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masters dot com for more info
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memeChamboua will miss the cut.
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aww yisss
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Will be boycotting this racist institution
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hopefully Federer will play
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not a sport
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>>107332701
Play a sport
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>>107332350
when will they be happy? when there no white golfer's in the field? im sick of this victim culture based promotion, its like a freepass to the front page of google. Do they actually think they were the only people who were overlooked by augusta. Its an Elite club for Elite members.

>muh racist
>muh rapist
>muh 54 handicapper
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>>107332350
Bye.
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Who should I pick for fantasy?
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>>107335661
bernard langer
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Best weekend of the year friends.
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i hope we get a 8 man play off for the green coat.
i also would like to see a first time major winner
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>>107330448
Put £100 on Spieth at 11/1, wish me luck bros
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>>107335661
is this bait?
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>>107336005
Be real good fun if we got some more choke memes from speef
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>>107336419
I’m just glad he’s relevant again. Golf is less fun when he’s finishing 48th in every tournament.

Also, I think a cheeky Morikawa win might be on the cards.
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I'll be staying up late or waking up early to watch the first round. I'd love to see Spieth leading going into the final round and then leave a few in Rae's creek again. That would be so nice.

Looks like the course is playing hard and fast. So, could see a few blow ups and it'll bring in a few players who don't crush it.
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>>107337284
he is shite to watch,theres a hundred other player better to watch than him, his pre shot chats with his caddie are awful
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Why does he make bongs seethe?
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Has anyone dedicated their win to Tiger yet?
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Cam Smith good value at @$34?
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Speef desu
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>>107339883
Cam smith is hella based but I don't see it happening, bet a cheeky 5er on him anyway and see how she goes
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>Masters
Most prestigious, tradition, iconic course, same course every time
>British Open
Coastal links courses only
>US Open
Extremely difficult pin placement and course preparation
......
......
>PGA Championship
uhh no amateurs allowed lmao

They should replace the PGA Championship with something more interesting
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>>107335099
kek
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Reminder that /sp/ is a Spieth board
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>>107340400
the players
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>>107340426
I'm good with that
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muh boi dj is repeating and there is nothing you nerds can do to stop him
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>>107340422
>Reminder that /sp/ is a Spieth board
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He’s not wrong
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>>107336244
How bad will he choke this year?
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>>107340571
so if they moved to south carolina it would be ok?
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>>107340571
weak b8 but I will bite anyway.

Even progressives are now realizing moving the All Star Game was a mistake, mostly because a boycott just hurts poor black people they claim to care about. Besides, there's nowhere to move The Masters to.
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>>107330448
>I've got Bryson, Rahm, Cantlay, Casey & Westwood in my Masters pool.

Feels good.
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>>107339883
Yeah, he putts lights out.
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>>107340571
Keith Olbermann is such a faggot holy shit.

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1379631367781236737?s=20
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>>107340650
The State proven superior to anarchy once again
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>>107340988
Hes been little more than a Democrat propagandist for years now
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>>107330448
Go Tiger Woods!
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>>107341248
>Flag
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Fags will be seething on Sunday
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>>107340400
Players
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My guy Finau gonna dab on Augusta
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>I was only 9 years old, I loved Phil Mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and Callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving toward me
>I feel something touch me
>it's Phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for Phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please Phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and Phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind a pair of aviators
>Phil is love, Phil is life
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>>107335099
Based and checked
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>>107332912
>when there’s no more whites
Ftfy
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>>107341008
Or rather, anarchy shows the biggest dog is the last one left standing
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>>107341047
I was researching to see if he was one of (((them))) and one of the links is to a comment he made about his German heritage in 2007. Every other sentence surrounding that comment was just “the republicans are far right” or “the only way for the country to improve is for every government position to be a Democrat for eternity”.
He’s such a blatant partisan hack and seems to have been his entire career
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>>107340572
reckon he'll go into sunday within 3 of the leaders and end up coming 40th
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>>107340464
I dunno man he's been pretty shit in the last few
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Looks like /sp/ieth posting is back on the menu
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>>107340400
Players, unironically. I always watch the Players, never watch the PGA.
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>>107340571
Lmao moving it to Pinehurst would be hilarious
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>>107340650
In theory the All Star Game being in Denver means more home runs though.
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>>107343350
more like Augusta gonna dab on his ankles
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how much will the swinglets on tour seethe when based memechambeau drives to the green off the first tee
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>>107332350
Based. Fuck white supremacists
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Xander Schauffele will win.
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>>107340988
He's not mentally healthy. Ignore him
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>>107344354
He barely made the cut in November. Length doesn't help when you're 30 yards into the pine straw
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>>107344408
his year la
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>>107343367
yeah this board needs more golf threads
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Okay okay. time to get up and start drinking
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I must admit I visit this board but once a year.
The Masters produces the best memes.
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>>107340571
>He’s not wrong
So what?
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How the fuck can I watch it (for free) in Europe
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dont sleep on my mullet man
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>>107346629
http://runnel.ir/sky-sports-golf/ i'm relying on this
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So many kino group matchups today
>Bubba, Hovland and Koepka
>Rahm, Rory and Schauffele
>JT, LOOSTHUIZEN and Finau
>Spieth, Morikawa and Cam Smith
Unfortunately I won't be able to watch most of the day
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>>107340988
powerful jawline
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>>107346939
Thanks a lot lad
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>a lot of "privilege"
kek. this country sucks anymore. gonna buy a gun and move into the country.
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>>107347543
3rd story on espn's main page
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When does it start? Google says in 20 minutes but ESPN says in 8 hours
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>>107347726
Boycott espn
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>>107347743
Yeah but they usually have less ads than Sk* Sp*rts
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>>107347726
Masters website starts streaming at about 10am est
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>>107347772
Justin Leonard looks so much like Phil, am I a face blind autist?
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>>107347945
Fuck didn't mean to quote francebro
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>>107341844

