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Anthony "Showtime" Pettis: >>111283747

News: Coral is a real person
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>no ufc this weekend
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*flushing sounds*
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Homeless cats out!
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Why are they like this?
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I buck broke Brendan Schaub
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>>111288566
Lebron is a heartlet,
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>>111288578
It's in this documentary called "I'm Not Surprised: A Brendan Schaub Documentary "
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>>111288402
There are a lot of retired old connected people from the northeast living here. Coral Springs is basically a long island suburb. Menu way too big, the italian food is mediocre but the pizza is excellent.
>>111288429
I was great, I knew the best routes to make multiple deliveries. I was the only guy that could make 3 deliveries on 1 trip.
>>111288457
Bless brother!
>>111288438
No I'd just let him know he lost a long time fan.
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>>111288573
It was neon yellow meng. Like the color of banana peppers. But it was the consistency of toothpaste.
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I’m so lonely it’s unreal
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>>111288557
basically this is what "they" are trying to do to everyone
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>>111288557
>>111288557
>>111288606
>c'mon just take a bite mothefucker
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>>111288609
just get a girlfriend
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>>111288566
you don't think a Super HW sized guy could heem a WW? once you reach a certain height and weight martial arts no longer work on you, just look at Dustbin failing to do anything to Brian Shaw
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Islam
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>>111288546
gaycheese literally put this man in the hospital
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Reminder Goobs still won the story
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>>111288609
Perhaps you should try doing something about it.
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>>111288566
Lebitch would flop like sterling
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Just got a text from Tony, it's a go with him and Nate.
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>>111288619
if you're huge you just gas like crazy.
if Dustin actually just kicked the shit out of him and pushed him over 10 times it'd be over
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Coral what was the best ever climax you had to Schaub? Don't lie if he spit in your face you'd wipe it off your face then stick it up your ass.
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>>111288621
project
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>>111288644
Lebobsap
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>>111288504
fuck ali abdullatard
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>>111288581
>>111288579
Yes rice is easy to make dumb fucks but if you’re ordering takeout just get the rice with it, I think this is a cultural thing tbqh. Rice is cheap from Indian restaurants over here and you always get a fuck load of it.
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>>111288597
Ok, you are looping now. I’m sorry your brain is broken. I hope as you calm down over the next hour or so, thinking about Brendan, you consider ways you could emulate him to improve your own life instead of wasting your time h8ing on men who will literally never even know you exist.
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>>111288609
You have us bro :^)
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>>111288652
can you guys please put some effort into your coral bait posts
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>MFW My fight is cancelled and I can't save the card yet again

Daukaus chads we need to regroup and manifest his new timeline to the belt NOW!
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>>111288667
Does Schaub know you exist?
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thinking about muscle waifus again
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>>111288566
a BJJ yellow belt could finish letard and he wouldnt understand why hes in pain
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>>111288686
I got off to it
keep em coming b
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>>111288504
Fuck Dana
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>>111288691

Schaub sees all. The Schaub realm is beyond space and time, so no heem poster is beyond his gaze.
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>>111288691
I don’t think you understand the asymmetry between being a fan and being a h8r.
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Imagine eating dogshit like rice. No wonder heem is retarded.
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>>111288566
Guarantee you it's an american, for some reason they worship black athletes to the point of offering them to breed their wives
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>>111288687
how's life back home in the states b? it's not cancelled either they just moved it to next week
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Coral I have a question
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>>111288636
we won goobybros
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I would love to watch Schaub absolutely beat the ever loving shit out of Coral. I would sit in the corner jerking off to it while Schaub ends the beating by caressing Corals face and licking the inside of his ears. Then Coral so dazed and bloodied wilfully pulls down his trousers to reveal a fully torqued hog ready to be finished. Schaub then stomps on Corals nuts to climax. Then Schaub gets his true fun and flips over Corals half conscious body ripping down the tidy whities to see a pulsating unwiped anus and goes to town on it with his tongue to sanitize the area before plowing Corals asshole and unleashing a big brown load that makes Coral sneeze out Schaubs cum
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>>111288619
and Lebron hasn't reached that size
he'd just be a HW and a untrained HW could easily lose to a WW
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>>111288666
>bro just order a $9 water bottle with your meal instead of just drinking from the tap
mindless fucking sheep I swear man
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>>111288752
Wouldn’t we all b…wouldn’t we all
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Coral goodnight babe. Love you sleepyhead <3
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>>111288764
not comparable you fucking retard
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>>111288740

