus.
>>111289483conor took himself down
>>111288664is ali really involved with a terrorist organization? shouldnt that be a bigger deal than it is
>>111289492Can we talk about how mma striking is a meme how Khabib, Usman, Jan can just power through all these so called “Elite” guys
>>111289492Yeah because Khabib immediately took Conor down with no trouble right? Ohhh shit wait what's that? You're saying Conor stuffed his nuts in Khabib's face on the first takedown he shot? Ah ok. Shut the fuck up then.
I could heem everyone in this thread I kept trying to Ezekiel choke people in jiu jitsu class today like Oleneik, but it didn’t work.
>>111289516Jan is a striker
>>111289511Why is Conor’s face bruised and Khabib’s unblemished
>>111289483Nope. Never. Literally not once. Post a single webm of that happening. Khabestiality almost never even attempts takedowns away from the cage you massive cazzie bitch.
>>111289516m-maybe striking is really just a meme, bros
>>111289522Did you watch the tutorial on his instagram?
>>111289521You're embarrassing yourself
when is till fighting next? t. cazzie
>>111289466unless he is naked on the street i dont see this happening b
>>111289516Joe always tells it right, the better you are as a grappler the more it opens up striking possibilities as the second you move in the drop their hands to block the shoot
>>111289560I accept your concession. Fingers in the booty ass bitch.
>>111289567next year once he inevitably pulls out of the Bumson fight
No one in MMA has reached this level
>>111289542Literally the first takedown of the fight was in the middle of the cage
>>111289587Champs don't tap homie.
>>111289549whenever some exciting new elite striking meme guy emerges, especially in divisions like 155, 170, and 185, that guy will be such a fan favorite and major draw, if he can start the trend that ends all this crotchsniffer dominance
>>111289592google says august 14th but its not official yet. Can you just give me an answer pwease
>>111289542in the first minute of the fight. proceed to cope
>>111289560There will be no second shot due to Khabib being braindead and on life support after Conor snaps his brain stem with 12-6 elbows.
>>111289615why should I b?
>>111289610Yes. Now did he take Conor down in the middle of the octagon or did he ATTEMPT to take Conor down in the middle of the octagon and then pushed towards the fence when he couldn't? Answer this right now or you're officially conceding.
>>111289627You might be onto something
>>111289580I think no one is good enough striker. Why is the Lewis HEEM on Blaydes rare? Why doesn’t that happen against worse wrestlers? Hell outside of Nick Diaz & Costa who does body shots?
>>111289646conor buttscooched to the fence to get up retard watch the fight
>>111289646He pushed towards the fence AFTER he took him down in the middle of the octagon b
>>111289641Gotcha that's what I'm reading. Thanks>>111289633lose my number
>>111289567w h o
>>111289625Ok retard>>111289646>>111289638Cazzie. This is a sprawl. If you seriously look at this and say it's a successful takedown you need to stop watching MMA. Hily fuck youre so stupid
>>111289653>gets humerus extension surgery with a titanium rod implanted and heems you from the booty up position
>>111289674Here’s the heem schedule b
BRENDAN FUCKING SCHAUB
Guys look at Connor's DOMINANT position here
>>11128962712-6 elbows favour wrasslers, try again
>>111289667Post the webm then dumb ass. Done arguing with you stupid fucking toddlers. Substantiate your claims with irrefutable proof or fuck off and die.>>111289669See above lamebrain>>111289653We're taking about a street fight with no rules and no cage. Pay attention.
>>111289680>conor scuttles his ass towards the cage and proceeds to get bummedgenius gameplan from your boy
>>111289680>This is a sprawlNo it’s not you massive fucking cazzie retard bitch
>>111289723we all watched the fight ya goof
>>111289720Good thing Khabib isn't a wrestler and he willingly gives up the back if his head on every takedown he shoots you fucking NPC. How do you even think this is an argument? Can you please just attempt to deviate from your script, NPC? This is a non sequitur. Done with you
>>111289434Never reported anyone in my life
>>111289723>no cage.I know eyes aren't your strong suit. But walls exist on the street Brazza
conor would bury khabitch on the streets, there is a reason he stayed on the bus
>>111289758>willingly gives up the back if his head on every takedown he shoots>cazzie already forgot about khabib's judo which would massively improve with clothes on
>>111289758>he willingly gives up the backGot any proof of Khabib having his back taken in a MMA fight?