This is who I am rooting for.
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>>107332350
I'll take a baseball bat to the head of anyone with a "masters" degree, fucking white supremists
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Lefty cuts and righty draws win here. JT has a go to draw and so does Spieth. Bubba will contend here most years till he's 50. Couple of under the radar guys that could win this week? Cameron Smith and Patrick Cantlay.
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>>107348078
Based I'll be using that
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>>107348197
Even better if it's in "studies" or social work or such bullshit
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Southeast America is so fucking gorgeous this time of year.
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Do the guys who putt with the flag stick in also piss sitting down?
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Would love an NBC stream if a lad can help out
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>>107348305

can watch for free on masters.com

if it's only for americans, use a vpn.
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>>107348320
Do you not need like a CBS/NBC account or something?
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Still one of the most ridiculous shots ever hit at Augusta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RInXlC9ZRUk
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>>107348344

Nope. The Masters streams every shot hit in the tournament online on their website. No logins or anything.
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>>107341844

I thought Thomas was going to play pretty good this week, actually.
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>>107348305
I thought NBC only broadcasts one of the 4 days, use the masters site
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>>107348361
thanks m8
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>>107348366
JT always says how the Augusta really suits his play and how it's his favorite course and all
Then come Saturday he's making excuses
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where my dechadbros at
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>>107348393

Augusta does suit his game similar to the way Sawgrass does. Obv he has to play well, but JT is going to win several Masters in his career. His draw and ball striking guarantee it.
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>>107340422
Checked
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>>107348111

But, DJ won last year with a fade. I think the draw to win at Augusta is become a meme. Look at Nicklaus too. He's got a green jacket for every day of the week almost.
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>>107348452

You can win with a righty fade, but you gotta be a great fucking player to do it. And DJ is legitimately great. The course is much easier with a draw.
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what's this look called
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>>107348474
white man's privilege
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>Stenson

Had totally forgotten about him. He was so good for a while there. What the hell happened?
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>>107348426
I would love to see it honestly, any Spieth fan has to have love for Thomas
Plus it would make faggots absolutely seethe
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What're you ordering bros?
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>2021
>augusta national still has archaic broadcast restrictions in place
Sick of these old privileged white men stopping me from just watching some golf.
>>107348508
Classic chicken sandwich and a bottle of water please m8
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>>107348539

They make up for it by streaming every shot on their website tho.
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>>107348508

Turkey Cheese on Rye, Pimento Cheese and 6 imports to start.
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>>107347945
No it's fine. Yeah they kinda look similar
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>>107348547

>6 imports

It's 8:57am anon.
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>>107348562

I'm prepared to be that guy.
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>>107348508
Damn, surprisingly cheap. I'll have the chicken wrap with water and a cookie please
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>>107348573
The guy who by 9:30am is politely asked to immediately leave the premises and never return.
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Jim Herman is an interesting player. Most weeks he's just an average pro. Not that good, not that bad. But every so often he goes nuclear for a week and makes everything to win the tournament.
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>>107348508
Sausage biscuit and an iced tea for breakfast
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Whatever happened to Mike Wier?
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>>107348508
Sausage Biscuit, Blueberry Muffin, and water for breakfast.
Masters Club, Chips, and a Coke for lunch.
Peach Ice Cream Sandwich for a snack.
BBQ and Import Beer for dinner.
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>It started
Guys, GUYS, I'm gonna... I'm gonna PUUUUTTTT
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anyone fancy Wiesberger this week? Or will he disappoint as always in the majors?
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Justin Thomas
Sergio Garcia
Patrick Reed
Tony Finau
Cameron Smith
Collin Morikawa

