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Aussie Rules Football general
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https://voca.ro/1nRuvvD3baGr
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oh shit we /bane/ now
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u fuckers r late wif d thred blud senpai
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>>108115289
KEK, do another toothpaste commercial you nuffie
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>nuffie
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>>108115373
looking good mate
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hmm
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>>108115524
The New World Order at its finest
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Mmmm yummy burrito. Happy cinco de mayo lads
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Kind of feel sorry for people who watch Sky news to be honest.
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Based commie poof
How you been mate
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>>108115524
>>108115539
2 birds with 1 stone
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>commie poof
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>frozen 'za
check
>coke zero
check

who here /indulging/
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Sydneybros......................
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hate having my tiny cock shriveled up hiding in my pubes tbqh
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Love how lefties dab on Sky News for its shit ratings yet somehow it's also this massive boogeyman that is responsible for brainwashing everyone in Australia
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envy my dad
retired at 50 and spends all day watching
>tucker carlson
>sky news
>the footy
>attenborough docos
hope that's me one day
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>>108115787
grim
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>>108115787
Based eco-facist dad
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don't watch aflball, but poor sam newman
F
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>Tina Terlato attacker her twin eight-week old daughters with one passing away in hospital
>The other was left with lifelong injuries
>she avoided jail time after her charge was downgraded to infantcide
>Tina was granted a working with children check in order to participate in activities like banner making at Essendon
uhh bomberbros?
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>>108115947
dosnbros.......................
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>>108115977
now THAT'S a reality check
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The vaccine was not brought in for Covid - Covid was brought in for the vaccine passport.
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>>108116003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMwc1c0HRQ
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no need to subscribe mate, he's here everyday
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>>108116003
...woah
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sup
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it's up and dying
>>108115861
>>108115861
>>108115861
>>108115861
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>>108116114
don't promote my thread you fucking retard
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fuck the cricket. would gladly trade it for 12 months of footy
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>>108116107
nm
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>>108116134
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shut the fuck up spastics
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dead thread on a dead board on a dead website
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FUCKING POST SOMETHING YOU NEET SPASTICS
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>>108116232
bit busy atm m8
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Which player was a 2 time All Australian at 19
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>>108116268
tim watson?
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>>108116261
yeah havin a wank
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its fucking cold
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>tayla harris wants 150k
what is wrong with this uppity cunt
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>>108115726
Pull the same double think with newspapers too. Simultaneously a dead irrelevant medium with no readers and also capable of influencing elections. Everyone would obviously vote green but Murdoch keeps lying about everything in the paper.
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just did a massive natalie fyfe it was dark forest green
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>DOUBLE MUTANT BINDIAN STRAIN BE FUCKING TERRIFIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
IMAGINE still falling for this retarded shit lmao
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>>108116372
> Old Dark Gravy Poos
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>>108116389
was a bourbon poo
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>>108116385
Lots of girth here desu
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>>108116385
this fella COMMANDS space
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>>108116385
do the straffords have an obesity gene
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>>108116291
Incorrect
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≈Ω√∫˜µ≤¬˚∆˙©ƒ∂∂ßåßœ∑´®†¥¨¥¨ˆˆøππºª•¶§∞∞¢¢££££££™¡£÷≥≥≤æ…“`≠–‘«æ
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>>108116422
bit in this
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>>108116422
the numbers mason
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>>108116422
so true
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>>108116319
it wouldn't be unreasonable if anybody actually watched AFLW, which they don't.
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I recently bought some high quality headphones and a headphone amplifier and it's no understatement to say it's changed my life
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>>108116268
joel selwood?
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>>108116400
yes, it's called low IQ
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>>108116444
Try again
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>>108116422
https://youtu.be/QxCpBSDiPNc?t=9
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>>108116423
purple even
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>>108116450
can i have a hint? like what era of footy
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>>108116462
Mid 90s
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>>108116473
bucks?
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>>108116481
Nah
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Drunk idiot at Maccas: Hey what's your favourite band
Me: It's late I'm tired and I don't care about your existence. Go away.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MUMZA
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wew \(^o^)/
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>>108116503
we'd be punching on if you said that to me mate
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>>108116385
SLAM PIGS EVERYWHERE!
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>>108116523
forced to care about your existence by a self defense situation
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>>108116523
spoken like a man who'd be leaving in an ambulance
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>>108116554
>>108116558
violence is the gold standard
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>matched his 2019 record in 6 rounds
Jesus Carlton were grim
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>>108116500
i give up
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I could legitimately belt the fuck out of every single one of you embarrassing fat spastics
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>>108116583
i train ufc buddy
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>>108116583
hope you have a few years of training in combat sports and are at least 6 foot built m8
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You know where to meet me, cunt. 15 minutes.
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>were
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>>108116580
never heard of them
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come on baby light my fire
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https://www.instagram.com/p/gnS1YUhzf2/
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>>108116633
https://www.instagram.com/p/8l36HxBzRO/
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>>108116633
>he's been talking to Paris for 8 years
I wonder if they've ever met irl
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>straffo's nephew
damn someone knocked up caitlyn? or he has other siblings
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tfw no hot slut gf
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>>108116648
this is actually based, if he was really so nervous, work would take his mind of it
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>>108116582
Ben Hart
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>>108116633
never knew the girl responding was paris, the lore goes deeper
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>>108116648
based slave driver straffo
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>>108116612
You certainly may not
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>>108116633
>Sorry, this page isn't available
huh?
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imagine being a 14yo girl and up the front of the taylor swift concert when big straff comes in and stands next to you with his camera
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>>108115663
This!!!
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>>108116633
>Do not do things like that