>>111289769because conor came with 30 people, cameras and a dolly?
Conor would kill Khabib in the streets but only if the streets weren't near any buildings
>>111289554No, just some YouTube videos on it. Oleneik himself has a video instructional?
>>111289799you mean a trolley b
>>111289794*back of his head
>>111289799>dollytalmbout a trolley?
>conor stans keeping his bumcareer alive>negative IQ posters who can't even read>WE ALREADY KNOW THE RESULTyou should all have homosexual interactions in the person and kill yourselves faggots
>>111289810isnt dolly another word for it?
>>111289794Learn to fucking read you monkey>>111289780Oh yeah it's that simple. He's just going to "use judo" bro. He doesn't have to close the distance or anything. It's literally just magic. Oh my god I'm arguing with literal retards. I'm done. Last reply.
>>111289699peach of a schedule ty
>>111289838trolley = big and fill with stuffdolley = stack stuff and move it a bitthey're just retards b ignore
>>111289847mcgregor comes in to strike and khabib grabs his jacket or shirt and he is done. khabib trained with gi most of his life mcgregor would be out of his depth
/heem/'s cycle: schaubposting, connorposting, schaubposing, connorposting
>>111289847>He doesn't have to close the distance or anythingWhat part of your fucking brain does not understand that if you have to get close enough to punch someone they can grab you while doing so? That's how distance works and why grappling is so effective.
>>111289809Here b, the one on jiyeon’s Instagram has the better explanation, I think the angle of the fist is the secret.https://www.instagram.com/p/CQK203kJ5dO/https://www.instagram.com/p/CQKIrdpAzBi/
The “conorcel” btfo’d himself when he revealed he doesn’t know what a sprawl is but you fags will keep taking the bait
>>111289918this is better
>>111289926Im in lockdown bro, im bored af with no Judo classes running and my kickboxing coach wont even do 1 on 1 training
>>111289864thanks for the info
>>111289918what has become of the mengbro spammy?
>>111289838Trolley is a shopping cart. Dolly is a hand truck
>>111289961why don't you just train aikido instead? it's much more useful in a street situation than fucking judo
>>111289961>Im in lockdown broWtf I thought Australia was in the clear? Your kickboxing coach sounds like a fag
>>111289926shut up man I haven't even fucking postedquit giving me a hard time
>>111289982>Wtf I thought Australia was in the clear?Our PM sold us out to his donators the contract for vaccines so its been fucked since day 1. They got emergency powers and just lock us down whenever they feel like it>Kickboxing coach is a fagHe got Heem'd during the first lockdown by continuing to run classes and was dobbed in by some Karen and he doesn't want to goto Jail
The strange desire for a “yandere” girlfriend is interesting, considering the fact that the typical traditional caveman male that women are instinctively attracted to would be considered “yandere” in many ways.>will kill anyone who comes between you>will kill you if you decide you don’t want themIts classic really
>>111290030I agree but disagree b
>>111290030I have a handere girlfriend
>>111290012>doesn't want to go to jaildo Auzzies really jail their "safe space" intruders?
>>111290053>do Auzzies really jail their "safe space" intruders?You got a licence to post that bruv?
The Silva era was the peak of UFC's soul.
>>111290073since you're implying it.no, the police doesn't enforce its 100,000,000 license abuses.I walked outside my house and saw 20 kids shooting a police car with fireworks that happened to start patrolling our area
The St-Pierre era was the peak of UFC's soul.
>>111290082based kids>>111290084nah the cm punk era was
Fact: Paulo Costa is the poor man's Vitor Belfort. Marvin Vettori is the poor man's Chael Sonnen. Jan Blachowicz is basically Forrest Griffin level and Izzy couldn't finish him. Adesanya is the poor man's Silva.
