cant wait fo jan to rockhold le cringe anime guynews: marvinvettori.it
megan anderson honking on my balls
Just want to feel my balls in Zhang's asshole
Is this thread it?
Croomers rise up
Schaub weighed in under 265 on tfatk.
sucker move or kino match up?
>>106286913I like Jan, but Izzy will heem him stiffy, most likely via head kick. Jan has power but after a couple feints, his hands will be out of position, and Izzy will decapitate him easily. Easy work I'm afraid.If Jan wins I will not post in heem until Zhang Weili fights again, feel free to cap this post.
Jan showed his rope to Bisping
>>106287062>>106287056>>106287046So you’re up sometime around 2am shitposting about Schaub. Meanwhile, he is sleeping and preparing for his successful day tomorrow that will only cause you and likeminded homeless cats to seethe at your own sad life. However, rather than being inspired by Schaub and raise yourself to his level, your small brain tries to bring him down instead. Sorry sweaty, Schaub is and always will be more successful than you. Have fun shitposting about him in the dark and waking up to another lifeless day while Schaub is out there k-k-killing the game.
>>106287037Don’t try and copy argies success we don’t care if you post or not
>>106287015>One shall stand, one shall fall
You faggots do know I would easily duck under your sloppy boxing for a double leg and hold you there for 15/25 minutes to grind out a majority decision
>>106287095Yeah, but I’d call you gay if you did that
Jimmy "the brute" Crute
>>106287072If jan beats izzy we are well and truly in the talisman era
>Come bathe with me, anon
The future of MMA is nothing but dagestani muslims fighting chinese gene doping sanda fightersIt might be alright tbqh
>>106287072What's that all about, if you don't mind me asking?
>>106287116Try google you retard
nothing redeemable about wmma
>>106287097No don't I'm not though
>>106287142It’s the risk you take what you enter the octagon
>>106287120schob still ma boi
big john said it right tom aspinal is the illegitimate child of frank mir
Any publicity is good publicityAll you have to do is (You)
>>106287252jesus her head is huge
>>106287269Wholesome and cuteAlso, is roidsbong ITT? Getting all my bloods tested tmw, giving some serious thought to getting on some supplements
>>106287046Fucking love that fat bastard
> thinking le meme anime guy will lose to a literal nobody
jan is going to scamble izzies brains with polish power
>le polish powerIzzy has more knockouts than jan
>>106287126>>106287116HahahaAussiebro gets put down like a rabid mutt by Brittanianon.You can’t make this shit up :)
I have literally only (both here on heem, youtube and other various social medias) seen Amerimutt slobs being fans of Izzy, not actual Africans from africa nor any poo zealanders, only burgers suck his nuts.Why is this?
>>106287435Americans worship blacks. Look at their music industry, movies and television. Their comedians and social icons.Plus his name is literally Israel kek it’s illegal for them not to support him.
>>106287435they're hardwired for bow to the BBC
>>106287109Muslim Salikhov is both.. is he the future of the sport? (Yes)
>>106287452Never heard of him.I hope he gets taken out by a drone.
>>106287015what is vegas strong? some brand of casino?
>>106287077shut up you dumb tranny
TONYBROS..... WE'RE BACK
>>106287449I remember a burger on here a while back trying to convince me GSP was nowhere near the GOAT conversation because he hadn’t fought any good black people. They’re truly deranged
>>106287473It's an ngo the name came from boston strong an association created after the boston marathon bombing and endorsed by Dana
>>106287473Try google you retard
>>106287452can someone get my boy some age reversing serum i really want to see him fight again
>>106287463Most criminally underrated fighter in welterweight, unfortunately now 36 years old. He's the King of Kung Fu, first foreigner to win the most prestigious sanda competition in China (King's Cup), 2008 olympic gold medalist, and Master of Sport. On a four fight win streak, still unranked. Hope he has some more fights in him.
>>106287500what the fuck is boston strong niqqa
>>106287511Based. I agree, fighters over 35 should be allowed to gear up a little bit, with limitations.
>>106287497It’s genuinely fucked up what their entertainment industry has done to them. It’s like forced brainwashing and if you try to resist you’re trampled on by the rest of the crowd.I’m really happy Canada is still relatively free in the Northern Territory’s but the trade off is shit infrastructure and next to no housing. At least we have our heems.
>>106287518Fucking hate this bullshit of working your way up rankings, as it rankings mean anything any more. Just make Kino style matchups, end of.
>>106287484>champ shit>is a bumHuh?
>>106287527a lot of cutmen and ufc staff wear it i cant believe you turbocaz haven't seen it yet
>>106287518Jesus. All that work and expertise and he’s making dogshit money in the prelims.Cmon dana.
>>106287484oh yeah....kevin lee you better run dude
>>106287551brazza he interim champ tony ferguson
>>106287563Many such cases!
>>106287533this was all eddie bravos fault...not tonys.
>>106287557well what the fuck is it b? dana's clothing brand?
