masters dot com for more info
memeChamboua will miss the cut.
Will be boycotting this racist institution
hopefully Federer will play
not a sport
>>107332701Play a sport
>>107332350when will they be happy? when there no white golfer's in the field? im sick of this victim culture based promotion, its like a freepass to the front page of google. Do they actually think they were the only people who were overlooked by augusta. Its an Elite club for Elite members.>muh racist>muh rapist>muh 54 handicapper
Who should I pick for fantasy?
Best weekend of the year friends.
i hope we get a 8 man play off for the green coat.i also would like to see a first time major winner
>>107330448Put £100 on Spieth at 11/1, wish me luck bros
>>107335661is this bait?
>>107336005Be real good fun if we got some more choke memes from speef
>>107336419I’m just glad he’s relevant again. Golf is less fun when he’s finishing 48th in every tournament.Also, I think a cheeky Morikawa win might be on the cards.
I'll be staying up late or waking up early to watch the first round. I'd love to see Spieth leading going into the final round and then leave a few in Rae's creek again. That would be so nice. Looks like the course is playing hard and fast. So, could see a few blow ups and it'll bring in a few players who don't crush it.
>>107337284he is shite to watch,theres a hundred other player better to watch than him, his pre shot chats with his caddie are awful
Why does he make bongs seethe?
Has anyone dedicated their win to Tiger yet?
Cam Smith good value at @$34?
>>107339883Cam smith is hella based but I don't see it happening, bet a cheeky 5er on him anyway and see how she goes
>MastersMost prestigious, tradition, iconic course, same course every time>British OpenCoastal links courses only>US OpenExtremely difficult pin placement and course preparation............>PGA Championshipuhh no amateurs allowed lmaoThey should replace the PGA Championship with something more interesting
Reminder that /sp/ is a Spieth board
>>107340426I'm good with that
muh boi dj is repeating and there is nothing you nerds can do to stop him
>>107340422>Reminder that /sp/ is a Spieth board
He’s not wrong
>>107336244How bad will he choke this year?
>>107340571so if they moved to south carolina it would be ok?
>>107340571weak b8 but I will bite anyway. Even progressives are now realizing moving the All Star Game was a mistake, mostly because a boycott just hurts poor black people they claim to care about. Besides, there's nowhere to move The Masters to.
>>107330448>I've got Bryson, Rahm, Cantlay, Casey & Westwood in my Masters pool.Feels good.
>>107339883Yeah, he putts lights out.
>>107340571Keith Olbermann is such a faggot holy shit.https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1379631367781236737?s=20
>>107340650The State proven superior to anarchy once again
>>107340988Hes been little more than a Democrat propagandist for years now
>>107330448Go Tiger Woods!
Fags will be seething on Sunday
My guy Finau gonna dab on Augusta
>I was only 9 years old, I loved Phil Mickelson so much>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and Callaway clubs>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil>I call him a Tiger>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep>I'm crying now, and my face hurts>I lay in bed and it's really cold>a warmth is moving toward me>I feel something touch me>it's Phil>I'm so happy>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold">he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees>I'm ready>I spread my ass cheeks for Phil>he penetrates my butthole>it hurts so much but I do it for Phil>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water>I push against his shaft, I want to please Phil>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and Phils me with his love>my dad walks in>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind a pair of aviators>Phil is love, Phil is life
>>107335099Based and checked
>>107332912>when there’s no more whitesFtfy
>>107341008Or rather, anarchy shows the biggest dog is the last one left standing
>>107341047I was researching to see if he was one of (((them))) and one of the links is to a comment he made about his German heritage in 2007. Every other sentence surrounding that comment was just “the republicans are far right” or “the only way for the country to improve is for every government position to be a Democrat for eternity”.He’s such a blatant partisan hack and seems to have been his entire career
>>107340572reckon he'll go into sunday within 3 of the leaders and end up coming 40th
>>107340464I dunno man he's been pretty shit in the last few
Looks like /sp/ieth posting is back on the menu
>>107340400Players, unironically. I always watch the Players, never watch the PGA.
>>107340571Lmao moving it to Pinehurst would be hilarious
>>107340650In theory the All Star Game being in Denver means more home runs though.
