Dern BJJ editionprevious: >>106286913
>>106292326What technique is this?
This is THE thread! MexiCAN blew his load too early and that's what he gets for bashing Tony last night!CHAMP SHIT ONLY
How DARE you start a /heem/ thread with BJJ you absolute faggot.
>>106292326this ain’t it b
Imagine the smelle
>>106292379learn to deal with premature ejaculation
AAAHHHHH MY RIB, FUCK*punches wrong rib*
*entering THE thread
First for reddit's favorite fighter
>i-it's tony time
I'll join this one because it has heem on subject
>>106292729Something smells like... like blueberry muffins!! Is that you? *sniff sniff sniff* Ah hah! It is you! *lifts eyebrows* You’re smelling extra stupendous today!
>>106292746ey brazza y u bully u little bit crazy guy i no duck tony i hev to go russia and cuddle with mazza now that fazza is gone brazza u know diz
First for Loureda's ruined handjobs
>>106292746Non-europeans are the most based posters
Why isn’t Nigeria shilled as hard or harder as a hotspot for MMA talent? Why is it Dagestan instead? Literally who is a good active fighter from Dagestan? Name one. They fucking suck. They’re stocky midgets that have some amount of grappling ability and toughness but that’s where their attributes end. BJJ seems to be vastly more effective than meme Dagestani wrestling any day of the week. Dana needs to realize the Fathead gravy train is over. He needs to put his faith back into McGregor and unironically start looking at Asian prospects to tap into that market.
All big stars are gone or flushed. whos going to save UFC rating now?
*enters another thread*
>>106292835Nigeria has two champions, and although their the cringiest and least likeable motherfuckers in the sport, who does Dagestani have to represent themselves with? Islam Makachev? I have literally never seen him fight. I don’t know if he has fought in the time I’ve been watching the UFC. He’s one of those guys who are in the UFC despite being too afraid to actually fight people, eg Ryan Hall, Leon Edwards. And he’s literally all they’ve got. Time to end the Dagestani meme.
>>106292729>>106292772did you know the way that bear is operated is the guy in the suit has one arm in the left bear arm and the other hand in the head operating the mouth. The right arm is on a wire that goes over the back of the neck and is attached to the left arm, so it just moves up and down opposite to movement.
>>106292837we enjoy the collapse of the ufc
>>106292837Goober when he KO’s Dustin in the trilogy and takes the LW belt by early 2022. Also Jan when he heems Jizzy into oblivion.
>>106292835because izzy is a kiwi and usman is american
>>106292884>Nigeria has two championswhich nigerian team do they train out of?
post more Dern booba
>>106292949What straw man bullshit is that Khamzat? Jizzy and Snoozeman are Nigerian born, but train elsewhere. Just like Fathead, the only good fighter out of your people, was born in some shack in the hills of Dagestan and trained giving BJJ’s to McTummy at AKA.
>>106293002yes of course kamaru usman's skills were forged in the famous nigerian wrestling program and israel adesanya learned the ropes at his world renowned nigerian kickboxing academy
>>106293053Why would you chose to lose an argument this badly
>>106293080I accept your concession.
>>106293081>Khabib>13-0 in the UFCIsn't this about the time people start losing? I know Conor was on a 13 fight win streak before Nate and so have others... has anyone gone 14-0 in the UFC before?
>>106293103thats an og nigger card
I'm thinking Tony gets slept in his next fight>>106293112Silva was 16-0, Bones is officially 17-0 I think
>>106293090No active fighters that are good have come out of Dagestan. Two current world Champs have come out of Nigeria. Your semantics aren’t doing anything for you, sweaty.
Who can stop the magadomenace?
>>106293103>all that wmma on the main cardlow key spicy otherwise
>>106293142So this is why kabibi left the UFC? he knew his time is almost up? he said in an interview that no man can hit their prime TWO times in their life...>>106293148>Silva>JonesAh... so REAL GOATs! gotcha! :)
>>106293126are there no barbershops in russia or something? why do they all have the same simple jack haircut?
Israeli MMA Atomweight fighter Daniella Shutov
>>106292326god i wish that was me
>>106293142lmao reddit onions, our system thinks ur post is against reddit so pls reformat it not to asshurt the faggot niqqersemen slurping janny trannies that are mentally ill and do it FOR FREE
>>106293172fucking hell she looks like a pr0n star can't pin down which one but she has that look and i am in love>>106292840brazza i no duck i run
>>106293192Wow India is going to dominate the MMA world
>>106293128>A Nazi got his ass whooped at Fight Nights.
>>106293152>out of Nigeria?
khabib smoked guys tony got destroyed by if you really think khabib is scared of tony at this point you are living in the last delusions of has been
Tonail and Goober vs Fathead and Dustbin2v2 who wins?
