big test for Tuchel tonight
>50 minutes to gamestart>lets make a gamethread anyways
>>106292701>4-3-3someone at flashscore is getting paid for this
>>10629270111' Rudiger (OG)34' + 62' Giroud89' SuarezHere's tonight's script, sorry to spoil it for you
>>106292701Why is he starting the guy he slated
>>106292793Are you never not on this website? Go grab some fresh air
Finnbro I like your style pls make more match threads
>>106292877He also the Atletico match is something else and Odoi has a chance to start there.
We got this.
>josema injured againsweet jesus this guy is made out of glass
>>106292932Desu I am worried about Christensen
I ran out of beer and desserts, feelsbadman.
Easy game today 2-0 both from Suarez and back home to secure the league.
>>106293068what is best russian beer?
>>106292932>>106293073>>106293077haha rlly tho where are the english chelsea fans?
I got a feeling Chelsea are winning this easily
>>106293096at the game you idiot
looking forward to seeing how tuchel holds up, don't want to be too confident with a team like atletico's but will be a good game
>>106292701>Tuchel can barely score against SotonHow badly is Atletico going to BTFO him?
>>106292701>Mount - Jorginho - Kovacic
>>106292701Our guy... havertingz... needs more time... heh...
>>106293096at the pub la
>Alonso spamming pinpoint crosses to GiroudEasy 3-0 win for Chelsea
Anyone got a stream link?
>>106292928is Romania worth visiting?
no i'm not gonna watch this game
who are the good guys
Is that really Chelsea's line up? Lmao
I betted cheeky 40 euro on Atletico and Bayern, I feel a heroic victory coming to me. Vamos
>>106293375Atletico and Chelsea
rio's shirt is a disaster
>ZiyechOH NO NO NO NO, what went wrong Maghreb bro's ???
>>106292701Leeds would beat both of this shit teams
>>106293560i too am fond of memes
chelsea bros im scared...
may this nigger have a link?
I fear that my IQ is too low to properly enjoy this game so I'll be watching Lazio - Bayern instead
>>106293378Yeah but in a 3-4-3
im at the game right now bros, any questions?
I got a good feeling about this one chelseabros
Werner hat trick
Someone post a stream link
>>106293627whats your opinion on farmers protests in India?
Atletico Madrid 4 - 1 Chelsea
>>106293717they oughta shuv it the indians can live just fine on gutter oil
>>106293782>banana peels in respect
Christ, McManaman is such a biased, deluded fucking mongHow the fuck can he think Chelsea are favourites. The cunt honestly needs to get a grip of himself, the shite he comes out with when it's English clubs in Europe is a complete embarrassment. You'd thought he'd learn after the deserved hounding he took after City v Lyon last season
>>106293341Depends.I think your country has a lot of mountains already? If you're tired of them the nature won't mean much to you other than the delta in Tulcea. The beach in summer might be ok but you can just go to Greece for a better if more expensive experience. The castles might not be that different from over there but we have a lot of pretty monasteries (don't burn them down please).
If Atletico don't win the tie La Liga is finished as a top 3 league
>>106293814probably was driving under the influence
>Faggot German ref
who /neutral/ here?
>>106293341I can hook you up with 100 g of speed at a great price, don't know if that's worth the trip though
>girooo Starts Yep, thats win for us.
Atm 4-2 chelshit
>christensen and rudigeratleti is getting at least two goals right
That Athletico kit is kino af
>atletico madrid diving alreadywew
Doubles and Chelsea will win 2-0
Feel like Felix is shit
>yellowWhat the actual fuck ref?
Phew..that was close
>>106293214Donde te sentates UEFA?
jesus christ mendy
already nearly a Mendy mistakechelsea are going to get creamed
JIROOOOO BROS HOW MANY WILL HE SCORE TONIGHT?
>Atleti in red shorts
Werner is such a brainlet kek
>>106293970kepa is white and shit
looking like a 3-5-2
Rate my team, lads.