>>107343350more like Augusta gonna dab on his ankles
how much will the swinglets on tour seethe when based memechambeau drives to the green off the first tee
>>107332350Based. Fuck white supremacists
Xander Schauffele will win.
>>107340988He's not mentally healthy. Ignore him
>>107344354He barely made the cut in November. Length doesn't help when you're 30 yards into the pine straw
>>107344408his year la
>>107343367yeah this board needs more golf threads
Okay okay. time to get up and start drinking
I must admit I visit this board but once a year. The Masters produces the best memes.
>>107340571>He’s not wrongSo what?
How the fuck can I watch it (for free) in Europe
dont sleep on my mullet man
>>107346629http://runnel.ir/sky-sports-golf/ i'm relying on this
So many kino group matchups today>Bubba, Hovland and Koepka>Rahm, Rory and Schauffele>JT, LOOSTHUIZEN and Finau>Spieth, Morikawa and Cam Smith Unfortunately I won't be able to watch most of the day
>>107346939Thanks a lot lad
>a lot of "privilege"kek. this country sucks anymore. gonna buy a gun and move into the country.
>>1073475433rd story on espn's main page
When does it start? Google says in 20 minutes but ESPN says in 8 hours
>>107347743Yeah but they usually have less ads than Sk* Sp*rts
>>107347726Masters website starts streaming at about 10am est
>>107347772Justin Leonard looks so much like Phil, am I a face blind autist?
>>107347945Fuck didn't mean to quote francebro
>>107341844This is who I am rooting for.
>>107332350I'll take a baseball bat to the head of anyone with a "masters" degree, fucking white supremists
Lefty cuts and righty draws win here. JT has a go to draw and so does Spieth. Bubba will contend here most years till he's 50. Couple of under the radar guys that could win this week? Cameron Smith and Patrick Cantlay.
>>107348078Based I'll be using that
>>107348197Even better if it's in "studies" or social work or such bullshit
Southeast America is so fucking gorgeous this time of year.
Do the guys who putt with the flag stick in also piss sitting down?
Would love an NBC stream if a lad can help out
>>107348305can watch for free on masters.comif it's only for americans, use a vpn.
>>107348320Do you not need like a CBS/NBC account or something?
Still one of the most ridiculous shots ever hit at Augustahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RInXlC9ZRUk
>>107348344Nope. The Masters streams every shot hit in the tournament online on their website. No logins or anything.
>>107341844I thought Thomas was going to play pretty good this week, actually.
>>107348305I thought NBC only broadcasts one of the 4 days, use the masters site
>>107348366JT always says how the Augusta really suits his play and how it's his favorite course and allThen come Saturday he's making excuses
where my dechadbros at
>>107348393Augusta does suit his game similar to the way Sawgrass does. Obv he has to play well, but JT is going to win several Masters in his career. His draw and ball striking guarantee it.
>>107348111But, DJ won last year with a fade. I think the draw to win at Augusta is become a meme. Look at Nicklaus too. He's got a green jacket for every day of the week almost.
>>107348452You can win with a righty fade, but you gotta be a great fucking player to do it. And DJ is legitimately great. The course is much easier with a draw.
what's this look called
>>107348474white man's privilege
>StensonHad totally forgotten about him. He was so good for a while there. What the hell happened?
>>107348426I would love to see it honestly, any Spieth fan has to have love for ThomasPlus it would make faggots absolutely seethe
What're you ordering bros?
>2021>augusta national still has archaic broadcast restrictions in placeSick of these old privileged white men stopping me from just watching some golf.>>107348508Classic chicken sandwich and a bottle of water please m8
>>107348539They make up for it by streaming every shot on their website tho.
>>107348508Turkey Cheese on Rye, Pimento Cheese and 6 imports to start.
>>107347945No it's fine. Yeah they kinda look similar
>>107348547>6 importsIt's 8:57am anon.
>>107348562I'm prepared to be that guy.
>>107348508Damn, surprisingly cheap. I'll have the chicken wrap with water and a cookie please
>>107348573The guy who by 9:30am is politely asked to immediately leave the premises and never return.
Jim Herman is an interesting player. Most weeks he's just an average pro. Not that good, not that bad. But every so often he goes nuclear for a week and makes everything to win the tournament.