>>106293277Yeah they're niggers, what about it?
>>106293291Maybe Aloe Vera and Chadler too. And Garth and RDA.
>>106293277>fighting out ofdo you know what this means?
>>106293277If I started training out of Chad it doesn't make me a Chad, just like niggers training in New Zealand doesn't make them not niggers.
>>106293321It means zero MMA talent is produced in Nigeria
>>106293126I don't know any of these.
>>106293337Where was Fathead training out of, faggot?
lots a faggots coping here
>>106292746post it to khabib
>>106293337>Åh vad skönt det ska bli att knulla dig och spruta dig full, jag ska töja ut din pojkröv till bristningsgränsen. Kom till Allstars.huh? why did you say this, I thought you guys were talking about MMA talent and Nigeria?
>>106293352>Having to pretend to like a guy out of fearAbsolute peak bitch behavior. If Fathead was a man he’d stand up for himself
>>106293337unlike sweden which produces lots of mma talent
Reminder your favorite fighter is a faggot can and i'd heem you in under 30 seconds fact only brother
>>106293367>doesn’t know where fathead trains
>>106293394>fear he's not a tranny like you so he has nothing to fear. it's called mutual respect and he never sucked his cock like colpiss did to trump
>>106293321What are you even debating here? The Swede is obviously correct. Yeah they were born in Nigeria, so what
>>106293379>>106292746why wont you
>>106293413bitch im going to edge out the muddiest split decision here if you dont shut the fuck up
>>106293416Khabib spent his entire upbringing in Dagestan training martial arts. He trained in Dagestan for the majority of his MMA fights. Not a single UFC fighter has spent any time training in Nigeria. You may now condece your argument.
>>106293495thats right you simmer down bucko
>>106293450What if he beheads me?He's from the middle east...is probably friends with ISIS and shiet.What's the name of his country again? Muslimmania 37 or sum?
dana is to dumb...so let us make the upcoming fightcards!conor vs dustbingarth vs chandlertony vs dariusholiveira vs hooker
>>106293488talm bout embarrassing posts b?
>>106293522NO IM READY TO STAND AND BANG MOTHERTUCKER
>>106293521more like doggystan kek
>>106293541THATS IT *takes you down
>>106293521Training in Dagestan has produced 1 (one) good UFC fighter in history. Cope.
>>106293556calm down there, americuntsky
>>106293597khabib: 1costacuckria: 0
brazza...so hangry brazza...
>>106293593And training in Nigeria (with 100 times the population) has produced 0 (zero). Does this answer your question as to why the country isn't being shilled as a hotspot of martial arts talent?
>>106293618Kebab never fought anyone from here.That's the only reason he's """"""undefeated"""""
>>106293597He's not American he changed his proxy from bong to mutt after I verbally demolished him last night
>>106293720Goobposters are renown for being the best posters on heem
>>106293693yeah I could slap khabib around so what? I'm the exception everyone knows /heem/ is the secret forum for the kengan matches
>>106292326Shame she's a coal burner
>>106293728hahahahahahahahaha what the fuck is going on in that webm?
>>106293849yeah I could slap you around so what? I'll edge one out on you so hard
HEEM MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>>106293849you were you watching this video bro?
>>106293849why where you watching this video?
>>106293671Two current champs were born in Nigeria. Who gives a fuck where they train, they were both born in the same small African country. If Dagestani training was so good, Fathead would have stayed there during his career instead of training at AKA in the USA. Even Goober stayed and trained in his homeland.
>>106292868This guy was in slap tournaments wasnt he?
>>106293931>>106293984why where you watching that video
>>106293849What the fuck, looks like Mencious Moldbug
>>106293931he ended up with more shit smeared on his buttcheeks than on the floor wtf
>>106294017lol stole your alpha
>>106292868Did the black guy win?
>>106294084Its ok friend
>>106294066no he got robbed
>>106293937>small African countryAmerican Education
Show your face when you are calmly walking on the street and suddenly you suffer a sudden explosive diarrhea attack
>>106294131que pasa carnal
>>106294123they will reach 700+ million in 2100 according to some projections
>>106294192Damn I can smell that webm
>>106293937>Nigeria>smallKek.Its one of the biggest countries in the world in terms of population.
You gotta root for these Dagestani guys. You just cant help it.I mean, they dont look like good people at the end of the day, being violent and corrupt and all. But they are like human diamonds when it comes to violence. Just complete top tier violent people and fighting is the one thing they are amazing at.
Whatever happened to that Maurice guy from season 28 of TUF?I didn't watch the season I just know that was he was some "fake nice guy" that as soon as he drank some Hennessy he started talk a LOT of shit only to get clocked by a 37 year old Spanish guy.