The winner will be one of these guys.
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Bernard Langher doesn't get nearly enough credit for still being a badass at his age.
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/ourmanlet/ Brian Harman just getting his round going
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>>107348508
Why is it so cheap wtf?
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>>107348696
It's in Bitcoins not dollars
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>>107348637

Hurt his back sleeping next to the toilet.
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>>107348696

If you can actually manage to get a pass to attend, Augusta is well known for treating their patrons well with affordable prices. They're also known for banning your ass if you or your guest step outta line.
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Been watching sky for 10 minutes and already sick of hearing about Lee Elder. Fuck that black faggot.
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>>107348688
I'm always amazed how short he is, I know Google is lying about his height. He looks 5'5" max
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>sky talking about mcilroy's attempt at the career grand slam
Yeah you can forget about that lads, he's washed up already.
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>>107348777

Bryson broke Rory. Rory saw the big numbers and wanted to do it too. Destroyed his swing trying.
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>>107348777
about 5 years ago i said he would never win another major, i definitely should have asked for odds on it. He's just a mental midget, prefers to not take it seriously and then use the "i'm just chilling bro" excuse. disgraceful waste of talent
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how many spectators are they allowing?
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>>107348837
Around 10,000
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>>107348806
He won the 2019 FedEx cup for 15 mil that takes some mental fortitude
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I drew Webb Simpson in my office pool. Did I throw away $50
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Course looks absolutely glorious in the morning sunshine, makes me want to go out and play a round. Then I remember it's like 9C outside and my local course looks nothing like Augusta.
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>>107348918
Absolutely
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>>107348918
Claymation
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What does Rolex has to earn by sponsoring F1 and Golf? Where do they get the money to do that? Also, literally anyone who can afford a Rolex knows the brand, it's like Coca Cola at this point
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>>107348979
prestige
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>>107348979
Maintains their image
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>>107348979
Prestige of being associated with international sporting events, and hospitality packages, etc.
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Anything new in the bag this year /sp/? I bought a new putter, a PING Sigma 2 model. Excited to get out there and play.
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>>107349098
Sigma 2 nuts homo
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>>107349106
Is nuts a verb there I'm having trouble understanding that
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No Rickie this week. Dude's game has gone off the rails so hard he doesn't get to play the Masters this year.
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>>107349125

strange since he's usually Mr. consistency
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>>107349098
Nice putter, I got some new golf pants if that counts
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Has anyone ITT ever been to a PGA event? I watched Tiger beat S*rgio G*rcia at the Players in 2013, such a cool fucking place to be. Hoping to get tickets to the Phoenix Open next year. I understand why the left/minorities want to cancel golf, they have no appreciation or understanding for a bunch of white people being civil yet partying. They crave and need constant stimulation and dopamine hits, for a people that claim to be "chill" they're the least chill mammals on earth. Sad to see anons, enjoy this all while you can. Golf will either be non-existent or have rap blaring in the background in 30 years.
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>>107349137
he seems to have fallen off a cliff the last year or so, shame - I always enjoyed watching him and he was often one of my cheeky EW bets for the majors
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>>107349189
Used to go to the one in my city with my dad every year when I was younger. Phil hit a huge flop shot right in front of me when I was like 6 and gave me a fist bump when I said nice shot.
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>>107349098

I got a titanium plate in my right wrist in December..
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why do all these korean golfers look like retards?
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Does Vijay Singh still play?
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>>107349189

Went to the GVO every year until it ended after 9/11. Watching Weir win in Canada was awesome. Also watched Payne Stewart swing was something else.. And John Daly having a breakdown on the course.
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When does Tiger tee off?
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>>107349350

FAS.. Soju is a hell of a drink.
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>>107346555
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>>107349145
Nice, what kind did you go with? I'm playing mostly in some lululemon ones that are solid.
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>>107349362
Damn would be sick to see Daly lose his shit
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what the fuck is going on with Brooks' hat?
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>>107348508
Chicken wrap and a Diet Coke
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>>107349314
Nice, Phil is a great guy

>>107349355
I think he's playing in the boomer league/Champions Tour, him and Ernie Els if I'm not mistaken. It's a really cozy watch on television, watching that and the LPGA is a good way for an amateur golfer to "study tape" so to speak since the PGA is so many leagues above your average recreational golfer. Easier to recreate a woman's swing or a 65 year old golfer's swing than one of the top 30 players in the world. The LPGA Tour is great desu, tons of cuties to watch and then stalk on Instagram
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>>107349189
I’ve been to the Players a few times. Extremely comfy tourney to attend.
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>>107348918
i can do claymation
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>>107349380
Based my lulu pants are the most comfortable thing I own
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Starting your Masters with a triple. Oof.
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LGTSS

