Hourly reminder that Trevor Bauer did nothing wrong.
First for Houston did nothing wrong. Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying.
>>109223175First for Houston did nothing wrong.Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying.
>>109223248forgot yer meme arrow
So, if I buy tickets to a baseball game, and it's like decently empty, do I have to sit in the section my ticket is for? Or can I just go over to the good seats and nobody will care?
>>109223175>First for Houston did nothing wrong.>Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.>You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying
>First for Houston did nothing wrong.>Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.>You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying
>>109222441i don't think the cardinals were ever the browns.
First for Houston did nothing wrong.Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying.
Hey guys what am I?
>>109223854they were before the Browns before the *other* St. Louis Browns
>>109224104*they were the Browns before
>the random marlins double digit run game
Fangraphs updated chances of winning the World SeriesTop 6 teamsDodgers 17.1%Mets 12.6%Astros 10.7%Padres 10.1%White Sox 9.7%Yankees 8.8%
>le invincible wifebeater closer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qL7L05Wy8>Umpire throws bat at player, a breakdown
It's an AL Central kind of day.
>>109224104oh okay. yeah there is a lot of that in early baseball history.
>los jankees>losing to the fucking twins after two sweepsYWLTSI
You retards really did a number on the last thread obsessing over the Giants amongst yourselves didn't you. That's a kekaroonie from me dawgs.
>Chapman's average fastball velocity down 2.3 mph>spin down 129 rpm on fastball, 194 rpm on sliderGuess he ain't so good without the goo
>>109225341gooball this cunt
>>109225386he's just d without the goo
it's just "fighters". the company is called "nippon ham". it is a ham company.
>>109225510cahmella can you please shut da
it's just "backs". the company is called "arizona diamond". it is a jewelry company.
>>109225510I DONT GO NO GABAGOOL YOU F-
whats the point of the orioles?
Yankeebros... is it ogre?Chapman is a certified bitch
>>109225996Well you see, they tanked for 14 years only to ultimately be swept in the ALCS, so now they are trying to tank even longer to see if that will help
What an epic meltdown by chapman
Who would win: >Chapman pitching for the Yankees in a tied elimination playoff game Or>that elimination playoff game is against the Twins
>>109226926The twins curse supercedes the chapman curse. I'd put my money on the yanks to win
>>109223405>can I just go over to the good seats and nobody will carethat's what I do at doyer stadium, but it only works after the 7th inning
For me, it's the "Bay Rays" from Tampa
Don’t often see MLB promote a duel like this tbqh
>Will Clark calls hitters who can't adjust to shift 'idiots'>"I've had this talk to Brandon Belt until I'm blue in the face. I'm like, 'why don't you back off the plate, get the ball out over the plate for you instead of being in on you all the time, why don't you back off the plate, get the ball out over the plate and go the other way?' But he always stands in the same spot in the batter's box and pulls everything and hits it right into the shift">"And everybody talks to me about it, and I go 'well the big thing is, I would be able to hit a ground ball to shortstop, you guys can't hit a ground ball to shortstop.' And Belt goes 'well yes I can' I said no you can't, because there's eight guys on one side of the field. I said you can hit .700 hitting the ball for a groundball to shortstop.">"As far as the shifts go, it's great for the defense because they're playing the odds and these idiots that are in the batter's box don't make any adjustments. And taking that a step further, that's like these guys that hit 15, 20 homers, you bring up a Joey Gallo, that's a perfect example, 15 or 20 homers, maybe 25 at the max, and he's gonna strike out 200 times. That is not a hitter, you have no pride in your craft, you don't work on anything, all you do is go out and try to hit the ball out of the ballpark, that's all you do."Based Thrill throwing a bucket of ice cold TOLD on TTO hitters
>>109228090i agree with his broader point, but gallo has two 40 homer seasons
>>109228090the virgin shift beaterthe chad .160 average and yet having the best offensive season of his career Yasmani Grandal
>>109228090Holy based. Fuck egoswinging
are we back?
>>109228417basedball is back on the menu
I was nervous for a second. Cheatstros hacked into 4chan
astros making /mlb/ seeth i see........they're winning it all again this season
asstros will likely never win a pennant again
Sorry lads. Meant to hit the bin. Hit the serves by mistake. Won't happen again.
