oh no no no no no edition
>>106292576Sneed
Reminder: the flames didn’t win yesterday’s game the leafs lost money puck said the leafs win that game the majority of times
pooland
>>106292576>Polandshant be posting in this thread
>>106292576>>106292576this thread smells like polonium =\
stinks like poo in here
i'll be back in a few hours for next
>Poland's thread smells like poloniumfitting
>>106292597>>106292618don't worry, i'll make the next one too
based grzegrogezxczxcywzor
Guys, I’m thinking 2021 will be a VERY big year for the Basement Jaxx.
>>106292662Where’s your head at
>>106292622Wojciech from Warsaw, I'm a fanbut I'm afraid you don't have many
>>106292593>laffs 0/7 on PP>"but we playyed better :Dseethe and cope, and then seethe some more
>>106292622don't work too hard
>>106292705They did play better they were just extremely unlucky
>>106292703Poland out here making threads and chewing bubblegum.
>>106292705If they replayed that game they would win 80 percent of the time that's how good they were
>>106292765good thing they'll replay it again
>>106292781They’ll lose since they lost 7-1 to the oilers and the leafs are the best
if you actually wonder why did flames win, the answer is simple - it's because of me.i gave them an ultimatum, if they lose yesterday, i'm dropping them and i'm no longer a lifelong flamer. they got scared.i was so sure they'll win i've even put money on it. unfortunately, those colorado losers jewed me out of my winnings.disgusting!
Average polish hockey fan
>>106292781Well the odds will be different for that game since it's a different game it won't be 80%
Gary, it's time to get rid of the communist draft system
>>106292855>the faces of professional wrestling
>>106292856the flames aren’t winning anything it’s the year of the jets
>>106292855Brampton on the left, Toronto on the right
>>106292913no. it's the year of an ox, dummy
is panarin safe?
>>106292965he's trying to get that poor compromising girl "silenced"
>>106292965No, he’ll probably be in Siberia soon
>>106293010He's getting loaned to Novosibirsk?
>>106292944where’s the sabres? I’m glad they returned to the cooler logo
tiger woods is almost kill
barnet mår brahan mår som han skaso underbart att vara ett barnoch dag efter dagoch steg efter steglär han sig gå precis som jag
Sweden flag is like 2 pee streams fighting over toilet water
>>106292944how long until Eichel demands a trade?
Hecking epic!!!!!
>>106293431already has most likely
>>106293431who cares, he's just a peon. he should shut up and play better >b-b-b-b-but it's not my fault, my team sucksno! you suck. shut up and play, boy!
>>106293455>Leafs lose to the worst teams>fans actually think they'll win the cup this yearmore deluded than Jests fans
>>106293496leafs won that game they just got unlucky check moneypuck the flames were extremely outplayed
>>106293509
>>106293535Leafs deserved to win more
twoods finna kilt
>>106293567stats don't matter when you can't finish
>>106293567When you put it like that with numbers it's hard to argue against that
>>106293577>>106293335probably drunk driving
>>106293657i bet he was a bunch of shit.
>>106293652exactly they lost due to luck rather than Calgary beating them.... I hate this sport sometimes
Terrible threadStart over
>>106293714jlmi?
>>106293732you aren’t funny poland kill yourself before I shove a plunger down your urethra
>doing the job to rittichFinner
Anyone have any ideas on how to make hockey less luck based?
>>106293766BIGGER PUCKS
>>106293335I haven’t cared about him since his sex scandal
>>106293766Remove the goalie
>>106293788
>>106293756you're probably going to kill yourself some day, just because i made fun of you and your shitty vegas team a few times. you should probably chill out from the internet for some time. start exercising and eating better. you can still be saved. unlike my islanders
>>106293567What a load of horse shit. Leafs had good scoring opportunities and Rittich shut them down every time. It wasn't luck. Leafs had 7 powerplay opportunities including a lengthy 5-on-3 and they couldn't score a single goal. Bennett scored against the Leafs top line. Flames deserved the win.