chillin chillin, I brought home a lot of spices with me, so I fixed some tom kha soup with local wild mushrooms and some black rice, it was excellent. Enjoying time with my cat and the family. It's gonna be a hassle going back overseas, but I'm ready for the grind. USA is fun but it's kind of a shithole too.
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>>111288717
cosmic horror
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>>111288752
legendary pasta b
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McGregor vs Poirier 3 was LITERALLY like Anakin vs Obi-Wan, in the end GOOD always defeats EVIL
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>>111288804
>uhhh you're wrong because...you just are
learn to explain your arguments you peabrain fuck. I'm not a mind-reader. I accept your concession.
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that one guy at the eddie vs conor press conference that told eddie he "had only gone to round 5 twice, and lost one of those matches"
brutal foreshadowing
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>>111288744
Whatever dude just go for it I know you've been waiting on it for days.
>>111288752
Time for a loved one to step in like they did for me, I hope you have that luxury. Imagine reading this aloud to your parents, what would they think? Your boss?
>>111288800
Goodnight bro
>>111288686
this
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>>111288829
inb4 mystic mac becomes the coolest villain in pop culture for generations to come
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God im sweating just thinking about Schaub spanking Corals ass until it bleeds and making his cheeks clap louder than a shotgun
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>>111288667
Did you not watch the doc? It has the evidence of Schaub's failure you were asking for.
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>>111288644
refs wont save hime this time
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>>111288806
sound delicious b, glad to hear. have you got your shots yet?
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Coral power bottoms Schaub and knocks him out by caressing his erect cock on Schaub's chin
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>>111288829
who will be the luke akywalker of mma
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these SchaubxCoral posts are quite entertaining
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>>111288919
I think we already know b
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>>111288919
jeremy stephens
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khabib is a better fighter and person than conor mcgregor
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>>111288919
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Coral open up I know you're there
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>>111288963
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>>111288898

halfway B. I hope you and yours are doing well too, ty.
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>>111288849
Ok so you're driving and you accidentally run over and kill Tiger, who was walking in the middle of the street. At the same time though, you hit another car. The other driver steps out of the car and it's Brendan, who believes he's the one the just killed his son. So you can either admit that you killed Tiger, and be sentenced to a life in prison where you'll get raped and every day will be a living hell, OR let Schaub believe he caused the accident, and he'll get a lighter sentencing because he's rich and has good lawyers.
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>>111288963
Khabib's style only works in a cage with the unified rules. On the street Conor would kill him
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*shakes head in disbelief*
I agree
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>>111288985
I'd admit I killed him because I'm an honest guy. Happy? I answered one of your questions! Wow! Is it the best day of your life?
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>>111289007
in what street b
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>>111288963
did Khabib ever become a double weight class champ? did Conor ever support terrorism? I don't think so
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>>111289031
Relax b
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>>111288972

>Yes, yes.
>HOWEVER...
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coral would you swallow schaubs cum if he asked you to?
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>>111289007
knees to the head on the ground would favour khabib, having clothes on would favour khabib, having pavement on which to throw someone on would favour khabib. i dont give mcgregor more than a minute
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>>111289062
No lol that’s gross
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Can't believe Coral just admitted to killing Tiger. What a sicko man. He was just a kid.
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>>111289066
having multiple bodyguards would favor Conor
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>>111289062
get help
>>111289088
it was a question and see post above
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>>111289089
>Conor would win in a streetfight
>Conor would win if he had body guards to use guns against Khabib if Khabib ran at him
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Coral what do Schaub's feet smell like, if you had to guess?
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>>111289114
Sneakers and peaches
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>>111289103
>can't even read a joke
going to bed lads
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>>111289057
zatdaddy is going to one-shot that ugly chink
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>>111288619
>I have never trained before

FIFY
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>>111289131
I thought jokes were meant to be funny?
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>>111289168
You must not have heard of Brendan Schaub
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>>111289043
>did Conor ever support terrorism?
idk, not unlikely considering the IRA exists lol
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DC really pretending that Islam fight was exciting
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>>111288619
You never felt the strength of another man. They way he can press up against you and hold you down. They way he can smash you. Start training dumbass
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>>111289168
funny or not you should recognize them.
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I just got the Jamal joke if anybody needs me to explain it still
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>>111288919
Nick Diaz for sure, When the world needed him most, he disappeared in a puffy of smoke
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In many ways, a little bit of Coral lives inside all of us
And inside all of Coral, we all heem his birth canal with a whole lotta dick

SCHAUBLESS
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>>111289007
>I think strikers have the advantage on the street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lXV17_b8aQ&t=555s
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>>111289189
>it's another >hue cries when a fellow hue loses episode
yawn. getting bored of this now.
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>>111288636
based and break shit talk shit storywinnered
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Corawl was asian as shit
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Pissybros...
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>>111288737
/rice&homoz/
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>>111289007
You’re actually retarded. Khabib is actually strong and has good cardio he would kill you on the street
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>>111289057
Honestly at a complete impass on who to go for in this fight. A muzzie project or a hideous chink insect. Anyone got any thawlts?
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>>111289228
>fighting on the grass
>wearing gloves
>not doing groin shots, eye gouges, small joint manipulation (breaking fingers), or biting
Conor win's in a street fight, sorry
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>>111289283
They're both based heemers you dumb poltard. Neck yourself
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>>111289194
What the fuck
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>>111289283
loser must kill themself after committing mass homicide in their home village
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coral would be crazy if we met haha imagine if I kiss you in the lips lol that would be sort of gay right? maybe cuddle in the coach while watching the fighter and the kid hahah
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>>111289273
what am i looking at
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>>111288963
khabib?
never heard of her
i only support rostered fighters
not keyboard warriors
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>>111289335
barnacles. pardon my language
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>>111289283
we haven't had a double heem in a while
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>>111289317
for me, it's referring to a hypothetical male in a superior sense
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>>111289335
gooseneck barnacles
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>>111289335
welcome to heem
stick around, son
and you will eventually find out
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>>111289283
Khamzat is based and Leech is kino
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>>111289294
>>fighting on the grass
If they weren't at 8:40 that guys would be dead.
>>Fighting with gloves
Gloves only protect your hands proven by bareknuckleFC
>>not doing groin shots, eye gouges, small joint manipulation (breaking fingers), or biting
And you think the striker would be better at doing these? the second the grappler gets you down your eyes are done
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>>111289358
>>111289369
>>111289382
thanks, anons. never encountered this before
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>They're both based heemers you dumb poltard. Neck yourself

