NYY: Judge sitting Wednesday with soreness in sideLA: Betts out Wednesday due to lower back stiffnessATL: Acuna goes 3-for-4 as Braves tally first win Wed.SEA: Kyle Lewis (knee) on track for April 16-20 returnOAK: Trevor Rosenthal (shoulder) may require surgerySD: Grisham (hamstring) expected to be activated Fri.OAK: Matt Olson (knee) remains out of A's lineup Wed.SEA: James Paxton (forearm) officially lands on the ILCWS: Mercedes and Moncada not starting WednesdayCWS: White Sox place Tim Anderson (hamstring) on IL
Fuck the "white" socks
First place tonight
Soxsperg has his revenge.
>>107335876>not even ten posts in and already sullied by phonepostingSad
we made it to .500
>>107335918Happy for you. Always have love for the Rangers.
>>107335901but I'm not on a phone?
>>107335972yeah, I've used a tool on my laptop to mass download instagram images
>>107335952I am and I'm besmirching this thread
>>107336023i besmirched your mom
>s*xi*s spammer>get filtered
Imagine being in a division which contains BOTH the blow gays and baltipoor.Now imagine being in that division and not winning the ALCS since 2009
>>107335994Gayest dumbest excuse I've ever seen and I've met your father
baseball players have shit taste in music
god damn about those white stockies
>>107336118>accidentally outs himselfSo what bathroom stall did you meet his gay father in, anon?
Imagine thinking based Yankschads give a fuck what you think
>>107336209Imagine thinking a team that hasn't won since 2009 is chad
>>107336209Imagine all the people
>>107336118I don't even have a cell phone either
PANDA PANDA PANDA
It's that time of year the yaks get cocky. Like the Mariners fans they will disappear in June.
>>107336229enjoy this while it lasts. it's going to suck when they break though again.
Zoomers think 2009 was a long time ago
>>107336290Can't tell if based or not
Boomers think 2009 was last week
Is Aaron Nola the most inconsistent ace in baseball?
>>107336332Nigga I graduated 2009 and it's over a decade ago. Shit was a long time ago
>losing to red soxN-not like this
>>107336388he's not top 10. He's somewhere in the next 10.
>>107336290Imagine simping for this hideous circle
What went wrong?
Good games, Braves.
ive never seen newcomb pitch that well
HAHAHAHHAHAH SUCK IT CUBBIES bunch of hot dogs on that team
>>107336481I just collect images for my yank bro that likes her. I'm the meredith guy
>>107336725Big yikes as wellMeredith is disgusting.
>>107335876I would fuck her face so hard
what's another phrase for "everyone get in"
Eat shit gnatshitnals
>>107336061(>)We were contenders during a significant portion of that timeframe. BTW, the winner of tonight's Orioles and Yankees game will be untied for 1st place in the division (and the only team with a winning record).
>>107336725How much do you spend in onlyfans subscriptions each month?
>>107336896zero because the only people I want to see in porn I can torrent for free
>>107336160This. Over half the songs are shitty rap songs, regardless of the player's race.
>>107336862are you old enough to remember 1988? If so, what was that like?
I love pictures of bros just laughing at the retards buying into the covid hoax.
>>107336984WHERE ARE THEIR MASKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’m late butPANDAANDA
>>107336984kek how do you know that's what they're laughing at
ITS GONNA BE A FINE LOLMETS SEASON, BOYS
>>107336984I think they're laughing about the fat guy on speee that simps for reddit bauer
>>107337020the blob is projecting
>>107336896if i'm spending money to see a woman naked, she better be physically in my living room
>>107336984>not wearing masks>not 6 feet apart>not wearing masks over their nose
>>107336160They're twenty four year old latinos, did you expect them to have good taste?
>>107336970No, I am a zoomer. While not as remembered as well, 1989 was a really cool comeback. They placed 2nd in the division and would have won it had they gotten a sweep against Toronto in the final series of the season.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSAohY4o-0E
>>107337160The ones from Latin America usually have better music I've noticed.
>>107335876anon how many of her pics do you have saved? you should know no matter how many you post we will never think you are really her
bal v nyy>>107337124>>107337124>>107337124
>>107337206why would I want anybody to think I am her? I'm some random guy. and you can see how many I have of her in an screenshot itt. see >>107336290
Hate the yaks but Lindsey Adler is cute as fuck
>>107336807''all aboard''''pile in''
>>107337068BAJP is hilariously retarded kek, so easy to wind him up. I hope he never changes
>>107337249Be a bro and share them
>>107337198It all sounds like the same mumbled hip hop over club dance music. Whether it's in english or spanish, I'm not interested.