>>106293838Posties or just turn the nets around?
>>106293766Relocate the Jets again
Nth for the Rangers of Hoc. Bread taking some time off. Bread under siege by corrupt Russia.
>>106293766Literally just remove everything for hockey then
>>106293879Remember that time you spent an entire morning (evening in your timezone) defending the honour of a prostitute from snapchat?
>>106293880it was bad puck luck for the leafs
>>106293766you just gotta double the amount of games during regular season and make ploffs bo11 and cup bo21
>>106293913raggot
>>106293932no, because that never happened.me attacking and making fun of you =/= defending somebody else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-E7_VHLvkE
>>106293912No don't do it I would be really sad
>>106293879you’re a dumb flyers fan, and I should say “fan” because you don’t even know this sport. You bitch and whine about every call and think you can’t beat boston just because of refpuck. it’s hilarious seeing how mediocre hart is, because fuck philthy fans
>>106293912Noooooo
>>106294032:^)
>>106293766faceoffs are won by best of 7 tries for each faceoff
>>106294055translation: He got me
>>106293756>you aren’t [funny] poland>[kill yourself] before I shove a plunger down your [urethra]jlmi
>>106294113
>nooooo the team isnt babying hart hes better than blackedwood the team just doesn't try to protect him at all nooooooCry more you fat fuck
>>106293879you're talking to isleschan right now
>>106292576Fuck Gary
i think folks will be pretty wore out after the new franchise opens.. a bitthen, if we have relocation from let's say, Phoenix to KC, pretty tiring display with the politics and flame wars online and the subsequent mail in threats and phone bomberscause let's face, NHL fans a bit crazy, like all fans everywhereand a second relocation is going to have a lot of support keeping places like Miami in Miami Phoenix may be a cooked capon, however, the admin just seems as out of it as can be
>flylels
very mentally ill in here
>>106294256are you in the sauna?
>>106294189mackenzie blackedwood: I like it
>>106294278quite the opposite, my apartment is vitun cold
extremely mentally ill in here right now
Keep nuge
I see the imminent return of claude giroux is causing much seething amongst our incels
>ouri claim no ownership
clod
>>106294250kek
>>106294364Yes let's do it Nuge Forever he's super important to this team and a homegrown talent even if a bridge deal is what it takes we can make 2 years at 8 million work
Ice hockey is the best sport ever
I thought we agreed not to use Polish threads
>>106294532Who cares about an OP? Can you even skate?
>>106294528funny way to spell curling
4 days without porn.
So we have ice hockey and air hockey. What about the other elements?
>>106294711no
>breaking: The league is looking into tkachuks hit on tavares last night. the early feeling my sources are having is that tkachuk will be suspended.this is a travesty that was a clean hit
>>106294776Nice job. I’ve quit porn, but I still fap to go to sleep
rip tiger
>>106294807wtf that wasn’t even a penalty in the game not to mention dube did a worse hit and faced no consequences
>>106294711Yes I'm a great skater, I could probably skate backwards faster than you could skate forwards >>106294806Why are you replying for me faggot, I don't know you
>Your 2024 Stanley Cup Champions!
>>106294891meds take em
>>106294807https://www.twitter.com/Str8OuttaCGY/status/1364024567283343360?s=19It looks pretty clean to me
>>106295009dicks suck em
>>106294880it's the flames reputation combined with toronto's media, the leafs have a lot of political sway with gary so if they start crying over something they will be heard
>>106294846He’s lived an interesting life. At least he died drunk or high
lmao i remember playing as poland in nhl 99 as a kid and making them a crapload of max stat players and one of them was even a black dude and they all had weird names using just my imagination of what a foreigner name sounded likethe black dude was their best player i think, he kept scoring goals and also had massive penalty minutes
>>106295018obvious intent to injure, tkachuk clearly left his skates
>>106294891sorry
https://mobile.twitter.com/InTheDomePod/status/1364300014642548737Leafs exposed!!!!
