Aussie Rules Football general
oh shit we /bane/ now
u fuckers r late wif d thred blud senpai
>>108115289KEK, do another toothpaste commercial you nuffie
>>108115373looking good mate
>>108115524The New World Order at its finest
Mmmm yummy burrito. Happy cinco de mayo lads
Kind of feel sorry for people who watch Sky news to be honest.
Based commie poofHow you been mate
>>108115524>>1081155392 birds with 1 stone
>frozen 'zacheck>coke zerocheckwho here /indulging/
hate having my tiny cock shriveled up hiding in my pubes tbqh
Love how lefties dab on Sky News for its shit ratings yet somehow it's also this massive boogeyman that is responsible for brainwashing everyone in Australia
envy my dadretired at 50 and spends all day watching>tucker carlson>sky news>the footy>attenborough docoshope that's me one day
>>108115787Based eco-facist dad
don't watch aflball, but poor sam newmanF
>Tina Terlato attacker her twin eight-week old daughters with one passing away in hospital>The other was left with lifelong injuries>she avoided jail time after her charge was downgraded to infantcide>Tina was granted a working with children check in order to participate in activities like banner making at Essendonuhh bomberbros?
>>108115977now THAT'S a reality check
The vaccine was not brought in for Covid - Covid was brought in for the vaccine passport.
no need to subscribe mate, he's here everyday
it's up and dying>>108115861>>108115861>>108115861>>108115861
>>108116114don't promote my thread you fucking retard
fuck the cricket. would gladly trade it for 12 months of footy
shut the fuck up spastics
dead thread on a dead board on a dead website
FUCKING POST SOMETHING YOU NEET SPASTICS
>>108116232bit busy atm m8
Which player was a 2 time All Australian at 19
>>108116261yeah havin a wank
its fucking cold
>tayla harris wants 150kwhat is wrong with this uppity cunt
>>108115726Pull the same double think with newspapers too. Simultaneously a dead irrelevant medium with no readers and also capable of influencing elections. Everyone would obviously vote green but Murdoch keeps lying about everything in the paper.
just did a massive natalie fyfe it was dark forest green
>DOUBLE MUTANT BINDIAN STRAIN BE FUCKING TERRIFIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAHIMAGINE still falling for this retarded shit lmao
>>108116372> Old Dark Gravy Poos
>>108116389was a bourbon poo
>>108116385Lots of girth here desu
>>108116385this fella COMMANDS space
>>108116385do the straffords have an obesity gene
>>108116422bit in this
>>108116422the numbers mason
>>108116319it wouldn't be unreasonable if anybody actually watched AFLW, which they don't.
I recently bought some high quality headphones and a headphone amplifier and it's no understatement to say it's changed my life
>>108116400yes, it's called low IQ
>>108116450can i have a hint? like what era of footy
Drunk idiot at Maccas: Hey what's your favourite bandMe: It's late I'm tired and I don't care about your existence. Go away.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MUMZA
>>108116503we'd be punching on if you said that to me mate
>>108116385SLAM PIGS EVERYWHERE!
>>108116523forced to care about your existence by a self defense situation
>>108116523spoken like a man who'd be leaving in an ambulance
>>108116554>>108116558violence is the gold standard
>matched his 2019 record in 6 rounds Jesus Carlton were grim
>>108116500i give up
I could legitimately belt the fuck out of every single one of you embarrassing fat spastics
>>108116583i train ufc buddy
>>108116583hope you have a few years of training in combat sports and are at least 6 foot built m8
You know where to meet me, cunt. 15 minutes.