I don't know why this part is so funny, it's like she's talking to a genuine retard. Why didn't he heed her advice?
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arrydjay affordstray
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how do I become an /afl/ poosonality
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>>108116797
yes lad
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>>108116805
Can you get a doll past customs?
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fuck up kiwi nonce
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>>108116805
You certainly may not
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>>108116830
reckon I can
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>>108116805
use a trip for half a day
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>>108116705
look at those fat sausage fingers.
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>>108116805
you need an original 'mick thats the most important thing its like your brand
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>>108116805
video yourself pooing in your pants then dip your finger in your poo, write "/afl/" on the wall and post it here and you can be a poosonality.
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commence half-day
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>>108116858
sounds a bit pooey
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>>108116859
already starting to like this guy
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cute how they follow us around
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your first hater now you know your a tripfaggot
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he's got us dancin to his tune lads
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you have NO IDEA how badly i want the travel bubble with nz to burst while dusty is still there.
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>>108116915
give me a rough guesstimate about how badly you want it to happen

something tangible
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>>108116930
7
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>>108116934
thought it would be higher, guess i did have no idea
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>>108116934
richmond did beat the doggies without him
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>>108116874
i'm quite a character
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>>108116903
>your
yikes
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what's my afl team lads
>I support Auckland Blues in rugby
>Mt Albert Lions in league
>I'm a bit racist, but not a bogun
>educated
>humble, a DIY man's man
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swear i used to have so much fun on the internet as a kid, now i just sit here refreshing /afl/ and watching repetitive youtube videos, wtf can i do on here
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>>108116973
Port Adelaide.
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>mum is watching the drum
based noise cancelling 'phones to the rescue
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>>108116973
>Mount Albert Lions
wtf
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>>108116980
>not a bogan
>educated
>humble
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>>108116979
I have no idea either, I tried being productive the other day and tried to learn about bitcoins but it was boring so I gave up.
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>>108116987
what's the issue
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>>108116973
go for melbourne because i cannot wait to see your agony when they get knocked out of finals and return to being shit for another decade
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>how do I become an /afl/ poosonality
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>>108117005
not a fan of the gays
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>>108116973
please follow my team!!
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>>108117005
if my team suffers an embarrassing loss, I simply disappear
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>>108117022
ok that's pretty crisp
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>>108116946
This. I'm sick of Dusty hogging all the praise when their team is full of guns.
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>>108117043
They would have 0 premierships and would still be a joke of a club without Dusty.
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just woke up
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>>108117052
He is risen
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>>108117051
that does not discount the other player's abilities tho
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>>108117052
based, this flag alone should tilt the kiwi nonce into a foaming fit of autistic rage
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>>108117069
Rance was the only other genuine A-grader on the list.
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>>108117022
