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>be houston
>cheat
>lose
...Edition
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>>109222222
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>>109222588
kek
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Hourly reminder that Trevor Bauer did nothing wrong.
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>>109223013
based
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First for Houston did nothing wrong.

Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.

You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying.
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>>109223175
First for Houston did nothing wrong.

Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.

You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying.
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Mark Lemke
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>>109223248
forgot yer meme arrow
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>>109222790
Based
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So, if I buy tickets to a baseball game, and it's like decently empty, do I have to sit in the section my ticket is for? Or can I just go over to the good seats and nobody will care?
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>>109223175
>First for Houston did nothing wrong.
>Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.
>You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying
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>First for Houston did nothing wrong.

>Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.

>You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying
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>>109222441
i don't think the cardinals were ever the browns.
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First for Houston did nothing wrong.

Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.

You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying.
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Hey guys what am I?
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>>109223854
they were before the Browns before the *other* St. Louis Browns
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>>109224104
*they were the Browns before
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>the random marlins double digit run game
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First for Houston did nothing wrong.

Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.

You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying.
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Fangraphs updated chances of winning the World Series
Top 6 teams

Dodgers 17.1%
Mets 12.6%
Astros 10.7%
Padres 10.1%
White Sox 9.7%
Yankees 8.8%
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>First for Houston did nothing wrong.

>Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.

>You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying
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>>109223175
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>First for Houston did nothing wrong.

>Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.

>You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying
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>le invincible wifebeater closer
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kekees kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qL7L05Wy8
>Umpire throws bat at player, a breakdown
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It's an AL Central kind of day.
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>First for Houston did nothing wrong.

>Baseball is full of nothing but faggot hypocrites who bitch about muh unwritten rules while their team simultaneously breaks multiple rules and regulations regarding PEDs, resins, and filming restrictions just to get a slight edge in a game in a 180 game season. But it’s only ever a problem when it’s not the Yankees or Red Sox doing it.

>You’re all subhuman and I’m glad this sport is dying
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>>109224104
oh okay. yeah there is a lot of that in early baseball history.
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>los jankees
>losing to the fucking twins after two sweeps
YWLTSI
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da
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You retards really did a number on the last thread obsessing over the Giants amongst yourselves didn't you. That's a kekaroonie from me dawgs.
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>Chapman's average fastball velocity down 2.3 mph
>spin down 129 rpm on fastball, 194 rpm on slider
Guess he ain't so good without the goo
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>>109225341
gooball this cunt
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>>109225386
he's just d without the goo
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it's just "fighters". the company is called "nippon ham". it is a ham company.
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>>109222588
Lame
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gabagooball
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>>109225510
cahmella can you please shut da
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it's just "backs". the company is called "arizona diamond". it is a jewelry company.
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>>109225510
I DONT GO NO GABAGOOL YOU F-
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whats the point of the orioles?
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Yankeebros... is it ogre?
Chapman is a certified bitch
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>>109222588
Padres
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>>109225996
Well you see, they tanked for 14 years only to ultimately be swept in the ALCS, so now they are trying to tank even longer to see if that will help
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What an epic meltdown by chapman
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Who would win:
>Chapman pitching for the Yankees in a tied elimination playoff game
Or
>that elimination playoff game is against the Twins
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>>109226926
The twins curse supercedes the chapman curse. I'd put my money on the yanks to win
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>>109223405
>can I just go over to the good seats and nobody will care
that's what I do at doyer stadium, but it only works after the 7th inning
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>>109225510
oogatz
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For me, it's the "Bay Rays" from Tampa
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Don’t often see MLB promote a duel like this tbqh
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>Will Clark calls hitters who can't adjust to shift 'idiots'

>"I've had this talk to Brandon Belt until I'm blue in the face. I'm like, 'why don't you back off the plate, get the ball out over the plate for you instead of being in on you all the time, why don't you back off the plate, get the ball out over the plate and go the other way?' But he always stands in the same spot in the batter's box and pulls everything and hits it right into the shift"
>"And everybody talks to me about it, and I go 'well the big thing is, I would be able to hit a ground ball to shortstop, you guys can't hit a ground ball to shortstop.' And Belt goes 'well yes I can' I said no you can't, because there's eight guys on one side of the field. I said you can hit .700 hitting the ball for a groundball to shortstop."
>"As far as the shifts go, it's great for the defense because they're playing the odds and these idiots that are in the batter's box don't make any adjustments. And taking that a step further, that's like these guys that hit 15, 20 homers, you bring up a Joey Gallo, that's a perfect example, 15 or 20 homers, maybe 25 at the max, and he's gonna strike out 200 times. That is not a hitter, you have no pride in your craft, you don't work on anything, all you do is go out and try to hit the ball out of the ballpark, that's all you do."