>Hovland
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>>107349380
>Lululemon
My fuckin nigga, I got black commissions it's like my 6th pair
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Reckon Viktor might be a bit disappointed with that start.
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Post your battle stations
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>>107349422
Sounds like a dream life. Not a huge golf watcher but i always tube in for the comfiness of Augusta
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>>107349486
Nice trimwork
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>>107349486
Comfy
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imagine being this unknown amateur and seeing you're grouped with DJ and Westwood at the Masters.
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Post meme golfers

Hard mode: no Bryson
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>>107349486
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>>107349584

He won the US Amateur to get there. I'd take that over all but maybe 10 pro tournaments.
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>>107348508
5 sausage biscuits, 5 ice cream sandwiches and 7 black coffees please darlin
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>>107349486
Watching from here today
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Are they still faking bird calls? These seem pretty aggressive.
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Just woke up lads. Did I miss anything?
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>>107349795

I live about an hour from Augusta. The birds really are this loud here. Little fuckers wake me up at the crack of dawn every day.
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>>107349795
Lmao good catch, they probably are
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I'm literally printing free money here
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>>107349798
Former NFL player killed 5 people including 2 children, not much of note in the Master's though so far
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>>107349830
Does he have dark skin, therefore the media will completely ignore it after one day of coverage?
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The small crowds make this one look comfy.

>>107349830

Woah... There's a Mexican leading this thing... That doesn't happen every day
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>>107349189
I worked grounds crew on a US Woman's Open when I was a late teenager. I know it's not the same as the men's, but it was still a huge party in and I was able to give some passes to my friends and family.
they all had a great time, and so did we- they treated the course workers really well
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These greens are fast as shit and it's still the morning. I don't think anyone goes that low today, especially as the day goes on and it dries out even more.
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I’m ready to be hurt again Spiethbros
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>>107349785
watching from here today
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>>107349619
>basically a kornferry tour tier skillset
>miss the masters
>still in 90% of golf commercials
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>>107349878
Nice anon! There's a great atmosphere at golf tournaments, reminds me of track meets. The older I get the more I realize that I appreciate "athletics" more than I do team sports. Also, one of my closest friends and former college roommate works for the PGA now doing general tournament prep/organization, seems like an absolute dream job. Flying all over the country and coordinating PGA events is a hell of a way to pay your bills
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>reigning Masters champ teeing off
>tv broadcast doesn’t start until 3 pm
Why is the Masters so autistic?
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>>107350087
>if only you knew how bad things really are
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>>107349917
Already looking brown and patchy, they're not going to get any easier either.
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>>107350099
I’m watching now on ESPN+
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>overshoot the green by a millimeter
>ball rolls 15 ft down the backslope
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>>107349823
I have made these sort of bets 20 times and won once
some shitter will shoot 65 and cuck you it happens every time
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>>107350239
yeah it's grim Rahm hit an absolute beauty in practice yesterday that was almost stopped dead next to the flag and then just about rolled down the hill
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These greens are brutal.
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>rory already in the shite
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>>107350313
he's been useless since his kid was born
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Westwood OOF
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Well my sergio bet's already looking done
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>>107350123
why don't they just water them? they look really bad
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>>107350412
They clearly want them to be punishingly difficult to the point of being unfair.
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What's for lunch boys? For me it's a ham and turkey sandwich.
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If I were Rory I would simply hit the fairway off the tee
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>>107350428
No thanks I don't eat bread.
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>>107339465
holy kek
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>>107350428
Making some ham and eggs in a bit.
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Wow Hovland back to E. Impressive.
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>>107350428
Cutting before the summer so im just having some overnight oats. Looks unreal though, can't beat an A+ sandwich
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>>107350502
For being a "meme" golfer he really is an impressive talent
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>>107350428
Looks tasty. Probably an apple/protein shake for lunch and then I’ll make spam rice and eggs for dinner
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>>107350428
Beauty sarnie I'm jealous, I probably have to skip lunch cause I'm off to a funeral now
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>>107350428
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>>107350428
Mayo? Miracle Whip? Mustard? Need more details before I can r8.
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>>107350428
Peanut butter bagel two oranges and coffee for breakfast, prob two turkey sandwiches for lunch
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>>107350680
This
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>>107350428
I’m craving jersey mikes now
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why wont they show rahm in the broadcast
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>>107350701
Ohhh an aristocrat. Very nice.
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>>107330448
Who was that young American or perhaps Canadia golfer the media was going nuts about circa 2014-2015/2016?
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>>107332350
Alright Ja'Quan.
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Which stream should I watch?
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>>107350923
Between PGA Tour 2021 Live Stream, Featured Groups, another one?
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>>107340988
Go Isles.
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>masters on one part of the screen
>work videoconference next to it
Comfy
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DustBin Johnson exposed
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The wind is picking up now. It's gonna be a brutal afternoon if it keeps up.
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Dustins shirt looks horrible, just me?
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>>107350986
wfh has been a blessing
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Golf is incredibly racist. There are no black people.
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>>107350987
He just wants to go home do coke and fuck his bimbo wife.
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>>107351164
you have to have money to play golf
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>>107351164
wtf i love golf now
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>>107351164
You have to have an IQ over 80 to appreciate golf
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>that Hovland putt