>>106295018goodnight, Johnny pajamas
>>>/pw/so agree with this.. needs it's own containment board>>>/xs/>>>/asp/they are going to have to differentiate what these two board are for primarily i suspect a that one may get pruned in future >Hockey
>>106295174A hockey board would be the dream
>>106295141this isnt sfw the flames are animals
>>106295200>1 thread per teamsounds incredibly boring
How do you screw up bloodwork? Fucking retard.
>>106295245they were diving. it’s especially noticeable on the Johnny penalty
>>106295250You could talk about anything you want without all the Vegas schizos
>'sota
>>106295250Buffalo generals would basically be futa threads
>>106294824I'm surprised by how many times /day I feel the urge to cum, but it's surprisingly easy just to ignore it.
>>106295174/hoc/ isn't going anywhere but /heem/ might be in trouble. /xs/ already has 2 martial arts generals. I think hiro is planning on using heem to prop up the new board
>>106295138That's okay friend
>>106295250Bruins threads would be constant wars about Marchand
>>106295294I won't be bullied by cp nation like the flames bullied toronto, I'll fight back ruffian
>>106293338wtf pekka
>>106295336I think it's in regards the great depression in the 30s when everyone was poor. Ketchup and boiling water is like instant tomato soup for cheap. I'll have to remember that recipe.
>>106295308Do you charge them rent for all the space they occupy in your head?
>>106295471>Marchandwhy would bruins fans fight over shit? you mean like fighting over bathroom etiquette and the like?
get fucked avachuds
>>106295392I can relate. I also have urges during the day, but I end up waiting until I go bed. I wish I could go nofap
I guess I should say retards plural because the nurse in charge didn’t even ask if it was ok if a student did it and wasn’t even watching.
>>106295592wild will eliminate Vegas in playoffs
>>106295699>wild>playoffs
>>106295549Indeed it was, it's from some depression era cook book
>>106295610I for one believe you have the strength to do it.
>>106295699thanks for the laugh, i needed that
>>106295610Nofap is easy. The key is not to jerk off. You could do it if you set your mind to it.
>>106295174>/heem/ gets relegates to /xs/mall condom>peedubya gets its own boardTimes the janetty was longterm booked to job
>>106295810>>106295764dumba is better than any Vegas player
>>106295810>What do you mean the Stars will BTFO the Knights? That'll never happen HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COPE COPE COPE
>>106295847>there are anons that will take this bait
>>106295859it’s not bait it’s true the only player I’m impressed with on Vegas is fluery
>>106295847ohhh so he's like mcdavid then? heard the oilers were doing pretty well because of their one star player. oh wait.
entering minute 5 of nofap
>>106292593Moneypuck rewards players that spam shots at the net and can't even finish
>>106295907of the oilers somehow acquired dumba and kept mcdavid and drai they would instantly become the go to cup contender
>>106295915stay strong brother
>>106295903>it's not bait
>>106295998no one was talking about the oilers though. anon are you trying to say that you're conceding that dumba isn't going to win the cup for pedosota?thanks.
>>106295855not him but I wasn't surprised by that at all, I've always been a fan of seguin and benn
>>106295592Ugh, shinier!
But why are they spamming shots? Is it because they're getting BTFO and need to catch up? Moneypuck's models are terrible
>>106296085you miss 99% shots you don't take
I hit 100% of my moneyshots becauze i have big loads
>>106295915You can do it!
seminal fluid is brain fluid
I watch Ocarina of Time speedruns to fall asleep and when I jerk off.
>>106296261based zfgrease chad
When you think of /hoc/ what teams immediately come to mind?
