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what the fuck happened here
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Women from a poor country with infrastructure lost to first world women who have been given everything on a silver platter and are no doubt cocky as fuck right now and arrogant otherwise
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Goals. A lot seems like
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nice photoshop faggot
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>>111273482
>women's football
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>>111273502
but how does a nation that bad even qualify for the final stages of the olympics?
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>>111273567
Womens football is a joke mate, whenever a sport is this shit you regularly see high schoring games like this with massive skill differences because the game isnt "solved" so to speak
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The only thing we can take from this match is that Pelova is quite a qt with big milkers.
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>>111273482
Womeme's football is such a joke is not even funny
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>>111273629
>Pelova is studying Applied Mathematics at Delft University of Technology.
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>>111273482
ideal dutch total football score. cruijff would be proud
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>Honey, can you help me finance my breast reduction surgery so I can take my football game to the next level?
How do you respond, /sp/?
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>>111273482
The funniest thing about this is that the Zambian striker scored a hattrick and they still lost by 7 goals
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Most of the goals were an utter embarrassment, Zambia's defenders were all over the fucking shop

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/olympics/57919835
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>>111273482
>taking 3 goals from Zambia
it's over for the kankermongoolands
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how the hell did zambia score 3?? netherland women's worst result in history was conceding 4 in the 70s.
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>>111273482
>score 10
> let in 3
Women's football is such a meme
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>>111273964
Whenever Zambia actually managed to get the ball into the Dutch side, the Dutch keeper choked
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Women got out of the kitchen
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>train only on longshots and defending
>neglect everything else
i just solved women football lads
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>>111273762
I assume she’s asking me this while crushing my head with her giant thighs so I no choice but to respond

>y-yes dear…
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>>111273737
I would apply some mathematics to her breasts if you know what I am saying.
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>>111274027
The Netherlands keeper is complete dogshit, she might have been drunk or something. Maybe women are just THAT bad at keeping though, idk.
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>>111274533
>Shorter
>Worse reaction time
>Worse hand eye coordination
Women are genetically not made for goalkeeping.
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2-0 PSV, Israeli with a brace. Turks on suicide watch.
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ok this Dutch-Russian maths genius football girl is now my wife
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>>111273851
Brazil Thrash China on the bbc
But Netherlands only "beat" Zambia
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>>111277450

* Dutch-Russian maths genius big booba football girl
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>>111273502
fpbp
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>>111274533
The goalposts are ridiculously oversized for the average goalie. It makes for more interesting scores though so I don't think it should be made smaller.
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>gee i wonder how they scored 10 goals
the fact one (1) sheboon scored a hattrick against us should be the sole talking point of this game
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>>111277569
>female sweeper keepers
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>>111277666
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>>111277666
>>111277750
vicious brutes. Did they get a red card?
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>>111273502
fpbp, absolutely based post, fuck Dutch tall chubby and snobby Dutch 'female' beasts
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>>111277569
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>>111277750
What? Why?
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>>111273482
Zambian goalkeeper probably put everything she had on conceding 10 goals. Just look at this goal that she conceded. She wasn't even trying to save it.
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>>111274484
+1
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>>111277907
surely that first pass was offside?
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>>111277569
wait was she really trying to get that with her hands?

what?
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>>111273737
你就了知道
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>>111277907
what the fuck
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>>111273629
cute piggy
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>>111277666
>>111277750
high school soccer.... SOVL
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>>111277569
kek women are a meme
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>>111277983
looked like a lot of the through balls were offside to me
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first time watching w*men's football? it will be your last
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>>111273502
quintessentially swedish apologist post
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>>111278717
this happened to me when i was 10 while playing defense after being keeper for like a year.
trainer told me that he wouldn't let me play at the next tournament if i did that again. needless to say, i didn't
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>>111277750
>that offsides call
XD
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>>111277907
> the state of women's soccer
bros
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>>111278911
jesus
i wouldn't even celebrate after witnessing that, just from second hand embarrassment
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>>111273482
Stop breaking bucks. Save lives.
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Fat lesbos play a male game

Worst of all, the goalkeepers. No jump, no known rules and random killings for no reason.

Nigger females that take the ball with their hands, while not being GK

Utter chokescenes, it's embarassing

Why are these failed cooks leaving the kitchen?
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>>111278911
why are they both allowed to play in white?
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ONE [1] webm is good, but

after the 2nd you get that sore feeling of being part of a chokefest, something out of a jewish B-Movie

There's so much missing and complete illogical moves that makes me sad after a few views.
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>>111273851
LMAO SOMEONE POST THE SECOND GOAL
Zambia keeper doesn't give a fuck
There is no Zambia defence anywhere on any of these goals
>>111273567
They genuinely won the CAF qualifying phase somehow. Imagine how bad Zimbabwe are.
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>>111273762
https://youtu.be/y0QbXfvbjFk?t=13
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>>111279086
where's ma nigga chad?
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>>111279195
nvm i see em, got decked by algeria shieeet
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>>111279086
This is absurd
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>>111273502
we have a league and we still lose to japan 6-0, women suck at sports
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>>111273482
White privilege
The Zambia team probably consists in rose bearers, Akeem bath helpers, the royal wipers and kitchen staff
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>>111278858
that was for receiveing only 10 goals?
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>>111278717
mano negra!!!
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>>111277907
>>111277569
oh boy sure these women deserve to be paid the same of messi and ronaldo
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>>111278858
at least the kit is kino
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>>111277569
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>111278858