>>109229296Somebody beat this guy up
Let's all beat each other up
time for a major league beating
>>109230361Somebody romance this guy
beam this fuck
>>109222222Mother of god
>>109228090Lol, if they just bunted to the weak side, shifts would ease up but players are too enamored with the dinger.
>>109232783Try using your brain for once shithead
>>109228090Everything he said is right, but .300 hitters with an slg of .325 don't get ten year contracts. It's not 1985, Will.
your sport is bad and you should feel bad
>>109233008i could rape you if i wanted to ya know that?
>>109233033are you a neighbour? you surely sound like one
>>109233050i'm raping you right now as we speak
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAUER WAS SUPPOSED TO SIGN WITH US
>>109233240why are you rooting for the lesser jew york team
>>109233260because i am mentally raping you
>anime>on a sports boardneck yourself
>>109233333DIGIRAPED>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST RAPE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>be me>tired as heckies>7:40AM >rapin finnish anons on /mlb/this seems like as good a time as ever to go to sleep. Goodnight /mlb/!
This guy is going to lead the Tigers back to relevance when he arrives
>>109228090Analytics says otherwise
>>109227380Yes you do
>>109224078A third world power grid?
https://mpv.tickets.com/?agency=MLB_MPV&orgid=5&pid=8894353&tfl=Major_League_Baseball-gameday>Absolute nose bleed tucked in the corner tickets cost $49How is this legal?
>>109233318>Norway's down syndrome brother doesn't watch anime sports
>>109228090Do you remember where you were at when you heard that Will Clark had cracked the code?
Threadly reminder that Cubs fans have Addison Russell a standing ovation when he came back from his suspension for beating his wife.
How is this guy even allowed in the league after beating his wife?>INB4 arm fatigueHe's a cheater and a wife beater.
>>109237309Brewers fans gave Hader a standing O when his racist tweets came out so what's your point?
>>109237309Nah, he got booed, both in triple A and the majors.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kie5Ayq-xiE
>>109237309Nahhttps://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/cubs/ct-spt-cubs-addison-russell-booed-return-sullivan-20190508-story.htmlhttps://www.tmz.com/2019/05/09/addison-russell-booed-cubs-fans-return-domestic-violence-suspension/>>109237722This however is truehttps://www.si.com/mlb/2018/07/22/josh-hader-standing-ovation-tweet-scandal-milwaukee-brewers
>>109232868I did and I'm right.
>>109237722>>109238005Holy based Broors fans
let's go giants let's go clap clap clapclapclap
>>109237309>>109237722Both are great
>>109238005Adrian Houser got Russell back fo beating his wife. Right in the face!https://youtu.be/nPMYnC_by8g
>>109237722>doing a racism is the same as physically beating your spouseAre Cubs fans nothing but drunkard wife beaters? That's the vibe the north side suburbs give me.
>>109238005Thank Goddness Black Lives Matter defeated the Racist https://youtu.be/nAv-ZXeZYc8?t=95
>>109238227>2020No games played in 2020 count
>>109238268>yfw xazavian valladay
>>109238314Given the Boors stadium is usually packed with Cubs fans, having no one there made it equal.
Hader is a douchebag.Russell is physically violent with women.
noooooooo not the heckin wacism.
I think the difference with Hader is that he made a big showing of feeling sorry and cried to his teammates or something.It's not like gurriel getting an immediate O by trashtro fans after his racist gesture was revealed
>>109238697are you Lorenzo Cain?
>>109238615But it was never proven he was physically abusive. All we have are stories like him paying child support entirely in pennies.
Sus desu senpai baka
We need nyn
nynnybros we're losing the lead
Lose? We won in 2017. And we were 3 innings from winning another one.Meanwhile the stankees have spent some 2 billion on player salary since 09 and haven't won't shit. Haven't even won the pennant.
>>109239646What position did you play?
>>109239951So you were some kind of team therapist helping the team cope with the fact that their success was only due to a dude whacking a trash can?
>>109240048Well played sir
>>109240048>implying the stankees never cheat Dilate you jew bastard.
>>109240096I'm a White Sox fan, we only cheat to lose.
This guy is hammering them out of the park!