>>107337170I had a drinking buddy a few years back that was from Baltimore. As a kid, his father took him to the game where Cal Ripken either tied or broke Gehrig's record. Ripken hit a home run and my buddy picked up the ball in the scrum. He said some grown up tore it out of his hands after that.
>>107337249you do by posting her shitty pics over and over in every thread
>>107337276I have to admit, he does spice things up around here.
>>107337295gimmie a min>>107337320weird way to think about that, but that's not the case.
>>107337363I would be so bummed out if he just stopped posting here one day
Cardies-WiteSoxies broship is strong today.
>>107337295>>107337329Are you so sexually deprived that you're really excited to see pictures of a fully-clothed woman?
>>107337440Yes I haven't had sex in two weeks >:(
Who's fans is your player really unironically named MEN'S DICKS?
>>107337388same. even though I find him loathsome a lot of the time.
>>107337440I don't like typical looking instawhores. I find Lindsey very attractive.
>>107337473Thanks anon. We will all get Lindsey type GFs
Are you afraid, /mlb/?
>>107337498idk who you root for team wise but whenever lindsey uploads something new (it's very rare) I usually or another person posts in the yankee threads. give a glance once a game is over from time to time cause I am only in /mlb/ during yankee games, and I leave right after it's over
>there are consequencesLOL why didn't the pussy ass cubs do anything than? Nothing but loud mouth hot dogs. Go Birds.
>>107337601based I'll keep that in mind. Not a yankees fan
>mlb network showing Yankees O's nextFUUUUUUU I JUST WANT MLB TONIGHT
It's another Jansen episode.Hold on to your butts
>>1073377782-18 with risp today. this game shouldn't even be close.
birdbros we are going all the way this year
CARLSON GRAND SLAM
Cmon Doyers gimme some free baseball. 15 innings
south side of Chicago imploding
>>107338280>inb4 it's covered in jizz
So this is the power of the white Sox bullpen...
>>107338280gottem into a chronic seethe
My Premier said I get to hang out with you guys for 28 days straight, friends.
>>107338421you're blessed to have him.
birdbros we *can* keep getting away with it
How long until the resd collapse?
Why the fuck is bumgarner still in the league
>>107335594>NYY: Judge sitting Wednesday with soreness in sideAnyone see his horrible play on Mancini's ground rule double yesterday. Fuck the yankees and all yankees fans. Scum of the earth. I hope he actually tore something in his back and can never play again. Or their whole team bus careens off the side of a cliff.
>>107338596Comic relief character.
>>107338596Bags need their albatross contracts
>>107338614>Or their whole team bus careens off the side of a cliff.
fakk the fakkin yankees
we .500 nao
how long have the Oriole's had a female calling their games on the radio? wtf happened to Gary Thorne?
2-1 Orioles LEL FUCK THE YANKEES
>>107335672Oh no oh no oh no not my precious yankees in our precious gay stadium
>>107338614Kek. Stankees on life alert
>>107338614lmao yankeebrothers will not care for this
James Shields lol
>Phillies are 5-1 to start the seasonIt won't last, but a good start.
>5-1 to start the year>the bullpen is totally functional outside of VelasquezGotta say bros, I’m enjoying phase 1 of the Dombrowski experience.
Good game Mariners
FUCK YOU JERRYFUCK YOU TLRFUCK YOU EATON
What are we drinking tonight famalam?
>>107339067so generous of you to say that
>>107339161my own tears after the sox left TWENTY on base
>>107339161>diabetes juiceCareful with that stuff, anon.
>>107339161jus wateri don't booze on days that i lift
>>107339161No booze till the weekend
>“I did a really lousy job of managing that inning” said Tony La Russa of the sixth inningYOU THINK? YOU FUCKING RETARDED OLD FUCK
>>107339067Velasquez must have some kind of dirt on everyone with the Phillies. That's the only reason I can think of why he's still there.
>>107339545His brother and father were navy seals. Probably don't want to upset that family.
That India dude for the Reds looks like a star. Great defensively and can really hit. Reds got their 2B for the next decade.
>>107339673Yeah hes exciting
>>107339545Was surprised to see he made the return over people like Parker or Alvarez.
>>1073360255-1 in 21
Cincinnati is averaging 9.5 runs/game. What the hell got into those guys...they couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat last year.
