Oi barber, give me them brow slashes. Makes me look real tough innit
>>108102748You envy him
Based fisherman. Phil is a LAD
He looks black despite being white
You could not pay me to be that short
I love how good English lad sir Harrold Kane was supposed to be the chosen one to bring it home but instead it's a teen father with fake cuts in his eyebrows
>>108102489Has that kino heyday feel about him. Makes me think of miners and cornish pasties for some reason. You know, real England.
>>108102489who is this?
Genuinely think he might be the most talented English player ever.
>>108102834>mfw I'm the same height as him
>>108103040*dribbles past a bench warmer 35 year old Ander Herrera*Oh my god what a WORLD CLASS player, Neymar wishes he was able to do things like that
anyone have a link to what he did? Was taking a shit when he did le epic dribble
>>108103040he's Pep's little project to develop a chav Iniesta
>>108102489What did you do that you can be proud of? What did you achieve? Don't try to take credit for other people's achievements. Try to achieve something yourself instead.
>>108103229I don’t think you know what proud means
>>108103229>what is nationalism?
IKTFB I was born in Mexico but I'm an ENGLISH LAD at heart.
>>108103134Neymar wishes he was able to make it to the Champions League final without Messi lmao
Assist for are lad, world class
>>108102489I don't want to get too excited this time but I'm thinking it's coming home
>>108102489Hilarious how he's exposed Sterling as a useless shitter.Wish Gareff would realise this.
>>108103413>>108103413Today we are ALL Citizens
>>108103582He was in last year
>>108103751I believe lad
BIBLICAL FROM RKID INNIT
>>108103825I’m drunk and forgot about that. Lmao. Still, it’ll be a blight against his career to only win the CL once and have Messi win it for him.
IT'S COMING HOME
He looks like the type off guy to smash you over the head with a Beer Bottle in Magaluf
>>108103774Sterlel and Rashy WILL start ahead of Foden. Defeating racism is more important than winning tournaments.
>>108104247I genuinely believe this how GS thinks. After that 2018 documentary when he was talking about the England team needing to be "modern and diverse" to represent the nation, it seems black players can be utter shit and still be in the first XI.
>>108104406isn't that what the French do though?
>>108104582Dunno. Wasn't there a bit of controversy under Blanc when they were trying to cut down on the amount of North Africans in the side?
>>108102489he's a norf man you dumb english black ake mutt scum
>>108103040That would be Paul Gascoigne followed by Joe Cole.
>>108104767>followed by Joe ColeYikes. Scholes, Rooney, Hoddle, Beardsley, Barnes were all a lot more talented.
>>108104898I think he was being ironic.
My boy deano is elite
>>108102789Based I also like fishing
>>108104815>>108105487He's a sub human chav dragged straight off a council estateCertainly not an Übermensch Deano
>>108102748>>108102815>>108102822>>108102836>>108102877>>108102967>>108102969>>108103014>>108103079>>108103134>>108103205>>108103229>>108103275>>108103413>>108103803>>108103825>>108103907>>108104245>>108104767>>108105487REMINDER YOU WILL NEVER BE A SUPERIOR ENGLISHMANKEEP SEETHING JOHNNY FOREIGNER
>>108105544you will never be a woman.
>>108102489>>108102748Don't like how the slash in the hair and brow are on the same side of the face
him and mount have very sweet flair and are really good on the ball much better than those 2d blockheads from the early 00's if grealish can become a proper playmaker it may unironically come home
>>108102489>neymar is lucky enough to be on a team with Messi>leavesis this the dumbest human being on the planet?i guess he's rich but still..
>>108102489He will win us the Euros
>>108102489>FodenArgggfhhhhhh another one that we missed out on.nhiw did the FAI let him slip into the clutches of the FA once again ahhhhhhhhhh imagine if we had >Maguire>Keane>Foden>Freakish>Rice>KaneTHAT SPINE ARGGGGGGGHHHHH FODEN YOU DISHONOURED YOUR GREAT GREAT IRISH GRANNY ARRRGGGHHHHHHHH I WANA GI BACK TO THE 90S WHEN WE WERE GOOD AT STEALING ENGLISH LADS ARRGGGGG
>>108102815The OG British/Irish phenotype before the Saxon/Nerman invasions
>making fun of a 20 year old for being a bit thick and having a dumb haircutregardless, he's living the dream and the fact he is starting a champion's league semi final is being so composed is bonkers. seethe retarded frenchies. oh i thought nerman was going to carry you to the final? oh what's that he flopped around a bit and did nothing? weird. well anyway, maybe next year
>>108102489WHat a fucking player. And he's only 20
>>108104582>>108104678Some say there is bias against nafris, but I don't believe it. There was a scandal a few years ago because the u18s or whatever were told to pick more white guys because they were 100% black.
>>108102748>what the fook is yous trying to say about me mate phil??
>>108105829>simping for council estate trash
>>108105766He was raisen in Manchester, who care about his fucking grandma?
>>108105766The grandparent rule should be scrapped anyway as it's utter bollocks.
>>108104767It's Gazza then Wazza then Wor Kev
>>108104898Barnes isn't English.
>>108106034>>108106113I'm taking the piss la.
>>108105911Sure. But Joe Cole was also very talented. Not as good a player as either Lampard or Gerrard but around the same level to them in terms of raw talent.
>>108106300Yeah, I figured, but it's still a shit rule.
Imagine being a swarthy continental. Dwelling in filth, scurrying around on the ground like rodent, screeching in terror as your sporting inferiority is driven home yet again. Truly horrifying.
>>108106226Kick it out la
>Foden has a son, born in January 2019, with his girlfriend Rebecca Cooke.