>>109238200cubes fans are all alcoholic wife beaters, alcoholic fags in the closet, alcoholic finance bros, or people from iowa
>>109240421I'm convinced Iowa doesn't actually exist
>>109240601if it didn't we'd invent it
fuck Anthony Rizzo
>>109241354That should make the choice of who the Cubs keep out of Baez, Bryant and Rizzo a no brainer now.For those who have jelly for brains, it's Baez.
>Be a cardinal fan>Get shot while at a game.https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/may/04/st-louis-cardinals-fan-hit-by-stray-bullet-busch-stadium
>>109241354It's really not a tough decision to get vaccinated. You go, get vaccinated, maybe have a slight reaction for 24 hours, then you're good to go. Nothing tough about it.
>>109241852This, if it's good enough for Javy, it's good enough for you.https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/cubs/ct-chicago-cubs-javier-baez-psa-20210517-becxailnvzeztea2xih3c6ukfu-story.html
>>109241802>this is not the first time a Cardinals fan has been shot at a game.
Is Kumar Rocker going to be drafted number 1 or is he all hype for media?
Bad Guys @ Good Guys>>109242451>>109242451>>109242451You might as well watch it, it's the only game on.
>>109241354I'm a brewers fan but this whole "look at these rural retard cubs players who won't get vaxxed" stories are all media driven bullshit. The media is relentlessly asking about being vexed, basically creating and manufacturing bullshit news stories.
>>109242541Get the shot
>>109242541>I'm a brewers fan
>>109242541Just get vaccinated, it's free.
>>109241852its better to catch the wild type version of covid, or any virus desu senpai
>>109242541there's literally no reason not to get vaccinated.
These college baseball umps suck and why dont they have the strike zone box on the screen?
A healthy 28 year old doesn't need the vaccine
>>109242824Get a load of Joe Rogan being a fucking idiot here.
>>109242824Sure they do. You have an absolute ethical obligation to your community to do so, as failing to do so makes you a potential infection vector that could cause you to be directly responsible for injury or death to those around you.
>cubs fans so pussy they're afraid of the memeflu
>>109242923as failing to do so makes you a potential infection vector that could cause you to be directly responsible for injury or death to those around you.This sounds based I hate the people I live around.
>>109242655kek soisconsin btfo
>>109242923And don't forget, the less people who are vaccinated, the easier it is for the virus to mutate and then undermine the current vaccine. It's exactly like how antibiotic resistance bacteria exists.
Rizzo consulted with his doctor and his doctor said not to get the vaccine.
>>109242749I'd tell you to go catch a wild version of smallpox and test that theory, but a wild version doesn't exist. Because of vaccines.
This Gavin Williams dude is dealing. Rocker getting 3 inches off the plate, this ump is horrible.
>>109243684lol called 3rd strike
>Byron Buxton is still top 10 in WAR>with 24 games played
>>109243970What happened? Did they break him?
>>109246201He made the grave mistake of running the bases in 2021.
>>109246626What is up with that?
>white sox need a new 2B now
>>109248709white sux need a new city
>>109242923If you wanted to get vaccinated you could have by now. I don't give a fuck if I infect someone at this point.
>>109242406None of the big prospect sites are touting Rocker as a potential number 1 overall pick at this point.
>>109249035Those are some gay ass uniforms
>Las Vegas Athletics>Nashville Athletics>Montréal Athlétiques
>>109249035Those are some gay ass fags
>>109249035Why is a wh*teboi trying to act gangsta?
>>109249035These cocksucking fairies play for the shittiest fucking clown show team in sports worldwide
>>109249035Eat your own shit and post a video thanking me
>>109249789Stop being racist. #pridemonth
>>109249035Your whole family line is rape victims and failed abortions
>>109249035Your mother kneels her scabby pissflaps next to Mexican urinals for her own pleasure
>>109249761>>109250629Woman who recorded his murder just own a Pulitzer. When was the last time baseball won a a pulverize?
>>109250858Do Pulitzers even matter anymore?
>>109250989Bill O'Reilly lied about winning one, so yes.
anyone seen this field vision feature mlb has on some of their plays? this is the one for Mookie Betts' play from yesterday.https://www.mlb.com/gameday/dodgers-vs-pirates/2021/06/10/633744#game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=videos,game=633744
>>109251628Sho time tonight. Is the general prepared?
>>109252198This is some The Show shit
>>109251628If you crunch the numbers, Baez's stats are hilarious for this season.
