LEAGUE MATCHDAY 2019th February>Boavista【1-0】Moreirense20th February>Belenenses SAD【2-1】Nacional>GIl Vicente【1-0】Santa Clara>Sporting【2-0】Portimonense21st February>Paços de Ferreira【2-1】Vitória SC>Rio Ave【0-1】Famalicão>Braga【4-0】Tondela>Farense【0-0】Benfica22nd February>Marítimo【19:00】FC PortoLEAGUE TABLE>1. Sporting - 51pts>2. SC Braga - 43pts>3. FC Porto - 41pts>4. Benfica - 39pts>5. Paços de Ferreira - 38pts>6. Vitória SC - 32pts>7. Moreirense - 25pts>8. Santa Clara - 25pts>9. Rio Ave - 22pts>10. Belenenses SAD - 21pts>11. Nacional - 21pts>12. Tondela - 21pts>13. Portimonense - 19pts>14. Gil Vicente - 19pts>15. Farense - 18pts>16. Boavista - 18pts>17. Famalicão - 18pts>18. Marítimo - 17ptsPORTUGUESE CUP SEMI-FINALS〉1st leg>Braga【1 - 1】FC Porto>Estoril Praia【1 - 3】SL Benfica〉2nd leg>FC Porto【03/03】Braga>SL Benfica【04/03】Estoril PraiaCHAMPIONS LEAGUE - RO1617th February>FC Porto【2 - 1】JuventusEUROPA LEAGUE - RO3218th February>SC Braga【0 - 2】Roma>SL Benfica【1-1】Arsenalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h772djl9BDs [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rougR2Q2lnQ [Embed]Prev: >>106214352
fuck sporting
fuck porco
and fuck sport lisboa & vieira
Is Jj a fraud? How come he won everything in Brasil and is failing to win on this league?
>>106270356because 1) a new wave of portuguese managers are currently managing in our league. JJ can't keep up2) benfica doesn't have the stacked quad it did in the early 2010s3) brasil/south america is a farmer's football country/continent. Abel is a below average manager in portugal and won the libertadores lolJJ's dream of making it big in europe is dead if he can't even keep up with younger tugão managers.
>>106270356It's all Vieira's fault. Jesus wanted to bring good, smart midfielders, like when he brought Matic, Javi Garcia, Enzo Perez; and he wanted to play more with the youngsters, but Vieira put a gun to his head and forced him to bring Gilberto and Cebolinha, and to play with Pizzi and Gabriel and Tarabat, which are totally not the kind of players Jesus would ever play with, he totally would rather have had Pote, for example
Pontos do Benfica ao final da 20ª jornada:1994/95 - 47 pts1995/96 - 43 pts1996/97 - 40 pts1997/98 - 36 pts1998/99 - 43 pts1999/00 - 41 pts2000/01 - 40 pts...2020/21 - 39 ptsO Jorge Jesus consegue ter menos 8 pontos que o Artur Jorge em 94/95. Inacreditável
>A conta é insonias em carvao. Dá pa fazer alguma coisa?>Já ta tratado sr presidente.Onde é que estavam quando a chamada foi feita?
>>106270414kek
>>106270685insonias got VIEIROGGED
Todo benfiquistas deveria procurar um psicólogo
>>106270972Todos os brasileiros deviam procurar um dicionário de português.
>>106270991zing
>>106270685what happened to insonias
>>106271180probably got mass reported by vieira bots
>>106271184oh lolthe benfica civil war has begun, has it
Quais são as chances do o Vieira se demitir? Isto é mau demais.
>>106270991
Just four more years kek
>*Shits in your league*
>>106271184more like he used like 0.5sec of sporttv footage and got reported
>>106270685>the call that killed insonias
>>106271560
>>106271581mere coincidence
he could save benfica
>makes tugao reach 500 posts
>>106272017thanks car
>O Ajax está preparar uma nova estratégia de redistribuição dos direitos televisivos no campeonato dos Países Baixos. Uma medida que faz parte da estratégia para lutar contra a falta de visibilidade da Eredivisie no estrangeiro.>O emblema de Amesterdão acredita que a falta de interesse na prova se deve à baixa competitividade existente no campeonato. De forma a combater isto, o Ajax está disposto a perder os lucros provenientes dos direitos televisivos em prol de uma distribuição mais igualitária, que permita às equipas da zona média da tabela fazer outro tipo de investimento.
Literally everything is falling into place at Benfica. LFV said, 4 years ago, in a TVI interview: "Tenho a sensação que vou sair a meio de um mandato". What's happening now isn't a coincidence, it's just a power play to keep someone he trusts in power. Fuck Vieira.
>>106272790Vieira playing 4D chess
>>106270991based
>549another portuGEESE miracle. literally who can stop us?
>gonçalo was injured yesterday>today he scored for the b teamReally gets your nigs nogging.
https://twitter.com/Sporting_CP/status/1363496900025024512
>>106273690Sports media is so contrived
Benfiquistas, sejam fortes, minhas orações estão com vocês.