>>106296139>Oilers go up 2-0 in the first 5 minutes>Flames start spamming shots to catch up>get .892 expected goals for lucking in one rebound>get expected goals for missing high percentage shots, while the Oilers continue to run up the score but nooooooo, that wasn't a high-percentage goal>doesn't positively reflect on player skill>Oilers win 7-1>Flames won 78% of simulationsIt's the worst analytics site
>>106296336angry virgins arguing about nothing all day every day
>>106296043One player can’t win a cup on his own but he’s the best wild player by far and one of the top 5 defenseman rn
>>106296287It is always ZFG, correct.
>dumba is the best wild playerhad no idea things were so dire in minnesota
>>106296259That explains why I’m so stupid
>>106296368Thats not a team.
>>106296336Idaho Steelheads
>>106296261I miss Cosmo
>>106296336>rags
>>106296374I used to watch clintstevens.
>>106296405>wildRacist. Just cause hes a nigger of color that doesnt mean hes a Wild creature.
>>106296410The /hoc/ angry virgins arguing about nothing all day every day is definitely a team you retarded newfag
>>106296358Woah so you're telling me the flames beat the oilers technically if you think about it? Based!
>>106296336team finland
>>106296456ive been here since October of 03 budur the nu-fag
>>106296503your nothing but a ball fluffer kid
minnesota
>>106296555checked but the state of hockey still won't win a cup
>>106296480No and it's not an accurate representation of puck luck. You could have a player on a breakaway, basically a shootout goal, and moneypuck would say it was a low-percentage shot. RNH's goal from McDavid was child's play but moneypuck says it had a 6.7% chance of scoring
>>106296503that's not something to brag about. I've posted since 2017 and I think it's embarrassing to waste that much time here
>>106296588
The state of hockey is BLM and healthcare workers that jab needles in your arm and make you bleed on your clothes. Embarrassing term 2bh.
>>106296503What’s been the biggest chance in terms of culture for this website?
>>106296662tripfag exodus
>>106296261shouldn't you jerk off before you watch to fall asleep faster?
coomers go to hell
>>106296619retard
Business idea: Camera pans to the penalized player every single time a power play goal is scored
>>106296832buisness idea: IQ of each player added to stat & size of penis added to stats
>>106296754we ALL started at /b/ then throughout time we board hopped over to /v/ then kept spreading /pol/ influx need not apply
>>106296914moot owns google now you polish retard
>>106296877I feel like most NHL payers have low IQs
>>106296971he got hired to brew coffee
>>106296739seethe
>we're being silencedwhere have i seen it before?
can you really be an incel if you can just pay for pussy?
What's wrong with being a coomer?
business idea: player's jersey number is the lenght of his penis rounded to 3 decimal places
>>106297231What did Bulju mean by this?: https://www.bardown.com/jesse-puljujarvi-is-changing-from-98-to-a-much-much-more-common-number-1.1573794
>>106296995Well they do use their birth year for a jersey number
>>106297183Nothing dude. Just keep jerking off day in and day out. Also, dont forget to:Eat the new insect burger at McDonaldsLive in your communal podAccept your fateWork in your cageSuck the dickWorship SatanBuy star wars productsWelcome Ngbungoo as your neighborGet a vasectomy Drive a hybrid Get aids and once again NEVER EVER ASK questions. Got it?
i think i'm about ready to go to balamb garden
>>10629733313 inches of rock hard retard rod
>>106297485get in line fag
>>106297485okay, never come back
>>106297333He's a Johnny Hockey fan
>>106297231But 98% of men are in the 6 inch club.
I read basketball/football news and I'm so glad I grew up on hockey
>>106297446>Nothing dude. Just keep jerking off day in and day out.>Also, dont forget to:>Eat the new insect burger at McDonalds>Live in your communal pod>Accept your fate>Work in your cage>Suck the dick>Worship Satan>Buy star wars products>Welcome Ngbungoo as your neighbor>Get a vasectomy>Drive a hybrid>Get aids>and once again NEVER EVER ASK questions.>praise gary >Got it?it had to be done
>>106297446I understand.