his 2nd is longer than his first
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>>107351162
Kys cunt
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>>107350428
This looks dry as fuck. Enjoy your colon cancer
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>>107350428
I just had some sausage, scrambled eggs with Havarti cheese, and blueberry pancakes.

t. West Coast fag
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>>107351054
I thought it looked cool
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>>107351393
>>107351414
Seems like a great guy
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>>107351164
> black people don't play golf
> wtf why is golf racist
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>Bezuidenhout is tied for the lead
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Rory..... brother...
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I would be happy if are lee Westwood won it
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anyone else find themselves talking in a soft slow mellow voice with piano playing
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What the fuck was that motor running?
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Jason Day +2
Daniel Berger +2
Rory McIlroy +3
Sergio Garcia +3
Lee Westwood +3
Joaquin Niemann +4

the course is winning
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>>107351672
And it will only get harder
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>>107332286
I hope not

Without Tiger, bryson is the biggest draw playing atm. The sport needs him. Wish he was black desu
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>>107351709

shut up retard
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Literally printing money lads
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>>107351709
lol
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>>107350428
>imagine cutting your sandwish in half
Nice plate tho
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>golf
>a sport
pick one
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>>107351742

golf fans don't care either way, we enjoy it and play it, the end. Go chest beat in an ebin footy thread
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rory...
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>>107351393
Sorry, just enjoying my 2500sq ft of comfiness. No need to get upset.
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>Amen Corner
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>>107351742
>brits
>people
Pick one
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>>107332350
last i checked you can't trade food stamps for golf equipment
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>>107351393
>>107351414
you’re in the wrong thread friendo
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>Jamaican dance Hall rappers are overwhelmingly black
>WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY IN OUR JAMAICAN DANCE HALL RAPPERS
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I want Terminator Koepka back

>we can rebuild him
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>>107351959
are you implying that golf is culturally significant to white people?
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Dead thread
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>>107351975

Is that not clear enough? Lol idiot
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>>107351984
Dead world power
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>>107351959
oh no, moving whites in there would be cultural appropriation, probably lead to gentrification too. Oh the humanity.
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>>107351959
is this what you faggots have been reduced to? anything white people do is terrible, but anything that black people do needs to be judged with nuance?
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sorry,
>>107352048
was meant for
>>107351975
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>duh black ppo?? wypipo? black wypipo pipo??? HMM??