>>107348508Sausage biscuit and an iced tea for breakfast
Whatever happened to Mike Wier?
>>107348508Sausage Biscuit, Blueberry Muffin, and water for breakfast.Masters Club, Chips, and a Coke for lunch.Peach Ice Cream Sandwich for a snack.BBQ and Import Beer for dinner.
>It startedGuys, GUYS, I'm gonna... I'm gonna PUUUUTTTT
anyone fancy Wiesberger this week? Or will he disappoint as always in the majors?
Justin ThomasSergio GarciaPatrick ReedTony Finau Cameron SmithCollin MorikawaThe winner will be one of these guys.
Bernard Langher doesn't get nearly enough credit for still being a badass at his age.
/ourmanlet/ Brian Harman just getting his round going
>>107348508Why is it so cheap wtf?
>>107348696It's in Bitcoins not dollars
>>107348637Hurt his back sleeping next to the toilet.
>>107348696If you can actually manage to get a pass to attend, Augusta is well known for treating their patrons well with affordable prices. They're also known for banning your ass if you or your guest step outta line.
Been watching sky for 10 minutes and already sick of hearing about Lee Elder. Fuck that black faggot.
>>107348688I'm always amazed how short he is, I know Google is lying about his height. He looks 5'5" max
>sky talking about mcilroy's attempt at the career grand slamYeah you can forget about that lads, he's washed up already.
>>107348777Bryson broke Rory. Rory saw the big numbers and wanted to do it too. Destroyed his swing trying.
>>107348777about 5 years ago i said he would never win another major, i definitely should have asked for odds on it. He's just a mental midget, prefers to not take it seriously and then use the "i'm just chilling bro" excuse. disgraceful waste of talent
how many spectators are they allowing?
>>107348806He won the 2019 FedEx cup for 15 mil that takes some mental fortitude
I drew Webb Simpson in my office pool. Did I throw away $50
Course looks absolutely glorious in the morning sunshine, makes me want to go out and play a round. Then I remember it's like 9C outside and my local course looks nothing like Augusta.
What does Rolex has to earn by sponsoring F1 and Golf? Where do they get the money to do that? Also, literally anyone who can afford a Rolex knows the brand, it's like Coca Cola at this point
>>107348979Maintains their image
>>107348979Prestige of being associated with international sporting events, and hospitality packages, etc.
Anything new in the bag this year /sp/? I bought a new putter, a PING Sigma 2 model. Excited to get out there and play.
>>107349098Sigma 2 nuts homo
>>107349106Is nuts a verb there I'm having trouble understanding that
No Rickie this week. Dude's game has gone off the rails so hard he doesn't get to play the Masters this year.
>>107349125strange since he's usually Mr. consistency
>>107349098Nice putter, I got some new golf pants if that counts
Has anyone ITT ever been to a PGA event? I watched Tiger beat S*rgio G*rcia at the Players in 2013, such a cool fucking place to be. Hoping to get tickets to the Phoenix Open next year. I understand why the left/minorities want to cancel golf, they have no appreciation or understanding for a bunch of white people being civil yet partying. They crave and need constant stimulation and dopamine hits, for a people that claim to be "chill" they're the least chill mammals on earth. Sad to see anons, enjoy this all while you can. Golf will either be non-existent or have rap blaring in the background in 30 years.
>>107349137he seems to have fallen off a cliff the last year or so, shame - I always enjoyed watching him and he was often one of my cheeky EW bets for the majors
>>107349189Used to go to the one in my city with my dad every year when I was younger. Phil hit a huge flop shot right in front of me when I was like 6 and gave me a fist bump when I said nice shot.
>>107349098I got a titanium plate in my right wrist in December..
why do all these korean golfers look like retards?
Does Vijay Singh still play?
>>107349189Went to the GVO every year until it ended after 9/11. Watching Weir win in Canada was awesome. Also watched Payne Stewart swing was something else.. And John Daly having a breakdown on the course.
When does Tiger tee off?
>>107349350FAS.. Soju is a hell of a drink.
>>107349145Nice, what kind did you go with? I'm playing mostly in some lululemon ones that are solid.
>>107349362Damn would be sick to see Daly lose his shit
what the fuck is going on with Brooks' hat?