For those of you hating on Familia for last night... dude gave up a chopper and a blooper... got a little flustered and tried to do too much against Harper... but he threw the ball well aside from that walk. Hoskins 2b came off the bat at 52 mph... https://twitter.com/Anthony_Recker/status/1379789182818791425
>>107339771and if the bear had stopped to shit in the woods it wouldn't have been shot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THE WHITE SOXHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHA
im new to basebal, which team should I cheer for? im trans btw if that makes a difference
>>107339431Tony is based.
>>107339947For sure the mets.
HAHAHAH DOYERS LOST TO THE As LADS LOL
>>107339947Cubs or Cardinals
>>107340065How is your Tatis paperweight?
MANFRED WILL HANG FOR HIS RUNNER ON 2ND IN EXTRAS BULLSHIT
>>1073401467 inning double headers are fucking blasphemy.
>>107340146I like it. The usually boring pace becomes incredibly tense from the jump. also makes it less likely I ever have to suffer through watching my team lose in the 14th inning.
>>107340199The long ass grind has always been part of the game. Playing until 2 am in the 16th inning is peak kino
>>107340248only if they win. it's absolutely brutal losing those marathons.
>>107335594>Redlegs are 5-1 with 50+ runs scoredThis too good to be true I must be dreaming.
>>107340311Cubbies own your scrub asses
>>107340311Cubs murder your sorry ass team. *spits*
>>107340448>>107340591and emphasis on the "ass" part!
>>107340599Here's a joke for you, if you're sophisticated enough for this type of humour ;)
how bad are the sox for not sweeping seattle?
>>107340268Yeah, but that's how it's always been. I wonder what my grandparents would have reacted to these rule changes.
>>107340711Ohtani broke them
Angels ain't it
yankee bros is this what peak hairline should look like?
Why do people like Ohtani again?
>he post reddit frogs
>>107341230Woah bro careful. You might end up on the wrong side of #ALM #stopasianhate
mariners are going to the world series.
>>107341350You're a decade too early
>>107341350no The Angels Are It this year and are going to be the American League Champions ,, sorry franks and beans Mariners are finishing dead last
The Anglels will get buried like they always do. No amount of crybabyfagging on an anonymous euroasian bird watching forum will change it.
I can't fucking wait til we drop pooholes bros what meme star are we going to overpay to come to where careers go to die next? california fucking shitsgo halos
>>107341553Are you this guy? https://www.npr.org/2019/04/20/715393929/baseball-brit-hopes-to-attend-162-mlb-games-this-season
>>107341702Rodriquez is going to be the shit. Go halos bro
since they need pitching i would say Kershaw who so far looks like shit
>>107341166he's so fucking perfecthair beautiful, eyes even tilt, nice high defined cheekbones, mouth and ears not too big or too smallshame he can't pitch into the 7th
>>107341793I could see it>>107341796He and Walsh give me hope in our farm again
>>107341702looking at the 2022 free agent list and knowing arte moreno doesn't spend top dollar for pitchers your 2nd tier list you got greinke , kershaw , & cueto lol!
>>107341864have you seen him pitch this year? he added a fourth pitch. A slider. I hope they let him go deeper this year, I think they will. But yeah he's pretty fucking kawaii not gonna lie
>>107341925He doesn't spend anymore on pitching after CJ Wilson
>>107340128Honestly don't understand the assumption.
>>107341876brandon marsh is going to be a stud. adell needs to be perminant DH because his defense is horrific ... and you can tell jordyn adams is going to be a elite defender even better than marsh
after opening day I asked here if fangraphs would fix their pitch info for Tyler Glasnow. Originally they didn't distinguish between his curveball and slider. I'm happy to report they fixed it :Dhttps://www.fangraphs.com/players/tyler-glasnow/14374/game-log?type=6&gds=&gde=&season=&position=P
>>107335594>sawxyour boys have been good to bet on, I'll give you ya that
>>107341987Kinda fucked that Maddon had to search all the way into single A to find some pitching talent, tho
>>107341964I haven't, I'll try to see his next start
>>107341969Moreno has a thing for Ranger rejects
>>107341925I fuckin love greinke dude would love if we got him
>>107341876>correaYeah, fucking right. I wouldn't be surprised, or mad, if they just extended Iglesias. His defense is literally top tier. The lineup bangs enough as is. The defense is worth more, especially with the questionable rotations the angels like to keep.
I live bet BoulderBoys/Snakes U10 runs back in the 4th. There's no other reason to watch these shitfag franchises.
>>107342061His hair is even longer kek. He pitches monday against the Rags
>>107342098Is he that defensively elite though? I guess I got used to Simmons, but I'm not sold on Iglesias just yet
>>107342082why is there no more knuckleballers, would love to go find whoever the best is and allow our defense win the games
>>107342167Literally only second to simmons over the past 5 years and better than him in the last couple.
