>Lap:#2113>Countdown to Allahu SnackBahrain GP:www.formula1.com(Scroll down for all session times)>Other Racing on Each Week, Pick Your Poisonhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1cdH5d8mOvpLKNp-2EtDmIX_DZaGYL6k0qRuSIQ_jV64/edit>Previous Thread:>>106283555>Winter Streamplayer.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1general>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Days Until 2021 Season Begins:33>Edd Straw, the status:Why is Daft Punk significant in the lore of Lotus>Number of F1 races since Williams last scored a point:27>2021 cars reveal dates:RedBull: Feb 23rdFerrari: Feb 26th (team)Mercedes: Mar 2ndAlpine: Mar 2ndAston Martin: Mar 3rdWilliams: Mar 5thFerrari: Mar 10th (car)>News:Alfa livery looks kinoNo point "wallowing about" on lost Red Bull F1 drive t. AlbonFerrari will recover "large part" of power deficit t. FredMika Salo breaks up with his girlfriend, they say his mood might alter the course of some races
>>106290048>RelentlessThis is a lie
>>106290048>Relentlessoh no no no no
JUJU
Kino race
>>106290092>>106290119
>>106290092Jewjew Noder
I can't even drive, am I allowed to watch F1 bros
is it just me who sees this shit
hope formula boomer is back at the aus GP this year, ideally with rubinho and fisi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St7343e_5nQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AArHSDHPcv0
>>106290168>being an adult who can't driveI will never understand
gimi
>>106290168You still can. Half the time the drivers don't know how to drive, either.
you're telling me Ferrari got 6th in the constructors,yet still earned more prize money than the others
>Grosjean testing for Indy in AlabamaHow long until he overdoses on Coca Cola and pork, the other white meat?
>>106290175yuros just take the trolley everywhere innit
>>106290175>>106290233Imagine being car dependent
>>106290168learn to drive friend, get a car that you like and go driveit's fun and relaxing, even therapeutic
>>106290168>tfw have a driver's license for 8 years now
>>106290245Easy to say that when your country is the size of a shoebox
>>106290274
>>106290217I remember Gimi mentioning that he though about giving NASCAR another shot if he's done with F1
i wish gas wasnt so fucking expensive here so you could actually take regularly joyrides and not get bankrupt
>>106290245(you)
>>106290245who ever said I was car dependent? I ride my bike most of the time since Im in a small towndoesn't mean driving isn't a skill that a functioning adult shouldn't have, it literally takes a week during the summer after 11th grade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGARVOq2xSY
>>106290048ffs finland >>106284000
>>106290327>overtax new cars so much they cost twice than what they cost in the countries they're made in>20 year old cars pollute more than new cars>overtax gas so people will stop driving old carsfucking commmunists
OH MY H*CKING GOD MATTY GALLAGHER IS DOING A CONTESTAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>>106290413>slides into your DMs
>>106290394>but what about all the people living outside cities who need cars>"the what now?"
Really sounds like this wtf1 guy is living in your heads absolutely rent free
>>106290441gotta agreedidn't even know who the fuck was until you cunts started posting him here, stop mentioning him ffs
>>106290441You seen the size of his nogging? Enough space for the entirety of /f1/ to take residency instead
>>106290441Shoo shoo Matt
>>106290441This is nothing new, /f1/ likes to obsess about whatever social media bullshit is going ont. boomer who's social media is 4channel
>>106290274It doesn't really have anything to do with size>>106290337Ah that sounds comfy>it literally takes a week during the summer after 11th gradeNot here, it takes most people like 6 months. How much does it cost over there?i fucking hate captcha so goddamn much
>>106290430desu that's the only reason we haven't gone full retard with cars yet, if we were a small densely populated nation like the netherlands or something cars would be gone already and F1 would be banned as material detrimental to the green socialist progress
If you're struggling for motivation today just remember that Matthew Gallagher is a nonce.
>>106290441oh rent will be paid alright.>insert gallagher-farage pic here
anything of note from the RB car reveal?
>>106290441we don't tolerate noncery around here
>>106290529I just imagined Carrie with Sophia's body (and the opposite).
>>106290571Then why even bring the noncery here in the first place?
>>106290569People who spent £50 didn't feel fulfilled.
>>106290615don't ever do that again.
>>106290072>>106290077I can go to thread >>78881224https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78881224/And click on links to a new thread 2113 times and get to this very thread.That is relentless and anyone saying otherwise is a fool.
It’s my birthday today, /F1/. I am 29 years old.
>>106290658Happy birthday, Amerifriend.
>>106290615>>106290644>he wasn't here for the face swaps
>>106290658how many /f1/-anons were born on Februari 23th? you're the second one already
Looks-wise, its>AlphaTauri AT02>Alfa Romeo Sauber C41![power gap]>Red Bull RB16B[another power gap]>McLaren MCL35M
>>106290667that pic is possibly even more kino than Vettee's firework pic. it only loses points because it isn't a Ferrari driver.
>>106290332Give them back
>2021... I am forgotten...
What is the most kino livery of all times, anons, and why is it the McLaren MP4-13's?
>>106290658happy birthday lad
>>106290688Ferrari will always be the most kino team of the sport but I think that picture outclasses it because it's (possibly) signaling the end of an era of only 3 cars being even capable of winning a race.Or atleast it got my hopes up.
>>106290692That is not even the best McLaren livery. Also pic related.
