>Lap:#2397>Countdown to Siesta GP:www.formula1.com (Scroll down for all session times)>Previous Thread:>>108102845>/f1/ Essentials V4https://pastebin.com/799u5adf>Eternal /f1/ Streamplayer.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1general>Number of F1 races since Williams last scored a point:30>Edd Straw, The Status:Why eating at night keeps me up>WDC Standings:Hamilton 69Verstappen 61Norris 37Bottas 32Leclerc 28>WCC Standings:Mercedes 101Red Bull 83McLaren 53Ferrari 42Alpenis 13>WEC Standings:Bottas 188.45 (+67.48)Mazepin 177.44 (+64.34)Vettel 152.48 (+33.22)>News:Montoya thinks track limits are 'too controversial'
Mazepin is a fucking blessing, and represents everything that F1 Racing should hope to return to this year. Racing has always been about the good old boys, the punch-ups, and the huge breasted friends you can (with implied consent) touch up because they know you're such a fucking stud. All rejoice for Mazepin, and may his guidance return racing to its pole position as a chad sport, instead of this BLM SJW Commie bullshit we endure today.
only racists hate hamilton
Waiting with bated breath for the incoming epic Danish Post
>track limits this, track limits thatshut the FUCK up
>>108111626Woah, good post
LEWIS HAMILTON IS A BIG BLACK
>>108111618>>108111626were these the "good posts"?
>>108111626>>108111631I think that was it
>>108111620wtf i love being racist now
>>108111626Dane anon delivered!
>>108111652Yes, I was first poster again.
If TSUUUUU underperforms, will we see the return of the king?
Why did she put a gypsy curse on Sharl
>>108111710miss torpedo man, like you wouldnt believe
I miss Maldonado, the races are now more boring without him
>>108111760not just the races
>>108111652>>108111660>>108111649>>108111667That was indeed my fantastic post, I'm glad you appreciate it ladsNow I'm off to bed, till' next time
>>108111745>>108111760>>108111772Mazepin is more entertaining than both of them.
>>108111782U stayed up for this?
GIMI TRAIN!!!!!!!:D:D:D D:D :D :D
hulkenberg and kvyat will never ever start in a f1 grand prix again
>Drivers I likeBased>Drivers I don't likeCringe
charles leclerc is very cute
>>108111887cute and handsome>>108111900checo, gio and lecute are the only correct top tiers
>>108111900now post the edd straw version
Mom I posted masepin again
>>108112055How is it bait?
>>108112081>He got triggered and repliedkek
>>108112124What's it like to get your dick sucked on an airplane on the way to race for Scuderia Ferrari?
>>108112124>diego, why do you have pics of another man and his gf in your pc?
now you remember him
>>108112183>They're my friends from school, mom>JEEEZE GET OFF MY BACK
>>108112188>mercedes would have chose him over bottas but bottas had more sponsor money
>>108111620Might as well.
>>108112188and now I don't
>>108112188kinda looks like ronaldo
notre pierre and sharl
>>108112254You now remember Pascal Wehrlein
>>108112218>Bottas's sponsors are funding Lewis's WDCsLMAO
Can anyone think of a reason why Alonso went back to F1? Did he think that he would have the same hype like Kimi in 2009 or sum?
>>108112378A lot of $$$$$$$ and hype for a "new" f1 team
Anri Mega V2, with her pro movies included when, waglad?
Is it just me or are the cars more reliable lately? Seems like there are less retirements during the race. Please respond.
>>108112744Less RPM generates less stress on the ICE, and the electric motors are a lot more reliable than ICEs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26OJ9zmnkbYI wish I could listen the girl on the right's voice before going to sleep, so soothing.
>Mexico City is sinking by an estimated one meter (3.2 feet) every year>The government drained what had been a marshy wetland, a remnant of the once-massive Texcoco lake system. As a result, the site has been sinking at a rate of between eight and 12 inches (21 to 30 centimeters) per year since 2015>guys I know the aztecs lived "on" lake texcoco so lets just drain it>its not like building on top of lake bed sediment is a bad then>subway tunnel collapses>some mexican anon blames a bombingY'all are fucking retarded as fuck mexico, its literally Montezuma's Revenge
>>108112877god I can't wait for earth to fucking die
>>108112877>Mexico city is sinking one meter a year>Well actually it's only sinking one foot a yearWhich is it? I need to know how many millennia it will be until Mexico is no longer the highest altitude Grand Prix.
how expensive is a f1 ICE ?
>>108113150One Million Dollars
>>108113099No way its a meter per year, not even natural processes move that fast unless a plate slips. Most likely its around 21 cm at most. I give 20 years before the track starts leaking and sinking.
>>108111620>me a black asianguess im racist
>>108112877>Montezuma's RevengeI thought that's what happens when you drink Mexican tap water and get heavy, boiling diarrhea
binland is rising 5-9mm every year from the sea
>>108112744they are,and that's why there's more points-scoring positions
>>108113264glad the diet is working :DDDD
>>108113236It is, and I got a huge laugh since I forgot that literally means traveler's diarrhea after a googling.
Think I'm going to wag my lad then go to bed.