>>107348508Chicken wrap and a Diet Coke
>>107349314Nice, Phil is a great guy>>107349355I think he's playing in the boomer league/Champions Tour, him and Ernie Els if I'm not mistaken. It's a really cozy watch on television, watching that and the LPGA is a good way for an amateur golfer to "study tape" so to speak since the PGA is so many leagues above your average recreational golfer. Easier to recreate a woman's swing or a 65 year old golfer's swing than one of the top 30 players in the world. The LPGA Tour is great desu, tons of cuties to watch and then stalk on Instagram
>>107349189I’ve been to the Players a few times. Extremely comfy tourney to attend.
>>107348918i can do claymation
>>107349380Based my lulu pants are the most comfortable thing I own
Starting your Masters with a triple. Oof.
>>107349380>LululemonMy fuckin nigga, I got black commissions it's like my 6th pair
Reckon Viktor might be a bit disappointed with that start.
Post your battle stations
>>107349422Sounds like a dream life. Not a huge golf watcher but i always tube in for the comfiness of Augusta
imagine being this unknown amateur and seeing you're grouped with DJ and Westwood at the Masters.
Post meme golfersHard mode: no Bryson
>>107349584He won the US Amateur to get there. I'd take that over all but maybe 10 pro tournaments.
>>1073485085 sausage biscuits, 5 ice cream sandwiches and 7 black coffees please darlin
>>107349486Watching from here today
Are they still faking bird calls? These seem pretty aggressive.
Just woke up lads. Did I miss anything?
>>107349795I live about an hour from Augusta. The birds really are this loud here. Little fuckers wake me up at the crack of dawn every day.
>>107349795Lmao good catch, they probably are
I'm literally printing free money here
>>107349798Former NFL player killed 5 people including 2 children, not much of note in the Master's though so far
>>107349830Does he have dark skin, therefore the media will completely ignore it after one day of coverage?
The small crowds make this one look comfy.>>107349830Woah... There's a Mexican leading this thing... That doesn't happen every day
>>107349189I worked grounds crew on a US Woman's Open when I was a late teenager. I know it's not the same as the men's, but it was still a huge party in and I was able to give some passes to my friends and family.they all had a great time, and so did we- they treated the course workers really well
These greens are fast as shit and it's still the morning. I don't think anyone goes that low today, especially as the day goes on and it dries out even more.
I’m ready to be hurt again Spiethbros
>>107349785watching from here today
>>107349619>basically a kornferry tour tier skillset >miss the masters>still in 90% of golf commercials
>>107349878Nice anon! There's a great atmosphere at golf tournaments, reminds me of track meets. The older I get the more I realize that I appreciate "athletics" more than I do team sports. Also, one of my closest friends and former college roommate works for the PGA now doing general tournament prep/organization, seems like an absolute dream job. Flying all over the country and coordinating PGA events is a hell of a way to pay your bills
>reigning Masters champ teeing off>tv broadcast doesn’t start until 3 pmWhy is the Masters so autistic?
>>107350087>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>107349917Already looking brown and patchy, they're not going to get any easier either.
>>107350099I’m watching now on ESPN+
>overshoot the green by a millimeter >ball rolls 15 ft down the backslope
>>107349823I have made these sort of bets 20 times and won oncesome shitter will shoot 65 and cuck you it happens every time
>>107350239yeah it's grim Rahm hit an absolute beauty in practice yesterday that was almost stopped dead next to the flag and then just about rolled down the hill
These greens are brutal.
>rory already in the shite
>>107350313he's been useless since his kid was born
Well my sergio bet's already looking done
>>107350123why don't they just water them? they look really bad
>>107350412They clearly want them to be punishingly difficult to the point of being unfair.
What's for lunch boys? For me it's a ham and turkey sandwich.
If I were Rory I would simply hit the fairway off the tee
>>107350428No thanks I don't eat bread.
>>107350428Making some ham and eggs in a bit.
Wow Hovland back to E. Impressive.
>>107350428Cutting before the summer so im just having some overnight oats. Looks unreal though, can't beat an A+ sandwich
>>107350502For being a "meme" golfer he really is an impressive talent
>>107350428Looks tasty. Probably an apple/protein shake for lunch and then I’ll make spam rice and eggs for dinner
>>107350428Beauty sarnie I'm jealous, I probably have to skip lunch cause I'm off to a funeral now
>>107350428Mayo? Miracle Whip? Mustard? Need more details before I can r8.