>>106287574total ninja lvl 9k
>>106287587that boxer dude who already lost to tony...he wants a rematch
>>106287586>couldnt drop a double weight cut tony on medsOH NO NO NOMutilated jewbros we got too 'cocky'
>>106287584a fucking charity retard
>>106287599not my fault they don't have charity in the name you cunt
>>106287015kino, very much so
>>106287587Surely you’ve heard of THE Kevin Pee, Ivan. He fought (and lost to) THE Ragin’ Shitter Ali Laquintagomedov!
tony is the only elite fighter who didnt lose to khabieber btw
>>106287015CringeTony vs Mcgregor makes more sense
>>106287559I accept your concession.
>>106287618In many ways, he did.It’s tawlf b.
>>106287072POV: you're a tranny
Tony's fight IQ is so low he fought on the feet vs Garth and on the ground vs Shartles. Absolute cretin.
>>106287631with his awsome groundgame tony would have stood a chance....bloody elbows from hell, b
>>106287639Its because of the jew medsHe's off them now or he switchedThat's why he looks younger now in the pictures
>>106287653He looks old as fuck nigger what the fuck are you smoking
>>106287666Old maybe but he doesnt look lioe shit anymoreHis student also beat a nigger a couple of days ago
>>106287484Bro why he use so many emojis?
>>106287674>he doesnt look lioe shit anymorebecause he's not in the octagon lmao
>>106287674b i watched tony preparing his students glows live on insta
>>106287685Because he’s not busy molesting his English students.
>>106287309>Getting all my bloods tested tmw, giving some serious thought to getting on some supplementsWhy? You'll get aids from being a faggot and none of these supplements will help you.
allright....time for an update!post your top 3 fighters guys. i'll screencap this. dont tell us later "no way...this dude was never my boi"etcno wmma pls- garth- tony- colby
>>106287752You better not talk shit to roidsanon, he’ll kick your ass bro..
>>106287761Tony FergusonEl CucuyTony Ferguson ''El Cucuy''
what the fuck is he doing
>>106287793Forearm + stabilizer muscles
>>106287793>the man to beat khabib
>>106287778roids make you gay, look at izzy gynotits and poosman "lemme see that dick boe"
>>106287810>he literally HAS to reply to defend tony every single time
>>106287897how did he go from 14-3 to 18-0 to 18-3 tho?
>>106287761I don't like any of them anymore
>>106287925Rob has no need for redemption, he's already made it through a row of real ones.
Be careful Israel
ONE. LAST. RUN.post it
okay, and not every performance is going to be like the one he had against jacare too
>>106287994*rushes forward with chin in air at you*
>>106287979Titobros..His head is bleeding..We got too cocky bros..
>>106287994Eerily similar to Izzy's wins over Whitaker and Costa
>>106288017Looks like we’ll have a white champion soon boys :)
>>106287840Based, ill watch some before workStay blessed Poland bro
>>106287897pissy in shambles
>>106287046BIIIIIGGGG COUNNNNTRYYY is the fucking man
>>106287077How do you know he isn't just Nelson posting?
>>106287864Maybe he thought the question was genuine, or perhaps that's one of the many unique posters on heem.
Spammy has lost it https://twitter.com/TheArtOfWar6/status/1363882998408609793
>>106287752Just some mild gear to help training, there's roids, and then there's roids, b. You don't have to become a juicy blastoise bodybuilder
>>106287994another early stoppage from herb thiago was clearly gassing
>>106288397thats not me retard
>>106288413Swear he could have finished Glover easily had he not done this exact thing. Has no chill and no patience with his GnP
>>106287994Then he found the rope and unlocked the Legendary Polish Power™
>>106288437that was fucking disgusting behaviour spammy
>>106288466kill yourself trannoid
>>106288437Imagine how Curtis felt after this, concussions can lead to depression you know!
>>106288478typical subhuman response why am i not surprised though
>>106288486Think of the children
>>106288495fucking goats doesn't make you based Muhammad
>>106288533spammy are you okay, are you okay spammy?
>Dominick Cruz sent to prelimsbased
>>106287449Go back to /pol/, retard
>>106287109Aspen rae was hot as fuck before the boobjob
Y'all think I be lyin'??
is being based an sport?
>>106288637yes and we're winning
>>106288632>"adopt" a black kid>still get called racistCould chandler BE anymore of a shambles?
>>106288632kek you simply cant never win
>>106288743>you simply cant never winretard
>>106288632Maybe black men should be good fathers
>tfw the girlfriend doesn't want to watch heems so you heem her instead
>>106288763you forgot the the office gif
>>106286968someone post the wojak
>>106288632>Colby Covington situation
>>106288780im on my personal computer now not the phonei don't have ot saved here
>>106288750stop harassing concussed fighter you scummy piece of shit
i actuall have real women saved on my pckind of cringe
>>106288809why do you think im called scummy you fucking idiotitalians look like gypsys compared to us
>>106287580Iminari roll!Seriously though, worst corner since BJ's in the Edgar fights?
