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*comfy bundes in euro bear edition*

upcoming:

>MONDAY 22/02
2nd /bundes/
20:30 SpVgg Greuther Fürth - Holstein Kiel

>TUESDAY 23/02
2nd /bundes/
18:30 SC Paderborn - 1. FC Heidenheim

/bundes/ in /cl/
21:00 Lazio Rom - Bayern München

>WEDNESDAY 24/02
/bundes/ in /cl/
21:00 Borussia Mönchengladbach - Manchester City

>THURSDAY 25/02
/bundes/ in /el/
18:55 TSG Hoffenheim - Molde FK
21:00 Bayer Leverkusen - Young Boys Bern
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era of the bull
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>schalke
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>>106260593
jesus christ, that's just depressing
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>Jamal Musiala, who is expected to accept an invitation to join up with Germany’s squad next month
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Can Bayern deliver?
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>>106261701
brexit means brexit
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>>106261701
Does he speak German?

>>106261799
Depends how many more players get the corona.
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Is this woundes?
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>>106261885
I think so, yes
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>>106262397
basiert
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Qu’est-ce que c’est bon de nous faire kiffer comme ça, MERCI LES GARS
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Le woun des
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Je ne parle pas français
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Will it ever get better for us Bremenbros? Football has been really painful for the most part in the last 11 years. I want to go back to the Zweitausender.
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>>106265273
>ynr last time the bundes didn't suck was when Dortmund won the championship
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good night
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the average bundes poster
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>>106265273
Stuttgart is on the up and all it needed was a relegation. Embrace it.
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I told you >Schalke would not get the record but still get relegated
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>>106269469
thats not haaland
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>>106269505
Don't be such a Svenja
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>Blundershitga
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>Paderborns Baumgart „Geheimfavorit“ bei Schalke für Neustart in 2. Liga
BAUMGART BROS?
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good morning frens
brb, coffee
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>>106270216
>accepting a job at >schalke
Can't imagine they are paying that much in 2. Bundes. Maybe if you are a jobless trainer
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>>106270216
>Schalke 2. Bundes
my Frens are coming!
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https://www.brigitte.de/aktuell/christoph-metzelder--der-ehemalige-fussballprofi-muss-vor-gericht-12396440.html
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>>106270216
in terms of mentality,baumgart is perfect for a job like this. i kind of wanted him in düsseldorf,to be honest.
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>>106271079
Why does it take so long? Guy was caught 2019.
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p-pls post the bundes duck
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>>106271541
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>>106271598
thank you anon, very cute!
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>>106271306
probably german b̶ü̶r̶o̶k̶r̶a̶t̶i̶e̶ gründlichkeit
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>>106271598
>King but at what cost
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>>106271306
this will take 10-12 years. they are waiting for the victims to come of age.
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SUPER BAYERN SUPER BAYERN
HEY HEY
SUPER BVLLEN SUPER BVLLEN
HEY HEY
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this ain't it
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I know they were kicked out a long time ago, but are there any Germans that still care about the Friedrich royal family?
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Monarchism is gay.
Royalists are super-gay.
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have the termin for the Urologe next week, but I'm scared of doctors and already sweating of the thought
In other news I am now here
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>>106270216
Lmfao. He is in no way made for this job. I like him, but >schalke, even without the impossible task of Wiederaufstieg, is way too big for him. I hope other decent coaches like Anfang, Schmidt or Hecking stay away from this shit pile. The only available coach that could actually help them is Stöger.
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>Ex-Nationalspieler Philipp Lahm, ..., rät in seinem neuen Buch davon ab, sich öffentlich zu outen: "Ich würde es mir wünschen, dass sich jemand outet. Es würde helfen, aber es lauern Gefahren.", warnt Lahm, denn es würden nicht alle für gut heißen. "Unsere Gesellschaft ist nicht so, dass jeder Homosexualität gut findet. Da muss man enorm stark sein, um all das zu verkraften. Darauf will ich hinweisen."
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what a fag
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>>106272681
yeah who goes to an urologist!?! lmao
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Ist das Wundes?
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>>106272681
yeah what the fuck it's not my fault I have to see the urologist
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>>106272762
Aufs Maul, dann kannste Wundes lecken!
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Lazio
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Just a reminder that our guys (Brøndby) are leading Superligaen after 17 games.
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>>106272819
they havent been doing too bad lately
def not a walk in the park for buyern
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>>106272453
Ok boomer
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>Fan-Empfang und Bus-Party: DFL verhängt Geldstrafe gegen BVB
>Dortmund hat die Geldstrafe über 75.000 Euro bereits akzeptiert.
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>>106270216
Baumgart would be based
Could become their Mainz era Klopp
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>>106274182
knirsch
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>>106274182
ughhhhhh if just absolutely everybody stayed home and wore their masks we would've defeated this horrible virus by now
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>>106274227
Already doing my best in this regard
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the bundes
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yes yes
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apart from Schneider have >Schalke sacked any of the responsible people yet?
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>>106274654
Soon
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Tom, what's your opinion about pic related?
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>>106274182
oh no no no ahahahaha
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time for the second bundes
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>>106275143
>Tom, what's your opinion about pic related?
Emma Hayes? Really like her playing style and tactics. One of the best coaches in female football imho.
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nice
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>>106275573
Oh you like her P and her Ts I get it
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time for holzbein
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they can get first place today
a real topspiel
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>inb4 snoozetastic 0:0 draw
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CANT KNEEL THE KIEL
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I apologise
HOLZBEINNNN
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>greater fart
>>106275811
oh (You)
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>>106275849
I was just reverse jinxing it to not have to watch a boring match :^)
I’m very high iq
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>>106275868
ok i understand
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Is Mees the 2. bundes Messi?
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>Wolfsburg on a CL spot
>Bremen will win the Pokal
>Hamburg and Kiel will get promoted
era of the NORF
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>>106275919
Yees
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>>106275929
b a s e d
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FÜRTH
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>Nielsen
traitor
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no problem we still got this holzbeinbros
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Asterisk season
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How many more chances is Kiel going to choke?
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>>106276597
that was a hard one
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>>106275929
also hoping for the based Rostocker Kogge lads to get back into second bundes
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>>106276611
Yeah but they missed several easy ones as well by now
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Mateta scored kek
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>Bayern have tightened their hygiene concept because there's risk of a complete team quarantine if another player tests positive. The players now aren't allowed to go shopping even with masks. They're only allowed to commute between home, Säbener Straße & games [Bild]
>The team is also now being tested on a daily basis even on the days off. Sometimes even two tests a day like before the flight to Frankfurt. All activities for the media, sponsors and other partners have been put on hold. There shouldn't be meetings with strangers
Stay inside or else
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>>106277216
Germany is truly spineless
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>>106277216
3 days tops before the Nechers will ignore all orders
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>>106277216
>all because Hansi made fun of Lauterbach and some rona mongos outraged because Rolexkalle shook that one guys hand in quatar

