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canada-sama... i kneel
cant wait until khamzat kheems le everyone
how much of a can is this john phillips dude? how do you have 0 fucking ground game at this point in the sport?
https://youtu.be/lemD9PxoHIoIs Scarface elite?
He's winning next week.
>>105287705shameful displayblack guy will have nightmares about this for the rest of his life
>>105287683he's a real one, developing a ground game is for fags
>opponent is 10-4 on a three fight losing streak>Vick on a 4 fight losing streak himself
>>105287784the texecutioner really needs to just let it go
/heem/crew, when the far-left shuts down 4chan where do we all meet up? I'm apolitical, I just see the writing on the wall and I want to know where the heemsters will be.
ohh thats a good heem
>>105287819it's not gonna get shut down
>>105287819hatsune miku yt comment sections
>>105287819I'll be gone, hopefully for good
>>105287920Iron Turtle stone cold stunners Aidsanya to win the belch.
>>105287819I hope notWithout this place I'd be completely alone
>>105287948this is what the man in the walls showed him
kattarmagnychandlermcgregorthis is the one.
>>105287948>get an armbar>nearly break your opponents arm>he's just dabbing on youI'd be broken too
>>105287978replace Kattar with Max and it's a good parlay
>>105287948its that fucking chip
>>105287953I feel for fat cats
>>105287948All that flexibility shit he does was probably for this stuff and Khabib
>>105287819>>105287861>>105287915>>105287931>>105287953>>105288043real ones can join the good heemcord for quality mma discussion
only motivated mcgregor can beat khabib at lw. thinking memejitsu bums like tony and charles could tap him is pure cope
>>105288125discord is for fake ones
>>105287978>chandleraw it's retarded
>>105287819See you on ifunny
>>105287819>closing 4chinksnot gonna happen, this place is a honeypot containment, here they have us exactly where they want us to be
>>105288175who are your 3 favorite unranked prospects in the ufc?
>>105288292Jordan LeavittDusko TodorovicDriccus Du Plessis
>>105288308rare based leaf post
>>105288292Sergei SpivacRoyval would be unranked at any other divisionMichael Chandler
>>105288308based. got a temporary/throwaway email I can send you the link at?>>105288339>chandlercheeky but technically truei like when spivak fucked up felipe
ill make u cry and heem u
>>105287648This is very disturbing
>>105288521wake up dusko
>>105288563having dov at the end of your name doesn't guarantee a good fighter
>>105287612What's the best MMA news source?I follow several instagram accounts and youtube channels, but I want proper journalism and hopefuly something that covers other shit beside the UFC.ONE, PFL, Bellator.
>>105288622but the best boxing at 185 does>>105288641mma-scout.comcombat pressreddit.com/r/mma
>>105288495Based and Meta
>>105288672why does he have 6 losses to regional cans
>>105288376just post it here why not
>>105288495would u rly let ur gf poo on u?
What's next for Gillespie?
>>105288521boston's boy puts him out
>>105288837top 5 in the 145 division soon, then FW champ by the end of 2022
>>105288837Should cut down to featherweight, seems like he has something against cutting weight though
>>105288672Combat press seems to be exactly what I was looking for.Pic related is me and you.
>>105288761probably was figuring out MMA/grappling. he's the only MMA fighter Floyd Mayweather has under his TMT banner. he's got very legit hands
>>105288842whats boston boom boom, makes me think of boston salmon, its confusing I dont like it
>>105288897happy to help.also, your country's cocaine and women are top-tier.
>>105288842boston's boy is a haymaker bum
>>105288795I've huffed multiple girl's braps before. It's hot because they're more scared of them brapping on you than they are of getting throat fucked or ass fucked.
>>105288292Jack Shore, Mason Jones
>>105288837Gillespie has a fight booked against Brad Riddell at UFC 258 in February you casual
uhhh khabib bros?
>>105288949he's connecting on dusko's stiff little james vick head, mark my woods
>>105288788don't want autism flooding in
>>105289013unbelievably bongbaseddoes jai herbert round out the top 3? he was winning against trinaldo until he got heemed
*enters the thread*
>>105289024snorey time is getting dominated and flushed
>>105289024my boy piechota... he was so promising until GM3 cucked him after getting dominated in the first round...
>>105289080He’s 32 so na, if I had to pick another Brit I’d say Lerone Murphy. I am a cazzie though
>>105289196chin let him down
>>105289226can you really be a caz if you know shore and mason? or are you a ufc cazzie but follow the bong scene?
British heemers. Anyone know the best bookies to bet on ooeffcee? Trying to put an accy on with fights happening this weekend and next weekend but I can’t pick anything other than the winner of Chandler/Hooker yet
>>105289243I’d say I’m semi-cazzie at this point. But I’m a proud Welsh man so have my ear to the ground when it comes to our boys doing stuff
Imagine wanting to join some gay discord
>>105289275not a bong but bet365 is always a good option
>>105289239naw khamzat is just that strong(before someone sperges out on me, it was an epic joke, okay)
>>105289306based Welshman. good luck to your guys
>>105289382Yeah that’s my go to usually mate but they’re only offering specific bets on cards for this weekend. I’m only able to choose the winners of the fights next weekend at the minute :/
>>105289386l o l
>>105288521why does he look like a past-gen videogame render?
