zoomers editionOrder of Play: https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-playScore: www.flashscore.com/tennisStreams links (may not all work):http://freestreams-live1.com/tennis-live-stream1/http://freestreams-live1.xyz/t-channel-1/sportsbay.org/sports/tennishttp://yrsprts.stream/live?v=tennisplusjokerlivestream.netlive-tennis.stream/free-matches-online-6Previous: >>109210889
Tsitsipas in 3
Zverev is horrible and deserves to lose his license
Germany v Greece Two of the most hated countries in Europe.Whoever wins we, /sp/, loses
just remove the zoomies from the court and call the big guys
They are kinda lanklets
debts are being paid
it’s not over yettrust the process2 more weeksdon’t worry Zverevbros
Why does tit only use one hand for backhand?
>ball lands in the stands
>>109234012Both 6ft5+ but Zverev is the lanklet
Tsitsipas' booty is bigger than Thiem's in 2021
>>109234044Because he is based.
Is Tsitsipas clay 2021 version better than Thiem's 2018-19 one
>>109234052and they sam AOT has shitty walking animations
>nobody wants to watch a robot play tennis... do they?
>>109234092Robots are cool.
>Not even in WTA doubles top 100>Alredy on semisAre Podoroska and Begu gonna surporise everyone and do one of the bigget upsets in te history of this tournament
>>109234058Drinking gin early today for the semis?
>>109234107nobody cares about doubles
ITT:/sp/ rates my cat
>>109234044he fell for the meme
>>109234118clean tis eyes or 1/10
>>109234092Based /r9k/ poster >>109234101
>>109234004>Germany>Greece It's full Russian vs. half Russian
>>109234118Can’t hate serbiabro, I find you a bit more likable now. Cutie/10
>>109234109Nah I'm not gonna drink tonight. Want to enjoy the weekend
>>10923411810/10 *ps ps ps*
How do you pronounce tsitsipas?
ball bashing fraud getting exposed
Is this normal for Zverev to hit the ball in the stands?
It’s 6 AM and I’ve drank 2 bottles of vodka
Neither zoomer is beating the bald Spaniard
I told you Memerev has never beaten a top 10 player in a slam. He had a cakewalk draw
Zverev’s shit forehand falling apart as expected
>>109234191That’s the sports spirit!
Is Tsitsipas actually good, or will Nadal just absolutely destroy him in 3 sets no competition?
>>109234118dubs/10Now show him chasing mice
>>109234191Get a job
>>109234191How you still typing
teet sigh paws
>>109234243He's good but Nadal is still the massive favourite if they meet in the final. Their match in Barcelona was close.
ground control to major roidal... commencing countdown novak's gassing you in 3!!!!!!! THIS IS MAJOR SERB TO UNCLE TONY, THE MAGIC JUICES AREN'T ENOUGH! and the roid mans losing in the most peculiar way!!!!! and the 3-0 novak scoreline looks very different today
>>109234243To me he looks to have taken his game on clay up a notch, that espn article didn't lie.
>>109234247it's a sheand oh boy she hunts everythingmice, birds, lizards
>>109234239Alternatively, chi-chi-pas. But not really
>>109234257How many liters of gin do you go through a week?
>>109234243Second best player in the World, but Nadal is the best.I think it will be a epic Final
>>109234243He is much better than last time. We’ll see. Maybe it is the beginning of the end of the bald empire
>>109234243Nadal will crush him
>>109234250I hav onI am a transltr forr a mayor comjany >>109234251higf alcol toleramcI juse star my 3rd botle
>uuuaahhHUEAGHMy impression of Zverev's grunt
>>109234291At my worst I was drinking a liter a day. But now my typical max would be 500.
> As a young boy, he would run home from school to watch Goku in his favorite Japanese anime, Dragon Ball. CNN released an article about Nadal's childhood inspiration, and called him "the Dragon Ball of tennis" owing to his unorthodox style "from another planet".Yeah, I’m thinking BASED
knowing how Zverev feels about Stefanos, he must be seething right now
>>109234243nadal? he plays djokovic in the final
>my commentators are aussiesguess this will be a comfy one
Good point there.
>>109234379He is secretly in love with him
>>109234379Why does he seethe with Stef’s presence?
>>1092343623.5 liters week, thats still alot desu. Your NEET?