>>106273796Ide pro caralho. Clube de traficantes de droga
>>106273796>macaco alliance
>>106273796obrigado irmão. muita saúde para você e toda a sua senpaiília.
lembram-se daquela vez em que
>>106274149e um bem haja.
>>106270454now I want to know what was he going to say about shirt sponsors. what a teaser.
>>106273796Benfica acabou de entrar em uma da suas piores crises, tanto financeiras como técnicas... Vão ficar alguns anos sem ganhar PORRA NENHUMA.Agora é o momento do SPORTING dominar.
>>106274104>Ide pro caralho. Clube de traficantes de drogaOh the irony
>quintana nearly died>no porquista talks about himwow
>>106274644Who?
someone post that sopranos is based on porto pic
>Artur Soares Dias no Borussia Mönchengladbach-Manchester City
Vai trabalhar masé moço
>>106274315>sporting>dominar
>>106274837Here>>106274644Sorry that I can't post exactly after the news is confirmedHope he'll be okay. Very few people have given so much to FC Porto like him
estamos estristes
Se o Sporting for campeão o BdC suicida-se
why does gol tv only get commentators with the weirdest accents possible
>>106274315>financiallyFinancially Benfica is doing great, only financially, everything else is dogshit.
Padrão dos Descobrimentos should be reinvented. Not memeing
>>106275383EL PORTUGUESE TERMINATOR, BABY!
>>106274644Damn, has he gotten the rona? It seems we've been seeing an increase in heart diseases in athletes during the pandemic. Truly upsetting.
>>106275485Daqui a pouco bota se abaixo a ponte salazar
>>106275514Still having a Ponte Marechal Carmona is ridiculous, I agree
im not watching the game but im going to say that goal just now probably wasnt valid and that there will be a red card
>>106274644>modalidadesno one cares were not sporting
>>106275472After all this investment and no CL money/ticket revenue? If we fail the CL next year, we're fucked.
>>106275660Feelingz money.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE US ARTUR SOARES DIAS YOU CANT LET AN ANDRADE SCORE AGAINST US
dunno why it took them so long, it was clearly onside
>>10627547250/60 million euros net less in the next r&ceven finances-wise >we're doing terribly
>>106275694LINE CALIBRATION INTENSIFIES
>>106275694just pranking maritimo hahahaha
>>106275668We've already spend it on negociatas. And some of it is probably in someone's pocket, not in Benfica's safes.
>>106275694Estavam a tentar arranjar maneira de desenhar as linhas a favor do Porto.
>>106275701>>106275715I'll rather wait for the financial report than speculate the exact values and how deep in the negative post sales we are.If there is something Benfica has been doing right the past years, it's income and diversifying income.Can't wait for Vierone to get the Brain Swelling Virus.
what did sport tv mean by that white screenJOGO INVENTADO
>>106275773>tfw this was just PES 2021 on an ultra realism modexplains why sporting are doing so well
>>106275773This whole season is simulated, remember when they accidentally broadcasted from a video game camera angle in Taça Allianz? That was the first clue.
excellent fucking goalkeeping
that fucking double save wow
please don't
>the foul that precedes the Porto goal>all that time to validate a clearly on side goal>this corner kick not givenWhy are Portuguese refs so shit bros? I legit can't take this anymore
(P)orto warning
acabem com este circo e mandem o caoceicao para a rua
>>106275962it's incredible how rio ave had two fantastic keepers on the same team and also how most people don't know how about this too
>>106275628Plastic piggy.
>>106276001Não há desculpa para ter um futebol tão pobre, para não conseguir desmontar equipas como o Marítimo. Tarda nada o Porto está ao nível do Benfica.
esse tal de cãoceição é mais demais hein? kkkkk
>"Ó P'RA ISTO!"
>>106275981Good point, but I already wasted my remaining 10 euros on Leiria to win. Porto is gonna ruin my large stake on Amora & Porto acca.
>>106276151i'm surprised they didn't give the marega penalty shout
digits and ponte 25 de abril is now called ponte sneed
>>106276596>96
>>106276596>>96i just love ponte sneed
>>106275351não
>corona claiming he was pulled lel no you just missed that ball
Este jogo está a pedir penalty para o Porto.
Sergio Oliveira 88 (P)
essa era pra marcar caralho
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>>106277350could've killed the game there and then, fuck
Bombock
>>106277364how did he manage to save after getting hit with it, those reflexes man
I'm not watching the match but I'm listening to CMTV. Am I right in thinking that Porto isn't losing because of Marchesin?
>>106277387it was insane
>>1062773952 big saves in the past 5 minutes so you could say so
BAMBCOCKBAMBCOCKBAMBCOCKBAMBCOCKBAMBCOCK
>>106277424what did he do?
>the guy doing the commentary for CMTV just said Porcohello there lad, I know you're here
>>106277395Yes. Porto is so shit ffs if Sporting let's this slip they might as well delete the fucking club
PENALTY PRO PORTO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMAIS UMNEM DISFARÇAM
there it is
EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME EVERY TIME
>>106277310Clockwork
>>106277306>>106277306>>106277306
what the fuck was the defender thinking there lmao the briefcases arrived late but they got them just in time
olival? More like Fluvial lol
>>106277426He is
how insanely lame
basta?
