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canada-sama... i kneel
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sad mcgregor
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cant wait until khamzat kheems le everyone
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how much of a can is this john phillips dude? how do you have 0 fucking ground game at this point in the sport?
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https://youtu.be/lemD9PxoHIo
Is Scarface elite?
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Chandler-Poirier- Kattar
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He's winning next week.
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>>105287705
shameful display
black guy will have nightmares about this for the rest of his life
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>>105287683
he's a real one, developing a ground game is for fags
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>opponent is 10-4 on a three fight losing streak
>Vick on a 4 fight losing streak himself
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>>105287784
the texecutioner really needs to just let it go
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/heem/crew, when the far-left shuts down 4chan where do we all meet up? I'm apolitical, I just see the writing on the wall and I want to know where the heemsters will be.
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ohh thats a good heem
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>>105287819
it's not gonna get shut down
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>>105287819
hatsune miku yt comment sections
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fuck ponchos
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>>105287819
I'll be gone, hopefully for good
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>>105287920
Iron Turtle stone cold stunners Aidsanya to win the belch.
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>>105287819
I hope not
Without this place I'd be completely alone
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>>105287948
this is what the man in the walls showed him
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kattar
magny
chandler
mcgregor

this is the one.
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>>105287948
>get an armbar
>nearly break your opponents arm
>he's just dabbing on you
I'd be broken too
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>>105287978
replace Kattar with Max and it's a good parlay
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>>105287978
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chandler
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>>105287948
its that fucking chip
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>>105287953
I feel for fat cats
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>>105287948
All that flexibility shit he does was probably for this stuff and Khabib
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>>105287819
>>105287861
>>105287915
>>105287931
>>105287953
>>105288043
real ones can join the good heemcord for quality mma discussion
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only motivated mcgregor can beat khabib at lw. thinking memejitsu bums like tony and charles could tap him is pure cope
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>>105288125
discord is for fake ones
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>>105288125
how
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>>105287978
>chandler
aw it's retarded
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>>105287819
See you on ifunny
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>>105287819
>closing 4chinks
not gonna happen, this place is a honeypot containment, here they have us exactly where they want us to be
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>>105288175
who are your 3 favorite unranked prospects in the ufc?
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>>105288292
Jordan Leavitt
Dusko Todorovic
Driccus Du Plessis
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>>105288308
rare based leaf post
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>>105288292
Sergei Spivac
Royval would be unranked at any other division
Michael Chandler
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>>105288308
based. got a temporary/throwaway email I can send you the link at?
>>105288339
>chandler
cheeky but technically true
i like when spivak fucked up felipe
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ill make u cry and heem u
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>>105287648
This is very disturbing
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future champ
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>>105288521
wake up dusko
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>>105288563
having dov at the end of your name doesn't guarantee a good fighter
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>>105287612
What's the best MMA news source?

I follow several instagram accounts and youtube channels, but I want proper journalism and hopefuly something that covers other shit beside the UFC.

ONE, PFL, Bellator.
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Conor McGregor
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>>105288622
but the best boxing at 185 does
>>105288641
mma-scout.com
combat press
reddit.com/r/mma
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>>105288495
Based and Meta
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>>105288672
why does he have 6 losses to regional cans
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>>105288376
just post it here why not
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>>105288495
would u rly let ur gf poo on u?
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What's next for Gillespie?
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>>105288521
boston's boy puts him out
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>>105288837
top 5 in the 145 division soon, then FW champ by the end of 2022
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>>105288837
Should cut down to featherweight, seems like he has something against cutting weight though
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>>105288672
Combat press seems to be exactly what I was looking for.

Pic related is me and you.
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>>105288761
probably was figuring out MMA/grappling. he's the only MMA fighter Floyd Mayweather has under his TMT banner. he's got very legit hands
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>>105288842
whats boston boom boom, makes me think of boston salmon, its confusing I dont like it
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>>105288897
happy to help.
also, your country's cocaine and women are top-tier.
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>>105288842
boston's boy is a haymaker bum
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>>105288795
I've huffed multiple girl's braps before. It's hot because they're more scared of them brapping on you than they are of getting throat fucked or ass fucked.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MgKNJpgHLw
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>>105288292
Jack Shore, Mason Jones
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>>105288837
Gillespie has a fight booked against Brad Riddell at UFC 258 in February you casual
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uhhh khabib bros?
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>>105288949
he's connecting on dusko's stiff little james vick head, mark my woods
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>>105288788
don't want autism flooding in
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>>105289013
unbelievably bongbased
does jai herbert round out the top 3? he was winning against trinaldo until he got heemed
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*enters the thread*
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>>105289024
snorey time is getting dominated and flushed
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>>105289024
my boy piechota... he was so promising until GM3 cucked him after getting dominated in the first round...
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Rose Brapapoonass
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>>105289080
He’s 32 so na, if I had to pick another Brit I’d say Lerone Murphy. I am a cazzie though
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>>105289196
chin let him down
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>>105289226
can you really be a caz if you know shore and mason? or are you a ufc cazzie but follow the bong scene?
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British heemers. Anyone know the best bookies to bet on ooeffcee? Trying to put an accy on with fights happening this weekend and next weekend but I can’t pick anything other than the winner of Chandler/Hooker yet
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>>105289243
I’d say I’m semi-cazzie at this point. But I’m a proud Welsh man so have my ear to the ground when it comes to our boys doing stuff
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Imagine wanting to join some gay discord
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>>105289275
not a bong but bet365 is always a good option
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>>105289239
naw khamzat is just that strong