>>106293352STATE of those plastic bottled sugary drinksImagine not having wine with a fine diner
>>106293154Didn't Olivera just lose to a russian lol
>>106294192Don't be mad because you can't hold your liquor bitch boy
Does /heem/ play UFC 4?>Mfw I heemed twice by someone using Chuck Liddel.>tfw I was able beat one TJ Dillashaw and a Isreal Andesanya three times.What did EA mean by this?
>>106294643my cock in melanias mouth
name one good fighter with tattoos
>>106294731bodied by Hendricks and would get 48-47ed by Usman (all clean-skinned)next
>>106294723yeah im real glad im not a pure breed like you incestous stupid big lipped ugly looking ass soiboi literal incel
>>106294643Weren't you saying you recently did coke at a party a few threads ago?
>>106294084>potraits of people on the wallyeah that's not an A*glo schoolprobably rasha
does anyone know where i can go to discuss mma
>>106294972kicks and punches and rolling on the ground does not matterits all about mandrama unironically people who discuss mma seriously (intellectually exhaust it) have lower than 50% pick rates
>>106294972right on this D b
>>106294820No because her feet touched the floor before she dip them in
>>106294869your memes are stale just like your mothers fat hawlg
name one jorge beats usman in the heematch rematch
>>106294919>Coke is not bad for youIn what way exactly? You've taken it and you're still an annoying cunt
>>106295054By heem. If Dilbert can wobble him theres no way Masviduck cant go for the finish, esp after Usman said he wanted to heem him this time. Crotchsniffing fenceholding is the only way Marty can win this. Pretty dicey for him is he choses to trade like a real one.But Masviduck should fight Colby.
>>106295054With purr violins meng, last time was only 30 percent violins
>>106294637I do and just heem people with Conor and Gustafson
>>106295126Yeah, I want to see too
Masvidal heems Usman
>>106294637I wish that shit was out on pc I wouldn't even pirate it
>>106295256EA doesn't care about /box/ so it forces me to play UFC games.
>>106295258are they both dudes?
>>106294637How the fuck did someone beat my HW character using Tyson Fury of all people?!And they beat me by submission that shit was incredibly gay.
>>106295334UFC games are shit, play mortal kombat you shitter (anything after mk9 is shit)
>>106295258masvidal doesnt have powertill and kekren were flukes he got dropped with the first punch till threw
>>106295478he has the worst taste in fighters likes tony and omalley
Tiger Woods heem leggy
>>106295459Till was outclassed and Askren is a one trick pony. Honestly, Dana definitely cherrypicked these fights for Masvidal, I'm sure of it
Is Maurice Greene still fighting at HW?At the beginning of season 28 he came off as a decent guy but then he showed his true self when he starting drinking and trying to mess with the girls on his team and shit talking the foreigners on the other team.https://youtu.be/A782Gdi7GWMAlso got /heemed/ by an old ass 37 year old 6'4 Juan Espino.
>>106295545>ducked michael jockstrap twice>ducked khashit 47 times>ducked cerrone rematch after publicly agreeing to it>out-smarted by gayturd or fer sure a real 1
>>106295540fer sure dana wanted to get till heemed in his hometown
>>106295447Mortal Kombat is gay I'd rather play Injustice but I highly doubt they'll make anymore games for it considering the canon ending has Superman with Brainiac's upgrades getting dabbed on by fucking He-Man of all people.Does Bellator have any games?
Beautiful boxing Tony.
>>106295658Phoney ducked at 197 and 209, stupid shit
great haircut tony
Beautiful grappling Tony.
>>106295733so stupid, he didnt even try to force the grappling once this is what separates cans from elite
Beautiful wrestling Tony.
Beautiful scorecard Tony.
>>106295673He already "beat" Wonderboy in his hometown, so there was no ceremonial benefit. Plenty of fighters have lost in their hometown. Dana already made his money, and Till didn't even really draw there anyway.
El Cucuy will become champion later this year
Beautiful belt Tony.
Reminder Reddit Hates Tony Making Him /OurGuy
Beautiful grappling from the bottom Tony.
>>106295822im a son of a eurochad?thanks thats the nicest thing someone ever said to me on heem>>106295848bro i respect u an shit but they clearly wanted to make till vs kekren after he heemed masvishit
'at 'erb 'ean ault'
>>106295876Beautiful hairline and wife tony
This Mexican is based
>>106294381>You gotta root for these Dagestani guys. You just cant help it.Actually I can
>>106296042hes whiter and has thinner lips than you rape baby mutt
>>106294400>Those digits Also he's still in the UFC somehow won a last second submission against Gian Villante
>>106293846She's Brazilian. I'm not sure the rules are the same down there.
One last run.
tell me /heem/who was in Paris?
>>106296202what does this have to do with cage-fighting?