>>106290658
>>106290692well I don't know, but it is
>>106290715Kek thanks
>>106290692I can't narrow it down to one, but here's some that I hold in higher regard than the West McLarens>Canon Williams>Brawn BGP001>Marlboro McLaren>Vodafone McLaren>JPS Lotus
>>106290716I see at least 2 liveries in the back better than the Mclaren and I know there's a 3rd somewhere there
>>106290658Happy birthday man, 23rd of February gang
>>106290177Gimi has seen some shit
>>106290763
>>106290177Man's just embracing the Villeneuve baggy overall look
>>106290217Welp, he's already crashed
>>106290709>it's (possibly) signaling the end of an era of only 3 cars being even capable of winning a raceNah next season is gonna be MWL to a depressing degree
Kimi Räikkönen, SauberWhy my larger suit size is intentional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a72jpezpGosEdd Straw, The RaceThe clues from Red Bull’s guarded 2021 F1 car launch
>>106290794cam on grosjean explode sum focking legs
>>106290763No he just doesn’t know where he is
>>106290794
>>106290794fuck's sake man
>>106290802(you) >>106290745how about THIS
>>106290715USA USA USA
>>106290849kino
>>106290794how long till he fucks up his leg and just retires
>>106290794>Ambulance alreadyBruh is he for real
>>106290794>GrosjeanGrosejean>GrosjeanGrosjean>GrosjeanGrosjean
>>106290840who is that ya nonce?
>>106288021Seem they might actually be slightly
>>106290883why do you want to know nonce?
>>106289365
>>106290910Kwab i guess
>>106290794The absolute state
Beneddon :DDDDDDDD
Grosjean was around 1.1 seconds off the pace of the fastest testers. He proceeded to stuff the car into the nearest tires. I hope that's not an omen for his sake.
>>106290794f1 imports OUT
>>106290981he is your problem now lololol
>>106290413Based Matty forcing all those zoomers to get a nicotine addiction just so they can win a plastic toy wheel.
>>106290794He's going to kill a man this year. There's about 70% chance that man is himself.
>>106290981>>106291025Have fun dealing with the most frustrating driver from the past decade of F1
>>106290794how the fuck do you crash the car into the INSIDE midway through turn one there? it's literally a giant right-turn carousel
>>106291077Can any /f1/ technical autists tell me what's new with the car. I don't see much other than the bargeboard/rear diffuser regs and the slightly new nose.
Heh....my boy Romain....he just needs more time
>>106291097Same way you crash into an armco barrier on a quarter mile straight>Be Grosjean
>the 34 year old Indy prospect
>>106290794SOLVE STATUS?
>>106291097Well, it's Grosjean. That's how.>crashes under the safety car>crashes into an Armco at the "wrong" angle and almost dies>kamikazes half the grid at La Source>Retires 8 times in one season while his teammate didn't retire once
>>106290794Bruhhh
>>106291142He's like a puppy whose foot has been stepped on in that picture.
>>106291181Man I'm going to miss Grosjean. He was like a those Thwomps and Goomba's in Mario Kart.
I hate albanians
>>106291114The rear wing endplates are a bit different (can't see in that pic) and the mandatory floor size decrease.Given the cars are a carryover with a token allotment, we shouldn't expect to see too many differences.
>>106291204Everyone loves a driver that just pisses off the grid every once in a while>Maldonaldo>Blyat>Fatjohn>KmagIt's always fun when they're in the mix to prey on unsuspecting carbabbies
I hate spaniards
>>106291287thistbqh. fuck alonso and that greasy paki sainz
I despise angl*
I hate anyone not from the western hemisphere
good posts
>>106290092Wait... You're not Brazilian....
@106291323Crash again Romain
One of the most frustrating things about Grosjean was that every once in a while he'd show that he was capable of being a good driver. A P2 in Canada 2012. Consistent podiums in 2013. A fluke in 2015. Having to deal with driving the shitbox Haas for 5 years. After a good result, you'd think "oh maybe the team hired him for a good reason". And then he'd fucking crash again, for entirely preventable reasons.
I hate everyone in the southern hemisphere minus aussies and kiwis
>ynr fatjohn crashing in the fucking pitlane at silverstone
>Grosjean is about ready to head back on track @BarberMotorPark. Should get one more run in before the lunch break.He's still at it
i hate amerifats
>>106290048Aa
I like people from all over the globe
>>106291364The Gina poster ain't bad, even if he does dump his Gina collection a bit too often
>>106291371Even the brown ones?
>>106291371Good lad, have a Greggs
>>106291362>He went back for moreFat John is definitely an adrenaline junkie, right?
>>106291387Yeah they're alright
I only like Sandgropers
>>106291262>>106291114that’s the rb15
>>1062906927up Jordan
>>106291342Can't wait for Netflix to spin his Bahrain crash as Kvyat being evil. Daniil never got featured once in the series, 100% sure they'll spin him as some fucking asshole out to get rid of Romain.
I just realised it's 2021
>>106290794Fuck cripples
>>106290692For me it's the Kronenbourg Larousse
>>106290658Happy birthday
>>106290692This one-off Star Wars RB. Brilliant move to even make the pit crew wear stormtrooper helmets.
>>106290658Happy Birthday.t. fellow boomer
>>106290658Happy birthday fellow 92'er
Why were the 90s so fucking based.
>>106291501i see you are chlop kulturowy
>>106290252>it's fun and relaxing, even therapeuticdepends on where you livehere driving is anything but therapeutic, can't pass 100 meters before a moron does something stupid
Thanks for the birthday wishes anons
>Russell and Ocon 2022 Merc seats confirmed.
>>106291722Because it was before the Internet turned everyones brains into shit and exposed the human condition.