Based Thrill throwing a bucket of ice cold TOLD on TTO hitters
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>>109228090
i agree with his broader point, but gallo has two 40 homer seasons
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>>109228090
the virgin shift beater
the chad .160 average and yet having the best offensive season of his career Yasmani Grandal
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>>109228090
Holy based. Fuck egoswinging
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are we back?
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>>109228417
basedball is back on the menu
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I was nervous for a second. Cheatstros hacked into 4chan
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astros making /mlb/ seeth i see........they're winning it all again this season
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asstros will likely never win a pennant again
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Sorry lads. Meant to hit the bin. Hit the serves by mistake. Won't happen again.
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>>109229296
Somebody beat this guy up
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Let's all beat each other up
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time for a major league beating
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>>109230361
Somebody romance this guy
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beam this fuck
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>>109222222
Mother of god
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>>109228090
Lol, if they just bunted to the weak side, shifts would ease up but players are too enamored with the dinger.
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>>109232783
Try using your brain for once shithead
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>>109228090
Everything he said is right, but .300 hitters with an slg of .325 don't get ten year contracts. It's not 1985, Will.
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>>109222222
jeepie jackies...
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your sport is bad and you should feel bad
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>>109233008
i could rape you if i wanted to ya know that?
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>>109233033
are you a neighbour? you surely sound like one
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>>109233050
i'm raping you right now as we speak
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>be me
>based
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAUER WAS SUPPOSED TO SIGN WITH US
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>>109233240
why are you rooting for the lesser jew york team
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>>109233260
because i am mentally raping you
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>anime
>on a sports board
neck yourself
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>>109233318
double raped
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>>109233333
DIGIRAPED
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST RAPE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>be me
>tired as heckies
>7:40AM
>rapin finnish anons on /mlb/
this seems like as good a time as ever to go to sleep. Goodnight /mlb/!
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test
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>>109234324
low
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This guy is going to lead the Tigers back to relevance when he arrives
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>>109228090
Analytics says otherwise
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>>109227380
Yes you do
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>>109224078
A third world power grid?
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https://mpv.tickets.com/?agency=MLB_MPV&orgid=5&pid=8894353&tfl=Major_League_Baseball-gameday
>Absolute nose bleed tucked in the corner tickets cost $49
How is this legal?
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>>109233318
>Norway's down syndrome brother doesn't watch anime sports
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>>109228090
Do you remember where you were at when you heard that Will Clark had cracked the code?
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Threadly reminder that Cubs fans have Addison Russell a standing ovation when he came back from his suspension for beating his wife.
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>>109225341
>Jints
Kek
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How is this guy even allowed in the league after beating his wife?
>INB4 arm fatigue
He's a cheater and a wife beater.
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>>109225341
LOL GNATS
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>>109237309
Brewers fans gave Hader a standing O when his racist tweets came out so what's your point?
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>>109237309
Nah, he got booed, both in triple A and the majors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kie5Ayq-xiE
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>>109237309
Nah
https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/cubs/ct-spt-cubs-addison-russell-booed-return-sullivan-20190508-story.html
https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/09/addison-russell-booed-cubs-fans-return-domestic-violence-suspension/

>>109237722
This however is true
https://www.si.com/mlb/2018/07/22/josh-hader-standing-ovation-tweet-scandal-milwaukee-brewers
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>>109232868
I did and I'm right.
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>>109237722
>>109238005
Holy based Broors fans
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let's go giants let's go clap clap clapclapclap
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>>109237309
>>109237722
Both are great
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>>109238005
Adrian Houser got Russell back fo beating his wife. Right in the face!
https://youtu.be/nPMYnC_by8g
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>>109237722
>doing a racism is the same as physically beating your spouse
Are Cubs fans nothing but drunkard wife beaters? That's the vibe the north side suburbs give me.
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>>109238005
Thank Goddness Black Lives Matter defeated the Racist
https://youtu.be/nAv-ZXeZYc8?t=95
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>ke'bryan
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>>109238227
>2020
No games played in 2020 count
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>>109238268
>yfw xazavian valladay
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>>109238314
Given the Boors stadium is usually packed with Cubs fans, having no one there made it equal.
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Hader is a douchebag.
Russell is physically violent with women.
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noooooooo not the heckin wacism.
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I think the difference with Hader is that he made a big showing of feeling sorry and cried to his teammates or something.