(before someone sperges out on me, it was an epic joke, okay)
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>>105289306
based Welshman. good luck to your guys
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>>105289382
Yeah that’s my go to usually mate but they’re only offering specific bets on cards for this weekend. I’m only able to choose the winners of the fights next weekend at the minute :/
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>>105289411
Diolch brawd
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>>105289386
l o l
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>>105288521
why does he look like a past-gen videogame render?
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>>105289306
Based fellow Welsh heemster. I always assumed all other bong flags here were English
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>>105289570
he's serbian, they haven't got the new patch yet
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>>105289605
I'm here brother
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>>105287612
hmmm. yep, this thread is based.
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Feeling disenfranchised, b. Need some walkout tunes to cheer me up.
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>>105289905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68
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Jesus vs Mohammed, who takes it?
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>>105290006
Jesus is unheemable but has no KO power so it ends in a draw
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>>105290006
theyre actually bros, theyre from the same gym
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>>105289905
It was a weird day today b. I had great energy Monday and Tuesday but felt off all day and a lot of the people I talked to seemed the same. It's a tawlf b. This is my walkout.
https://youtu.be/Tam3WWL8aVU
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>>105290006
>>105290028
mohammed gets him in a crucifix and taps him out from there
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>>105290006
Jesus would win via meme knee.
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>>105288292
Adrian Yanez
Chris Daukaus, I think he's still unranked anyway
Miranda Maverick
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>>105290006
mohammed by tko(explosive vest)
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>>105290006

Mohammed was a pedo
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>>105290094
I never saw Weekend at Bernie's 2. How exactly do they get him to walk on his own?
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>>105290117
a quintessentially Swedish post
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>>105289905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ov9USxVxY
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>>105290263
hem. they used hem day.
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Will this rat faggot go up and figth Holland for the Kung fu motherfucker belt or Will he keep ducking? Calling himself kung fu King when Holland is doing 10 times better than him is disrespectfull
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>>105290006
mohammed is a can crusher
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>>105290282
jesus wins the rematch 3 days later
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>>105290299
Isn't Holland fighting Brunson? Why would Holland fight that no name you posted?
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sweden preps mohammad before the fight
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>>105290378
Because Holland is a real one and would beat the fuck out of this can for calling himself kung fu King and then figth brunson on the same nigth
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>>105290006
>the son of God
vs
>some warlord
jeez hard to pick
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>>105290445
Holland will be heemed 2 years from now
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>>105290466
Maybe
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How do I get a Brendan Schaub flair?
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>>105290466
it's entirely possible
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>>105290466
Better come up with a stupid nickname for him and spam it incessantly until his eventual loss, then.
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>>105290512
You don't have to officially lose to get a nickname.
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>>105290512
Poovin Peeland.
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speaking of Kevin Holland, I don't think he gets past Brunson tbqh
His TDD isnt great and Brunson looks improved with his new camp
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>>105290583
erm he beat THE shart in a sd
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>>105290577
Scratch that, Peevin Pooland fits better.
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> decimates your ACL
heh.. nothin personel kid *blinks*
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>>105290466
epic preidction b
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>>105290583
MY DICK SIZE IMPROVED WITH YO MAMA
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>>105290624
soon
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>>105290624
>only fights washed out bums
Ryan Hall is a joke.
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> y-yeah I actually think Andrew Y-yang has a really good policy platform *blinks*
You just KNOW this dweeb has said that sentence to somebody who doesn’t give a shit
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You now remember Juan Adams
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Can someone post the image of colby standing infront of the trump tower/motel
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Poovin Peeland vs Peevin Pooland in a straight up wrestling match, who wins?
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>>105290556
khabibas platyrnurmagomedovhynchos
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>>105290682
I know Ryan Hall, the whole autism thing is just an angle
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>>105290723
I do
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>>105290706
Best I can do is private plane next to meth head.
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>>105290682
Ryan Hall is literally getting old instead of fighting
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>>105290723
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>>105290734
would be extremely based but I doubt it
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>>105290751
I think you'd be surprised.
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>>105290684
sloth looking mother fucker shouldnt be that ugly and also that bad of a fighter
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>>105290730
Rolls off the tongue b
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>>105290684
You now remember his fight with Greg Hardy
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>Saves welterweigth
You are welcome
I been posting this for 2 years and now is reality
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> you’re gonna like it
Twenty quid bet says it’s fucking Cerrone
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>>105289905
This would be mine
https://youtu.be/thjYtBM0-hc?t=19
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MY FACE WAS IN HIS CROTCH!
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>>105290006
Jesus is the Son of God, thus God.
Mohamed is a paedophile.
God will submit him to eternal punishment under such angels that have no mercy, to pay the wages of sin, in full, for ever and ever.
In fire unquenchable, where the worm dieth not.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MemtDM4VT4w&ab_channel=Prisoneer
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>>105290802
Did he properly avenge assault victims like he promised?
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>>105290816
It's probably Masvidal kek
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>>105290790
also known as the khabillard duck
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>>105290854
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>masvican
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Dana said it’s at lightweight... could it possibly be?
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>>105290816
apparently its at 155, who could it be lads? probably Felder
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>>105290682
he has entry level conservative twitter political takes, the type who would vote for yang / tulsi simply because he likes them smile.
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>>105290844
by becoming one so he could understand them, yes
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>>105290874
Whoregay messviduck
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>>105290888
Hall would never accept a fight against Diaz. Anyone he fights has multiple recent losses.
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>>105290874
It's definitely not Conor and I don't know who else Dana thinks people would get excited about. No one wants Masvidal Diaz 2, but Dana and Masvidal have hyped it in the last.
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>>105290918
Poope Poopvidal
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Do you guys think the Colby vs Masvidal is a complete manufactured story?
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>>105290957
hunnerd percent
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>>105290957
It only exists through twitter rumors so it was probably nothing too serious. They always name drop fights to see what kind of buzz it would generate to attempt to project ppv buys.
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>>105290816
diaz vs gaethje?
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could they possibly be doing Diaz/Oliveira? that would be insane
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>>105290994
kek, fuck no that would be legal murder and with the new faggot left wing admin would probably cause mma to be banned
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>>105291009
Yeah, insanely retarded.
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>>105291022
Who would murder who?
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Gaethje va olivera
Hooker VS chandler
Poirier vs Connor
Who else is there for Nathan?
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>>105291009
Diaz vs Diaz?