ebin
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>>106277317
Costa will just make more tiktoks
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>Kiel
olmo
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holzbeinbros...
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>keel
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>>106277216
This will still be our reality in February 2022, but with the flu and common cold instead of the corona.
It’s way past time to push back.
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based VAR
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BESCHISSEN WORDEN
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>>106277538
>its not about the virus but about how far you can push restrictions and the countries population without them disobeying

yes everybody with half a brain has realized this by now. they also already claimed to keep some of the restrictions because MUH environment. that should tell you enough on where this is going
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>Gnabry
>Süle
>Zirkzee
>Goretzka
>Javi
>Pavard
>Müller
>Coman unclear, had to quarantine
Can any club compete with Bayern for the Coronab Owl?
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>>106277794
Hoffenheim and Wolfsburg also had a lot of cases
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>>106277533
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fugg
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kino
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Give it to me straight, Germans...What's the landscape of 2.bundes looking like? M-my >schalkies are gonna get promoted right away...r-right?
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>>106277794
most people had the chink flu by now, just not any symptoms. also the only reason the mutant versions are spreading. give it a year and it's common knowledge.
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>>106278072
You should hope Schalke gets to play at all next season
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>>106278072
it's much tighter together
teams need strong mind
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hallo liebe brudchen

Please sign this MILESTONE petition to allow emojis on /sp/

https://www.change.org/p/hiroyuki-nishimura-hiroyuki-to-allow-emojis-on-sp-of-4channel

Few clicks for you - a giant leap for /sp/.
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Let's get money, man, it's our year
Pay me fifteen Gs, yo Huhn I'll sneeze on it
Ahchoo I'm rich say Gesundheit bitch

Please excuse me, Marseille, pardon my French
That Sarr dude block no criss, he just look like piss
I spent a quarter billion dollars just to look like this
In the /bundes/ signin' chickens, tryna pay my rent
Got a cock eyed Lewy and a bow legged Müller
Pigeon toed Coman, Sane wit the offside runs

I got bird flu, shawty, sellin' bird's my business (Yeah)
Catch that bird flu, shawty, that's a terrible sickness (Yeah)
I got bird flu shawty, in the summer it's Christmas (Yeah)
Catch that bird flu, shawty, Hasan handles the business (It's Uli)
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https://www.zeit.de/sport/2021-02/david-moyes-west-ham-united-premier-league-fussball/komplettansicht
>interview with Moyes
Some times Zeit football coverage is based.
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>who do i support?
>dynamo dresden, of course.
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reminder that HIV needed 1 (ONE) point against Sandhausen last season to go into the promotion playoffs and lost 1:5 (FIVE) at home
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
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>norf
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Did I ever post this?
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>>106280006
>didn't add /bundes/
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>>106280006
imagine being named Roland

poor guy
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>>106280127
not everyone can be blessed with a name like Thorben, Sören or Malte
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>>106280158
These names also being horrible dont change the fact that Roland is so too.
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>>106280246
Don't think so. Ages well, can be shortened to "Rol".
Would take it over most names.
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Did any German here know of Erwin Helmchen before 2 weeks ago?
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>>106271079
> brigitte.de
> alle hier so nice
> gute Quelle, Alter!