It's not like gurriel getting an immediate O by trashtro fans after his racist gesture was revealed
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>>109238697
are you Lorenzo Cain?
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>>109238615
But it was never proven he was physically abusive. All we have are stories like him paying child support entirely in pennies.
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Sus desu senpai baka
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We need nyn
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nynnybros we're losing the lead
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>>109233333
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Lose? We won in 2017. And we were 3 innings from winning another one.
Meanwhile the stankees have spent some 2 billion on player salary since 09 and haven't won't shit. Haven't even won the pennant.
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>>109239646
What position did you play?
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>>109239817
Cope
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>>109239951
So you were some kind of team therapist helping the team cope with the fact that their success was only due to a dude whacking a trash can?
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>>109240048
Well played sir
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>>109240048
>implying the stankees never cheat
Dilate you jew bastard.
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>>109240096
I'm a White Sox fan, we only cheat to lose.
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This guy is hammering them out of the park!
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>>109238200
cubes fans are all alcoholic wife beaters, alcoholic fags in the closet, alcoholic finance bros, or people from iowa
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>>109240421
I'm convinced Iowa doesn't actually exist
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>>109240601
if it didn't we'd invent it
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fuck Anthony Rizzo
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>>109241354
That should make the choice of who the Cubs keep out of Baez, Bryant and Rizzo a no brainer now.
For those who have jelly for brains, it's Baez.
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>>109241354
Gladly
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>Be a cardinal fan
>Get shot while at a game.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/may/04/st-louis-cardinals-fan-hit-by-stray-bullet-busch-stadium
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>>109241354
It's really not a tough decision to get vaccinated. You go, get vaccinated, maybe have a slight reaction for 24 hours, then you're good to go. Nothing tough about it.
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>>109241852
This, if it's good enough for Javy, it's good enough for you.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/cubs/ct-chicago-cubs-javier-baez-psa-20210517-becxailnvzeztea2xih3c6ukfu-story.html
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>>109241802
>this is not the first time a Cardinals fan has been shot at a game.
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Is Kumar Rocker going to be drafted number 1 or is he all hype for media?
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Bad Guys @ Good Guys
>>109242451
>>109242451
>>109242451

You might as well watch it, it's the only game on.
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>>109241354
I'm a brewers fan but this whole "look at these rural retard cubs players who won't get vaxxed" stories are all media driven bullshit. The media is relentlessly asking about being vexed, basically creating and manufacturing bullshit news stories.
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>>109242541
Get the shot
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>>109242541
>I'm a brewers fan
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>chicago fans
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>>109242541
Just get vaccinated, it's free.
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>>109241852
its better to catch the wild type version of covid, or any virus desu senpai
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>>109242541
there's literally no reason not to get vaccinated.
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These college baseball umps suck and why dont they have the strike zone box on the screen?
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A healthy 28 year old doesn't need the vaccine
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>>109242824
Get a load of Joe Rogan being a fucking idiot here.
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>>109242824
Sure they do. You have an absolute ethical obligation to your community to do so, as failing to do so makes you a potential infection vector that could cause you to be directly responsible for injury or death to those around you.
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>cubs fans so pussy they're afraid of the memeflu
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>>109242923
as failing to do so makes you a potential infection vector that could cause you to be directly responsible for injury or death to those around you.
This sounds based I hate the people I live around.
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>>109242655
kek soisconsin btfo
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>>109242923
And don't forget, the less people who are vaccinated, the easier it is for the virus to mutate and then undermine the current vaccine.
It's exactly like how antibiotic resistance bacteria exists.
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>>109242655
>>109243001
Samefag
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Rizzo consulted with his doctor and his doctor said not to get the vaccine.
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>>109242749
I'd tell you to go catch a wild version of smallpox and test that theory, but a wild version doesn't exist. Because of vaccines.
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>sewers
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This Gavin Williams dude is dealing. Rocker getting 3 inches off the plate, this ump is horrible.
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>>109243684
lol called 3rd strike
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>Byron Buxton is still top 10 in WAR
>with 24 games played
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>>109243970
What happened? Did they break him?
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>>109246201
He made the grave mistake of running the bases in 2021.
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>>109246626
What is up with that?
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Berds
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>padgays
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>white sox need a new 2B now
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>>109248709
white sux need a new city
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>>109242923
If you wanted to get vaccinated you could have by now. I don't give a fuck if I infect someone at this point.
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>>109248890
Southside4lyfe
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>>109249035
Suckside
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>>109242406
None of the big prospect sites are touting Rocker as a potential number 1 overall pick at this point.
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>>109249035
Those are some gay ass uniforms
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>Las Vegas Athletics
>Nashville Athletics
>Montréal Athlétiques
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>>109249035
Those are some gay ass fags
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>>109248709
>>109249035
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>>109249035
Why is a wh*teboi trying to act gangsta?
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>>109249525
#Diversity
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>>109249525
>wh*teboi
Where?
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>>109249548
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>>109249035
These cocksucking fairies play for the shittiest fucking clown show team in sports worldwide
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>>109249035
Eat your own shit and post a video thanking me
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>>109249789
Stop being racist. #pridemonth
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>>109249035
Your whole family line is rape victims and failed abortions
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>>109249035
Your mother kneels her scabby pissflaps next to Mexican urinals for her own pleasure
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>>109249761
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>>109249761
>>109250629
Woman who recorded his murder just own a Pulitzer. When was the last time baseball won a a pulverize?
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>>109250858
Do Pulitzers even matter anymore?
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>>109250989
Bill O'Reilly lied about winning one, so yes.
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anyone seen this field vision feature mlb has on some of their plays? this is the one for Mookie Betts' play from yesterday.