>>107342112>U10 at coors Oh no no no
Stankees are 100 percent pure scum
>>107342088>1 in the last 20 years>rasy have more pennants since 2008 than yaks>RAGS have more pennants since 2004 than yaks
>>107342112>under at coorsyou are braver than I am. the live over right now is 8.5 I'm temping to join you and burn some money
>>107342098yup i agree Iglesias is a keeper , his win at all cost team leader/hype guy attitude is great for the clubhouse too
>>107342320Based autism statcheckerI guess Arte knows our pitching is grim so is maxing out our defense
https://twitter.com/mlbrandomstats/status/1379875643786199041?s=21I fucking hate this team so much. Get rid of all of them
>>1073424014 hits in their last 20 innings. Yes that is cherry picked, I don't care.
>>107342356.174 that's a good year for joc lol not sure why anyone would of signed him
>>107342352Yeah, I was mad they didnt go after keuchel in the 2019 off season because the infield defense was so elite and he's a groundball getter. I think Tehran was also a ground ball guy but I don't want to look. He was a massive dud obviously.The downside with Iglesias is he's 31, so he doesn't have a lot left in the tank maybe. A big contact would be retarded, hopefully minisian will be smarter than his predecessors.Iglesias also hit really well last year, and better than simmons before then. Even if he isn't as productive as he was last year, he's still been pretty decent in the past. A run saved is as good as a run scored anyway
>>107342208Based orange bird poster. Please stay all season because the O's are severely under represented here.
>>107342448Hm that's factually incorrect but I see your point
Tucker Carlson just said that baseball is no longer americas passtime and I should stop watching it. I want to stick with my party but why are they trying to take away one of the few things I like?
>>107342486dodgers were smart to rid themselves of their dead weight joc , kike , verdugo
>>107342448he fucked up. White Sox offered him a multi year deal early in fa. he wanted to see what else was out there and they moved on. now he's stuck on a one year deal to have to reestablish his value.
>>107342532Verdugo would be good for them. Pollock is a dud.
>>107336160word, imagine not walking up to this in 2021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5P680U2ywk
>>107342528You should stop watching it but more importantly stop posting here
>>107342532Yeah definitely, Joc pretty much only brings power from the left hand side, and the dodgers have a surplus of that
>>107342528don't right wing people call left wing people NPCs for doing what the man on the TV says? jeez dood.............think for yourself
>>107342528expatriate and move to dominican republic , you get dominican baseball year round , a flat 25% tax rate , every mlb team has a facility down there so you can check out 15yr - 18yr prospects , cheap living , big fat booty bitches everywhere , and no jew tv virtue signaling
Has anyone seen sneks and rox fans here? I haven't seen either since 2019
>>107342218>>107342252I live in the Denver metro, see games here all the time and have a pretty good gauge on tempo.Also,>it's only 5-0 in the 8th
I'm just glad the CBT (Cleveland Baseball Team) won a game today :)
>>107342528Who the fuck watches Tucker Carlson lmao bro are you over 50?
>>107342528Good riddance. Trumpchuds are uneducated cultists & vote against their own economic interests to give billionaires tax cuts Poor whites need to leave the Republican plantation
obvious political bait post is obvious and five anons still fell for it
Imagine giving a shit about politics both sides are retarded. I don't like boys in dresses or maga red hat """patriots""".
>>107342454teheran is looking better with the tiggies this yearapparently he had something fucked up in his shoulder and he got it unfucked and now he can go back to pitching decent seasons where his ERA outperforms his FIP
>>1073427884 more outs kek. pulling for you
Let's watch the Rockies choke away an 8-0 lead in the top of the 9th lmao
>>107342788Boulder doesn't count>tempoLul
>>107341702Angels will be paying part of Tatis' salary, you must know this in your heart.
Don't mind me, just gonna mash on everyone all year long.
>>107342788You got so fucking lucky at the end lol
>>107339161For me, it's Bangs tonight
>>107343307shiiiit that's pretty grim
>>107343294I live in Lakewood bud, everyone in the state outside on Boulder hates Boulder and were happy to see a shooting in Boulder.