BORDOUBORDOUBORDOU
onde é que aquela merda é penalti caralho???
how does it feel to get saved in the last few minutes every other game
o filho do caoceicao jogou tipo 40 minutos e ja cavou 3 penalties
>defender dumb>soft as fuck penalty>goalkeeper doesn't even make an effort to save ityeah, i'm thinking rigged
>>106277589Welcome to Wolves
BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA BASTA
>>106272732Baseadão, devíamos fazer isto cá
contra tudo e contra todos hehehehe
>>106277589no shit, they keep flopping in or near the box, waiting for penalty fidelidade
so com penalties inventados e que ganham ao ultimo e ao penultimo lugar kkkkkk
>Tugão absolutely fumingPorto (P) was the best thing to happen this year, loving every second
Feels great to win like this. Saturday we beat Sporting and their yearly meltdown begins.BICAMPEOESBICAMPEOESBICAMPEOESBICAMPEOESBICAMPEOES
CHUPEM HAHAHAHAHAHA
>é mais fácil ganhar à Juventus do que ao MarítimoSUPERLIGA EUROPEIA! JÁ>m-mas o FC Porto não era convidado e não! n-na melhor das hipóteses ia para a segunda divisãoQue se foda! Antes lutar contra a Real Sociedad do que contra o Marítmo
Filho da puta do jogador do Maritimo fez de proposito
Júlia Palha bros, are you ready for our QUEEN on tv?
Festejam penalties cavados como se fossem golos, que miséria de liga
ja ganhei tanto dinheiro a custa dos penalties que o porto inventam que nem acreditam
>>106277701Espera até saberes que ele chegou a jogar no FC Porto B, Lagartixa ;^)
>>106277734Baseadinho
>Porto player gets fouled inside the box>tugão starts seethingbuying Taremi and promoting Conceição jr were the best things Porto could've done this uear, these shit defenders are too easy to outsmart and commit too manu fouls
É lidarem filhos da puta.Hey, Sportinguistas? Estamos a chegar :)
>>106277734hey wait but i didn't post that
>>106277728É mesmo fácil fazer dinheiro nesta liga.
>>106277690neither will happen
>>106277777checkedits over
>>106277777Nice digits nigga
É um bocado injusto porque um jogador com uma altura e peso decente nunca na vida conseguiria sacar um penalty daqueles
let's hear it /tugão/why wasn't this a penalty?and would it have been if it was for your team/against Porto?i just want to know if you're just seething, choking on your blind hatred, ou completely delusional
>45 +4 vs braga - scored>89 vs braga - scored>88 vs maritimo - missed>59 vs gil - missed>45 +7 vs paços - scored>21 vs nacional - scored>22 vs moreirense - scored>32 vs famalicão - scored>82 vs boavista - scored>86 vs boavista - missed>80 +3 vs maritimo - scored
>>106277763Temos um terceiro portugues em inglaterra no /tugao/?
>>106277777off to marquis of pombal
>>106277777>unironically believing sporting will win the leaguethx for the keks
>>106277808*90 +3
>>106277810Sim
>>106277777OPORTO ETERNALLY BTFO
>>106277810Boifiquista was jelly and got a vpn
>>106277805check the last 5-10 minutesI counted at least 3 dives just for conceicao. They dive until the ref has enough
>>106277810i think we do but he's on/offeither way it's not me because i wouldn't use capitalization, i type informally here
Btw TSU is back faggots
>>106277777
>>106277850kek
>>106277805Francisco feels contact, and throws himself to the ground. To me, not a benuldy, but defender was dumb as fuck. >t. buzzword
>>106277858It's me, also I'm the whoe sometimes post "Ladies and gentlemen, your Primeira Liga leaders, goodnight." with sporting logo
That was a textbook penalty. Imagine having to foul a manlet when you don't even need to jump to win the ball
>>106277899checked3's a crowd, 3 brits' a pub
>>106277805It's one of those pens that we all hate to see, because it was obviously "cavado".Now the defender was really stupid for falling for such an obvious bait.
>>106277874>carga nas costas>not a benuldycome on now
>Quintana's on a comaJesus christ...
>>106277899>lagartos copying benfiquistasnever change kek
>>106277941entao todos os cantos ha penalties
>>106277986Who started going to Marques de Pombal to celebrate the titles? Think before posting faggot
>>106277981Now this is worrying, guy doesn't deserve it.World class keeper.
>>106277981jesus...
porcos do caralho é muito fácil marcar penalties ao porco, filhos duma grande puta
>>106278150stay mad nigga
>>106278168filho da puta corno
something is not right
>>106278174BwahahahahahahahhaMAD AS FUCK
>>106278150desde que empataram com o boavista com 2 penalties nunca mais abriram a boca sobre a arbitragem. Menos que um por jogo é #CONTRATUDOECONTRATODOS #BASTA
>>106278184claro que grunhos mcomo tu gostam de ganhar assim, porco nojento filho da puta
>>106278175Am I blind or is Benfica not here? KEK
>anão, postando sobre os pênaltis do Benfica novamente?