>>107350428Peanut butter bagel two oranges and coffee for breakfast, prob two turkey sandwiches for lunch
>>107350428I’m craving jersey mikes now
why wont they show rahm in the broadcast
>>107350701Ohhh an aristocrat. Very nice.
>>107330448Who was that young American or perhaps Canadia golfer the media was going nuts about circa 2014-2015/2016?
Which stream should I watch?
>>107350923Between PGA Tour 2021 Live Stream, Featured Groups, another one?
>masters on one part of the screen>work videoconference next to itComfy
DustBin Johnson exposed
The wind is picking up now. It's gonna be a brutal afternoon if it keeps up.
Dustins shirt looks horrible, just me?
>>107350986wfh has been a blessing
Golf is incredibly racist. There are no black people.
>>107350987He just wants to go home do coke and fuck his bimbo wife.
>>107351164you have to have money to play golf
>>107351164wtf i love golf now
>>107351164You have to have an IQ over 80 to appreciate golf
>that Hovland putthis 2nd is longer than his first
>>107350428This looks dry as fuck. Enjoy your colon cancer
>>107350428I just had some sausage, scrambled eggs with Havarti cheese, and blueberry pancakes.t. West Coast fag
>>107351054I thought it looked cool
>>107351393>>107351414Seems like a great guy
>>107351164> black people don't play golf> wtf why is golf racist
>Bezuidenhout is tied for the lead
I would be happy if are lee Westwood won it
anyone else find themselves talking in a soft slow mellow voice with piano playing
What the fuck was that motor running?
Jason Day +2Daniel Berger +2Rory McIlroy +3Sergio Garcia +3Lee Westwood +3Joaquin Niemann +4the course is winning
>>107351672And it will only get harder
>>107332286I hope notWithout Tiger, bryson is the biggest draw playing atm. The sport needs him. Wish he was black desu
>>107351709shut up retard
Literally printing money lads
>>107350428>imagine cutting your sandwish in halfNice plate tho
>golf>a sport pick one
>>107351742golf fans don't care either way, we enjoy it and play it, the end. Go chest beat in an ebin footy thread
>>107351393Sorry, just enjoying my 2500sq ft of comfiness. No need to get upset.
>>107332350last i checked you can't trade food stamps for golf equipment
>>107351393>>107351414you’re in the wrong thread friendo
>Jamaican dance Hall rappers are overwhelmingly black>WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY IN OUR JAMAICAN DANCE HALL RAPPERS
I want Terminator Koepka back>we can rebuild him
>>107351959are you implying that golf is culturally significant to white people?
>>107351975Is that not clear enough? Lol idiot
>>107351984Dead world power
>>107351959oh no, moving whites in there would be cultural appropriation, probably lead to gentrification too. Oh the humanity.
>>107351959is this what you faggots have been reduced to? anything white people do is terrible, but anything that black people do needs to be judged with nuance?
sorry, >>107352048was meant for>>107351975
>duh black ppo?? wypipo? black wypipo pipo??? HMM??can you fags fuck off to /nba/ or something
I love golf
>>107352063literally this. I just wanna go one thread on this goddamn board without a race war
>>107352063This, just enjoy the game fellas. So much of that shit in our faces every minute, just settle in for some golf.
10th hole is underrated, beautiful setup and a ton of heckin bunkarinos to provide meme potential in Round 4
Ive never played anything but minigolf IRL, but watching the masters is always comfy as fuck
>>107351960>ynr when the poof commentators would drool over brooks big strong armskeopka got mogged so hard by memechambeau that his game never recovered
next poster to even mention race will be PERMANENTLY BANNED from both 4chin and reedit, so tread lightly fellow bowlers
>le ebin pink Nike hatGlad that the N E O N phase in golf came and went so quickly. The tie dye thing Nike did with their shoes a year or two ago was pretty cool though
>>107352002You soulless bugs are dead inside, Zhang
>>107352119I'm a brit like you. We came over with the air force. Still have family back there so I visit every few years, and Vancouver/Banff/Montreal shits on everything you guys have, no question.