Ich so yeah, ihr Fdsn seid soooo schuwl, Alter, was geht!!?
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>>106281240
here is your daily based
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time for the schlafi soon now
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>>106281240
yikes
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haha i remember
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>>106280745
sure
Erwin is a legend
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>>106275143
>>106275573
I have to add that Thorisdottir has nudes out there.
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good night
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On a pedestal
Shining bright
Justify me
Make me right
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>>106287047
Is this the /mu/ndes?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tNizdyx-DE
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>>106287146
YES
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ldLk0rQORHY
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>>106287464
burgundy
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>>106287523
purpur
romans dressed their triumphators in it
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>>106287464
Should wear double mask. Neuer is too important to lose
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>Ein Lächeln auf den Lippen, die Sonnenbrille auf der Nase – im Mercedes-Cabrio-Oldtimer machte der Nationaltorwart (34) am Mittwoch eine Spritztour durch Oberbayern. Auf dem Beifahrersitz; Seine neue Freundin: Mit Mund-Nasen-Maske schützt sich seine Anika (19) vor Corona – und vor neugierigen Blicken.
>Knapp vier Monate nach der Trennung von Noch-Ehefrau Nina (27) zeigt sich Neuer mit einer anderen Blondine. Die Mode-Studentin soll bereits in Neuers Luxus-Anwesen am Tegernsee gezogen sein. Zuerst hatte die „Bunte“ darüber berichtet.
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>>106288064
very sexy car desu
jealous af
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>>106287464
neuer got a booboo
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>>106288339
Right? The 70s and some of the 80s Mercedes are kino.
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>>106288064
wait, neuer has a 19 year old gf? based.
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>>106288612
>"""“""gf"""""""
lol
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>>106288682
>On the passenger seat; His new girlfriend: With mouth-nose mask protects his Anika (19) from Corona - and from prying eyes.
my translator isn't the best. is she just his slam piece?
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>>106288694
you have a strange way of spelling beard
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>>106288612
they live together. she is a second division handball player
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mmm
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>>106287464
that looks stupid
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Justice for /bundes/
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yeah, i'm thinkin 2-1 for hühnchen today
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>>106289093
yeah I agree Lazio - Bayern 2:1
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>>106289108
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the bundes
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>Thomas Müller hat sich vor Bayerns Duell mit Lazio Rom in der Champions League erneut aus der Quarantäne gemeldet.
>"Für einen Thomas Müller hab ich die Quarantäne bisher wirklich meisterhaft überstanden", berichtete der Offensivspieler des FC Bayern in den sozialen Netzwerken.
>Dazu stellte er ein kurzes Trainingsvideo aus seinem Haus online.
>"Aber langsam fängt es zum Arbeiten an. Ich muss raus, ich muss raus aus dem Stall", sagte der Weltmeister von 2014 und passionierte Pferdezüchter. Müller weiter: "Ich bin langsam schon ein bisschen kribbelig, muss ich zugeben."
>Der 100-malige Nationalspieler war bei der Klub-Weltmeisterschaft in Katar positiv getestet worden und musste getrennt von der Mannschaft in einer Ambulanz-Maschine nach München fliegen. Seither befindet er sich in häuslicher Isolation.
>Dort absolviert er individuelle Trainingsübungen. "Ich muss schließlich schauen, dass ich topfit - zumindest so fit wie möglich - eben wieder zurückkomme", sagte er und ergänzte: "Und das wird nicht mehr lange dauern." Der 31-Jährige nannte allerdings keinen Termin für seine Rückkehr.

Wait I thought had the rona and was basically on the verge of death?
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>>106290249
he already thinks about leaving quarantine? no noo NO NOOO SHUT IT DOWN!!!!11!!1
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>>106290249
He has the meme version so he can pretend to get the vac
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lmao @ /bundes/ for trying to flex with their smartwatches and iClocks when I already had one in the early 90s
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>>106290249
based müllel kicking the meme virus
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Lazio - Bayern 1:1
Madrid - Chelsea 1:1
yes yes? no no?
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So we are watching Tuchel tonight.
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couldn't care less about the atlético match if i'm honest
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>>106290865
Lazio wins
Tuchel draw
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Kino
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>>106290902
comfyrenz innit
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>>106291288
I really hope all these fans in the stadium are photoshopped. we're in the middle of the biggest pandemic in humanity right now and there are still some selfish people that only care about themselves. absolutely disgusting
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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>>106291725
Great post!
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>>106272635
LINOLEUM! little fagboi just doesn't know how to do it right >>106291517
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For me, it's Jose Mourinho, future manager of FC Schalke 04.
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>>106291725
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>>106292302
exceptionally based
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>>106292262
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>>106292425
mashallah meine brüder #miasanmia
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>>106292425
my boi JAMAAAAAALLLL
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Jz 1 Pizza
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for me it's meatballs with rice and peppers
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>>106292262
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>>106292425
de dschahmal
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>>106292569
Looks good, but
>315g
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>>106292632
I dont eat much in general so it's fine for me. Should I still be hungry after eating it I will just make some Butterbrote or something.
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>>106290249
Glad he survived the deadly virus.
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>>106292620
Den Jungen brauchen wir UNBEDINGT in der Mannschaft #Respekt
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>>106292620
hmm...
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PADERBUNDES
KULT
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olmo
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>>106292569
> Zigeunerkäse