>i thought real madrid was playing tonight>got ready with food and shit>fake madrid is playing instead
lol at mendy and mount being morons .
>>106293981Too smart for football
>>106293990>Hello. My name is Kepa Arrizabalaga and Frank Lampard ruined my career
Literally free money
Werner is so good bros
>>106294000>fake madridSOVL MADRID
Werner's on fire!!
>>106294034at being bad lolgie us a based
>>106294033gambling is a sin and totally haram
>>106293811Yeah I wouldn't go for nature only, but continental castles and monasteries sounds interesting>>106293854i think speed will fuck with my heart, do you have anything else?
>mount out for the next gamebros... who is gonna work hard for the team now?
Why does Tuchel hate Zoomer and the Chillster?
>>106294053im thinking billy gilmour
>havertz>pooechWhat went wrong? I thought chelsea won the 2020 tranny window
Timo is unplayable tonight. Atletico don't know what to do with him.
>>106294049some weed and hash but nowhere near that amountalso wine and shine I make on my own
>Lingard is in form and Werner isn'tChelseabros..
is chillwell's career over?
dubs and suarez scores 2 and werner breaks his ankle
>>106294103>Werner isn'tYeah he is, did you forget he scored against Morecambe?
>>106294053we still got kante desu
Suarez is a real cool calm and collected strikers, his finishing is still so good and he could easily be the player to completely change the game at any moment.
>>106294103>>106294143you're forgetting he has the most second assists for Chelsea this season too. cope
>>106294018Other way around
these fucking floodlights might just be the brightest in europe, look how the pitch looks compared to the lazio onewent to the stadium 4 times, each time I left with a massive headache from them
>>106294160Lazio look like a champiomship side
>>106294167He could also take a bite any moment
>>106293341You should Visit Rwanda instead.
Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone with this but I just don't rate Werner.
>>106292701what happened to diego costa?
if i was tuchel i would sub christensen for taking such an idiot shot
Are the streams nice and stable so far or is it a headache?
eating some (orange) jelly lads
>>106294235he's coming to besiktas
lazio already losing
>Christensenwtf are you doing
I'VE GOT KOKERUNNING AROUND IN MIDFIELD
If Werner scored some goals then people would appreciate him more.
>>106294266green flavour jelly is better
You guys are my only friends.
Chelsea have got this one, boys. Trust me.
>>106294100thats enough for me
>>106294178Kepa was good before fat frank came in and fucked him up completely and replaced him with a >black goalkeeper
>Perfect switch on>gets pointed out>giroud just punts it in the air down the other winghe's so shit
gonna brush my teeth and get ready for bed
>>106294299I'm not your fucking friend m8
>Commentarors say that PATÉTICO is using a highly offensive lineup and is taking risk>It uses a fucking 6 backlineSomeone kill Simeone
>>106293961How can you defeat a 6-3-1 using only speed-merchants and our boy Girooo?
Chelsea need to learn some of this diving thing nowSuarez 100% fouled Alonso, but he didn't fall so didn't get anything
lemar u fucking retard
>>106294303do you enjoy it immensely when other people refer to you by the name of "big poppa"
lemar more retar hahaha
>>106294253my stream's commentary is about 3 seconds ahead of the game
Tuchel told them to not do that so they won't do it again.
CAM ON ATLETIGET THE FACKING APPLE
>>106294334Long shotsCrosses Diving
Ah yes, the bargain from germany, Werner
>>106294299haha imagine your only friends/social interaction are on a mongolian basket weaving forum haha imagine
>>106294193Jan oblak is one of the best goalkeepers in the world, he has a very good clean sheet ratio and he routinely saves points for the team, his height definitely gives him an advantage but his relaxes are really what make him what he is, one of the best in the world.
how lemar keeps playing so much, is cholo actually insane or what
Is that black goalkeeper Chelsea's main goalkeeper?