>>107352091Someone post Rory at the houses on 10
fast greens today
>>107352144Nobody calls themselves a "Brit" here. Nice try Zhang
>>107352144>brit>shits on>you guys
>>107340571this crazy conspiracy theorist is still around ? lmao hes alex jones tier except aj knows hes actually a crazy person and this nut is still clueless
I pull for any golfer I see with a dip in
>rorytop lmao every time
>>107352190Yeah i shouldn't have written it like that you're right. I mean my heritage is english, born here. Lots of senpai still there though. Point still stands, Leafland is 100% better than what the bongs have to offer.
>>107352148Ive walked the augusta National several times and never knew those were even there
>>107340897Whoa he's a big guy.
Yes hello I love the masters
>its another rory misses the cut at a major episode yay
have a feeling bryson is going to smash the field this year for some reasonhe's actually fixed his irons, only weakness I can see is that he might meme drive out of bounds
>every shot in looks like it's hitting concretewater your greens you cunts
what's the nicest course you guys have played? >merion golf club
>>107352253It probably beats Hebei Province back in the motherland, that's for certain. I can see why you chose it
Remember that time Finau's ankle literally FELL OFF and he STILL managed to finish top ten? That was REMARKABLE and UNPRECEDENTED. Talk about heart and desire.
>>107351985white people is not an ethnic group
>oh no, theres mud on there
Sergio expecting high water? What is going on with his pants?
>>107352350Harbor Town Golf Links
for me its lefty
>>107352316>only weakness is that he may have poor drives on a narrow course
>no tigerdill pickleson's got this
Hideki has this
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT PITCH DJ
>wearing masks outdoorsPure faggotry
>>107352405it doesn't even matter as long as he gets it somewhere on the course, he's world class out of the rough
WHAT a chip
>>107352405Augusta rough is shorter than the fairways us normal humans play on. Only penalty is the off chance you get stuck behind a tree
gonna be a lot of 3 putts today
>>107352405he switched to a more aggressive driver.he's just going to drill them through the woods, less surface to get entangled in than up in the leafy area
>ambulances ruining muh ambiencedont like it
>>107352373>who let all these coloreds on the course is there a fried chicken eating contest going on? why would sergio say this
>Brooksie already getting injury excuses from announcersDude used to be a Chad, now radiates major Brad energy :/
>>107349333check'd and kek'd
Deki actually making putts, could get scary
>>107352350Playing Whistling Straits next year.
>>107352433>>107352456>>107352462I’ll be pleased if you anons are correct
>>107352105It's funny cause it's Koepka's fault DeChambeau decided to bulkmaxx, when he bullied his ass before
>>107352517He literally just had knee surgery
Jesus Christ somebody get Justin Thomas a sandwich please how does he look even tinier than usual
>>107352350RTJ Grand National near Auburn
It’s Lee’s year
>>107352582little man in a BIG GOLFER world
Is DJ autistic or something?
>>107352648Its ogre bros another disappointing showing
>>107352665all pro golfers are on the spectrum
>woman starts commentatingswitching channels
jesus christ lee
>>107351164>last sport on earth to have actual rules that ban women and blacks from playingabsolutely, unequivocally based.
>>107349422>LPGAany place where you can catch regular streams for the girls events?
What the fuck was that backswing Finau?
>crowds allowedWhy do white people enjoy killing people so much
everyones hitting it in the pond
>>107352724I thought masks worked?
>bryson didn't try to drive the green at 1 what a shithouse
If Leishman is the 1st round leader I’m chugging a Fosters tonight
>All in all, a pretty good 4 for Lee>one-putt 4what?
>>107349785>diet canada drysoi.
The course is playing so much better than that shitty masters in November
what is rory actually doing
>>107352350Quarry at Giant’s Ridge, northern Minnesota
>nice sunny decently warm day finally >changing jobs so off work for 2 weeks>check golf now for first time since muh meme flu WTF bros why is it so damn expensive? It used to be able to easily get 18 and a cart for the regular green fee price or less. Is this cuz muh covid they don’t want people in carts? I shouldn’t have to pay 40 bucks to walk 18 at some run of the mill course on a Thursday afternoon
>>107352847Covid absolutely packed the courses.