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/dodgers-vs-pirates/2021/06/10/633744#game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=videos,game=633744
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>>109251628
Sho time tonight. Is the general prepared?
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>>109252198
This is some The Show shit
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>>109251628
If you crunch the numbers, Baez's stats are hilarious for this season.
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The White Sox have a better offense than your team
The White Sox have a better starting rotation than your team
The White Sox have a better run differential than your team
The White Sox have a better manager than your team
The White Sox are better than your team
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>>109255099
Holy frickers baste
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>>109255099
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Fix pic related without using the words "robot" and "accountability", because we both know neither of those things is happening
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>>109255099
Basudo
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>>109255328
Refuse to renew their contracts and bring up triple a crews that have worked with the electronic zone to replace them all.
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>>109255328
Show the live feed on the jumbo screen and let the crowd decide whether it's a strike or a ball.
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>>109255099
TRUE
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>>109255099
Ayup
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>>109255099
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>>109255099
Yes
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>>109255099
Tony-sama....I kneel
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>>109255099
>The White Sox have a better manager than your team
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Berds loosing after blowing a good lead.
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>>109255099
Baste
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>>109255099
Hoo boy....no arguin' factuals
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>>109255099
Yup
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>>109256173
What's wrong with the berds this year? Curse of Nolan?
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>>109256173
LOL Nazis frog BTFO
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>>109255099
Not so fast. The Red Sox have more titles this century than the phony White Sox only won one in 2005 and nothing else
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>>109256423
Bullpen atrocious
Starters below average
Pretty good hitters but slumps are often.
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LOL
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I lost my pics of TLR with his hat sideways and the Southside jersey and I'm pissed
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>>109256837
He had to come out the bench to acknowledge the ovation he received.
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>>109256837
Just fucking walk him at that point
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>>109255099
YOOOOO
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>>109256993
Sunk cost at that point, wouldn't be the first time the tards shit the bed in a dual.
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>>109255099
Baste
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>>109257180
>roped
I hate this saying
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>>109255328
make them wear a lens w/ grid lines over the ump mask
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>>109257947
Just a visor with a sharpie line down the middle would work
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>>109257180
You want to know something crazy?
Before today's win, the Cubs were also 35-27
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Just time travelled here from 2016. How many World Series have the cubs won? They have such a talented young core and a great front office
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A reminder that no matter what your team does, they don't have the enteral GOAT Bill Murrary with them.
https://www.mlb.com/video/bill-murray-hypes-up-cubs-fans
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>>109258174
They've won every world series, but they got nullified by the nuclear war Trump started in the middle east. Extremely tragic.
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>>109257891
ambushed is the one that irks me
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>>109258251
Trump? Obama was still president last I checked, you’re telling me Hillary didn’t win? At least come up with realistic lies kek
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>>109258174
baseball got cancelled because it wasn't black and tranny enough.
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This brings up a valid question. Cubs deal with the devil to win the world series in 2016 was that Trump won the presidency. If Trump's coup in august is a success, does that mean the Cubs win the world series this year since their destinies are linked?
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Trump? You mean that nigga from the apprentice? Lmaoooo yea right.