>>106291845happy birthday- get any nice presents from family or friends?
>>106290794No fucking way
>>106291868>No Ham>Russ in Merc>Gasly in AlpinKino
>>106291884I got a cast iron skillet and I think I’m getting something /F1/ related from my brother but it’s in the mail still.
>>106291845i hope it was your last
https://youtu.be/LaVc0MBPFNwListening to this has become part of my morning routine
>>106291928we don't use that kind of language here norjafriend
>I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from this abyss, and, in their struggles to be truly free, in their triumphs and defeats, through long years to come, I see the evil of this time and of the previous time of which this is the natural birth, gradually making expiation for itself and wearing out.
>>106291980>I see the lives for which I lay down my life, peaceful, useful, prosperous and happy, in that England which I shall see no more. I see Her with a child upon her bosom, who bears my name. I see her father, aged and bent, but otherwise restored, and faithful to all men in his healing office, and at peace. I see the good old man, so long their friend, in ten years' time enriching them with all he has, and passing tranquilly to his reward.
>>106291993>I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. I see her, an old woman, weeping for me on the anniversary of this day. I see her and her husband, their course done, lying side by side in their last earthly bed, and I know that each was not more honoured and held sacred in the other's soul, than I was in the souls of both.
>>106291993>>106291980>>106292014All the stories I've been toldof kings and days of oldBut there's no England now
>>106292014>I see that child who lay upon her bosom and who bore my name, a man winning his way up in that path of life which once was mine. I see him winning it so well, that my name is made illustrious there by the light of his. I see the blots I threw upon it, faded away. I see him, fore-most of just judges and honoured men, bringing a boy of my name, with a forehead that I know and golden hair, to this place-- then fair to look upon, with not a trace of this day's disfigurement --and I hear him tell the child my story, with a tender and a faltering voice.
>>106292032>"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."
new tyres
>>106292065old tyres
>>106292032All the wars that were won and lostSomehow don't seem to matter very much anymore
Am I the only autist who prefers scrolling the whole thread manually instead of actually clicking onto the replies hyperlinks ? Makes me lose a shitload of time but I can't help it. Been on here since 2015
>>106291566So is that beautiful nigga ever coming back? I can't take it anymore, bros.
>>106291566has he said anything about MIGG ?
>>106290779Maybe he's getting fat like JPM
>>106292134>2011+10>not reading the whole thread before postingI Shiggy DiggyJokes aside, I always read full threads. If I want to see a reply to a post right away, I just highlight them, I don't click them. Never did.
>>106292134You're just French
>>106290779
Fumando Alonso
>>106292348
after playing Grid 2 i then realized that there's literally no excuse to not put the 2020 tracks in F1 2020they have Istanbul in F1 2010 and 2011Nurburgring in 2013Imola also in 2013and Algarve in Grid 2 literally the only thing they had to do was put in the next-gen shit,it's the same engine after all
>>106292168>Costanza was 10 years agofuck
Edd Straw, The RaceWhy it's important to get your vaccine before attending a race
>>106292348pinches perroflautas
>you WILL wear the helmet>you WILL slow down to let drivers on a fast lap pass you by>you WILL NOT move under braking
>>106292065is this from the RB15 shakedown Perez did?
>>1062913741 out of 320 million
>>106292431>pinches perroflautas¿Que quiso decir?
>>106292400Vaccines are for nonces, sir
>>106292488from a test that sainz and leclerc did at jerezhttps://twitter.com/pirellisport/status/1364273277326274561
>Racing Etiquette? What's that?>What does this blue flag mean? I thought we were racing, why do I have to let him through?>Of course I blocked him heading into the corner! Why would I want to let him pass?>What's a chicane?
>>106292573Holy based
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you can't move under braking into the Bus Stop chicane! Do you know how dangerous that was! Now the poor trackjannies have to clean up YOUR mess from the track!>That's a one-race ban for YOU, MISTER!>You're bringing the sport into disrepute!
>>106292560how do you pronounce Jerez? for me it's Hh-erh-eth
Seb! Surge when?
>>106292134But the hyperlinks makes it much easier to follow the discussion between those anons?
>>106292708Jeremy
>>106292727This
>>106292716soon
>>106292708Heh-res
>>106292708herez
>>106292708Djerez
>>106292708dza-reth
>>106292708Gareth
>>106292348Nonce
post an F1 moment from the 2000s that most folks ITT will have forgotten (or be too young to have watched in the first place):>ynr Montoya getting hit by Monteiro at Turkey 2005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSkAH0dl7hA>Juan Pablo Montoya was running second on the penultimate lap when he clashed with the Jordan of Tiago Monteiro, damaging his diffuser. On the next lap Montoya ran straight ahead at Turn 8, allowing Fernando Alonso to pass him. This meant that instead of reducing Alonso's championship lead by 4 points, race winner Kimi Räikkönen only took 2 points out of the Spaniard's title lead.
