could heem any here
Happy birthday Tyron "The Chosen One" Woodley.What was your favourite Woodley moment?
He makes me like brazil
>>107343163When his rib broke
Tbh, mma is probably the only sport I enjoy watching these days.
>>107343212i like mma and tennis for some reason
Tony flushedCosta heemedEdgar Turbo flushedZombie exposedGoobs heemedReem heemed and firedDJ heemedEddie robbedAll my boys are dropping like fucking flies broles. I don't think I can handle more pain...
DJ's resume: Going 1-1 with Uncle CreepyGoing 1-1 with Cejudo (1st one Henry hadn't even learned how to fight yet)Losing to CruzBeating overrated Bumavidez twiceBeating overrated bum roider AlibagBeating overrated bum roider Wilson ReisBeating professional can crusher HoriBeating some soccer dad midgets who have no business being fightersAnd now getting obliterated by a turbo canDJ was never good. He was always a bum beating on even bummier bums. The entire division was always a joke (still is.)
>>107343264Tldr. All I know is the manlet divisions are better off without him
Who is her favorite /heem/er?
coral... this can’t be you...
> new teeth> still in Dubai> sold his stake in Proper 12, probably feels like I won’t be a draw for much longerDoes he know it’s over if he loses against Dustbin? Does he even think he can beat him?
>>107343291>these child bearing hips
>>107343140No matter how big is your opponent. Raise your head and always give your best!
>>107343318hes got enough money to last his and his children's lifetimes. i wish he would jsut give it up and leave gracefully
>>107343358God bless you my good /heem/ /hemm/ frens
Trading DJ for Askren has turned out to be a good move for the UFC now that Askren is beloved by mma fans and DJ is flushed and fucking died tonight
webm of the Eddie foul?
Off to the gym for the last time before I fly out to Phuket for /circ/, have a great day /heem/. IRL Schaubposting starts tomorrow, I'll be covering the weigh in party as herm's special correspondent.
>>107343476>herm's special correspondent.I knew this day would come
>>107343239Judo is pretty fun to watch, bAnd it has some qts
>>107343152where does he rank among the all time greats?
>>107343503lmao the guy milking it, also what’s up with Eddie always throwing ilegal blows? is he just dirty or he’s legit dumb?
So how does someone with a boxing background have wrestling/judo skills this good?
>>107343562Is it just me or are we seeing more osoto-gari in the UFC than we've seen in a long time?
>>107343562All Russians can grapple
>>107343542They put him in a cage
>>107343542eddie can fight dirty sometimes, but it something that a lot of older fighters do, they come from a different era
>>107343562It's called training. Usually MMA fighters train in more than one martial art. That's why it's called Mixed Martial Arts.
>>107343476Safe journey b
>>107343581To be fair, judo is a fun grappling ruleset
Colby career is over Masvidal nextWonderboy after he heems chinlet giblert Then peon for winning a le decision over the runner-up baddest motherhecker
>>107343601Lol its called UFC. Causals.
>>107343562Not good enough to win that fight
>>107343601He out wrestled a wrestle fucker is what I'm trying to say you sarcastic little faggot
>>107343607That's what he gets for being a duck, even Chael who is his friend was clearly sending a message to him in that video about Burns. I don't really blame him for waiting but he should pick a fight now
>>107343193lol I love him
The cazzies are absolutely seething after tonight’s event. ONE is doomed in the west.
>>107343476Be sure to grab some panties from the breakfast muffins
>>107343542>lmao the guy milking itdude was on the ground for like 3 minutes after that kek
>>107343663They've a right too. The soccer cards offend my Western sensibilities. I didnt like them in Pride and I didn't like them tonight. Stay seething weebs.
>>107343683He got stretchered out
>>107343476stay safe b, have fun
>>107343542He was putting his finger in Dustin's ear to keep him from getting up. He's dirtier than Jon and DC combined
>>107343601Most people don't spend a whole lot of time on judo stuff unless it's their background. Between the gi and the learning curve of sweeps and big turn throws, it's rarely worth it.
>>107343700>The soccer cards offend my Western sensibilitiesSounds like you’re the one who’s seething b, over a little piece of cardboard too
>>107343700That red card was so fucking ridiculous. It looks comedic in the context of a fight.
>>107343607he will get cut and go to bellator guaranteed 100%watch hes not going to fight Luque or chiesa lol
>>107343675based drink package
They put him in a cage......
>>107343542He's a real one.
stop asian hate
>>107343140none of you itt are tough
Eddie definitely throws fights with illegal strikes and also took a dive his first one fc fight and against Conor. Look into it.
>>107343737Got half a mind to basedjak you, bong. Refs in American sports look like a kindergadren teacher getting her class lined up when they call penalties.
>>107343764thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0
>>107343787then crying about the safety of his opponent after pitter pattering his ear
>>107343802>Refs in American sports look like a kindergadren teacher getting her class lined up when they call penalties.Is that supposed to be a good thing?