wat
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>>106293115
ridiculously shit list but expected
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What is wrong with Herr Nandez?
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>>106293252
Flick seems to hate him
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God I can't stand this guy.
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>>106293252
needs more Bayern mRNA injected
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>>106293309
>>106293309
Get in Hühnchenbros
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>>106293314
i like him, but also feel like those analyses are kind of kindergarten tier
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>>106293252
i would have
>Süle
no more pace, always in the wrong place and never a right back
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>>106293320
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He looks like a Mafiaangestellter.
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>>106293423
He is, he's working for the Hühnchenmafia
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>fielding zoomers against italians
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>buy guy for 80 million
>literally never let him play and rather put on the slow ogre that is Süle
This is how you know Flick is a fucking retard and so is rumenigger and anyone else that has an ything to say there
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>>106293423
looks like a Dönerladenbesitzer
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>>106293115
yikes
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>>106293485
>he was expensive so he must be good
not Hahnsi's fault that Fasan's transfers are horrible
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>>106293531
If he's that bad they should have recognized instantly or at least within half a year and tried to sell him for some of the money, doing what they are doing right now is stupid. Also, he's infinitely better than fucking Süle.
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>Nailsmeme to the German Coaching league
onions on this?
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>>106293115
ahahahaha the fuck is this list
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for me, it's the konferenz
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>>106293661
Nagelsmann RAUS
Rangnick REIN
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so why exactly is this musiela guy playing anyway?
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>>106293822
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>>106293822
Look at their bench. And then look at how Choupo-Moting did against Frankfurt. He's also pretty good tßh
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>jew ref
get ready for a rigging
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everyone else is dead
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CE SONT LE POULETS
SIE SIND DIE HÜHNCHEN
THESE ARE THE CHICKENS

DIE HÜHNCHEN
DIE HÜHNCHEN
LE GROS POULETS
THE CHICKENS
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>>106293857
I think Nazio should be more worried about that
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>Brych is the ref in the Chelsea match
not gonna watch this
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almost had to apologize to Süle
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Lewhuhngoalski
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LEWANGOALSKIIIII
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bundesbros... this wasnt supposed to happen
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We're in der matchthread btw
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Die Choupo-Motings. Aber Dalli.
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BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD
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>>106294156
bundes is a /bvlls/ and /super Bayern/ general desu
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>sane
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>Sane
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>der liroj
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wew
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>boating
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MY BOIIIIIIII
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APOLOGIZE
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B T F O spaghettis
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based jamal-kun
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Lulic more like Lulatsch
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DER LEEEROY
based Kingsley
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Shahne
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ERSTE SANE
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>ABBs seething hard
heh
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Poor Lazio :(
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tired of european football
hope they ban us like England in the 80s
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>>106295620
Absolutely Based Bros?
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>Sane
what a fucking clown
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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MOST
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DANGEROUS
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coof
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>Heineken - Socialise responsibly
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Has Alba ever shot a goal with a direct free kick?
Just let Kimmich shoot them honestly.
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yes i think he did once or twice
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>>106296886
Do you mean Alaba? Yes he has
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>>106296886
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>>106297127
Yes yes, bundes experts.
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>>106297762
jesus christ he looks 35
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still love how he doesnt even know how to properly pronounce his own name
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5 more rona cases for buyern incoming-
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>>106297762
he's trying everything but Tuchel still only sees the 17 year old boy OK
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>>106297899
lmao what I was thinkingh
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>game not even over yet
>sky already puts on advertisement
lmao
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>>106298022
> he watches sky
> he pays for it
> he doesn't use iptv
> for free

absolute state of U
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>absolute state of your projections
smhtbhfamalam
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>he doesn't just uses someone else's sky account
imagine living in third world germany.
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>he uses sky at all
ngmi
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>>106290865
>>106291250
very high iq lads
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>>106298862
jokes on you I jinxed it on purpose ;^)
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nachti
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what do we get for saving Barclay's Premier League with our coaches?
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>>106293115
Why in the fuck is Löw in that list?
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>>106299509
DFB paid for it
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>>106299509
better question is why the fuck is Mouyes anywhere near top 5? he's the Felix Magath of international football.
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>>106299341
based
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>>106299660
The list doesn't make any sense, it's probably an edit to b8 people.
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>>106299660
It's probably a typo
shouldve been Worst coaches of the XXI century
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>>106299478
cotinue with Uber Eats Ligue 1
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>>106300055
you’re mentally ill mate
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yeah, i'm thinkin müllel comes back and dabs on the haters and losers
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Tried to register for a vaccine have to wait until July at earliest *dabs* hehe THANKS MERKEL"!!!
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>>106300125
just ignore
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I do in the match threads but how dare he shit up the based bundes as well. I just had to (you) him
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Is this Wundes?
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Chives with butter bread (I mean actual bread like fresh Vollkornmischbrot) and a little bit of butter. It THE BEST thing ever.
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>>106300406
>Chives
We call it Schnittlauch around here.
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>>106297127
>For some reason allowed to shoot literally every single free kick
>LOOK HE SCORED THE MOST
Jesus christ
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>>106300055
used goods
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>>106300373
God I wish I was a hot burrito down there.
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>>106300801
yes yes based
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GOD I hope the """vaccines""" turn out to have major negative long-term consequences
along with the massive rise of asthma cases in the coming generation due to mask lunacy and general isolation this would be fantastic to watch
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>>106300801
fuck off Ronny
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so how bad will Kackbach lose tomorrow?
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Werde trotzdem nie wieder ohne Maske rausgehen.
>>106300914
You clearly don't understand how mRNA vaccines work. You're iq89 and lurk on pol. I hope you die bro.
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>>106300963
Like at least 0-3 or higher
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good morning
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good morning. your daily dose >schalke:

>Schalkes Ex-Coach David Wagner teilt aus gegen seinen Ex-Verein: "Vielschichtige" Probleme gebe es dort, für die es keine einfachen Lösungen gebe. Zu hoch dotierte Verträge würden S04 "jetzt das Genick" brechen. Wagner sieht den Absturz schon früh kommen, ein Abstieg würde nichts retten.