>>107343328>bet U10 runs>game total is 8 runsuh yeah, so lucky pal
Anyone ever get the feeling that the league is all fake? The players are actors?Why else would they be so hush hush about pine tar chemistry and the whole Astros cheating scandal?I think the mlb allows certain players to cheat to push certain narratives (all dependant on what city is willing to pay)
>>107343381Kek yeah I know. I have family in highlands ranch, and I've lived in the area
>>107343400>Anyone ever get the feeling that the league is all fake?No.>The players are actors?No.>Why else would they be so hush hush about pine tar chemistry and the whole Astros cheating scandal?The players union I guess. I don't know, no answer is satisfactory. It is bullshit that the astros faced no real consequences. That I agree with. But lets move on
>>107343450>let's move onNO
What the fuck is this guy's problem? >gets all pissy when some rookie has a pitch get away from him>showboats his hrs like he just won the world series>flexes on rookies and acts like a bitch when he scores>acts all innocent like he didn't deserve a suspension (should have got 5 games at least for instigating)>poses with this shirtThis guy is a me first scumbag. Fitting for the Reds who are a has been loser of a franchise. Cards aren't just the best team in the Central, we don't just have the most knowledgeable baseball fans in the country, we're also classy. We know how to win without acting like 10 year olds. Enjoy your nice opening week Shitcinnati. You'll be back in the basement in a month.
>>107343400smoking too much weed will make you think those kind of thoughts.
>>107343490Hes a fucking chad ball player. Imagine not liking the kind of energy he is bringing right now.
>>107343490What the fuck do you even want dude? Nick the stick brings so much energy, how can you not like him. Fucking of course the Cubs couldnt find the money for him, stupid faggot franchise now those are some losers.
>>107343490this is actually an obvious falseflag. I'm an idiot kek
>>107343490dude is based you homo ... and please do yourself a favor & somehow bring up your testosterone levels
>>107343400The league isn't fake, the games aren't fake. But leadership is a fucking dumpster fire. Not just with Manfred, but also the MLBPA who are rep'd by people who do *not* share the collective values of the player base majority. You have a handful of shitheads making bonehead decisions but the player base is great and the game is great.Manfred will be gone mid season. He blind-sided the owners who by an overwhelming majority do not agree w/his decision on Atlanta. He was pressured by d pols, but also *d* MLBPA leadership. 400 years ago we'd all know a mutiny was afoot. Today, we just know leadership day's are numbered.
>>107343490>we don't just have the most knowledgeable baseball fans in the countryThis is when I knew a Reds fan posted this.
where my redschads athttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTQpX--WRz0
>>107343490Fuck him. He is just doing this to get some media attention because he knows he's a shitter on a literal who - tier team
>>107343565I just want baseball to still be around for my future grandkids to watch a game with me
>>107343801Manfred is essentially a dead commissioner walking. He does not have the support of the owners here, he doesn't even have the support of the players. He has the support of front office execs and MLBPA lawyers/execs. These are very different people than the people they're employed to lead and represent.Hell, even the WH has trying to distance themselves from the MLB Atlanta move. Manfred is on an island and he's done for.
>>107343861Good. Fuck Manfag hes ruining baseball
Manfred will be gone by Jul 1st. Maybe even Jun 1st. Owners don't leak shit, these guys are as private as it gets. There will be no lead up. It's just going to happen one day. It's not if, just when for Manfred. Lotta billionaires are fucking furious right now.
>>107343914>>107343861where are you getting all this info from then?
>>107343765This is partially my take. He had a hot streak last year and then hit like garbage the rest of the season.
>>107343928There are still good reporters out there. People who have connections on the inside. They rarely work for major networks. You can also follow the OBVIOUS internal leaks that get to oppo outlets. Take for example the Stacy Abrams leak to Fox and The National Pulse today. Alternatively, see how the people who used to be pushing it (The fucking White House) are now responding to it (trying to get as far as fucking away from it as possible). Read between the lines and follow actual journos.
>>107341702pujols is still in the league? What the fuck?
>>107343914This Real shit Manfred took away the all star game from Atlanta the year after Hank Aaron died. He fucked up on such on monumental level it isn’t remotely funny.
>>107343978And it's not just the White House, who endorse the boycott, trying to get away from it. Stacy Abrams herself is trying to claim she had nothing to do w/decision, which we now know she spearheaded. The blowback if fierce and they realize they misplayed it.The ONLY one left out there right now having to defend is Manfred. And 90+% of the owners disagree with him. Not hard to see where this ends.
When do the A's just give up and give away Jesus lazardo to a real team
>>107343985some of us are just counting days till the fucking contract is finally over
>>107344019weird flex, but okay?
>>107343978>>107344009ah so nothing you can give me. thanks July 1st. Got it.