>>106296151Tony getting heemed by Cuckler
>>106296095How the hell did he still get a contract if he lost to a 37 year old guy from Spain?Maurice was so shit that he was lucky to not face that Roy Nelson looking dude on his team.
>>106296202ive never had sex
Do we finally know what was in Azaitar's bag?
>>106296251i was unironically a virgin up until 2 months ago, and its overrated
>>106296202gonna need a link b
>>106296265literally blood 70%
>>106296202amount of light?
thawlts on this beast of a record?
>>106296202When will they become portable and for purchase? Asking for a friend
>>106296354>no decisionsSounds based to me
>>106293166fighters dont care about this fagshit, you dumb pussy
>>106296151Tony has to win bros
>>106296284what was it like
>>106296151If Tony dabs on chandler I will finally boy him.
I would appreciate it if y’all would post .gifs instead of .webms since my iPhone can’t play those, thanks
>>106296541*heems iphone users*
>>106296499I bet it is.
How many times a day do you listen to Face the Pain?
>>106296486there was euphoria for 3 minutes of fucking and then it became tedious condoms are awful and take 60% of the fun out of it blowjobs are still amazing and the only thing i really enjoywalking back the house felt like a big weight was lifted but it didnt improve my overall mood as a wholeriding a jet ski for the first time or a dirt bike is more fun with that, theres like 15 minutes of euphoria
>>106296606so u admit tony sucks against wrestlers?
>>106296230It's Heavyweight lol if you're over 220 and can hit hard you'll be able to fight well into your 40s
*lactates in your thread*
>>106296646Did you pay for sex? Still seeing that woman? And how old are you
>>106296151Surely someone close to Tony has to tell him not to take this. What the fuck? He’s going to get fucking smoked
>>106296637I listen to it when I want to workout. Need the adrenaline boost
>>106296738He took boxing coaching from Eddie "rubber sphincter" Bravo, he is just that kind of retard.
>>106296703your picking cos he's wide hahah you really are a retardcandler is probably tony's best matchup in the top 5 because he's a gaslet
>>106292835>Nigeria 200 million people>Dagestan 3 million people
>>106296731yes i paid 19
>>106296863>he wins cos he widethis is the power soivanian mma analysis at least you've admitted that sperguson's grappling is shit that's definitely progress
>>106296738shhhh its ok, tony nap time
>>106296863What is your malfunction, do you hate every here?
How tall is Rogan?https://twitter.com/FreddieGibbs/status/1363931628003880960
>>106296907You're 19 and you felt the need to pay for sex? Jeez, no wonder you didn't enjoy it as much
>>106297059Which posters are based in your opinion
>>106296974talking about men's body shapes is literally he extent of your ability to analyse mma lol but I'll happily accept the concession that tony is a bad grappler
>>106297036what the hell? he looks like an actual midget there
>>106297143How about starscream
>>106297041it was a good experience im no longer that afraid of women
>>106296151>either tony puts himself right back into the title picture or is permanently flushed beyond repair. Tony......pls don't take your meds >WHERE"S YOUR WIFES BLACK SON??
>>106297191yh man for sure slovenia is really known as an intellectual centre of learning and culture not just a shithole full of gypsy prostitutes
>>106297196>im no longer that afraid of womenYou'll still spill spaghetti, where'd you find the bitch Skipthegames?
>>106297199That look of fear in his eyes still get's me.
>>106297299he was sharting more explosively than an obese american after a night of taco bell
wow Tony is really going to get heemed by Cuckler
>>106293537>censoring dicksThe eternal Anglo is ever scared and unsatisfied
>>106297358unfortunately most countries don't count a fleshlight made from cigarette packaging as "robotics programming"
sacrificing Tony for black history month wow
>>106297411a hue made that pic
>>106297478Tony Time BITCHES
>>106297495nothing compared to you guysthat's why we're speaking slovenian on this website rn :)
>>106297495>No mosque on the usle of manBasedu
>>106297495come out ye black and tans
cant believe I'm going to be rooting for Cuckler in a fightDana I kneel
Reminder that everyone on heem hates Slowvenia and he is the lowest quality stop giving him you The King has spoken
Bros, why won't Paulo practice his goddamm footwork.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOEqoaXg5GI&ab_channel=XcellentMMA
>>106297578indeed unlike slavs who were the original subhuman plague that infested europe
>>106297616You the father?
>>106296809>Nigeria 2 world champions>Dagestan 0 good fighters
>>106297616they say slovenia became like that because he found out his father posted on 4chando with this information what you will
>>106297616>The King has spokenthought you were never posting again b
>>106297425Sorry sweaty but McGregor is fighting Porier next, likely for the belt
>>106296202I'm lonely to the point of physical painThe prospect of robot wives is appealing to me
>>106297761no because slovenia is 100% subhuman because it's full of slovenians
>>106297803oh cool I post on biz as wellI'll show him some of your post about wanting to take bbc up the arse
>>106297771I wasn't gonna leave you kid heem need their King>>106297744Forever setheeing bongo
>>106297710You mean the American and New Zealander champions?