i'd say norf for you then so you can fuck right off
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>>108117080
A champion team is greater than a team of champions
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>>108116830
Adding this to my lexicon
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>>108116973
Essendon
Bulldogs
Carlton
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just ordered a 'za
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>>108117103
norf are winning this weekend tho
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>>108117080
won 2 flags without him, reckon he might be a bit overrated
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do we know what straffo's favourite fast food is?
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>>108116973
North Melbourne
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>>108117123
Do NOT support Essendon, they are a disgusting JOKE of a club.
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>>108117136
Maccas
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>>108117080
rance was the biggest overated cunt of his era
everyone has already forgotten about him
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>>108117022
>if my team suffers an embarrassing loss, I simply disappear
based me
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>Hawks can't win without Buddy
>Richmond can't win without Rance
>Eagles can't win without Nicnat and Gaff
>Tigers can't win without Dusty
And yet people will continue to fall for the meme
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>>108117136
wagyu beef
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>>108116973
da bloos lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxV14h0kFs0&ab_channel=TomScott
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thank god my team hasn't been mentioned to this kiwi poof

we don't want him
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Also
>Cats can't win without Ablett
>Crows can't win without Modra
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everyone that badmouths wagyu beef either hasn't tried it or is a tastelet
t. am qualified to talk about food
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the coward shitspouter
the wife beater rawncunt
the kiwi nonce
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>>108117017
what the shit is going on with that mascot m8
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>no judd no west coast
actually accurate
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>>108117147
shut the fuck up spastic
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>>108117233
lol judd gave us masten the great man and jk who got us a premiership
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*be's having the pre-flyout anxiety*
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>>108117239
What's your height and weight by chance lad?
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>>108117233
>No Judd and Cousins no West Coast
Fixed
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>>108117183
Is there a Blues? I might be a Blues man then
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Walker, Andrews, Neale, McCluggage, Cripps, Walsh, Grundy, Adams, Moore, Mundy, Fyfe, Dangerfield, Cameron, Miller, Whitfield, Greene, O'Meara, Petracca, Gawn, Oliver, May, Salem, Boak, Wines, Martin, Bolton, Lynch, Steele, Lloyd, Kelly, McGovern, Ryan, Bontempelli, Macrae, Treloar, Dunkley, Merrett, Ridley, Naitanui, Stewart, Guthrie, Duncan, Saad, Ryan, Hopper, McKay, King, Riewoldt, Haynes, Daniel, Marshall
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>>108117180
Richmond haven't proven themselves without Dusty. A round 6 win over a meme team =/= a premiership.
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>>108117230
it's a mosquito called skeeta. are you on board?
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>>108117280
I'll pick my top 10 based on name quality:
McCluggage
Cripps
Grundy n Mundy
Dangerfield
Wines
Lynch
Steele
Treloar
Naitanui
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>>108117272
North Melbourne are blue and also poor like you likely are
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>>108117294
I may be, bombers is a good name
but I need to hear more about these Blues
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>>108117272
Blues are a shitty loser club with obnoxious wog fans.
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can someone explain to me why a cringy septic is trying to engage with me?
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>>108117308
do NOT let vegan poof see this
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he says mid-stroke with one of his sheep
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Fascinating how West Coast won a premiership without All-Australians Naitanui, Gaff and Sheppard, got all these players back while also adding All-Australian Tim Kelly, yet have not gotten past the semi-final stage since and probably won't again this year