>>107344038there definitely is some loose cannon that posts here, I think its this guy kek. I notice the writing style. I remember he used to use tim mcvay in his images for his essay posts
>>107344019i fucked her
>>107344048I'd drop 1k on Jun 1st, but if you're giving me Jul I'll take it. The two major leaks today came from the owners. FYI.
>>107344089WHAT LEAKS. I want to believe you cuz I hate manfred too but I have no idea what you're talking about
>>107344104Where do you think The National Pulse and Fox News got their reports on Stacy Abrams from today? Think about it. Who could have that info and give it to oppo outlets for max coverage.
>>107344122For the record, here's the report. Manfred pissed the owners. This isn't hard.https://www.foxnews.com/politics/stacey-abrams-urged-mlb-commissioner-move-all-star-game
No way Manfred is gone before the new agreement negotiations. It's literally the only reason Manfred was brought up to commissioner. He was a partner in a labor and employment law firm.
>>107344148That's what I always thought. He's at least staying until there's a new CBA>>107344146Ok I mean I guess that's something. IDK
>>107344148He pissed off tens of millions of Americans even if we're betting low on the number. Owners are about profit. He didn't consult with a single owner before making this call. Whatever he was brought in for doesn't matter. He's finished.
Manfred just cost himself millions of dollars with this act. Same thing happened with the NFL and Kapernick. Look how the NFL is on life support now after they turned their back on US and the troops. Never underestimate the silent majority. You need us, we don't need you.
>>107344146>didn’t tell the 22 other owners WEW LAD HES DEAD JIM
>>107344196>Look how the NFL is on life support nowNFL just signed a new billion dollar TV deal
>>107344199Yes. This wasn't just a dumbass decision. He could actually survive something like this if he had just told the owners first. They'd have probably hated him, but at least they would have known. He blindsided almost every owner in baseball. He works for *them*.
>>107344174They probably see the money as lost anyway. They were assuming Georgia wouldn't change the law, and the players might boycott. Then jot only do they lose all of(more) money, they get publically crucified. At least, in their minds, they're on the politically correct side of this money loss.Also, he doesn't do anything without the owners. There's no way he didn't consult them or that it wasn't their call.
>>107344217He probably survives the year because they won’t want to make shit worse but yeah he’s fucking done.
>>107344174>He didn't consult with a single owner before making this call. Whatever he was brought in for doesn't matter. He's finished.you're basing this all off of this quote:>After Manfred made the decision, he told the eight-member executive committee before making the announcement, which surprised the 22 other teams. kek. You're hilarious
>>107344263When your job is to be the face is a multibillion dollar sports league, and your bosses are leaking damaging info the press about decisions you're making, you should probably update your resume. This applies to literally any job ever.
>>107344282ok cool lets just breeze over the fact that you're literally making shit up as I just called you out
>>107344290Called me out on what?
How has Chapman managed to stay an elite level closer for so long, when other closers last like 2 years tops
>>107344325He's a fucking insane athlete. He could have played in the NFL had he trained for it. Or almost any sport. He doesn't have to put crazy strain on body parts to generate his speed, he does it with his physique.
>>107340625I used this joke often in high school and it got me laid 0 times
>>107344345how could you not get laid in hs? that's the easiest time to get laid (till you're rich that is). chicks will bang anything in hs.
In the ultimate irony, they moved the ASG to a state that already has an ID requirement and a ban on handing out food/drinks within a certain distance of polling places...the same things that were so fascist when GA passed them.
I need the winners for tomorrow. If I pick correctly I can have half of the winnings. What can I give anons in return?
>>107344506I picked these teamsMia, pit, bos, col, sea, cws, mil, tor, oak
G-guys is based wino TLR going to survive the season?
>>107344524I was laughed at for my picks. I'm not making any money lawl.
>>107344506Angels aint it
Guess whO's first in the AL-E right nOw?>>107342088>kiss emI would, but I don't want to have to get a tetanus shot.
>>107344562urshela's face as he saw the glove move into his path was an instant classic
What's more reddit, the anglels or anime?
Schizo spammy is SEETHING at the angels.Ass-fractured who Sox reject
>>107338490>>107338590>>107339673>>107339770The Reds are finishing this season as World Series champs averaging 7 runs per game. They're not even at full strength yet. Screencap this
>>107344994>mike clevinger discovers the Astros dugout
>>107338280(((They))) are trying to silence him
>>107344530ANGELS ARE ITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>107342825>implying you know what my economic interests are
anglels desu senpai
Lolrioles with a play-by-play female announcer.
