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oh no no no no no edition
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>>106292576
Sneed
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Reminder: the flames didn’t win yesterday’s game the leafs lost money puck said the leafs win that game the majority of times
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pooland
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>>106292576
>Poland
shant be posting in this thread
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>>106292576
>>106292576
this thread smells like polonium =\
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stinks like poo in here
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i'll be back in a few hours for next
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>Poland's thread smells like polonium
fitting
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>>106292597
>>106292618
don't worry, i'll make the next one too
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based grzegrogezxczxcywzor
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Guys, I’m thinking 2021 will be a VERY big year for the Basement Jaxx.
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>>106292662
Where’s your head at
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>>106292622
Wojciech from Warsaw, I'm a fan
but I'm afraid you don't have many
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>>106292593
>laffs 0/7 on PP
>"but we playyed better :D
seethe and cope, and then seethe some more
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>>106292622
don't work too hard
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>>106292705
They did play better they were just extremely unlucky
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>>106292703
Poland out here making threads and chewing bubblegum.
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>>106292705
If they replayed that game they would win 80 percent of the time that's how good they were
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>>106292765
good thing they'll replay it again
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>>106292781
They’ll lose since they lost 7-1 to the oilers and the leafs are the best
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if you actually wonder why did flames win, the answer is simple - it's because of me.
i gave them an ultimatum, if they lose yesterday, i'm dropping them and i'm no longer a lifelong flamer.
they got scared.
i was so sure they'll win i've even put money on it. unfortunately, those colorado losers jewed me out of my winnings.
disgusting!
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Average polish hockey fan
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>>106292781
Well the odds will be different for that game since it's a different game it won't be 80%
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Gary, it's time to get rid of the communist draft system
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>>106292855
>the faces of professional wrestling
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>>106292856
the flames aren’t winning anything it’s the year of the jets
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>>106292855
Brampton on the left, Toronto on the right
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>>106292913
no. it's the year of an ox, dummy
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is panarin safe?
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>>106292965
he's trying to get that poor compromising girl "silenced"
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>>106292965
No, he’ll probably be in Siberia soon
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>>106293010
He's getting loaned to Novosibirsk?
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>>106292944
where’s the sabres? I’m glad they returned to the cooler logo
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tiger woods is almost kill
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barnet mår bra
han mår som han ska
so underbart att vara ett barn
och dag efter dag
och steg efter steg
lär han sig gå precis som jag
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Sweden flag is like 2 pee streams fighting over toilet water
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>>106292944
how long until Eichel demands a trade?
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Hecking epic!!!!!
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>>106293431
already has most likely
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>>106293431
who cares, he's just a peon. he should shut up and play better
>b-b-b-b-but it's not my fault, my team sucks
no! you suck. shut up and play, boy!
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>>106293455
>Leafs lose to the worst teams
>fans actually think they'll win the cup this year
more deluded than Jests fans
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>>106293496
leafs won that game they just got unlucky check moneypuck the flames were extremely outplayed
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>>106293509
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>>106293535
Leafs deserved to win more
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twoods finna kilt
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>>106293567
stats don't matter when you can't finish
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>>106293567
When you put it like that with numbers it's hard to argue against that
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>>106293577
>>106293335
probably drunk driving
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>>106293657
i bet he was a bunch of shit.
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>>106293652
exactly they lost due to luck rather than Calgary beating them.... I hate this sport sometimes
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Terrible thread

Start over
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>>106293714
jlmi?
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>>106293732
you aren’t funny poland