i'd be into that fight just because i'd enjoy watching both of those cholos beat the shit out of each other
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>>105290957
Absolutely.
Both conservative, both room mates and best pals with no name in the ufc until they played up a character and got famous, then took it a step further and created a rivalry.

They probably text each other and laugh about the next storyline they're coming up with and the fight between them will be a respectful one afterwards.
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>>105291058
I tend to agree unironically
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>>105291046
Felder, Islam, RDA 2
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>>105291052
That's fucking illegal
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>>105291100
islam fighting dober
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>>105291043
Geathje murders Diaz
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>>105291100
Do you think Dana would even pretend people would get excited about any of those fights?
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>>105291166
Doubt it. Diaz isn't Vick or Canboy. It would be a doctor stoppage if anything.
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>>105291172
Kek
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>>105291046
Cowboy rematch
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>>105291203
i'd be more excited if they were doing a paintball match at Cowboys ranch
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>>105291022
>>105291166
If garth can't knock tony out its unlikely he will get diaz, gaethje could win the decision if he keeps distance and doesn't wind up on the ground.
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>>105290957
Remember when Adesanya and Costa were seen feeling each other the day before their fight and the UFC and MMA press' embarrassingly responded by saying that this is what fans should expect after peddling the lie that both hated each other. Embarrassing
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>>105291292
DANA PAID CONOR TO THROW THE DOLLY
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>>105291172
I dont like those fights but I do think Dana loves to pretend people get excited for retarded fights
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>>105290652
soon what? he'll refuse another 3 opponents this year and then claim everyone is ducking him? getting real sick of this can
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>>105290888
Nate wins the rematch
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Give me the rundown on trevor whitman bros is he really a fraud of a coach?
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>>105291292
They were just gay for each other that's different. It started out as a joke, but they both pretended to want to fuck each other so much that they actually wanted to fuck each other and could no longer tell where the joke ended and "reality" began.
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Who is the *luckiest* fighter? It's got to be Conor, right?