>>107347485always reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i-l3R11lNo
gay louis kek
>Jack Flaherty @ MIA (W) – 6.0 IP, 0 ER, 1 Hit, 4 BBs, 6 Ks – 11 Whiffs, 27% CSW, 101 pitches
>>107347582The gapeway arse!!!!!
st louis most famous landmark is the door out of town kek
>>107342528If only this were bait, I could let out a chuckle.
>>107337527Of Reds? Yes. Of Votto? lol, no.
Votto in shambles
I ran into BAJP at Da Mars Candy Factory on oak park street last halloweeen and I saw him having a bar b q! I punched him in da face too. They usually give out lots of candy to the trick or treaters. He was first in line, but then I saw something strange. By his grill he had over 15 other costumes! I dont know what they were for but I was assuming it was so he could get more candy. I tried to out him to the mars candy and line umpires but thats when he did the unthinkable. He was dressed as a whitesox fan and pulled a gun on me! I got scared so I backed off and observed him from da distance. I watched as he went back in line over 15 times each time enjoying a sausage in between!
Apologize to Jonathan India, /mlb/.
>>107348491that ones on me
15 costume 15 candy aj!
>>107348402I won't confirm or deny anything from this story
I worte the copypasted
"In stranding nine runners in the Seattle series finale, the Sox extended their American League-leading left-on-base total to 55 in the young season"How is this even physically possible?
i wrote the mars candy copypasta
I cant stand that fat fuck aj
>>107348608bajp, are you my absent father?
>>107348949BAJP has never known the embrace of a woman.
>>107345861Now this is embarrassing
>>107348762Manfred giving it back to him.
>>107349342you love to see it
>>107349680baddoo that bavoodoo that bayoudoo
>>107349750He's no john rocker
>>107350209morning dadsbrowe're a week into the season and it feels so good to have baseball backthe runner on 2nd rule in extras can tongue my anus
>>107350209Who gets more playtime this year, tatis or judge?
>>107338614>>107338673>>107338750>>107338824pretty sure you're samefaggin', but can't seem to hear you over all this ice....
Hoo boy them White S*xies are getting to be a pretty big deal, eh Jomboy?
'Ayup them White S@xies are the real deal', Jomboy said.
>>107335594That bottom middle logo is legit my favorite in all of sports. It's so fucking cool. My White S0xies are the best!
>>107350209How was petco yesterday, bandwagoner-kun?
>>107350246>the runner on 2nd rule in extras can tongue my anusREEEALLLY sharing that feeling today, brother.>>107350253Honestly not sure. The report from AJ Preller on Tuesday was that Tatis felt good enough to and wanted to play that day, but that it was the club that decided to rest him. The doctors say his situation isn't bad enough to where surgery is necessary or advised. He just needs to do the preventative exercises to maintain his shoulder for the time being. Whether that is and exaggeration or complete bullshit remains to be seen, but Tatis isn't a player in the last couple months of his contract about to hit the free agency. I think the club has about 340 Million reasons to make the choices that best preserve his long term health, so I'm inclined to at least take that statement at face value, if not completely trusting it as I do. That said, Tingler has already shown over the past week that he is going to schedule rest days for the entire team over the course of the season, and I'd believe it is safe to assume that those plans included resting Tatis as well before Monday. I honestly don't pay any special attention to the Yankees other than what I pick up via national discussion about them, and I know this is going to come off like a double standard, but perception of Tatis aside, his first season he has a lower back strain that anons in this general swore meant his career was over before it began. Then he had last season, which admittedly was only 60 games, but he got through them without incident, then even I felt on Monday that his Subluxation looked much worse than every indication has come to describe it as actually being. What I do know is that Judge is a beast, but he has multiple seasons missing significant time, which leads me to answer your question based entirely on precedent that I'd think Tatis will. That said, I hope for Yankeesbros that Judge doesn't get bit by the injury bug again, and has a full, healthy, productive season this year.
Hey Tigers fans.
>>107350451Bro, other than the concessions being digitized, the beverages were cold, seeing basedball in person again was a blast, despite the outcome of the game, and for lack of a better term, it was like going home. I loved it. I've got a sore throat from my cheering, and my hands are chapped from the clapping. Can't wait for the next chance to get out there.
>>107350523>I've got a sore throat from my cheering,Uh what if it wasn't the cheering........
>>107350697respect dem socksies, asshole
>>107350807Fuck, suit up boys.
>>107350870>>107350209This is going to need to be a thing.Also make a rangers one too.
>>107350887>need to be a thing.Anon, I've had this since April Fools Day last year.
>>1073509066 posts away please
>Betances on the IL againvery cool
>>107350887>make a rangers oneThis work for you, bubba?
>>107351288They killed MILLIONS.