kill yourself before I shove a plunger down your urethra
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>doing the job to rittich
Finner
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Anyone have any ideas on how to make hockey less luck based?
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>>106293766
BIGGER PUCKS
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>>106293335
I haven’t cared about him since his sex scandal
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>>106293766
Remove the goalie
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>>106293788
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>>106293756
you're probably going to kill yourself some day, just because i made fun of you and your shitty vegas team a few times.
you should probably chill out from the internet for some time. start exercising and eating better. you can still be saved. unlike my islanders
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>>106293567
What a load of horse shit. Leafs had good scoring opportunities and Rittich shut them down every time. It wasn't luck. Leafs had 7 powerplay opportunities including a lengthy 5-on-3 and they couldn't score a single goal. Bennett scored against the Leafs top line. Flames deserved the win.
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>>106293838
Posties or just turn the nets around?
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>>106293766
Relocate the Jets again
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Nth for the Rangers of Hoc. Bread taking some time off. Bread under siege by corrupt Russia.
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>>106293766
Literally just remove everything for hockey then
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>>106293879
Remember that time you spent an entire morning (evening in your timezone) defending the honour of a prostitute from snapchat?
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>>106293880
it was bad puck luck for the leafs
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>>106293766
you just gotta double the amount of games during regular season and make ploffs bo11 and cup bo21
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>>106293913
raggot
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>>106293932
no, because that never happened.
me attacking and making fun of you =/= defending somebody else
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>>106293912
No don't do it I would be really sad
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>>106293879
you’re a dumb flyers fan, and I should say “fan” because you don’t even know this sport. You bitch and whine about every call and think you can’t beat boston just because of refpuck. it’s hilarious seeing how mediocre hart is, because fuck philthy fans
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>>106293912
Noooooo
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>>106294032
:^)
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>>106293766
faceoffs are won by best of 7 tries for each faceoff
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>>106294055
translation: He got me
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>>106293756
>you aren’t [funny] poland
>[kill yourself] before I shove a plunger down your [urethra]
jlmi
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>>106294113
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>nooooo the team isnt babying hart hes better than blackedwood the team just doesn't try to protect him at all noooooo
Cry more you fat fuck
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>>106293879
you're talking to isleschan right now
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>>106292576
Fuck Gary
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i think folks will be pretty wore out after the new franchise opens.. a bit
then, if we have relocation from let's say, Phoenix to KC, pretty tiring display with the politics and flame wars online and the subsequent mail in threats and phone bombers
cause let's face, NHL fans a bit crazy, like all fans everywhere
and a second relocation is going to have a lot of support keeping places like Miami in Miami
Phoenix may be a cooked capon, however, the admin just seems as out of it as can be
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>flylels
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very mentally ill in here
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very mentally ill in here
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>>106294256
are you in the sauna?
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>>106294189
mackenzie blackedwood: I like it
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>>106294278
quite the opposite, my apartment is vitun cold
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extremely mentally ill in here right now
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Keep nuge
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I see the imminent return of claude giroux is causing much seething amongst our incels
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>our
i claim no ownership
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clod
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>>106294250
kek
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>>106294364
Yes let's do it Nuge Forever he's super important to this team and a homegrown talent even if a bridge deal is what it takes we can make 2 years at 8 million work
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Ice hockey is the best sport ever
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I thought we agreed not to use Polish threads
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>>106294532
Who cares about an OP? Can you even skate?
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>>106294528
funny way to spell curling
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4 days without porn.
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So we have ice hockey and air hockey. What about the other elements?
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>>106294711
no
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>breaking: The league is looking into tkachuks hit on tavares last night. the early feeling my sources are having is that tkachuk will be suspended.
this is a travesty that was a clean hit
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>>106294776
Nice job. I’ve quit porn, but I still fap to go to sleep
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rip tiger
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>>106294807
wtf that wasn’t even a penalty in the game not to mention dube did a worse hit and faced no consequences
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>>106294711
Yes I'm a great skater, I could probably skate backwards faster than you could skate forwards
>>106294806
Why are you replying for me faggot, I don't know you
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>Your 2024 Stanley Cup Champions!
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>>106294891
meds take em
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>>106294807
https://www.twitter.com/Str8OuttaCGY/status/1364024567283343360?s=19

It looks pretty clean to me
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>>106295009
dicks suck em
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>>106294880
it's the flames reputation combined with toronto's media, the leafs have a lot of political sway with gary so if they start crying over something they will be heard
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>>106294846
He’s lived an interesting life. At least he died drunk or high
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lmao i remember playing as poland in nhl 99 as a kid and making them a crapload of max stat players and one of them was even a black dude and they all had weird names using just my imagination of what a foreigner name sounded like

the black dude was their best player i think, he kept scoring goals and also had massive penalty minutes
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>>106295018
obvious intent to injure, tkachuk clearly left his skates
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>>106294891
sorry
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https://mobile.twitter.com/InTheDomePod/status/1364300014642548737