>>106288827kek east of trieste is fucking gipsyland you fucking gipsy miss me with that shit
>>106288637Yes, but there are height classes. With manlets being the best division obviously.
>>106288818that dumb look she's putting on
>>106288897>greasy dark italians calling others gypsysKEK
Funkybros do zoomers really think Fag Paul will win?
>AND STILL >AND STILL >AND STILL >AND STILL >AND STILL >AND STILL >AND STILL
>>106287559No confusion there
>>106287252I have never seen a photo of her where she has the smaller skull
>>106288348Based and champpilled, as always.
>>106288936that's how low you are. worse than africa.
>>106288980>pakistan calling others lowOH NO NO NO
>>106287015Tony vs Conor to unjust one of themLee should fight Josh Emett or some bum to bounce back
>>106288942i have no idea how this is going to go because askren is such a terrible striker and paul has some power but yeah askren has a chin but he's just coming of hip surgeryit's a tricky one
>>106288996If Paul even wobbles Askren i will unironically suck a dick live and post a link on /heem/screencap this
>>106287107This guy is cinéma as fuck and a real oneToo bad he's getting heeming 100% of the times he faces a gaijinStill my boi
Wagies, do you show your co-workers heems?
>>106288996askren had been in real war tho, paul so far just fought people those pretending they were boxers. how many clean shot paul had ever taken in his life?
>>106288991why are your people here then?no one from england has ever moved to your shithole country
>>106287134Miesha's innie puffy muff MOGS that pair of bacon flaps something bad
>>106289019how many clean shots can askren throw? he has some of the worst striking i have ever seen.
>>106287116In Poland it’s apparently lucky to touch the noose of someone that hanged themselves, Jan stumbled across one, started doing it, and started heeming niggas
>>106289022i have unironically never heard of anyone wanting to go to the UKYou are literally subhumans to us
>>106289045they probably didn't want you tagging along spammy, even by shitvenia standards you must be insufferable
>>106289061Nah if we go anywhere we go to Austria or Germany for work we don't like BongastanI go to germany when i have time for 2weeks and make 1500 euroIts pretty comfy
>>106289035if askren didnt hv much 'striking' to offer, I think he should went and did what Colby did to Lawler or what Max did to Kattar, to spam feint, jab, pressure, and repeat until Paul cardio ran out and just TKO him
>Tony vs. Canor will happen in this timelineIm so happy
>>106289116very true, ben askren should just simply do what max holloway does. i will send this advice his way
>>106288632Also Usman talking about his dad being in prison like goddamn ufc really doing your best to reenforce the stereotype lmao
>>106289132I'm surprised his coaches didn't think of it first tbqhb
>>106289013capped for prosperitypaulCHADS conor or diaz after he handles askren?
>>106289168simple plan just pressure and crowd him so he can't get off big shotstko in the 7th
>>106289187The only thing he'll be handling is a gun because he'll blow his brains out when Funky exposes him
>>106289104HW is kinda exciting for once. Stipe vs Ngannou, Jones vs winner, maybe Lewis after that, or Lewis vs Gane. Daukaus and Aspinall might be good too, Volkov looked great vs Overeem too
If this post doesn’t get a single (you) I’ll never post in Heem again. My fate lies in your hands.
blachowicz has been the underdog in 9 of his last 11 fights
>106289311look at this cuck and laugh
>>106289018I manage a store and I made my crew watch khabib vs justin because it was on early during our shift. They hate me.
So what's upAny of ya'll do any Muay Thai?
>>106289400I do lethwei
>>106289400thay noodle here AMA
>>106287761lyotoryan hallyoel romeroI like cerebral players or those who defy age with technique.
>>106289426is masvidal right about it being the best stand up style for mma? >>106289419based. LOL ur in Canada, do u train with Ledouche and his crazy hazing ritual gym?
>>106289400>>106289430Why does this cat look like an absolute faggotIm LMAOING so hard rn
>>106289453i see why they asked me to put slovenia in shit tier on that list now
>>106289441I trained with Leduc and he's a certified real one
>>106289469Yeah he's a burmese hero, not going to take that from him. Is MT a good base for going into Lethwei with some drills or would I just get wrestlefucked and headbutted too often for it to even apply?
>>106289461I can see why the rapefugees are breeding you outROFL
>>106289541yh man for sure that's why scummy eurotrash can't stop moving to the uk your country is 100% slav, might as well be 100% african since you behave the same way
>>106289574>bongastan educationLike i said no slovenian wants to move thereWe go to Auistria or Germany and even that's not that commonBut by all means feel free to cope with your non-white country
>>106288743Does anyone have them that webm of Frankie getting heemed by sandhagen with Jade laughing edited in?Thought about that recently and had a giggle to myself
Jan is guaranteed to take a dive
>>106289607lol ok manI worked on a building site for a bit and totally understood hitler's view on slavs, you guy behave and smell like sub Saharan niggers
>>106289329i can literally do that and i've never set foot in a gym in my life or trained any sort of martial artalthough i am australian so that makes me incredibly athletic and coordinated from birth
>>106289661>bongastan just making things up to copeI understand it man i would be pissed as well if i lived in a muslim country
askren will be crisp Kate Paul will panic very quickly
>>106289674I accept your concession
>>106289187how about a real boxer in his weightclassHes athletic and has top level celebrity trainers, the fact that hes picking people like connor whos much smaller and askren whos smaller and cant box for shit shows how fragile his ego isits similar to commodus larping as a gladiator and killing crippled gaullic veterans or firing arrows at lions from an elevated pedestal
leafbros i want to do lethweiiii !!!!