>genetic abnormality, probably the greatest frame for featherweight ever
>southpaw (overrepresented in most combat sports, 10% genetic chance)
>one punch KO power (maybe 10% of all fighters have this)
>got to fight Floyd Mayweather in his first professional boxing match (completely unprecedented, nine figure payday)
>gets away with numerous crimes and accusations because everybody loves him and he's based

All that in addition to the natural luck of the Irish. Can anyone else's luck even compete with Conor's?
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Do you think Volk printed this image and used it as training motivation in the lead up to the Max fights?
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>>105291365
it's khabib by memeing his way into GOAT status without a single good win
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>>105291394
Khabib is also suspeciously lucky, it seems like Allah was literally protecting him from Prime Tony.
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>>105291365
>let's call it pure luck
cheeky kike
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>>105291414
suspiciously*
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>>105291346
the utter faggotry leading up to that fight was hilarious.
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>>105291365
The first three points you’ve listed are luck but 4 and 5 are only true because of 1/2/3. 5 applies to dozens of charismatic celebrities
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the bad guys always win
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>>105291365
Jon Jones is way luckier it's not even close. Jon was the youngest ufc champ ever and was defending his belt while not taking his training serious.
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>>105291346
My point was how far the UFC go to make every big fight out to be some grudge match. And then completely contradict themselves when fans show surprise that both fighters are bumming the day before
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>>105291504
welcome to the mandrama era. every time a fighter shows the slightest amount of disdain to another fighter it gets hyped up as a big rivalry
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>>105291292
Costa wins the rematch
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Adesanya and Costa will get married, have kids, and raise a nice healthy family. They are a traditional couple don't let the ufc convince you otherwise.
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>>105291342
seems like more of a sports psychologist but he seems to know his stuff, i liked him on the rampage/rashad season of ultimate fighter.
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>>105291565
That’s what draws in the cazzies most people don’t care about somebody’s epic top control
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Good nigth usman bitch
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>>105291342
He’s fucking a big titty goth mate. That’s all you need to know
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>cazzies think promoters hyping up a fight is a recent development
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>>105291616
MMA coaches seem to get the best pussy. Just look at that guy who coached the Shevs.
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>>105291616
That is one high quality female, I tip my hat in respect.
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>cerrone starting fight camp

yeah it’s probably diaz vs cowboy ii clash of the cans
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>>105291616
I hate living
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>>105291735
one more run Cowboychads
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>>105291735
good matchup, will be more competitive than masvidal/diaz
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>>105291735
did cowgoy say he was dropping to LW again?
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>>105291823
he said he was moving down to LW for the final run of his career
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>>105291735
One..........last............run
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>>105291812
It wasn't even competitive the first time you goof
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>>105291735
The rematch nobody asked for
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>>105291877
i disagree
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>I think you're gunna like it
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>diaz cowboy 2
>conor poirier 2
who the fuck asked for either of these
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>>105291892
I’m sure Cowboy asked for it so he could buy a new wake boarding boat
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>>105291912
Is it gonna be like that b?
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>>105291926
Dana is banking on his time machine working
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>>105291926
I sent a singing telegram to Dana asking for the Goobs/Diamond rematch

Diaz vs Cowboy is prelim tier trash
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>>105291926
Gooby vs Poorier 2 is fun to see if Dustbin will manage to last more than 1 round this time
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>inb4 Poirier says he and Conor are gonna blow the roof off this place
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>>105291926
Idk Conor Poirier 2 kinda makes sense in all honesty
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>>105291962
the first fight was so one sided. it's the worst matchup for dustin he's getting btfo again
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>>105291996
if I was going to book any rematches it'd be
>conor diaz 3
>poirier garth
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>>105290006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd32rYsTgME
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>>105291994
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YOURE GONNA PAY NERD
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>>105292070
I thought Cowsoi had a real chance that’s shameful stuff
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Redpill me on Kelvin Netherlands
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The Virgin dagestani sanda/wushu VS the Chad traditional kung fu figther
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>>105292131
bum
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>>105292131
never gonna be champ but probably gonna be a solid top 10 guy
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>>105292125
>I thought Cowsoi had a real chance
bookies LOVE him
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>>105288125
Discord is for trannys
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>>105292131
total n word
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>>105292197
Nagger?
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>>105292215
Nibber
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>>105292197
norf?
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>>105292215
>>105292250
nonce
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>>105292265
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>>105291485
>not taking his training serious.
This is one of the most retarded things I've heard and I hear it parroted all the time. Jon took his training seriously, he only claims otherwise. Like how he said the grain of salt bullshit or dedicates his fights to first responders.
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>>105287819
in the trenches
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>>105292289
Jej
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>>105288308
Excellent taste.
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>>105291735
what the fuck is the point in making them fight at LW? makes no sense
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>>105291616
Good for him man
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>rangebanned because of some other shithead
>bought fifty VPNs for ten bucks the other day
Get fucked
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>>105292601
Because Cowboy wants a run for LW and Nate said he'll be WW champ by end of 2021.
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>>105292623
THE ONLY ONE DOING THE FUCKING IS ME FUCKING YOUR PUSSY
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>>105291926
Conor Dustin 2 actually makes a lot of sense as they’re both clearly the best guys at LW and it has the Dustin redemption angle.
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>>105292648
Wat
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>>105292623
Based.
(I posted this btw and I’m juicing my (You)s)
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can full camp masvidal beat usman?
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Yeah.. there’s no fucking way it’s Cowboy surely? It has to be one of Gaethje/Oliveira/RDA/Islam
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>>105292704
He had a full camp, he just had a rushed weight cut.
Any way, no. Their first fight was at no point competitive, there's no reason to believe a second one will be any different unless he brings a gun or something.
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How many questions do you need to fucking ask me to do the goddamn laundry. I swear to God I'm about to heem my wife fucking ridiculous.
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>>105292728
all booked apart from rda
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>>105292770
is she pretty
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>>105292776
Like a tulip.
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>>105292701
>>105292623
all me
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https://youtu.be/R9_UrETCCOw
thawlts on kots?
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>>105292887
seems kinda kino
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>>105292887
Somebody's going to die if they keep fighting on concrete
Those suplexes easily could have killed the dude if his head hit the floor
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I want to see at least 1 fight promotion take place in a bouncy castle.
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>>105292966
that was my immediate thought, it almost seemed like that dude was purposely not spiking him on his head but idk, not everyone will be so reigned in
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>>105292887
Looks like entertainment for cokehead ratboys. I’ll stick to my much classier fighting with really small gloves thank you very much
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>>105292876
jesus fucking christ
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>>105292887
>allowing wrestling on concrete
lawsuit waiting to happen, based as fuck though
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>>105293204
>makes funny faces
>judges don't see it and score round against him
Reprehensible.
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I woke up this morning and I realized watched MMA doesn’t make me happy.