>>106278199Keep insulting me, i'm almost coming
>>106278190>desde que empataram com o boavista com 2 penalties nunca mais abriram a boca sobre a arbitragemMas isso foi a semana passada e ganhamos todos os jogos desde entao
>>106278175Fora de tangas, porque caralhos é que o Benfica não tem um único penalty marcado a seu favor?
>>106278199>ganhar assimmas foi um penalty limpinho eheh
>>106278248Porque nem simular sabem.Simple as that
>>106278248need to flop in the box more often, just learn a thing or 2 with Taremi, Corona and friends
>>106278275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r96JsrN2knE>Jogador do Benfas a tentar cavar um penalty
>>106277981did he have covid in the past?
>>106278226vou-te matar filho da puta
>>106278226bit gay
is this where porto practices? Wheres the toyota?
>>106278215punchable face
>>106278310Vais nada, és gordo de mais para sair de casa.
>>106278226kek, keep them seething anão
está a dar alguma coisa interessante na TV?
why do portistas say they only get more penalties because they have possession?
>>106278336começa a olhar para trás na rua, é um aviso meu grande monte de esterco
>>106278378Wait for CMTV pé em riste for glorious seething.altough it's kinda staged, but w/e
>>106278297But JJ said only the german doesn't know when to fall, implying every one else on Benfica is a flopper
Desse jeito vão matar o benfiquista, isso não é saudável
>>106278378Liz derby on canal 11, Leiria vs Marinhense. Watch our 3rd division.
>>106278390Vá anda cá, chora aqui no meu ombro, vá...Vai tudo ficar bem...
i just hope that we are making the anon that said "sporting killed /tugão/" because there was no seething anymore proud, we brought it back boys>>106278412eh they'll live, if sportinguistas did so can they they
>>106278412cala-te macaco filho da puta>>106278422és um porco nojento
>>106278175loving the seethe, but do post all the times Porto didn't deserve the penaltyalso since someone's mentioned it, post all the ones benfica should've haddon't even need to post the ones Porto deserved and weren't called (like the Nanu incident) or the ones against benfica that also weren't called (like the elbow to the face vs Farense)every week it's the same bitching from you lot, but no actual mistakes pointed out, just purr unbridled seethe
>>106278415>fucking Marinhense together with Leiria in the same divisiondidn't know Leiria was that bad
Boabisteiro going crazy.
>>106278436Toma um Valium, NO CU LMAO
>>106278436Ainda agora fui tomar banho...Quem é que te fez mal, foi o Pinto da Costa?Ou foi o Sérgio Conceição?Vá conta lá que eu vou lá falar com ele(s) para eles não serem tão maus para ti.
>>106278398is Pé em Riste that show with Calado, Rodolfo and Otávio Machado?
with the amount of money im making from (P)orto i might be able to afford a new toyota
OUTRO PENALTY? AHAJHAJHAHJAJHAAHJAHJHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>106278412RIP Bois, you shan't be missed
>>106278486Nope, it's the one with Anibal Pinto, and the others i can't remember the name.It's the one where they're supposed to be more spicy, but it's staged af lol
>>106278461>>106278470vocês gostam mesmo de ser grunhos
Are there any betting websites that allow you to pick which player will get fouled in the box?
>O FC Porto está completamente dependente do OtávioOBRIGADO, CONCEIÇÃO!
>>106278386who says that?we got the player that got the most penalties last season because he knows how to manouver inside the box and that's a lot of them right there
>>106278527Define "grunho"
>>106278528try asking on /bet/
>>106278527>vocês gostam mesmo de ser grunhos>>106278310>>106278390Fodasse, não te esqueças da medicação
>>106278453theres like 80 teams in that divisioneither way Leiria is going up, even if just to the new 3a
>>106278538Sad
Boavistaposter, I think he is talking to you: >>106278125
>>106278551porquista que se queixa de arbitragens mas gosta de ser levado ao colo
>>106278691tudo normal
>>106276167Who's he talking to?
Nem venham com merdas porquistas do caralhoAquilo nem no basketbol e falta
>>106278755daruine
delivery for tugao
>>106278451>loving the seethe, but do post all the times Porto didn't deserve the penaltyfrom the top of my head:>vs Braga #1 SOFTlegs stopped working touching his arm>vs Marítimo NO PENMarega kicked the defenders leg, the most blatant one of them all>vs Gil DEBATABLEthe player is turning away from the ball>vs Paços de Ferreira NO PENthe player is trying to support himself and has the ball in controlI don't have the time to check all 3000 penalties.
>>106278834AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHH mata-te filho da puta
>>106278834Kek
>>106270308Anyone have a link to the Ac Marinhense1Ud Leiria1Game
>>106278010Restauradores were just too small. We can trade if you want to
>>106278010try winning more frequently lol
>>106278327O país era mais bonito sem o porco. Bastante simples
>>106278881who
eheh
>>106278839>vs bragapushed, foul>vs maritimoagreed, the only wrong call>vs gilfound nothing provide link>vs paçosplayer handles ball and prevents pass, foulso out of all these you got 1congratulations, you proved Porto isn't getting benifited on a regular basis
https://twitter.com/oalegre1906/status/1363958175695781891
>>106279138From the trouxedores of atropelated....