OVERTURNS the DECISION
>>111290144Shavkat vs Phil is the fight to make
>>111290075>reebok era>any sort of soul whatsoever
>>111290144One more run Punkbros
>>111290177SOVL BOVVL: Reebok v Venum
>>111290177yeah having "DOG STEW $4.99" henna'd on your back was truly the peak soul
Dookie vs Fiziev is confirmed for UFC 266, let's fucking go Fizievchads
>>111290203confirmed? noicea lil bit much a lil too soon i think for young rafael but we need more central asians taking a spotlight in the ufc, especially the white ones
>>111290199You wouldn't know SOVL if it walked up to your face and heemed you stiff
>>111290203>source:trust me bro
>>111290246This is exposes the khabitch
>>111290144He probably unironically beats Mickey Gall in a rematch
>>111290266>wouldn't know soul if I had it removed from my bodyu might have a point b
>>111290246No one cares about records
>>111290246>every boxer mogs ever MMA fighter
>>111290246This is further mathematical proof that GSP is the number one GOAT. Jon faced washed up middleweights and struggled whenever he fought someone his own size.
Does anybody watch DC's new show dc&rc? I don't think I'll like it without Helwani
my ancestors raped almost all of the ancestors of the people that post in this thread. feel pretty good i have to say
>>111290323THE Ringgirl Celiastheodorou?
>>111290340>he's called RUSH cos he friggin finishes his opponents fast!!!!
>>111290246anyone have this for other great fighters?
>>111290365No, it's because he starts fast you caz
>>111290388wow that's even more heckin impressive
>>111290365no, its because he ejaculates fast you caz
>>111290421>watched 80% of itbased
>>111290420wow that's even more heckin impressive
>>111290421cejudo is an overrated fag
>>111290421so this is the power of the combat sports goat huh?
This would be a hilarious matchup just for the slightest chance that Stephens heems him and Conor has to delete his socials and be put on suicide watch. No joke, Conor could probably take this fight a week before an actual fight and he’d be fine. Could probably heem him in under a minute. Kinda sad though that Stephens is offering himself up as a sacrifice like that just for a payday. One more fight before going into retirement, who knows where he’ll be in five years. That’s the name of the game though
>>111290448byron tortuga had a choice, become a pirate or cut peoples grassinstead he slapped a jap and won the story
>>111290462>tfw thought he was talking about Till
>>111289401>the second the grappler gets you down your eyes are doneThis is actually the exact reason a grappler would lose. You need two arms to grapple, and you keep your head near their waist. You can’t take them down without losing an eye
>>111290476>sells his soul for a payday>retires>says it was always his dream to be a comedian, but he was forced into becoming an mma fighter after his dad watched an mma fight>announces Netflix special, 'Dat Goy'
>>111290476I always root for lil heemer. Probably bc we’re both cunts.
>>111290340Conor talked about this in an interview. How most of Khabib’s early wins were against guys his dad handpicked for him to face to fluff his record. Guys with 2-8 records
>>111290481forgot about this ad kek
What is he gonna do to Jan bros
>heems you to death>gets acquitted on all chargesHeh.
>>111290549heem talked about it first you goof
>>111290580cobor browses /heem/?
>>111290570He lost the rematch though because of the female judge.
>>111290506Why didn't Zombie just heem this bum?
>>111290476>fade in to washed out colors of conor walking into the press conference>piano female vocal trailer trash remix>"I tried so hard..">"Who do you think would give you the hardest fight of anybody on stage">"Right here, I'm the guy">Joe Rogan "He is a monster" original 2013 audio sample>"Who the fook is that guy">slow motion conor heeming aldo with sampled Joe Rogan "OHHHHH">"This guy TKOs people, when I knock people out they don't move">whatever footage they can dig up of jeremy koing people
>>111290507>You need two arms to grappleDude, fucking stop. we know you have NEVER trained before
>>111290584how do you single me out every thread
Walker was going to heem Jon Jones and save the ufc but he heemed himself celebrating because he was too much of a real one.