Who is he calling?
listening to Hoddle is legit painful
diving kraut scum
>>106294346I just started using this name but yes.
>>106294323Don't call him mate buddy
>>106294427yeskepa lost his place because he's shit
>>106294422I thought Reine was at Villa?
>>106294334just score some facking goals
>>106294434You deserve worse for the crimes of your past life.
Alonso is the guy with a body, right? What a savage.
atleti is absolutely MOGGING chelsea in terms of handsome dudes (no homo)
how old are you lads?im 24 btw
>>106294484I must have been really bad then
>>106294335Not even 5 minutes after this post and Werner's gone down shamelessly.
I love Glenn Hoddle
link me a good stream in Spanish por favor
>>106294513I’m 52 in April
>>10629451326how to slow down time bros
>>106294513three years til a wizard la
>>106294513I literally can't remember, I think 27
>>106294513last two digits
>>10629451331 in april and stil la virgin ald.
YhWe at /sp/ sure do miss 190cm
>he supports a club named "Ass To Mouth"
What are his stats in the next FIFA lads?
grim fixtures tonight
>>106294589hahaha did you come up with this yourself? absolutely brilliant
Why is Pulisic not playing? I thought he was the best on Chelsea.
Why is werner so shit? I don't watch much bundes or EPL but how did chelsea pay 80M for this garbage
>>106294589>he supports a club with a girl’s name
potato and brie sarnies on the cards for tea tonightprobably with a side of chips
>>106294601Deanos play Fifa, chads play FM
>>10629451323I bet there is no american over 25 in this thread because they grew up indoctrinated to hate the sport
>>106294513turned 24 a few days ago
>>106294601i'm thinking of not buying next year fifa, i have never got bored of it as quickly as this year
NOT A FOUL
Who is losing?
what you having la? beer & weed, here (name a better combination, [pro tip: you cant])
>>106294018After what Kepa did to Sarri, he deserves to play for Sheffield Wednesday
>neutral ground first match >local ground for Chelsea second matchhow is that shit fair?
naming my first son mason if he scores today
>>10629451324 tooAnd I lost my virginity at 16, what about you guys?
this site is so shit these days
>>106294689Wine and hashish
>>106294639i made lean beef burgers with sriacha mayo and homemade slawi went according to the recipe but i have a serious aversion to cucumber
mount blooter if duubs
>>106294667I should've said 30
>>106294689Just beer, had pizza for dinner
>>106294689>name a better combinationGHB, whiskey/coke and a joint
>>106294689Just had a cheeky poké bowl :)
>>106294628From what I gather Werner is great at pacey counterattacks but the minute he slows down he stands on his heels and miscontrols pretty much anything in to feet. he has the touch of a rapist. If >we played a fast paced counterattacking game rather than slow paced possession-based build up play we might see a few more goals from him. He is better suited to a team like United
>>106294689Chivas 12 year old and 1 gram of Radamel Falcao . Love being on furlough
the absolute state of serie A
>>106294708>these daysthe site hasn't changed, we just got old
>>106294689Where can I buy drugs?
king giroo just yeeting himself into traffic at the ball
>>106294689got a bottle of water and my vape
>Park the bus against a team that cannot score Fun
Chelshit look the better team honestly
I rate Kovacic but he had a few horrible passes so far
>>106294689Mahou beer and Jamon iberico de bellota with some salchichon and ManchegoT. Half Spanish
Feeling like mou hereGetting nervous that the higher Chelseas possession gets, the closer they are to a mistake leading to a atmad goal
>>106292701Prem league teams play SOULESS football
Imagine betting on goals with these shit teams
>>106294689I'm drinking unsweetened iced tea, pondering why I ever ordered unsweetened iced tea
man Chelsea sucks dick offensively.Puli LW, Giroud + Werner ST and CHO rw how hard can it be
This has got to be one of the worst games I've watched
Name one team more boring to watch than Atleti>hardmode: no Mourinho teams
>>106294848This >back six against a side that couldn’t score in open play against SotonSimeone-sama...
wake me up when something interesting happens zzzzzzz........
you are all classy mother fucker. so proud
>>106294822at the drug store duh
>>106294885Ac Milan, every premier league game
>>106294859He's actually a very complete midfielder he breaks up they player well but can also get forward and dribble past players to create space for his team mates, good player.