Simpson should be sacked
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that was quick i already dislike you you're doing your job perfectly
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>>108117306
then nah, i'm pretty prejudiced against ethnic shitters
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>>108117280
This is simply not true
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>>108117308
nothing like a nice cheap cut on special at pak n save
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>>108117321
to be fair the peegles have been utterly assraped by injuries this season
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>>108117308
is that kobe?
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>>108117308
butcher here, that's scotch fillet
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>>108117308
not wagyu so not good enough
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>>108117347
hate fatty steaks, love eye fillet
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>>108117347
why didn't you ever fix your set shot technique?
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i replied to a post i didn't mean to reply to
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If I convert to Islam do I have a shot with a Lebanese bird or is my whiteness a deal breaker?
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>>108117363
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hmm. when did covid start again?
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fuck me all the autists are out tonight
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>>108117383
2019 (2020 in australia)
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>>108117283
Also hasn't been proven that they can't win without Dusty but Friday night was a good indicator that they very well could. Remember that EVERY commentator said Richmond were done after Rance went down in 2019

Hilarious how Richmond fans were seething when their team actually WON against the top of the ladder team with the best midfield in the comp, without Dusty. They are desperate for the 'No Dusty no Richmond' narrative to be true in order to push the 'Dusty GOAT' meme
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got him on a string lads
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>>108117346
kobe died lad
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>>108117347
shut up connie doggies suck
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>>108117308
>eating meat
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Heard there was one new case of (((covid 19))) in Sydney so I am assuming the whole of NSW is going into lockdown for a predetermined arbitrary amount of time.
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>>108117400
those steaks look pretty dead to me
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>>108117383
they found traces in spanish sewerage from march 2019
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won a regatta today lads
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saw the disabled regatta today lads
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please PLEASE spread to Victoria i'm dying for a 2021 installment of NEET simulator
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Down to 69kg, lads.
Don't know how much more I can be fucked cutting.
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what a cute backpack pin ahaha
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>>108117427
please be in geelong
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>>108117428
Promoting the globalist agenda through children's cartoons isn't cute
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>>108117280
>Cripps
>Moore
>Kelly
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>>108117417
Nah, the next big lockdown won't include any more money for you. It will just completely financially cripple you and you will be left destitute. At least we are tackling racism and transphobia though.
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>>108117433
Fuck up, Josh.
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>>108117447
wrong, idiot
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Rabbitoh or Storm?
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>>108117454
no need for the comma there
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just sharted ama
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>>108117465
undies status?
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>>108117470
pooey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pn-7uXKjg0
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>>108117464
KEK
Poosh btfo
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>>108117477
why does he talk like that? obnoxious faggot
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She's got the AC switch lads
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>>108117491
t. aus/pol/ blowie
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>friendlyjordies
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>>108117489
It was me all along, retard.

Keep dancing for me, my precious.
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>>108117499
see
>>108117493
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it was literally me
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>>108117506
You are nobody.
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so did that cunt make the cooper oc or what
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>>108117427
what are you like 5'9"?
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Thank God I'm a Country Boy.
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>>108117542
6'2
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mum bought me tendies gotta put the 'za in the fridge
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>>108117551
love it when city poofs act all rugged and country cause they spend weekends camping in a national park with full amenities sometimes
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that's a wild fantasy you made based in what you read on the internet
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>>108117629
based insecure poster
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>>108117629
interesting thing to love mate, are you gay?
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https://twitter.com/Straffo/status/1389878153028329477
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i'm from the suburbs
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>>108117663
Let's unpack this
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>>108117500
Wrong. YOU are on the end of MY string, and don't you ever forget it.
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>>108117669
based nog living in public housing
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Closing the tab now. Sick of you annoying faggots.
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>>108117669
My condolences
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Thank God I'm a 'Burban Boy.
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>>108117676
No, it's sad that you still think this but whatever helps you sleep at night, freshie.
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Don't care if Gil says I need it to get into the footy, I'm NEVER going to take the vaccine
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mountain dew energised isn't working
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dunno whether to watch the baseball or hockey tomorrow morning
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anyone looking for a male roommate to sublet in an apartment with 5 vietnamese women aged 18-20 by chance?
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>>108117691
Did Hamish McLachlan's brother actually say you need the gene therapy jab to get into the footy?
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>>108117708
aka running a brothel?
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>>108117709
Not yet
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posted a sneak straff in a certain other thread nobody has picked up on it yet
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>>108117582
The biggest question is: Will it be steamed?
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fucking pissed all down me tracky dacks
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>>108117757
happens to the best of us