Whoops! please don't ever (you) me ever again faggot r*dditor, thank you!
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lisabong and coral are little faggot snitches who run crying to the tranny jannies
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>>111289229
you really care when random some random "james clark" or "jack brown" american loses a fight?
I didn't even know who moises was until the fight got announced
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>>111289405
neither have I
just reverse image searched it
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>>111289445
I've boyed James Clark and Jack Brown since their Strikeforce days
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>>111289401
Khabib would never take Conor down in first place if there wasn't a cage, Conor would just back up
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>>111289406
>the story
vs
>the heem
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>>111289466
Duckbib took Conor down in the middle of the cage lad
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This is a Chadchen general. Dungestani cucks need not apply.
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>>111289466
How close does Cannor have to get in order to punch Khabib? close enough to touch him right?

Fuck you're stupid
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>>111289466
This. Also he would turn Khabestiality's skull to jelly with 12-6 elbows to the back of the head. This is the true reason he shit on the bus.
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>>111289483
conor took himself down
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>>111288664
is ali really involved with a terrorist organization?
shouldnt that be a bigger deal than it is
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>>111289492
THE jab?!?!
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>>111289492
Can we talk about how mma striking is a meme how Khabib, Usman, Jan can just power through all these so called “Elite” guys
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>>111289492
Yeah because Khabib immediately took Conor down with no trouble right? Ohhh shit wait what's that? You're saying Conor stuffed his nuts in Khabib's face on the first takedown he shot? Ah ok. Shut the fuck up then.
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I could heem everyone in this thread

I kept trying to Ezekiel choke people in jiu jitsu class today like Oleneik, but it didn’t work.
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>>111289516
Jan is a striker
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>>111289511
concession accepted
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>>111289511
Why is Conor’s face bruised and Khabib’s unblemished
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>>111289483
Nope. Never. Literally not once. Post a single webm of that happening. Khabestiality almost never even attempts takedowns away from the cage you massive cazzie bitch.
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>>111289516
m-maybe striking is really just a meme, bros
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>>111289522
Did you watch the tutorial on his instagram?
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>>111289521
You're embarrassing yourself
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when is till fighting next?
t. cazzie
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>>111289532
Doctor stoppage
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>>111289466
unless he is naked on the street i dont see this happening b
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>>111289522
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poo reviewer
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>>111289516
Joe always tells it right, the better you are as a grappler the more it opens up striking possibilities as the second you move in the drop their hands to block the shoot
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>>111289560
I accept your concession. Fingers in the booty ass bitch.
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>>111289567
next year once he inevitably pulls out of the Bumson fight
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No one in MMA has reached this level
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>>111289542
Literally the first takedown of the fight was in the middle of the cage
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>>111289587
Champs don't tap homie.
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>>111289549
whenever some exciting new elite striking meme guy emerges, especially in divisions like 155, 170, and 185, that guy will be such a fan favorite and major draw, if he can start the trend that ends all this crotchsniffer dominance
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>>111289592
google says august 14th but its not official yet. Can you just give me an answer pwease
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>>111289542
in the first minute of the fight. proceed to cope
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>>111289560
There will be no second shot due to Khabib being braindead and on life support after Conor snaps his brain stem with 12-6 elbows.
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>>111289615
why should I b?
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>>111289542
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>>111289615
September 4th
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>>111289610
Yes. Now did he take Conor down in the middle of the octagon or did he ATTEMPT to take Conor down in the middle of the octagon and then pushed towards the fence when he couldn't? Answer this right now or you're officially conceding.
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>>111289627
You might be onto something
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>>111289580
I think no one is good enough striker. Why is the Lewis HEEM on Blaydes rare? Why doesn’t that happen against worse wrestlers? Hell outside of Nick Diaz & Costa who does body shots?
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>>111289646
conor buttscooched to the fence to get up retard watch the fight
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>>111289646
He pushed towards the fence AFTER he took him down in the middle of the octagon b
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>>111289641
Gotcha that's what I'm reading. Thanks
>>111289633
lose my number
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>>111289567
w h o
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>>111289625
Ok retard
>>111289646

>>111289638
Cazzie. This is a sprawl. If you seriously look at this and say it's a successful takedown you need to stop watching MMA. Hily fuck youre so stupid
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>>111289653
>gets humerus extension surgery with a titanium rod implanted and heems you from the booty up position
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>>111289674
Here’s the heem schedule b
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BRENDAN