>Der ehemalige Schalke-Trainer David Wagner erwartet von dem möglichen Abstieg des Tabellen-Letzten der Fußball-Bundesliga keine reinigende Wirkung für den Revierklub. "Dieser Abstieg wird Schalke nicht guttun", sagte Wagner im "Sport1"-Interview. "Es ist so verdammt schwer einzuschätzen, was helfen kann, damit der Klub aus dem Schlamassel rauskommt."

>Wagner sieht die bedrohliche Lage seines Ex-Klubs als logische Folge eines über Jahre anhaltenden Negativtrends. "Die Probleme bei Schalke 04 sind vielschichtig und das ist jetzt jedem bewusst geworden. Es geht nicht nur um einen Ansatzpunkt, der hilfreich ist, damit dadurch der Schlüssel zur Lösung gefunden wird." Auch verwies er auf viele Verletzungen und "finanzielle Fesseln" bei Transfers.

>Über Jahre seien "zu viele hoch dotierte Verträge über eine lange Laufzeit mit wenig sportlicher Qualität abgeschlossen" worden. Das breche "Schalke 04 jetzt das Genick", so Wagner. Er selbst habe bezüglich des vorhandenen Budgets falsche Versprechungen bekommen. Mit den angekündigten Geldern habe er einen realistischen Dreijahresplan aufgestellt, doch "acht Wochen später war von diesem Budget nichts mehr da. Und das war noch vor der Pandemie", sagte Wagner.
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>>106300914
>GOD I hope the """vaccines""" turn out to have major negative long-term consequences
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>b-but the players are bad
why do people fall for Jogi's narrative?
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>>106288612
Neuer really, really likes women
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>Gulasci pro Schwule
>RB Leipzigs Torwart Peter Gulasci hat die Einschränkung von Rechten sexueller Minderheiten in seiner Heimat Ungarn kritisiert. In einem Facebook-Posting sprach sich der ungarische Nationalspieler gegen eine Verfassungsnovelle aus, nach der homosexuellen Paaren die Adoption von Kindern verboten ist. "Jeder Mensch hat das Recht auf Gleichberechtigung. So hat auch jedes Kind das Recht, in einer glücklichen Familie aufzuwachsen - ganz egal, aus wie vielen Menschen sie besteht, welche Hautfarbe man hat, wen man liebt oder an was man glaubt", schrieb Gulasci
Uhm, Bull Bros? I thought we were based?
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>>106306793
welcome to bxb
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>>106306793
desu I think that's fine
no parents, single parent or homo parents, you're going to become a mess either way
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>>106306793
based desu
who gives a shit
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>>106306793
>"Jeder Mensch hat das Recht auf Gleichberechtigung. So hat auch jedes Kind das Recht, in einer glücklichen Familie aufzuwachsen - ganz egal, aus wie vielen Menschen sie besteht, welche Hautfarbe man hat, wen man liebt oder an was man glaubt"
this whole sentence is so stupid I refuse to believe a professional footballer wrote it. This sounds like it was written by some 26th semester cunt from HU.
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>Muselmann to DFB
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are you redpilled yet, /bundes/
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>>106306973
What's stupid about it?
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>>106307031
are you fucking retarded? read it out loud.
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?
sounds fine to me
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>>106307051
I just did, sounds very much fine.
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>actual racist getting bootyblasted by sensible bundes lads
you love to see it
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>>106307068
>>106307083
ok let me explain it for the Bremer anons itt:
1) Equality is not a right, it's the hypothetical consequence of a set of laws. There is no right for equality, there never was, there never will be as different groups are treated differently.
2) It's an irrelevant remark for the topic at hand.
3) no, a kid does not have the right to grow up in a happy family, since such a right does not exist, none of the following statements make sense
4) talking about children's rights exposes the stupidity of the opener, not a logical flaw in itself but funny still
5) "ganz egal, aus wie vielen Menschen sie besteht" -> tell that to the Jugendamt, good luck, also irrelevant for the topic at hand
6) "welche Hautfarbe man hat", whose point of view is this now? grammatically and logically wrong, also irrelevant for the topic at hand
7) "wen man liebt oder an was man glaubt" again, whose point of view? if it's the child's point of view It's at least funny, if it's the point of view of the unspecified parents then it's objectively and obviously wrong. I'm sure there are more than enough pedos out there who truly believe that they will make a child happy, this is apparently a just family too now. or maybe the pedo believes in genital mutialtion, also no problem apparently.
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>>106306515
there are unironically at least two decent national teams here
Jogi is just an absolute retard for not being able to make it work
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>>106307314
uh oh, it's 16 year old philosophy book anon at it again
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>>106307314
ah yes, the 15th semester philosophy student trying to prove his degree is worth something oof
>le equality is not a right
are YOU in fact fucking retard
GG Art 3, Absatz 1:
(1) Alle Menschen sind vor dem Gesetz gleich.
that's quite literally equality in the face of law; ergo equality is a right
won't even bother with the rest of your retardation. especially as you're criticising the wording from the pr agency of some football player that just aim to generate the greatest possible nation wide impact
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>>106307314
>confuses "legal rights" with "moral rights"
I know you think you are smart for writing this comment, but you are just being reductive for the sake of making technically correct statements when you are saying "a kid does not have the right to grow up in a happy family".
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>>106307405
>>106307438
I didn't know that elementary reading comprehension is something edgy these days. Sorry I will try to be more retarded in the future to fit in.
>>106307438
>GG Art 3, Absatz 1:
>(1) Alle Menschen sind vor dem Gesetz gleich.
your missunderstanding of law is amusing.
>that's quite literally equality in the face of law
wrong
>ergo equality is a right
wrong.
Does it ever hurt when you type that sort of bullshit? I can buy booze, a child can't, oh no better sue Rewe now. Or take any fucking property law in the history of law. You must be 80 IQ at best.
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>>106307486
>confuses "legal rights" with "moral rights"
I'm not a 13 year old internet anarchist, yes.
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>>106307314
>homosexuality is a slippery slope to pedophilia and genital mutilation
I know you are just being facetuous, but come on.
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>>106307526
it's statistically the other way around, first comes the pedophilia then the homosexuality :^)
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>>106307438
>(1) Alle Menschen sind vor dem Gesetz gleich.
means that the same rules apply to everybody, you can still make rules that treat women differently from men etc.
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>>106307525
>13 year old
Claiming yourself to be superior to 13 year olds is a very 14 year old thing to do, Anon. (Like an 18 year old would scoff at 16 year old, a 25 year old mocks 18 year olds, someone in their 30s speaking condescendingly of someone in their mid 20s, etc.)
I think it's an interestin phenomenon.
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>>106307603
>Claiming yourself to be superior to 13 year olds is a very 14 year old thing to do, Anon.
How come?
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>>106306987
Hope Jogi signs Sancho and Haaland next!
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GG ART. 1 DIE WÜRDE DES HÜHNCHENS
DENK MAL DRÜBER NACH ARSCHLOCH
oke ich hätte statt Arschloch Anus sagen sollen
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>>106306973
I agree with you anon. His statement reads like a bad translation of a Miss Universe speech, completely unrelated to the actual issue at hand. He could have just said "your potential parents's sexuality should be the least of your problems when you're a child looking to be adopted". Seriously sounds like someone else wrote that for him.
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>>106307635
Because it makes you appear more capable to openly look down upon someone who is close, but lesser than you - without you needing to attack yourself.
A 20 year old could of course puff himself up in an anonymous landscape and say something like "you are as naive as a 25 year old" - but that would mean he would attack himself for being even younger than that. It's obviously irrelevant to the anonymous guy on the internet they are talking to, but to themselves, the 20 year old would lessen their own self-worth by denouncing a categoriy they themselves fall into. So people slowly but surely raise the bar of who is lesser than them as they age.