>>108113304>finlands surface area increases by about 7 km2 every year
>>108113264You guys need to hurry up and invade before it's too late. The Empire is rising.
reminder ham dubs
>>108111648>all those brainlet zoomers who got rustled at the fia because they got confused between getting an advantage from cutting corners and exceeding track limits and literally passing somebody off of the track
Aside from having a potential fl deleted, is there a reason why drivers don't abuse track limits more? If you have 5 chances before you get penalized, why not use 4 if it gives you an advantage?
>>108112188CR7 raced in f1? He is truly the goat
KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING
>>108113962Because the advantage can be negated by a safety car and/or by you pitting. If a pit stop is 2.5 seconds and you can get 1/10th of a second by exceeding limits it’ll take you half the race to just make up the pit stop. It’s not really worth it to abuse it the whole race. That and you can hit grass or gravel and whatnot and spin out and sometimes the fastest way around the circuit is to go on the track itself. I say as long as 2 wheels are on the track then it’s not exceeding limits and that should be the same at all tracks.
Bros is F1's bad boy Mazepin out of his depth in F1? Just read some opinions from so called "journalists" about the topicMe:No its 3 races in its just his attitude off the grid thats getting the best of his rep.Link = https://www.crash.net/f1/feature/977122/1/crash-debates-nikita-mazepin-out-his-depth-f1
>>108112877>subway tunnel collapsesIt was literally a bridge
>>108113981mfw I've still haven't gotten laid, and not being able to get hard after finger fucking a fat girl smelly pussy stanky pussy doesn't count...I think
1-la source 2-au rouge 3-radillion 4-kemmel straight 5-chicane and turn 5 are les combes 6-Bruxelles 7-pouhon8-10 are campus-blanchimont11-chicane
>>108114060I think he's having a hard time getting the hang of the HAAS car. He's twitchy on the throttle, brakes at odd places and doesn't match the gears changes of his teammate (which presumably are better because he's qualified ahead of him in all races). He's gotta start matching MSCs times and telemetry if he wants to stay in F1 or at least not be known as a shitter.
>>108113946>passing someone off track>already ahead of the car being passed when he went off trackwhat did he mean by this
>>108114615Lewis got the racing line going into the turn. Max either should have turned to the other side of Lewis or braked while he was next to Lewis before the turn. He didn’t so he was forced off the circuit by Lewis and Max had the speed and and passed him off the circuit and had to give the position up.
>>108112378win in 2022
>>108112378Wants to chill out with the other boomer
>>108114813>drink coffee>don’t even get a caffeine buzz anymore, just feel normal>drink energy drink>fall asleep
>>108111648Summons 2 burgers (or possibly 1 schizo burger) to go:>track limits this, track limits that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVlouzdnj90any other finnish kino?related to F1 because finland loves going fast (and being autistic)
>indy gets this kino>f1 gets miamifuck this """"sport""""
>>108114686the video shows that the overtake happened before max went off the track so that argument doesn't hold, the stewards should've left it until after the race to review it
>>108115067sounds unironically good. KINO, then i google raducted the lyrics and i fucking lost it because my flag (not an argie, just living here but i get the meme)
I throw a shit at Lewis Hamilton>I throw a shit at Lewis Hamilton
Remember that week when people realized Wehrlein was without a seat, and everyone cried on social media how he's too talented to be without a seat and if he doesn't keep one the sport is dead?Then remember that week when people realized Ocon was without a seat, and everyone cried on social media how he's too talented to be without a seat and if he doesn't keep one the sport is dead?Then remember that week when people realized Hulkenberg was without a seat, and everyone cried on social media how he's too talented to be without a seat and if he doesn't keep one the sport is dead?Then remember that week when people realized Perez was without a seat, and everyone cried on social media how he's too talented to be without a seat and if he doesn't keep one the sport is dead?yadda yadda yaddaRemember Felipe Nasr?
>>108115242Why you bully Nasr? There's dozens of drivers who no one complained when they were dropped.
>>108115242remember roberto merhi and he losing his seat?
>>108115242>on social media
>>108114957Why can't I stop laughing at this? Feels like its 2008 and I'm exploring a Halo:CE modded map.
>>108115297I feel like you and I played slightly different versions of halo ce
>>108115242Holy fucking kek, there's so many social media forced drivers.
>>108114901more like SHITki TsuSHITTER
>>108115312Halo custom edition on the PC not combat evolve. I remember finding a map where if you shot a 2D png cutout, the entire map would go from day to night.
ПEPEMEH TPEБУЮT HAШИ CEPДЦAПEPEMEH TPEБУЮT HAШИ ГЛAЗA
Pierre Gasly is a future F1 Champion
>>108115254based.>>108115388outstanding post. consider them checked.
is formula 1 bad for you
>>108115432By performing at a high enough caliber this season that a better team hires him for 2022
>>108115432because he won this one meme race purely on merit of course and not because everyone else shat the bed, crashed or got penalties
>>108115443Yes it's carcinogenic
The AI in the F1 games is the best racing game AI of all time and it's so far ahead other current games that it's not even funny. But it's still shit. Just finished France in career mode on 105% AI. Driving as Schumacher with Hamilton as my teammate at Mercedes. 87 point lead in the WDC even though I DNF'd in Vietnam. AI regularly beats me in qualifying or at least is very close to me but in races they drop back. The only "now this is racing" moment this season was Spain where Hamilton outqualified me by a few hundreds, I took the lead at the start, led the whole race while having Hamilton and Verstappen pressuring me, then the two of us ran away from Amx and at the start of the final lap Hamilton overtook me round the outside going into the first corner and won. After that I went on a 4 race streak of 26 points.