The White Sox have a better offense than your teamThe White Sox have a better starting rotation than your teamThe White Sox have a better run differential than your teamThe White Sox have a better manager than your teamThe White Sox are better than your team
>>109255099Holy frickers baste
Fix pic related without using the words "robot" and "accountability", because we both know neither of those things is happening
>>109255328Refuse to renew their contracts and bring up triple a crews that have worked with the electronic zone to replace them all.
>>109255328Show the live feed on the jumbo screen and let the crowd decide whether it's a strike or a ball.
>>109255099>The White Sox have a better manager than your team
Berds loosing after blowing a good lead.
>>109255099Hoo boy....no arguin' factuals
>>109256173What's wrong with the berds this year? Curse of Nolan?
>>109256173LOL Nazis frog BTFO
>>109255099Not so fast. The Red Sox have more titles this century than the phony White Sox only won one in 2005 and nothing else
>>109256423Bullpen atrociousStarters below averagePretty good hitters but slumps are often.
I lost my pics of TLR with his hat sideways and the Southside jersey and I'm pissed
>>109256837He had to come out the bench to acknowledge the ovation he received.
>>109256837Just fucking walk him at that point
>>109256993Sunk cost at that point, wouldn't be the first time the tards shit the bed in a dual.
>>109257180>ropedI hate this saying
>>109255328make them wear a lens w/ grid lines over the ump mask
>>109257947Just a visor with a sharpie line down the middle would work
Cubs win!Cubs win!!
>>109257180You want to know something crazy?Before today's win, the Cubs were also 35-27
Just time travelled here from 2016. How many World Series have the cubs won? They have such a talented young core and a great front office
A reminder that no matter what your team does, they don't have the enteral GOAT Bill Murrary with them.https://www.mlb.com/video/bill-murray-hypes-up-cubs-fans
>>109258174They've won every world series, but they got nullified by the nuclear war Trump started in the middle east. Extremely tragic.
>>109257891ambushed is the one that irks me
>>109258251Trump? Obama was still president last I checked, you’re telling me Hillary didn’t win? At least come up with realistic lies kek
>>109258174baseball got cancelled because it wasn't black and tranny enough.
This brings up a valid question. Cubs deal with the devil to win the world series in 2016 was that Trump won the presidency. If Trump's coup in august is a success, does that mean the Cubs win the world series this year since their destinies are linked?
Trump? You mean that nigga from the apprentice? Lmaoooo yea right.Cubs? WS winners?? LMAO you guys are good
>>109258463trump is the ultimate curse breaker. i predict the Dads win their first Eeries
>>109258463holy gosh i neverthought about it!
Is Norway anon still alive or did he gamble himself to death?
>see article about how Oakland should go get StoryWhen was the last time they got anybody? I only know them as an eternal AAAA team that develops great and then the second they warrant a real contract they say okay bye
>>109258884Yeah the article was probably written by someone who wanted Oakland to actually try
>>109258463>deal with the devilThat was a deal with Manfred to use the umps to rig it for them. Don't insult the devil by comparing him to Manfred.
>>109258884Same with the gays I mean rays
Do you have any webms of degrom? I want to share
Poodres 3rd place lmao
Do any players have deep cuts for walk up music? Most of them are pretty pleb
>>109259245their idea of being edgy is coming up to Carless Whisper by Wham!
what are some things that really make you think?
>>109259335better than the Poodres lmao
>>109259241Based. Somebody post ichiro doing his warmup
>>109259376they're talking about Glen Burke who Tommy Lasorda traded away possibly for having a relationship with his son.
Tommy Lasorda Jr.
>>109258577More like he is a curse.The shortened season and the meme extra inning rule are his fault
>>109258929Cubs won in 2016 cleanly. 2017 was rigged in favor of the dodgers, but cheating beats rigging.
>>1092597932016 felt suspicious to me. What a coinqy dink it went 7 games
>>109260027Made sense, the Cubs had a shitload of depth while the Indians did not, so the Cubs were able to just outlast them in a slug fest.
>>109260121dont forget the "pilates"
>>109260135>PilatesThings were more simple and fun back then.
>>109260164I never had reason to hate the Cubs or their fans until that year. Jesus what a gaggle of fags.