Again, I think it's an interesting phenomenon.
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Based high performing bundesautist BTFOing twitter Mandys.
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>>106307718
so you're saying I can't point out that toddlers shit their pants because it would make me a toddler barely in control of bowels according to your kitchen psychology concepts. What if I say that 2 year old toddlers and 90 year old boomers shit their pants?
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>>106307759
You can obviously state that toddlers shit their pants. But if you just happen to adress your opponent in a discussion as having a certain age, chances are you are yourself just a smitchen above that age range.
So yeah, if you say your opponent is a toddler, it makes you look like a ten year old. You can do that, you can do what you like. But beware that you will look like a ten year old.
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>>106308010
>chances are
>it makes you look
OK Professor.
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>>106300353
yes yes
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>>106307619
gluten?
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>>106307619
eat fiber, dünni
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>>106308125
I'm a virgin
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>>106308125
>bundes
>having sex
heh
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>>106309483
Thats Tom our resident coomer autist. He's in his mid 30s and has been neet for 10 years
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>"Ich schaue jedes Bayern-Spiel", offenbarte Erling Haaland von Borussia Dortmund im Gespräch mit Jan Aage Fjortoft bei Viaplay Football.
>Der Stürmer erklärt: "Ich lerne dabei sehr viel. Das ist ein fantastisches Team."
>Besonders Robert Lewandowski habe es ihm angetan: "Dieser Mann ist verrückt. Einfach nur verrückt."
>Trotz der unterschiedlichen Spielweisen könne er sich viel von Lewandowski abschauen, beispielsweise beim Positionsspiel und den technischen Fähigkeiten.
>"Seine Mitspieler wissen immer, wo er steht und er schafft es immer, am richtigen Ort zu sein und die Angriffe abzuschließen", erkannte Haaland.

so history repeats. yeah I didnt expect this at all
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>>106310547
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>>106310547
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>>106310547
Imagine my shock
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>>106310663
He has a No Bayern Klausel in his contract.
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>>106310957
i'm sure bremen will help out again
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>>106310547
>Bayern is a Lewandowski-babby
more news at 11
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>>106310957
*sits out his contract and goes to Bayern for free*
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>>106311077
yes anon, he will sit out his 5 year contract just to go to Buyern when everybody in europa wants him.
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can our guys do it
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>>106311458
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German International Jonathan the mountain Tah
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Large orange diamond
Deze
Keycap digit one
Keycap digit one
staan aan de aftrap tegen Duitsland.