>>106289691>i don't have a real argumentI accept your concession
I had a dream that Conor was fighting Sandhagen lmao
hello based department?
>>106289723YO this nigga looks like a faggot
>>106289727it's not an argument you're literally just a subhuman gyp
>>106289715I want somebody to beat THE FUCK out of Ryan Garcia. Absolutely hate that fucking kid. I despise short, underdeveloped Mexicans that are absolutely enamored with their looks like that. They make my fucking skin crawl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uWta4RJ5TcLMAO the UFC youtube channel really just uploaded both finishes from both Cyril and Giganigga on JDS, when are they going to cut him?
>>106289753im trying to talk martial arts and ur being a cuck. wtf, get out of our thread
>>106289715no he's just going up in levels mate he's choosing wisely when he gets to 10-0 yeah then we can get into the real fights like mayweather
>>106289773>still has no argument and is coping with living in a dying and non-white country full of muslims and streetshitters:(
>>106289777nigi boy had the better ko
>>106289783outdo u even traindo u even watch mma
>>106289783>his country can't die with west because it was already subhuman to start withthis is winning I guess?
>>106289792>faggot catposter yikespost body
>>106289785I still think Gane's shot that finished JDS was totally illegal straight to the back of the head, even watching it live my casual friends reacted like it was fucked up
>>106289479lethwei footwork is only slightly different from MT, only thing you need to learn is headbutting
>>106289814Is it good for MMA given that the stand up incorporates slams and all other kinds of shenanigans? How far does the grappling go in Lethy?
>>106289800Reminder to keep reporting this cat faggot for using an avatar and talking like a moron
>>106289806Yeah I don’t know why that got memory holed. People really don’t give a fuck about old guys in this sport. Blatantly illegal.
can we stop replying to spammy personality #362? at least start talking about heeming each other, this is all just low tier flag drama.
shahbazyan bros it's time for a redemption arc
>>106289821Dana White ruined MMA. >_>
>>106289820I'd rather catposter than spammy you dumb monkey eater
>>106289844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68o21c06Fkty. I should probably leave until all the ethnic minorities shut up. But I like /heem/ too much to stop f5ing. I'm gonna listen to this until Argies and Slavs fuck off ! ! !
>>106289119>2 best lightweights don't want to ever fight again>next 3 don't have enough twitter/instagram followers to fight for the beltwhat a shitshow of a division
>>106289820Soon i will be able to do more than just reporti will fix /heem/
Is reddit down?
>>106289829I feel like more and more recently Dana has become solely obsessed obsessed with being “boss-man extrodinaire” and feeing like he calls all of the shots and actually making the sport enjoyable to watch is no longer a priority.
>>106289876Asking because of all these Argie cunts or why?
>>106289876why do you think the bong is here
>>106289864how much does this pay?
>>106289864>he will do it for free
>>106289887Dana's blatant favoritism for dagestani crotchsniffers is very off-putting
yesterday>waaahhhh! the mods are so GAY! i'll be back in 2 months when they OFF themselves! WAAAAAHHHtoday>lol hey guys i'm doing it for free :^)
>>106289908Oh yeah that’s a massive fucking issue as well. His constant shilling for Dagestan and especially the UAE. He kisses their goddamn feet every chance he gets. He’s just a greedy pig who wants their money and influence and everyone can see that, it’s really pathetic.
Who mogs who?
>>106289864Literally everyone in the thread will simulreport you and stop you from being able to mod I hope. God, I miss when Moot made people go for IRL interviews to apply as 4chan mod
>>106289887The amount of early stoppages and the stupid rules in modern MMA aren't heloing either. It's getting so ludicrously coddled that I'm starting to believe Jon Jones would struggle vs a midget in real street rules.
>>106289942>he thinks jannoids can hand out permanent bans lol you didn't answer how much they were paying you
the catposter is cool
>>106289828He should fight The Shart
>>106289955u too fellow Kenganfriend.
>>106289965keroki is 100% heihachi
>>106289961gerald seems like a nice guy I don't really need to see him shadowrealmed again
>>106289951your tears are gonna be enough
>>106286913luke wins the rematch
>>106289973Heihachi is Leduc and Kuroki is GSP, quite legit the evil version of the other. Shame we have to deal with Slav poster as a legit jannie, will we even be able to smacktalk trannies now? Were we too cocky?!
>>106289989tears because you have to clean up my shitposts for free?