>>106294868Where in the favela?
>>10629451323, got my first job out of uni as the first of my frienda from high school and now I feel old as shit
A stoppable force meets a moveable wall...
>Publicly humiliate Hudson Odoi two days ago>Start him the next gameAm I not smart enough for Tuchel’s man management?
>>106294689Beer, with more Beer
>>106294930ask the favela barber
>>106294689i had a cheeky spliff before this began
chelsea should just play for a counter attack, atletico has been having problems with creativity lately
>>106294885Most argentine clubs these days desu
>>106294930the drug part
what an absolute fucking semen slurper this has been
we're playing like farcelona a few years back
What a shit game
>>106294955just called the bobbys. expect a knock on your door in the next few la cheers xx
ngl would love a 22 man brawl to break out rn
>>106294943High iq move, can now use him as a scapegoat
>>106294885name a fun team to watch
SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS
Jesus Christ this is boring
>>106294984The Barca we all loved to hate while everyone else seemed to love
>>106294689whole milk blancanube
these niggas play like special ed kids
For me, it's Ai Uehara
I'm actually enjoying this but then i love a good tactical battlet. snooker fan
STOP THESE DIVES
>>106295059last season maybe
>>106295052Best scoreline desu
>>106294930in the street follow someone that looks like a consumer walking with a rapid pace. he's on his way. or just ask him
>>106295031That means Chelsea are winning, trust.
>>106294950lol I actually considered this, but I was to scared to offend him and make him fuck up my hair
>>106295082>9-0 and she celebrates like thatwhat a psychopath
>>106295067it's not halt time yet
>Giroud 78' 85' 90'+2
Is this being played at >Schalke?
>>106295082Americans really have no class do they
this semen slurping sport isnt for me
honestly I could pass better than some of these chelsea fuckers my god
>>106295123and the team's response was>you don't get mad when men celebrate like that!!!!!
>>106295137Nah, Gazprom owns all of eastern europe
>>106295153I hate the USWNT so much lol
>>106295120who's the guy on the left????
>>106295120why are they in their kit on the plane?
>>106295153Classic woman response, thatYes, we do.
Chelsea is better in the away gameThey got this
Think I'm just going for a nightwalk, listen to some music and smoke a jointThis semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>106295105tell him you want a good haircut and "doce"
>>106295177saves on doing the laundry
>>106295105Does brazil have laws against possession? As long as you dont buy it or shares it hes not fucked by law
>>106295175DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS POST JUST BECAUSE ITS A BORING GAME DOES NOT MEAN WE NEED TO TURN THIS INTO A POL THREAD
Would love glenn hoddle to read me bed time stories and then suck me off to sleep
>Tuchel autism on the bench Kek
I rate Jorginho
where did Fat Frank go?
wtf werner created an actual chance?????
>>106295222Bit gay desu
>>106294994Costa is fine so forget it
Fuck me this is shite, I'm awau to the pie stand. You want anything?
>>106294943Whip and sugarbread.
>>106295234One chance to sit down with the president of the US, a highly controversial one at that, and she asks what sports he wants his kid to play?? 10/10 fucking A+ journalism, your degree is really paying off lady
>>106295239To the next kebap house
Lads I miss fat Frank
OOOO WERNER TURNING ON THE STYLENEARLY
>>106295239The job center
sirs pleas send link hindi stream hd
>>106295239he was found dead with 6 holes in his head and a gun, police stated it was suicide
>>106295123That's strong mentality fuck those losers.