>DJ gets traded so he can fight people 1-2 weight classes above him Feels fucking bad
>>107343787Eddie is a good mob name. I'd take dives for the mob. But only in a kino 1930s-50s setting. However I'd NEVER take dives for the grease yellow chinamen mob. Smh Eddie.
>>107343823He didn’t want to cut weight for flyweight anymore, it’s his own fault
>>107343818Awww fuck. I meant they don't. And soccer refs do. I'm going to bed. Consider me heem'd Bomg
Man, Ribas's brother looks like shit LOL
>>107343823oh shit DJ got heemed. How does this affect his position in the GOAT convo?
>>107343787Nah even when he wins Eddie usually gets his ass whooped, he wins based on heart and grit and that doesn't always work. The illegal strikes are because he's not too bright.
eddie is a certified real one who handled chandler in his prime (and hes about to win the title against charles olives)
>>107343855Looks like one of them galo sangen Japs in the thumbnail but without the tanning
>>107343844Vicious self heeming
>>107343848wtf looks like he posts in loli threads
Is Kamaru Usman the BMF champ or does the belt have to explicitly be on the line?
>>107343893Lineal BMF champ yes
>>107343855Liverpool accents are so goddamn kino. I love listening to it. And whatever Tyson Fury's is. He doesnt sound like the pikeys in Snatch and thats my only reference.
>>107343893>I'd be ashamed to walk with that belt. That thing doesn't mean anything. The BMFs on the planet are the ones with the UFC belt. If whoever wins from Nate Diaz gets a belt, I get a belt too (laughs)
>>107343893I'd say it has to be explicitly on the line. It's not like Nate was undefeated or even had an impressive w/l record prior to being the BMF, so it's about more than simply beating guys in a fight. So unlike other belts, it isn't always on the line.
>>107343893the bmf belongs to wonderboy
Tonybros....Is he going to murder his family in a Chris Benoit style situation? I'm legit scared for them.
The fact Aljo gets away with a retarded rule makes me mad. Yan is never gonna get his rematch is he?
>>107343921>brazilians are pushover bitchesseems about right
>>107343944>Nate was undefeated or even had an impressive w/l record prior to being the BMFNate was never the BMF, he created the concept of it and claimed himself the BMF, but the belt was won by soirge so he is the inaugural bmf champ. Btw the entire thing is gay as fuck
>>107343970>doesn't recognize a real one when he sees itngmi
>>107343970RDA is 5'7" and became 155 champ and #1 contender at 170Real one
>>107343944I lean towards this, too. Otherwise the BMF is just unified with the Welterweight belt which is no fun. It has a chance to leave the division but that is only likely to leave it unified to another weight class' belt and we are stuck in the same situation.
>>107343921Nice propaganda photo bro. When Jorge heems the N*g*e**** Nightmare you will quake in fear. You will. Did you know Jorge hasn't been knocked out?
>>107344016>Otherwise the BMF is just unified with the Welterweight beltWhat if a challenger misses weight and beats the champ?
/a/ has been unbearable the past three days with the snk spam
>>107343955he will take his wife hostage guaranteed, they always take someone close to them hostage he will start thinking she is helping people spy on him then its over.
>>107343607if masvidal loses to usman then colby has a fight there
>>107343264You guys are such fucking faggots.Anyone who fights long enough starts losing. These kinds of stupid evaluations cause fighters with padded "undefeated" records (like Khabib) to get massively overrated because people can't understand the concepts of sample size and age-related performance decline.
>>107344070>>107343607in fact, cobly vs usman if usman loses to masvidal also makes sense
>>107344017He'll get 50-43'd and duck Colby, also America won't ever have a champ again
Where is the DJ ko wtf
>>107344095usman is from nebraska
>>107343848is that THE trinaldo my guy?
>>107344070>>107344083dana hung up on him, its overthe only way he gets a title shot is if burns wins a boring decision over wonderboy and leon wins a boring one over diaz
>>107344106He flushed Hardy's career and beat the future 155 champ(by mma math). Just a 42 year prospect doing his thing
Moraes looked huge, definitely overweightanother example of how ONE's special weigh in method is actually just a way to secretly lie about fighter's weight to rig fights for fighters they want to win
>>107344142this is a cope
Wake up, Francis...
>>107344142Hydration test works, they just need more transparency
>>107343517Love me some judo
>>107344135Him and prazeres are my boys
>>107344155why are his pecs so round
>>107343710Are those two THE Bank and No Money Bros?!
>DJ got finished by a legit canrip the supposed goat, my man had shit fights his entire career and armbarred an even worse can after a shit fight and all the redditors called him the bestI spit on your gravehere's pvz's pussy hmu when she shows her bamhole
Venom: Here is your new fight kit McKenzie...Dern:WTF! This is way too loose, I need the coomers to watch me this weekend!!!Venom: We may have something to your liking McKenzie...
>>107343955To be fair his wife does look like she was born from Belial's asshole, so he'd be doing a favor to humanity
>>107343955He just had a little paranoia phase, happens to us all
>>107343777haha triples of veritas
>DJ was offered a rematch but he says he doesn’t deserve itBiggest duck in MMA history?
