and just like that, 40 appearances in 4 years is forgotten
>and just like that, 40 appearances in 4 years is forgotten
Wait he played today?
>>107334991Made an assist and vanished
>>107335013he made another assist after that you goldfish
Hot take: assists are a meaningless stat and simply cope for players who can't finish.
>>107336181Have you seen Neymar's assist for the first goal? He literally created a goal from nothing.
...Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)17:36:39 No.107336181Hot take: assists are a meaningless stat and simply cope for players who can't finish.
>>1073350132 assists and he shagged your sister before vanishing*
>>107336231Assists aren’t the same kind of stat as goals(which all count the same on the scoreboard no matter how they’re scored. Simple as) A long, defense-splitting pass to your forward for an EZ tap in and passing the ball 2 yards sideways for a 35 yard blooter are both technically “assists” even though they obviously both have different degrees of difficulty.
>>107336181an american with a BASED post?? wtf!?
>>107334905So this is how divecracy dies.....
>>107336181Depends on the assist
>>107336181extremely based and American
>>107336181>all these seething fags that have no end product
>>107336416And a penalty counts as much as a 30 feet overhead kick. What's your point?
>>107338587I wanted to say 30m, weird how I said feet without thinking just because I was answering to an american
>>107336228Tbf, I was very surprised he actually did that. I have the feeling that old Neymar wouldve tried to score on his own, and inevitably dive in the box hoping for a penalty.
>>107338909Neymar is the most unpredictable player in the world right now, desu.
>>107336181An open play goal, like a checkmate, is a result of a series of good plays, often starting from the attacker's own half. Some kind of offensive breakthrough, usually several, are needed to create an opportunity for the striker. A goal stat just means you were the last link in the chain, but the previous link was just as essential to the goal.
>>107336181>Hot take: assists are a meaningless stat and simply cope for players who can't finish.There are outliers like Busquets to Messi against Real Madrid, but generally the one who provides an assist needs to use a certain skill to play a pass that breaks through the opposition's defense.
>>107336181This isn't counter-strike, some assists in football make the goal out of nowhere
>>107336581a brazilian who hates soccer?
A young soldier was mocked for being a Neymar fan. One day, one of his superiors, hoping to humiliate him in front of his squad called to him and said, 'take these keys, get in that jeep and park it over there.'The young soldier replied, 'I can't drive.'Therefore, his superior said, 'ask your Neymar for help. Show me that he exists.'So the soldier took the keys and began singing 'olê, olê olê olá, Neymar, Neymar...’ turned the vehicle on, manoeuvred it and parked it perfectly. Getting out of the jeep, he saw them all on their knees, crying and saying, 'we want the hexa...'Startled, the young soldier asked what was happening. His superior, in tears, opened the bonnet and showed the young soldier that the jeep had no engine. Then, the young soldier said, 'do you see now? I serve this Neymar. The Neymar that does the impossible. The Neymar that brings the hexa
>>107348542this. fags on here need to actually watch the games and see if the assister or goalscorer contributed more on the play, neymar's two assists were both much better plays than the goals scored from them
>>107336181The biggest problem with assists is that it's often the pass before the assist that really split the defence open and created the goal
>>107351712There are many. I hate them