Leafs exposed!!!!
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>>106295018
goodnight, Johnny pajamas
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>>>/pw/
so agree with this.. needs it's own containment board
>>>/xs/
>>>/asp/
they are going to have to differentiate what these two board are for primarily
i suspect a that one may get pruned in future
>Hockey
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>>106295174
A hockey board would be the dream
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>>106295141
this isnt sfw the flames are animals
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>>106295200
>1 thread per team
sounds incredibly boring
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How do you screw up bloodwork? Fucking retard.
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>>106295245
they were diving. it’s especially noticeable on the Johnny penalty
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>>106295250
You could talk about anything you want without all the Vegas schizos
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>'sota
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>>106295250
Buffalo generals would basically be futa threads
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>>106294824
I'm surprised by how many times /day I feel the urge to cum, but it's surprisingly easy just to ignore it.
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>>106295174
/hoc/ isn't going anywhere but /heem/ might be in trouble. /xs/ already has 2 martial arts generals. I think hiro is planning on using heem to prop up the new board
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>>106295138
That's okay friend
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>>106295250
Bruins threads would be constant wars about Marchand
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>>106295294
I won't be bullied by cp nation like the flames bullied toronto, I'll fight back ruffian
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>>106293338

wtf pekka
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>>106295336
I think it's in regards the great depression in the 30s when everyone was poor. Ketchup and boiling water is like instant tomato soup for cheap. I'll have to remember that recipe.
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>>106295308
Do you charge them rent for all the space they occupy in your head?
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>>106295471
>Marchand
why would bruins fans fight over shit? you mean like fighting over bathroom etiquette and the like?
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get fucked avachuds
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>>106295392
I can relate. I also have urges during the day, but I end up waiting until I go bed. I wish I could go nofap
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I guess I should say retards plural because the nurse in charge didn’t even ask if it was ok if a student did it and wasn’t even watching.
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>>106295592
wild will eliminate Vegas in playoffs
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>>106295699
>wild
>playoffs
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>>106295549
Indeed it was, it's from some depression era cook book
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>>106295610
I for one believe you have the strength to do it.
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>>106295699
thanks for the laugh, i needed that
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>>106295610
Nofap is easy. The key is not to jerk off. You could do it if you set your mind to it.
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>>106295174
>/heem/ gets relegates to /xs/mall condom
>peedubya gets its own board
Times the janetty was longterm booked to job
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>>106295810
>>106295764
dumba is better than any Vegas player
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>>106295810
>What do you mean the Stars will BTFO the Knights? That'll never happen HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COPE COPE COPE
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>>106295847
>there are anons that will take this bait
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>>106295859
it’s not bait it’s true the only player I’m impressed with on Vegas is fluery
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>>106295847
ohhh so he's like mcdavid then? heard the oilers were doing pretty well because of their one star player.

oh wait.
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entering minute 5 of nofap
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>>106292593
Moneypuck rewards players that spam shots at the net and can't even finish
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>>106295907
of the oilers somehow acquired dumba and kept mcdavid and drai they would instantly become the go to cup contender
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>>106295915
stay strong brother
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>>106295903
>it's not bait
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>>106295998
no one was talking about the oilers though. anon are you trying to say that you're conceding that dumba isn't going to win the cup for pedosota?

thanks.
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>>106295855
not him but I wasn't surprised by that at all, I've always been a fan of seguin and benn
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>>106295592
Ugh, shinier!
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But why are they spamming shots? Is it because they're getting BTFO and need to catch up? Moneypuck's models are terrible
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>>106296085
you miss 99% shots you don't take
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I hit 100% of my moneyshots becauze i have big loads
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>>106295915
You can do it!
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seminal fluid is brain fluid
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I watch Ocarina of Time speedruns to fall asleep and when I jerk off.
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>>106296261
based zfgrease chad
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When you think of /hoc/ what teams immediately come to mind?
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>>106296139
>Oilers go up 2-0 in the first 5 minutes
>Flames start spamming shots to catch up
>get .892 expected goals for lucking in one rebound
>get expected goals for missing high percentage shots, while the Oilers continue to run up the score but nooooooo, that wasn't a high-percentage goal
>doesn't positively reflect on player skill
>Oilers win 7-1
>Flames won 78% of simulations
It's the worst analytics site
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>>106296336
angry virgins arguing about nothing all day every day
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>>106296043
One player can’t win a cup on his own but he’s the best wild player by far and one of the top 5 defenseman rn
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>>106296287
It is always ZFG, correct.
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>dumba is the best wild player
had no idea things were so dire in minnesota
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>>106296259
That explains why I’m so stupid
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>>106296368
Thats not a team.
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>>106296336
Idaho Steelheads
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>>106296261
I miss Cosmo
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>>106296336
>rags
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>>106296374
I used to watch clintstevens.
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>>106296405
>wild
Racist. Just cause hes a nigger of color that doesnt mean hes a Wild creature.
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>>106296410
The /hoc/ angry virgins arguing about nothing all day every day is definitely a team you retarded newfag
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>>106296358
Woah so you're telling me the flames beat the oilers technically if you think about it? Based!
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>>106296336
team finland
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>>106296456
ive been here since October of 03 bud