>>106297562>big brother buljuI wasn't prepared for this feel
>>106297646
>>106297646What else am I supposed to do before hockey starts
>>106296409What do you mean? You drink so much of it
>>106297742based samurai chad putting white piggu in her place
>>106297446I just ate some hummus. Is that on the list?
>>106297584I doubt that statistic
>>106297856you bought it, now take care of it, loserhahahahahaha
>>106297856not as preposterous as the first scenerio but I still say no if I'm buffalo
will the teds lose to chicongo tonight or will they lose to chicongo on thursday
really, truly, terrible slate of games tonight and I don't ever say this
>>106298050My Sensies shitting on the Habs for a second game in a row should be fun though.
buffalo doesn't need player changes, but a coach that can make them believe in themselves. or a shrink.
>>106298113excellent canes post
>>106298110based smug super nintendo fan
>>106298110how's chabot been this year? I saw sens fans from r*ddit shitting all over him the other day
>>106298175I'll put aside the fact you were on Reddit and just say that despite his slow start, without him around to carry the puck >our already terrible PP is now even more of a fucking joke.
>>106298113they probably need help on defense. mccabe in out for the year and borgen just fractured his forearm and won't be back any time soon. they were already playing guys on their off-side
>>106297689>"It's ok if no goal today, you just keep shoot"
>>106298113Torts, get them into the playoffs and break the cycle until he wears them down
>>106298221then why are they shopping montour?
>>106298220>he doesn't browse based r*dditwhy go through life depriving yourself of the finest things? those based sens fans were saying they should sell on chabot now before his value goes down, that sounds crazy to me
>>106297985okay. better?
>>106295393sounds like a sensible ideaare they getting sponsorship dollars for this kind of clandestine nonsense? man, when are we gonna get our own /ice/ board, lads??>/frozenfour/ containment threads>Stickies for important tournaments >maybe some tits
>>106298322probably because he's on an expiring contract. it's also possible friedman got tipped off before borgen's mri got done
>>106298234>when score stick tongue like this like I said I was not prepared
>>106298359hmm you jest but this has me thinking the devils should've claimed henrique
>>106295549>>106295768there's far more artificial nonsense in today's catsupmay as well make it old fashion way
>>106298359saw the colors and got scared that this was sharks.jpg
>>106298458they already have a lot of centers.
>>106298374>>/frozenfour/ containment threadsmr bacon man I know what you're up to, that is you're wet dream
>>106298489they have the bad contracts to potentially fit a skinner trade
>>106298493stop resisting lad, adams coming home
>An LA County Fire Department spokesperson tells USA TODAY Sports that he would classify Tiger Woods' injuries on scene as "severe but not life-threatening."Tiger been drinking a driving again
>>106298503>mr bacon manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg
>>106298569/xs/ should have a drunk driving general. /ddg/
>>106298619/xs/ would be the containment for all car chase bowls if that we're the case
>>106298597primus sucks xD
>>106298543i don't know where he would play. maybe it's something they kick the tires on after the expansion draft and when it becomes clear none of the free agents they target will come here.
Shan't be wasting any of my precious and valuable time on tonight's SHIT games
>>106298684and mass shooting events too, I hope hiro is reading this
>>106298738you stick adam on the irish bulls wing and prepare for prosperity
>>106298684that would be sick
>>106298745what you gonna do instead? jerk off? play a video game? watch an animated japanese program?
>>1062988162/3
>>106297758No, I masturbate so I lose brain fluid
>>106299038smart reply keep it up
do you think poolju ever snuck a peak at mcdavid's baby penis in the shower
>>106298797who gets bumped? palmieri? because i think he's been getting most of the time there.
>>106298113Should hire Babcock to whip the boys into shape
>only college game on same time all the early games startthey should make the NCAA kids play super early, since no one watches their games anyway>with the exception of Minnesota
>>106299328they unironically should. but eichel would probably pull a marner.
