what the fuck happened here
Women from a poor country with infrastructure lost to first world women who have been given everything on a silver platter and are no doubt cocky as fuck right now and arrogant otherwise
Goals. A lot seems like
nice photoshop faggot
>>111273502but how does a nation that bad even qualify for the final stages of the olympics?
>>111273567Womens football is a joke mate, whenever a sport is this shit you regularly see high schoring games like this with massive skill differences because the game isnt "solved" so to speak
The only thing we can take from this match is that Pelova is quite a qt with big milkers.
>>111273482Womeme's football is such a joke is not even funny
>>111273629>Pelova is studying Applied Mathematics at Delft University of Technology.
>>111273482ideal dutch total football score. cruijff would be proud
>Honey, can you help me finance my breast reduction surgery so I can take my football game to the next level?How do you respond, /sp/?
>>111273482The funniest thing about this is that the Zambian striker scored a hattrick and they still lost by 7 goals
Most of the goals were an utter embarrassment, Zambia's defenders were all over the fucking shophttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/olympics/57919835
>>111273482>taking 3 goals from Zambia it's over for the kankermongoolands
how the hell did zambia score 3?? netherland women's worst result in history was conceding 4 in the 70s.
>>111273482>score 10> let in 3Women's football is such a meme
>>111273964Whenever Zambia actually managed to get the ball into the Dutch side, the Dutch keeper choked
Women got out of the kitchen
>train only on longshots and defending>neglect everything elsei just solved women football lads
>>111273762I assume she’s asking me this while crushing my head with her giant thighs so I no choice but to respond >y-yes dear…
>>111273737I would apply some mathematics to her breasts if you know what I am saying.
>>111274027The Netherlands keeper is complete dogshit, she might have been drunk or something. Maybe women are just THAT bad at keeping though, idk.
>>111274533>Shorter>Worse reaction time>Worse hand eye coordinationWomen are genetically not made for goalkeeping.
2-0 PSV, Israeli with a brace. Turks on suicide watch.
ok this Dutch-Russian maths genius football girl is now my wife
>>111273851Brazil Thrash China on the bbc But Netherlands only "beat" Zambia
>>111277450* Dutch-Russian maths genius big booba football girl
>>111274533The goalposts are ridiculously oversized for the average goalie. It makes for more interesting scores though so I don't think it should be made smaller.
>gee i wonder how they scored 10 goalsthe fact one (1) sheboon scored a hattrick against us should be the sole talking point of this game
>>111277569>female sweeper keepers
>>111277666>>111277750vicious brutes. Did they get a red card?
>>111273502fpbp, absolutely based post, fuck Dutch tall chubby and snobby Dutch 'female' beasts
>>111273482Zambian goalkeeper probably put everything she had on conceding 10 goals. Just look at this goal that she conceded. She wasn't even trying to save it.
>>111277907surely that first pass was offside?
>>111277569wait was she really trying to get that with her hands?what?
>>111277907what the fuck
>>111277666>>111277750high school soccer.... SOVL
>>111277569kek women are a meme
>>111277983looked like a lot of the through balls were offside to me
first time watching w*men's football? it will be your last
>>111273502quintessentially swedish apologist post
>>111278717this happened to me when i was 10 while playing defense after being keeper for like a year. trainer told me that he wouldn't let me play at the next tournament if i did that again. needless to say, i didn't
>>111277750>that offsides callXD
>>111277907> the state of women's soccerbros
>>111278911jesusi wouldn't even celebrate after witnessing that, just from second hand embarrassment
>>111273482Stop breaking bucks. Save lives.
Fat lesbos play a male gameWorst of all, the goalkeepers. No jump, no known rules and random killings for no reason.Nigger females that take the ball with their hands, while not being GKUtter chokescenes, it's embarassingWhy are these failed cooks leaving the kitchen?
>>111278911why are they both allowed to play in white?
ONE  webm is good, butafter the 2nd you get that sore feeling of being part of a chokefest, something out of a jewish B-MovieThere's so much missing and complete illogical moves that makes me sad after a few views.
>>111273851LMAO SOMEONE POST THE SECOND GOALZambia keeper doesn't give a fuckThere is no Zambia defence anywhere on any of these goals>>111273567They genuinely won the CAF qualifying phase somehow. Imagine how bad Zimbabwe are.
>>111279086where's ma nigga chad?
>>111279195nvm i see em, got decked by algeria shieeet
>>111279086This is absurd
>>111273502we have a league and we still lose to japan 6-0, women suck at sports
>>111273482White privilegeThe Zambia team probably consists in rose bearers, Akeem bath helpers, the royal wipers and kitchen staff
>>111278858that was for receiveing only 10 goals?