I don’t know what makes me happy.
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>boxing doesn't have real on-
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>>105293204
i already miss him, hope he can at least get the lellator strap
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>>105292966
That somebody is you BITCH
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>>105293230
I don't give a FUCK about your little blogpost, FAGGOT!
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>>105292398
I didn't believe it until I saw how bad he beat Gus in the rematch.
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>>105293230
At some point, I stopped doing things to make me happy and just did things to distract from my unhappiness
I don't know what the cure is
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>>105293266
heh, based.
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>>105293273
Godspeed friend.
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>>105293232
>two manlets tapping each other with giant pillows on their hands.
gee, real violent huh
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>>105293272
That's a Gus that had been heemed multiple times since. Plus that was grain of salt Jon.
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>>105293273
*heems you*
you're cured son, turns out you just had a little case of faggotitis
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I think Hooker would be a tougher matchup for Conor. Does anyone else think this? I can't tell it's because Hooker has more length and better striking or if because Gooby already starched Poirier 7 years ago
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>>105293289
BOXING IS MORE DEADLY THEN MMA, COPE, SEETHE, AND DILATE MA NIGGA
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>>105293232
Pillowtapping is badass dude.
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>It's only $89.99 you fucking goof. What are you poor or something? Don't have any friends to split it with? Too fucking bad.
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Anyone take medication or natural supplements for depression?
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>>105293273
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>>105293321
Why do video game streamers box instead of training in ufc then?
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>>105292887
>decent production
>bareknuckle
>concrete
>kicks to a downed opponent and 12-g elbows
>just bleed
yeah, looks kino to me
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matt brown heems condit
free money
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>>105293337
>>105293342
back to r9k you pathetic fucking virgin whiners
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>>105289275
https://www.bestfightodds.com/
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>>105293232
This is how I always envisioned the pillow fights between my middle school crushes going when I would dream about their sleepovers.
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>>105293351
12-6 i mean
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>>105293362
>monkey isn't intelligent enough to have feelings
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>>105292887
of course it's fucking slavs, too. those people just don't value their own lives
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>>105293273
just jerk off
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>>105293346
Why hasn't the ufc have any deaths yet? Mma in general only has like 9, 1,604 boxers have died, bleeding and passing out isn't as dangerous as constantly punching each other in the face for half an hour FUCK BOY BITCH
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>>105293337
I just watch Tony Montana clips jus grow a pair meng what are you gay or somethin? I don even get depress jus piss meng all I think about is violins meng jus violins meng all I have in this world are my balls and my word meng just violinz
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>>105293315
Hooker has a ridiculous chin, good length, pressure, and pretty good low kicks. I definitely don’t think Conor would put him away with ease, it would be a grind.
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>>105293409
This doesn't work, just makes you feel worse
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>>105293392
Taking pills for boohoos is peak brainlet.
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>>105293411
Because when you train ufc you learn how to not die from pillowfighting like a pussy
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>>105293392
>1st worlder bitching about muh depression anonymously to a bunch of strangers online
>thinks it's because he's smart
nah bud. you're just a midwit PUSSY
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>>105293346
mma's harder than boxing, and boxing is better known among normalfags
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XlQzB_sBE4
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>>105293428
So boxing's more deadly than poofc,got it
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I wish Barboza wasn't such a fuck up so we could see a Barboza Hooker 2. In Barboza's defense though he was on the unlucky end of a lot of close decisions. But that's what happens when you have close fights.
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>>105293441
The more money Sean gets the more homeless he looks. It's almost poetic.
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>>105293454
Yeah because you don't learn how to fight you just learn how to die for your promoters. That's why vidya streamers love it. It's a soulless sports for those who want to return to the womb by death.
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If people want to see guys just stand and bang why does no one watch kick boxing or muay thai?
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Can any other general on this board compete with the soul heem has?
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> Holloway by Decision
> Magny by Decision
> Hooker by Decision
> McGregor TKO RD1
How are my picks looking for the upcoming week boys?
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>>105293481
He's the GOAT
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>>105293441
can't wait for this faggot to get flatlined again
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>>105293489
It's always like 3 rounds of 2 minutes and no one gets heemed unless it's a title fight, which are a little longer.
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>>105293503
hooker ko
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>>105293489
it's always on at weird ass times b
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>>105293502
was this the first win via CTE in UFC history?
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>>105293503
> Holloway by Decision
hunnerd percent
> Magny by Decision
I agree but I disagree
> Hooker by Decision
I think you'd be surprised. I think he knocks him out
> McGregor TKO RD1
Round 3. Guaranteed.
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i like both max and kattar, its tawlf
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MMA doesn’t have an off-season, that’s why I follow this sport so much. With football u have to go 6 months without reprieve on weekends. When I’m not working I’m alone, mma is the best friend I ever had.
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>>105293503
Hooker is heeming Micuck CANdler back the Smellator
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>>105293502
gr8 question m8
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>>105293503
Archdookie Danz is heeming chandler for sure
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>>105293503
1/4 SHIT picks