>>109234319Not gonna lie I would like the boomers to finally be replaced. It's ridiculous how dominant they are for so long. It's starting to get boring.
What happened to Zverev's serve? He served so well in QF and 1/8
>>109234425Zverev is a gay
>>109234425>>109234432he is always salty when he loses to players younger than him. he was the wonderkid when he was coming up so he can't COPE when someone else is in the limelighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnXYXSDUFY4
might go downstairs and watch on the big screen, maybe put a pizza in the oven and have a few midnight beers
man this is even more one-sided than i'd imaginedTsitissisi is destroying the german and i think Tsitsi is overrated by the critics. Imagine how awful Zverevvervvver is.
>>109234447Technically no. I have no responsibilities though.
another double fault?my god :(
Both playing shit so far.
Does Zverec have the hardest hitting serve ever?
>>109234497>Technically noare you just an employee on paper for your dad or something
>>109234473Throw a huntsman on the barbie
What was the meaning behind djoker's "celebration" after the qf win?
>>109234471This. Last year when he lost to Sinner he just blamed his high fever and never gave him credit
The commentator comparing Zverev serving to handicap player's serving cracks me the fuck up.
what a boring match
>>109234463i doubt someone that tall would be gay
why the fuck is the crowd allowed today?the virus sleeps in the jungle at night?lmao frenchies are retarded
>>109234552He was "releasing tension" from the match. That's what he said in the presser
i'm 201cm tall and mildly gay
>>109234529For me, it’s Ivo Karlović
the commentator is insulting Zverev kek
>>109234558yeah, I thought I typed that in my post but that was the other example I was thinking of
>>109234552He was sending a message to Rafa.
is there a reason this aussies refuses to (you) me when he clearly is replying to my posts?Is this some autism i dont know of yet?
Zoomeritis kicking in
not a fan of the Germans
>>109234599I’m 230 cm tall and gaydo you want to date
>screamed something in russianwhat? are my commentators drunk?
A set done in only 30 minutes kek
GOD those Tsitsi fist gestures are so cringeewwww.....
>>109234645Here (you) go
I am Greek
>230cm tall and gaywhat do you take me for a poofta? 230cm tall you can't be a feminine trap @109234645 its normal to not you people in slow threads freshie
>tfw I switched to the 9now stream>tfw now I'm ahead of most of the thread instead of being 1 minute behind as usualwas getting SICK of the spoilers 2bh
>>109234694and tall? and gay?
Tony Parker and Alize Lim are in Tsi's box?
Tsitsipas is the LFC of tennissame fucking overblown fake emotions and celebrationsit's so tiresome and egotistical and unsportsmanlike
>>109234676yea, didn't hear russian at all there
>>109234738looks like it
ahahhaahah that was a good post, anon!
I am 169 cm tall and straight
>>109234703Is 9Now Channel 9 Wide World of Sports? Were you watching on Stan before?
>>109234774>Is 9Now Channel 9 Wide World of Sports?yes>Were you watching on Stan before?no. I was watching on a pirated stream
>>109234744Cчacтливых Гoлoдных игp cyки
>>109234769we can date I’m female (male) and want an Indian boyfriend
PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO
>>109234703Whoah, Zevrev drops his racket and walks out of the court
>>109234806Check your dm ;)
Zverevbros, he’s coming back.I told you he’d win.
ok i've decidedi'm against the greek but not for the russian
>>109234806>I’m female (male)no, you aren't female and will never be
Zverev much quicker on running the net nowWe've got a match on our hands!
>>109234703the bet365 animations are about 5 seconds ahead of 9HD regional and it's unbearable.
الله يساعد ديوكوفيتش على الفوز على رويدال اليوم
It’s a bit peculiar that both men are wearing purple shorts.
Why zverev is so unlikable?
No, I want this to be a 3 setter
>>109234878It’s a joke kek
>>109234895>7-1thats why you hate him
>>109234857It's not a Sascha choke if it happens early. Zverev always supplies the slow burn
Time to pay denbts peepeepas
>>109234886>bet365they've even got streams but the quality is poor. I only use those when I can't find a stream anywhere else
>>109234894I like the tall gay one in purple pants.