Cubs? WS winners?? LMAO you guys are good
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>>109258463
trump is the ultimate curse breaker. i predict the Dads win their first Eeries
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>>109255099
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>>109258463
holy gosh i neverthought about it!
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Is Norway anon still alive or did he gamble himself to death?
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>see article about how Oakland should go get Story
When was the last time they got anybody? I only know them as an eternal AAAA team that develops great and then the second they warrant a real contract they say okay bye
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>>109258884
Yeah the article was probably written by someone who wanted Oakland to actually try
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>>109258463
>deal with the devil
That was a deal with Manfred to use the umps to rig it for them. Don't insult the devil by comparing him to Manfred.
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>>109258884
Same with the gays I mean rays
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Do you have any webms of degrom? I want to share
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Poodres 3rd place lmao
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>>109259061
>Israel
>share
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also Ichiro
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Do any players have deep cuts for walk up music? Most of them are pretty pleb
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>>109259124
>doyers
>good
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>>109259245
their idea of being edgy is coming up to Carless Whisper by Wham!
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what are some things that really make you think?
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>>109259335
better than the Poodres lmao
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>>109259241
Based. Somebody post ichiro doing his warmup
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>>109259376
>why
Kek
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>>109259376
they're talking about Glen Burke who Tommy Lasorda traded away possibly for having a relationship with his son.
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>>109258577
More like he is a curse.
The shortened season and the meme extra inning rule are his fault
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>>109258929
Cubs won in 2016 cleanly. 2017 was rigged in favor of the dodgers, but cheating beats rigging.
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>>109259793
2016 felt suspicious to me. What a coinqy dink it went 7 games
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>>109260027
Made sense, the Cubs had a shitload of depth while the Indians did not, so the Cubs were able to just outlast them in a slug fest.
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>>109260121
dont forget the "pilates"
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>>109260135
>Pilates
Things were more simple and fun back then.
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>>109260164
I never had reason to hate the Cubs or their fans until that year. Jesus what a gaggle of fags.
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>>109248709
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>>109260377
You only hate them now because before they won the world series they were the team you could look at and go 'My team is shitty, but at least they aren't as shitty as the Cubs'
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>>109260549
You should go back
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Good for Kohl Stewart to still be around the majors. I wrote him off years ago
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Watching the tardinal broadcast of the Cubs game, did they finally fire Tim McCarver? This broadcast is just bad, and not 'I want to punch babies' insufferable.
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Blue Jays vs Red Sox

>>109261043
>>109261043
>>109261043
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anyone know if that Duluth underwear is actually any good?
>>
>>109260933
>That over a solid minute of dead air after the rizzo home run followed by the begrudging respect they had to give him.
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>>109261151
It made me gay but was otherwise comfortable
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https://twitter.com/baueroutage/status/1403482774527303680
got em
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>>109261230
Does it only make you gay when you wear them, or was it a permanent thing?
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>>109255328
Who cares if they fuck up calls it is entertaining
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>>109261243
lmao
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>this is the 29th place team
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Scherzer hurt
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>Refill bird feeder
>Check 30 seconds later
>Still no birds
Fuck the cardinals
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Name a better same-team hitting duo than winker/castellanos
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didn't know about Pillar. thought he was in black face for a second.
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I want to have sex with Jacob degrom
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Free Palestine
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nuke palestine
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>>109261613
>Go to church
>forget the words to the hymns
Fuck the Angels
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>>109259376
In 1991, Tom Jr. (known as "Spunky") died of complications related to AIDS
>spunky
i think im going to hurl
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>>109261785
That's what I thought too when I first saw it.
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>>109233199
nice
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>>>109261656

Mets vs SD
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OHTANICHADS RISE UP
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>>109262089
get ready
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>>109261613
sneed
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>>109261243
what is this aspie scheming now
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>>109262148
That's a lot of nazi frogs
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>>109261243
Is he genuinely autistic?
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If the Reds get Votto and Suarez going with Castellanos and Winker that is a crazy lineup.
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Ohtani night in the desert
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Now that the dust has settled… What city was he referring to as “one of the fag capitals of the world”?
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Scherzer injured
Press F
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>>109262750
your dad's booty hole
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>>109262845
pulled his pussy muscle
F
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>>109262750