can you fags fuck off to /nba/ or something
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I love golf
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>>107352063
literally this. I just wanna go one thread on this goddamn board without a race war
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>>107352063
This, just enjoy the game fellas. So much of that shit in our faces every minute, just settle in for some golf.
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10th hole is underrated, beautiful setup and a ton of heckin bunkarinos to provide meme potential in Round 4
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Ive never played anything but minigolf IRL, but watching the masters is always comfy as fuck
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>>107351960
>ynr when the poof commentators would drool over brooks big strong arms
keopka got mogged so hard by memechambeau that his game never recovered
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next poster to even mention race will be PERMANENTLY BANNED from both 4chin and reedit, so tread lightly fellow bowlers
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>le ebin pink Nike hat
Glad that the N E O N phase in golf came and went so quickly. The tie dye thing Nike did with their shoes a year or two ago was pretty cool though
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>>107352002
You soulless bugs are dead inside, Zhang
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>>107352119
I'm a brit like you. We came over with the air force. Still have family back there so I visit every few years, and Vancouver/Banff/Montreal shits on everything you guys have, no question.
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>>107352091
Someone post Rory at the houses on 10
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fast greens today
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>>107352144
Nobody calls themselves a "Brit" here. Nice try Zhang
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>>107352144
>brit
>shits on
>you guys
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>>107340571
this crazy conspiracy theorist is still around ? lmao hes alex jones tier except aj knows hes actually a crazy person and this nut is still clueless
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I pull for any golfer I see with a dip in
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>>107352164
Mmhmmm
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>rory
top lmao every time
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>>107352190
Yeah i shouldn't have written it like that you're right. I mean my heritage is english, born here. Lots of senpai still there though. Point still stands, Leafland is 100% better than what the bongs have to offer.
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>>107352148
Ive walked the augusta National several times and never knew those were even there
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>>107352109
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>>107340897
Whoa he's a big guy.
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Yes hello I love the masters
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>its another rory misses the cut at a major episode
yay
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have a feeling bryson is going to smash the field this year for some reason
he's actually fixed his irons, only weakness I can see is that he might meme drive out of bounds
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>>107352287
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>every shot in looks like it's hitting concrete
water your greens you cunts
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what's the nicest course you guys have played?
>merion golf club
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>>107352253
It probably beats Hebei Province back in the motherland, that's for certain. I can see why you chose it
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Remember that time Finau's ankle literally FELL OFF and he STILL managed to finish top ten? That was REMARKABLE and UNPRECEDENTED. Talk about heart and desire.
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>>107351985
white people is not an ethnic group
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>>107352345
Git gud
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>oh no, theres mud on there
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Sergio expecting high water? What is going on with his pants?
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>>107352350
Harbor Town Golf Links
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for me its lefty
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>>107352316
>only weakness is that he may have poor drives on a narrow course
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>no tiger
dill pickleson's got this
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Hideki has this
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT PITCH DJ
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>wearing masks outdoors
Pure faggotry
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>>107352405
it doesn't even matter as long as he gets it somewhere on the course, he's world class out of the rough
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WHAT a chip
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>>107352405
Augusta rough is shorter than the fairways us normal humans play on. Only penalty is the off chance you get stuck behind a tree
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gonna be a lot of 3 putts today
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>>107352405
he switched to a more aggressive driver.
he's just going to drill them through the woods, less surface to get entangled in than up in the leafy area
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>ambulances ruining muh ambience
dont like it
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>>107352373
>who let all these coloreds on the course is there a fried chicken eating contest going on?
why would sergio say this
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>Brooksie already getting injury excuses from announcers
Dude used to be a Chad, now radiates major Brad energy :/
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>>107349333
check'd and kek'd
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Deki actually making putts, could get scary
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>>107352350
Playing Whistling Straits next year.
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>>107352433
>>107352456
>>107352462
I’ll be pleased if you anons are correct
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>>107352105

It's funny cause it's Koepka's fault DeChambeau decided to bulkmaxx, when he bullied his ass before
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>>107352517
He literally just had knee surgery
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Jesus Christ somebody get Justin Thomas a sandwich please how does he look even tinier than usual
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>stafeci
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>>107352350

RTJ Grand National near Auburn
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It’s Lee’s year
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>>107352582

little man in a BIG GOLFER world
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ohnononono Rorybros...
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Is DJ autistic or something?
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>>107352648
Its ogre bros another disappointing showing
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>>107352665

all pro golfers are on the spectrum
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>woman starts commentating
switching channels
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jesus christ lee
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>>107351164
>last sport on earth to have actual rules that ban women and blacks from playing

absolutely, unequivocally based.
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>>107349422
>LPGA
any place where you can catch regular streams for the girls events?
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What the fuck was that backswing Finau?
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>crowds allowed
Why do white people enjoy killing people so much
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everyones hitting it in the pond
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>>107352724
I thought masks worked?
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>bryson didn't try to drive the green at 1
what a shithouse
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phirdie alert
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>rory
>+3
trash
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Brooks brothers...
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>>107349486
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If Leishman is the 1st round leader I’m chugging a Fosters tonight
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>All in all, a pretty good 4 for Lee
>one-putt 4

what?
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>>107349785
>diet canada dry