FUCKING

SCHAUB
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Guys look at Connor's DOMINANT position here
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>>111289627
12-6 elbows favour wrasslers, try again
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>>111289667
Post the webm then dumb ass. Done arguing with you stupid fucking toddlers. Substantiate your claims with irrefutable proof or fuck off and die.
>>111289669
See above lamebrain
>>111289653
We're taking about a street fight with no rules and no cage. Pay attention.
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>>111289680
>conor scuttles his ass towards the cage and proceeds to get bummed
genius gameplan from your boy
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>>111289680
>This is a sprawl
No it’s not you massive fucking cazzie retard bitch
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>>111289723
we all watched the fight ya goof
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>>111289720
Good thing Khabib isn't a wrestler and he willingly gives up the back if his head on every takedown he shoots you fucking NPC. How do you even think this is an argument? Can you please just attempt to deviate from your script, NPC? This is a non sequitur. Done with you
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>>111289434
Never reported anyone in my life
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>>111289723
>no cage.
I know eyes aren't your strong suit. But walls exist on the street Brazza
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conor would bury khabitch on the streets, there is a reason he stayed on the bus
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>>111289758
>willingly gives up the back if his head on every takedown he shoots
>cazzie already forgot about khabib's judo which would massively improve with clothes on
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>>111289758
>he willingly gives up the back
Got any proof of Khabib having his back taken in a MMA fight?
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>>111289769
because conor came with 30 people, cameras and a dolly?
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Conor would kill Khabib in the streets but only if the streets weren't near any buildings
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>>111289554
No, just some YouTube videos on it. Oleneik himself has a video instructional?
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>>111289799
you mean a trolley b
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>>111289794
*back of his head
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>>111289799
>dolly
talmbout a trolley?
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>conor stans keeping his bumcareer alive
>negative IQ posters who can't even read
>WE ALREADY KNOW THE RESULT
you should all have homosexual interactions in the person and kill yourselves faggots
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>>111289810
isnt dolly another word for it?
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>>111289794
Learn to fucking read you monkey
>>111289780
Oh yeah it's that simple. He's just going to "use judo" bro. He doesn't have to close the distance or anything. It's literally just magic. Oh my god I'm arguing with literal retards. I'm done. Last reply.
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>>111289699
peach of a schedule ty
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>>111289838
trolley = big and fill with stuff
dolley = stack stuff and move it a bit
they're just retards b ignore
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>>111289847
mcgregor comes in to strike and khabib grabs his jacket or shirt and he is done. khabib trained with gi most of his life mcgregor would be out of his depth
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/heem/'s cycle: schaubposting, connorposting, schaubposing, connorposting
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>>111289847
>He doesn't have to close the distance or anything
What part of your fucking brain does not understand that if you have to get close enough to punch someone they can grab you while doing so? That's how distance works and why grappling is so effective.
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>>111289809
Here b, the one on jiyeon’s Instagram has the better explanation, I think the angle of the fist is the secret.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQK203kJ5dO/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQKIrdpAzBi/
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>>111289898
it's tawlf
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>>111289898
wrong
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The “conorcel” btfo’d himself when he revealed he doesn’t know what a sprawl is but you fags will keep taking the bait
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>>111289918
this is better
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>>111289898
DICEY BRAPPOSTING
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>>111289926
Im in lockdown bro, im bored af with no Judo classes running and my kickboxing coach wont even do 1 on 1 training
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>>111289864
thanks for the info
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>>111289918
what has become of the mengbro spammy?
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>>111289838
Trolley is a shopping cart. Dolly is a hand truck
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>>111289961
why don't you just train aikido instead? it's much more useful in a street situation than fucking judo
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>>111289961
>Im in lockdown bro
Wtf I thought Australia was in the clear? Your kickboxing coach sounds like a fag
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>>111289926
shut up man I haven't even fucking posted
quit giving me a hard time
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>>111289982
>Wtf I thought Australia was in the clear?
Our PM sold us out to his donators the contract for vaccines so its been fucked since day 1. They got emergency powers and just lock us down whenever they feel like it
>Kickboxing coach is a fag
He got Heem'd during the first lockdown by continuing to run classes and was dobbed in by some Karen and he doesn't want to goto Jail
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The strange desire for a “yandere” girlfriend is interesting, considering the fact that the typical traditional caveman male that women are instinctively attracted to would be considered “yandere” in many ways.
>will kill anyone who comes between you
>will kill you if you decide you don’t want them
Its classic really
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>>111288519
Tj bro
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>>111290030
I agree but disagree b
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>>111290030
I have a handere girlfriend
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>>111290012
>doesn't want to go to jail
do Auzzies really jail their "safe space" intruders?
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>>111290030
wrong board
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>>111290053
>do Auzzies really jail their "safe space" intruders?
You got a licence to post that bruv?
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The Silva era was the peak of UFC's soul.
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>>111290073
since you're implying it.
no, the police doesn't enforce its 100,000,000 license abuses.
I walked outside my house and saw 20 kids shooting a police car with fireworks that happened to start patrolling our area
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The St-Pierre era was the peak of UFC's soul.
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>>111290082
based kids
>>111290084
nah the cm punk era was
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Fact: Paulo Costa is the poor man's Vitor Belfort. Marvin Vettori is the poor man's Chael Sonnen. Jan Blachowicz is basically Forrest Griffin level and Izzy couldn't finish him. Adesanya is the poor man's Silva.
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OVERTURNS the DECISION
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>>111290144
Shavkat vs Phil is the fight to make
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>>111290144
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>>111290075
>reebok era
>any sort of soul whatsoever
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>>111290144
One more run Punkbros
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>>111290177
SOVL BOVVL: Reebok v Venum
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>>111288504
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>>111290177
yeah having "DOG STEW $4.99" henna'd on your back was truly the peak soul
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Dookie vs Fiziev is confirmed for UFC 266, let's fucking go Fizievchads
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>>111290030
https://youtu.be/EqckQ3ru2XQ
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>>111290203
confirmed? noice
a lil bit much a lil too soon i think for young rafael but we need more central asians taking a spotlight in the ufc, especially the white ones
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>>111290199
You wouldn't know SOVL if it walked up to your face and heemed you stiff
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>>111290203
>source:trust me bro
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>>111290246
This is exposes the khabitch
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>>111290144
He probably unironically beats Mickey Gall in a rematch
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>>111290266
>wouldn't know soul if I had it removed from my body
u might have a point b
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>>111290246
No one cares about records
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>>111290246
>every boxer mogs ever MMA fighter
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>>111290246
This is further mathematical proof that GSP is the number one GOAT. Jon faced washed up middleweights and struggled whenever he fought someone his own size.
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Does anybody watch DC's new show dc&rc? I don't think I'll like it without Helwani
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my ancestors raped almost all of the ancestors of the people that post in this thread. feel pretty good i have to say
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RUSH
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>>111290323
THE Ringgirl Celiastheodorou?
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>>111290246
GSPEACH
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>>111290340
>he's called RUSH cos he friggin finishes his opponents fast!!!!
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>>111290246
anyone have this for other great fighters?
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>>111290365
No, it's because he starts fast you caz
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>>111290388
wow that's even more heckin impressive
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>>111290365
no, its because he ejaculates fast you caz
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cejudobros...
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>>111290421
>watched 80% of it
based
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>>111290420
wow that's even more heckin impressive
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>>111290421
cejudo is an overrated fag
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>>111290421
so this is the power of the combat sports goat huh?
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>>111289679
ami sasano
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This would be a hilarious matchup just for the slightest chance that Stephens heems him and Conor has to delete his socials and be put on suicide watch. No joke, Conor could probably take this fight a week before an actual fight and he’d be fine. Could probably heem him in under a minute. Kinda sad though that Stephens is offering himself up as a sacrifice like that just for a payday. One more fight before going into retirement, who knows where he’ll be in five years. That’s the name of the game though
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>>111290448
byron tortuga had a choice, become a pirate or cut peoples grass
instead he slapped a jap and won the story
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>>111290448
Nonce
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>>111290462
>tfw thought he was talking about Till
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>>111290448
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>>111289401
>the second the grappler gets you down your eyes are done
This is actually the exact reason a grappler would lose. You need two arms to grapple, and you keep your head near their waist. You can’t take them down without losing an eye
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>>111290476
>sells his soul for a payday
>retires
>says it was always his dream to be a comedian, but he was forced into becoming an mma fighter after his dad watched an mma fight
>announces Netflix special, 'Dat Goy'
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>>111290476
I always root for lil heemer. Probably bc we’re both cunts.
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>>111290340
Conor talked about this in an interview. How most of Khabib’s early wins were against guys his dad handpicked for him to face to fluff his record. Guys with 2-8 records
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>>111290481
forgot about this ad kek
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What is he gonna do to Jan bros
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>heems you to death
>gets acquitted on all charges
Heh.
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>>111290549
heem talked about it first you goof
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>>111290557
Based brit
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>>111290580
cobor browses /heem/?
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>>111290570
He lost the rematch though because of the female judge.
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>>111290506
Why didn't Zombie just heem this bum?
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>>111290476
>fade in to washed out colors of conor walking into the press conference
>piano female vocal trailer trash remix
>"I tried so hard.."
>"Who do you think would give you the hardest fight of anybody on stage"
>"Right here, I'm the guy"
>Joe Rogan "He is a monster" original 2013 audio sample
>"Who the fook is that guy"
>slow motion conor heeming aldo with sampled Joe Rogan "OHHHHH"
>"This guy TKOs people, when I knock people out they don't move"
>whatever footage they can dig up of jeremy koing people
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>>111290507
>You need two arms to grapple
Dude, fucking stop. we know you have NEVER trained before
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>>111290584
how do you single me out every thread
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Walker was going to heem Jon Jones and save the ufc but he heemed himself celebrating because he was too much of a real one.
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>>111290598
The brit always win.
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>>111290598
He was sleepy
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Kevin Holland did more damage to Marvin than Adesanya
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>>111290592
Yes.
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Kelvin Gastelum is a satanic freemason. Saw it online yesterday.
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>>111290628
Because you are my brit bro.
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>>111290632
yeah but jizzrael heckin turned him around and got reversed didn'cha watch the fight?
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>>111290570
I boy
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>>111290365
and? he humiliates his opponents over 5 round leaving no doubt about who is the best
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>>111290644
nvm but thank u for calling me based
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If he heems pootega will he be /heem/'s boy again?
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>>111290680
No problem based brit. Now go outside and lift some weigh.
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>>111290677
so this is the crotchsniffers alibi
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Name a manager who does a better job for his fighters. Pro tip: you can't.
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>>111290661
bro friggin 50 shades of blacked
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>>111290431
>80%