ur the nu-fag
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>>106296503
your nothing but a ball fluffer kid
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minnesota
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>>106296555
checked but the state of hockey still won't win a cup
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>>106296480
No and it's not an accurate representation of puck luck. You could have a player on a breakaway, basically a shootout goal, and moneypuck would say it was a low-percentage shot. RNH's goal from McDavid was child's play but moneypuck says it had a 6.7% chance of scoring
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>>106296503
that's not something to brag about. I've posted since 2017 and I think it's embarrassing to waste that much time here
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>>106296588
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The state of hockey is BLM and healthcare workers that jab needles in your arm and make you bleed on your clothes. Embarrassing term 2bh.
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>>106296503
What’s been the biggest chance in terms of culture for this website?
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>>106296662
tripfag exodus
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>>106296261
shouldn't you jerk off before you watch to fall asleep faster?
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coomers go to hell
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>>106296619
retard
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Business idea: Camera pans to the penalized player every single time a power play goal is scored
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>>106296832
buisness idea:
IQ of each player added to stat & size of penis added to stats
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>>106296754
we ALL started at /b/ then throughout time we board hopped over to /v/ then kept spreading

/pol/ influx need not apply
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>>106296914
moot owns google now you polish retard
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>>106296877
I feel like most NHL payers have low IQs
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>>106296971
he got hired to brew coffee
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>>106296739
seethe
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>we're being silenced
where have i seen it before?
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can you really be an incel if you can just pay for pussy?
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What's wrong with being a coomer?
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business idea: player's jersey number is the lenght of his penis rounded to 3 decimal places
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>>106297231
What did Bulju mean by this?: https://www.bardown.com/jesse-puljujarvi-is-changing-from-98-to-a-much-much-more-common-number-1.1573794
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>>106296995
Well they do use their birth year for a jersey number
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>>106297183
Nothing dude. Just keep jerking off day in and day out.
Also, dont forget to:
Eat the new insect burger at McDonalds
Live in your communal pod
Accept your fate
Work in your cage
Suck the dick
Worship Satan
Buy star wars products
Welcome Ngbungoo as your neighbor
Get a vasectomy
Drive a hybrid
Get aids
and once again NEVER EVER ASK questions.