This may be the worst-quality semifinal of a major I've ever seen
Is this her occupation now that she went like 7 years straight with RG wildcards without winning a match
>>109234888KEK'd and checked
Tsitsipas is just going to break back, just watch
Yep. Any one of them will get straight-setted in the final.
Oh no greekbros!!!!!!
does tsipas have lordosis? His butt is always a bit up and his back arched.
for me, it's Mark-Kevin Goellner, you bunch of casuals.
please stop (you)ing people.It makes them uncomfortable
>>109234980No he's just gay
>>109234973don't do it!
>>109234954Who is that?
>>109234941Yes either zoomer will be embarrassed in ze final
how do you say come the fuck on in German?i'll just D'vai D'vai meanwhile
>>109234973aww poor kitty
>>109234941>you now remember the monfils-djoko USO 2016 SF
>>109234888>>109234955Same donkey fucket
>>109234980No his ass is just built like a shelf
>>109235001aacccchhh kommst nu mir ess wassen dur himmeeeeeeelll
>>109235018I mean yeah that was low quality but it was also just... strange. bizarre
greek bros translate?
>>109234954Is she dating Tzitzi?
Greek status: broken
Everyone still Greek?
>>109235078No I’m German now.
>>109235054no but I am dating UR MOM
>he'll break backHahahahahahahahahah
good that channel 9 put ads on so I miss this whole interaction
>>109235078I am Greek
any streams in french? I don't wanna watch it in English. >>109235001LOS [add german insult]
>>109235140I'm sorry you are not too
>>109235124i fucked an escort from your country once, she kept calling me a handsome boy and asked why I'm paying for it
>>109235173I'm sorry you are not too
Wtf I can't stop getting dubs help
>>109235155it has happened to me as well, I don't know how to answer. What did you day?
>that random alarm going off every 5 minuteskek what the fuck
I have 4 wives
This nose whistle on T+...
>>109235188what alarm? are you hearing things?
What's with slavoids and gold chains?
>>109235188>>109235202Kek thought it was mine
>>109235188i thought I was going insane, glaf you hear it too
>>109235184i assume you mean pay, it was too long ago for me to remember now, maybe 6-7 years ago when I was young but it wasn't super overpriced, she was very hot though, petite and kind, seemed genuine and was a nice experience, she let me stay past my time cuddling a bit too which makes me think she must've been more genuine because once the clock finishes they usually want you gone
Are abos really Greek?
>>109235223>off by 1
this is not going to be in straight sets, will it
Can’t bear to watch
>>109235202there's an iphone alarm clock going off in the crowd constantly,, i have headphones on so its easy to hear >>109235231kek
Le forehand into the net man
>>109235265>there's an iphone alarm clock going off in the crowd constantly,, i have headphones on so its easy to hearI thought it was my housemate's kek
>>109235262that would be boring, unless you've got money riding on one of them
Now THIS is the Sascha we know
>>109235114He just did
I am Greek again
>>109235283I just want to watch djoko and nadal before the euros start
>>109235284He has literally no chin
Tsitsipas has hit ONE winner, an aceThis is the shittest match I've ever seen
>>109235233I mispelled, I meant "say", like what did you reply to the question. Yeah, same with me, I guess we're not ugly after all, we just lack of game. At least that's my case.
We are BACK Hellasbros
>>109235301>eurosshit forgot that started today, just dual monitor it.
>>109235287Sure abo now was when you're talking about
>>109235292kek, me too
imagine caring for football lmao i'm lmaoing at you... you lame customer
PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO
>HO HO HO THAT'S A MATCH POINTwhat did he mean by that?
>>109235325>just dual monitor itI only have 2 monitors and one has to be a designated shitposting machine
>this is peak male physique
>>109235339i want you to conclude the transaction, apu.
we're back socratesbros
>>109235301>before the euros startI hope the banter is half as good as in France 2016.
The beginning of the end for our german friend
>>109235339*crickets* >>109235352I see, quite the dilemma.