>>108115444cringe and wasted trips>>108115455I like you anon, you shoot straight without giving a flying fuck about others.
>>108114985Looks like a bunch of tilkeshit to me DESU! >desu it’ll make for a based indycar race. I’m excited for it desu.
>>108111620Dude I've sucked and taken bbc. You can't get me to be a post 2014 Hamilton fan.
>>108115520Are you trans?
Black Lives Matter
>>108115540if science were real, wouldn't we see people saying so with tshirts and signs?
Based field of Science :-BiologyChemistryAstronomyNeurologyNot a proper science but its still part of the science field :-Computer ScienceMicrobiologySocial ScienceExperiemental PhysicsSus fields of Science:-PhysicsQuantum PhysicsBad fields of science :-Gender sciencePsychologyScience is real folks/f1/ related cuz Mick Schumacher wore a shirt that said "Science is ReL"
>>108115594Where's geology at on your irish scale?I'm pretty sure St. Patrick use geology to drive all the snakes out of Ireland.
*drifts away to sleep*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RaEKT6qNBw
>>108115594What does 'Science is Real' mean? Isn't science a process and not some sort of physical thing?
>>108115514i guess lyrics must be silly but if you don't understand them (except "toyota celica") it's actually a nice song really catchy
>>108115628You’re a fucking bigot
>>108115628I cannot believe you fucking said that
>>108115628im literally shaking and crying can we range ban singapore
>>108115624I honestly wouldnt call Geology a pure science form but a field of science mixed with geography. Id put it in the Sus scale And im currently doing a degree on a field of science
>>108115594Then they should take seriously these graphs about ethnicities
Is F1 science?
>>108115628FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>108115628I read that as "Sainz is real" kek
>>108115635just a vapid "forbidden love" song about going for a ride
>>108115674>checks the results>sees black man succeedingNo, F1 is not science. It's a sport.
>>108115624earth sciences can be based but in my undergrad experience, consist 90% of horse girls and dudes who pretend to be socialist to get their dick sucked
Brethren you should see Gender Studies/Science. Wonder what kind of job you get from that. Weird fact. All these LGBT,race and woke stuff is all influenced by the higher echelons of academia from the Gender Studies/Science division. This is why you see F1 stars with those shirts
>>108115662>And im currently doing a degree on a field of scienceSame hereMaybe its not a serious science(or at least on how the public view it) but it is an necessity for alot of things in life. But unforgettably it seems like it gets ignored alot.>>108115704Everything out here is still online atm so I wasn't able to see who most of the people who study it look like. But from what I got online, some people seem to get into this for ALL the wrong reasons. A couple people seem to think volcanic eruptions are caused by global warming.
what the fuck is a "sus scale"imig
>>108115792You're a 10 on it
>>108115792looking kinda sus bro.
>>108115792Tha fuck if I know. Sounds like a brainlets excuse into not understanding certain things.
>>108112176Only a select few men could answer that question I'm afraid.
biz idea: make f1 drivers play other sports and give points for that (like 20/25 points max)
>>108115801Based,Im a Computer Science student and in second semester last year our professor said that if you can managed to hack into the Uni system and change your friends grades, he'll keep the grades and wont call the police. Mind you we were all first years and working from home due to COVIDIts impossible to hack into the system and change grades unless its an inside job. But this guy who was an exchange student for semester managed to do it by using his personal computer in Germany. And changed his grades into F1 positions (P1,P2,P3). Idk what happened to him sinc
Is sus that all our potatoes started dying off in mass? I'm pretty sure it was the english that did this to us and not our incompetence on farming.
Edd Straw, the race.
>>108115863>7 RAIKKONENWait is that actually gimiI remember seeing a webm of charles on a soccer field too
What did Google mean by this?
>>108115885is edd real?
>>108115894I don't think so
>>108114985Is that another fucking parking lot track? We're in for some kino, boys.
>>108115894Edd Straw, The Science. Is.
>>108115890ye, Seb! is in there too. ill make some oc later. 3am here
>>108115831>>108115819>>108115833>>108115843i'm too old for this, i thought only fortnite aged fags do thisi blame netflix
>>108115890>>108115910He actually scored a hattrick
>>108111607Wow another season of Hamilton dominating, what an incredible spectacle
>>108115911I mean saying "sus" was kinda a thing before netflix was the be all end all word to end discussions like this. You just sound like a finnish shutin. Which isn't an insult...
>>108115930uhmmm excuse me sweaty are we forgetting about le hecking midfield battelerino?
>>108115930I never really believed America had a problem with white supremacy until I read this post.
>>108115940wait, what does netflix have to do with it? I thought it was getting spammed now because of among us.But yeah, it was a thing long before 2020, at least here in the northeast
Who beside Sainz is too proudy as well? Thinkgen Perez, Retardo, Vettee, Tsuuuuu
>>108115972I don’t understand the question
>>108115953I'm semi drunk atm, netflix wasn't the right metaphor for my statement. When I was in HS people were still saying "suspect" so idk wtf I was going off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqkthe Kimi Räikkönen theme, as decided by my roll a couple of days ago
schizo present? cmon post now fucking autist
Good afternoon, you fucking idiots.