Got it?
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i think i'm about ready to go to balamb garden
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>>106297333
13 inches of rock hard retard rod
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>>106297485
get in line fag
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>>106297485
okay, never come back
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>>106297333
He's a Johnny Hockey fan
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>>106297231
But 98% of men are in the 6 inch club.
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I read basketball/football news and I'm so glad I grew up on hockey
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>>106297446
>Nothing dude. Just keep jerking off day in and day out.
>Also, dont forget to:
>Eat the new insect burger at McDonalds
>Live in your communal pod
>Accept your fate
>Work in your cage
>Suck the dick
>Worship Satan
>Buy star wars products
>Welcome Ngbungoo as your neighbor
>Get a vasectomy
>Drive a hybrid
>Get aids
>and once again NEVER EVER ASK questions.
>praise gary
>Got it?
it had to be done
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>>106297446
I understand.
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>>106297562
>big brother bulju
I wasn't prepared for this feel
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>>106297646
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>>106297646
What else am I supposed to do before hockey starts
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>>106296409
What do you mean? You drink so much of it
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>>106297742
based samurai chad putting white piggu in her place
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>>106297446
I just ate some hummus. Is that on the list?
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>>106297584
I doubt that statistic
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>>106297856
you bought it, now take care of it, loser
hahahahahaha
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>>106297856
not as preposterous as the first scenerio but I still say no if I'm buffalo
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will the teds lose to chicongo tonight or will they lose to chicongo on thursday
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really, truly, terrible slate of games tonight and I don't ever say this
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>>106298050
My Sensies shitting on the Habs for a second game in a row should be fun though.
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buffalo doesn't need player changes, but a coach that can make them believe in themselves. or a shrink.
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>>106298113
excellent canes post
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>>106298110
based smug super nintendo fan
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>>106298110
how's chabot been this year? I saw sens fans from r*ddit shitting all over him the other day
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>>106298175
I'll put aside the fact you were on Reddit and just say that despite his slow start, without him around to carry the puck >our already terrible PP is now even more of a fucking joke.
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>>106298113
they probably need help on defense. mccabe in out for the year and borgen just fractured his forearm and won't be back any time soon. they were already playing guys on their off-side
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>>106297689
>"It's ok if no goal today, you just keep shoot"
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>>106298113
Torts, get them into the playoffs and break the cycle until he wears them down
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>>106298221
then why are they shopping montour?
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>>106298220
>he doesn't browse based r*ddit
why go through life depriving yourself of the finest things? those based sens fans were saying they should sell on chabot now before his value goes down, that sounds crazy to me
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>>106297985
okay. better?
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>>106295393
sounds like a sensible idea
are they getting sponsorship dollars for this kind of clandestine nonsense?
man, when are we gonna get our own /ice/ board, lads??
>/frozenfour/ containment threads
>Stickies for important tournaments
>maybe some tits
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>>106298322
probably because he's on an expiring contract. it's also possible friedman got tipped off before borgen's mri got done
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>>106298234
>when score stick tongue like this
like I said I was not prepared
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>>106298359
hmm you jest but this has me thinking the devils should've claimed henrique
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>>106295549
>>106295768
there's far more artificial nonsense in today's catsup
may as well make it old fashion way
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>>106298359
saw the colors and got scared that this was sharks.jpg
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>>106298458
they already have a lot of centers.
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>>106298374
>>/frozenfour/ containment threads
mr bacon man I know what you're up to, that is you're wet dream
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>>106298489
they have the bad contracts to potentially fit a skinner trade
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>>106298493
stop resisting lad, adams coming home
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>An LA County Fire Department spokesperson tells USA TODAY Sports that he would classify Tiger Woods' injuries on scene as "severe but not life-threatening."
Tiger been drinking a driving again
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>>106298503
>mr bacon man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg
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>>106298569
/xs/ should have a drunk driving general. /ddg/
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>>106298619
/xs/ would be the containment for all car chase bowls if that we're the case
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>>106298597
primus sucks xD
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>>106298543
i don't know where he would play. maybe it's something they kick the tires on after the expansion draft and when it becomes clear none of the free agents they target will come here.
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Shan't be wasting any of my precious and valuable time on tonight's SHIT games
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>>106298684
and mass shooting events too, I hope hiro is reading this
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>>106298738
you stick adam on the irish bulls wing and prepare for prosperity
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>>106298684
that would be sick
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>>106298745
what you gonna do instead? jerk off? play a video game? watch an animated japanese program?
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>>106298816
2/3
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>>106297758
No, I masturbate so I lose brain fluid
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>>106299038
smart reply keep it up
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do you think poolju ever snuck a peak at mcdavid's baby penis in the shower
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>>106298797
who gets bumped? palmieri? because i think he's been getting most of the time there.
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>>106298113
Should hire Babcock to whip the boys into shape
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>only college game on same time all the early games start
they should make the NCAA kids play super early, since no one watches their games anyway
>with the exception of Minnesota
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>>106299328
they unironically should. but eichel would probably pull a marner.
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>>106299176
Definitely. They're all guys, so they've definitely seen each other naked
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skinner still on the bench for tonight lol
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>>106299438
gonna have to play him if they want to move him
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>>106299463
he has an nmc
maybe if they keep sitting him he'll waive it
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watching monke document
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What game should I watch at 7pm EST?
>pens vs caps
>hawks vs jackets
>habs vs sens
>sabres vs devils