>>111290598The brit always win.
>>111290598He was sleepy
Kevin Holland did more damage to Marvin than Adesanya
Kelvin Gastelum is a satanic freemason. Saw it online yesterday.
>>111290628Because you are my brit bro.
>>111290632yeah but jizzrael heckin turned him around and got reversed didn'cha watch the fight?
>>111290365and? he humiliates his opponents over 5 round leaving no doubt about who is the best
>>111290644nvm but thank u for calling me based
If he heems pootega will he be /heem/'s boy again?
>>111290680No problem based brit. Now go outside and lift some weigh.
>>111290677so this is the crotchsniffers alibi
Name a manager who does a better job for his fighters. Pro tip: you can't.
>>111290661bro friggin 50 shades of blacked
>>111290431>80%that's 87% you IDIOT SCOUSER
>>111290644ok whats the code
>>111290728Nothing like the first class journalism of Fox News, meng
>>111290695gsp rapes his opponents, no crotch sniffing going on there
>>111290688>againheems boy is the bess bawlxa in da ufc baybee
>>111288566LeBron is a nerd
>>111290755i want to watch till have sex. i bet he is an absolute monster in the bed
>>111290788monster at getting 3 fingeres rammed up his ass yes
>>111290788you think he replays the liverpool entrance in his head to hype himself
anybody else from the universe where conor vs eddie happened before conor vs nate 2 and 1
>>111290688i never stopped liking him https://mobile.twitter.com/alexvolkanovski/status/1414062448059973637
>>111290823i'm from the one where he fights Nick and gets heemed
>>111290823i'm from the one where he gets heemed by jake paul with a left straight.
>>111290834>sips the shoe
Ali looks like those aliens with the cookbook from twilight zone.
>>111288738Americans are braindead nigger worshippersOur so-called prime nigger bucks lost to fucking Argentina basketball, at the fucking olympics, and half of them dont even have wikipedia pages
>wake up>make coffee>goober still flushedtoday is a good day
Boys, I need help ASAP my girl is gonna rim my asshole and I’m in bathroom shitting and about to rinse in the showerHow the fuck do I get my ass eaten in a masculine style? I’m not worried about being gay or anything. I dominate the fuck out of this bitch, that’s why she’s licking my asshole.What position would you guys like to be rimmed in /heem/?
We're always up in arms about "good wins" here, but what about bad losses?
>it's another episode of /heem/ arguing that fighter they don't like is bad because they don't have a "good win"Oh boy. So exciting.
>>111290939The most masculine way would be whichever way you wanted but instead you came here to ask for the opinion of others. You don't deserve to be rimmed.
>>111288598You from long island Coral? I'm a jew yorker too.
>>111290939make sure you get everything out.washup your ass if it's an extended rimming. don't want to get comfortable and things start creeping their way down the pipe.also you're a raging homosexual
>>111290605Show me a takedown Khabib has landed without the use of both his arms
>>111290945renan barao vs tj dillashaw
>>111290602Lmao this is spot on. Funny enough, Stephens isn’t lying. He does have a few massive heems, and the opponents indeed do not move
>>111290605Who was the guy who fought Gaethje with one arm? Was he a grappler?
>>111290869a refined man
>>111290904This bitch is weird
>>111290246>>111290382Conor Mcgregor Beaten Opponents combined record:325 - 145Dustin Poirer Beaten Opponents combined record:372 - 165
>>111290994Nick Newell.lotta submission wins iirc
>>111290968khabib just released an instructional video which shows how much of his mount and straddling technique comes purely from control using his legs and hips
>>111291013Poirier was simulated, he doesnt even exist
>>111291036Show me a Khabib takedown where he doesn’t use both his arms
>>111291048ok so you’re retarded and have never trained got it
>>111288651>if you're huge you just gas like crazy.Irrelevant. Most real fights end within 30 seconds. A minute max.