soi.
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The course is playing so much better than that shitty masters in November
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what is rory actually doing
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>>107349619
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>>107352350
Quarry at Giant’s Ridge, northern Minnesota
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>nice sunny decently warm day finally
>changing jobs so off work for 2 weeks
>check golf now for first time since muh meme flu
WTF bros why is it so damn expensive?
It used to be able to easily get 18 and a cart for the regular green fee price or less. Is this cuz muh covid they don’t want people in carts? I shouldn’t have to pay 40 bucks to walk 18 at some run of the mill course on a Thursday afternoon
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>>107352847
Covid absolutely packed the courses.
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>>107352350
Royal Liverpool. Was windy as fuck and I got exposed, really nice course though.
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If /sp/ isn’t rooting for /sp/liff I am truly disappoint
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>>107352665
his wife is a bad influence
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>Brooks
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yeah i think i need a pair of those jordan golf shoes
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>>107352926
Gorgeous
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>>107352350
Kanohe Klipper in Hawaii for me. Also played in Japan and Korea a few times while in the muhreen which was pretty cool
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>>107353010
forgot picrel
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>>107352899
This. Boomers were out in force even during the peak. They would go and drink in the parking lot and they had to shoo them away all day.
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RORY NO
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>>107353010
You can buy kits of spikes and screws that can turn any pair of shoes you have into golf shoes
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL
https://strawpoll.com/rqxf8fxjo
https://strawpoll.com/rqxf8fxjo
https://strawpoll.com/rqxf8fxjo
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We're rooting for Spieth or Thomas, right lads?
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>all these spieth cock mongers
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>>107353161
>>107353163
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>>107353161
sorry this is a phil board
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>>107353111
yah i know i'm just not about to take a nail and screw to my 5 bel air's
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>>107352812
Heck yeah, the ground is hard as fuck
Augusta's a meme when it's soft, but this weekend is gonna be great
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>>107353163
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>Rory
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's not gonna make the cut, is he?
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dj checks all the /sp/ boxs:
autistic
coomer
addict
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>>107353161
>>107353179
I'm rooting for the course
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>>107353206
doesn't DJ fuck wayne gretzky's daughter too?
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Rory just put it in the water lmao
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Does Bubba have a rod in his back/have back surgery recently? I don't remember him always being so stiff

>>107353224
Based beyond belief
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>poory
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>>107353224
Based
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>>107353202
nah he's done
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JT is such a cute little twink owo
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i thought J Twink was cancelled for calling someone a fag
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Not like this rorybros.....
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>VERY fast greens moving at incredible hihg speed
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>rpry
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>ugh, is the golf game over yet anon?
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>>107353225
DJ tried to fuck Rahms wife the year he “fell” down the stairs. Rahm really shoved him down stairs while they were at dinner
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>>107353286
Honest question... does he take a break from golf to help maybe?
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Based Webb
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>>107353326
>fridge body
Yuck
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>>107353224
Same. Don't like seeing courses get destroyed by fucking gorillas smashing it 350+ yards.
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>>107353289
This is the post
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>>107353225
still does
>>107340464
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>>107353342
>>>/lgbt/
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>>107353342
GAAEYYYYYY
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>>107353330
He's been playing for what, 20 years now? I just don't know how much love he has for the game anymore. He has generational wealth, a few quality trophies, I could definitely see him becoming a commentator one day. Shame all of his success came so quickly and was not more spread out over time, I really think that worked against him in the long run, there's a lot of pressure to be LE NEXT TIGER when you start your career like Rory did. Still love the guy though
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>>107353342
not quite good enough for you, anon?
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>>107353392
always curious if walter approved of his grand daughters thottery
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sick birdie vick
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>>107353342
based virgin
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https://www.masters.com/en_US/watch/2021-04-08/2021_r1_28237_13_2.html
lmao
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>>107353381
>those massive hands
I'd take a feminine Latina like this over her any day. I do like her vulva though, want to swipe my finger through it like a credit card
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>>107353419
I can tell you for a fact Wayne laid into Dustin a few times about the coke, and possibly adultery. Definitely on the blow though.
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Koepka's scorecard is kino, birdiebogiebirdiebogiebirdiebogie
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>>107353474
the crab card if you will
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Bubba
Ohnononononono
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>>107353382
I just don't know what he does well enough anymore. Swing isn't there. Topic of conversation is always mental/confidence but I really dont know. Agreed, he'd make a fantastic commentator.
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>>107353461
yeah i knew wayne wasnt a fan of dj
that said dj has come a long way since he married paulina
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Golf is 80% luck and 20% skill it's more a game of chance rather than a sport
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-1 thru 2
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>>107353507
I struggled with liquor/coke for a few years when I was beginning my career, obviously I'm not one of the top 5 golfers in the world but I would've thrown away a once in a lifetime first job if I didn't clean my shit up. Knowing how hard that was for me makes me respect the shit out of DJ, as it was probably 100x more difficult for him given his job's pressure, endless income for his vices, etc. etc.
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>>107353392
put some clothes on whore
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>>107353533
Redemption day would be based.
Still a DJ board.
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>>107353533
/sp/ieth bros stay winning. Also God damn 63 year old Bernhard still playing and competing, what a Bavarian BVLL
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>>107353574
By allah hold your tongue or I will give you a taste of my shoe
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We can all agree JT is a closet bottom right?
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>>107353604
Of course, why else would he degradingly call himself a fag?
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107353604
Fuck off and stop projecting your fantasies here
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT RORY GET YO SHIT TOGETHER
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Is Spieth on ESPNs featured groups?
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>shoehorning le important black man into this based tournament
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I'm going to an out of town wedding for the next few days and while I'll be able to keep up with the tournament, I won't be able to watch it and certainly won't be able to shitpost, I have a meme gf that I have to keep entertained and a ton of driving to do. Just wanted to say that golf threads are THE comfiest threads on /sp/, and I hope you guys have a great Master's Weekend :)
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>BABA BOOEY
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>>107350428
That's a beaut, anon. Enjoy.
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Oh no Bryson Chads
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BRYSON IN THE BUSHES
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Lol bryson
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Wtf is going on with finaus tracker on 3
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>>107353714
this should be on-the-spot executions with no exceptions like right on the course bullet to the back the head execution
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>>107353706
We'll keep up appearances around here, sir! Have fun at the wedding!
>>107353751
ZERO chance he didn't scuff a lil' foot-wedge in there to improve his lie. I don't believe that ball landed where he hit it from for a SECOND.
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>>107353751
HAHAHAHAHA