Choraste?
>>106278722boifiquistas esquecem rápidohttps://youtu.be/DXlbLg58bh0
for me its ponte sneed
>>106279654based
>>106280012Para mim é o Belenenses de Grândola
maritimo ao contrário escreve-se omitiram
>>106280257Já todos sabíamos disso
>>106280346e não me disseram nada?
>>106279376>shut it down
loureiro bros things are not looking good
>>106280257>>106280346eu não sabia
>estoril>académica>feirenseyeah I'm think norf teams are getting fucked next year in liga superliga noz sagres bwin
>>106281143>superligagood times
>>106281143I have no idea where Santa Maria da Feira is
>>106281332middul
>>106281343Just checked and that's north in my book. Anything above Aveiro (not included) is
>>106281343aveiro is souf norf
>>106281366yes, but it's Aveiro district, so middul it is.
>>106281385vila da feira belongs to porto metropolitan area, so it's norf
>>106281343If Viseu is norf I don't see why SMF would be anything but norf
Any anons in Alentejo besides me? Kisses
>>106281256kino logo
>>106280117this kekbig win if theyll just move
What is Gondomar like?
>>106280960what's the latest?
>>106281332>>106281343>>106281366>>106281381>>106281385>>106281405>>106281410let me educate you /tugão/districts and metropolitan areas are recent divisions not in line with local culture, history, or peopleFeira is norf, but it's the absolute southern tip of norfAveiro and Viseu are Beiras, so middul
>>106281584a shitholemaybe the worst in the north alongside Trofa and Paredes, and definitely the worst in greater Porto, since all the others are at worst decent enough placesexcept for maybe Valongo
>>106280960Don Valentone! quem diria? Pensava que se ficava por coações e corromper arbitros mas já vi que está a actuar noutro escalão muito mais pesado.
>>106281801diz ele enquanto o clube dele tem 1 penalti por jogo e os rival tem 0 numa temporada inteira. No youtube ta la tudo.Gostes ou nao dos loureiros eles ja nao tao ligados ao boavista. Cope
>Valentim dos Santos Loureiro, de seu nome, nasceu no dia de consoada, 24 de dezembro de 1938. Estudou Direito na Faculdade de Direito da Universidade de Coimbra, tendo posteriormente juntado ao exército durante o Regime Salazarista.>Aí, deu-se início a um de muitos casos que se sucederam ao longo da sua vida, o famoso “Caso das Batatas” em que resumidamente o capitão do exército roubou rações do exército para proveito próprio. Durante a guerra colonial, para além do caso das batatas, foi também julgado e condenado por vender balas a uma das fações revolucionárias da Guiné, o PAIGC, tendo tudo isso resultado na sua expulsão do exército.>No entanto depois do 25 de abril, Valentim Loureiro, que até à data da sua expulsão em meados dos anos 60 onde tinha a patente de capitão do exército, foi readmitido no mesmo, mas com a promoção à patente de Major.>Já no que à política diz respeito, começou por entrar no PSD onde enquanto esteve no PSD, foi banido do partido por práticas indevidas. Ao longo da sua vida política e pessoal, destacam-se inúmeras acusações de branqueamento de capitais, burla, abuso de poder, prevaricação, corrupção ativa, corrupção passiva, entre outros. No entanto, apesar das provas mais que concretas, inexplicavelmente nunca foi condenado, tendo sido só penalizado ora pena suspensa, ora com multas>Com o apoio dos social-democratas candidatou-se para as eleições para a Câmara Municipal do Porto no ano de 1993, assim como se candidatou com o movimento Gondomar no Coração. Este mesmo movimento saiu vitorioso no ano de 2007, tendo arrebatado ao PS a câmara desta mesma cidade com a famosa ‘’campanha dos eletrodomésticos”. Também esteve envolvido no processo “Apito Dourado”, juntamente com Pinto da Costa e Lourenço Pinto. Atualmente é Presidente Honorário do Boavista, sendo o presidente do clube o seu filho, João Loureiro.baseado
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>>106281847Who the fuck wrote thisIt's full of gramatical mistakes
>>106281984kek, it's an article posted on Escola Superior de Educação de Viseu webpagehttps://www.esev.ipv.pt/dacomunicacao/index.php/2020/01/21/do-boavistao-a-politica-da-cidade-de-gondomar-eis-valentim-loureiro/
>>106281725Nothing is worse than Ermesinde when it comes to northern cities tho
>>106282055at least they have gajas memo boas, no?