Oh my god can we please stop talmbout khashitWe get it he broke the 155lb division with his lame and undignified wrestlefuck approach that had no hope of being countered by pure-strikers, largely coming up in weight from 145Its over and hes fucking done and fatHe got away with it, whatever
>>111291093what was going on in his head in tis moment
>>111291102Do you mean his thoughts or the damage dealt to his brain?
>>111290945Michael Johnson only have TWO (2) bad losses
>>111291093He didn't really break 155. Oliveira will probably surpass Khabib's title defense total and then people will stop with all the overhype.
>>111291102>this particular individual that wasn’t blessed with knockout power just slept me, meng
>>111291128Remake it. Moises got 10-8'd and then won with a fluke submission the next round
>>111289968Flushed, just like whoregay.
bro come on youre telling me these are women
>>111291128Losing to Guida in 2021 should get you instantly cut tbqh
Fighters who never lost a story? I'll start:- Conor McGregor- Chael Sonnen
>>111291144Not even the manliest females on the card b
>>111291128he was winning the 3rd vs Nate. Also the Emmett loss was the most pathetic thing i've ever seen
Even though Maia was cut I still think he would beat Masvidal again.
>>111291175if he could "beat" masvidal at this point I think he'd be champ
>>111291161He lost the story against Jon because if he survived literally one round he would’ve tko’d the goat
>>111291013Conor’s opponents win to loss ratio: 2.2413Khabib’s opponents win to loss ratio:2.5877Poirer’s opponents win to loss ratio:2.2545
>>111291208having this be an established win condition sounds like a story win to me
>>111291061Okay so you can’t show me a single takedown where he doesn’t use his arms gotcha
>>111290569decapitate his opponent
I can't believe zoomers are going to turn mma into record fetishism like boxing
Def. opponents record:412 - 241
wouldnt want my gf to rim me, i still wanna be able to kiss her afterwards
>>111291257Masvidal is a star for zoomers
>>111291141>>111291171doneMichael Johnson only has ONE(1) bad loss.
>>111291261I’d sometimes not kiss my ex for a couple days because I knew she’s sucked other dudes dicks. Just didn’t sit right with me.
>>111291261Rimming is a Jewish invention, it's actually how they fertilize their eggs.
>>111288504Name one fighter who isn't a Can or Can crusher
>>111290642Let’s see it
>>111291261What's the problem, you wouldn't lick your own asshole if you could?
>>111291276At this point its a little late to have self respect anon but Im glad you've still got some fight in ya
conor wins the rematch
>>111288504https://twitter.com/MikeCoppinger/status/1418022310251016192uh oh spider bros
>>111291311Anderson will kill him
>>111291317the next one mate and the one after that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_6NjYGCvcsStipe podcast with Jake Paul
>>111291330oh for sure, can't wait to listen
>>111291310Wouldn’t surprise me honestly. Either will be suicidal at a loss at this point
>>111291307Odd enough, I only felt that way cause I loved her. I’ve made out with lots of whores
>>111291326He should rematch Marcus Brimage at this point.
>>111291283Conor Mcgregor is the anti-can-crusher but he’s dangerously close to can-land at this point
Who would have won
>>111291409>Poirer’s fluffy fists vs the walking drooling retard-ghoul who will not be put downPretty obvious
>>111291409Nate round 4
what is this? oh no...a heemed person u_u
>>111291409Dustin takes an easy decision.
>>111291409During the time of this photo Nate, unironically
>>111291445Yeah, right on the ground in front of me*heems u*
Post your face when Poirer never fights for the belt and instead fights Diaz and then waits for Fight 4
>>111291506He already ducked Diaz once
>Hi Apen, Any thoughts on your moms only fans career?Wow. john morgan is a real one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULfe1G2TeGc
>>111291506This would actually be based because then Olives (my boy) would be at less chance of losing the belt.
>>111291506:O ppv bought mr dana!