>>108116086its half 10 in the morning you daft cunt
>>108116039thats the Bottas theme bro>>1081160863:38 am here wtf u talking about
>>108116086Its still 2 hours before wednesday, seethe more aussiechan.
ricciardo is a cunt/vettel/
Would you say F1 has a light,middle or high rates of nepotism?The idea that Arthur LeClerc can get the Alfa 2024 seat for being Charles younger brother is a quite tough to take in. Considering the fact hes in F3 and has had a decent run of results. Even Mick to Ferrari as early as 2023 due to being Michael's son is another example of it
>>108116109Deal with it.
>>108116219Death to Ohio
>>108116200I would say it has avarege nepotism. A big name helps you to get a seat, but you still have to prove that you are good enough. Joe Lee and Palmer was a good example for that, got droped after 1 1/2 seasons for being shit
>>108116196Post of exceptional quality right there.
>Otmar on suicide watch
>>108116253>inb4 he crashes and dies for real this time
>>108116253ROY MAYNE FAT JOHN
>>108116253WHERE ARE HIS EYEBROWS
>>108116253Lol hes gonna get more time in that Merc time than De Vries has had :(
>>108116253georgie boi frens im not feeling so gud
>>108116270They specifically picked Paul Ricard so he can't do that
>>108116253He’s just gonna do some laps in the 2019 car >mfw Romain replaces bottas
>>108116253it’s surely not gonna be during free practice right?
>>108116253Just a good solid dude
Looks so weird
>>108116376>Meanwhile in a parallel universe:6 Times WDC champion Romain Grosjean climbs into his Mercedes ahead of the Spanish Gp
>>108116376He's touching his dick.
>>108116376Looks so good
Like a phoenix
Remember how much people rated Grosjean in late 2013?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2UZLQvHu74
>yfw big john takes russels spot
>>108116246and Bruno Senna (though he's decent outside of F1)
>>108114985>Hit up a Shoney's before an Indycar racebased
>18 DNFs at Barcelona because every driver apart from HAM & BOT crashes on purpose in hopes of getting a Mercedes test
>>108116438POST YFW BIGJOHN GETS THE MERC SEAT BEFORE RUSLEL
>>108116456>>108116476>>108116484He is doing Indycar now, not gonna happen
What team is Kevin going to test for
>>108116443not really no.that Lotus was championship winning material, but Bigjohn is mediocre and gimi wasn't really trying because he wasn't getting paid all season long. (ynr his "backpain")
>THE CITY OF RUSLELTHE CITY OF RUSLEL>THE CITY OF RUSLELTHE CITY OF RUSLEL>THE CITY OF RUSLELTHE CITY OF RUSLEL>THE CITY OF RUSLELTHE CITY OF RUSLEL>THE CITY OF RUSLELTHE CITY OF RUSLEL>THE CITY OF RUSLELTHE CITY OF RUSLEL>THE CITY OF RUSLELTHE CITY OF RUSLEL
BIGJOHN LIVES AGAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5igCWjmeAU
wtf I love mercedes now
why does big john get a merc test again what makes him so special
>>108116610Toto probably thought he was actually going to die
>>108116610He crashed in a spectacular way. This is just a PR stunt
>>108116610he made the fire rise
Should we do more Mattposting
>>108116626no you freak.
Kick a man when he's down toto
>>108116626please no, I've had enough of him, last year I already stopped following wtf1 on facebook and it's better when I forget that he exists
>>108116647Dallara will remember that
>>108116647holy shit they're actually going to kill him as a sacrifice for 2022
>>108116610he tried to kill himself
>>108116647they need to finish the job from bahrain
>>108116647Notice how he said "final memories" and not "final memories of F1"They've somehow gotten a hold of Charles' death note and Big John is their sacrificial Frenchman.
>>108116666perhaps he's wondering why you would give a man an f1 test before throwing him out of the sport
>>108116683so he can kill himself
>>108116647>final memoriesuhhhhh... guys?
>tfw fatjohn bins it into Turn 10
what exactly is the point of some randos testing your car? why can't your fucking drivers test it?
The unexposure starts this weekend, buckle up lads.
>>108116745good boy points and sponsorships
>>108116745PR I guess>>108116771haha in Spain... sure...
>>108116814What the fuck I don't remember them racing in Spain last year at all, I assumed it was cancelled
>>108111741He won the first two races after he dumped her.
>>108116840frfr, I can barely remember any MWL races
>>108116650he is the only YTchannel I ever unfollowed. I don't even know why I started following him in the first place. I assume his earlier videos were actually a bit interesting and objective.
>>108116840The only thing I remember from that race was this here: https://youtu.be/sqcBot3Foi0
>>108116814>>108116840Holy shit you're right. I don't remember shit about it either
>>108116840It took place in August I think, not the usual date in May. You didn't miss anything as you can see>>108116852I remember, and last year Gasly won after breaking up and people said "podiums before hoes">>108116857It happens the same to me there are a lot of races that I almost don't remember because it was so boring and nothing relevant happened
>>108116745To make redit and twiter happy
>>108116840tdh I'm like this every year, I only remember the time Merc spazzed out and before that the last memorable one was 2012, then 1996. I don't even remember if I watched quite a few of last year's races.