>>109260377You only hate them now because before they won the world series they were the team you could look at and go 'My team is shitty, but at least they aren't as shitty as the Cubs'
>>109260549You should go back
Good for Kohl Stewart to still be around the majors. I wrote him off years ago
Watching the tardinal broadcast of the Cubs game, did they finally fire Tim McCarver? This broadcast is just bad, and not 'I want to punch babies' insufferable.
Blue Jays vs Red Sox>>109261043>>109261043>>109261043
anyone know if that Duluth underwear is actually any good?
>>109260933>That over a solid minute of dead air after the rizzo home run followed by the begrudging respect they had to give him.
>>109261151It made me gay but was otherwise comfortable
>>109261230Does it only make you gay when you wear them, or was it a permanent thing?
>>109255328Who cares if they fuck up calls it is entertaining
>this is the 29th place team
>Refill bird feeder>Check 30 seconds later>Still no birdsFuck the cardinals
Name a better same-team hitting duo than winker/castellanos
didn't know about Pillar. thought he was in black face for a second.
I want to have sex with Jacob degrom
>>109261613>Go to church>forget the words to the hymnsFuck the Angels
>>109259376In 1991, Tom Jr. (known as "Spunky") died of complications related to AIDS>spunkyi think im going to hurl
>>109261785That's what I thought too when I first saw it.
>>>109261656Mets vs SD
OHTANICHADS RISE UP
>>109261243what is this aspie scheming now
>>109262148That's a lot of nazi frogs
>>109261243Is he genuinely autistic?
If the Reds get Votto and Suarez going with Castellanos and Winker that is a crazy lineup.
Jake "The Walk" Fraley
Ohtani night in the desert
Now that the dust has settled… What city was he referring to as “one of the fag capitals of the world”?
Scherzer injuredPress F
>>109262750your dad's booty hole
>>109262845pulled his pussy muscleF
>>109262750Literally did nothing wrong. Free Thom.
Why does it look like deGrom is playing a different game than everyone else?
>>109263414how long has he been back?
MVP MVP MVP
lmao he balked
Can they take Bauer's Cy away and just retroactively give it to DeGrom?
stinky butt chud
>>109263167ever since he cut his hair off you can tell he's big lanky strong looking mother fucker
are all the bad home plate umpires manlets?
>>109263645deGrom wasn't even half as good last year as he is this year.
>>109263795He was great last season. He's been historically great so far this season.
>>109263645I think you mean Darvish
>>109263795He was great last year he just had one bad start + a mediocre stretch after coming back from injury
mike tauchman is a god
>>109264158>more like Juan “Oh no!”
>>109263777Yeah they can’t see the zone
Why can't deBaby throw more than 80 pitches?
Where is Dadsbro?
>>109262639the world is your oyster, sho
Hey dbag fans. I drove through your state getting back to CA. Got to see the Grand Canyon and it took my breath away. Everyone was really nice, the weather was awesome and the sightseeing was gorgeous. So much scenery to chew on so I ask, how did your fine franchise team land on one of the dumbest and ugliest designs in the league? How did they fuck up with so much creative pool to borrow from? Ugly as shit.
>>109227336Based Tampa Brays Bro!
>>109264445Look up “teal McDonalds Sedona Arizona” and you’ll have your answer.
Based Tony Disco with the 2-hit shutoutGG Nattybohs
DEGROM IS DEAD
>>109264981sore elbow tendons
>>109264759Interesting article, but doesn’t explain the ugliest concept design in MLB
what happened to scherzer? didnt watch the game
>>109265182pulled dick muscle
>Sherzer and DeGrom both die on the same dayOh fuck... Is this part 2 of Trev's plan??? Kill the other NL ace pitchers?
>>109265259line drive to bauers face when?
Degrom is injured every day. Don't act suprised.
>>109265259Don't touch Gas Man
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJANKEESdidn't play today
>>109265366That's a loss in my book
>>109265366DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJANKEEShave more rings than your team
>>109265434my team's won 3 since they last made the series
>>109265434>34DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJANKEESare Boston's bitches now
Why is Suzuki ohtanis personal catcher? Is it literally because they are both Japanese? Lmfao
>>109265491>>109265496>single digit ring countseww don't talk to me
>>109265504Communication is pretty important between a battery. I don't understand why that's funny.