that's 87% you IDIOT SCOUSER
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>>111290644
ok whats the code
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>>111290728
Nothing like the first class journalism of Fox News, meng
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>>111290695
gsp rapes his opponents, no crotch sniffing going on there
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>>111290734
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>>111290688
>again
heems boy is the bess bawlxa in da ufc baybee
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>>111288566
LeBron is a nerd
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>>111290755
i want to watch till have sex. i bet he is an absolute monster in the bed
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>>111290788
monster at getting 3 fingeres rammed up his ass yes
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>>111290788
you think he replays the liverpool entrance in his head to hype himself
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anybody else from the universe where conor vs eddie happened before conor vs nate 2 and 1
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>>111290688
i never stopped liking him https://mobile.twitter.com/alexvolkanovski/status/1414062448059973637
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>>111290823
i'm from the one where he fights Nick and gets heemed
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>>111290823
i'm from the one where he gets heemed by jake paul with a left straight.
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>>111290834
>sips the shoe
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Ali looks like those aliens with the cookbook from twilight zone.
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>>111288738
Americans are braindead nigger worshippers
Our so-called prime nigger bucks lost to fucking Argentina basketball, at the fucking olympics, and half of them dont even have wikipedia pages
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>wake up
>make coffee
>goober still flushed
today is a good day
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Boys, I need help ASAP
my girl is gonna rim my asshole and I’m in bathroom shitting and about to rinse in the shower
How the fuck do I get my ass eaten in a masculine style? I’m not worried about being gay or anything. I dominate the fuck out of this bitch, that’s why she’s licking my asshole.