neutral observer here
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>>106299492
pens vs caps
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>>106299492
why would you watch anything but canadian hockey?
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>>106299492
pennis x cappys
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>>106299477
but he has to be producing something for another team to want him.
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>>106299492
teds desu
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>>106299491
Is it about monkeys bathing in Japanese hot springs?
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>>106299517
many monke
now monkes fight leopard
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>>106299491
learn anything new about /monke/??
>>106299492
pings/caps on the telly
hawks/jacket and cowswords/debbies on the spare 'puter
habs snes on the phone
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>>106299187
you trade palmieri for a defenseman
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>>106299499
The only Canadian team I like isn't playing.
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what kind of monkey fights a leopard? baboons?
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>>106299563
I think the leopards will win
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>>106299592
yellow baboons
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>>106299585
I feel you bro but dont worry the jets play thursday so keep your chin up and go jets!!
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>>106299582
not sure what half a season of palms will bring. they might want to re-sign him anyway.
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>>106299607
monkes drove leopard away
now they be robbing squirrels
different monkes
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>>106299614
Yuck
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You didn’t get shit your ass was at home in bed with your stuffy don’t compare your self to the big dogs
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I wanna see a full grown leopard face of with a Mandrill
that's be a fucking fight
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>>106299627
Hey don't say that
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>>106299616
he's declining rapidly so if you want to get value for palms now is the time, the devils will regret resigning him
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>>106299669
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>>106299685
Make me
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>>106299613
fucking hate boston...
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>>106299623
I've never seen squirrels like that before
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>>106299782
it's some madagascar gian squirrel
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Please post /beav/, lads
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>>106299790
Neat
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>>106299792
But we've already seen enough dicks
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>>106299792
it's asleep i think
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>>106299802
looks closer to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_giant_squirrel
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>”HES THE NEXT PANARIN!”
>4 goals in 15 games
Kraprizov is a bust
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>>106299703
if he's declining then why would we want 3 years of henrique?
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also post otter
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>>106297562
Is that kid retarded or just got the mumps
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>>106299837
But that breed of squirrels is found in SE Asia
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fuck hockey
fuck hockey gods
fuck gary
fuck shitcongo
fuck mild
fuck perds
fuck everyone
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>>106299896
you forgot FUCK LAFFS
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maybe i misheard maybe it was malabari squirrel
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>>106299856
2 1/2 years of henrique. palmieri has 3 goals in 12 games, he's a shooter so I don't really care about his assists and he's 29, right at the decline age. do you really want to give him a 5 or 6 year deal?
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>>106299896
Hey fuck you too!
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>>106299926
i don't think palms is getting a 5 or 6 year deal. i'm saying if you don't want to sign palms, why would you be interested in henrique?
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>>106299896
cool it with the f-bombs
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>>106299999
>quints
>debbies talk
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-R8N5D5iw
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>Marcus Foligno beat up a kid last night
Lmao
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>waited all day for gaems to start at 2 am
>feeling sleepy now that they are about to start

why does gary do this?
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>>106299999
so I have to explain all of the implications to my half of this conversation to you? I already answered this lad
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>>106300127
He's racist towards Finns
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>>106300135
Understandable
>>
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>>106300127
there should be one euro-friendly game every day imo
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>>106300189
I'd love it if we got 3:00 to 5:00 hockey everyday
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>>106300189
Make the Laffs play everyday at 3am
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>>106300186
do you have a point to make or what?
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>euros think Gary gives a shit about them
cute
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Gary only cares about the US, and I don’t blame him
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>>106300212
He listens to the Basement Jaxx.
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>>106300242
Who knew that the Zucc was the key to turning the Wild’s season around?
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ZUCCA
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>>106300249
Not me
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all the leftoids on twitter are happy and hopeful for tiger woods death because he's friends with trump. truly disgusting people who are going to bring ruin upon us all
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>>106300298
Twitter was a mistake
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>>106300311
So were you
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>>106300298
What would are you living in? Snap out of it man
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>>106300298
Amerika was a mistake
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>>106300321
My birthday is 9 months after new years
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>>106300325
So were you
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>>106300212
Yeah I do, faggot. My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cunny? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of me because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hockey team, and starter on my hockey team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot hockey team (We just blew the Leafs; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me.
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>>106300345
zzzzzzz
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>>106300345
I could body Tavares and it wouldn’t even be close
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>>106300324
So many people in america are wasting their best years staring at the computer and getting mad