>>108116862You followed it beause you found him funny, then unfollowed because 4chan told you to do so.
I honestly don't know which race is which besides Australia, Monaco and spa. I'm quite the cazzie. Oh and singapore too.
>>108116870ah yes! was this where he had to come in (retire?) a couple of laps later because he unbuckled already? and was basically driving around without seat belts on?
>>108116966certainly not. I don't follow "funny" channels. I think his earlier videos were more info-based instead of entertainment
>>108116966trips of truth
>>108116991Yeah, same race: https://youtu.be/nTuTcvf-4LQ
>>108116895>>108116814>>108116840>Bottas was overtaken by Verstappen and Stroll at the first corner. >Bottas then used the drag reduction system on the fifth lap to pass Stroll and move back up into third place.>Hamilton won the race by 24 seconds, lapping everyone except for Verstappen and Bottas, who completed the podium in second and third place.>Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc retired from the race with a mechanical problem after he span at the chicane.Nothing else happened AT ALL, it was literally the worst most boring fucking race of the year I am still angry.
>>108117075>Bottas was overtaken by Verstappen and Stroll at the first corner.classic
>toto stole charles' death note
Checo had a good quali in 2020. Red Bull will be in a position for some meme strats, right?
>>108117171so that basically means ruining Checo's race by leaving him out there with the only "benefit" being Hammy getting DRS when he eventually catches up to him.
>>108117215kek they were really retarded for that
>>108117229They could have held shamigger up if it wasn't for the former mercedes employee nikiter mazepan
>>108117248not at all
>>108117248or if they timed checos pace so he didn't get overtaken on the straight
MADAM WHY DID YOU REDEEM TRACK LIMITS
>>108117293>you will never open bobs and vagene for karun chadcock
>>108117279even then he would be overtaken the lap later, HAM would've lost a second and a half at most. PortLMAO is just a terrible track if you dont care for DRS overtakes
>>108116253*Snatches Russel's seat*BASED GP2 CHADF"KINO" BTFO
Is Cuckass bankrupt and finished?
Max Verstappen will never win a WDC
>>108117503This, but he actually will.
>>108116438>Leave Lewis to me.
>>108117503No dubs of truth.
poopoo peepee lewis dnf on lap three
>>108117528>not electrical failure on turn 4 in lap 15
>Grosjean gets fully branded Merc kit for his test, not the usual blank overalls and helmet even rhough he's contracted with a IndyCar team>Horner saying "it would be very weird" if Bottas got sacked mid-season>Rumors about Merc factory having had enough with BottasG-GUYS
>>108117572>sabotage the guy every race>hate him for underperformingI wonder in which order these things happened
>>108117572Digits and fat John replaces Bottas from Paul Ricard onwards.
>>108117572Out of all the drivers available why the fuck would they go for Grosjean
>>108117584>Digits and fat John replaces Bottas from Paul Ricard onwards.and Bottas replaces fat John in Indycar and does the ovals too, eventually becoming an Indy GOAT.
>>108116647new to f1 but is this common? seems like an offer a professional sportsman would otherwise be embarrassed to take
i wish bottas would just say fuck it and go full rosberg now that he's having his last season in the team, just fucking crash with lewis instead of half ass defending
>>108117572>bigjohn too püssy to race in ovals>no indy 500 with bigjohnreal tragedy
>>108117595If he crashes into AMX with no survivors it wont look suspicious
>>108117595Good press on DtS
>>108117595A final "Fuck you" to the sport. "Look we can even win with Fatjohn HAHAH". "Look how much money you all wasted developing cars that couldn't beat ours when its running on 50% HAHAHA"
>>108117595Liberty & DTS producers would jizz their pants if Grosjean made miracle comeback at Merc as a race winner.
>>108117595Its a merc as long as a driver isnt bottas tier they'll be fine
>>108117595For a laugh
>>108117636>>108117637He‘s not driving in the race. Just test driving.
>>108117656Ah now come on Ted. It's just a big laugh.
>jahwol, Romain, you shall drive ze Mercedes at der Großer Preis von Frankreich ja?>ummm toto j'habite in america now>ya, at der Großer Preis von Frankreich
>>108117595>Give Grosjean the test>Realize he's faster than Bottas>Sub him in for the race>Insane comeback story, Luberty Media and Drive to Survive capitalise hard>Bottas kills himself, allowing Mercedes to sub in George early and continue their dominance into the future>Everyone (that matters) is happy
>>108117671based>>108117636they already did this witrh russell
Is this really Bottas' final year? When is neekeri going to fuck off?
>>108117741when MWL ends, and every other race he crashes into Ferrari's second driver again.
>>108117766basedI'm affraid we won't get to see that though
tell me about flörschwhy does she bite her lip when she's around men
>>108117683Russell got fucked by merc that time
>>108117834she wants the D
>>108117834She has the NEED. THE NEED TO BREED.
>>108117887>the DThe drive?
>>108117572Why replace him? He's doing better than Perez at the moment
>>108117834She looks like mr potato
What does it say about Hamilton if Bottas' car really is tuned down compared to Lewis'? It means Ham lost pole and wins multiple times with a faster car.
>>108117915Shame she can't drive like him.