>>109235314kek i think so too, i was a virgin until like 18, i am 27 now and been in a relationship for 3 years / live with my partner so I think I was just very lacking of confidence when I was younger
Zverev can only come to the net to shake handsEDIT: thanks for the upvotes friends
>>109235313I’ve seen worse.
can someone make a good post? haven't seen one in a while
>>109235284The most ugly player, him or Novak
>WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH>NUGHHHHHHHHHHHHPO PO PO PO PO >ole!>WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>literal challenger-tier tennisEither of these guys playing like this would get oblitrated by Nadal/Djokovic
>>109235373>, i was a virgin until like 18Haha what a loser
I'm not gay but I'd really like to watch these two having sweaty butt sex in the middle of the court.
>>109235413It's like I'm really there!
>>109235436the mask is doing her a huge favour
>ANOTHER BREAK INC.
FUCK ABOSFUCK NIGGERSFUCK GREEKSFUCK SLAVSFUCK GERMANSFUCK SERBSFUCK SPANIARDSFUCK MCENROE BROS
Good ol zverev losing again
>>109235373glad to hear you made it. I'm still in the quest
>>109235470thats not posh, abo. Thats middle class.
Tsitsi is stepping it up
some really nice points from tsitsi
>they know their tennis in this neck of the woodsno they fucking don't
Beautiful tennis from a beautiful manTennis is BACK and it's Greeker than ever
Tsitsipas is so much better than Zverev lmao. Zverev must be SEETHING kek
>>109235463He's a chad though
any alfbros in, painfully sober and so bored
I’m sober too but I’m about to take some Ritalin and codeine, discount speedballing
I wonder what it’s like being in the stands of this game
>>109235436i want to dropkick that thingwhat a retarded human being without any sense of class or propriety ridiculous how bad the white women are
im gonna need you people to stop (you)ing..theres only a few of you remaining, but please. it ruins the atmosphere.
zverevbros .... what went wrong ......
Zverev plays too erratic and moonballs. Tsitsipas is the better player.
>>109235554she fucks her brothers too, sad! No family values
>>109235556How did you know
zverev is fucking shit. He's worse than usual even. My god, he's got such a great foundation but he's a mental fucking dwarf.
>109235555fuck you retard, wasting quads
>>109235556the Serbian is a magician.
>>109235551I really wanna attend RG some day. maybe Paris 2024
Zverev has 0 game IQ
>>109235487lolno, that's posh afeverything is crazy expensive at roland garros
>>109235551the clapping has to be fake, no one can be enjoying this femboy tennis.
>>109235580Zverev got BOGGED
>>109235577brother and dog ;)
>>109235589>Australia won't still be on lockdown in 2024
zverevbros... I don't feel so good...
>>109235618I am Greek
>>109235618Australia is in lockdown?
>>109235581His tennis IQ isnt great either
>tfw 21>tfw had 5 gfs>tfw still a virgin
>>109235487Give us a break, we don't have Baroque palaces or Ludwig castles like you
>(1) vs (3) in the semisThis is just retarded. It should always be (1) vs (4) and (2) vs (3)
>>109235633Every other week yes.
>>109235589I want to attend one day too, I’d also love to attend a game at Wimbledon>>109235608Yeah this match is mehThe women’s matches were way better
>>109235640wtf I'm prettier than him why can't I dryhump giorgi instead?
>>109235502Best point of the tournament
>>109235640You just know
the towel basket cam is genius
>>109235642based peaked in primary school chad
Zverev looked really strong for three and a half games there at the start of this set.
>>109235665yes, Wimbledon too. I think hard court is just soulless and clay is the most soulful. it looks so kino. I wanna spend 2 weeks just at RG. wish I were a billionaire so I didn't have to work
Not like this, Zverchads...
>>109235470Pleb nouveau rich
>>109235659What? I haven’t been in lockdown once this entire pandemic, practically zero cases and any there is in my state is immediately quarantined, no outbreaks I haven’t seen a single person wear a mask either. Melbourne is a small shithole and the capital of gay sex that can go and get nuclear holocausted for all I care, fuck that shithole
Stefanos "Always Berserk Mode" Tsitsipas
Seen this few times, Tsitsipas changing racquets once, then immediately changing again.
>>109235684I didn't get my first still year 7
zverev is a male wozniacki, he should never win against a good player having a good day
>>109235719she totally does not look like a gold digger
>misses open courtKek
Why is Sasha such a mental midget?
this game is so bad, I’m turning it off.
This match is genuinely fucking terrible.
>>109235728So why isn't nick competing if everything back to normal for y'all? Mental illness?