Television
18.30 uur
Rightwards arrow
Veronica

#NEDDUI #ThreeNationsOneGoal
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>Spitse
>is a midfielder
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>>106311587
hehe
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>>106311497
>>106311565
>>106311587
Why is the /wundes/ so inferior to the /bundes/?
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can /bundes/ keep up without a sponsor?
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>>106311662
bc nobody posts in there
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>>106311565
go talk to yourself in your pathetic general you deranged retard
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>>106311680
poor Tommy
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>>106311675
sponsors just give money directly to Beiern, more efficient.
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>>106311675
“The /sp/-Sports at 4Channel Bundesliga”
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>>106311684
>170 posts in about a week
>90% are tom posts
lmao absolute state
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>>106311783
Well as I said even Tom prefers to post in the /bundes/ so why should anyone else post in there?
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>>106311675
coming to a stadium near you
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>>106311497
>>106311565
based
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>>106311942
sad
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Tom? Opfer
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Und schon wieder Durchfall.
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>>106311791
idk it amuses me that a mid 30s neet who got nothing to do even fails at establishing his own general lmao
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>>106312044
Yes
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hobo anon here
chopped a lot of the wood the wood the wood today
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We call these "Atzen".
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>Neuhaus vs Gündogan
the battle over the starting spot next to Kimmich and Kroos
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>Random meme negro of which there are thousands
>A handful of games in a weak league
>One or two goals against some shitters
>Future mega national team prospect

Either the Nazi Anal Mann Schaft is complete shit at this point, or Jogi really likes bbc, probably both

>>106306793
If you left your country to live in another just so you can earn more money you have no rights to comments on your home country's affairs because you are a traitor, especially if it's propaganda for your new "home"

>>106310547
Holy cringe, are there any players left that aren't an embarassment?
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>>106312297
i like Gündo but he is just too old now
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>>106312449
He's younger than Kroos or Reus
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>>106312467
yes
Neuhaus - Kimmich - Goretzka
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three CMs next to another is just not a good plan
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>>106312510
This wont happen
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>>106312510
dont forget about de dschamal
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i just met a german guy living here in my city
he's a Fortuna Dusseldorf fan
how fucked is his team actually?
t. /bundes/ tourist
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>>106312636
doing decent in 2nd bundes
not gonna get promoted tho
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>>106312636
>how fucked is his team actually?
Not at all as far as I can tell. They probably wont get promoted but there is no danger of relegation. I dont know if they have financial problems or anything like that
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>>106312654
>erfolgsfan cope
yawn, they will be back on the wagon when we win our fifth star
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>>106312654
>crying about de liiroj or de dschamal instead of of de jogi
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>>106312654
cringe
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>name spelled 'Groenen'
>pronounced 'Huhn'
explain yourself, little western germans!
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>name spelled 'Tom'
>pronounced 'Opfer'
explain yourself, little Tommy!
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reminder that th Mainz season ticket holder that complained about too many noggers was spot on
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>>106312982
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>>106312654
well what the fuck are mutts gonna do
just play for africa because they're niggers? fine by me but then don't say you're not racist
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>Musiala: Ich hatte ein sehr gutes und ehrliches Gespräch mit Joachim Löw. Wir haben uns persönlich in München getroffen. Herr Löw hat mir bei diesem Treffen einen sehr klaren Weg für mich in der Nationalmannschaft aufgezeigt. Herr Löw und auch Herr Bierhoff waren sehr interessiert an meiner Person, wollten meine Beweggründe und meine Motivation verstehen und mich als Menschen kennenlernen. Ich war beeindruckt, wie informiert die beiden waren. Herr Löw hat meinen Spielstil sowie meine Stärken und Schwächen sehr gut und klar rausgearbeitet und analysiert. Er sieht mich in Zukunft zudem auch auf meiner stärksten Position im offensiven Mittelfeld und schätzt dort meine Qualitäten. Von daher würde ich definitiv sagen, dass Herr Löw, Herr Bierhoff aber auch Hansi Flick und meine Mitspieler beim FC Bayern einen positiven Anteil an meiner Entscheidung hatten.
>Er sieht mich in Zukunft zudem auch auf meiner stärksten Position im offensiven Mittelfeld und schätzt dort meine Qualitäten.
Reus, Havertz, Musiala, Wirtz, Brandt, Amiri... So many player for just one position
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>>106312999
based

also checked
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>>106313016
>Herr Löw hat meinen Spielstil sowie meine Stärken und Schwächen sehr gut und klar rausgearbeitet und analysiert.
All from watching him 15 minutes against Freiburg. Think about it next time you claim Löw has no clue about football!
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>losing against Holland
good thing the DFB recently renewed with Voss-Tecklenburg (without her having anything to show for)
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>>106313093
you still didnt answer my question why you prefer the bundes over the wundes, tommy
why is that?
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*dabs on Hühnchen II*
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>>106313236
based
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>>106313236
>>106313260

hello tom pls answer >>106313130
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huh. /bundes/ is like /epl/ but three years ago.