>jon jones is still the #1 p4p
>>111291584leg snaps on his next fight
>>111288504Fuck you Khabib
>>111291595If this happens I will be completely 100% convinced we're in a cursed timeline
>>111291595>next fightI think you'd be surprised
>>111291621jon heem snappys his leg has a mental breakdown and becomes a tranny
*heems you so bad you have to spend a night in the hospital for precaution*
>People on tw*tter rating Volk below Max and Baldo despite beating bothWhen did you realise you share a sport with absolute bottom-dwelling retards heem?
Do gay guys watch mma and jerk off?
>>111291506Post YFW Poirier gets simulated in the 24th minute of the fight against Diaz
>>111291584You’ll see why when he breaks Ngannou’s ribs first round and then TKOs him
>>111291696max wins the quintology
How do you think it feels to be the inferior heemer among your siblings? For example Reem's brother Valentijn, or Patricio Pitbull's brother Patricky.
>>111291696Aldo was well past his prime. Volk won't be better than Aldo until after he's surpassed his number of title defenses.
>>111291696When Islam was ranked #5 for a win streak any other Top 10 fighter could have
>>111291696holloway gets robbed again in the quadrology but eventually heems volkan at the end of the dodecology
Jon Jones is not fighting top competition ever again. He's gonna box Bernard Hopkins and do other freak matches for easy money.
Prime Gooby vs Prime Volk
>>111291716This made me realise Reem doesn’t have any tattoos. Based natty king
Prime Ai Shinozaki vs Prime Faye Reagan
>>111289602Did he had some show on a gay/women's channel? It's like a panel of some sort, all women except for Scherb? Like he's the selling point of the show. "Look at this dude, he's a cage fighter, but he knows girly shit." Kind of deal.
>>111291762Volk unironically pitter patters Gooby with leg kicks and takedowns and gets the unanimous decision.
>>111289567oh what a beutyful day it is
>>111291696Prime Aldo unironically the best FW ever followed by Max. Even Conor is above Volk.
>>111291756Jones would never do something that posed that much risk of him losing.
>>111291697probably i showed a female friend of mine a fight that ended in a rnc where the fighter got put to sleep and she said it turned her on and she wanted to know what it felt like she also said bjj is exceptionally gay and sexual
>>111291841For a second I thought you ranked two guys above someone they both lost to
>>111291876*Above two people they both lost to
bf sent me this songhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_v41kAb3osI
>>111291899How long until you’re absolutely blitzed out of your mind b?
>>111291876GSP lost to Matt Sera, is Sera better? Silva lost to Bisping, is Bisping better? Also Max was robbed.
>>111291930>Max was robbed
>>111291925blame the game, not the player.update: i'm a islam chad now. why? guy is winning, ok?
Holloway is 2-3 in last 5it's over
death to all ugly wmma fighters
>>111292018He’s getting a free win next dw b
>>111291988That seems out of character for you, are you feeling alright? Have a drink
Volk 3 4 5
>>111292018Holloway said he didn’t want to rematch Mcgregor cause he’d feel he’s kicking a dog. Actual meaning: I don’t want the final nail in my coffin from a guy whose ranked 9
Trips and conor dies in 2024
>>111292052based baustella yugo
Prime Max beats prime gooby. Current Max beats current gooby. Simple as.
>>111292120Has Max even hit his athletic prime or did he go too hard too early into his career and will be flushed soon?
Current Max Holloway is Conor's nightmare matchup because he's just Diaz but good.>unheemable>constant pressure>unending cardioGooby would drown.
>>111292052Volk 5 2 4
>>111292146people think he sounds retarded because he's cted up but it's actually because a crack baby, he's got a lot of gas left in the tank imo
>>111292146Possibly heemed his full potential with injuries/mileage, he’s still only 29 though so if he hasn’t peaked yet that’s a scary thought.