Sterling is unironically more feminine then most of them....
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>>111278717
NO ERA
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>>111277569
jesus christ, its like every single womens football game contains at least several moments that could end up in some football fails compilation on youtube
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>>111277569
>>111273482

How can you not hate women serious question
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>>111273482
don't care since they would lose for any U13 child team
women's football is just a meme

>pic related: women's team lost (2x0) to Bangu U15 (Bangu is a club from Brasileirão Série D - the worst national league)
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>>111280787
forgot the pic:
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>>111278858
wtf are they doing?
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>>111280856
hair voodoo
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>>111277666
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>>111280586
HAHAHA
You pathetic misogynist losers. That happens to man too but your hate for women make you insecure ... losers!
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>>111277569
The Olympics will give us so many webms.
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>>111281162
Did the keeper have a seizure? What is he doing
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>>111281162
This happened because of a dissalowed goal or something though if I remember correctly.
But you have a point otherwise, I remember the vid of women's apehoop forgetting what basked they were supposed to shoot at and then seeing a vid of men doing exactly the same.
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>>111281162
sure, frog:

men's football - happens only with shit tier clubs and it's not a common thing.

female's football - happens every game, even with the national teams.
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>>111277569
>>111277666
>>111277750
>>111277907
>>111278537
>>111278619
>>111278787
>>111278911
Literally why can't women learn how to be GKs? I understand that women are smaller and they can't cover as much of the goal but they're fluffing backpasses on the regular, fail to clear through balls, murder opposing forwards and don't react to easy to reach balls. Literally what is going on? The games would be semi-watchable if they just became semi-competent in goal.
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>>111277750
Eveyrthing about this, shes not even offside and then the full send. Holy Based
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who cares
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SMALLER GOALS
SMALLER BALL
SMALLER PITCH
WOMEN'S FOOTBALL HAS NOW BEEN FIXED
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>>111281335
This.
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>>111281312
They're more funny when they mess up though, if every game is this bad i might actually start watching
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>>111281162
>let me reach far into the past to find one blooper and equate it with the womens game where it happens every 30 minutes of play at the highest level
lol hope your dyke political allies are actually paying you for this faggot
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>>111273482
If the USA women lost by multiple goals to FC Dallas U15s, how young would the boys have to be before the Zambian women would win?
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>ITT: toxic masculinity

Sorry about your microdicks, """""men""""".
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>>111281881
Just laugh at women like a normal person
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>>111277569
wow
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>>111281312
I think it's because goalkeeping is the most high-stress role and women just panic.
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>>111273762
I would but we're breaking up because you're obviously infertile at this point
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>>111281312
0 spatial awareness
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>>111279086
>the away goals rule robbed the world of a Cameroonian murderball sequel
Funny how quickly that entire thing was memoryholed
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Is this finally her year bros?
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>>111277569
>They want equal pay
>Asks why not as many watch them
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women ''''''''''''sports'''''''''''''''''''''
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>>111273851
That's literally unbelievable. By the time it starts becoming the keeper's fault you can't even blame her for having given up.
Non-region locked version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsCUcQp36w
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>>111285128
>is region locked
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>>111277907
>that fucking scoop cross when she had an open net
literally what the actual fuck was she thinking???
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>>111273482
Women.
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>>111273567
They try to make sure every continent is represented in each sport, the same reason Italy are playing Softball right now.
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Female Goalkeepers are the worst for a reason. If you're an athletic tall women you're obviously going to play volleyball or basketball. Why can't them bring some 6ft mid-tier volleyball/basketball to play as goalkeeper on the Olympics/World Cup? Would the transition from volley/basket be too hard?
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>>111273517
>17
>tf
>Goals. A lot seems like
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Why don't other countries have good programs for womens sports?
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>>111285128
region locked
why is it so hard to find the highlights of these, its the fuckin olympics
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>>111286606
don't need to be tall to be an ok goalkeeper, but you need to have a brain
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>>111277907
>literally just watches the ball instead of reaching out
do women really
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>mfw the first goal
JESUS CHRIST
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>>111277889
Clean hit. Keep your head up kid
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>>111281032
https://www.vice.com/en/article/53vnd5/black-bags-blood-and-pungent-paste-south-african-soccers-muti-rituals

Probably muti? Didn't work lol, maybe except for the girl up front
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>>111277750
Got caught in the trolley tracks
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>>111277480
well china is quite good
cant say the same for zambia tho
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>>111278419
How nice of them to include the fat kid.
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>>111273502
Not sure how cocky they'll be if they conceded three goals to fucking Zambia kek
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>>111277569
Why don't teams play to their players strengths anymore? This woman should be stood in the net and they should clearly be playing deep.
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>>111279086
bracket looking like euro 2016
gifted rounds and everything
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>>111273567
Africa doens't care about women football
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>>111276543
They also struggle at keeping the ball inbounds on goal kicks.
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>>111281162
>tf
>tp
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i dont know whats weirder, conceding 10 or conceding 3 after scoring 10
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>>111277750
laughed out loud
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>>111295131
I don't think it's particularly weird that your defenders might felt safe enough to relax just a little bit with the score at 10-1



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