Why is toilet till talking shit after pulling out 2 times in a row
>>107344422Cejudo would've heem'd that can
Banned from twatter for being 2 real. Who’s gonna put these minorities in their place? Unfettered wokeism is heeming online discourse.
>>107344388>t. redditoromg he beat ray borg and uhh...... wilson reis XD
>>107344439He didn't and got heemed. But Moraes sizebullied him
> you put me in a cageeddie is kino
>>107344448Dodson, Horiguchi, Cejudo, Joe B, Cejudo...just to name a few.
STIPE MIOCIC IS STILL MY BOY!!!!!!
>DON'T BRING THE DAWLG OUTTA ME
>>107344475THE kyoji "lost by KO to kai asakura" horishitty in a dogshit fight!?omg and THE Joe "eternal gatekeeper" benawhogivesafuckidez?oh my God... and the biggest one yet... henry LOST THE SECOND FIGHT CEJUDO???stfu you braindead retarded smelly fucking monkey, demtrious Is a braindead manlet can and I would heem you in my sleep
>>107343163The first time he knocked down WB
>>107344477Why? He betrayed us
>>107344494francis looks like he has strabismus, i wonder if it affects his depth perception
I think Chandler dropped these
Figueiredo heems DJ if they ever fought
>>107344521Astute observation. However, Ed sheeran has strabismus iirc and he’s the greatest musician of all time. Perhaps it’s an advantage.
>>107344510You're in the cage with DJ; how does that fight go and do you heem him?
Got a lot of haters out there living in my past, it feels great to be on such a great track. People hang onto your lowest moments from years ago while you study conquering goal after goal, thriving.
>>107344597I'm 6'4 and 110kg. i would literally grab him and elbow him into the ground while his entire manlet fanbase cries online and goes "OMG BUT HE BEAT JOEY B THAT ONE TIME ;(((("
thiago santos has the worst walkout song.after his fight with rakic, rakic's coach gave him a bjj brownbelt which really pissed off dc and joe, especially joe for some reason. joe also cried when ngannou won, if u listen u can hear him crying while dc talks, joe sneaks woord or two in with his shaky crying voice
>>107344673he cried when he interviewed poosman post fight toobeast of a thawltleeder b
>UFC being fucking exposed again
>>107344673Why did that piss off joe that nigga got a blackbelt from his bestfriend who runs the gym he invested in
>>107343244Did you boy Ortega yet or are you still mad about the Frankie gadoosh?
>>107343247>soonNever is more like it
>>107344694they were all like "brown belt, even though there as no jiu jitsu in that fight"
>>107344724Ur gay>>107344608Ur gay>>107344595Ur gay>>107344512Ur gay>>107343777Quite literally based
>>107344683i htink ufc should drop him, hes jsut an old guy whos trynig to be cool now. the fighters commentating are a lot better than rogan any day
Wake up, Francis
Has there ever been a good Jewish fighter
How much longer will ONE stay in business? Already 250 million USD owed to investors since last reported in 2019, and lost 99 million in 2019 alone. There is no way this stays open unless it's blatantly a money laundering operation.
Francis started mma at like 25, that means i can chill out for a couple more years before i start training for my run
>>107343385>34 years oldif anything it makes people realize how shallow UFC is compared to ONEcope harder aljocel>>107343378stolen joke from a stolen martial art made for thieves and hipster homos
mma rules are really fucking dumb
It sick it piss
>>107344811He would heem him in his prime no doubt, the fearlessness plus handspeed would have francis shook
>>107344899>t. has never trained a day in his life
Short notice Kevin Holland is the next Sea Level Cain.
>>107344469Fights should get warnings for using the backs of their heads like a shield for the same reason it's illegal to hit there, it's dangerous to them.
>>107344899>it makes people realize how shallow UFC is compared to ONEAskren was a dominant champ in ONE
>>107344820There was a guy in early UFC who didn't do great but I think he beat someone.
How do the One fc weight cuts work? They're monitoring hydration to stop excessive weight cuts, but the fighters look huge. In Eddies debut the guy he was fighting looked about 190 to 195
>>107345049I think it’s because all the weight limits are pushed up as well. Flyweight is 135 instead of 125 for example.
DJ should really be an atom weight now?
>>107345078He said he could go down to stawweight but won’t.Idk how he could because DJ is the biggest weight bully ever. I remember when he fought cejudo and the weights were reported he weighed more than Garbrandt who was fighting at bantamweight in the cage
>>107345078he should retire
>>107345077Not even the biggest asian MMA promotion has a 125 division? kek what was Dana thinking making a 125 division in the ufc
>>107345049They don't cut weight. It's behind closed doors so they can say a guy weighing in at 215 lbs made the MW limit for all the care
>>107345078he fighting roiders nowhe should juice up or retire
>>107345049They don't cut, everyone just lies.