>>106295278Roll and Sausage, Homemade Soup and a potato scone for me lad
Atleti gameplan>Dive>Surround the ref complaining they're being fouled too much
Sad that Chelshit publicly humiliated a club legend (one of their few) in order to bring in le autism man who has done nothing better
>commentator unironically praising LemarMy sides
>>106295278For me it's pie on a roll
>>106295268>Prisoners of war can now play footballWhat a time to be alive
>>106295278for me it's a steak pie and a spot of bovril la
>>106295193so this is the power of women...
>>106295278Get me a soup and a potato scone lad
>>106295278I'll take two pie rolls please
>>106295093Yeah, follow someone who's already nervous and high that's a good idea
faaking mount shouldha put his faaking boot frew that bol
>>106295322>tfw lampz is off
>5th best team in England vs the best team in Spain >0-0Remind me again how lel liga isn’t a farmer league
>>106295301show penes and bols
>>106295340I like seeing pictures of murderers and other hardened criminals playing sports in jail, smiling like nothing ever happened
>>106295278mate bridies are actually scrummy
Tuchel has nice ideas, needs better players.
>>106295317A true working mens club
>Champions league>nether team are Championsmakes you think
what's wrong with the webms? they keep opening in a new tab but play on the current page and there is no close function
>Werner kicked down>Chelsea players not harassing the refWeird
>>106295314NO. no it isn't. Some of the strongest men I've seen still have respect for the opponent. Celebrating like that is basedboy behaviour.
>>106295278what's the point of a pie on a roll? doesn't the fact that it's a pie negate any need for a roll?
Last two digits its the final score.
Jorginho fucking sucksShouts out to my boy Tiger Woods
Chelsea are actually playing well wtf
>>106295407reckon you have a virus mate
>>106295301pls do the needful u bloody basterd
https://youtu.be/e-yWCfQeFLASCORE SUM FACKING GOALS
wtf this game is shit
>>106295383I hope he fails miserably. How dare they fire fat Frank.
>>106295407ikr, fucking annoying innit?
>>106295234isnt brannon almost 2m? hell of a potential
>Savic This guy is so unbelievably shit now, it's unreal how Simeone manages to keep him around instead of promoting some youth player or buying a decent defender.
Had to mute this shit game for real. One of the commentators voice is so annoying It's like his mouth is full of cum and he's trying to speak. So annoying
>game finally gets better just before half-time
>>106295431you don't have it?>>106295449do you really have it?
>>106295415nah this is the score
>>106295432All the m8
Almost time for half time slags
>>106295409That's why >we suck. No leaders on the pitch.
>>106295362i still haven't moved on huebro the project wasn't meant to be
>>106295263This. Bed time stories are super gay
>>106295466I think his name is Barron
>>106295414Everything tastes better on a roll mate
>>106295484Is this the infamous south American soccer?
Would rather be losing 3-0 in this game and languishing 15th in the league with Fat Frank than watch borefests under this Nazi Tuchel every week
Lads would youl let giroud fuck your girlfriend?
>>106295484>>106295533>>106295543No but this is
right someone post the quintessential gf please thanks
I too enjoy women's football
Nothing turns me on anymore
>>106295543>south american Are you retarded?
game is so bad i am gonna piss and shit
>>106295553If he lets me fuck his then maybe
>>106295578post 222 pls
football? shite sportfor me it's roller derby
>Lazio already out
>>106295595What about this ?
every time I tune in to live football and actually watch a match nowadays, I regret it
>>106295586>right someone post the quintessential gf please thanks
absolutely hate this cunt in the bt ad
Half time waifus
>>106295629>Black midget pornYou have my interest lad post more specimen
>>106295607Women are fucking retarded. Nice rack though
>>106295409They want him dead
>>106295278the fuck is a doublaar
>>106295643>>106295648only about ~10 more years until anime girls become real ladsstay strong
>>106295629Is this what black gentlemen refer to as a shawty?