a bit cringey if you ask me.
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can our wolfsberger bois still do it??
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>>106313269
Only losers post in wundes simple as
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>>106313351
ok thanks thats all I wanted to know
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Just came back from work. I will eat three sausages and a head of broccoli, drink a couple G&Ts (rhubarb tonic) and probably watch an episode of Chernobyl before bed.
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>>106313577
Literally no one asked you melt
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>>106313016
did they inspect his penis too?
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I need to iron a shirt for tomorrow as well. Just took them all in from the balcony.
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>>106313016
>So many player for just one position
And they will all be trash under Löw
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>>106310547
Welcome to Fc Bayern München, Erling Haaland!
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>>106313336
Kek even Bale scored
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Gladbach - ManCity 1:2
Bergamo - Madrid 0:2
no no? yes yes?
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Van de Donk
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>no de bruyne
smart of pep
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>>106313878
Kackbach will at least concede 3
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>>106313906
is that a B elf?
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>>106313929
pep knows that mongbach is no threat
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>>106313929
de bruyne is holding them back
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>>106313941
>>106313959
no seriously I cant tell
is that a B elf or not?
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>>106312654
true true
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>>106313964
Laporte is B material and they haven't been playing with a real 9 (Jesus) lately
otherwise A
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>>106313964
Looks like a mixture. Probably some Pep 4D chess
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>nooo how dare they deny that a black guy called "Jamal Musiala" that grew up in England isn't German
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>>106313593
stop being rude to omi
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>>106313593
I asked
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>>106314145
Thank you and don’t worry, I knew it wasn’t you
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>>106314229
Glad to be of service
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>>106314249
Omi, PLTR Anon here
can you buy me some rope to kill myself, I don't have any money anymore
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>>106313130
One reason for that may have been that you asked five different people at once and no one knew which one should answer
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>>106312636
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Our girls might have lost the game but at least they gave everything. Played with a lot of passion.
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>>106314271
Sorry, I have a big bag with a dollar sign on it that I will use to buy some shares tomorrow probably. Didn’t have the time to do anything today.
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>>106314408
>Panzerknacker-Omi
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I’m just glad my first big non-index investment was Sea Ltd and that I got in relatively early.
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>taunting me
that's not nice
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Dynamo bros...
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I’m sure PLTR will be fine. You did invest with a 10+ year horizon yes?
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>>106314605
yes, but still
I dislike seeing my stonks go DOWN
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>>106314653
SE was down 10% a couple of days ago and it’s half my portfolio, but whatever, it will reach $2k within five to ten years.
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okay, which one of you did this >>106310664?
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>>106314680
just...hold me, Denmark ;_;
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well well well
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>>106314786
BESTER NACHBAR
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>>106314778
*holds you*
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>>106314775
me
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Are we watching DA ZONE or Comfyrenz?
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>>106314886
>>106314778
gay
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for me, it's konferenz with 1 eye
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Why don't they play in M'Gladbach?
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>that Kramer smile
you know the idiot will fuck up
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> City don't even have a Wempel

cringe
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HOLY cringe
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>>106315055
respekt- und ehrenlos
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>>106315055
Can't waste money on Wempels, Peppo needs new defenders.
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>>106315055
one race. the human race.
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>>106314775
>letter sticks together
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yeah this is gonna be a snoozefest
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>>106314408
Spoken like a bagholder

>>106314271
>>106314408
I told you that the stock market is a scam. You have companies using government subsidies to buy back their own stocks, you have Donnie's feds printing money so the wagies can buy stocks, and on top of it, as you might have read in my previous /bundes/ newsletters, I strongly believe that institutional investors manipulate the markets.
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>>106314786
didn't he beat his turk gf too?
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>>106315380
i thought coman did that
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"they" all do it
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Both games are boring as fuck. Recommend me something to watch on Netflix.
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not a red desu
almans ruining everything again
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>>106315427
fuck netflix, watch this.
https://youtu.be/q1Nxl4YokmE
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owngoal Kramer
screencap this
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serie a is done
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>>106315427
Read a book
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>>106315466
yes it was
last man tackle
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WAT?!?! Why has Gosens some Arabian stuff tattooed on his arm?
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funny
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>German "refs"
jesus christ

Jablonski and Gräfe are the only good refs in the league
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mongbachbros....
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ROSE RAUS
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>mongbach
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>>106315778
ok as a ref
used to be traysh
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>>106315778
kek didnt think he was an astrology nutcase
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>>106315950
>implying he gets high on his own supply
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>>106315975
this, he probably just makes money off stupid people
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>>106315975
last thing I saw of him was that he tried into DJing or something like that
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>>106315427
>recommend me retard entertainment
sorry can't help
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>>106314786
even if he did anything he's got the Hühnchen immunity.
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>>106316220
Tell that to wurstl
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>Im Juni 2020 wurden die Ermittlungen dann zunächst eingestellt. Die Staatsanwaltschaft sagt, L. hätte keine belastenden Angaben mehr machen wollen, zudem habe man ein anderes Verfahren am Amtsgericht München abwarten wollen. Dort muss sich Boateng ebenfalls wegen des Vorwurfs der Körperverletzung in einem anderen Fall verantworten. Diese Anklage kann corona-bedingt aktuell nicht verhandelt werden.
kek
he's got two cases
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>>106316294
dont mess with the Nachbarinho
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>>106316294
wait who else fell victim to Dscherom?
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>GME
nani
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>city only 61% Ballbesitz
Feels more like 90%. Gladbach doesn't stand a chance. oh and Lainer is fucking shit.
>>106312654
Yeah that's pretty based.
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New

>>106316457
>>106316457
>>106316457
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>>106314786
Based toll collector
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>>106314786
fucking niggers



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