>>107352350Royal Liverpool. Was windy as fuck and I got exposed, really nice course though.
If /sp/ isn’t rooting for /sp/liff I am truly disappoint
>>107352665his wife is a bad influence
yeah i think i need a pair of those jordan golf shoes
>>107352350Kanohe Klipper in Hawaii for me. Also played in Japan and Korea a few times while in the muhreen which was pretty cool
>>107352899This. Boomers were out in force even during the peak. They would go and drink in the parking lot and they had to shoo them away all day.
>>107353010You can buy kits of spikes and screws that can turn any pair of shoes you have into golf shoes
VERY IMPORTANT POLLhttps://strawpoll.com/rqxf8fxjohttps://strawpoll.com/rqxf8fxjohttps://strawpoll.com/rqxf8fxjo
We're rooting for Spieth or Thomas, right lads?
>all these spieth cock mongers
>>107353161sorry this is a phil board
>>107353111yah i know i'm just not about to take a nail and screw to my 5 bel air's
>>107352812Heck yeah, the ground is hard as fuckAugusta's a meme when it's soft, but this weekend is gonna be great
>RoryHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHe's not gonna make the cut, is he?
dj checks all the /sp/ boxs:autistic coomeraddict
>>107353161>>107353179I'm rooting for the course
>>107353206doesn't DJ fuck wayne gretzky's daughter too?
Rory just put it in the water lmao
Does Bubba have a rod in his back/have back surgery recently? I don't remember him always being so stiff>>107353224Based beyond belief
>>107353202nah he's done
JT is such a cute little twink owo
i thought J Twink was cancelled for calling someone a fag
Not like this rorybros.....
>VERY fast greens moving at incredible hihg speed
>ugh, is the golf game over yet anon?
>>107353225DJ tried to fuck Rahms wife the year he “fell” down the stairs. Rahm really shoved him down stairs while they were at dinner
>>107353286Honest question... does he take a break from golf to help maybe?
>>107353224Same. Don't like seeing courses get destroyed by fucking gorillas smashing it 350+ yards.
>>107353289This is the post
>>107353330He's been playing for what, 20 years now? I just don't know how much love he has for the game anymore. He has generational wealth, a few quality trophies, I could definitely see him becoming a commentator one day. Shame all of his success came so quickly and was not more spread out over time, I really think that worked against him in the long run, there's a lot of pressure to be LE NEXT TIGER when you start your career like Rory did. Still love the guy though
>>107353342not quite good enough for you, anon?
>>107353392always curious if walter approved of his grand daughters thottery
sick birdie vick
>>107353381>those massive handsI'd take a feminine Latina like this over her any day. I do like her vulva though, want to swipe my finger through it like a credit card
>>107353419I can tell you for a fact Wayne laid into Dustin a few times about the coke, and possibly adultery. Definitely on the blow though.
Koepka's scorecard is kino, birdiebogiebirdiebogiebirdiebogie
>>107353474the crab card if you will
>>107353382I just don't know what he does well enough anymore. Swing isn't there. Topic of conversation is always mental/confidence but I really dont know. Agreed, he'd make a fantastic commentator.
>>107353461yeah i knew wayne wasnt a fan of djthat said dj has come a long way since he married paulina
Golf is 80% luck and 20% skill it's more a game of chance rather than a sport
-1 thru 2
>>107353507I struggled with liquor/coke for a few years when I was beginning my career, obviously I'm not one of the top 5 golfers in the world but I would've thrown away a once in a lifetime first job if I didn't clean my shit up. Knowing how hard that was for me makes me respect the shit out of DJ, as it was probably 100x more difficult for him given his job's pressure, endless income for his vices, etc. etc.
>>107353392put some clothes on whore
>>107353533Redemption day would be based.Still a DJ board.
>>107353533/sp/ieth bros stay winning. Also God damn 63 year old Bernhard still playing and competing, what a Bavarian BVLL
>>107353574By allah hold your tongue or I will give you a taste of my shoe
We can all agree JT is a closet bottom right?
>>107353604Of course, why else would he degradingly call himself a fag?
107353604Fuck off and stop projecting your fantasies here
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT RORY GET YO SHIT TOGETHER
Is Spieth on ESPNs featured groups?