>>106289989quit larping retard, you already exposed yourself with that filename.
>>106289992The one against Weedman, yes
fligu gigu fligu gigu
>>106289940Yeah anything to make MMA into a safe, palatable shell of a sport so it’ll be easy to market to normie faggots on the street who faint at the sight of blood. Nobody in the elite of MMA has any fucking reason to tweak the rules; they won; apart from backwater countries like France, there’s no legality issues whatsoever. There’s a Bare Knuckle FC here ffs. The sport needs to be sold as is. No going backwards on rules, it’s a bitch move and if fuckers in suits sense weakness, they’ll push it and get MMA turned into slap boxing. You don’t tune into an NBA game and hear that the 3 point line is 3 feet further or closer to the run tonight, do you? So why the fuck do I tune into a UFC event and suddenly, just for tonight, the definition of a “grounded opponent” is a different thing entirely? It’s a bad look for the sport.
>>106289908>>106289924I think that will be a hard stretch. Their combat sport/wrestling culture is too strong over there. Over 75% of notable figures from Dagestan are combat sport athletes.>source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notable_people_from_Dagestan
>>106290011>So why the fuck do I tune into a UFC event and suddenly, just for tonight, the definition of a “grounded opponent” is a different thing entirely? It’s a bad look for the sport.When did this happen and what did it do?
>>106289828Book him against an Azerbaijani. Revenge arc
>>106290023Can’t be bothered to look up a clip of it right now but listen to the beginning of any UFC broadcast, I think mainly if it takes place in the Apex. IIRC it’s something about a “grounded opponent” being when somebody has “one hand on the ground and not two” or something and has nothing to do with knees. It’s just weird that a fairly important aspect of the sport has its rules changed broadcast to broadcast.
>>106290011Dana hates older fighters too. He's so fucking agist and doesn't give shots to people like Yoel or Fedor or Faber and clearly puts them lower on scorecards too. It's gross. He literally is like an in character Vince McMahon but daily and in his day to day life, that's how he sees the world
>tfw you feel a girls boobs for the 1st time and they feel like sandthat was very disappointing right guys?
>>106290019>>106290034damn I thought it was just a dumb meme
>>106290069THE magomed magomedkerimov??!!
>@bokamotoESPN: BREAKING Francis Ngannou tests positive for COVID-19 and has pulled out of his title bout with Stipe Miocic in April, UFC looking at Brendan Schaub as a possible replacement Wtf?!
>>106290054that's hilarious. LOL, and we still have people like Greg Jackson gaming the rules for points anyway, right? that's funny. UFC sux.
>>106290060No, i got to tittyfuck and cum between them
>>106290089literally never met a churkatry again stencho smellovic
>>106290118>animeposter>tranny crying to the modsChecks out
>>106290118Uh, how about no? Fucking fag
>>106290131I'm ///cute/// not gay or a tranny.
>>106290127whatever you say Islam Mamedov
>>106290135Looks like Slavposter has his first friend, lol
>>106290151Is the other bong your boyfriend?
Can't wait until he slices Conors face in half
>>106290156i can't be mean on this christian forum or make racist jokes at yuorere expense anymore so I'll just wish you a good day, fren
Damn I can't believe Israel will become a champ champ in 2 weeks
>>106290156nah b the only one with a boyfriend is your son because he lacks a a father figure
>>106290151>guys he's being mean to me PLEASE tell the jannies :'(
>>106290178>frogposter>massive faggotchecks out
>>106290191I'm just trying to be mean back the way that hurts most. I'd pull a gun and shoot him if I could and he didn't get to post insufferable underaged sounding bait anymore but I can't do that. I'm not buttmad.
>>106290209WATCH OUT MUHAMMAD THE TIMER ON YOUR BOMB VEST STARTED RUN
>>106290223it's a dud, I'm safe pal
>>106290229that's goodthe goats live to be raped another dayeverything worked out
>>106290069>tfw magomed magomed-magomedov wrassle your for the umpteenth timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiPXhop8_9Y
>>106290240Can't believe I come here to talk MMA and I just get 'goat' discussion from this projecting Mudslime. Do you know we mean 'greatest of all time' when we say goat? Not like actual goats?
>>106290178fuck off homo
slovgaynias german boyfriend is here watch out guys
haven't been on heem for a while, what happened to the german ortega spammer?
>>106290254i guess the goat chained to your bed in just a coincidence huh Ahmed? hehe
>>106290246wb...how was your vacation?
>>106290187Love getting conflated with the other argie because it must make him seethe so hard seeing other ppl roast him for things i've said
>>106290166Are you really Vietnamese?
>>106290246i'm still preparing to heem you b. i want that belt. been on a full camp since 8 months now
honestly heem is by far the most autistic general I've ever posted in odd for a comparatively normie interest like sports
>>106290331Have you not seen youtube comments section? MMA fans are the worst bt fat
>>106290331It's mostly just the people low on that tier list. UK/USA/Aussie bros are the best, with the odd input from Safrica. Argies and Slavs are insufferable
>>106290339is mma a tard sport?