>>106282136no. that is Vizela
>>106282055Ermesinde é onde há gajas boas ó boi, mas mesmo boas daquelas que tu olhas e dizes "que caja boa"
>>106282144essa é a terra da bruna magalhães
>>106282055Ermesinde is in Valongo
>>106282172vocês têm que arranjar ajuda, como é que conhecem estas pitas todas
sporting vs porto predictionspost 'emi'm thinking 1-1
>>106282195brunaposting was a tugão hallmark, i miss it
>>106282274------------------------Luiz Diaz (27)Pote (44) -----------------------------Pote (51)---------------------------------------------- Sérgio Oliveira (66)-------------------------- Marega (72)Coates (90+2)------------------------
>>1062822743-0 and Sporting wins
>>106282274Porto wins 2-0And the slipping starts(one can hope)
i hope that little bitch francisco gets injured to the point he won´t be having a career anymore
>>1062822740-0 borefestporto cant lose and sporting can afford to stand back and tank
3-2>>106282433holy seethe
>>106282554i don´t care for the kid at all. i just want to see porks suffering in their own stadium alongside with losing the game
my son wont support a 3 cancer
porquistas will defend their penalty and claim this isn't one
Vai dormir anão
>>106283067que puta de defesa
bump
>>106283067kek how the fuck was this not a penalty?
>>106281859dios mio...
>>106283067Nojo
Who remembers this kino?
>>106287103i do, atleast we finished that season with some laughs
>>106287103so many rude people wew
>>106287103>pigs ruining the funcringe
You all spent ages mocking FC Porto, saying there was a Sportinguização do FC Porto and shit like that, which obviously wasn't true...The truth, and you failed to state it, was that Conceição did a Jorgejesusização do FC Porto...
>aposta pessoal do presidente>vai ao brasil buscá-lo>contratado a peso de ouro>corre mal>encomenda capa ao rascord para grelhar o treinador na praça pública>presidente não assume culpa nenhuma>a culpa é do treinador, não da pessoa que fez um all-in ao contratá-lo
Dêem um descanso ao benfiquistas, só por hoje
manos. quanto tempo demora no fm a concluir um treino individual em especifico? >faz passes longos>remata colocadoetc
>>106287887
>>106288239Wow a sensible cover from abola
>>106288440Yes, they're always the least bad newspaper.
volta bruno lage
>>106288982Eu avisei
>>106288990same here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>106270389abel isn't praised here. imagine comparing the fucker with jj
>>106288982No thanks.
>>106289279t. sérgio cãoceição
>>106289284t. gajo sempre a spamar volta jesus há um ano
>>106289321sim, mas eu quero que o vieira se queimedepois de voltar o lage, vou pedir o regresso de rui vitória e quique flores.
>>106272017I love toyota's logo so much
https://expresso.pt/desporto/2021-02-23-Benfica-ponderou-comprar-o-Charlton-e-o-Almeriakek
>>106289380>troca de insultos com elementos dos No Name Boys, que trabalham como taxistasLmao you can't make this shit up
>>106289394I thought it was just a meme, or that the taxistas were just some normal boomer benfiquistas.I wasn't expecting them to actually be No Name Boys
>>106289369Kino logo
>>106289381m8 this was reported at the timesome benfica guy even gave an interview about it
>no name boys name on facebook is no name boys 92I know it's because of the year they were founded, but still, kek
>El Benfica quiso comprar la UD Almería antes de pagarle el fichaje más caro de la historia de la Segunda División>El dueño pedía 29 millones de euros por el club andaluz, que sólo consiguió vender tres años después a un ministro saudí por nueve millones menos>Los portugueses también intentaron adquirir el Charlton inglés en una operación alentada por el agente de jugadores Jorge Mendesturns out jorge mendes was involved in the darwin deal after all. benfica probably owed him around 25M, KEK\
>>106289518#difremtes
>>106289518Fraude no Barcelona, fraude no Real, fraude no Benfica. Mil vezes o Cardozo e mesmo o Lima
>>106283067>mentally ill abFCPs have stopped claiming the penalty wasn't a foul and started pretending there were fouls elsewherekek keep it comingtruly the protagonists of /tugão/
>porco has more penalties than Sporting has a lead over thema fruta voltou
does anyone know her name?
>Porto wins the Classico with a cheeky 90+ (P)>The Sporting meltdown begins>Tugão implodesCan't fucking wait
>porquistas hyping themselves up with a a -10pt distanceloving every laugh
>>106290004this. just imagine a 2008 porco in this state
>>106289991would be fucking hilarious to choke an 11 point lead desu
>>106290004I'm just fucking with you grunhos, I believe Sporting has this but one can hope for a Happening
>>10629014811 points lead means they can lose the 3 hard game they have away, rivals are still going to lose points because they play like shit and still have to face each other as well
>>106290176>doubting frutangmi
>>106290176i'd still leave nothing to chanceregardless of what happens on the 27th, sporting has to win all their games or atleast draw them, we can't get complacent despite the points gap
>>106290308>the same fruta that so far lost 6 points in february even in the unlikeliness of winning the game next week they will still have lost 3 points
>>106290412sporting is 1 pinto da costa call away from starting the slip
>>106290417old cunt probably can´t even use his prick at this point
>>106290417i'd figure he'd make the call at the start of the season to wrap things up earlier, seems a bit late now
>>106290440where's the entertainment value in that?