>>106292839Here's the 2005 Turkish GP in full if you want to remember the way things used to be:>https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2692rm
>>106292716Trust the planAll according to KeikakuLionofSingapore will roar again
>>106292348Fumando Porralonso
>>106292134>since 2015
>>106292134I read the thread from bottom to top
>>106292708jezza
>>106292882Seb and Ricciardo made a good move considering the oncoming budget capwhile Mercedes and Ferrari might struggle with having to spend wisely Aston and Mclaren will do fine as they're used with a lesser budget
>>106292943>while Mercedes and Ferrari might struggle with having to spend wisely Aston and Mclaren will do fine as they're used with a lesser budget>Mercedes>struggle>implying Merc will ever be kill
>>106292943used to a lesser budget*
>>106292943i'm convinced that Ferrari, Mercedes (and Red Bull, to a lesser extent) will get up to all sorts of shady shit to hide how much money they're actually spendingcreative "Hollywood" accounting like the big movie studios do to hide how much box office a movie makes
Seb! surge
>>106292967i want to fucking believeno domination lasts forever
>>106292727I know right ? But I just can't help it>>106292895>>106292168Those answers show much differences between culture and uses of 4chan threads. Waiting for a few more answers to enlarge the spectrum, then I'll make a poll for the sake of /f1 sociology
>>106292560>>106292065doesnt look as bad as i expected
state your name cuz
>>106292708Yi-retz
>>106293030Thomas
>>106292980It's not even shady desu>Ferrari builds offices for Haas literally next to Ferrari's factory>Sends his engineers working there>Said engineers """forget""" to close the blinds while giving a very detailed presentation of said upgrades>Enrico Cardile is passing by>"Mamma mia, that looks-a like a good idea, let usare that for the 2022 car"
>>106290168>I can't even driveRoughly one third of the grid can't either, you are fine.
>>106291274I hope based Mazepin can fill this role
>>106293030Alejandro
>>106293001I want to believe too. But Mercedes are going to continue to run the tables. The FIA won't do shit. And if they did anything it would probably be so drastic it'd kill the sport. Mercedes are the the Buyern of F1.
>>106293049>FIA INSPECTOR FOUND DEAD IN SICILY
>>106293030miles cockburn
To cope with his lack of speed Alonso will do plenty of virtue signaling like kneel and talk dirty about Mazepin change my mind
>>106292708Fred
>>106293019French anon, I'm watching a legal/crime/police procedural French tv show at the moment called Spiral ('Engrenages' is the name of the show on French TV) and the prosecutor and judge in the show are ordering the police about telling them what to investigate, telling the police which office should lead the investigation etc.Is this not a bit of a bizarre system of criminal justice? The people who will try the case are also the people telling the cops how to conduct their investigation. Open to loads of abuse, I bet.
>>106293089Another suicide? Damn.
>>106293083goat
>>106292967The exact same post could have been written about Ferrari in 2006. There was no end in sight, and look where they are now. Bottom of the pack.
>>106293109>>106293089>>106293049>Another suicide? Damn.Yep, he killed himself with three shots to the back of his own head. Tragic stuff.Monsieur Leclerc has sent his condolences to the family...
>>106293109Suicide by multiple gunshots in the back of his head
>>106293030Aleksandar
>>106293138Yeah, same with Red Bull. I used to believe they would win every championship.
>>106293106>s this not a bit of a bizarre system of criminal justice?Sweet summer child, mate. Nowhere on this planet a justice system can be found, they all are LEGAL systems which can and will be abused in a way or another.
>>106293030Ray, Ray Swarr
>>106293147Brother
>>106293106Prosecutor =/= Judge
>>106292943While that is probably true, the budget rules won't really be felt until 2023 and beyond.The big teams still can spend shitload of money on the 2022 regs and test every single idea they have
>>106293143Cheeky pre-season kill from sharl huh
>>106293030MANS TRYNA CALL ME A SIM DRIVER
>>106293156i mean,it was vettee who carried Red Bull while wobbler didn't even get runner up
¡Arriba!
>>106293188but it's still very strange for the prosecution to tell the police "I want you to investigate this, this and this, and i want this person to head up the investigation", no?If a lawyer or Queen's Counsel tried to tell the police how to conduct their work in this country, the police would turn around and tell them to get to fuck.
>>106293254It was the same when Vettel and Raikkonen were beating Bottas
>>106293177mi hermano
>>106293281RB helmets are ugly, Perez helemts are uglyI expected no less of a monstrosity from their combination
>Bobby Shmurda arrested in 2014>First Merc Championship in 2014>Bobby Shmurda detained 2014-2020>Merc consecutive championships 2014-2020>Bobby Shmurda released on parole in 2021>____ Championship in 2021Perhaps...
>>106293106Well the show shows the dark side of the coin but if abuse there is, advocates of both parties (attack and defence) can appeal, then it can go to a bigger court which treats more important and general affairs. I don't really know that much about our legal system and how the three powers are actually divided in practice. Our justice is supposedly independent, while police is part of executive power, so I guess it's a smart counter-power. For example, one of our former presidents (Nicolas Sarkozy), is accused to have actively interfered with that division of powers asking for informations about the investigations around his campaign fundings while he was still mandated. (he even could have been partially funded by feu dictator Muammar Khadafi)
>>106293311nah
I just hope Migg will wear a Michael tribute helmet at Spa
>>106293308But it has the Italian flag with a weird logo on top of it. So, it's not too bad.
>>106293359Thanks for the detailed answer.Not trying to claim that the British legal and criminal justice system is perfect (it isn't) but I'd far rather be accused of a crime here than across the channel in France.
>>106293030Kimi-Matias
>>106293308>>106293281I think in the contrary he really emulates the mexican street advertising style
>>106293030Heinz Harald
>>106293030Scott Speed
>>106293527Scott what happened after F1? Is it true you changed your name to Ryan Slow?