>>108117949They have enough telemetry to let Bottas grab a pole here and there and make it seem like they are not smoke and mirroring everyone before turning it down again on raceday
>>108117949>What does it say about Hamilton
>>108117949I read somewhere Hamilton chose a lower wing setup for the race instead of setting up for pole like Bottas
LOVE IS LOVE
>>108117887The initial D
>>108118188the car is not on fire yet
>>108118188>Belgian flag>S. something for the name Hmm
>>108117595rolling for grosjean WDC
hes just going straight through my caaaah
>>108118225inb4 they replace Bottas with Vandoorne to punish Russel for Imola
>>108118188Vandoorne might be a bigger cuck than bottas
Still not a fan of Toto Wolff
>>108118188vandoorne set to replace hamilton
>>108116683He's a big John.
>>108118254What are you doing here?
How can f1 compete?
>>108116253>Exposes Hamilton and Bottas in your pathRien de personnel, enfant.
>>108118302Monaco grid girls to /f1/
>>108118336All in favor of this proposal?
>>108118302>giving women a jobthis is incredibly sexist!! or something.. I don't know what they said the point was anymore.
>>108118188i thought grosjean was french wtf?
>Grosjean crashes the car into the Mercedes garage, killing everyone inside and doing immeasurable and irreversible damage to the F1 team's operations>He walks out with minor burns againPlease Fat John, raise F1 from the flames as you did yourself.
>>108117949>Max spammed DRS on Bottas for 13 laps on the main straight but failed to get past him.>Bottas got multiple "Fastest Lap" during the race and the Fastest Lap of the race against Max.>tuned downOk, my low IQ shizo friend.
>>108118400>Bottas had no pace at the start>Sir Lewis Hamilton passes him>Bottas has good pace again and can hold up AMX
>>108118447The design really gets to the point doesn't it
>>108117583>sabotage him every raceOh yeah, mercedes ractory controls the weather, that's why Bottas sucks ass in wet races
>>108118493Alice Coltrane is laughing at you
>>108118493>jazz music>following conventions
>>108118497I think you meant to say "both drivers" instead of "Bottas"
>>108118604did they died?
>>108118604>the last oneKek
Habbening in Spain
>>108118604kek that was kino
>>108118643some kind of Scandinavian DS3 cup, and I guess it suddenly started raining at one part of the track while everyone was still on slicks? don't remember exactly.
What's the weirdest qualifying result you can remember?hardmode: no wet track or race-fuel quali
>>108118688Obvious answer but Jerez 1997.
the next race must be bored if HAM/BOT is still 1-2 and no one crash the fuck on them
>when Sophia sees Waglad's dickpic
>>108118604>Kalmar Union politics 1397-1523.webm
Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen say they trust each other enough to race hard as they give Formula 1 its closest and most entertaining inter-team driver rivalry in close to a decade.“Yeah, it’s been really cool, especially when you race a driver, when you know that you can go to the absolute limit, I guess you can trust each other to just race super-hard,” said Verstappen of going wheel-to-wheel with Hamilton.“I think that’s always really nice because you can see the in the three races…it’s been really close to each other but predictable. Lewis has never had something like ‘oh, we’re going to crash’ or something. I always have full trust in Lewis that we all give each other enough space.”Hamilton, who came out on top in their latest battle to secure his 97th career victory, echoed Verstappen’s sentiments.“Yeah, I just second that,” he said. “I think it is naturally down to respect and I think both very, very hard but fair and I think that’s what makes great racing and great racing drivers and I think we will continue to keep it clean and keep it on the edge but I don’t think either of us has a plan to get any closer than we have been.”
>>108118688Belgium 2009 with Fisico on pole in a Force India
>>108118816>closest and most entertaining inter-team driver rivalry in close to a decade>Not even 25% of the season completedThe absolute state...
>>108118816I don't know where this "rivalry" and "title fight" shit suddenly comes from this season. why do people think this season is different to any other? we are only 3 races in, the first one is never a good reference for the rest of the season, the second one was a wet race on a meme track, and the 3rd was hammy cruising to the win as usual.is it journalists catering to the DTS demographic?
>>108118604For me, it's the red driver poking his head out and diving back in before the last one.
Pick your Barcelona configuration:>HAMBOTVERPERNORLEC>HAMVERBOTPERNORLEC
Reminder that Max got his victory at Bahrain stolen.
new f1 fan here - has f1 been shit up with this BLM nonsense like football has?
>>108119028*curb stomps you*
>>108118849>>108118883they are enamored with the idearomanticizing maybe attracts more female audience
>>108118978I was trying to think of scenarios where this happens, but the chances are very slim..>almost the entire field crashes out in some insane Danish DS3 Cup style pile up>some sort of Indianapolis 2005 shenanigans happen causing only Haas and Willy to take the start>some new innovation brought to the Spanish GP is ruled to be illegal, causing everybody to be DSQ'd, except Haas and Willy who didn't have the money to develop it.
>>108119123>willy find some cheap OP loophole>memerace for msc
>>108119028no BLM nonsense if you tune in during the formation lap and switch off at the chequered flag
>>108119162There is a lot wrong with Ziggo but I cannot thank them enough for cutting all that crap and just switching to their own talkshow before the formation lap and after the podium
>>108118688Hulk putting his Williams on pole at Brazil 2010https://youtu.be/zIaYzWYvKys
>>108119162I'm genuinely surprised they don't try to shoehorn in some virtue signalling during the (nowadays seemingly mandatory) competition caution red flags.