>>106299176Definitely. They're all guys, so they've definitely seen each other naked
skinner still on the bench for tonight lol
>>106299438gonna have to play him if they want to move him
>>106299463he has an nmcmaybe if they keep sitting him he'll waive it
watching monke document
What game should I watch at 7pm EST?>pens vs caps>hawks vs jackets>habs vs sens>sabres vs devilsneutral observer here
>>106299492pens vs caps
>>106299492why would you watch anything but canadian hockey?
>>106299492pennis x cappys
>>106299477but he has to be producing something for another team to want him.
>>106299492teds desu
>>106299491Is it about monkeys bathing in Japanese hot springs?
>>106299517many monkenow monkes fight leopard
>>106299491learn anything new about /monke/??>>106299492pings/caps on the tellyhawks/jacket and cowswords/debbies on the spare 'puterhabs snes on the phone
>>106299187you trade palmieri for a defenseman
>>106299499The only Canadian team I like isn't playing.
what kind of monkey fights a leopard? baboons?
>>106299563I think the leopards will win
>>106299592yellow baboons
>>106299585I feel you bro but dont worry the jets play thursday so keep your chin up and go jets!!
>>106299582not sure what half a season of palms will bring. they might want to re-sign him anyway.
>>106299607monkes drove leopard awaynow they be robbing squirrelsdifferent monkes
>>106299614Yuck
You didn’t get shit your ass was at home in bed with your stuffy don’t compare your self to the big dogs
I wanna see a full grown leopard face of with a Mandrillthat's be a fucking fight
>>106299627Hey don't say that
>>106299616he's declining rapidly so if you want to get value for palms now is the time, the devils will regret resigning him
>>106299669
>>106299685Make me
>>106299613fucking hate boston...
>>106299623I've never seen squirrels like that before
>>106299782it's some madagascar gian squirrel
Please post /beav/, lads
>>106299790Neat
>>106299792But we've already seen enough dicks
>>106299792it's asleep i think
>>106299802looks closer to this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_giant_squirrel
>”HES THE NEXT PANARIN!”>4 goals in 15 gamesKraprizov is a bust
>>106299703if he's declining then why would we want 3 years of henrique?
also post otter
>>106297562Is that kid retarded or just got the mumps
>>106299837But that breed of squirrels is found in SE Asia
fuck hockeyfuck hockey godsfuck garyfuck shitcongofuck mildfuck perdsfuck everyone
>>106299896you forgot FUCK LAFFS
maybe i misheard maybe it was malabari squirrel
>>1062998562 1/2 years of henrique. palmieri has 3 goals in 12 games, he's a shooter so I don't really care about his assists and he's 29, right at the decline age. do you really want to give him a 5 or 6 year deal?
>>106299896Hey fuck you too!
>>106299926i don't think palms is getting a 5 or 6 year deal. i'm saying if you don't want to sign palms, why would you be interested in henrique?
>>106299896cool it with the f-bombs
>>106299999>quints>debbies talk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-R8N5D5iw
>Marcus Foligno beat up a kid last nightLmao
>waited all day for gaems to start at 2 am>feeling sleepy now that they are about to startwhy does gary do this?
>>106299999so I have to explain all of the implications to my half of this conversation to you? I already answered this lad
>>106300127He's racist towards Finns
>>106300135Understandable
>>106300127there should be one euro-friendly game every day imo
>>106300189I'd love it if we got 3:00 to 5:00 hockey everyday
>>106300189Make the Laffs play everyday at 3am
>>106300186do you have a point to make or what?
>euros think Gary gives a shit about themcute
Gary only cares about the US, and I don’t blame him
>>106300212He listens to the Basement Jaxx.
>>106300242Who knew that the Zucc was the key to turning the Wild’s season around?