Kattar/Poirier/CHADler are the winners

it's an underdog extravaganza
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>>105293441
>this fight is on ABC? What channel is that? I've never heard ABC before what's that the alphabet channel?

What did Sean "Suga Show" O'Malley mean by this?
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>>105293518
>>105293550
It could happen boys but it’s 3 rounds rite?
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>>105293585
He has Callen writing his jokes now.
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>>105293489
ONE does Muay Thai with 4oz gloves and it’s better than MMA desu
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>>105293581
>Poirier/CHADler
bookies LOVE him
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>>105293539
Fight of 2020
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Why aren't you growing a heemer beard?
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Better MMA hog.

Schaub or Randy?
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>>105293602
They look like shit and I don't much care for muslims if I'm being honest
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>>105293602
do you reckon the swede is still awake to come and seethe at this?
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Sucks that Conor is too big to do a podcast or ever go into commentating. He's a really smart guy, great talker, student of the game.
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>>105293605
never seen Randy's dick, but my gut says it's bigger than Schaub's
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>>105293602
hazmat has green eyes white confirmed
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>>105292887
we need a streetbeefs and kots crossover championship bout
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>>105293630
His goal was to blow and act like he don't know nobody like riff raff and he actually did it the mad lad.
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>>105293590
I'm saying 1. cuckler got heemed by a bantamweight in like one minute
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>>105293596
i expect an apology from you very soon, nerd


i'll be enjoying many hours of gaming entertainment with my bet winnings
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Why does nobody talk about Petr Yan?
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>>105293630
I don’t watch it it baffles me how hasn’t been on Rogan’s podcast yet
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>>105293680
can
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>>105293680
Conors fighting soon and Holloway fight this weekend. FAGGOT
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>>105293680
he does
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>>105293680
Petr Can?
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>>105293680
>manlet
>boring
>asian

he's a heemer though
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>>105293680
more like Petr Can kek
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>>105293685
Rogan couldn't afford Conor
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>>105293667
This is a doctored image
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>>105293685
Rogan is only as good as his guests expect for now that he went to spotify his podcast is heavily edited and soulless so it'll never be worth watching again. Even if Conor went on Rogan would probably just talk about black guys instead of asking Conor questions.
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God I can’t fucking stand Canadians on here
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>>105293685
Conor is a boring cunt that's why i'd glass that kid if I ever saw him
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>>105293722
if he can afford Robert Downey Jr on his podcast then he can surely afford Gooby
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His Imperial and Royal Highness Archdookie Danz Candinand and Goober by KO is LITERALLY. and I do mean LITERALLY free money
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Khamzat dominates swedes.
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>>105293726
Who
Cares
Fucking Argenian trash I'll kill u
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>>105293741
this is bad advice
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>>105293680
Tawlmbout Peter Pan b? Uhh yeah give me Captain Hook b wader we evun duin heur.
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>>105293753
THE oskar hjelm?!??
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>>105293765
don't come crying to me once I'm swimming in devalued 3rd world currency, bud!
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i wanna fight dana white and then make him watch a pirated ufc event
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>>105293773
Yes. All the swedes.
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>>105293765
how
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>>105293753
How wasn’t there more hype for him in the build up the his debut? I remember watching it and nobody knew who he was it feels like he came out of nowhere. Where there any hardcore mma nerds banging his drum beforehand?
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>>105293680
paperchamp
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https://youtu.be/hfMQfaISM3s
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>>105293786
Dana would heem you easily with his boxing training
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Does /heem/ get intimidated by other people?
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>>105293786
I feel he would heem you in the first
no disrespect, just my honest thoughts
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>>105293785
i won't be able to respond for awhile after I'm playing Cyberpunk 2077 with my winnings
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>>105293806
My spelling is fucking atrocious. I need to go to bed boys
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>>105293795
Chandler and Poirier are winning, both quite easily
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>>105293851
BOOKIES LOVE HIM
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>>105293851
this guy's dumb
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>>105293827
Yes. I’m a human punching bag, nobody respects me, I’m invisible.
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>>105293825
I would pirate his ppv after and screencap the fbi warning then print it out rip a huge brap on it then take a shit on it and them mail it to Dana because he WONT DO SHIT
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>>105293860
ur dum