>>108119215Which race was this?
>>108119198same with Telenet over here. a lot (everything) is shit, but I've seen the BLM kneeling maybe only once, if ever.
>>108119235Mugello last year. Tuscan GP
wish me luck lads, gonna take part in the portuguese rally for the first time
>>108111607Guys, Is the F1 subscription worth it?
>>108119235it was in the shitty meme script of the 2020 Tuscan GP
>>108119249Is shitting into your own hand worth it?
>>108119249Do you enjoy slurping semen every two weeks?
>>108119248Don't pull a Kubica, lad>>108119249No
>>108119249>paying for anything on the internet everif i could get away with not paying to get access to the internet i would
>>108119249if you only wanna watch the standard stuff, aka race/quali and maybe practice, absolutely no, you can find a shitton of actually decent streams online that give you all that for free
>>108119248Break a leg.
>>108119248>used to associated that shade of blue and yellow with the Swedish flag>now the first thing that comes to mind is Greggs
>>108119296Sweden renamed to Kingdom of Greggsland when?
>>108119248try not to close down an entire racing class while you're there.https://youtu.be/mHDIhqTOrS4
>>108119249remember that (((sky))) has exclusive rights to f1 races here, meaning that f1tv only gets replays and live timingso fuck no unless you get a vpn
>>108119028That only exists since last year, not that long ago there were qts in the races and there was no "politically correct" moment.>>108119198Sounds based>>108119249I have been also considering it since Canal+ is too expensive and I have been watching F1 races for free for 8-9 years
>>108119267Thanks>>108119285I was interested in shit like being able to swap between car cams on the fly. Was considering it over giving sky any money.
>>108116647>kill him>transfer everything>then find another
>>108119329I was definitely going to VPN it. Sky's monopoly on sports is absolute garbage.
>HAM Interval>BOT +6.242>VER +14.875
>>108117075>Bottas then used the drag reduction system on the fifth lap to pass Stroll and move back up into third placeThat's all the Mercedes cars ever do. Emilia Romanga was a fucking joke, all of the overtakes were in the extended DRS zone.
paying to watch f1 is awesome. remember how annoying those commercial breaks were?
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>>108119248based villas boas dabbing on football pundits who said he shouldn't pursue motorsports because he belongs to football the man got some 50-60 million euros in salaries and golden parachutes over the last 10 years, let him follow his dreams
>>108119332there was a stream that allowed you to switch between a couple drivers (top 6 I think) back in 2019 that I enjoyed, tho I haven't seen it since so they probably nuked it at some point
>>108119296What have you done. Now every time I see my town's garbage trucks I'm reminded of Greggs
>>108117834what did she mean by this ?
>>108119353>That's all the Mercedes cars ever do.It's not like the other cars don't have it, LMAO
Not having a productive day, lads
>>108119310That would be The communist caliphate of Greggistan, thank you very much
>>108119410new puffy incoming
>>108119296Kek. Greggs in every Ikea around the world when?
>>108119410giwtwm not that the tree was my dick but rather my whole moneyi want to be hugged
>>108119410Look at my bum you silly boys
What are the chances for rain at Catalunya?
>"Toto? Why is he calling me today, we were scheduled to meet tomorrow as usual when I arrive at Barcelona?"
>>108119435>communist caliphate of Greggistan*united communist caliphate of Greggistan
>>108119473not looking good
>>108117075>it was literally the worst most boring fucking race of the year I am still angry.ynr remember abu dhabi>Verstappen led every lap of the race from pole.>Albon managed to overtake Lando Norris for 4th place.>Racing Point's Sergio Pérez retired with a technical problem on lap 9.>Ocon passed Stroll for 9th on the final lap. >Kimi Räikkönen's Alfa Romeo was the lead Ferrari-powered car
>>108117075>Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc retired from the race with a mechanical problem after he span at the chicane.Oh, this was the race he did a few laps without seatbelts and got no punishment for it.
>>108119473>>108119492According to google weather forecast it says it might rain starting 15:00, we will see...
>>108117616He already crashed with Russell to be fair. He might go full humanity is overrated when it all gets to him.
>>108119473100% of rain on the podium, the haarp has been fixed
>>108119249Don't you people have free F1 in your telly? I thought F1 was a BRITISH sport?
>>108119453When I was at uni I lived 10 minutes walk from an Ikea store. I’d pop in for an incredibly unhealthy ikea breakfast from the cafe nearly every Saturday morning.
>>108119423Same, but I can blame it on a migraine attack. Just woke up after an hour of sleeping and feel somewhat better now fortunately
>>108118336>that vax scarInto the trash.
>>108119555It was free-to-air in the U.K. until 2012, when Sky bought the live broadcasting rights for every season up until 2024.BBC and later Channel 4 aired half the races each year free-to-air, before they too stopped showing live races.Channel 4 shows free highlights the evening after a race, and is still allowed to show the British GP for free because it’s a “protected event” along with Wimbledon, the World Cup final, and the Euro final that has to be available to watch on normal telly in the U.K.
i have a final today but i dont want to study i just want to poast on speethis is f1 related because f1 drivers (sometimes) attend college
>>108119610>Sky bought the live broadcasting rights for every season up until 2024.>Ham might fuck off by thenDid Sky save the majority of the public having to suffer a HWL?