>>106295607The best way to enjoy sex with this whore would be rape
>>106295607I want to cum in her throat
>>106295177idk but they needed to change to the away kit for the match
I hate women
>>106295653which bt ad is it
>>106295607would fuck her so hard even her grandchildren will be born pregnant
>halftime slagsDisgusting British women, post non-british women from now on
>>106295696There was a kid who fucked the librarian from year 10 to 11. Sounds amazing but the librarian was in her 60s
>>106295696women can't rape
>>106295696god damn it i know it's a tired cliche but on what planet is that wrong that 15 year old lad was having the time of his life. she's fucking hot.
>>106295721the one with the cunts on teams or whatever shite they're using
>>106295696Why women love shota?
>>106295645the mind needs distraction otherwise it sinks into crippling depression
>this atletico was supposed to stop bayern according to retardsYikes
>>106295728everytime i see a british woman i turn more and more gay
>>106295728fuck offslags is british culturefucking foreigners ruining shit they don't understand as per
>>106295363Chelsea is comfortably 3rd best in england after city and liverpool. Leicester, Man United, and West Ham are only there because of refball and good fixtures. They'll all crash soon.
>>106295578Based ban evading for puck
>>106295720She is perfect
>>106295775>Fucking foreignersExactly what slags do
>>106295769Atleti wins 1-0 no matter the rival
>>106295746the kid was raped and will traumatized for the rest of his life
>>106295775>ugly bitches is British culture My sides
>>106295728they are goddesses in comparison to dutch "women"
>>106295678I'M GONNA NEED SOME FUCKIN NAMES
>>106295363Real Madrid will save leliga's rep
Anyone else happy for Suarez? Imagine if Atleti wins the league now.
>>106295177they're full kit wankers
>>106295840god i love volleyball
>>106295840>flat My god i want
>>106295846They're some french slags, i found them on /fr/. That's all i know.
>>106295843i thought dutch women were the pretty ones
>>106295843Hence why my gf isn't Dutch Can't stand blonde on women
>>106295747you mean the one with SPANDAU BALLET'S fucking TRUE playing in the backgroundyeah it's stupid cringey shit just like everything else BT does
>>106295643Not even the best quint. Nino > Miku > Itsuki > Ichika >>>>>>>> Yotsuba
lmaoPepe Reina was the worst keeper i've ever seen play in the premier league last season, I was amazed he hadn't retired. A lot of Aston Villa's improvement this season is because they have a competent goalkeeper now.And here he is, still playing, and shitting it up for Lazio against Bayern in the CL
>>106295740Hello, based department?
>>106295607this whore elicits both lust and anger in my soul, after raping her and cumming in her asshole the lust would be gone and I don't think I would be able to stop my desire to murder her, she should be careful out there
>>106295671I hope so brother
>>106295840>Flat and Thin
>>106295840Girl I dated in high school was on a volleyball team. I got to go to one of the tournaments. It was amazing.
>>106295888They look like Diablo 2 remaster's amazon
>>106295696lucky little fucker
>>106295910beautiful girls like that don't even go outside
New thread required
>>106295897Nah Nino and itsuki are shit bro
>>106295965Make it lad
>>106295910She's a cumslut
>>106295888MehThis is the average Dutch girl in uni
>>106295922care to delete this gif please
>>106296027>>106296027>>106296027just made one lads
>>106296029She's average, and blonde so it really doesn't do anything for me
>>106296041no, use this one like everyone else >>106296002
>>106296010Bit of a manface but she alright
>>106296067>her>averagefuck I'm ugly
>>106295840I used to fuck a semi-pro volleyball chick, she had a somewhat masculine frame and her tongue piercing got stuck in my foreskin once, I screamed.
Dubs and the anon below gets a >GF this year
>>106296856now I'm getting AIDS, thanks