>>107345106for all they care*
>>107345108His physique is already visibly better now then when he fought cejudo
DJcels really convinced themselves one fc has a conspiracy to allow dj’s opponents to weigh more than him by letting them cut water and not himTonycel level of delusion
Make sure you are working out. You aren’t an out of shape loser that follows mma are you?
>>107343291That’s mike Ryan
>>107345118Not suspicious at all lmao>>107345142I'm trying to be like John Morgan b
What are the chances of Aljo getting stripped?We already seen enough bullshit from the UFC. I wonder will Dana let it go on any further.
>>107345177If he actually does what he says he's going to do then I think it's likely they will strip him.Was there any indication that Sterling was this much of a pussy bitch before the Yan fight? He seems self aware enough so it feels a bit like an act and he's hamming it up.
>>107345134The owner changed the rules mid fight or something to let one of their female stars win. ONE fc is openly corrupt, it’s the closest thing to full on match fixing, wouldn’t be surprised if they favor certain fighters with the weight cutting thing
Ronda is 40 and childless bros
Till lads, not like this
>>107345134I'm not a DJCel I'm still seething about Eddies debut
>>107345200Till is going to fight Brunson which will be an easy win and probably get a title shot because MW is shit
>dj heemed by a knee>gets up in couple minutes
>>107345196I don't get how she is so pudgy and yet has better genetics than 99% of females as a Olympic medalist.
>>107345196the choice of having children with travis brown or be childless is pretty straightforward
Wow guys. So this is the power of THE Eddie Alvarez huh?
>>107345108>he doesn't think DJ is already a roiderTop fuckin kek
>>107345211>2 WMMA>Dern>Dubrapcould be worse
AAAAAAAAAAAAA DANA SAVE ME
>>107345142i lift every other day but i'm still fat
>>107345212Idk about that b
>>107344077based>>107343264cringe shitstain bandwagoner
>>107345249Eddie alvarez’s career literally ruined the ufc. If it weren’t for him RDA or Khabib would have been the lw champ when Conor got his shot and Conor would have gotten mauled
>>107345266If only you knew how bad things really are
>>107345317Why does he look like cgi in this pic
>>107345318sure thing champ
>>107345318What a pussy
>>107345317Damn, DJ is doing the same face Conor had when he got knocked out
>>107344077this is true>>107345318based DJ is an advocate for grounded knees so he doesn't need Alja's sympathy
>>107345339Most ufc guys probably wish grounded knees were legal
Dj is 34. He’s not old, he lost to a better fighter. It was an outclassing DJ was never competitive in the fight
>>107345307He lost to THE Donald cerrone and got a title shot off two split decisions.Thank you based Dustin for retiring him.
>>107345349only non-resslers are knee counters crotchsniffing
>>107343955>>107344342how crazy would it be if his wife divorced him and took half his money lelGet your CTE here! Half off the normal value!! Can't miss it, get your CTE!!
Does the conclusively prove once again that no matter how good you are, when you're a manlet you will most of the time lose to the taller chad with no training?
is eddie unflushed? he looked great
>>107345428Of course, name one good fighter below 6'0
>>107345431crazy what trt will do to a man
>>107345403But you can also use the knee from top control. Askren used to knee his opponents when wrassle fucking them.
Masvisoi only weighs 181 pounds rn according to his interview with helwani. Usman is going to completely murder his toes
>>107345428Poirier, a former interim champ and p4p top 10, couldnt do shit against a bigger untrained man who also made him tap with his sheer weight
>>107345466Thank fuck I'm 6'2 and 140kg. Couldn't imagine being a manlet.
>>107345464What's soi's WA weight?
>>107345403Here Kadestam uses the knee both ways, to stop the takedown but also to knee him against the head while he is on top (like a rassler would)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOAPixGYF9Q&ab_channel=MMAnytt
>>107345466Lenz tapped out Brock in training
>>107345475>140kglose weight fatty
>>107345491>>107345496It's good mostly muscle weight, I could HEEM both you manlets, at the same time.
>>107345485thats exactly the illustration to what I mean - it fucks over wresslers making TDs way more risky, under unified rules they mostly go unpunished also thats why we need this rule - makes fights more exciting with more finishes and less boring crotchsniffing
>>107345484He claims is in shape weight is what he is rn but out of camp he reaches 190+
>>107345466brian shaw literally weighs twice as much as stipe
>>107345521>mostlyyou're not fooling anyone buddy
>>107345521There is no way you aren´t a massive fatty at that weight (unless you are roiding like Bork Laser)>>107345523Yeah, we should also bring back soccer kicks (unironically)
>175lb manlet loses to the world's strongest man in a wrestling matchYes???
>>107345571Marital arts are a meme, just be a literal giant and roid until your balls shrivel up
>>107345317Watching DJ’s eyes roll up and stare into the darkness was weirder than watching the Conor ko Still feel like we’re in the wrong timeline
Allowing knees mean>No more sloppy takedowns without being punished>Allowing wrestlers a new method to heem guys if the takedown is sucessfulWho would be against this?