>>108119573>Same, but I can blame it on a migraine attack.Anyone else ITT get visual snow or a migraine aura as a precursor to a migraine?Only happens to me a couple of times a year at most, but when it does I can’t work, can’t read, can’t use technology, can’t drive. The entire afternoon goes out the window.
>>108119610I remember using a proxy to watch it for free using BBC Player in 2010
211 million people live in Brazil, yet they haven’t produced a top F1 driver in decades.Why?
>>108119643Never had a migraine in my life but I do sometimes see something similar to your pic (just less defined) and I get a little sensitive to light. Over within the hour usually, though. And often caused by drinking the late night before
>>108119610used to watch F1 on the BBC because the broadcast was waaaay better than what we had. good times.in recent years I have to pay €25 per month for a sports package that I only use for the shitty Flemish broadcast of F1.
>>108119410she wants the big brown coconut
>>108119643>Anyone else ITT get visual snow or a migraine aura as a precursor to a migraine?I get the zig zag patterns a few times per year. Usually it only lasts 10 minutes but it is often accompanied by a headache afterwards.
>>108119684The BBC era circa 2009-2013 was the peak of F1 broadcasting for me. >Jake Humphrey in his post-Bamzooki days when he was still relatively humble and not a massive cunt like he is now presenting footy on BT Sport>Based Eddie Jordan getting 70% of stuff wrong but occasionally calling stuff absolutely right like breaking the Hamilton to Mercedes news>Garry Anderson actually talking about in-depth technical stuff>Lee McKenzie and her THICC thighs and leather jackets>DC and Brundle pairing up to commentate in 2011 including their GOAT commentary at Canada 2011 during the red flag>Ted Kravitz becoming a full on autistOnly problem was Legard and they binned him off after a couple of years.
>>108119688>senna impaled to death>piquet jr disgraced>massa heemed by a springi don't blame them
>>108119762>BamzookiProper naff shit but I'd watch an Edd Straw zooki
>>108119817Based.You can tell by the moronic shite that Crofty comes up with during quiet moments of races that he’d never be able to fill time as well as the BBC boys did at Canada 2011Button dabbing on Vettel on the final lap was just an added bonus after the kino I’d just witnessed.
Need a new vidya to fill the time this weekend between F1 sessions- is that new Resident Evil supposed to be any good?
>>108119643I mostly can't stand the light. I do remember the very first time I got a severe migraine I couldn't drive either. It was like a couple of hours before the migraine really started. I was practising for my drivers license then and made these weird errors I couldn't explain why. Like when a traffic light turned green I pulled up and immediately slammed the breaks again. Some guy behind me almost drove into me and understandibly was pretty pissed about it.
>>108119897It has big vampire mommy so yes
>>108119837holy shit, it just dawned on me. Canada 2011 was 10 years ago. wtf bros
>>108119921>vampireWhy the fuck are they putting vampires in a zombie game?
>>108119902I don't trust hydraulics enough to do that job.
>>108114985isn't this a GT4 track
>>108119922>tfw been posting about F1 on /sp/ for over 10 yearsIt's scary when you think about it.
Quick /f1/ you have 10 seconds to tell us about one thing that happened in Spain last year.For me, it's Vettel actually having a semi-decent race despite being fucked by Ferrari.
>>108119933No clue but it works
>>108119897For me, it's rocket leaguethis is F1 related because they are about to add an F1 update to the game
>>108119950Leclerc trying to pull a Villeneuve (not Jaques).
>>108119966Do I need PS online subscription to play rocket league online on PS4?
>>108119950i have a vague memory of crofty being autistic about the DAS and something about how the start straight was half covered in shade or something
>>108119950Vettel did a billion laps on old tires and Leclerc retiredHamilton won I assume
>>108119980Don't think so
>>108119950>one thing that happened in Spain last year.I guess they continued building the Sagrada Familia? I don't know what happens in Spain.
>>108119817One of my favorite birds
ynr farcelona-catasnoozia has a new corner this year
>>108119897Disco Elysium is kino
>>108119933m8 have you ever played Resident Evil?The virus mutates loads of things to abominations that are beyond zombies.
>>108119966They made the Nascar pack 2000 credits. Assuming the F1 pack will cost the same or even more, I'm not paying a minimum of €25 for a car. Epic can get fucked.
NEW NEW NEW>>108120057>>108120057>>108120057
>>108120050Last one I played was Code Veronica X on Gamecube about 15 years ago.
>>108120040>ynr farcelona-catasnoozia has an old corner this yearftfy, it's just the older version again.
>>108119700The first two races of this year were free on telenet, but I'm guessing that was purely to get people interested so they would then buy a play sports subscription.I guess I'll have to suffer through the walloon broadcast for the rest of the season again, because I'm not spending 20 euros per month on a goddamn sports channel I'd only use for F1.
>>108120144I know, but I like the Walloon broadcast even less, so I just pay Play Sports and complain about it whenever I can.
>>108119643all I see is Big Edd sitting down and raising a bigly middle finger.I too, hang here to much.
>>108119971Oooh so that moment happened during Barcelona
>>108119942The umbrella safely slows the descent in the event of loss of hydraulic pressure.