>>106290338Can you post a pic of timestamped Vietnamese money? I want to believe you're not a proxy
>>106290340>cucked countries goodKEKthe absolute state of immigrants
>>106290316you have to fight my aussie bros for interim title firsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX1zPIck6uQ
>>106290368come ooon. noooo pls. dude is full on roids :/i pass
this card gonna be based they going full out with anthems and shit
>>106290382Uhh hello? Link please
>>106290353Laters, already in bed
>>106290382is that zuluzinho??
I'm gonna open a bakery then heem goofs on weekends when shift is over.
Just finished arm day todayMy homie took a nice pic of meThe biceps are comming in nicely
>>106290456can we trade colby vs zomb pls?
Reddit's favorite fighter
>>106287761magomed magomedov magomed "black beast" magomedov magomed magomedkerimov
Always remember who heem voted forRedditors need to go back
>>106290485Stay there faggot
>>106290511shutup sperguson copecel
>>106290493i hate it you having kz and me not
>>106287761All time or current time?All time:Anderson SilvaWanderlei SilvaBlowJob PenisCurrent time:TJ KillashawCody GarbrandtFiggy
>>106289989outed as no lifer
>>106290518Ferguson will NEVER be myboy after he pulled the race card on Dana
>>106290536>still seething after 1hyikes
>>106290556I unboyed him when I realized he only picked Oliveira because he thought it was an easy win
>>106287500Like long island strong or as matt sera says STRONG ISLANDlelelel
>>106288632White guy literally saves black kid from growing up parentless and this is somehow a bad thing because the guy doing the good thing is white.
>>106290560just opened this thread but damn if u been posting that long :^)
>>106290593>tf>tpas alwayschecks out
"When I do my visualization training I see then I knock him out in second round my left kick on the head but you know... I know how to wrestle i know how to do jiu-jitsu on the ground so I'm gonna be ready for everything and I use all my tools to win the fight" "I love to fight standing up its not a secret.... every fight starts standing up.... so I will try to you know kicks to try boxing with him... also I'm just a little curious you know how I'm going to look against someone like Israel in standup" "You know his speed of course I have to watch on his speed on his you know kicks right and left leg this is something that you know I have to be focus all the time" "Its not so easy to take him down but I think we find a way to take him down.... if I'm gonna have opportunity to take him down I will do this""fight against him on the ground it's not a secret its our part of the game plan""He knows that we're gonna try to use our wrestling and submission skills to win the fight"
>>106287473It's the price amerifats pay for freedom.
>>106290526how you want b.nice list
>>106290617judging from his posts he'd love a rapefugee to breed him lol
Been visiting only heem out of all 4chynks but now i don't even want to anymore.See ya saturday.
>>106290573THE Lando V for Vannata?
>>106289818for what it's worth knowing how to block with your head is very effective at stopping most takedowns. Leduc is right in that the forehead is very strong defensively and it'll teach you good posture even for shooting takedowns or leaping up to hit them with it. Chael Sonnen has an article that is kind of interesting where he says a good way to learn faster is to understand the moves that aren't allowed in sports and from personal observations I find there's definitely gems to that. In context he was referring more to how in Greco-Roman wrestling, you can't block with the head. When he fought Bisping, he was confused after the first round why he couldn't take him down at all, and only made the realization in the second round that it was because Bisping with that non-sport background just blocked with his head.
Looking forward for this event:https://www.sherdog.com/events/One-Championship-One-on-TNT-1-88483DJ and Eddie in the same night ;)
>becomes a millionaire by beating bumsWhen will MMA fighters stop being so obsessed with the pooFC?
>>106290703yeah i always thought about the uses of how hard a forehead is. crazy. How do you use your head to stop a takedown?
I thought soivenia got banned. What happened?
>>106290706How is a femboy different from a twink?
>>106290706rolling for femboy
>>106290769sei gay? cose questo...
>>106290706dubs and nofap
>>106290769reminder that you will go to hell for being a faggot
>>106290830Hell isn't real. Grow up.
I missed the Grow up posters
>>106290526Li JingliangSong YadongWeili Zhang
>>106290613tf? tp? wtf are you on about m8
>>106290731You just gotta keep good posture (engage hips, chin up, shrugged traps even) and sorta uppercut them with your forehead, as the top of the head is a very bad spot to take impacts compared to the forehead. Wrestlers will sort of used a more hunched over posture, in large part because it saves a ton more energy over the course of a few of their rounds, but also because refs will call them on stalling very fast, so it's a slightly more reactive posture and can be safer for setting up deeper entries using the arms. Wrestlers do get a lot more concussions than even american football players though apparently for a reason, might not be as bad but i think like at least 1/2 times more in rates. But yea you definitely don't want to be striking with the head itself, rather than keeping it in a good tight posture and using your whole body as a spear. It might also be why standing front headlocks are quite popular in Lethwei from the hours I've watched compared to Muay Thai. So the converse is that if you want to control someone's grappling you control their head by twisting their chin or stuffing their head.