>>106297803does he share his bitcoin wealth with you?
>>106297199>>106297299how anyone can watch this and not see that GM3 was even shittier than usual do to being knocked out by Heinisch just months before is beyond me
>>106298005>STOP TALKING POSITIVELY ABOUT KHAMZAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>106298004Sweden that high? what?
>>106298065what positive thing is there to say about him?also that's a very gay image to make
>>106298004can't see slovenia on that list b>>106298005not everyone is high on copium
do i look like a bloke that messages blokes?
why is heem so gay
>>106298092>what positive thing is there to say about him?undefeated great wrestling ko powerwilling to fight bigger opponents
>>106298069it appears my superiority has led to some controversy>>106298100yeah not everyone is high on fanboy copium, for example me
>>106298114do sum bout itdo sum bout it m8 im rightz here
>>106298139>willing to fight
FUCK I forgot to dilate this morning
Schaubed myselfthought it was a fart until big brown poked his head outmade it to the toilet before any lasting damage could be done
>>106297196Why were you afraid of women before? Were you abused?
>>106298139>undefeatedagainst cans, that means fuck all in MMA>great wrestlingoutside of MMA and in a country with no wrestling culture currently, not relevant>ko poweragainst cans, even Leon KO's a can, it means fuck all>willing to fight bigger opponentsas long as they're cans so who cares
>>106298263>hurrr theres nothing to like about him>lists lots of things to like about him >hurr cansok mate keep coping
>>106298259never trust a Scuabf
who revved him
>>106298259>Schaub h8rs literally can't control their bowelsThis is why Schaub is successful and you aren't
>>106298297context matters and putting his "achievements" into context exposes how little they meanKeeping that in mind, I accept your concession
>>106298139>wrestling that is not a positive. and all those other things could also be said about jizzysanya, but you aren't praising him are you?
>>106298343>NO NO you can't just like khamzat I accept your concession
>>106298327imagine what CTE does to your bowels over time b
>>106298321this is fucking perverted as all hell, who let them air this on a kid's channel?
>>106298357>good wrestling not a positivemaybe if your a cazalso I like adesanya as a fighter I just think he has a shitty abrasive persona
>>106298377Schaub looking like a middle-aged Italian woman
>>106298363I accept your salt
which country in europe has the hottest women?
>>106298363you can do whatever you want, of course, it's just that doing this particular thing exposes you as a cazzieI accept your concession btw
>>106298382its a kids channel where'd you think all the pedos are ?
>>106298382(((Who))) do you think?
>>106298388Peon only memes elbows, be wary of him trying to clinch and thats all to worry about. Khamzat would have exposed that bum, too bad the Moroccunt is even worse
>>106298416huh>>106298418yh man it's just me it's not like anyone else is paying khamzat attentiontotally average mundane fighter
>>106298387Cumsplat also has an abrasive personaAnd unlike him Adesanya does not even support terrorism
>>106298387Yes, humping men on the ground is not a good thing. If you're on the ground you'd better be punching, kneeing, elbowing, or choking a nigga unconscious.
>>106298457khamzat is very active on the ground which is why every single one of his fights has ended in a finish inside 2 rounds
>>106297891They were born in Nigeria. No Dagestani born man has done shit in the UFC except Fathead.
>>106298417Tough call between Spain, Italy and France, but Britain definitely has the worst.
>>106298475who cares were they were born you dumb yard ape
>>106298448>it's not like anyone else is paying khamzat attentionyeah, the cazzies and muslims who like him because "he's just like me!!!!" arenot a great group to find yourself in
Derrick Lewis doesn't hit all that hard desu
>>106298513Shitskin detected. People care that you weren’t born in Britain you knuckle dragging ape.
>>106298509I quite like Scandinavians but spain could the shoutand yh british women can be quite grim but EU women love british men so we do ok
>>106293172come to rizin
>>106298475And why didnt they remain and become champions instead of running like cockoraches to the white man countries?
>>106298509I'd say spain, fersure b. Is it true french women don't shave armpits?
>>106298565What like Fathead did?I accept your concession btw
>>106298547ok keep shilling for nigerian superiority tyquan >>106298525I accept your concession
I invented fathead
>>106298589I accept your concession
>>106298548>EU women love british mendo we tell him?
luke rockhold's chin isn't all that bad desu
Can't wait for Peon to get starched by Belal "Remember the Shame (of losing to me)" Muhammad
>>106298589I don’t like Africa. I just hate Dagestan and if you shill for it you belong on Reddit. Two current champions were born in Nigeria and train in America, while only one fighter born in Dagestan has ever been good in the history of the UFC. He also trained in America, so you literally have lost this argument. It’s sad to see people seethe and whine after they get embarrassed like this. I almost feel bad for you.