>>107353714
Lmfao BABA BOOEY is so cringe that it's based fuck off
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>>107353751
Driver gorilla overshot the par 3 lmao
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ffs first he can;t get it within 15 feet from just off the green and now he's going to double the 4th
we got too cocky brysonbros
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>>107352926
Fucking hell that's serene.
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he's not making the cut is he
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>>107353819
punished bryson is best bryson tho
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>>107353706
Have fun at the wedding anon, hope this golf season treats you well too.
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>>107353678
watch E!SPN and find out goy
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>>107353706
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>>107353706
enjoy the open bar at the wedding
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That dude is rocking the mullet
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how did bryson even manage to hit the ball there on 4.
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Louis Oosthuizen's swing is so fucking smooth, bros. If I could have one dude's swing, it'd be his, and I don't even care if he doesn't win quite as often as other players. He makes golf look so damn easy and relaxing. That's a forever swing.
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Course currently winning... love it.

Hopefully Bryson doesn't smash it over amen.
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another birdie for vic
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>>107353925
It really is a work of art
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Has tiger woods tee'd off yet?
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harman gonna deliver a win for the manlets this week?
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>>107354089

this a gorilla league now little man
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>>107354079
he's been searching for his balls since he hit them out of bounds on the 19th hole a couple weeks back
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>>107353944
>Course currently winning... love it.
These double pan-outs where the cameraman is struggling to find where the ball scooted off to are making my day, lmao
You go, Augusta
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>>107353925
>don't even care if he doesn't win quite as often
so you want a sub-par swing. ok, got it
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>>107353944
Yeah scuttlebutt was that Augusta National was pissed at the super low scores in November.
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it's on espn now
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>>107353925
Put 5 on him +8000
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Matsuyama and Finau are on the first page of seemingly every major leaderboard. Sooner or later one of them has to win.
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>dechambeau in the middle of the woods
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Bryson in the shit AGAIN
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>>107354175
Finig doesn’t have the guts to win
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>>107354129
>sub-par swing
>the guy's one under par at the moment
lel
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wtf happened to rory
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>DeChambeau already blowing up

How do we feel about this?
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>>107354127
lmao all these shots of Bryson walking in the woods.
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when's /ourguys/ tee off
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>>107354219
I'm glad vijay singh is in the crowd at least
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>>107354228
Guess that’s how you overpower the course
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Brooks smacking all these perfect tee shots and forgot how to use his pitching wedge
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>>107354218
Modified his swing trying to chase DJ/BdC-tier distance.
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>>107354247
They're out there, watch the Holes 4,5,6 option
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DJ has the biggest bulge on tour
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>>107354219
>DeChambeau
He's a book babby. He's got no chance at Augusta.
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>>107354175
Matsu's in with a very nice 69, off to a good start
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>>107354284
Kek this fucking guy, definition of a bozo
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at least it wasn't a double from the bushes this time
clearlybryson is getting better
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Did Justin Rose sell his soul after his fed ex cup?
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>>107353925
I feel the same way about prime Fred Couples
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>Based Patrick -1 through 13
Slow and steady boys, Reed is gonna shock the world. Also LOL Speef xD xD
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>Spieth
>Putting
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Nice fucking putting Spieth
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>speef
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>that roastie jinxing spieth

wtf
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Bryson is all over the place lads
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>he's a Patrickfag
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new
>>107354457
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these greens are a bit much right now
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>>107354280
good thing Greg Norman isn't out there, guy brings an extra club around
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>>107352350

predator ridge. such a great layout.
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>>107352847

You should probably not be complaining about super cheap golf.



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