Who do you prefer, Chinese or Dagestanis?Me? I'm more of a chink appreciator
and brazil goes 0-2
>>106290923You're telling me to level change real low like and then uppercut their takedown head to head with my headbutt?
>>106290957i mean there's a reason cejudo's a fan of it and it's not just because he's a bit shorter than average lul
>>106290892>believe in my imaginary best friend or you're a loserchristlarpers are desperate lol
>>106290980>Wrestlers get concussionsParrying a wrestler with your head confirmed for more healthy for your brain than wrestling. Crazy.
>>106290983*tips fedora intellectually*
Just want to let you all know I can heem every here
>smell it anonwhat would you do
>>106290942that bald guy looks like a midget travis browne
Any update on Jared Cannonier?
>>106290980Also what do you think of a Lethwei/BJJ combo for my MMA style? Sounds hype, desu, and probably involves less concussions than shit like boxing and wrestling anyway (or about as much)
>they are feeding zuluzinho to undefeated prospect feels bad man
Assalamu Alaykum brazzas
>>106290989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStYwI2b-EMthere's even a nice compilation someone made, it seems he may've gotten the upper-hand in a lot of these exchanges just through the under-head.
Aljo or Yan?
>>106291075bb-b-b-b-beast of 42 year old prospect b
>>106291111Aljomeima is getting heem'd
>>106291111Yan but none are real champ material, wait till TJ gets back
SAVED BY THE BELL LMAO
Is contender series kill?
>>106291145it's only in the summer. does it look like summer to you motherfucker?
>>106291144wtf is this shit kek
>>106291144damn lewis really let himself go
>>106291164That was unnecessary and uncalled for, I'd like a formal apology within the next few minutes or some rough housing will ensue.
>>106291144hope boomerzino gets the ko
>>106291111I think Yan gets subbed, but I'm only saying this because I want Sterling-Sandhagen 2
>>106291012Remember when Masvidal dabbed on Rockhold posting the Loureda convo?I do.
>>106291247Was a bitch move tbdesu, don't even like rockhold btw
>>106291164That was a very mean spirited reply. Perhaps you should issue an apology, maybe rephrase the answer.
>>106291247Masvisoi would heem Puke unironically
>>106291259Loureda is a bitch t b hBet she's into femdom or some sick shit
>>106291282I'd still let her sit on my face
>>106291273Cory Sandhagen would heem Rockhold stiff at this point
The Cormier and Helwani show sucks
Imagine getting dropped by Zulu, saved by the bell, run the entire fight and then get a gift decision because you're a churka in Russia.
cruz please win
>>106291064I haven't trained Lethwei, I've just enjoyed watching a good amount of footage. WLC has some good events. Like Muay Thai, it's tricky to train this stuff hard intensity without risking bad concussions. People learn a lot more playing scenarios out quick and light anyways. My main gripe with Muay Thai culture in the US (and to some extent thailand depending on how engaged the trainers are with sparring, but since thai are pretty relaxed and casual about sparring it can end up ironically being even more slugfest out there as people from east europe will just do their typical retard sparring). Not always and they try to keep sparring lighthearted which is in part because they fight so much.. solution being is to convince your sparring partners to go just bareknuckle or wraps, not only will it lighten the mood which makes training more effective but also makes it so you're not punch drunk before you even step into the ring..My gripe with BJJ, which relates to the Chael Sonnen rule-abuse, is how they make it so taboo to do neck cranks or stack passing from guard (which there are workarounds, like using just one arm) which are surprisingly very effective at stopping a lot of guard attacks and competition rules being stern about em is just a good indicator if anything about how effective it would be to headbutt under someone's chin if they just lock up the standard closed guard, or elbow them in. Creates a lot more variance from side or open guards for the bottom person and it's something that's definitely undertrained by the average BJJ person. Maybe not as undertrained as to the level of defensive postures they should be aware of, but that's a whole different story and sort of a blindside that when combined with good wrestling can cause a lot of surprise in people maybe even more so in the UK grappling scene. Though there is Chris Paines who you might've heard of.
>>106291292Of course you would Pablo
>>106291314only the heemcast doesn't suck
>>106291334these events are literally made for "undefeated" russian fighters to get their padded records, Khabib was 14-0 and facing some 0-4 scrubs, and when they somehow manage to lose, the decision goes to the russian
>>106291064What's your goal? MMA career, just for fun or self defense? And how old are you
munchies are pretty good
Okay heem. So who is actually going to win this? Le reddit seems to be shilling Gane in this fight pretty hard. Are they right?
Thawlts on Daisy Fresh (Pedigo Submisison Fighting)?
>>106291581Gane by sub
>angela hill is 12-9This weekend she goes 12-10 and gets cut hopefully
>>106291581bigi boy by high-level check mate
>>106291581dunno we haven't seen gane's full potential
>>106291597>female fighters getting cutnot gonna happen b
>>106291597She's also fucking 36 and ugly. Why does the UFC shill her so hard? Is it because there are no black female champs?