>>107345608People who hate fun and pussies like Algae
>>107345608Because you can hold a guys head against the cage and knee him into it and actually kill him. Main reason they were banned was because mma moved from being in a ring to being in a cage
>>107345618Just ban them if you are in contact with the fence then
>>107343163AHHHH MY RIB
>>107345608>Who would be against this?People who don't watch MMA.
I never liked the huge B on the gloves and now they made them even worst wtfhttps://twitter.com/SpinninBackfist/status/1379804819536371714
>>107345466Okay I'm 6'3" with a muscular build But do you not know what "pound for pound" means? Derrick Lewis could knockout Dustin.
Reminder Jack Slack is always wrong. He said DJ would run through Moraes easy and that this weekends card is shit
>>107345589Conor heem is still the weirdest. Thought I would never see Conor get heemed.
Why is Marvin always so angryDoes it have something to do with being Italian
>>107345688An old smaller guy with pillowfists did it
>>107345692He learned about deep dish pizza
The era of men is over. The time of the orc has begun.
>>107345692Stop watching Chael's videos.
>>107345692incel energy because women don't want to fuck wh*te boys
>>107345704Izzy is a paper champ. No true champ is coming off of a loss
Dead ass worry about your own shit toothless incel
>>107345692it's called having SOVL you wouldnt understand
>>107345712it doesn't matter, gsp is still lineal mw champ
>>107345729Stop trying to be Latin. Gothic and Arab invaders got rid of that long ago...
>>107345739as expected you are not understanding it, i pity you from the bottom of my heart b
>>107345729based. what's the best pasta? you ever go to Calcio Fiorentino matches?
>>107345750I'm not the guy you were originally replying to. Marvin is angry because he's angry. It has nothing to do with SOVL and you have nothing to do with the Romans. Seethe, cope, and dilate.
>>107345764sorry but the SOVL wears out those who don't have it
Are slapping tournaments the logical conclusion of MMA?Heavyweights could heem all other MMA fighters and the HW meta is literally just having a good chin and being a powerful puncher. Slapping tournaments have no weight classes so all the guys are fucking huge and the only things that matter are a great chin and hitting hard as fuck. Think about it logically.
i'm an overweight (190 lb) 6'2" mongolian syrian portugeuese spanish moroccan welsh spanish finnish dutch american that used to cut to 145. and I could probably gas out in 3 minutes against and of u fags but it wouldn't matter because i'd at least become friends with you during it
>>107345791 I've slapped people in fights because i like my hands
Usman is ugly as fuck. If you saw him on the street you'd think he's a proper incel
Who will Izzy be rooting for in Marvin vs Kevin? It seems like he hates both of them so much that he wouldn’t want to watch either of them win
>>107345817I think Izzy will be too busy playing with his dogs dicks and baby birding food into their mouths too care.
>>107345817you have to consider the bobby gastelum fight in the mix, the right question is who ,out of holland marvin bobby and gastelum, izzy wants to fight and in my opinion he would like to fight more either holland or gastelum who are more likely to play on the feet but this is only my opinion
wake up Francishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
>>107345667>Lellatorwgaf, might as well put a turd on the glove
>>107345855I've fucked more polish women than you probably and they were mean. Their parents put skittles in polish moonshine. Great culture.
>>107345923>I've fucked more polish women than you Pretty likely, given that he is from indonesia
Why would you come on 4chan as an Indonesian when you could just marry a cute 16 year old virgin and live a comfy tea farmer's life
>>107345960well point stands. I've probably but not sure
>>107345919probably all the gloves will be white and that B is like the M in super mario or sth
>>107345989lmao this is your brain on /pol/ only an actual retard would think at the farmer life as comfy
>>107345923That's Indonesia brazza
>>107345466in a real fight dustbin avoids him and calf kicks him till gasses and falls over then stomps his head in
How did DJ get so far while not being able to fight taller guys? Did he legit never run into a tall dude in the ufc at flyw? I know Cruz gave him problems because he was tall but I assumed DJ had gotten better since thenDC regularly heemed dudes with 10 inch reach advantages
>>107345989To be honest i only come here during worktime, in the toilet.
>>107345989same but for 18 year christian old girl in kansas
>>107346120no adult male wants to fight in the 125lb division, anyone who thinks they have a shot in hell at winning in bw or higher is fighting heavierhe was exclusively fighting 5'2 genetic dead ends who knew they'd get killed against normal sized manlets
>>107346105No need to make any excuses Dustin, we know it´s hard being a manlet. You´re doing the best you can, keep your head up!
>>107345809blacks can't be incels
what an odd way for DJ to loseHe's usually so fast and technical, he got clipped and then kinda presented his head for the kneeAlso the weight shit makes no sense in One. He looked so mch smaller
>>107343965Belts don't matter. Yan delivers great entertaiment every fight and that's what counts.