>>106298640I can't wait for my next dream also
>>106298629tell me what? I've had a spanish girlfriend before b
>>106298588If America was here right now,, I’d take my boot off and throw it at him, and he’d better polish it up before he brings it back to me.
>>106298658>he's not the Belal "Remember to Train" Muhammad bandwangonwtf b
>>106298653ankalaev will be champ soon b will you keep seething this hard then?also nobody believes you aren't black
>>106298696I like Belal but Leon is simply on another level b
>>106298664why didnt it work out with her?
>>106298641are boob strikes legal in wmma? I genuinely don't know
name one thing to like about peon smegwards
>>106298640Blaydes = Schaub Realm'dPeon = Holy War'dTony = Blackeddivisions getting cleaned up nicely
>>106298742my friend had a dog named Leon and he was cool as shit
>>106298742EU women love british men
>>106298732whore very beautiful though so it was worth it
>>106298742he's a good MMA fighter
>>106298703>literal whoOkay let me know when that happens, shitskin. Until then, Dagestan is just a meme while Nigeria has two of the top 5 pfp fighters in the world. 100% NW European btw
>>106298757damn bro I bet all the spanish girls are drooling over peon smegwards bbc
>>106292935this, they may be Nigerian born but essentially they are American and Kiwi-made
>>106298791>100% NW European btw
>>106298742Nobody roots for him so he's one of us. See also: Cody 'Nolove' Garbrandt, Jon 'Bones' Jones and Al 'Ragin' Al' Iaquinta
I'm uncircumcised, feels good.
>>106298811cody is a based heemer while peon is a reddity little whiny bitch not good to compare them
>>106293126COOM CHADS CHECK IN
Dagestan is the most reddit place in the world
>Decision cans>Get heemed by a can>Hasn't fought since 2019
>>106298807If you’re only argument is that I’m somehow black while being entirely German, Scandinavian and British, then you really are a sad little shitskin. Notice how faggots that argue with me have less and less coherent things to even respond with? It must be so frustrating for you little unloved worms
>>106293593and Nigerian trained 0 shut your dumbass up
>>106298792Too busy drooling over Juan El guapo Espinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLGa4LuzjRc>>106298767why was she a harlot? what made you considered turning a hoe into a girlfriend?
>>106298878Dagestani trained 0
>>106298854Usman, Chimaev, Wondercan, and Le Fat Cuban Trump man are all significantly more Reddit than Leon. You're chatting shite pal
>>106298864>beheads trannies and fags >strict culture of physical training and masculinity>reddit extreme copium
>>106298854>based heemer>can't heem someone after 500+ strikes
>>106298929This image KILLS the DagestaniFag
>>106298909see >>106298962imagine being a smeg fan lol
>>106298929They are big repressed incels like r*dditors
>>106298973THE faceberg meme? yh bro that really got me I'll never post again >>106298904I was deceived
>>106298981Are you the Khabib bumboy bong that's in here all the time? Are you from Bradford?
>>106297216Fucks sake I know he does that little run to make people run into an elbow but its too fucking funny when they dont fall for it
>>106299031what happens in Bradford b
Permaban faggy bong and retardvenia
There’s literally nothing more Reddit than shilling for either Fathead or DC
/heem/ I want to /bet/ for the next Glory card and I cant find a good site, spoonfeed me pls
>>106298907retard, Khabib learned Sambo, Judo and Pankration in Russia
>log in to heem.com>spergs sperging out again, obligatory khabib talk, no mma discussionIt's all so tiresome lads. Can someone please just post heems?
>>106299109hes literally a pavement ape don't bother b
>>106299073she suck on my willy and it's quite delightful
>>106299097>>106299114Fuck I meant One, I have a site for Glory
>>106299109We’re talking about Dagestan not Russia sweaty :^)
>plesase PLEASE stop talking about khabib
>>106299127What do you mean by that? You’re still running with the I’m black thing? Because if so then calling a purely Anglo man black as some some of last resort is quite pathetic
>>106299095at every step of the way, DC was a role model and a leader
>>106299164Kek you better be fucking memeing
>>106299161>t. moon cricket
>>106299149stop posting selfies
The "Can't See" DC?
daniel "dead child" cormier
>>106299199I honestly rate DC as a better P4P than Stipehe managed to KO Stipe and give him good fights as an old, obese midgetwhile Stipe beating DC is honestly unimpressive, he's supposed to beat him
>>106299245I invented this
>>106299247>DC better pfp>Stipe beating DC twice was unimpressive because he was supposed toActual state of DC Fags
why are Brazilians such heartlets now?