>>111292186Gooby dived for the crotch vs baby max, he has always been afraid of the god of cardio
>>111292186Lol holloway is a pencil-dicked can with the reach of a flyweight Godnor will actually kill him
>>111292208He was injuredIts scary to think how good godnor is because he fights injured every single time like a war machine
>>111292018i wish the ufc was a little more willing to feed the top fighters cans for entertainment, would love to watch holloway simulate guys like stephens 4x a year too bad dana is a big kike
When is Jon Jones fighting
my killer islam will bore his way to the title....in lets say..2024 i guess
>>111292241>Gooby finished by Dustin twice>Max only finished by Dustin onceHmmm
>b-b-but his reach!cope levels off the charts
Holloways pencil dick is the saddest thing ive ever seen You just know hes so angry volk has a monster gogI can just tell by looking at volk he has a massive chode that destroys the clit with every thrust
>>111292304fuck off crypto dustcel, dustfag never heemed max and conor breaking his leg is not a finish for dustlet
gooby has exactly 0 (ZERO) paths to victory against max holloway
Just fucked a girl and she said she didn't want to ride me because my dick was too big. Should I take this as a compliment or was she being a lazy bitch?
gooby can't level change to save his life
>>111292297The fight with Moises was pretty entertaining desu.
>>111292345try girls older than 10y
Anyone here talk to schaub ever?
>>111292345All women are lazy but it’s strange how common “big dick problems” most girls struggle with 6.5 inches or above.
>>111292319Dustshit was literally dropped in that fight
>>111292353boy him NOW. he is the future, b.if you dont, he might tickle you until you tap
Holloway is the realest in the sport. Zero reach advantage ever, zero power advantage ever, so he steps in to the pocket and wails on his opponent until they break.
>>111292345This isn't mma related.
>>111292402Based real one criteria understander
>>111292404This isn't mma related.
islam vs beneil
>>111292429It has "mma" in the post dumabass
Olivera is like Canboy but better at everything
>>111292436don't know why people are calling for this, it has a lot of potential to be a grappling snoozefestthe only way it's kino is if beneil defends the takedowns and whoops islam's ass on the feet
>>111292436wait...why ben? thats way to early. how about cerrone next year?
>>111292462>zero head movement ever>quits easily>decent jitzI see it.
>>111292468takes care of one of the crotchsniffers, islam would actually be fighting someone ranked above him, and if he crotchsniffs a top 5 striker everyone will hate him which doesn't bode well for their project's likability. its kind of a no brainer
Okay /heem/, post your dick measurements and your favorite fighter.>6 in. length/ 6 in. girth>BJ Penn
islam vs gillespie
>>1112925083in length/2 in girthConor McGregor & Tony Ferguson
>>111292499>takes care of one of the crotchsniffersThat's not how UFC rankings work. If Dariush lost he'd fall one or two places to 4th or 5th, and if Islam lost his ranking might not even change.
>>111292469Dana wants Dariush out of the title race because he doesn't sell PPVs
>>111292508Never measuredKorean zombie
>>111292508>4 inch length/ 8 inch girth>Michael Chandler
>>111292539why did you take it to mean getting gadooshed out of the rankings? kinda retarded. taking care of as in getting put on the back burner for a while, not getting shots at the golden boys of lw. islam vs beneil makes a ton of sense
>>111292515wait waaaait....my man needs a break anyway. 2023 we can talk about next opponents
>>111292545trying to eliminate two dimeless shitters with one stoneimagine it actually ends up being a fucking war and benny stands his ground, might actually promote him to my #1 boy of all time
>>111292545dariush is the world case scenario for the ufc because he's a christian who won't even attract oil prince money from abroad the way the brazzas do
>>111292564Oh, these are both length (6.5-7). I have no idea what my girth is. Seems normal, though.
>>111292574umm akshully that's not how UFC rankings work. If Dariush lost he'd fall one or two places to 4th or 5th, and if Islam lost his ranking might not even change.
>>111292545dana is an evil pumpkin head. ben fights are exiting. give him the opponents
>>111292515Gillespie got asked about fighting Islam and ducked on the spot. He said he was too dangerous relative to his ranking, although maybe that has changed now.
>>111292593ya seethe much?
>>1112925086×5 banana-curved Colbeast
>>111292616i accept your compression.
>>111292545Islam looks like a kid who would stab you with pencils in school