>>107346160>turning 27 and haven't found a girl to marry yetit's looking grim lads. I can only hope for used up roasties at this point and I don't know how to cope
>>107346160ok but where is the part where you actually break your back working spitting blood and sweat on the fileds? that is the 95 percent of the farmer life you larpers fails to depict
>>107345475cut down on the koala burgers bruce
>>107346197see how he's seething about not being able to get a white girlfriend? pretty much every ethnic ""incel"" is trying to punch above their weight class and land an aryan ccutie
are we supposed to be impressed by his athleticism or something? i dont get it
>>107346198just buy an 18 year old slav lol
>>107346198it's tawlf b>>107346218manual labor is unironically comfy, your brain shuts down and time flies by. shame it doesn't pay well.
>>107346245just a fat guy tryin to lose weight
>>107346198You can still get a mid 20 girl at your age>inb4 they´re all used up whores at that age
>>107346252>just get a gold digger who only wants citizenship/ your moneyWhat could go wrong?
>>107346245can't believe he tried to bulk without his picoshe's fucked
>>107346277get her pregnant and she's stuck with you
>>107346296She´ll either leave you, take the kids and live off your child support or she´ll stay with you and make your life hell
>>107346299well I've never picked tomatoes for a living but all the jobs I've had were manual labor, except for security. summer is always hell if you don't work with A/C.
gonna die a virgin tbqh
>>107346404so did jesus
>>107346424no he didnt. catholicism is a jewish psyop
DJ bros, not like that...
>>107346245kek why post this
>>107346661What did Reyes do to this man
>>107345852Pissrael is dodging Rob like a little bitch
I like Marvin but my boy needs more time...He's not ready for the Stylebender...
Good news: Till is on the road to recovery, meeting up with Tyson Fury this weekend to train the heavyweight championBad news: Daukaus fight off the card this weekend, was gonna be a spicy war but someone's camp had a covid case. Sad day for Daukaus Chads worldwide.
>>107346936he already beat Pissy in their first fight, he dominates him in the rematch
>tfw have work saturday>tfw won't be home until the co-main or main>tfw cant call offim already dead
>>107346197>>107346240I've seen way uglier black guys with way hotter women here.
>>107346942eurochads.. feel like shit when fights come off a rare eurocard
>>107346942Fuck that's a bummer but the card is still relatively good for a fight night
>>107346950Be glad it's only a fight night, it's gonna be crazy early Sunday morning on Thailand, probably just gonna watch the main
>>107346661>>107346245Jon "fat fuck" Jones
>>107347078chub "tubbs" jones
>>107344077Based. Record means nothing in itself. Something cool would be to use all the accumulated records over the years to create an elo like system for all the different promotions. Then fans and analysts would have proper rankings to look at instead of bullshit ufc like rankings. Maybe somebody already did it idk.
*clears throat*HEEM YOU'RE A DUMP ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK
>>107347158Where does he even find all those brown whores.
>>107347185Florida is the world capital of brown whores b
>>107346245>>107346661 >fat>goes full clip on treadmillDude's gonna fuck himself up. RIP
>>107346278needs his brother's NFL juice if he is going to have any chance
>>107347078Jon "not fat, just big bones" Jones
>>107343244DJ heemed? In that ONE card??
Lmao mighty manlet
>>107347387Too early, man...
>MM heemed by a grounded knee which would've been illegal in the UFC but is legal in ONE>MM was one of the people saying that the UFC rules on this are dumb and that grounded knees should be allowed following Yan v SterlingThe god of heems has a fickle sense of humour
>>107347444F to 3 real ones
>>107346245It's weird how his legs didn't bulk up in the slightest. They stick out so much more now.
>>107347043im unironically looking forward to the prelims more than the main and co-main now that toilet Till ducked another fight
>>107347491For some reason his ass did increase in size though lmao.
Big Bones Jones dalminates the HW division for the entire 2020s
>>107347450nah, it makes DJ a real one for admitting that banning knees to downed opponents is dumb and then gets heemed by it. poetically based mighty mouse
>>107346661JONES FUCKED ROSE brit bros ?!!!>>>/gif/19546583>>>/gif/19546583>>>/gif/19546583
>>107347501They say power comes from the ass b. Maybe Jon knows what he's doing with this impromptu build
>>107347444DJ looks so fucking weird heemed, like he's a character in the UFC game
>>107347535Yes he did, France. And it'll be fun seeing you post about this for weeks on end.
>Mexico's Lucero "La Loba" Acosta" is the figther with the largest breast augmentations in current MMAwtf Combate Americas
>>107347450DJ is a real one cause he won't be making excuses, he knows it's the superior ruleset. He won one of ONE fights with the knees, he knew it was also possible that he takes a knee to the head. The timing is funny though, if DJ was less fan favorite everyone would be making fun of him
>>107347576>this for weeks on end.It was Ngannou with Lex the impaler brit bro.I didn't know about jones and Rose. Pat berry have a cuck face anyway. This is why check congo heemed him.
>>107343562He trains with the brazzas for the highest level sparring partners. Sambo is literally just Judo with shorts and some wrestling style scoring
>>107347555masvidal is a can.
>>107347687Guram fight against Gamer was based
Will heemsters take the vaccine?