Literally did nothing wrong. Free Thom.
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Why does it look like deGrom is playing a different game than everyone else?
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JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>109263414
how long has he been back?
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MVP MVP MVP
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>A balk
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lmao he balked
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Can they take Bauer's Cy away and just retroactively give it to DeGrom?
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stinky butt chud
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>>109263167
ever since he cut his hair off you can tell he's big lanky strong looking mother fucker
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are all the bad home plate umpires manlets?
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>>109263645
deGrom wasn't even half as good last year as he is this year.
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>>109263795
He was great last season. He's been historically great so far this season.
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>>109263645
I think you mean Darvish
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>>109263795
He was great last year he just had one bad start + a mediocre stretch after coming back from injury
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slut nuggets
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mike tauchman is a god
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>>109264158
>more like Juan “Oh no!”
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>>109263777
Yeah they can’t see the zone
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Why can't deBaby throw more than 80 pitches?
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Where is Dadsbro?
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>>109262639
the world is your oyster, sho
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Hey dbag fans. I drove through your state getting back to CA. Got to see the Grand Canyon and it took my breath away. Everyone was really nice, the weather was awesome and the sightseeing was gorgeous. So much scenery to chew on so I ask, how did your fine franchise team land on one of the dumbest and ugliest designs in the league? How did they fuck up with so much creative pool to borrow from? Ugly as shit.
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>>109227336
Based Tampa Brays Bro!
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>>109264445
Look up “teal McDonalds Sedona Arizona” and you’ll have your answer.
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>>109255099
FUCK
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Based Tony Disco with the 2-hit shutout

GG Nattybohs
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Rangers/Dodgers
>>109264954
>>109264954
>>109264954
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>>109264869
roman dominance
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DEGROM IS DEAD
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>>109264981
sore elbow tendons
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>fish up
fishbros...
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>>109264759
Interesting article, but doesn’t explain the ugliest concept design in MLB
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what happened to scherzer? didnt watch the game
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>>109265182
He died
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>>109265182
>>109261554
>>109262845
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>>109265182
pulled dick muscle
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>Sherzer and DeGrom both die on the same day
Oh fuck... Is this part 2 of Trev's plan??? Kill the other NL ace pitchers?
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>>109265259
line drive to bauers face when?
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Degrom is injured every day. Don't act suprised.
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>>109265259

Don't touch Gas Man
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JANKEES

didn't play today
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WINDIANS !
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>>109265366
That's a loss in my book
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>>109265366
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JANKEES

have more rings than your team
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>>109265434
my team's won 3 since they last made the series
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>>109265434
>34
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JANKEES