>>106293573s-ss-shut up
>>106293527>>106293573>Ex-Formula 1 Driver, GRC Champ Scott Speed Suspended From iRacing Over Intentional Crashes
>>106293436Our procedures take a really long time and can be pushed in appeal a few times before it achieves, so unless you're accused of something bad enough to feel the need to contain you in prison, you'll take your fee/ sentence in 5 to ten years, if no more. Plus our prisons are overpopulated so a lot of delinquents are set free after a few months. We can't count the number of times we asked ourselves after a sexual/islamist crime "what the fuck was he free ?". Not that I advocate that much for punitive justice or prison, but the system is a bit broken, and in favor of criminals I think
>>106293030Tomás
>>106293030Pauline
>Laurent Mekies becomes deputy TP for Ferrari>Inaki Rueda, already head of strategists, promoted to sporting director2025 is Ferrari year
>>106293147went to school with a maco named aleksandar. proper wog cunt. bought a suburban mcmansion, with full concreted front and backyard, lion statues and all white interior, including furniture at 19 from peddling steroids and other drugs and daily drives an R33 skyline.
Feel like Ferrari will fight for wins this season
>>106293619Based, showing these zoomers that their precious esports are nothing more than video games for babies.
>>106293709la, this image doesn't exist for no reason
>>106293683>Inaki Rueda, head of strategistsHow does he still have a job. Ferrari's strategy has been fucking garbage since 2019
>>106293030Alfonso Antonio Vicente Eduardo Ángel Blas Francisco de Borja Cabeza de Vaca y Leighton, XI marqués de Portago
>>106293683Is it just me or Laurent gives the creepy-guy vibes?He seems shady for some reason
>>106293751>since 2019Ehrm, >Strategi Regretti has been a thing way longer than that>>106293783He's French, but I'm ok with him for now
>>106293749based
>>106293751>forgetting about Abu Dhabi 2010
>>106293783he reminds me of the kind of dork who'd be doing movie reviews on Youtube that get like 500 views
>>106293751Domenicali kept his job after 2010 so, go figure.
>>106293783He gives off "Music Teacher in High School that gets arrested several years after you graduated because it turns out he's fondled and groped several underage women" vibes
>>106293859Not his fault if some nonce couldn't get past a Russian
>>106293817>>106293844>>106293859Strategi Regretti was spotty over the course of the past few years, but after Arrivabenis and Marchionne were out of the picture Ferrari's strategy department went into shambolic levels of dogshit decision-making
>>106293858>ze Leon ze Profeshional is a thought provoking movie, hon
Polish women are ________
>>106290794wat
>>106293942While I believe 2012 season was entirely Alolso's fault, it's a fact that Abu Dhabi's strategy was a mess, even Binotto said it in a recent interview, 10 years after the event.
>>106290794NOTHING
>>106293989Didn't know Polish women were into shitposting
>In 2011, Rueda was appointed Chief Strategist of Lotus F1 Team, a role in which he kept until 2014. He then transferred to Scuderia Ferrari as the Head of Race Strategy.[2][3]Lotus strategy was shit during 2012 and 2013.
why can Tiger drive a golf ball a long distance but he can't drive a car without crashing?Are Golfers the virgins to the F1 driver Chads?
>>106294056IS
>>106293950Understood, we are looking
>>106294072SOLVE
>>106294070>MURRAY WALKER"...and there's no damage to Tiger's car.....except to the car itself."
>>106293989my brain hurts
>>106294070Probably was taking dick pics while driving.
guys do ya recall this ?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOtmWxqN1fY
>>106294070>>106294117>Looks like some massive retardation there.
>>106294117>"There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on it's side."
>>106293989What the fuck
>>106294172I remember this from playing too much Need For Speed: Carbon during my childhood
>>106294172of course, a commonly played song on the music channels back in the day. but seriously, guys do ya recall THIS??guys do ya recall this ??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4
>>106293989She read Button's book and then tricked him into paying for her meal at a restaurant, and he's not the first F1 driver she has done that to.
>>106294117>>106294180That's in the rough, might take a one-stroke penalty here.
>>106294246he'll miss the rest of FP3, but will they be able to fix the car for qualifying?
>>106294227that's the ref I was calling>>106294233we don't have the same based radios here man. I remember your song but from an age I couldn't appreciate that clip
>>106293989Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>106294070>why can Tiger drive a golf ball a long distance but he can't drive a car without crashing?Liquor, lots and lots of liquor
>>106294233Yeah, it was overplayed as fuck
>>106294372Auf Englisch Hans!
>>106293683Will Binotto wake up tomorrow with SF1000's front wing in his bed?
>>106294476Kek, good one.
>>106294233I hate this song, the video's much better on mute.
>>106294372The way Aldona tells it, she popped her bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg.
>>106294436It's an ancient meme, well over a decade old
>>106294620It's older than me, it seems.
>ynr /f1/ visits /147/
>>106294476or the contendent part of the halo up his ass ?
>>106294476
List of drivers who DIDNT win for Ferrari>Vettel>Alonso>Massa>Barrichello>Irvine>Alesi>Berger>Prost>Mansell>Alboreto>Johannson>Gilles Villeneuve>Tambay>Pironiand it goes on and on and on and on
>>106294656Still bummed they didn't adopt the Edd I gifted them
>>106294476Disturbing and uncalled for
>>106294698You can add these frauds to the list
>>106294701Ungrateful stick stroking cunts
>>106294070He hasn't done anything interesting for some time now, good to see him back.
>>106294698>Gilles VilleneuveIt still hurts, bros.