>>107347727not for at least 5 years until actual shotrt, medium, and long term studies on side effects can be accurately completed. Theres a reason it usually takes 7+ years of trials for medicine to become available on the market
>>107347727Dana is woke on Corona so no
>>107347698yeah and he lost
>>107347788desu could have been a draw. one of those fights where it feels like both won. Guram thought he lost too but imo they could have given it to either.
>>107347753Based, all the normoids will be wiped out or made into vegetables
>>107347798they gave it to guram because chadmaev was right next ot that roidhead infidel dana
>>107347832also Guram shaved himself the muslim beard as a meme so the Saudi judges probably thought he was a muslim and gave it to him
>>107345466Wtf Dana looks like THAT?
Judo is the most chad martial art. Tell a girl you do bjj and she'll ask you what it is and while you try to explain, her nether regions will dry up. Tell a girl you do Judo and she'll want you to take her down and demonstrate some submissions
STOP THE FIGHT !!!
>>107347941Wife beating is one of the best bases for MMA.
>>107347931>Tell a girl you do bjj>Not show herBitches love getting choked la
>>107345466Was hilarious when dustin got Brian in an arm triangle and it literally didn't work because Brian is too big and strong, then Dustin immediately sets up an armbar to save face
>>107347931I just tell them I do chokes and shit. Any time I've said I do bjj and watch MMA girls think I'm talking about WWE. Also why do all girls want to be choked during sex? Fucking whores.
>>107347963They don't actually like being choked. They like a little pressure on the neck and the feeling of being dominated. If you put a girl into a RNC and show her what getting choked actually feels like she will start crying.
>>107347986You have to heem sleepy them before they can start crying.
>>107347986every bitch is gangsta with choking and shit untill i put them in a d'arce
i want masvidal to win
>>107348036Women think she can deal with men.
>>107348068Usman is varsity now bit's tawlf
>>107348081why are they watching a dude lifting on scene ?
>>107348100We are retarded in France.
>>107345211Is it just me or is Alvey on every card ever?
>>107348128maybe it was a sort of contest to win some prot or goodies
Moraes was twice as big as DJ lmao, they set him up bad
Fuck you khabib
>>107347127>muh elo ranking just like muh favorite vidya gayme!!!My god zoomers are cringe as fuck
>>107347969Unpopular but I don't like that shit at all. I'm trying to pleasure them, not pull their hair and choke them.. it's a trend these days but I can't get into it
>>107347589women with fake breasts are not athletes
>>107343264>wait till the guy loses>h-he was never good!always the same with you cazzie mutts
>>107348193Lel the projection, tennis uses an elo system
>>107348184They've done this in all of his ONE FC fights. Look into it. He even got knocked down similarly by some relatively huge roider in an earlier fight
>>107348233Literally who? Nice try,next you're gonna tell me about the benefits of avocado spread on my butthole, right?
>>107348209I only try to pleasure myself. The best sex is getting sucked off as you fall asleep
Usman: >It’s green panty night when you fight meThe facts:>
>>107348233makes more sense there since they have so many more tennis matches than fighters have fightsimagine if two ufc fighters had 40 fights against each other during their career
>>107348238Same for Eddie and Sage as well
I want Jason Genova and Diego Sanchez to do something together. Podcast, sitcom, youtube channel whatever
>>107348227is this her life now?
>>107348277so the whole weight cutting rule bs seems to only apply to former ufc guys? Curious to see how small lineker is vs his upcoming opponent.
>>107346191Belts matter for him and his family, it gives him more sponsorship opportunities. Look at what Venum is doing with Clown Sterling.
>>107347687this sounds like something out of quran
>>107347878>>107347832nah, Guram won, watch Hardy's video on it
>>107348295>get fired>sit around depressed for a couple months after playing codmany such cases.. I'd say she'll be fine, but she's a weakwilled cunt who has "thought" about suicide before, so hopefully I'm wrong and she becomes a meme.
>>107348334She could probably make lots of money as a high class dominatrix
>>107345142I'm in great shape, thanks for the kind reminder, though. I don't get out of shape people that follow sports.
>>107347832They changed the rules from that card onwards to be stricter about wrestlefucking, just controlling an opponent isn't rewarded as much anymore unless you're actively trying to finish then. That's why Gamrot lost, he controlled Guram on the ground a fair bit but Guram was generally the one on the offensive even while on his back. Under the previous ruleset Gamrot probably would've won though.
Anyone else notice there was no Wednesday this week?
>>107348334>After serving two and a half years in the military, she was discharged when it was discovered she had attempted to take her own life and was subsequently hospitalised>>107348347I'm sure smellator will pick her up so Cyborg has another can to crush.
>>107345142Yeah, pretty much everyday
>>107348347Oh, tonnnnnns of money, no doubt in my mind.. I'm not attracted to her necessarily, and not a masochist, but she's cute, has some fame, and is an absolute giant. I'd pay just for the experience
>>107348303No more like one fc fighters are roiding and using methods banned in the ufc to rehydrate
>>107348193elo was created for chess. vidya stole it
>>107348372are you ok SAbro?