>>111277907>>111277569oh boy sure these women deserve to be paid the same of messi and ronaldo
>>111278858at least the kit is kino
>>111278858Sterling is unironically more feminine then most of them....
>>111277569jesus christ, its like every single womens football game contains at least several moments that could end up in some football fails compilation on youtube
>>111277569>>111273482How can you not hate women serious question
>>111273482don't care since they would lose for any U13 child teamwomen's football is just a meme>pic related: women's team lost (2x0) to Bangu U15 (Bangu is a club from Brasileirão Série D - the worst national league)
>>111280787forgot the pic:
>>111278858wtf are they doing?
>>111280856>>111277666>>111278157>>111279539>>111278957>>111280586HAHAHA You pathetic misogynist losers. That happens to man too but your hate for women make you insecure ... losers!
>>111277569The Olympics will give us so many webms.
>>111281162Did the keeper have a seizure? What is he doing
>>111281162This happened because of a dissalowed goal or something though if I remember correctly.But you have a point otherwise, I remember the vid of women's apehoop forgetting what basked they were supposed to shoot at and then seeing a vid of men doing exactly the same.
>>111281162sure, frog:men's football - happens only with shit tier clubs and it's not a common thing.female's football - happens every game, even with the national teams.
>>111277569>>111277666>>111277750>>111277907>>111278537>>111278619>>111278787>>111278911Literally why can't women learn how to be GKs? I understand that women are smaller and they can't cover as much of the goal but they're fluffing backpasses on the regular, fail to clear through balls, murder opposing forwards and don't react to easy to reach balls. Literally what is going on? The games would be semi-watchable if they just became semi-competent in goal.
>>111277750Eveyrthing about this, shes not even offside and then the full send. Holy Based
SMALLER GOALSSMALLER BALLSMALLER PITCHWOMEN'S FOOTBALL HAS NOW BEEN FIXED
>>111281312They're more funny when they mess up though, if every game is this bad i might actually start watching
>>111281162>let me reach far into the past to find one blooper and equate it with the womens game where it happens every 30 minutes of play at the highest levellol hope your dyke political allies are actually paying you for this faggot
>>111273482If the USA women lost by multiple goals to FC Dallas U15s, how young would the boys have to be before the Zambian women would win?
>ITT: toxic masculinitySorry about your microdicks, """""men""""".
>>111281881Just laugh at women like a normal person
>>111281312I think it's because goalkeeping is the most high-stress role and women just panic.
>>111273762I would but we're breaking up because you're obviously infertile at this point
>>1112813120 spatial awareness
>>111279086>the away goals rule robbed the world of a Cameroonian murderball sequelFunny how quickly that entire thing was memoryholed
Is this finally her year bros?
>>111277569>They want equal pay>Asks why not as many watch them
>>111273851That's literally unbelievable. By the time it starts becoming the keeper's fault you can't even blame her for having given up.Non-region locked version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsCUcQp36w
>>111285128>is region locked
>>111277907>that fucking scoop cross when she had an open netliterally what the actual fuck was she thinking???
>>111273567They try to make sure every continent is represented in each sport, the same reason Italy are playing Softball right now.
Female Goalkeepers are the worst for a reason. If you're an athletic tall women you're obviously going to play volleyball or basketball. Why can't them bring some 6ft mid-tier volleyball/basketball to play as goalkeeper on the Olympics/World Cup? Would the transition from volley/basket be too hard?
>>111273517>17>tf>Goals. A lot seems likeOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Why don't other countries have good programs for womens sports?
>>111285128region lockedwhy is it so hard to find the highlights of these, its the fuckin olympics
>>111286606don't need to be tall to be an ok goalkeeper, but you need to have a brain
>>111277907>literally just watches the ball instead of reaching outdo women really
>mfw the first goalJESUS CHRIST
>>111277889Clean hit. Keep your head up kid
>>111281032https://www.vice.com/en/article/53vnd5/black-bags-blood-and-pungent-paste-south-african-soccers-muti-ritualsProbably muti? Didn't work lol, maybe except for the girl up front
>>111277750Got caught in the trolley tracks
>>111277480well china is quite good cant say the same for zambia tho
>>111278419How nice of them to include the fat kid.
>>111273502Not sure how cocky they'll be if they conceded three goals to fucking Zambia kek
>>111277569Why don't teams play to their players strengths anymore? This woman should be stood in the net and they should clearly be playing deep.
>>111279086bracket looking like euro 2016gifted rounds and everything
>>111273567Africa doens't care about women football
>>111276543They also struggle at keeping the ball inbounds on goal kicks.
i dont know whats weirder, conceding 10 or conceding 3 after scoring 10
>>111277750laughed out loud
>>111295131I don't think it's particularly weird that your defenders might felt safe enough to relax just a little bit with the score at 10-1