>>109265511>rings from before half the league existed
>>109265511>[insane yankee babble]lmfao
>>109265538>redsox glory hunting leaflmao
yfw da giants win da worlds eries
>>109265538I greatly dispise the red sox, but Tito Ortiz is extremely based
>>109265601dispise isn't a word
>>109265064If they are so fucking anal about a corporate logo of a multi billion dollar multi-national mega corporation “intruding on the natural beauty”, what the fuck makes you think they would tolerate anything resembling good design over shadowing the natural scenery.
Chadres... We slumping..... .
sloppy chud nuggets
>>109265700That was one town, not the entirety of Arizona, of which the dbacks are based in Phoenix. You’re making yourself look dumb on a Friday evening.
Ohtani Chads we just keep winning!
>>109265706A horrible sad death in San Diego I can deal with.
>>109265621I despise you
need an update on angels "it" status
>>109265822They still ain’t
Barves in complete tailspin
>>109265742You’re missing the point to intentionally be an obtuse faggot who needs to be stabbed in the neck because your skull is too fucking thick to understand context.
>ohtani hurtBros I don’t feel so good
>>109265984One legged ohtani a beast
>>109265976Lol stay mad at nothing
>madres talking smack about DeGrom not capable of throwing 80 pitches a game>Snell's stat line:>4.0 IP, 5H, 3R, 3ER, 3BBmadres got RAY'd.
>>109266217Not a madre fan, but I'd rather have snell who's actually pitched in the post season than soon-to-be exposed, tendonlet degorm
>many fans wearing Angels jerseys at Chase Fieldis Phoenix in the Greater Los Angeles area?
>>109266280Phoenix, Las Vegas, and San Diego are all suburbs of Los Angeles
>>109266280People from SoCal regularly move to Arizona, in past years there's usually a lot of dodgers fans whenever the dodgers play in arizona
Angel fanChase field and other fields
Pierats walked 3 runs in during 1 inning
>>109266280>>109266302In Blade Runner 2049 I think it’s implied Arizona doesn’t even exist as a civilization, and San Diego is literally just the municipal waste dump for Los Angeles lol
big willy style
booty freakchase tail and other tales
>>109266420That movie was sick. Waiting for my own robot AI wife, only 28 years away
>>109266420any city that doesn't have it own water supply is on borrowed time imo
Sewers are .5 game back of the wild card
this brewers ump is shit
>>109266501and they will be tied for the wild card after they win this game
Wtf ump fucked ohtani in the ass
>>109266485Probably gonna be more like this
>102 degrees at 7:40pm game startArizona. jesus.
>>109266624What is the cable going up his shorts
lucky ass cheat sux
Liam blows it. Still win!
Sox win... barely
ohtani just nailed the pitcher with a 109 mph line drive
Wtf ohtani no class killing a pitcher like that!!!!
this jap is a danger to our beautiful game
>ohtani out here killing niggas kek
Ohtani literally just stabbed the batter AND the ump with a samurai sword wtf
>>109266821Wtf he just committed sepuku on the mound with a broken bat
bros ohtani just yelled “banzai” and went hiroshima on this pitcher…
hmm anybody else hear that sound?
WTF Ohtani has lost it. He just yelled death to America and beaned a batter
ohtani just activated his trap card bros
Ohtani should always pitch with Slide Step
Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the baseball bats first because their killing power was feared and respected.
what the fuck is nippon doing?
Boomer American umpires hate us ><
>>109262750Kansas City. Which doesnt really make sense since I thought flyover cities were conservative shitholes, or at least that's what my California media overlords tell me.
RACIST ASS UMPS
this might actually be racism. stop asian hate
What the fuck is wrong with these umps? Neither of those were balks.
this is worse than Nagasaki and Hiroshima
Ohtani is finished.
>>109267120he was paraphrasing his favorite movie Blazing Saddles: "I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
Pitching to home plate is a balk. Fucking hell
Angels 3Umps 2Diamondbacks 0
THERE YOU GOTRY TO CALL A BALK NOW, BITCH UMP
Oht/a/ni did NOTHING wrongThat wasnt a balk
>>109267345First one I would be willing to argue about, but that second one was just fucking dumb. I bet the ump just couldn't see the ball and called balk to bail himself out
Some thotties in AZ
>Angels score a run>loud cheersKek Arizona
these fucking japs are ruining the angels
Not like this
And there goes Ohtani's WFuck umps
NOT. LIKE. THIS.