What position would you guys like to be rimmed in /heem/?
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We're always up in arms about "good wins" here, but what about bad losses?
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>it's another episode of /heem/ arguing that fighter they don't like is bad because they don't have a "good win"
Oh boy. So exciting.
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>>111290939
The most masculine way would be whichever way you wanted but instead you came here to ask for the opinion of others. You don't deserve to be rimmed.
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>>111288598
You from long island Coral? I'm a jew yorker too.
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>>111290939
make sure you get everything out.
washup your ass if it's an extended rimming. don't want to get comfortable and things start creeping their way down the pipe.
also you're a raging homosexual
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>>111290605
Show me a takedown Khabib has landed without the use of both his arms
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>>111290945
renan barao vs tj dillashaw
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>>111290602
Lmao this is spot on. Funny enough, Stephens isn’t lying. He does have a few massive heems, and the opponents indeed do not move
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>>111290605
Who was the guy who fought Gaethje with one arm? Was he a grappler?
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>>111290869
a refined man
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>>111290904
This bitch is weird
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>>111290246
>>111290382
Conor Mcgregor Beaten Opponents combined record:
325 - 145
Dustin Poirer Beaten Opponents combined record:
372 - 165
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>>111290994
Nick Newell.
lotta submission wins iirc
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>>111290968
khabib just released an instructional video which shows how much of his mount and straddling technique comes purely from control using his legs and hips
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>>111291013
Poirier was simulated, he doesnt even exist
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>>111291036
Show me a Khabib takedown where he doesn’t use both his arms
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>>111291048
ok so you’re retarded and have never trained got it
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>>111288651
>if you're huge you just gas like crazy.
Irrelevant. Most real fights end within 30 seconds. A minute max.
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>>111291037
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Oh my god can we please stop talmbout khashit
We get it he broke the 155lb division with his lame and undignified wrestlefuck approach that had no hope of being countered by pure-strikers, largely coming up in weight from 145
Its over and hes fucking done and fat
He got away with it, whatever
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>>111291093
what was going on in his head in tis moment
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>>111291102
Do you mean his thoughts or the damage dealt to his brain?
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>>111290945
Michael Johnson only have TWO (2) bad losses
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>>111291093
He didn't really break 155. Oliveira will probably surpass Khabib's title defense total and then people will stop with all the overhype.
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>>111291102
>this particular individual that wasn’t blessed with knockout power just slept me, meng
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>>111291128
Remake it. Moises got 10-8'd and then won with a fluke submission the next round
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>>111289968
Flushed, just like whoregay.
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bro come on youre telling me these are women
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>>111291128
Losing to Guida in 2021 should get you instantly cut tbqh
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Fighters who never lost a story? I'll start:
- Conor McGregor
- Chael Sonnen
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>>111291144
Not even the manliest females on the card b
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>>111291128
he was winning the 3rd vs Nate.
Also the Emmett loss was the most pathetic thing i've ever seen
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Even though Maia was cut I still think he would beat Masvidal again.
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>>111291175
if he could "beat" masvidal at this point I think he'd be champ
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>>111291161
He lost the story against Jon because if he survived literally one round he would’ve tko’d the goat
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>>111291013
Conor’s opponents win to loss ratio: 2.2413
Khabib’s opponents win to loss ratio:
2.5877
Poirer’s opponents win to loss ratio:
2.2545
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>>111291208
having this be an established win condition sounds like a story win to me
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>>111291061
Okay so you can’t show me a single takedown where he doesn’t use his arms gotcha
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>>111290569
decapitate his opponent
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I can't believe zoomers are going to turn mma into record fetishism like boxing
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Def. opponents record:
412 - 241
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wouldnt want my gf to rim me, i still wanna be able to kiss her afterwards
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>>111291257
Masvidal is a star for zoomers
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>>111291171
done