>shoehorning le important black man into this based tournament
I'm going to an out of town wedding for the next few days and while I'll be able to keep up with the tournament, I won't be able to watch it and certainly won't be able to shitpost, I have a meme gf that I have to keep entertained and a ton of driving to do. Just wanted to say that golf threads are THE comfiest threads on /sp/, and I hope you guys have a great Master's Weekend :)
>>107350428That's a beaut, anon. Enjoy.
Oh no Bryson Chads
BRYSON IN THE BUSHES
Wtf is going on with finaus tracker on 3
>>107353714this should be on-the-spot executions with no exceptions like right on the course bullet to the back the head execution
>>107353706We'll keep up appearances around here, sir! Have fun at the wedding!>>107353751ZERO chance he didn't scuff a lil' foot-wedge in there to improve his lie. I don't believe that ball landed where he hit it from for a SECOND.
>>107353751HAHAHAHAHA >>107353714Lmfao BABA BOOEY is so cringe that it's based fuck off
>>107353751Driver gorilla overshot the par 3 lmao
ffs first he can;t get it within 15 feet from just off the green and now he's going to double the 4thwe got too cocky brysonbros
>>107352926Fucking hell that's serene.
he's not making the cut is he
>>107353819punished bryson is best bryson tho
>>107353706Have fun at the wedding anon, hope this golf season treats you well too.
>>107353678watch E!SPN and find out goy
>>107353706enjoy the open bar at the wedding
That dude is rocking the mullet
how did bryson even manage to hit the ball there on 4.
Louis Oosthuizen's swing is so fucking smooth, bros. If I could have one dude's swing, it'd be his, and I don't even care if he doesn't win quite as often as other players. He makes golf look so damn easy and relaxing. That's a forever swing.
Course currently winning... love it.Hopefully Bryson doesn't smash it over amen.
another birdie for vic
>>107353925It really is a work of art
Has tiger woods tee'd off yet?
harman gonna deliver a win for the manlets this week?
>>107354089this a gorilla league now little man
>>107354079he's been searching for his balls since he hit them out of bounds on the 19th hole a couple weeks back
>>107353944>Course currently winning... love it.These double pan-outs where the cameraman is struggling to find where the ball scooted off to are making my day, lmaoYou go, Augusta
>>107353925>don't even care if he doesn't win quite as oftenso you want a sub-par swing. ok, got it
>>107353944Yeah scuttlebutt was that Augusta National was pissed at the super low scores in November.
it's on espn now
>>107353925Put 5 on him +8000
Matsuyama and Finau are on the first page of seemingly every major leaderboard. Sooner or later one of them has to win.
>dechambeau in the middle of the woods
Bryson in the shit AGAIN
>>107354175Finig doesn’t have the guts to win
>>107354129>sub-par swing>the guy's one under par at the momentlel
wtf happened to rory
>DeChambeau already blowing upHow do we feel about this?
>>107354127lmao all these shots of Bryson walking in the woods.
when's /ourguys/ tee off
>>107354219I'm glad vijay singh is in the crowd at least
>>107354228Guess that’s how you overpower the course
Brooks smacking all these perfect tee shots and forgot how to use his pitching wedge
>>107354218Modified his swing trying to chase DJ/BdC-tier distance.
>>107354247They're out there, watch the Holes 4,5,6 option
DJ has the biggest bulge on tour
>>107354219>DeChambeauHe's a book babby. He's got no chance at Augusta.
>>107354175Matsu's in with a very nice 69, off to a good start
>>107354284Kek this fucking guy, definition of a bozo
at least it wasn't a double from the bushes this timeclearlybryson is getting better
Did Justin Rose sell his soul after his fed ex cup?
>>107353925I feel the same way about prime Fred Couples
>Based Patrick -1 through 13Slow and steady boys, Reed is gonna shock the world. Also LOL Speef xD xD
Nice fucking putting Spieth
>that roastie jinxing spiethwtf
Bryson is all over the place lads
>he's a Patrickfag
these greens are a bit much right now
>>107354280good thing Greg Norman isn't out there, guy brings an extra club around
>>107352350predator ridge. such a great layout.
>>107352847You should probably not be complaining about super cheap golf.