Indycar update Hello friends, I posted a few weeks ago about how I thought Grosjean and friends would fare and my thoughts on Indycar in general.Today Grosjean tested at Barber Motorsport park, a very ‘British GT’ esque track ala Oulton or Donnington. Reports say he was over 1 second off pace by the end of his session which ended in the wall following a spin out of turn one. This was several laps in so cold temperatures but warm tires were factors. For benchmark 2 years ago Alonso tested the same circuit a few tenths off of the previous seasons pole position set by Joseph Newgarden. Formula E prodigy Felix Rosenqvuist was a respectable .8 seconds off pace in a McLaren. Still recovering from a broken hand at the time. Ericsson was .6 seconds off pace with the Chip Ganassi team in a seat that has traditionally been a jobber to the partner car driven by Scott Dixon. Anyway, it’s just a test but Alonso Did quite well vs the usual rookies who can come from the feeder series or from F1 and F:e or NASCAR and sports cars. Nothing we didn’t know really but interesting.
>>106294070Tiger Woods' agent says he has sustained "multiple leg injuries" and refuses to comment on speculation that Mika Salo will stand in for him at The Masters
>>106293030Simon
ocon this year
>>106294698Alonso won the 2007 WDC for Ferrari, in a certain way.
>>106294791I'd love to see the tears if Sainz somehow won for Ferrari before Trulli 2
>>106294882I'm still shocked that Alonso didn't know about the fix.
>>106294882Is he dumb? He got lucky he managed to bin it but flooring it out of the turn most of the times just spins you and no SC is needed
>>106294882Alonso cheating again?
>>106290294He did some truck series races years ago
>>106294900You are a faggot, in an uncertain way.
>>106294698>not adding Regazzoni
>>106294986kek
>>106294932>I'm still shocked that Alonso didn't know about the fix.>Alonso didn't know about the fix.>didn't know
>>106294986>McLel faggots madStay winless
>>106294932I bet he knewCurious to know how Nelson Piquet father felt about that
>>106294986Why did i read this in Jeremy Clarkson's voice
>>106295055Don't you have anything better to do Carlos ?
This Tiger Woods car crash and his potentially amputated legs has got me thinking:When was the last time an F1 driver's career was ended by a non-F1 accident? (Kubica doesn't count because he came back)
sexf1
>>106294900>Alonso won the 2007 WDC for Ferrari, in a certain way.what level of mental gymnastics is this?
>>106295194Love a bit of Pinkham if you know what I mean
>>106295055I hate McLel you idiot. But I like Zak Brown.
>>106292134I do the same thing, anon. I even scroll through the catalog to find the thread instead of using the search function
>>106295167I would have said Michael but he left before the accident.
>>106295045>>106295060He totally didn't know, right? I wouldn't doubt a fren.
>>106295167Zanardi?
>>106295167Nannini? He was the bloke in the chopper, right?
>>106295221This. 'ate McLaren'ate the driversluv Zakluv Andreassimple as
>>106293989a pole that good doesn't english haver that it have to be
>>106295219explain
>>106293030Jacques
>>1062951942, 3, 1(middle is Sarah-Jane Mee and she's a top, top MILF in my opinion)
>>106295045Who is this demon of semen?
>>106295194kill marry fuck
If Tiger Woods was a racing driver he would be called Tiger Vrooms.
>>106295465If Tiger Wood was a baked goods salesman he would be called Tiger Greggs
Howdy pardners. Can y'all tell us where the white semen is at? Them hapa babies won't father 'emselves, you know?f1 car vroom
>>106295465If Tiger Woods was a porn actor he would be called Tiger Woods
>>106295528If Tiger Woods was a professional getter of digits on a Vietnamese Knitting Board, he'd be called Tiger Dubs
If Tiger Woods was into survivalism, he would be called Tiger Innawoods.
>>106295555Hello young ladies. If you book some flights to Brazil I'm sure there's a young man there who would be happy to donate his sperm to your cause.
If Tiger Woods was a Polish city he'd be called Tiger Łódź
>>106295555mkf checked
If Tiger Woods was a gang leader prominent in multiple cities his name would be Tiger Hoods
>>1062955551,3,2
If Tiger Woods was an item intended to satisfy human wants he would be called Tiger Goods
>Tigar Shuma
If Tiger Woods was an masturbation addict he would be called Tiger Cooms.
>>106294173kek
Vetteebros...
If Tiger Woods was an NPC in a Bethesda RPG set in a Scandinavian-type environment he'd be Tiger Belongs to the Nords
>>106294070he's like half chink, right? That's why.
>>106296032Dios Mio, El golflino..
>>106296032>>106296126La creatura
We all know who's going to win the championship but which shitter are you rooting for? Me, I just hope Mick can do decent and score some points. I don't want him to become another famous driver's failed son.
>>106296304Yeah I'm hoping Migg is somewhere between Nico Rosberg-tier and Nelson Piquet Jnr-tierHopefully he's not Jo Lee and Palmer-tier
>>106292065lookin slick
>>106296253
>>106293030Tomáš Enge
COME ON YOU SHRIMPS
bros i miss bossberg
>>106296304MAZ and LAT, MAZ for being based as fuck and forced to drive under some ranbow flag and LAT for being as good as his over-hyped team mate in races.
>>106296528Is this Williams?
>>106296528based shrimpiesdo you get league 2 games on telly? assuming you lot are still barred from attending matches
>>106296528>The shrimpsAre they all manlets too?
>>106296528NOTHING beats turning the game around in injury time. NOTHING<<<< meanwhile, in my manor...
>>106295167José Carlos Pace
>>106295167who's the driver (ex-driver by the time he died, probably) who died in a speedboat race or something?