>>108116580never heard of them
come on baby light my fire
>>108116633>he's been talking to Paris for 8 yearsI wonder if they've ever met irl
>straffo's nephewdamn someone knocked up caitlyn? or he has other siblings
tfw no hot slut gf
>>108116648this is actually based, if he was really so nervous, work would take his mind of it
>>108116633never knew the girl responding was paris, the lore goes deeper
>>108116648based slave driver straffo
>>108116612You certainly may not
>>108116633>Sorry, this page isn't availablehuh?
imagine being a 14yo girl and up the front of the taylor swift concert when big straff comes in and stands next to you with his camera
>>108116633>Do not do things like thatI don't know why this part is so funny, it's like she's talking to a genuine retard. Why didn't he heed her advice?
how do I become an /afl/ poosonality
>>108116805Can you get a doll past customs?
fuck up kiwi nonce
>>108116805You certainly may not
>>108116830reckon I can
>>108116805 use a trip for half a day
>>108116705look at those fat sausage fingers.
>>108116805you need an original 'mick thats the most important thing its like your brand
>>108116805video yourself pooing in your pants then dip your finger in your poo, write "/afl/" on the wall and post it here and you can be a poosonality.
>>108116858sounds a bit pooey
>>108116859already starting to like this guy
cute how they follow us around
your first hater now you know your a tripfaggot
he's got us dancin to his tune lads
you have NO IDEA how badly i want the travel bubble with nz to burst while dusty is still there.
>>108116915give me a rough guesstimate about how badly you want it to happensomething tangible
>>108116934thought it would be higher, guess i did have no idea
>>108116934richmond did beat the doggies without him
>>108116874i'm quite a character
what's my afl team lads>I support Auckland Blues in rugby>Mt Albert Lions in league>I'm a bit racist, but not a bogun>educated>humble, a DIY man's man
swear i used to have so much fun on the internet as a kid, now i just sit here refreshing /afl/ and watching repetitive youtube videos, wtf can i do on here
>mum is watching the drumbased noise cancelling 'phones to the rescue
>>108116973>Mount Albert Lionswtf
>>108116980>not a bogan>educated>humble
>>108116979I have no idea either, I tried being productive the other day and tried to learn about bitcoins but it was boring so I gave up.
>>108116987what's the issue
>>108116973go for melbourne because i cannot wait to see your agony when they get knocked out of finals and return to being shit for another decade
>how do I become an /afl/ poosonality
>>108117005not a fan of the gays
>>108116973please follow my team!!
>>108117005if my team suffers an embarrassing loss, I simply disappear
>>108117022ok that's pretty crisp
>>108116946This. I'm sick of Dusty hogging all the praise when their team is full of guns.
>>108117043They would have 0 premierships and would still be a joke of a club without Dusty.
just woke up
>>108117052He is risen
>>108117051that does not discount the other player's abilities tho
>>108117052based, this flag alone should tilt the kiwi nonce into a foaming fit of autistic rage
>>108117069Rance was the only other genuine A-grader on the list.
>>108117022i'd say norf for you then so you can fuck right off
>>108117080A champion team is greater than a team of champions
>>108116830Adding this to my lexicon
just ordered a 'za
>>108117103norf are winning this weekend tho
>>108117080won 2 flags without him, reckon he might be a bit overrated
do we know what straffo's favourite fast food is?
>>108117123Do NOT support Essendon, they are a disgusting JOKE of a club.
>>108117080rance was the biggest overated cunt of his eraeveryone has already forgotten about him
>>108117022>if my team suffers an embarrassing loss, I simply disappearbased me
>Hawks can't win without Buddy>Richmond can't win without Rance>Eagles can't win without Nicnat and Gaff>Tigers can't win without DustyAnd yet people will continue to fall for the meme
>>108116973da bloos lad
thank god my team hasn't been mentioned to this kiwi poofwe don't want him
Also>Cats can't win without Ablett>Crows can't win without Modra
everyone that badmouths wagyu beef either hasn't tried it or is a tastelett. am qualified to talk about food
the coward shitspouterthe wife beater rawncuntthe kiwi nonce
>>108117017what the shit is going on with that mascot m8
>no judd no west coastactually accurate
>>108117147shut the fuck up spastic
>>108117233lol judd gave us masten the great man and jk who got us a premiership
*be's having the pre-flyout anxiety*
>>108117239What's your height and weight by chance lad?