Michael Johnson only has ONE(1) bad loss.
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>>111291261
I’d sometimes not kiss my ex for a couple days because I knew she’s sucked other dudes dicks. Just didn’t sit right with me.
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>>111291261
Rimming is a Jewish invention, it's actually how they fertilize their eggs.
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>>111288504
Name one fighter who isn't a Can or Can crusher
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>>111290642
Let’s see it
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>>111291283
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>>111291261
What's the problem, you wouldn't lick your own asshole if you could?
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>>111291283
no
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>>111291276
At this point its a little late to have self respect anon but Im glad you've still got some fight in ya
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conor wins the rematch
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>>111288504
https://twitter.com/MikeCoppinger/status/1418022310251016192
uh oh spider bros
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>>111291310
Which one?
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>>111291311
Anderson will kill him
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>>111291317
the next one mate and the one after that
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>>111291283
DC
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_6NjYGCvcs
Stipe podcast with Jake Paul
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>>111291330
oh for sure, can't wait to listen
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>>111291310
Wouldn’t surprise me honestly. Either will be suicidal at a loss at this point
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>>111291307
Odd enough, I only felt that way cause I loved her. I’ve made out with lots of whores
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>>111291283
jones
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>>111291326
He should rematch Marcus Brimage at this point.
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>>111291283
Conor Mcgregor is the anti-can-crusher but he’s dangerously close to can-land at this point
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Who would have won
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>>111291409
>Poirer’s fluffy fists vs the walking drooling retard-ghoul who will not be put down
Pretty obvious
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>>111291409
Nate round 4
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what is this? oh no...a heemed person u_u
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>>111291409
Dustin takes an easy decision.
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>>111291409
During the time of this photo Nate, unironically
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>>111291445
Yeah, right on the ground in front of me

*heems u*
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Post your face when Poirer never fights for the belt and instead fights Diaz and then waits for Fight 4
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>>111291506
He already ducked Diaz once
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>>111291506
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>Hi Apen, Any thoughts on your moms only fans career?
Wow. john morgan is a real one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULfe1G2TeGc
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>>111291506
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>>111291506
This would actually be based because then Olives (my boy) would be at less chance of losing the belt.
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>>111291532
misogynist bigot.
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>>111291506
:O ppv bought mr dana!
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>jon jones is still the #1 p4p
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>>111291584
leg snaps on his next fight
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>>111288504
Fuck you Khabib
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>>111291595
If this happens I will be completely 100% convinced we're in a cursed timeline
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>>111291595
>next fight
I think you'd be surprised
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>>111291621
jon heem snappys his leg has a mental breakdown and becomes a tranny
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>>111291598
kek
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>>111291167
>>111291144
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>>111288504
Soon bros
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*heems you so bad you have to spend a night in the hospital for precaution*
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>People on tw*tter rating Volk below Max and Baldo despite beating both
When did you realise you share a sport with absolute bottom-dwelling retards heem?
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Do gay guys watch mma and jerk off?
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>>111291506
Post YFW Poirier gets simulated in the 24th minute of the fight against Diaz
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>>111291584
You’ll see why when he breaks Ngannou’s ribs first round and then TKOs him
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>>111291696
max wins the quintology
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How do you think it feels to be the inferior heemer among your siblings? For example Reem's brother Valentijn, or Patricio Pitbull's brother Patricky.
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>>111291716
ask Fedor
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>>111291506
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>>111291696
Aldo was well past his prime. Volk won't be better than Aldo until after he's surpassed his number of title defenses.
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>>111291696
When Islam was ranked #5 for a win streak any other Top 10 fighter could have
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>>111291696
holloway gets robbed again in the quadrology but eventually heems volkan at the end of the dodecology
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Jon Jones is not fighting top competition ever again. He's gonna box Bernard Hopkins and do other freak matches for easy money.
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Prime Gooby vs Prime Volk
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>>111291716
This made me realise Reem doesn’t have any tattoos. Based natty king
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Prime Ai Shinozaki vs Prime Faye Reagan
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>>111289602
Did he had some show on a gay/women's channel? It's like a panel of some sort, all women except for Scherb? Like he's the selling point of the show. "Look at this dude, he's a cage fighter, but he knows girly shit." Kind of deal.
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>>111291762
Volk unironically pitter patters Gooby with leg kicks and takedowns and gets the unanimous decision.
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>>111289567
oh what a beutyful day it is
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>>111291696
Prime Aldo unironically the best FW ever followed by Max. Even Conor is above Volk.
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>>111291756
Jones would never do something that posed that much risk of him losing.
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>>111291697
probably i showed a female friend of mine a fight that ended in a rnc where the fighter got put to sleep and she said it turned her on and she wanted to know what it felt like she also said bjj is exceptionally gay and sexual
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>>111291841
For a second I thought you ranked two guys above someone they both lost to
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>>111291876
*Above two people they both lost to
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bf sent me this song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_v41kAb3osI
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>>111288504
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>>111291899
How long until you’re absolutely blitzed out of your mind b?
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>>111291876
GSP lost to Matt Sera, is Sera better? Silva lost to Bisping, is Bisping better? Also Max was robbed.
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>>111291930
>Max was robbed
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>>111291925
blame the game, not the player.