We need to put Mextani in. He will save us
>>109267923Give me some cash for the coyote and I'll be there before you know it senpai.
Has anyone seen this man?
>>109268017>degenerate gambler goes missing on big dive grass dayprobably got his knee caps busted by some fat wops
OHTANICHADS. RISE UP ONE LAST TIME
is there a single arizona fan in that park?
Damn. Trout gets snubbed MVP a couple times and now has Babe Ruth reincarnated on his team taking the MVP from him.
bravebros... its time to break out the noose
Kek umps blocking errant throws now. Dback must have paid a good purse to them
Look behind homeplate. The sign.
>>109268699rip his knees
>>109268611And yet they still keep winning!
>>109268699He gets his shit rocked every single game. It's impressive how he's still alive
Reds can fucking mash man. They have the two best hitters in baseball plus a bunch of other legit sluggers who are slumping or are/have been hurt. Their starters are pretty good. Mahle/Gray/Miley can work, but can also be improved. They have two minor league stud SPs ready to break in.But they have this hilariously terrible bullpen. Legit fucking gas cans. Why doesn't their ownership bust out his checkbook and improve this relatively easy to fix weakness? It's not often you're gonna have one of the best offenses in baseball. You should probably try to win when you do.
>>109268611Who's that on the far right?
>>109268736The right fielder forced to play second made a game saving play to win the game. Can't make this shit up.
Now that deGrom and Scherzer are confirmed dead, who will win the NL Cy Young?
>>109268817Not Bauer because he'll be busted for sticky stuff soon.
>>109268817Bah God that's trevor bauer's music!
How does Soria keep getting a job?
>>109268817Mickey Mouse 2: Electric Bugaloo
Iglesias lock down time. Get ready to LTBU.
>>109268895I miss LTBU and Big Fly Ohtani-San.
>that bat slam
>>109268957So close... you jinxed it!
angels ain't it
>>109268842>>109268857Bauer isn't even close to the top 10. It'll be Wheeler, Woodruff, or Gausman.
>>109268978Nevermind that wasn't strike 3AND OH FUCKING
>>109268957FUCK THIS GUY
>>109268957>>109268978both of you kys
>>109268957ya blew it
>>109268811He's not a right fielder, he's a SS/2B who had been forced to play right field earlier in the season.
Raisel Iglesias in the ninth:Three-pitch strikeoutThree-pitch strikeoutGame-tying homerunFuck.
Where is nu though?
Bros this shit isn’t fairHow is he essentially 4x better then the #5 guy
OOOOOH boy Manfredball!!
I love crowd. Sounds like chickenBAWLK. BAWLK. THATS A BAWLK.
>>109268817>>109268891Bauer handed out his own Mickey Mouse CYAs for this year through 60 games todayhttps://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1403482774527303680
Kurt will avenge his closer.
Do you walk Suzuki?
Odds of a base clearing fight this series?
>>109269147Unhinged autism. Many such cases. Sad!
>>109269210Bench clearing* kek
>>109268957>>109268978You guys and the angels announcer jinxed it.
>minimum 3 batters ruleLOL
Holy kek. Maddon iced the fuck out of this guy. He's absolutely right though
Was that the diamondbacks being sneaky?Oh wow lol
SUZUKI IS KILL
HAHAHAHHAAthis game is cursed
BRO WHAT THE FUCK. That had to be intentional
>>109269103He has more rbi as a hitter than runs given up as a pitcher this season. that's fucking insane.
Bros this fucking gameI think Kurt just got hit almost in the same place that pitch hit earlier
reminder Diamondback snakes are poisonous. he ded
>>109269283A NASTY bite
Just what the fuck is this game?And its the only game left now so all eyes on
We need new QUICK the game is still going!!!
Damn Escobar hates the angels so much
>>109269273This tbqh. A meme game in April could mean a 1 ER game and a 2 RBI single. But it’s fucking June.
>shitkekpack it in
This is where we get exposed
Double play is all it takes
LMAO who's walkout is fucking skillet
Vogt pissed af
LTBU!!!!!!!We did it for him, lads.
all this low t. bant for a nothing team going nowhere struggling to beat a dead team.ngmi