>>108106435Lmao the man is a mega chav.
>>108102489how the hell do you call this kind of hairstyle?>oi, barber, gimme "the mutt"!
>>1081047671. You're only saying that because of that one blooter vs Sweden.2. Lmao
Probably my favorite individual player on Citeh desu
>>108106435>shit was so cash
In terms of natural born talent it will always be Le Tissier. He was born with innate technique, unheard of in English players at the time. He's referenced from time to time by players like Xavi. Too bad he never gave a fuck, and played in the wrong era.
>>108104247Rashford Greenwood are infinitely better than my boy foden, and speaking of starters. I think you’re ... heh ... forgetting someone
What you having lad?I'll have uhhhhhh chips and mushy peas, ta
>>108102489the virgin sterling vs The Chad Phil Foden
>>108106435He has another one on the way with a different girl too. Two kids by 20, what a lad
>>108106949>chips>chips>chips with ketchup>chips>chips>chips>chips kids sized meal
>Walker from Sheffield>Foden from Stockport>Stonesy from Barnsleywhat is it about the norf that gives them their power lads?
>>108106884Hmmm. To be honest it’s hard to truly gauge how good Le Tissier was because he never played under pressure. He spent his career pissing about at Southampton instead of competing at the highest level.
>>108105829You'd find more French people being happy about the result my guy. Fuck paris
>>108105766>let them slip>non were even born there
>>108106949Fish, Chips, Peas and Gravy.
>>108106435based gigachav, banging the hottest girl in year 11
Foden is literally what Arsenal fans all believed Wilshere was
>>108106949foden would literally be out robbing your nan if he wasn't playing football
>>108106949LETS 'AV IT
>>108102489God he looks so obnoxious. The stereotypical angloid.
Why yes, I was arrested in Benidorm, how could you tell
>>108102789Oops my cock slipped out
>>108106949i remember him as one of colin farrells minions in the gentlemen
>>108107328Grim conditions, strong work ethic. The only way out for a working class thick lad is their talent.
>>108104898Just before my time but seeing Hoddle clips on jewtube, wow. Perfect technique on both feet and vision.
They are bringing it home
>>108102489Genuine future WC winner
>>108108136> on for nangs luv?> actually I think I amEngland’s brave Grealingz
>>108103134did you see that fucking touch where he took a long pass on the spin and kept his pace.
I was waxing lyrical about Grealish all season. but this lad shits all over him
>>108106435What in the 35p energy drink is this
>>108102789Phil the fisherman
>>108102489he looks british as fuck, sports an kind of authentic look if you know what i mean. Good talent and footballer, shame he's a city player.
>>108106949Did foden order kids fishcake and chips?
Congratulations on winning the Euro and World Cup, Englishmen!
>>108102489>his style of play gets called a non-english playstyle as a complimentlol
>>108102748Bro he got slashed in a knife-fight
>>108112462>Hugo Boss flip-flopsDoesn't he know we won the war?
>>108112908where is sir his lordship dr highness rashford md????
>>108112908just need one more player...
>>108105487> Frank Lumpard> Fronk Lumlard
>>108112908Walker > Trippier Maguire > TarkowskiMount > Maddison
>>108113777And Mount > Maddison
>>108113793>Deleting your trips of heaven just to beat me to itShame
>>108113813How that Latvian anon put Maddison over Mount is beyond me...
>>108107779That is one massive fucking catfish.
>>108115816poor little guy i hope they put it back
He is good but I don't understand why bongs suck his dick all the time
>>108113836maddison is a talented player and he's been around for longer so maybe that's why? he strikes me as an extremely bad professional considering his off the pitch \antics and his injury record is awful. mount is a workhorse but he also already seems as technical as maddison with a way higher ceiling
>>108102748Shitty banter. Stop embarrassing the U.S.A.
>>108114893The Caesar cut
>>108102489He would be a benchwarmer on England 2006 NT
>>108106435This is definitely in a shitty Vue cinema and he probably took her for a Nando’s after. Makes it even funnier.
>>108115968Because he's white and is a good footballer
>>108112462>>108102789OK he's won me over.
>>108102748imagine how retarded he must look if he doesn't maintain them for a few days
>>108106435>Hi, my name is Phil and I hate every single one of you
>>108112462Can a fishfag redpill me on this what is that? How do you catch somthing that big? Why would you want to catch this big dumb fish?
>>108103205>>108105638>>108106526>chavIf you're going to through labels around, at leas get it right, you dumb fucking zoomer shitsmears.Foden isn't a chav.
>>108102489>some chav mong makes you proud to be englishkek
>>108117296>kid at 18>not a chav retardwithout football he would be on a council estate selling weed
>>108117378You should probably go look at his background, you thick slanty-eyed yellow wog.
>>108107252based, will have 10 by the time he is 25
daily reminder child support is capped in Britain at something like £1800 a month, he can cum where he wants those stupid girls thinking they will be rich from it.
>>108117442Don't think he has to worry about finances. He's made more this year than you will make in your entire life.
he's right you know
>>108117469>rio retardinandWhat sort of self-respecting person would ever value this duck-mouthed cunt's opinion?
>>108117485me when it suits me
>>108117501Shame on you, lad.
>>108117513just joking a bit
>>108117533Still shame on you for reading the DAYLEE MAYOL
>>108117541can't help it, brainlet
>>108117541OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIIILLLLLLL
>>108117550Was it dolphin in a bathtub?
>>108102789>>108107779>>108112462>tfw you've never been fishing
>>108117264It's a cat fish. all you do is use much bigger bait than normal and strong as line+ fishing rod. You tire the fish out 'in the fight' until you're eventually able to get it close enough to scoop it in a huge net.