>>105293859
well i'm easy to like desu
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>>105293851
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>>105293827
Yeah, I feel like people can instinctively sense I'm not like them and it makes me feel like an alien
I'm not physically intimated by anyone, though. I heem could every here
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>>105293827
nope
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>>105293876
explain to me exactly what poirier and candler's path to victory is. keep in mind they're both losing
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>>105293865
enjoy your 10 years of hard time
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>>105293876
must be the unusual smoothness of your brain
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>>105293806
He only became UFC famous for being a Khabib clone and fighting on such short notice consecutively. I know he was known on the Brave/Arab Euro region circuit
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>>105293865
based leaf
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>>105293827
no, I put myself in a heem or be heemed mindset
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>>105293892
Poirier is 10x better at 155, has been CONSTANTLY improving and has better boxing than Conor. ez win

Chandler will grind Hooker for 3 easy rounds.
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>>105293903
Reminds me of the unusual smoothness of my cum on yo mamas pussy
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>>105293897
Dana is my bitch.
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>>105293885
You are like them
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>>105293915
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>>105293926
no I'm autistic
If you're a sperg and think no one notices, you're wrong. everyone notices
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>>105293925
i'm reporting you personally, its my duty to protect content creators
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>>105293933
you sound like you just wanna be a special little snowflake
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>>105293827
Fuck no I instinctively want to fuck everyone I see why would I get intimidated? It's called the heempill. You either want to fuck or you're getting fucked.
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>>105293943
brazza no is russian stream
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>>105293921
This is what reaching for grapes and trying to make whine looks like.
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*breaks you*
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>>105293918
thanks for moving the line for easier money
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Why did the ufc get rid of face the pain?
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>>105293918
jesus christ, you're right. you should totally bet your entire life savings on that very smart breakdown and better the odds for mcgregor and dookie
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>>105293918
post slip please
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>>105293995
wwme thought it was too chuddish for the pg era
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>>105293995
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>>105293995
They wanted to be accepted by Disney and ABC so they should their souls. Sad. Many such cases.
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>>105294009
he got hooded eyes
if he put on eyeliner you couldnt see it
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>>105294009
>me, a curmudgeon, trying to smell the cum of my wife's bull in her pussy
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>>105294009
That fucking donk
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>>105294003

+1500 for my parlay, gonna be a nice week betting $40
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i will slap dana on his head and play it like a drum
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>>105294009
prey
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>>105293825
he will fight as well as that basketball guy

>>105293828
i will heem him and then u
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now that the dust has settled, why did gaychy gassed so much in one round? was he unironically poisoned?
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>>105293998
i've done some very serious tape study of all these fights, no reason to give away proprietary information on my systematic fight analysis
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>u mirin' brazza?
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>>105293918
its not the worst parlay ever
chandler is absolutely juiced to the tits and has a lot to prove
i have no idea where hookers wrestling is at