Why the fuck did i start watching this. Zverev is so god damn infuriating. why do i automatically root for germans when we are a nation of cucks.
The ball was about to go out but Zverev decides to hit it in mid-air anyway and hits its flat and fast and it’s an OUT
oh my days
fuck zverev, man, miles...
>people paid money to watch this
>>109235791because he rather LARP about being an nba player and play COD at home, un ironically. All our other players are playing they just suck bar de minaur on occasion (and farty)
>>109235786>>109235789maybe next time, Zverefans
>>109235719She's still no match to perfection that he almost killed :/
This guy is an idiot
>>109235834they paid for Nadal and djoko
>>109235791he is suffering from mental health
>>109235809But his Russian
>>109235789Zverev is bringing down the quality single-handedly
>losing 6 games in a rowlmao just lmao
Women's semis were so much better
and WALLAH, just like that winning in three
zverev in shambles
>from 3-0 to 3-6lmao
>people here were telling me zverev will be one of the best players in the worldlol why are /sp/ fans fucking clueless when it comes to sports? 99% of you talk absolute nonsense and 1% recite what you see experts say on twitter
>>109235839I want Tsitsipas to win, but this is something else
>>109235820Indeed It was clearly going out why did he hit it
>>109235842Don't believe it. I have no doubt he's an asshole but idk about violence
>>109235791He has a new job as host of Aus Ninja Warrior. Not even joking
lads it's so hard to be both a fedfag and a zverfag hold me pls
>>109235903why would she lie?
>>109235874Barbora vs Maria was kino, fun game, this is the opposite.>>109235891I haven’t seen anyone say that kek
>>109235847why do tennis players think this is acceptable behaviour?
what the fuck is the russian retard doing reeee
At least the cricket's on.
>>109235891Zverev reaches his 100% peak for 10 hours per year, where he looks like he naturally belongs into the group of GOAT's. The rest is choking.>>109235864speaks german, was born in germany. Looks german. German to me.
>>109235857*Mumbles in mental illness*
>about to be 0-10 against the top 10lmao just lmao
>>109235920women were born to lie. that's how they survive unironically in a world naturally dominated my males.
>>109235900He put money on the greek
There are 3 things that are infinite: the universe, human stupidity and the number of times eurosport has shown nadal being a nonce
Zverev just entered the top of the quarter finals/semis padding players, you could say his name might be easily be next to the one of Bautista Agut and David Goffin, the sub-big three
Ok, Zverev is literally playing like a brainlet.
>>109235907why are you a zverfag if you support federer?tsitipas is the natural successor to federer in play style
ohhh zverev hit the logo on the netfine him
>this gameAre they doing this on purpose?
>>109235929they are all raised from childhood on to become pros usualyl by parents in a wealthy enviroment.They are mentally not normal.
>>109235920>Why would women lie
>>109235971He's certainly playing like it
What is the break time between this trash game and the boomers match?
Zverevbros he can still win don’t worry
>>109235979But he's mentally ill and attention seeking like Djokovic
>>109235979no but musatti is. why am i a zverfag? good question. probably because of his backhand desu
When does the tennis start
so many newfags in this thread, Zverev has been this way for the past 3 years
>>109235984did you read THE article? she has second-hand witnesses, screenshots, even an ATP official is involved. but since it's never going to trial, he won't have to testify (he refused to comment). if she were lying, I don't think she would/could convince others to lie for her
Wtf i thought men's tennis didn't have the utterly embarrassing weak mind capitulations of women's tennis
tits and ass absolutely railing this fagget
well at least nadalovich match won't start late
>>109236026Boomers supposed to begin 1 hr from now if Stefanos does his job
>>109235920is this a joke?
Zverev ruined his career by trying to play like Ferrer instead of like Del Potro.
Federer may have unironically made the final on this side of the draw, Jesus
>>109235942>speaks germanDoesn't make him Gernaban>Looks GermanLooks slavic>Born GermanIrrelevant unless atleast 1 parent born in Germany
>>109236050I thought this was the year of change
>>109236054the entire tour is full of weak mind queers which is why the current top 3 will continue dominating despite being nearly 40 years old
I wonder how Zverev will cope in the press conference. I hope there's some spicy questions about his poor record at slams and about Tsitsipas
Zverev plays like a girl, mentally unstable
>>109236086Yeah they’ve been showing promos for it in between the tennis here
>>109236100the current top 3 includes Medvedev who is in his 20s
>>109236085there's truth to this post. wouldn't say ferrer but he just plays way too passively too often
>>109236130we both know who the real top 3 are, rankings are for tournament babbies
>>109236094Sorry to burst your bubble, but he's a white integrated member of society that sees himself as german, so he's german to me and to anyone reasonable.