>>106290483since when did he care about entertainment?
>>106290497since forever? ask the referees, they've always been entertained under his care
>>106290509i'm sure the referees always have been entertained, i thought that you meant the fans
>>106290509it wasn´t always coffee with milk, surely they also had more than one guarda abel dealing with them as well
>>106290549So he doesn't care about refs entertainment at all, why would the other anon lie?
>>106290567because handing out hookers isn´t about entertainment at all, it´s about extortion
>>106290431>agrediu com imagens e palavraso que é que lhes disseram, tugão?
do any of you do anything other than hope all day that the refs are bought for Porto, just so your conspiracy theories are validated?shouldn't you be thinking more about your big points advantage, or at least start charging rent for having us living in your heads rent free?seems like a waste of a life what you're doing
the biggest waste of life is being a porquista. trow yourself into the ribeirinha. faggot
>>106290987>seems like a waste of a life what you're doing>writes this on a mongolian throat singing websiteI don't think you understand what kind of place this is
>>106291023Não fale assim...
Quando vou à Bimbolândia jogar,Sei que o gravador vão usar,Queriam que a merda da vossa cor,Fosse tão grande como a do nosso amor,Vêm a Alvalade,E metem o REC,Aos 90' já cantam c'a gente,Raça de corruptos,Gostam é de fruta,Vocês são uns filhos de um puta...
>>106270991Assim como todo Tuga deveria ir cuidar da sua rosca, para não queimá-la em meio a padaria.
>>106291161>sua roscaquê?
foda-se o thread do vieira no serbenfiquista move-se a umas 200 páginas por dia, assim não tenho condições para acompanhar.
>>106290987what conspiracy theories? The one where pinto da costa did nothing but valentim and proenca were crooks? You have to be very dense to think pinto doesnt do anything illegal nowadays when he can get away with ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx6Xz5rRuGY&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JSgXwqQJUY&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLpgst6hll8&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctr4C-j3Vyohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itkcfELRzys&https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QGKsne8TaU&
the videos of Malheiro blowing Capristano the fuck out are being DMCA'd kekhttps://twitter.com/olhaoquete2igo/status/1363298525380038657
>>106291187>tuga>não conhece rosquinhasNão é atoa que tem fama de burro mundo a fora.
https://youtu.be/cqo5ltVC49k
>>106291304>atoawhat
>>106291310>no yellow cardswhat a fucking joke
Que florzinhas
>>106291377>aliada a questões internasfunny how they sneak that in there but don't expand. someone who isn't paying attention will get the impression that the blame is on the associates for demanding more.
o problema do Bruno de Carvalho foi ter começado a achar que mandava mais do que o dono (Alvaro Sobrinho), que por acaso controla parte da CS... No Benfica o Vieira é o "dono".
o problema do Bruno de Carvalho foi a coca e as gajas
https://twitter.com/Wilson25Marques/status/1364179860902526976kek
>>106291465he did that twice in the game, he fell and then tried to kick the opponent every time and the ref did nothing
>>106291457>coca e as gajasLiving the Loureiro life
Oh não não não não
>>106291586let's see /tugão/ intellectuals defend this
the plan is simple, we send pinto da costa and Vieira to Vigo permanently and every supder dragao member gets put in a watch list. Porto and benfica get put in the spanish league
Que porra é essa? Kkkk
>>106291612This, but put every ultra on the watchlist
>>106291586>+100 milhões em contratações quando bastava apenas ir buscar o Conceição JrO estado absoluto do Benfas
>>106291619it's just the comuna boifiquista, don't worry about him
É verdade que o Otávio é o melhor jogador do Porto? Quem diria
>>106291696Ora essaNão é o melhor mas o Porto do Conceição está completamente dependente dele
>>106291279yes, that's why since he spoke after the 2 major incidents that baffled the world and that were against Porto, there have been no controversies aside from you schizoes deluding yourselves into believing fouls against Porto shouldn't be calledget help, these mindless obcessions can't be good for you, and more importantly, your families
>>106291304>zuca>a chamar a alguém burrokek
>>106291696só para imaginar o absoluto estado dessa agremiação
>baffled the worldthis grunho thinks his bairro is the world
>>106291818whats truly baffling to the world is that pinto da costa and proenca are not in jail and that porto was the only club in the Apito Dourado who didnt get punished at all when there is clear evidence on youtube.The evidence was illegal but was legal enough to send down 3 clubs
>>106291696não diria, mas tornouzse dos mais importanteso Sérgio é o melhor actualmente
Why is it always grunhoposters that call others grunho? Fuck... I was a grunho all along
>>106291883>tornouzseteikirize
>>106291862what has that have to do with this?and since when was Porto the only club who didn't get punished?what kind of propaganda has Valentim put on you lot kek?