poophead got pieced up and almost knocked out by hooker but getting dropped by khashit is really bad
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oh no i forgot to do research for ufc bets this weekend
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>>105294080
no witman ruined him and turned him into a point athlete for the ferguson fight
he was supposed to force the shot out of khabib instead of running away
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>>105294088
hooker is going to get ragdolled
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>>105294088
poirier looked far worse against khabib than a version of conor who just came off a coke bender
>>105294080
he sucks and was terrified
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>>105294086
right on bro, please move the line for me
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Every parlay is bad.
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If you're betting any money on poirier you're out of your fucking mind
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>>105294166
Poirier could win b. Everyone was saying Max would outclass him. Poirier is a big underdog he's a good bet.
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changing my bet from dookie to cuckler
cuckler/mcgoober is the parlay
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>>105294273
Dookie Dan is going to take a massive dookie on that cuck
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>>105294269
styles make fights. poirier is a fucking massively cherry picked opponent for goobman
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>>105294273
>betting a bellator reject named cuckler
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>>105294306
Oh FER SER Poirier is the same fighter he was 7 years ago b and so is Conor change is just a meme it's not real b.
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>>105294320
i'll wait until the weigh-ins to see how bad hooker height mogs him; then we should make our bets
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>>105294320
when Chadler hits the double leg in the first 30 sec will there be tear in your eyes?
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>>105294362
you talm bout when hookers knee hits him in the the face knocking him out cold?
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>>105294348
>flatlined by the only guy with a remotely similar style to conor he fought
but FER SEEERRRR poirier is a completely different person, completely changed his game in 4 years bro. hell he might even wrestlefuck gooby for all we know
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>>105294377
Please tell me who that guy is
>inb4 Michael Johnson is like Conor
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>>105293232
The last boxing Real One was Ricardo Mayorga.
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>>105294374
that could be in the cards
lellator prospects getting kneed in the dome
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>>105294398
This isn't some prospect cuck, this is The KEK who beat former UFC LW Champion Eddie Alvarez.
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>>105294390
Gaycheese fucked him up
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>>105294390
keyword here is REMOTELY, as in: Michael ''N word'' Johnson is a massively inferior counter puncher compared to Conor and he STILL flatlined poirier's ass in the 1st. Poirier is a fucking brainlet, he's leaves himself too open and relies too much on toughness and chin. He's getting schaubrealmed in the first
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When I watched Johnson Gaethje I was thinking damn this is how McGregor Gaethje would go
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>losing twice to THE will brooks
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>>105294422
He beat Max because he no longer relies on his chin dumbass. His striking defense has improved immensely. Just because Hooker gave him troubles doesn't mean he's a dumb brawler. You're probably just parroting youtube takes tbqh. I remember someone posting a youtube video on here the other day with the exact same narrative you're saying.
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>*makes virgins seethe*
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Does Tony beat Nate or vice versa?
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>>105294489
Costa wins the rematch
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>>105294495
Based Diamond
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>>105293864
I remember being like that when I had pretty bad social anxiety.

People are mean as shit, if they notice that you have no teeth they immediately start using you to feel better about themselves
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>>105294504
I know the fight would be shit and nobody wants to watch that, but I'd love to watch Costa get humiliated again.
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>>105294500
Tony would leg kick him to a ud I suspect
He's beyond flushed but I still can't see him losing that
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>>105294479
why the fuck would anyone rely on their chin against the definition of "pillow fist pitter patter". dustbin is getting slept by gooby in the 1st
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get in here and vote for magomed magomedov

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf9AzwUeQq2ClRIWazHVEjgUSGU1RoLD2u3FKFdlqdBAIAGjw/viewform?usp=sf_link
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>>105294579
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
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>>105294595
MODS!
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>>105294579
Id let him back that ass on me after a few drinks...non alcoholic of course
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>>105294631
you sound dagestani
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>>105294636
jus one bumhole sniff brazza
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Checking out guys I don't think I can /heem/ anymore.

*heems myself

Hey guys what is new!
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>>105294631
can't tell if this is based or not
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>>105294651
make any new skyrim vids b?
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>>105294653
Flip a coin and go with the opposite side
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Just took a MASSIVE, TILL CLOGGER of a Schaub. Like I couldn't BELIEVE all that stuff fit inside my bowels. Holy shit I wish I had a phone so I could immortalize that B-B-BEAST
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>>105294675
all the time. might make one between today and tomorrow waiting for Conor to be back!

That time of the year
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>>105294686
losing to Lee should just get you cut from the promotion at this point
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>>105294651
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>>105294694

Already happened, heard he signed to a new one.. I am a week delayed.
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>>105294681
describe it to me so I can draw it b
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>>105292728
You forgot the part about Nate sucks.
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>>105294681
why don’t you have a phone
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>>105294761
Very light brown. Loose, almost popcorn like in appearance. Many small pieces coming together to make one mighty Schaub.
>>105294775
Why would I
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>>105293230
/sumo/
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>>105294651
did masvidal quit twitter yet
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>>105294504
BASED
>>105294548
low energy and homopilled
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>Chandler started dating Brie Willett in 2013 after emailing for almost two years.
>Subsequently, they got married in 2014. They adopted a son in 2018.
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>>105293764
rude
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>>105294866
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>>105294866
silly cuckler
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Gay Sex: I think you'd be surprised
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>>105294009
did he get a nosejob wtf
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i still dont understand how bumboza didnt get finished but godthje did
this semen slurping sport just isnt for me
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>>105294780
A bit like this?
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>>105294949
Gaethje took a dive. Ali is his manager. He got paid big to tap in the second.
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>>105287648
At least he won the story definitively.
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>>105291735
>mfw just discovered that Diaz beat pre flushed Cow boy in a decision once upon a time
uhhhh quitboybros?....



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