>>106290175Citycuck, takes the bus everywhere
>>106296579>>106296633Games are shown on the ifollow streaming service.It's £10 a match (which between 3 of us watching is good value) but season ticket holders get home games free.So we have a laptop connected to the TV and watching them that way.Have the last 5 minutes. The commentary is so bias it makes Crofty blush.https://streamable.com/22f8do
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/917808635?sr=a&t=4620sMika Salo reveals that Ferrari engines were forced to drive with limited power as a punishment for earlier engine that was deemed illegalalso spoils the next season by saying that the "same guys will win"
>>106296733kek, those accents.>nuuurgh muurgh than we disuuurv>wiv dun enuff to disuurv uh druweh>let's av it cuuuum aaaahn!Love it. Good luck for the rest of the season.
>>106296686pironi. he had already crippled his legs before that though.>>106296733£10 and there are 30+ games? fuark
If Tiger Woods was a type of baked good he would be a Tiger Loaf
>>106291993sauce on this fluid druid? is that Kelly Piquet?
>>106296761>also spoils the next season by saying that the "same guys will win"Oh no, I was excited to watch 2021 to see what team would be on top this year, now there's no point watching if he spoilt the winner.
>>106296761Based Miga Salo bringing the 100% true inside scoop
>>106296929>Wanting to skip BWL
>>106296892>pironi. he had already crippled his legs before that though.Yeah that's the fella.Just reading about his 1982 season now, seems like he probably would have deserved the championship more than Keke had he not wrecked his legs and gone on to finish the season
>>106296956kek
based?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGARVOq2xSY
>>106296992Not as based as this
>>106296925>sauce on this fluid druid? is that Kelly Piquet?it is indeed
>>106296929>>106296956the ferrari thing was new to me, though. he also said Fefe and Alfa Romeo will be significantly faster this year due to the penalty being lifted
>>106293106Anglo common law best law
>>106297054Kek, she really looks like a female Max in that bottom left pic.
If there was a forest inhabited by an unusual large amount of big cats, it would be dalled the Tiger Woods.
>>106297091true. still fapped
mika salo ajeli kuin hottentotti tojotalta potkut otti
This is Pierre Gasly's ex (who still follows him on social media, likes all his posts, and cried on her Instagram story when he won the Italian GP).Give her a rating out of 10.
>>106296892Well 46 games but as I said half of them are free for season ticket holders. So it works out at £230 to watch every match.If your 23 or under it's cheaper to buy the cheapest season ticket (£150) than pay £10 a match.
>>106297230genuinely a 5, maybe 6 after a few pints
Would you date a single mom who's 8 years older than you and lives fuckton of miles away?
>>1062972308/10
>>106297060>the penalty being liftedI thought the limited power was just he result of the FIA forcing them to rebuild an 100% legal engine, but it's completely artificial and they are lifting it?
>>106297155>hottentottiI don't speak finnish, but I recognize that word
>>106297230cute and loyal. would smack the shit out of
>>106297230slag/10
>>106296528*blocks your path*
>>106297230grazie rag8zzi/10
>>106297230Caterina is a nice, cute and loving girl
>>106297259I'm not that desperate, so no.
>>106297230absolutely critically important to nail, wall approaching fast/10
>>106297259no mate, get a grip
>>106297328Che tipo di persone hanno il cognome "Zannini" in Italia?
>>106297230Not sure if its the angle or just her face but she looks pretty retarded
>>106297294Do you think he's had a go with Kelly yet?
>>1062972306
>>106297301*Goes in dry with no remorse*
>>106297259How hot/willing to fulfil any weird kinks is she?
>>106297248ah, it's 23 then. thought your leagues played like 65 games
>>106297405yeah >we're fucking dogshit
>>106297259Date, no. But do really nasty things to (film it ofc) for a while and then move on to the next, sure, done it many of times.
>>106296761So Ferrari engines had restricted fuel flow thus the engine power couldn't be maximized?Meaning they won't even make a new engine this season but just upgrade the current one and have normal fuel flow?Basically >>106293710I might be right
>>106297273Nah, according to Miga the engine is still the same illegal engine with a lowered fuel intake, and for next year, they're allowed to use it at full power again. I'm genuinely concerned if he's allowed to talk about this stuff publicly on Twitch.
>>106297473>film it ofcyou can't just say things like that and not post it
>>106297453I was at that 2015 game.Your fans almost destroyed that corner of the ground out of rage.You still went up in the end but hearing some guys rented out a fucking private plane to come to the match...That was funny.
>>106297520>Nah, according to Miga the engine is still the same illegal engine with a lowered fuel intake, and for next year, they're allowed to use it at full power again.Then what? The other teams are going to throw a fit again and it will "banned" again?
>>106297376I thought it was a Naples last name because I know a bunch of people that have it and are from there, but apparently it's an Emilia Romagna name.But she has double one so she is probably from former nobility family
you foreigners with the weird things in your alphabet like ö, á, é, í, ó, ú, ü, ñ, ł etc, are they included on your standard keyboards & touchscreens or do you have to download specialised software and mod your devices?
>>106297520>I'm genuinely concerned if he's allowed to talk about this stuff publicly on Twitch.>implying he isn't untouchable for every single alphabet agency from FIA to KRP
>>106297617You can install a foreign keyboard on your phone and find out yourself.