>>106291945phoneposting and the - apparently didn't show up
nobody cares about your club grunho, no ammount of crying in a vietnamese rice cooking forum will change that
>>106291978You are forgiven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRcC6poJaHw
im voting for Socrates, he wont rob us again for sure
>>106292035for someone who doesn't care you sure seem to post a whole lot about itone could even say obsessively
>>106292110>contra informaçãokinowhy did they stop doing it?
im voting for bloco de esquerda because i imagine myself getting fucked by Catarina Martins, Marisa Matias and the mortagua sisters with a strap on while wearing a lipstick
>>106292175actual critique of public figures on a national broadcast channel? i wonder why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2-PtkYmw9EKek some things never change
>>106292224ran for 10 year, can't have been only that, or else they would've stopped doing it sooner
>>106292283it ended in the mandate of socrates when things go rough. just saying...
>>106292110there's one kino sketch i've never been able to find againit was about trophies going missing in the Porto museum, so Bimbo's dog Bobi was acting like scooby doo to find the culpritit was Mourinho, since he left for Chelsea but wanted to bring the trophies with him
>>106292307ok makes sense
>>106292325do you know bobi and the cat are reinaldo teles and antero henriques?
What would Bruno de Carvalho's name on Contra Informação?
>>106291719Isto, infelizmente.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwhVKWG9Li4
>>106292429brunão?
>>106292429Bronca e Enxovalho
negru
>>106292243wasn't contra informação supposed to come back recently?
>https://www.abola.pt/nnh/2021-02-23/emirados-arabes-unidos-nakajima-sofre-grave-lesao/880243PUTA QUE PARIU!
>>106292243>eusébiosome things do change, unfortunately...
>>106292556yeah it's in the works
>>106292561jesus christ, he doesn't deserve all the things that happened so far
>>106292561Rip Naka
ESTE DOMINGO>João Malheiro>Toni>Vítor Paneira no Benfica FM.
https://youtu.be/XcJ7eaBTI9w?t=116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFcJAqDqpMk
>>106292660>>106292698i miss Bar da Liga lads
>>106270356He was always a meme fren. He won titles with Benfica when they had the best team of the league, and he won in Brazil when Flamengo was clearly the superior team.He should've won more than he did with those Benfica squads, inclusing an Europa League title. He's very stubburn and tactically limited. Now that Benfica is pretty average squad, and they wasted money on flops, he can't achieve fuck all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SD75UO7s6Y
>>106292531kek>>106292571it's Rui Costa nowjust another club legend puppet
>>106292734>He won titles with Benfica when they had the best team of the leagueTechnically speaking, FC Porto had a stronger team in his last year at Benfica, but practically everybody was new and Benfica had retained its coach and some key players
>>106292698Os meus pais viram este sketch na RTP Memória na semana passada
>>106293005sou eu filho, só venho aqui ver a porcaria que dizes. a tua mãe está muito desapontada.
How many will >we put past the arse tomorrow?
>>106293155Zero?
>>1062931550
penso eu de que
>>106293656bobby! tareco! busca busca, mata mata!
>>106293155Last digit is how many ARSE ANAL will score.
>>106295085Rip Benfica's arse
>>106295085I'm ready
>>106289380>macaco so scared by some random Benfica boomers that he pretends they're members of no name boysjej
>inshallah ganamos mást. Feddal sobre ganhar titulos
>>106291290Werks on my machine
>>106292654Para mim, é a professora Lourdes.
>>106289380Então são este os taxistas que fazem o transporte da coca quando ela chega ao aeroporto hehe
>>106295264Who's this sloot?
>>106296648Já postaste issoJá sabemos que o Vieira é uma merda
>PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT VIEIRAAAA YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT PORCOOOOOOO
>>106296880in normal circumstances porco and sporting should be on the spotlight this week
>Felix doing nothing as usualWhat happened to this boy? he used to be good
>>106297233heh... time...
>>106296946i think it's not because of either benfica being so far behind to the point they can't hope to catch up or sporting being so far ahead that they could lose to a rival and just be a bump on the road
>>106298131não sabia que os aviões podiam voar a 10 graus de altitude
WE TRIBUNAL NOW
>>106298131>dragonas
>the state of boifiquistas
HONK FOR VIEIRA
>>106298486based
>>106298524holy fuck i just kek'd irl
>>106298524What the fuck
>>106298470acceptable mistake since dragons aren't real
>>106298524what's wrong with this?
>>106298768imagine being so fucking bad you ask reddit to help your multimillionaire clubnot even sporting did this, this is a fucking low
>>106298746they are in my heart
>Calado claiming Vieira was elected "unanimously"LMAO
>>106298830that's not a dragon, that's a dweyrn
>>106297233Too busy fucking 16 yo thots
I can't imagine a fat Portuguese for some reason
>>106298917i used to weight 98 kg last summer and now im at 86 with 1.85 m
>>106298957Good for you, man, keep it up! What's your goal?
>>106298971i wanted to join the army but i was refused (to combat roles) because i have asma, now i don´t feel like doing anything
making a thread
>>106298855Calado is probably the person who annoys me the most when it comes to football, even more than Pedro Guerra.He's always with that stupid smirk and you can just see he never had an original thought in his entire life. Worse than a dog.
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