are Boston's bitches now
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Why is Suzuki ohtanis personal catcher? Is it literally because they are both Japanese? Lmfao
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>>109265491
>>109265496
>single digit ring counts
eww don't talk to me
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>>109265504
Communication is pretty important between a battery. I don't understand why that's funny.
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>>109265511
>rings from before half the league existed
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>>109265511
>[insane yankee babble]
lmfao
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>>109265538
>redsox glory hunting leaf
lmao
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yfw da giants win da worlds eries
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>>109265538
I greatly dispise the red sox, but Tito Ortiz is extremely based
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>>109265600
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>>109265601
dispise isn't a word
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OHTANI NO
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>>109265064
If they are so fucking anal about a corporate logo of a multi billion dollar multi-national mega corporation “intruding on the natural beauty”, what the fuck makes you think they would tolerate anything resembling good design over shadowing the natural scenery.
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Chadres... We slumping..... .
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go 'stros
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sloppy chud nuggets
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>>109265700
That was one town, not the entirety of Arizona, of which the dbacks are based in Phoenix. You’re making yourself look dumb on a Friday evening.
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>>109265600
>>
Ohtani Chads we just keep winning!
>>
We Rise!
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>>109265706
A horrible sad death in San Diego I can deal with.
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>>109265621
I despise you
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need an update on angels "it" status
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>>109265822
They still ain’t
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Barves in complete tailspin
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MARWINS
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>>109265742
You’re missing the point to intentionally be an obtuse faggot who needs to be stabbed in the neck because your skull is too fucking thick to understand context.
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>ohtani hurt
Bros I don’t feel so good
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>>109265984
One legged ohtani a beast
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>>109265976
Lol stay mad at nothing
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>madres talking smack about DeGrom not capable of throwing 80 pitches a game
>Snell's stat line:
>4.0 IP, 5H, 3R, 3ER, 3BB
madres got RAY'd.
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>>109266217
Not a madre fan, but I'd rather have snell who's actually pitched in the post season than soon-to-be exposed, tendonlet degorm
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>many fans wearing Angels jerseys at Chase Field
is Phoenix in the Greater Los Angeles area?
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>>109266280
Phoenix, Las Vegas, and San Diego are all suburbs of Los Angeles
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>>109266280
People from SoCal regularly move to Arizona, in past years there's usually a lot of dodgers fans whenever the dodgers play in arizona
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Angel fan
Chase field and other fields
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Pierats walked 3 runs in during 1 inning
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>>109266280
>>109266302
In Blade Runner 2049 I think it’s implied Arizona doesn’t even exist as a civilization, and San Diego is literally just the municipal waste dump for Los Angeles lol
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big willy style
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booty freak
chase tail and other tales
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>>109266371
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>>109266420
That movie was sick. Waiting for my own robot AI wife, only 28 years away
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>>109266420
any city that doesn't have it own water supply is on borrowed time imo
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Sewers are .5 game back of the wild card
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this brewers ump is shit
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>>109266501
and they will be tied for the wild card after they win this game
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Wtf ump fucked ohtani in the ass
>>
>>109266485
Probably gonna be more like this
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>102 degrees at 7:40pm game start
Arizona. jesus.
>>
OHTANICHADS
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>>109266624
What is the cable going up his shorts
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>>109266670
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lucky ass cheat sux
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Liam blows it. Still win!
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Sox win... barely
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ohtani just nailed the pitcher with a 109 mph line drive
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Wtf ohtani no class killing a pitcher like that!!!!
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this jap is a danger to our beautiful game
>>
>ohtani out here killing niggas
kek
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Ohtani literally just stabbed the batter AND the ump with a samurai sword wtf
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>>109266821
Wtf he just committed sepuku on the mound with a broken bat
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bros ohtani just yelled “banzai” and went hiroshima on this pitcher…
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WTF Ohtani has lost it. He just yelled death to America and beaned a batter
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ohtani just activated his trap card bros
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>>109266769
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Ohtani should always pitch with Slide Step
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Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the baseball bats first because their killing power was feared and respected.
>>
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what the fuck is nippon doing?
>>
Boomer American umpires hate us ><
>>
Balk? Dafuq
>>
>>109262750
Kansas City. Which doesnt really make sense since I thought flyover cities were conservative shitholes, or at least that's what my California media overlords tell me.
>>
RACIST ASS UMPS
>>
this might actually be racism. stop asian hate
>>
What the fuck is wrong with these umps? Neither of those were balks.
>>
this is worse than Nagasaki and Hiroshima
>>
Ohtani is finished.
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>>109267120
he was paraphrasing his favorite movie Blazing Saddles: "I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
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Pitching to home plate is a balk. Fucking hell
>>
Angels 3
Umps 2
Diamondbacks 0
>>
THERE YOU GO
TRY TO CALL A BALK NOW, BITCH UMP
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Oht/a/ni did NOTHING wrong
That wasnt a balk
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>>109267345
First one I would be willing to argue about, but that second one was just fucking dumb. I bet the ump just couldn't see the ball and called balk to bail himself out
>>
Some thotties in AZ
>>
>Angels score a run
>loud cheers
Kek Arizona
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these fucking japs are ruining the angels
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Not like this
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And there goes Ohtani's W
Fuck umps
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NOT. LIKE. THIS.
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We need to put Mextani in. He will save us
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>>109267923
Give me some cash for the coyote and I'll be there before you know it senpai.
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Has anyone seen this man?
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>>109268017
>degenerate gambler goes missing on big dive grass day
probably got his knee caps busted by some fat wops
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OHTANICHADS. RISE UP ONE LAST TIME
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is there a single arizona fan in that park?
>>
MVP
MVP
MVP
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>>109268109
The umps.
>>
MVP
MVP
MVP
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Damn. Trout gets snubbed MVP a couple times and now has Babe Ruth reincarnated on his team taking the MVP from him.
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bravebros... its time to break out the noose
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>>109268376
JUST
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Kek umps blocking errant throws now. Dback must have paid a good purse to them
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>reddick
BOOOOOOOOOO
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Easy flyouts
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Look behind homeplate. The sign.
>>
SUZUKI NOOOOOOOOOO
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>>109268699
rip his knees
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>>109268611
And yet they still keep winning!
>>
>>109268699
He gets his shit rocked every single game. It's impressive how he's still alive
>>
Reds can fucking mash man. They have the two best hitters in baseball plus a bunch of other legit sluggers who are slumping or are/have been hurt. Their starters are pretty good. Mahle/Gray/Miley can work, but can also be improved. They have two minor league stud SPs ready to break in.