>>107348394I figured eddie DJ and sage would be willing to do the same though
>>107348303>>107348417Eddie looked yuge, like a welterweightMighty midget is just a brainlet
>>107347727Already got the anti-bodies, so I'm safe for a while. >>107347753I've been telling people this ever since the vaccine talk began, I was like>wait a second, what are you guys talking about? It's a novel virus, we won't see a viable vaccine in at least 5 yearsNow everyone calls me crazy and anti-vaxx.
>>107348333>watch HardyNot giving myself CTE sry
>>107347727people will be forced to take it
How quickly would professional sports collapse if everyone used streams and never bought merch like the average heemsters?
>thinking dj isnt one of he GOATs for fighting someone 2 weight classes above him and losingstate of cazzies lol
cejudo is the biggest paper champion ive ever seennever beat DJflushed a dillashaw corpsemoraes is a good win flushed cruzretired like a true wrestler athalate coward
I always knew Might Manlet was a giga chinlet
>>107348518I think the sports would put all their money into changing the laws if that was happening.
Eddie did nothing wrong
>>107348557>never beat DJAnon..
>>107348333>watch Hardy's videobig story loss
>>107348557Those hecking leg kicks really did do a number Cejudo b. You remember when his leg went numb? haha poor cejudo haha
MANLET BROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
>>107348497I moreorless summarised what he said in it for what it's worth>>107348364
Mighty manlet still won the story by getting ko-ed with a knee that would be illegal in ufc and still recovering faster than alijo did when he got hit with a knee throw with not even half as much force
>>107348578This is true.. Seeing rich franklin is a perpetual state of seethe last night was pretty funny though
>>107348636>gets chinleted>Winning anything
>>107348272>imagine if two ufc fighters had 40 fights against each other during their careerDC an Stipe did
>>107348636DJ went unconscious and still got up faster than Aljo
>>107348612good. fuck lay and pray. this is how fights used to be scored back in the day e.g. fedor vs arona
>>107348651>>107348602>fight a guy twice his sizeKhaduck would never
>>107343522Completely legal. This is why I don't watch these shitty B-league promotions (besides based Rizin).Wish the fucking bum would have gotten heemed into a seizure during his audition for the Aljo School of Acting.
Did khabib ever fight someone bigger than him?
Arlovski step in to fight Chase Sherman, take a good look on THE vanilla gorilla people he's goming back he popped some time ago he's gonna be the dark horse at HW, trust me im an insider
>>107348687one is still better than rizin
>>107348693Yeah Gleison and he looked like shit.
>>107348701Stupid Pakistani immigrant.
NOOOOOO MANLET BROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>>107343522he goes down exactly after the referee said watch the back of the head, truly the worst timeline
>>107348726neck yourself fat weebat least one has like 5 good fighters rizshit is a wasteland
mighty mouse bros..
until shitey mouse moraes hadn't koed someone since 2012
looks like everyone at one is cutting weight except DJ
Why does Cuck Thomas think about DJ getting heem'd?
Rough morning dj bros...
>>107348612>I moreorless summarised what he said in it for what it's worthOkay, Hardy.
>>107348818How is wonderboy almost the same age as tyron but not even half as flushed?
>>107348858dustin is not bigger than khabib
>GSP: Jake Paul is a real boxeroh nononono... ben bros...
>>107348660Because he learned his lesson from the tyron knockdowns and the pettis heem. He started duccking and waiting 8-9 months per fight. Tyron just kept coming back for more losses.
>>107343193didn't he lose this fight?
>>107348846he replenishes himself by drinking the vaginal juices of 8 year olds
>>107348846wonderboy is young at heart
>>107348889Wonderboy schooled Luque, Woodley got schooled by Luque. It's a skill difference.
>>107348846Better mentalityTyron doesn't seem to have degraded physically, he's just completely lost at this point
>>107348193lol embarrassing post
>>107348947yes he does, maybe he came off the juice or something but his physique looks way worse than it did when he was champ
>>107348947How do mma fighters last so much longer than boxers? If you watch someone whos past the age of 34 in boxing most of the time you can see how much less athletic they are compared to their prime years, meanwhile some people in mma can keep going until their late 30s
>>107348890Yeah, he gassed in the third round and got wrestlefucked
hall vs zabit is the fight to make
>>107348980I think it's the grappling.Speed starts to fade long before strength does and a lack of speed isn't really a detriment to grappling.The threat of grappling sort of nerfs striking offence too.Most of the older guys have good enough grappling to keep people scared, even if they don't use it much in fights. Think DC, Maia or Yoel Romero. Even Anderson Silva is pretty good at staying safe off his back, he basically negated Cormier with the lockdown from the bottom when they fought.
>>107343503Those strikes are all in the neck. Only one is actually in the back of the head.I'd give the ref 2 hits... The one that triggered the warning and the one we can see here. A DQ for 2 illegal shots was absurd.
>>107344155I hope venum brings the african panties to the UFC
>>107344910Agreed. Hws are an absolute joke these days