>>106297586Thank you for your expertise.>But she has double one so she is probably from former nobility familyPic related is her parents' house, which adds credence to this notion
>>106297617
>>106297555it's a tough gig being a southend fan. We're so desperate for 'talent' we've even taken back Nile Ranger
>>106297617ä ö ü ß are on our keyboard. And y and z are swapped compared to english keyboards, because the z gets used in german fairly often and was a pain in the ass to use on typewriters, so they were swapped
>>106297480correct>>106297577>>106297520next season* i'm drunk and retarded, just to clarify after my stupid posts:the same engine was used in 2019, lowered fuel intake in 2020, and the fuel restriction will be lifted for 2021>Then what? The other teams are going to throw a fit again and it will "banned" again?It was supposedly a part of some "arrangement" between Ferrari and FIA so I guess the other teams can't complain about it anymore.
>>106297617We just have special keys for those. Nothing special about that.
>>106297617Standard finnish keyboards have å, ä, ö
>>106297230Cate just posted this...What does she plan on doing with it, I wonder?
gímí
>>106297720œ ø
>>106297617standard keyboard issue kámo bráško čéče
>>106297617>you foreignerskek
>>106297746Probably take herself over to the /f1/ thread on /toy/ to get suggestions on the best way to display it.
>>106297537Sry fren, I respect wahmen, haha Hanging on to those if any one of these whores try to me2 me or some shit.
Ğıμï
gímí ráíkkónén
>>106297781didn't mean it in an offensive, way, sorry.sometimes it's hard to keep the Imperialist, world-dominating 19th century legacy from creeping out of me
>>106297617 Å Ä Ö is, since those are the ones we use.
>>106297708No hope giving allowed
t-this year...heh...for sure b-bros?
>>106297703>Bongland/commonwealth ‘arse’ is direct cognate with Kraut ‘arsch’>still uses burgerised ‘ass’Kek
Gümi
>>106297806>>>/toy/8778876>thread i started on /toy/ as a joke is still going over a week laterAren't you glad this board isn't so lifeless?
ギミ
>>106297876/toy/ threads last a while anyway
>>106297876It's a football and anime board, it'll never be lifeless.
>>106297878(君)
>>106297876Next time >we will go to /po/ and smoke the paper pendulum clock thread
SÄÜßÉR!
What was your first car /f1/?Mine was not pic related, but was also a black Volvo 242. Regret selling it now, fucking rare in the rust-free condition it was in.
>>106297862heh...sure...just give H̶o̶n̶d̶a̶ Red Bull Engine division some more time....
>>106297847Are you saying you doubt Mika?
>>106297862What would be more surprising. Verstappen never winning a WDC or Riccardo winning one.
>>106297968Volvo 850wanted a 240 but couldn't find any in good condition for a reasonable price
гими
>>106297968bmw e30 and polo 6r bought almost at the same time
>>106297862>CROFTY: Lewis Hamilton is OUT of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, I repeat Lewis Hamilton is OUT of the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix on lap 54>MARTIN: And what that means, viewers, is that all Max Verstappen needs to do now is finish the race in the points, that's all he needs to do to secure his first F1 title. Wow! You can really feel the tension.>CROFTY: *chuckles* I don't want to put the commentators curse on him Martin, but Max is in the fastest remaining car on the circuit, surely nothing can go wrong for him now.>MARTIN: To finish first you must first finish, Crofty. As my old friend Murray Walker used to say, "Anything can happen in Formula One, and it often does"...CROFTY: But surely, surely, with only a few laps remaining, Max Verstappen has this one sewn up, all he needs to do is bring the car h- MARTIN: *interrupting* But look Crofty! Look! The next backmarker Max needs to lap is Daniil Kvyat, replacing the injured Nikita Mazepin in the Haas for this race only... they've touched, they've touched Crofty!
>>106297968Mine was an old chevy cheyenne like pic related that was older than me and was for a job I was doing.
>>106297708This sounds so retarded it might just be true.
>>106298036Sorry you had to settle with e-brake turns and not one-wheel peel to the rim-glory. I bought mine for 200 euro. Literally zero rust. This was -06.
>>106297617ä, ö, ü and ß are part of the keyboard.And a recent pointless addition (which nobody needed or asked for) to the German language was a capital ß, which we get by pressing Shift+AltGr+ß.
>>106298161>>106298161>>106298161
>>106298156how does the capital B look? I'm really interested
>>106298156>ß is that the letter in Grosskreutz the footballer or am i thinking of something else?
>>106298082>AND VERSTAPPEN HAS SPUN AROUND, AND HIS CAR HAS STOPPED! CAN HE GET THE CAR GOING AGAIN?
>>106297968Opel Astra Caravan (1998)
>>106298156>capital ßDidn't even know such a thing existed
>>106298182>inb4 Brazil 2010MEIN GOTT THAT WOULD BE GROSSKINO
>>106298178literally the same, but fatterß <-- lower caseẞ <-- upper case>>106298179>>106298222In German that old long s (like in pic related) was fused with a z to create this letter called es-zed or sharp s.
>>106298179yes, it is
>>106298375>fatter version of the samethis is fucking retarded, why do they have the need to come up with these contrived things?
What are your opinions on Polish F1 journalist Aldona Marciniak and her slightly psycho social media postings?
>>106290048Cool
>>106298410>no word starts with the letter, so there's only a lower case one>but what do we do when we write in all caps?>original solution until 1995: turn it into SZ >new solution 1995: turn it into SS>oh no, now we have the problem that it might get confused with an actual double-s>alright, should we admit our mistake and go back to SZ? No!>final solution 2017: introduce capital ẞ
god i love rooting for hopeless backmarkers
>>106298982Talking about final solutions again, Fritz?
>>106297708This might just be enough to give me hope until Ferrari go out in Q2 in Bahrain