>>109236150no, Federer is genuinely not top 3 anymore
>>109236094>Turks are more German than zevrev
>>109235842What a ugly butterface
he's already in Halle, I completely forgot about the Fed, no idea why
hes killing him
Zverev should’ve retired after he won the tour final. People might’ve been fooled into thinking he was a smart player.
>>109236150That's right, Nadal Djokovic Kyrgios!
>>109236127Why the fuck would be do that instead of tennis?
>>109236165yes he isbe quiet
>>109236205no he is not, you casual
For me, it's Goran Ivanisevic
Zverev has vampire fangs and they creep me out
>>109236221*wins wimbledon again*
>>109236233*loses to Dan Evans*slam casual opinions
>>109236229i have them too, funny catching people glancing at them while you talk.
For me, it's John Isner
The angles Zverev manages to find despite a two-handed backhand are honestly quite impressive
>>109236053>but since it's never going to trialWhy
Federer is unironically winning Wimbledon
>>109236279she said she does not want to press charges
>>109236285this but ironically
>>109236278Are you watching a French streaming? If so, post svp
>>109236277what are you even talking about. Zverev is a 100 times more german than all turkish roaches.
>>109236259Why is Nosferatu in Algeria?
>>109236278they're easier to get with a 2hbh imo
>>109236285*blocks your path*
>>109236308Probably got a million or two to keep her mouth shut
Zverev has been awoken. Yes. Yes. The beast has arrived.
Let's cast our minds back to Fedelel's last Wimbledon final....oh
>>109236323he pops up where he pleases.
>>109236345>4 errors by Tsitsipas???
>>109236316On French TV, the stream is available for free on their website but you'd need a VPN
>>109236345Back to your cage you go
>>109236348Why is he so mad?
This isn't tennisThis is mindlets ballbashing and muttering gibberish
>>109236340I doubt it. that's been her position ever since she came forward with the allegations. the hush money theory would have made sense if she'd changed her mind later
>>109236317Is he paying taxes?Does he play Davis Cup?Is his heritage German?
>>109236377Because Novak pulled this face
>>109236355>neck ''''injury''''>can still play golfReally made me think
>>109236348>>109236407go prepare for the match, novak
>>109236437The plot thickens
doesn't really matter at this point does it? they will both lose 3-0 to nadal anyway
>>109236348One of Fed's best qualities is he lives rent free in the heads of all degenerate slavs.
Reminder that Novax is a sperg
Jesus Tsi end our suffering pls
>>109236468t. coping Fedcel
>>109236244So did nole lmao
>>109236468Based post by my greatest ally
>>109236467>to nadaltry again
>>109236348I was there for this, maximum kek from the salt of the crowds
Zverev chads we're alive
>>109236285That’d be a good pay out
*checks thread*guess I'm the only one still watching this shitshow
>>109236501I meant at Wimbledon. he didn't actually lose to Dan Evans. he lost to Basilashvili... which is much worse
>>109236489I asked myself if he faked it.
>>109236497this match is more competitive than the next one will be so just enjoy the tennis my drunk Ethiopian friend.
Tsitsipas is more of a chad than Zverev.
I am not Greek anymore.
>>109236468Cringe, actually Djokovic makes everyone seethe and I like it :DD
>>109236374Thank you, bro
>>109236547you will be apologizing tonight, frog
got too cocky tzatzikibros
>>109236561You are Greek
>>109236468Kek even the mere mention gets the rats coming out of their cubbyholes
>>109236545I think we're in for a surprise
>>109236468This is true but I don’t know why
>>109236562Is Macedonia Slavic or Mediterraneans?
>>1092365732bh i don't mind if nole wins. would even be happy for him. i just hope for an amazing long game
>build a roof>doesn't rain
be honest lads, when will the next match start, i am tiring
This is embarrassing to watch