not me hahaha no way
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>>106300324
I'm living on earth while posting here and browsing other threads. are you up to speed now, varg?
>>106300311
it's a tool for nobody narcissists to share their worthless opinions
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>>106300345
excellent point johnboy, carry on
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>>106300387
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>>106300375
What other treads?
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>>106300399
Based
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>>106300407
are you a cop or something? don't worry about
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>>106300440
I'm watching you
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>>106300467
you like what you see no doubt
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>hasb
>>
WHAT A MOVE
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>Pr1ce
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tedchads...we are probably not making the top 4
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Don't get cocky..
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>>106300375
>it's a tool for nobody narcissists to share their worthless opinions
>what is /hoc/
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>>106300415
Hey Guys,

You probably remember my name is Lucic, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got cunny before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a Johnny being plowed by a guy with "JOHN 5'6"" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of us... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met Johnny through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit faggy sometimes.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the Bruins and took up Flames. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal. You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?

Pic Related: It's me and John.
We're both really, really sorry
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>Hasb
>>
>Pierre Houde already crying refpuck
Kek
>>
Gonna be crazy when the Habs still win the division
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how can i understand the quebecois soul
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Hi I’m tom from
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>>106300592
Change it to manic depressives
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>Your 2024 Stanley Cup Champion 1st Line Center!
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>>106300592
a place to smear digital shit across the page for everyone to consume
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>craps
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refpuck?!
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Sens looking good.
>>
Fucking end me already the bluejackets are fucked
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>>106300695
They just need PLD back.
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>>106300715
nah, this team is fucked, no offensive talent and the defense is slow
Need werenski back
>>
A new Norge?
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>>106300724
Need to get rid of Torts
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This fucking team
God fucking damnit
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>>106300664
Grow a jaw monkey
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>>106300726
The flames have one in ahl, he's 20 now, his hfboards thread was made in 2006 when he was 6 years old
>>
2rice
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Imagine getting scored on by
>snes PP
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>Teds
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Sens dummying the habs.
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how are the teds this abysmal on defense now
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is it time to relegate the canadiens to the ahl?
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>>106300754
Meant the poster above. Emilio will tear the league apart soon.
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>ovechkin always parking to his usual spot ready for slapshot
oh my god why hasnt his tactic been found a response to yet its literally nothing else
>>
THANK FUCKING GOD
Atkinson
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>>106300825
Because it’s a fucking one time slap shot, nobody wants to get hit by a little hard rubber disk that is going 100mph
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>>106300825
He's the most overrated player of all time
>>
When Eichel goes to my ragsies will they make him captain right away?
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>>106300845
Goal scoring = game winning= not overrated
He’s rated properly
>>
Good lord this Montreal PP is sad to watch.
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>when you're enjoying the Scotia game more than the other three -_-
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>>106300855
Be quiet casual
>>
Which Norge is Magnus and which one is Tord?
>>
Based Tkachuk
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>>106300854
wrong he’s getting traded to Columbus for picks and korpisalo
>>106300864
Goals are literally what wins a game
>>
>>106300825
Sounds like Laine but a better player
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>>106300856
kirk muller ladies and gentlemen
>>
AND THEIR GONNA GO!!!!!!!!
>>
habs chimping out
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which team is gonna go full retard and offer taylor hall a lot of money?
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>>106300902
Buffalo already did
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CALISSE
FUCK
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My dad honestly thinks they should trade Tkachuk because he's a liability