>>106291366Do Lethwei practitioners go light too when sparring? Or do you just recommend light MT sparring in Thailand for Lethwei?
>>106291597Eubanks is 6-6 and still is in the ufc
>>106291597I'd let her dom me ngl.
>>106291667Because she takes a lot of short notice fights
>>106291740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNn0RxUb9poyoel got cut from the ufc and she didn't
Make the new thread.
>>106291776Yoel turned down Johnny Walker, Uriah Hall, and Derek Brunson and demanded a top 5 opponent at LHW
>>106291794in 30 posts*
>>106291815but at least he's not fucking angela hill
>>106291815>>106291825i miss him so much bros... all we can hope is that he memes a run in lellator now
As an incel, I will feel AVENGED when this chad gets his face beaten to a pulp and knocked out by that muslim.
>>106291672My assumption is that they train very lightly in Myanmar as they do in Thailand. My suggestion is that you can get your training partners to ditch the gloves and they'll naturally go a lot lighter or more playful. It's definitely good to be comfortable with the idea of throwing your bare fist as hard as you can at heavy bags. When sparring of course it's good to be able to remove all limitations and some of that is done through having fun with it. If anything Max Holloway is good proof as of late that people can improve or at least get new looks without doing hard sparring or I think any sparring.
>>106291874this format is so superior to the callout duck and dodge hypejob format of the poofc
>>106291874oh cool pensioners gonna fight each other, cannot wait.
>>106291926Jones said that Machida was too much of a risk for him to feasibly rematch and Lyoto accordingly said he figured out the key to winning against him. TIme's passed but Machida still more or less seems like 90% of what he was anyway which is no small feat.Izzy is an arguable goat and Yoel legit literally drew with him. This GP's going to be no one's fool. PooFC is ageist and backwater as fuck and full of fixed brackets and ducking
>>106291144so who won the fight?
>>106291991>Izzy is an arguable goatnot even close
>>106291282what kind of sick shit?*asking for a friend
>>106292021In the making? Yeah. UFC fans aren't real MMA fans anyway. If you mention age or other promotions or can't stand grappling you don't belong here, you belong in /box/
>>106292048recognize that what we are seeing today is not grappling, it's sport-stalling
>>106291995zuluzinho got robbed, split decision
>>106292048Maybe a GOAT in the making, but right now? nah>If you mention age or other promotions or can't stand grappling you don't belong here, you belong in /box/what?
>>106292048sounds like you make the rules here, are you a mod of this subreddit?
>>106292074PooFC made MMA for ADHD sufferers a legit thing, yes. 10 minute first rounds in PRIDE were a godsend
>>106292098How did Yana win??? Vieira had heckin' +3:30 of control time!!
>>106292114>10 minute first rounds in PRIDE were a godsendwe still have that in rizin
>>106292121yeah that pissed me offanother perfect ace ruined by wmmawhy do women have to ruin everything bros fml
>>106291958wtf is that logo?
>>106292162wutang clan or whateversome gay millennial fake tough guy shit that a fraud like conman mctapout would listen toConman Mctapout:lebron jameslambosrolly roycemuh ipasmuh shitty nihilist millennial shitbag suit with "fuck you" written all over ittattoosmuhamad ali
>>106287979Whys this guy bleeding?
>>106292048What frustrates me is how Bellator actually has some really good young talent in their ranks, but they let those move on to the UFC while investing an obscene amount of money on hasbeens.
>>106292184>11 posts earlyoh no no no
++++ grasso showing feet+++live on instagram+++now
>>106292077Omg he's STILL fighting????????? I watched the webm and didn't even imagine it was zulu lmao
>>106292215They move on because they individually just want to, Bellator isn't infinitely wealthy and the young guys are aware of where the 'best' are. Besides, Lyoto is a beast and would fuck up all these kids anyway. Give them a shot and get them crane kicked haha
>>106292332He's a faggot zoomer? oh i get it, boomer.
>>106292285Watching him speedbag a Japanese guys head or watching him gas and slowly get beaten to death was always amazing. PRIDE cards with him on it were great
>>106292350lmao he did not
>>106292349I'm 27, and have been watching mma since I was 8. You're a retarded little faggot who probably thinks Jorge is a legit contender, and Sean omalley was for real. I'll split your fucking skull with my thunder cock if you ever speak to me that way again, little faggot.
>>106292413>2001. There;s no way you knew about it back then
>>106292438A nafri without a father, shocking!>>106292435Where you at pussy?
>>106292496I'm in the new thread you literal fat fuck, come on over so i can permaheem you back to your wheelchair, fatty
>>106292040Probably soft femdom, like face sitting, (clean) butthole worshipping, foot worshipping, ruined orgasm handjobs, cum countdowns, mocking JOI and such
>>106287252How much surgery did she undergo lmao
>>106288789If this nigger doesn't like MMA then why does he even cover it go back to apehoop
>>106290606So fucking Based