>>108117233>No Judd and Cousins no West CoastFixed
>>108117183Is there a Blues? I might be a Blues man then
Walker, Andrews, Neale, McCluggage, Cripps, Walsh, Grundy, Adams, Moore, Mundy, Fyfe, Dangerfield, Cameron, Miller, Whitfield, Greene, O'Meara, Petracca, Gawn, Oliver, May, Salem, Boak, Wines, Martin, Bolton, Lynch, Steele, Lloyd, Kelly, McGovern, Ryan, Bontempelli, Macrae, Treloar, Dunkley, Merrett, Ridley, Naitanui, Stewart, Guthrie, Duncan, Saad, Ryan, Hopper, McKay, King, Riewoldt, Haynes, Daniel, Marshall
>>108117180Richmond haven't proven themselves without Dusty. A round 6 win over a meme team =/= a premiership.
>>108117230it's a mosquito called skeeta. are you on board?
>>108117280I'll pick my top 10 based on name quality:McCluggageCrippsGrundy n MundyDangerfieldWinesLynchSteeleTreloarNaitanui
>>108117272North Melbourne are blue and also poor like you likely are
>>108117294I may be, bombers is a good namebut I need to hear more about these Blues
>>108117272Blues are a shitty loser club with obnoxious wog fans.
can someone explain to me why a cringy septic is trying to engage with me?
>>108117308do NOT let vegan poof see this
he says mid-stroke with one of his sheep
Fascinating how West Coast won a premiership without All-Australians Naitanui, Gaff and Sheppard, got all these players back while also adding All-Australian Tim Kelly, yet have not gotten past the semi-final stage since and probably won't again this yearSimpson should be sacked
that was quick i already dislike you you're doing your job perfectly
>>108117306then nah, i'm pretty prejudiced against ethnic shitters
>>108117280This is simply not true
>>108117308nothing like a nice cheap cut on special at pak n save
>>108117321to be fair the peegles have been utterly assraped by injuries this season
>>108117308is that kobe?
>>108117308butcher here, that's scotch fillet
>>108117308not wagyu so not good enough
>>108117347hate fatty steaks, love eye fillet
>>108117347why didn't you ever fix your set shot technique?
i replied to a post i didn't mean to reply to
If I convert to Islam do I have a shot with a Lebanese bird or is my whiteness a deal breaker?
hmm. when did covid start again?
fuck me all the autists are out tonight
>>1081173832019 (2020 in australia)
>>108117283Also hasn't been proven that they can't win without Dusty but Friday night was a good indicator that they very well could. Remember that EVERY commentator said Richmond were done after Rance went down in 2019Hilarious how Richmond fans were seething when their team actually WON against the top of the ladder team with the best midfield in the comp, without Dusty. They are desperate for the 'No Dusty no Richmond' narrative to be true in order to push the 'Dusty GOAT' meme
got him on a string lads
>>108117346kobe died lad
>>108117347shut up connie doggies suck
Heard there was one new case of (((covid 19))) in Sydney so I am assuming the whole of NSW is going into lockdown for a predetermined arbitrary amount of time.
>>108117400those steaks look pretty dead to me
>>108117383they found traces in spanish sewerage from march 2019
won a regatta today lads
saw the disabled regatta today lads
please PLEASE spread to Victoria i'm dying for a 2021 installment of NEET simulator
Down to 69kg, lads. Don't know how much more I can be fucked cutting.
what a cute backpack pin ahaha
>>108117427please be in geelong
>>108117428Promoting the globalist agenda through children's cartoons isn't cute
>>108117280>Cripps >Moore >Kelly
>>108117417Nah, the next big lockdown won't include any more money for you. It will just completely financially cripple you and you will be left destitute. At least we are tackling racism and transphobia though.
>>108117433Fuck up, Josh.
Rabbitoh or Storm?
>>108117454no need for the comma there
just sharted ama
>>108117477why does he talk like that? obnoxious faggot
She's got the AC switch lads
>>108117491t. aus/pol/ blowie
>>108117489It was me all along, retard.Keep dancing for me, my precious.
it was literally me
>>108117506You are nobody.
so did that cunt make the cooper oc or what
>>108117427what are you like 5'9"?