ZUCCA
>>106300249Not me
all the leftoids on twitter are happy and hopeful for tiger woods death because he's friends with trump. truly disgusting people who are going to bring ruin upon us all
>>106300298Twitter was a mistake
>>106300311So were you
>>106300298What would are you living in? Snap out of it man
>>106300298Amerika was a mistake
>>106300321My birthday is 9 months after new years
>>106300325So were you
>>106300212Yeah I do, faggot. My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cunny? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of me because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hockey team, and starter on my hockey team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot hockey team (We just blew the Leafs; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me.
>>106300345zzzzzzz
>>106300345I could body Tavares and it wouldn’t even be close
>>106300324So many people in america are wasting their best years staring at the computer and getting madnot me hahaha no way
>>106300324I'm living on earth while posting here and browsing other threads. are you up to speed now, varg?>>106300311it's a tool for nobody narcissists to share their worthless opinions
>>106300345excellent point johnboy, carry on
>>106300387
>>106300375What other treads?
>>106300399Based
>>106300407are you a cop or something? don't worry about
>>106300440I'm watching you
>>106300467you like what you see no doubt
>hasb
WHAT A MOVE
>Pr1ce
tedchads...we are probably not making the top 4
Don't get cocky..
>>106300375>it's a tool for nobody narcissists to share their worthless opinions>what is /hoc/
>>106300415Hey Guys,You probably remember my name is Lucic, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got cunny before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a Johnny being plowed by a guy with "JOHN 5'6"" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of us... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met Johnny through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit faggy sometimes.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the Bruins and took up Flames. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal. You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?Pic Related: It's me and John.We're both really, really sorry
>Hasb
>Pierre Houde already crying refpuckKek
Gonna be crazy when the Habs still win the division
how can i understand the quebecois soul
Hi I’m tom from
>>106300592Change it to manic depressives
>Your 2024 Stanley Cup Champion 1st Line Center!
>>106300592a place to smear digital shit across the page for everyone to consume
>craps
refpuck?!
Sens looking good.
Fucking end me already the bluejackets are fucked
>>106300695They just need PLD back.
>>106300715nah, this team is fucked, no offensive talent and the defense is slow Need werenski back
A new Norge?
>>106300724Need to get rid of Torts
This fucking team God fucking damnit
>>106300664Grow a jaw monkey
>>106300726The flames have one in ahl, he's 20 now, his hfboards thread was made in 2006 when he was 6 years old
2rice
Imagine getting scored on by>snes PP
>Teds
Sens dummying the habs.
how are the teds this abysmal on defense now
is it time to relegate the canadiens to the ahl?
>>106300754Meant the poster above. Emilio will tear the league apart soon.
>ovechkin always parking to his usual spot ready for slapshotoh my god why hasnt his tactic been found a response to yet its literally nothing else
THANK FUCKING GODAtkinson
>>106300825Because it’s a fucking one time slap shot, nobody wants to get hit by a little hard rubber disk that is going 100mph
>>106300825He's the most overrated player of all time
When Eichel goes to my ragsies will they make him captain right away?
>>106300845Goal scoring = game winning= not overrated He’s rated properly
Good lord this Montreal PP is sad to watch.
>when you're enjoying the Scotia game more than the other three -_-
>>106300855Be quiet casual
Which Norge is Magnus and which one is Tord?
Based Tkachuk
>>106300854wrong he’s getting traded to Columbus for picks and korpisalo >>106300864Goals are literally what wins a game
>>106300825Sounds like Laine but a better player
>>106300856kirk muller ladies and gentlemen
AND THEIR GONNA GO!!!!!!!!
habs chimping out
which team is gonna go full retard and offer taylor hall a lot of money?
>>106300902Buffalo already did
CALISSEFUCK
My dad honestly thinks they should trade Tkachuk because he's a liabilityMy dad is not a smart man.
>>106300921he’s the sens most based player along with tkachuk on the flames
Hearing Ryan nugent Hopkins to Columbus for 1 year of mcdavids contract
>>106300902it would be so fucking badass if it's the sharks
>frogs chimping outYou love to see it.