I invented killing children
>>106299191Literally nobody knows what cazzie means or cares enough to ask stop including it in your seetheposts
>>106299268not a DCfag is just hard to call Stipe The "HW GOAT" when not only did he struggle with a retiring undersized obese manlet, he got KTFO by one
>>106299180You lost the story hard bro...
>>106299321Yeah after being eyepoked you fucking buffoon. He then proceeded to beat the shit out of him and knock him out in the rematch and beat his eyesight out in the trilogy. Why do people pick such weird and awful sides in arguments? We all saw Stipe retire mctummy twice in from of our eyes.
>>106293172I will Shutov her lights if you know what I mean
>>106299297I do it every time WMMA is on ESPN
>>106299298make sure the straps on your retard helmet are nice and tight, sweaty :)
>>106299395please do not imitate my posting style you dumb nigger
>shitpost twice>amerishart starts posting somone's 23 and me on heemholy shit you guys are easy
>>106299371Yes he is supposed to beat DC without struggling, just saying losing to DC harms his legacy as bad as GSP losing to Matt Serra
https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/2/22/22296101/felicia-spencer-vs-danyelle-wolf-targeted-for-may-22-ufc-eventremember that 37 year old boxer from the contender series? well shes 1-0 and they have matched her up with Felicia Spencer, the absolute state of WFW
>>106299395>Giving your DNA to big pharmaYou dun goofed b
>>106299407Hahaha holy shit that made the actual Amerimutts seethe. It’s okay faggot. You’re probably related to LeBron!
>>106299321only cazzoids think stipe is the hw goat
>>106299411What’s wrong with showing off my based genetics?
>>106299395>>106299407uh actually that's my posting style sweaty ;')
>>106299411>call some darkie a monkey>"meng he won't shut up"are you surprised what happens when you pour gasoline onto a fire as well?
>>106299443>needs a dna test to prove he's white do ameriburgers really?
>>106293160It was Dern all along shieeeeet I even had this pic on my old phone
>>106299446You faggots are pathetic
>>106299455>doesn’t take DNA test because he’s scared/knows he’s not whiteBongs really do.
Stop taking DNA tests, you're all my sons.
>>106296151>Tony trash talk the black kid before the fight and winGood
>>106299516I don’t give a fuck about Nigeria. The only point I made was that it’s a better source of MMA talent than Dagestan, which as I’ve shown is undeniably true. You and the other Fathead CockRiders got all uppity about this revelation and started trying to argue against basic common sense and logic. Very bad look. Meanwhile I won the argument AND the story AND made all of you feel not white enough. I call that a job well done.
>>106296151wait a sec, not too sure about this source lads
>>106299577Great image. I will be saving.
Tony has become a free title shot just like cowboy holy fuck
>>106299570all of the dagestani fighters trained in dagestan. usman and adesanya trained in america and NZ. the fact that you're too dumb to understand this lead me to be to believe you weren't white but I guess your just a megabrainlet
>>106299467I accept your concession
>>106299605Who has gotten a title shot off Cerrone?
>>106299606>all of the dagestani fightersWhat are you talking about? Who are these Dagestani fighters? You keep acting like there’s this crop of Khabib-esque prospects coming out of Dagestan but that simply not true. They all suck. Stop parroting the narratives given to you by Uncle Fester and look at the world around you.
>>106299467all my limbs are real though
>>106299642What the fuck does that even mean? Why is the shit talk on heem so bad today? Everyone forget to take their retard pills or something? If things continue like this ArgentinaBro and I will be completely unchallenged in shifting the narrative of future heem threads to whatever we like. You faggots are just too slow, too emotional and way behind the curve.
take of your glasses
>>106299689>Why is the shit talk on heem so bad today>today oh looool
>>106299663>actual fucking who’sMy sides are legitimately in orbit if you think this is some kind of fantastic rebuttal. Like actually laughing.
>>106299689lol you're fat as fuck
>>106299641Neither of them got a title shot because they fought Cerrone. I thought that was what you meant.
>>106299710I vicariously accept your concession.
>>106299689Heem has been terrible for ages, i only come fight night and occasionally randomly like now. The only people who regularly post here are miserable jobless spergs. Maybe I've just outgrown 4chan.
>>106299663They all have the same names wtf
>>106299420Is there any proof of these DNA companies selling your info to third parties? I wanted to try a 23 and me to see how much of my blood is actually Basque, but I worry about that kind of stuff.
>>106299704??Am I talking to an ai or something??“>x y z”“>z”“Oh lool”What the fuck does that mean? Are you mentally handicapped? Nobody in this thread is even coherent anymore. Very troubling indeed.