update: i'm a islam chad now. why? guy is winning, ok?
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>>111291697
yes
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Holloway is 2-3 in last 5
it's over
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death to all ugly wmma fighters
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>>111292018
He’s getting a free win next dw b
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>>111291988
That seems out of character for you, are you feeling alright? Have a drink
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>>111292018
Holloway said he didn’t want to rematch Mcgregor cause he’d feel he’s kicking a dog. Actual meaning: I don’t want the final nail in my coffin from a guy whose ranked 9
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Trips and conor dies in 2024
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>>111292052
based baustella yugo
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Prime Max beats prime gooby. Current Max beats current gooby. Simple as.
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>>111292120
Has Max even hit his athletic prime or did he go too hard too early into his career and will be flushed soon?
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Current Max Holloway is Conor's nightmare matchup because he's just Diaz but good.
>unheemable
>constant pressure
>unending cardio
Gooby would drown.
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>>111292052
Volk 5 2 4
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>>111292146
people think he sounds retarded because he's cted up but it's actually because a crack baby, he's got a lot of gas left in the tank imo
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>>111292146
Possibly heemed his full potential with injuries/mileage, he’s still only 29 though so if he hasn’t peaked yet that’s a scary thought.
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>>111292186
Gooby dived for the crotch vs baby max, he has always been afraid of the god of cardio
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>>111292186
Lol holloway is a pencil-dicked can with the reach of a flyweight
Godnor will actually kill him
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>>111292208
He was injured
Its scary to think how good godnor is because he fights injured every single time like a war machine
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>>111292018
i wish the ufc was a little more willing to feed the top fighters cans for entertainment, would love to watch holloway simulate guys like stephens 4x a year

too bad dana is a big kike
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When is Jon Jones fighting
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my killer islam will bore his way to the title....in lets say..2024 i guess
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>>111292241
>Gooby finished by Dustin twice
>Max only finished by Dustin once
Hmmm
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>b-b-but his reach!
cope levels off the charts
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Holloways pencil dick is the saddest thing ive ever seen
You just know hes so angry volk has a monster gog
I can just tell by looking at volk he has a massive chode that destroys the clit with every thrust
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>>111292304
fuck off crypto dustcel, dustfag never heemed max and conor breaking his leg is not a finish for dustlet
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gooby has exactly 0 (ZERO) paths to victory against max holloway
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Just fucked a girl and she said she didn't want to ride me because my dick was too big. Should I take this as a compliment or was she being a lazy bitch?
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gooby can't level change to save his life
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>>111292297
The fight with Moises was pretty entertaining desu.
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>>111292345
try girls older than 10y
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Anyone here talk to schaub ever?
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>>111292345
All women are lazy but it’s strange how common “big dick problems” most girls struggle with 6.5 inches or above.
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>>111292319
Dustshit was literally dropped in that fight
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>>111292353
boy him NOW. he is the future, b.
if you dont, he might tickle you until you tap
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Holloway is the realest in the sport. Zero reach advantage ever, zero power advantage ever, so he steps in to the pocket and wails on his opponent until they break.
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>>111292345
This isn't mma related.
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>>111292402
Based real one criteria understander
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>>111292404
This isn't mma related.
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islam vs beneil
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>>111292429
It has "mma" in the post dumabass
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Olivera is like Canboy but better at everything
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>>111292436
don't know why people are calling for this, it has a lot of potential to be a grappling snoozefest

the only way it's kino is if beneil defends the takedowns and whoops islam's ass on the feet
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>>111292436
wait...why ben? thats way to early. how about cerrone next year?
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>>111292462
>zero head movement ever
>quits easily
>decent jitz
I see it.
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>>111292468
takes care of one of the crotchsniffers, islam would actually be fighting someone ranked above him, and if he crotchsniffs a top 5 striker everyone will hate him which doesn't bode well for their project's likability. its kind of a no brainer
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Okay /heem/, post your dick measurements and your favorite fighter.
>6 in. length/ 6 in. girth
>BJ Penn
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islam vs gillespie
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>>111292508
3in length/2 in girth
Conor McGregor & Tony Ferguson
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>>111292499
>takes care of one of the crotchsniffers
That's not how UFC rankings work. If Dariush lost he'd fall one or two places to 4th or 5th, and if Islam lost his ranking might not even change.
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>>111292469
Dana wants Dariush out of the title race because he doesn't sell PPVs
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>>111292508
Never measured
Korean zombie
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>>111292508
>4 inch length/ 8 inch girth
>Michael Chandler
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>>111292508
6.5/7
Alexey Oleynik
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>>111292539
why did you take it to mean getting gadooshed out of the rankings? kinda retarded. taking care of as in getting put on the back burner for a while, not getting shots at the golden boys of lw. islam vs beneil makes a ton of sense
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>>111292515
wait waaaait....my man needs a break anyway. 2023 we can talk about next opponents
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>>111292545
trying to eliminate two dimeless shitters with one stone
imagine it actually ends up being a fucking war and benny stands his ground, might actually promote him to my #1 boy of all time
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>>111292545
dariush is the world case scenario for the ufc because he's a christian who won't even attract oil prince money from abroad the way the brazzas do
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>>111292564
Oh, these are both length (6.5-7). I have no idea what my girth is. Seems normal, though.
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>>111292574
umm akshully that's not how UFC rankings work. If Dariush lost he'd fall one or two places to 4th or 5th, and if Islam lost his ranking might not even change.
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>>111292545
dana is an evil pumpkin head. ben fights are exiting. give him the opponents
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>>111292515
Gillespie got asked about fighting Islam and ducked on the spot. He said he was too dangerous relative to his ranking, although maybe that has changed now.
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>>111292593
ya seethe much?
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>>111292508
6×5 banana-curved
Colbeast
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>>111292616
i accept your compression.
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>>111292637
>>111292637
>>111292637
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>>111292545
Islam looks like a kid who would stab you with pencils in school



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