But they have this hilariously terrible bullpen. Legit fucking gas cans. Why doesn't their ownership bust out his checkbook and improve this relatively easy to fix weakness? It's not often you're gonna have one of the best offenses in baseball. You should probably try to win when you do.
>>
>>109268611
Who's that on the far right?
>>
Sonny Gay
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>>109268736
The right fielder forced to play second made a game saving play to win the game. Can't make this shit up.
>>
Now that deGrom and Scherzer are confirmed dead, who will win the NL Cy Young?
>>
>>109268817
Not Bauer because he'll be busted for sticky stuff soon.
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>>109268817
back-to-back Bauer'tism
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>>109268817
Bah God that's trevor bauer's music!
>>
How does Soria keep getting a job?
>>
>>109268817
Mickey Mouse 2: Electric Bugaloo
>>
Iglesias lock down time. Get ready to LTBU.
>>
>>109268895
I miss LTBU and Big Fly Ohtani-San.
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>that bat slam
>>
assdribble
>>
IMMACULATE SAVE?
>>
>>109268957
So close... you jinxed it!
>>
LTBU!
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angelbros.....
>>
OH NONONONONO
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angels ain't it
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>>109268842
>>109268857

Bauer isn't even close to the top 10. It'll be Wheeler, Woodruff, or Gausman.
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>>109268978
Nevermind that wasn't strike 3
AND OH FUCKING
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>>109268957
FUCK THIS GUY
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>>109268957
>>109268978
both of you kys
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>>109268957
ya blew it
>>
>>109268811
He's not a right fielder, he's a SS/2B who had been forced to play right field earlier in the season.
>>
JUST
>>
Raisel Iglesias in the ninth:

Three-pitch strikeout

Three-pitch strikeout

Game-tying homerun

Fuck.
>>
Where is nu though?
>>
Bros this shit isn’t fair

How is he essentially 4x better then the #5 guy
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OOOOOH boy Manfredball!!
>>
>>109269090
>ERA
kek
>>
DIAMONDBALKS
>>
I love crowd. Sounds like chicken

BAWLK. BAWLK. THATS A BAWLK.
>>
>>109268817
>>109268891
Bauer handed out his own Mickey Mouse CYAs for this year through 60 games today

https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1403482774527303680
>>
Kurt will avenge his closer.
>>
Do you walk Suzuki?
>>
Odds of a base clearing fight this series?
>>
>>109269147
Unhinged autism. Many such cases. Sad!
>>
>>109269210
Bench clearing* kek
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>>109268957
>>109268978
You guys and the angels announcer jinxed it.
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>minimum 3 batters rule
LOL
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Holy kek. Maddon iced the fuck out of this guy. He's absolutely right though
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Was that the diamondbacks being sneaky?

Oh wow lol
>>
SUZUKI IS KILL
>>
HAHAHAHHAA
this game is cursed
>>
BRO WHAT THE FUCK. That had to be intentional
>>
>>109269103
He has more rbi as a hitter than runs given up as a pitcher this season. that's fucking insane.
>>
Bros this fucking game
I think Kurt just got hit almost in the same place that pitch hit earlier
>>
reminder Diamondback snakes are poisonous. he ded
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>>109269283
A NASTY bite
>>
Just what the fuck is this game?
And its the only game left now so all eyes on
>>
It's Over
>>
We need new QUICK the game is still going!!!
>>
elite snatch
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Damn Escobar hates the angels so much
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>>109269273
This tbqh. A meme game in April could mean a 1 ER game and a 2 RBI single. But it’s fucking June.
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>shitkek
pack it in
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This is where we get exposed
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Double play is all it takes
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LMAO who's walkout is fucking skillet
>>
NOW LTBU
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Vogt pissed af
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LTBU!!!!!!!
We did it for him, lads.
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LTBU
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LGBTU+
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all this low t. bant for a nothing team going nowhere struggling to beat a dead team.
ngmi
>>
new
>>109269996
>>109269996
>>109269996
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>>109222588
Lame



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