>>106299727Anyone over 25 needs to fuck off to another site
>Maybe I've just outgrown 4chan.damn and they heem wasn't funny anymore
>>106299736Even if there wasn't proof would you really trust some anonymous homos with your DNA?
>>106299740lol you're fat and obese
>>106299740take your retard pills bro
>>106299736Why wouldn't they? The people that you're giving the information to don't exactly believe in 'natural rights'.
>>106299740>doesn't understand greentextjust fuck off newfaggot
>>106299752I've found a better place to put my DNA anyways>>106296202
Remember to not Talk to Slovenia he is gay and crazyThe King has spoken
I think dagestani même partially comes from the fact they are produce elite wrestlersDagestani though are not well rounded as mma fighters. It is really fortunate for Khabib that nobody can stop his takedowns and most importantly his pressure. Without option to go the ground at will he is below average, also we never seen him facing adversity, he might get demoralised.Btw Porier, Justin, Connor they are all mentally gave up by 2-3 round and this is top lightweights. Fuck this division
Here's a heem sleepy https://www.instagram.com/p/CLlM4FcAo76/
>>106299798I ain't clickin that shit
How would zoomers do in UFC?
>>106299721>>106299726>2 Nigerian world champs>0 good Dagestani fightersThe Nigerian’s train in NZ and America, and are two of the top 5 pfp fighters in the world. The Dagestanis mostly train in Dagestan and are not good. You cannot lose an argument harder than these two bottomfeeders. This is the most pathetic attempt at discourse I have ever seen. Literally relying on calling me black and saying “I accept your concession” over and over because they have literally run out of coherent things to say. Why did you pick an argument you knew you would lose? Do you have a humiliation fetish or something?
no Dagestani could ever defeat Nigeria's own Kennedy "African Savage" Nzechukwu
I have a sensitivity to eggplant so one time I had eggplant with ramen and I became incontinent for the day sharting myself with steatorrhea
Gane heems Ngannou
>>106299783This I don’t mind crazy but being a faggot zoomer is just too much
>>106299809I've already accepted your concession no need to embarrass yourself further sweetie ;)
>>106299821>This I don’t mind crazy but being a faggot zoomer is just too much
>yeah b i browse /heem/ im one bad bad man
How good will hw Jones be against usada?
>>106299839That is what's up, thanks f a m it was bothering me all day
>>106299828There was no concession. There was just you failing to win or even present an argument. ConcessionPosting is the sign of an idiot faggot who can’t form any sort of coherent dialogue to argue their point, so they instead just copy middle-school level roasts from other people and think this makes them bulletproof. For the love of god, you have to go back.
>>106299858This is the most disgusting woman i have ever seen
>>106299864this is one of most reddit posts I've seen in a while also i accept your concession
>>106299870>Slovenia>taste in womenSorry fag, going to ignore your comment and you will NEVER be a woman.
>>106299864You can literally smell the fat autist who wrote thisPungentVery pungent
>>106299887>that faceFOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP POSTING
>>106299900Not my fault your only taste is in penis, faggot!STAY FUCKING MAD
>>106299917>mutts think this is attractiveOHH THE MADNESSThis is what men want
>>106299887She has uncomfortable vibe
>>106298629My wife is Dutch, can confirm eu women are moist for us.
>>106299928>the fag thinks his opinion mattersLike I said, STAY FUCKING MAD
>>106299928thats a man
>>106299933>wifeProof or it didn't happen
>>106299928>dat bulgedamn hunter justs flaunts it
>>106299942not everyone on here is a loser
>>106299875>>106299889“N-no ur reddit!!1!”“You handed out an irredeemable asswhooping of argument so you must be a fat autist! My brain can’t cope with you being this smart and also a normal person!!1!1”Life sure is great being the king of heem.
>>106299933How did you smuggle a goat from there to Bongastan?
>>106299958I accept your loneliness
New thread reminder>>>/xs/733>>>/xs/733>>>/xs/733>>>/xs/733>>>/xs/733>>>/xs/733
>>106299963damn you even got btfo by slovenia that's really badI accept your seethe and your concesion
>>106299806who won the story?
>POV: you just got handed an irredeemable asswhooping of argument
let the russian dog make it
>>106299983Accept the miserable, lonely, uneventful life you lead, bong. Accept that you are a nobody and can’t even win arguments on the internet, let alone in real life.
>>106299975Those fags think they are making a stand against posting on /heem/ all they did is show how heem culture will always be the most dominant, not only that, it's going to be Friday soon and that thread probably doesn't even have 200 posts yet.
>>106300003I accept your rage
>>106296791???rashad holloway was his boxing coach
>>106299928w-what's wrong with her pussy bros
>>106300025Imagine losing the argument and the story this badly
>>106292837JBJ and Jizzy