>>107350523Cough within 3 feet of me and I'll quarantine ya.
>>107351318>I'll quarantine ya.Permanently, or are you just carrying that iron to look tough?
>still mad at the astrosWhy? It's been like 18 months. Get over it.
>>107351456Because they're still wearing the ring
>>107351456Hello Astros fag
>>107351465>>107351471oh no no no they still seething
Why are the Sox playing a day game after 7 games on the west coast+flying from seattle to chicago to play KC today THEN having friday off?
>>107351644>>107351656astros are going to win one more this year, then you can stay seething *****
>>107351664fuck you. *spits*
>>107351664Nice preemptive asterisks.
>>107351673>>107351685>>107351699astros are doing what the rays couldn't. Win against the doyers in 4, oh wait they already did ahahahahhh
>>107351713Astros have never won a world series so good luck to them :^)
>>107351713astros have never won a ws. KWAB
>>107351721>>10735173>he doesn't know
>>107351751>>107351734>>107351721>>107351713It's shame the league is so bitchmade that the players haven't been able to concuss the 17 Astros team out of the league yet. Justice would be a fastball to the skull every game
T-3:13:00 for the tloses to do what they do bestget fucking ready
the angels WILL win the al west.
>>107351814The same league that gave the doyers a free series? yeah sure meanwhile my astros are winning another this year
>>107351875how can they win another if they've never won one? o.O
>tfw can’t watch Mets home opener cause I’m stuck here at Walgreens making sure my mom doesn’t die from the kung flu This is bullshit
OH NONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>>107351933>couldn't delete 2017you fool, here's to them winning another
This is bullshit. I am goin back to Fangraphs. At least they respect me there.
>>107351912>what's this?looks vacant to me, buddy.
>>107351968Bro this table came from fangraphs>>107351954
>>107351983Fangraph bros no..... Guess my soxies ain't it....
>>107351954This is pretty embarrassingThat's what happens when you hire a corpse to be your manager
>>107351954>GER DERNIT BACK IN MY DAY WE NEVER HAD NO FANCY SCHMANCY SHIFTS HUH WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOSTERS STILL PITCHING AND GAVE UP 7 RUNS ALREADY? WHO'S FOSTER? GET OFF MY LAWN-TLR probably
>>107351836not so fast...
>>107352210Based M's poster. Mariners are it.
>>107350870>>107351288Texas looking sus
ynr conditions I deem fair
>>107352266Don't turn your back on them...
>springer dead>judge dead>tatis deadohtanichads, it's our time.
>>107352428so you're saying ohtani can only be good when other players are injured?
>>107352428>springer dedastros won the trade
>>107352473It's his secret power.
I was the first one to say in /mlb/ that Corey Seager will win MVP. Remember this post.
>>107352489>tradewhat did he mean by this
My poor boy Greinke stuck on a cheating team. You hate to see it.
>Billy Hamilton to the 10 day DL and Nick Williams called upmore outfielders for the outfielder gods
>>107352503lol I he only hardware corey seager is getting this year is my hard dick wearing out his asshole
>>107352506sorry the astros won and the blue jays signed an overaged springer
no one:absolutely no one:not even keanu: not even big chungus:not even mike trout: anon : >>107352530sir this is a wendy's drive-thru.
>>107352512>poor greinkeFuck that faggot
>>107352559>Fuck that faggotfinally you say something worthwhile
>>107352559h-he's not a f-faggot
>>107352555Give me a fucking large frosty then and some fries
>>107352428While I would take umbrage with Tatis being described as dead, I've been hoping for Ohtani to become the All Star I believed he could be for years.
Last two digits of this post is the number of games the mariners will win this season.
>>107352559Fuck you hes /ourguy/
>>107352603This guy is gayer than AIDS
>>107352701Me, or Andy Green?
>>107352622>repeatersconfirmed for world series champs
>>107352881>repeatersThat would mean they had to win one 1st
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceTs2-_5Z9kDamn the vlog is gonna be good this year.
Sick em AJ!
>>107352928AND THEY WILL
>>107352928>a tripfag made fun of meoh no how will i recover
>>107353117THIS LIMEY GETS IT
>>107352622>>107353088>88 + 22 =M'S CONFIRMED FOR 110-WIN SEASON
>>107353149you sound like your mom
>>107353159I was shitposting to get past 500 for you, you big ole dingus. You're welcome.
>>107353104Posting a crybabby comment
>>107353218ALL HAIL THE SHITPOSTER
If repeaters, judge out for at least a month
Vin Scully sucks
>>107353959>Vin Scully sucks