starting to feel energised lads
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finna run tonight, gonna be shit
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if your not from the location your club is located at then your a plastic customer

feels good being a west coast supporter
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>>108117803
>your
you're*
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>if your not from the location you are club is located at then your a plastic customer
based dumbcunt
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>>108117803
>living in a city
no thx
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>>108117853
enjoy your 6 hour drive to a decent hospital mate
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>>108117846
he meant

if your not from the location your club is located at then """you're""" a plastic customer

guess who's the dumbcunt now >D
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>>108117862
haven't been admitted to hospital since i popped out, it should be right
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>>108117835
>>108117846
>>108117853
PLASTIC
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>>108117875
think you're missing the point
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Some people are followers, and some people are leaders. I'm a leader.
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*be's the most iconoclastic man itt*
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*be's the most level-headed man itt*
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>>108117881
This is purely subjective
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I'm unironically the Luke Hodge of /afl/
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pregnant women are incredibly and disgustingly self-absorbed, strange how no one wants to admit this
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Are we there yet?
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Gonna finna wank
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https://youtu.be/ihPvWKMNUiA
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>>108117383
ok just been crunching some figures
>australia
>2014-2018 average deaths per year = 158,107.3
>2019 deaths = 169, 301
>2019 increase over 5 year average = 7.1%
>sweden
>2015-2019 average deaths per year = 90,962.4
>2020 deaths = 97,941
>2020 increase over 5 year average = 7.67%
wew i think we've already had covid lads
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>>108118098
no mate. we had a killer lockdown
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just genuinely, gutterly laughed at something for the first time in years, felt fucking great, things are getting good
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>>108118121
yea it was sweet as
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fiending for some bbc
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based chartCHAD blowing the memeflu hoax apart
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nz you here mate?
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got a 'date lads
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>poort
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muh hub
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>>108118543
I know you don't actually but Steven May
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>>108117499
Friendlyjordies is based.
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>>108117734
how do I /coreymax/?
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>>108118543
take me back
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>>108118659
don't take off your glasses
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>>108118630
This is simply not true
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>>108118543
crisp
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>>108118543
this is good stuff
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do NOT show this to /nrl/
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>>108118543
yeah I'm thinking crisp
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>>108118993
looks like a norf home game
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>>108118993
Uhh... why aren't they wearing masks?
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Reckon getting a gf isn't as hard as what I think
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>>108119078
Not hard getting an ugly one.
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>>108118543
>got a mention
yep, I'm thinking based.
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Hate myself and want to die, lads.
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Hate myself and want my life to improve
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>>108119078
just need to win all your games yeah
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>>108119361
Death is an improvement.
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Unironically grateful for /afl/ for keeping me sane during lockdown last year, shit was rough
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>>108119408
Got drunk and shitpost a lot tbqh. Nothing has changed actually.
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wonder how much worse locky-d will be this winter
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Should I watch Fight Club for the 900th time?
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finna watch snatch instead
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think i'm dying
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We all are, mate.
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>>108120199
dying from lack of pussy?
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watching death note subbed for the first time



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