My dad is not a smart man.
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>>106300921
he’s the sens most based player along with tkachuk on the flames
>>
Hearing Ryan nugent Hopkins to Columbus for 1 year of mcdavids contract
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>>106300902
it would be so fucking badass if it's the sharks
>>
>frogs chimping out
You love to see it.
>>
>>106300902
Ofc Russyia stuck in past
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>>106300921
Tell you dad that I think he's a faggot.
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>>106300921
You should find a new dad.
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>>106300921
like father, like son
EBIN :DDDD
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>>106300930
twas great bu't'was to brief
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Why do Canadians like cock?
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>>106300921
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
>>
Tkbased
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>>106300931
stupid usa saying russia is stuck in the past when russia has just invented toilet paper!
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>>106300959
those wings need sauce
she could use another cocktail, and some onion rings
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My parents are both on the spectrum, so I turned out retarded
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>>106300958
you need toilets too where to use toilet paper
:DDDD
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>>106300874
Ovechkin is a turnover machine
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>>106300985
zx spectrum?
>>
Montreal will win this
>>
ZAITSEV SCAR
Oh wait.
>>
THEY CUT THE LEAD IN HALF
>>
I'm not on the spectrum, I just really dislike interacting with others humans
>>
>habitants
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>>106301001
i travel to lappeenranta to poop!
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>>106301005
Autism spectrum, Ivan
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AH FUCK
lads, I really really want an orange julius, haven't had one in ages; don't have any of the things I need to make one ..
>conundrum
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>>106300592
is my name and life attached to my posts? what a stupid comparison
>>
go wongs i guess
fuck trashville pedotors
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>>106301035
>lappeenranta full of ivan poop
sounds about right
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>>106301082
>>106301082
you're to kind
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>>106300604
no hard feelings milan, how could I get mad at a man with an iq of 62?
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>>106301095
it's very radioactive
sorry
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>>106301043
Just go to the store, lad. Unless you want to give a grocery list of everything you have in your fridge.
>>
this is more like it
slate of early games with a game starting when 1st go on break
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>>106301109
shit that's 24 points below grease
that's knuckle-dragging territory
>>
>>106301124
my appetite is out of whack
I may be pregnant; and I need roast beef and mustard, stat
>>
>>106301146
you miss him very much huh bud
>>
/hoc/ is for men
>>
how are my penguins doing
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>>106301191
1 all in the 1st int
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>>106301190
Why is pooland allowed then?
>>
>>106301190
Sorry I'll leave
t. tomboy qt
>>
poland won
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>>106301190
Negative, I am a meat popsicle
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>>106301225
True
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>>106301220
post dick
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>>106301198
nice
are they playing good
not bothered to turn on pc to stream and have only montreal v ottawa and nashville v detroit on tv broadcast
>>
>smelling of polonium
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>>106301220
Come back!
>>106301190
Damnit dude, I told you to be cool
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you know pict related will win again right?
are you ready espee?
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I have a decent crop of posts saved for next. not great not terrible just ok
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>>106301247
mediocre game, and I'm not trying to insult anyone
the national broadcast game is a snoozer; as usual
>it's only the 1st
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P O O
O
O
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Man FSDetroit is absolutely based.
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>>106301335
the do have the best broadcast team anywhere
but I never discount any TSN crew, great broadcasters
>the rest of the NHL US teams -_-
>>
Will the next one be the first good /hoc/ in years? Time will tell.
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LAINE
A
I
N
E
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shits gettin hot in Ohio
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Can't be doing that
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Damn this is gonna get ugly real fast.
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WITH FINNS YOU TIE
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They ruined Brady's smile. :(
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pee yew this thread stinks
hope the next thread has that new puck smell
>>
Price is insane
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>>106301417
I literally just made this in the intermission. and now i'll have to edit one of the teeth out.
>>
will personally poop in the next thread
>>
WTF snes PP isn't looking so soft tonight
>>
>Pr3ce
>>
I'm not a fan of either but sens fans have to be having a much easier time than like sabres fans
>>
>>106301434
nice one bro
>>
>Pissbouroughe
>>
>>106301434
-ly bad
>>
>>106301460
Perhaps it was intentional
>>
>Price
>Murray
Meme goaltending tonight.
>>
murray or price, who has the loosest five-hole?
>>
What the fuck Murray
>>
>Shitcago
>>
love high scoring games
why aren't these all high scoring -_-
>fuckin--
>>
>score a goal
>no goal
>PENALDY NO scoring
>>
NEW
>>106301515
>>106301515
>>106301515
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>>106301523
>early
>>
New
>>106301542
>>
I think that's enough hoc for today you fucking retards
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>>106301526
Cry about it
>>
>>106301649
I am I am literally in tears right now I hope you are happy you wiener.
>>
>>106299999
Checked



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