Thank God I'm a Country Boy.
mum bought me tendies gotta put the 'za in the fridge
>>108117551love it when city poofs act all rugged and country cause they spend weekends camping in a national park with full amenities sometimes
that's a wild fantasy you made based in what you read on the internet
>>108117629based insecure poster
>>108117629interesting thing to love mate, are you gay?
i'm from the suburbs
>>108117663Let's unpack this
>>108117500Wrong. YOU are on the end of MY string, and don't you ever forget it.
>>108117669based nog living in public housing
Closing the tab now. Sick of you annoying faggots.
Thank God I'm a 'Burban Boy.
>>108117676No, it's sad that you still think this but whatever helps you sleep at night, freshie.
Don't care if Gil says I need it to get into the footy, I'm NEVER going to take the vaccine
mountain dew energised isn't working
dunno whether to watch the baseball or hockey tomorrow morning
anyone looking for a male roommate to sublet in an apartment with 5 vietnamese women aged 18-20 by chance?
>>108117691Did Hamish McLachlan's brother actually say you need the gene therapy jab to get into the footy?
>>108117708aka running a brothel?
posted a sneak straff in a certain other thread nobody has picked up on it yet
>>108117582The biggest question is: Will it be steamed?
fucking pissed all down me tracky dacks
>>108117757happens to the best of usstarting to feel energised lads
finna run tonight, gonna be shit
if your not from the location your club is located at then your a plastic customerfeels good being a west coast supporter
>if your not from the location you are club is located at then your a plastic customerbased dumbcunt
>>108117803>living in a cityno thx
>>108117853enjoy your 6 hour drive to a decent hospital mate
>>108117846he meantif your not from the location your club is located at then """you're""" a plastic customerguess who's the dumbcunt now >D
>>108117862haven't been admitted to hospital since i popped out, it should be right
>>108117875think you're missing the point
Some people are followers, and some people are leaders. I'm a leader.
*be's the most iconoclastic man itt*
*be's the most level-headed man itt*
>>108117881This is purely subjective
I'm unironically the Luke Hodge of /afl/
pregnant women are incredibly and disgustingly self-absorbed, strange how no one wants to admit this
Are we there yet?
Gonna finna wank
>>108117383ok just been crunching some figures>australia>2014-2018 average deaths per year = 158,107.3>2019 deaths = 169, 301>2019 increase over 5 year average = 7.1%>sweden>2015-2019 average deaths per year = 90,962.4>2020 deaths = 97,941>2020 increase over 5 year average = 7.67%wew i think we've already had covid lads
>>108118098no mate. we had a killer lockdown
just genuinely, gutterly laughed at something for the first time in years, felt fucking great, things are getting good
>>108118121yea it was sweet as
fiending for some bbc
based chartCHAD blowing the memeflu hoax apart
nz you here mate?
got a 'date lads
>>108118543I know you don't actually but Steven May
>>108117499Friendlyjordies is based.
>>108117734how do I /coreymax/?
>>108118543take me back
>>108118659don't take off your glasses
>>108118630This is simply not true
>>108118543this is good stuff
do NOT show this to /nrl/
>>108118543yeah I'm thinking crisp
>>108118993looks like a norf home game
>>108118993Uhh... why aren't they wearing masks?
Reckon getting a gf isn't as hard as what I think
>>108119078Not hard getting an ugly one.
>>108118543>got a mentionyep, I'm thinking based.
Hate myself and want to die, lads.
Hate myself and want my life to improve
>>108119078just need to win all your games yeah
>>108119361Death is an improvement.
Unironically grateful for /afl/ for keeping me sane during lockdown last year, shit was rough
>>108119408Got drunk and shitpost a lot tbqh. Nothing has changed actually.
wonder how much worse locky-d will be this winter
Should I watch Fight Club for the 900th time?
finna watch snatch instead
think i'm dying
We all are, mate.
>>108120199dying from lack of pussy?
watching death note subbed for the first time