>>106300902Ofc Russyia stuck in past
>>106300921Tell you dad that I think he's a faggot.
>>106300921You should find a new dad.
>>106300921like father, like sonEBIN :DDDD
>>106300930twas great bu't'was to brief
Why do Canadians like cock?
>>106300921Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Tkbased
>>106300931stupid usa saying russia is stuck in the past when russia has just invented toilet paper!
>>106300959those wings need sauceshe could use another cocktail, and some onion rings
My parents are both on the spectrum, so I turned out retarded
>>106300958you need toilets too where to use toilet paper:DDDD
>>106300874Ovechkin is a turnover machine
>>106300985zx spectrum?
Montreal will win this
ZAITSEV SCAROh wait.
THEY CUT THE LEAD IN HALF
I'm not on the spectrum, I just really dislike interacting with others humans
>habitants
>>106301001i travel to lappeenranta to poop!
>>106301005Autism spectrum, Ivan
AH FUCKlads, I really really want an orange julius, haven't had one in ages; don't have any of the things I need to make one ..>conundrum
>>106300592is my name and life attached to my posts? what a stupid comparison
go wongs i guessfuck trashville pedotors
>>106301035>lappeenranta full of ivan poopsounds about right
>>106301082>>106301082you're to kind
>>106300604no hard feelings milan, how could I get mad at a man with an iq of 62?
>>106301095it's very radioactivesorry
>>106301043Just go to the store, lad. Unless you want to give a grocery list of everything you have in your fridge.
this is more like itslate of early games with a game starting when 1st go on break
>>106301109shit that's 24 points below grease that's knuckle-dragging territory
>>106301124my appetite is out of whackI may be pregnant; and I need roast beef and mustard, stat
>>106301146you miss him very much huh bud
/hoc/ is for men
how are my penguins doing
>>1063011911 all in the 1st int
>>106301190Why is pooland allowed then?
>>106301190Sorry I'll leavet. tomboy qt
poland won
>>106301190Negative, I am a meat popsicle
>>106301225True
>>106301220post dick
>>106301198niceare they playing goodnot bothered to turn on pc to stream and have only montreal v ottawa and nashville v detroit on tv broadcast
>smelling of polonium
>>106301220Come back!>>106301190Damnit dude, I told you to be cool
you know pict related will win again right?are you ready espee?
I have a decent crop of posts saved for next. not great not terrible just ok
>>106301247mediocre game, and I'm not trying to insult anyone the national broadcast game is a snoozer; as usual>it's only the 1st
P O OOO
Man FSDetroit is absolutely based.
>>106301335the do have the best broadcast team anywhere but I never discount any TSN crew, great broadcasters>the rest of the NHL US teams -_-
Will the next one be the first good /hoc/ in years? Time will tell.
LAINEAINE
shits gettin hot in Ohio
Can't be doing that
Damn this is gonna get ugly real fast.
WITH FINNS YOU TIE
They ruined Brady's smile. :(
pee yew this thread stinkshope the next thread has that new puck smell
Price is insane
>>106301417I literally just made this in the intermission. and now i'll have to edit one of the teeth out.
will personally poop in the next thread
WTF snes PP isn't looking so soft tonight
>Pr3ce
I'm not a fan of either but sens fans have to be having a much easier time than like sabres fans
>>106301434nice one bro
>Pissbouroughe
>>106301434-ly bad
>>106301460Perhaps it was intentional
>Price>MurrayMeme goaltending tonight.
murray or price, who has the loosest five-hole?
What the fuck Murray
>Shitcago
love high scoring gameswhy aren't these all high scoring -_->fuckin--
>score a goal>no goal >PENALDY NO scoring
NEW>>106301515>>106301515>>106301515
>>106301523>early
New>>106301542
I think that's enough hoc for today you fucking retards
>>106301526Cry about it
>>106301649I am I am literally in tears right now I hope you are happy you wiener.
>>106299999Checked