>>105289306Based fellow Welsh heemster. I always assumed all other bong flags here were English
>>105289570he's serbian, they haven't got the new patch yet
>>105289605I'm here brother
>>105287612hmmm. yep, this thread is based.
Feeling disenfranchised, b. Need some walkout tunes to cheer me up.
Jesus vs Mohammed, who takes it?
>>105290006Jesus is unheemable but has no KO power so it ends in a draw
>>105290006theyre actually bros, theyre from the same gym
>>105289905It was a weird day today b. I had great energy Monday and Tuesday but felt off all day and a lot of the people I talked to seemed the same. It's a tawlf b. This is my walkout. https://youtu.be/Tam3WWL8aVU
>>105290006>>105290028mohammed gets him in a crucifix and taps him out from there
>>105290006Jesus would win via meme knee.
>>105288292Adrian YanezChris Daukaus, I think he's still unranked anywayMiranda Maverick
>>105290006mohammed by tko(explosive vest)
>>105290006Mohammed was a pedo
>>105290094I never saw Weekend at Bernie's 2. How exactly do they get him to walk on his own?
>>105290117a quintessentially Swedish post
>>105290263hem. they used hem day.
Will this rat faggot go up and figth Holland for the Kung fu motherfucker belt or Will he keep ducking? Calling himself kung fu King when Holland is doing 10 times better than him is disrespectfull
>>105290006mohammed is a can crusher
>>105290282jesus wins the rematch 3 days later
>>105290299Isn't Holland fighting Brunson? Why would Holland fight that no name you posted?
sweden preps mohammad before the fight
>>105290378Because Holland is a real one and would beat the fuck out of this can for calling himself kung fu King and then figth brunson on the same nigth
>>105290006>the son of Godvs>some warlordjeez hard to pick
>>105290445Holland will be heemed 2 years from now
How do I get a Brendan Schaub flair?
>>105290466it's entirely possible
>>105290466Better come up with a stupid nickname for him and spam it incessantly until his eventual loss, then.
>>105290512You don't have to officially lose to get a nickname.
speaking of Kevin Holland, I don't think he gets past Brunson tbqhHis TDD isnt great and Brunson looks improved with his new camp
>>105290583erm he beat THE shart in a sd
>>105290577Scratch that, Peevin Pooland fits better.
> decimates your ACLheh.. nothin personel kid *blinks*
>>105290466epic preidction b
>>105290583MY DICK SIZE IMPROVED WITH YO MAMA
>>105290624>only fights washed out bumsRyan Hall is a joke.
> y-yeah I actually think Andrew Y-yang has a really good policy platform *blinks* You just KNOW this dweeb has said that sentence to somebody who doesn’t give a shit
You now remember Juan Adams
Can someone post the image of colby standing infront of the trump tower/motel
Poovin Peeland vs Peevin Pooland in a straight up wrestling match, who wins?
>>105290682I know Ryan Hall, the whole autism thing is just an angle
>>105290706Best I can do is private plane next to meth head.
>>105290682Ryan Hall is literally getting old instead of fighting
>>105290734would be extremely based but I doubt it
>>105290751I think you'd be surprised.
>>105290684sloth looking mother fucker shouldnt be that ugly and also that bad of a fighter
>>105290730Rolls off the tongue b
>>105290684You now remember his fight with Greg Hardy
>Saves welterweigthYou are welcome I been posting this for 2 years and now is reality
> you’re gonna like itTwenty quid bet says it’s fucking Cerrone
>>105289905This would be minehttps://youtu.be/thjYtBM0-hc?t=19
MY FACE WAS IN HIS CROTCH!
>>105290006Jesus is the Son of God, thus God.Mohamed is a paedophile.God will submit him to eternal punishment under such angels that have no mercy, to pay the wages of sin, in full, for ever and ever.In fire unquenchable, where the worm dieth not.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MemtDM4VT4w&ab_channel=Prisoneer
>>105290802Did he properly avenge assault victims like he promised?
>>105290816It's probably Masvidal kek
>>105290790also known as the khabillard duck
Dana said it’s at lightweight... could it possibly be?
>>105290816apparently its at 155, who could it be lads? probably Felder
>>105290682he has entry level conservative twitter political takes, the type who would vote for yang / tulsi simply because he likes them smile.
>>105290844by becoming one so he could understand them, yes
>>105290888Hall would never accept a fight against Diaz. Anyone he fights has multiple recent losses.
>>105290874It's definitely not Conor and I don't know who else Dana thinks people would get excited about. No one wants Masvidal Diaz 2, but Dana and Masvidal have hyped it in the last.
Do you guys think the Colby vs Masvidal is a complete manufactured story?
>>105290957It only exists through twitter rumors so it was probably nothing too serious. They always name drop fights to see what kind of buzz it would generate to attempt to project ppv buys.
>>105290816diaz vs gaethje?
could they possibly be doing Diaz/Oliveira? that would be insane
>>105290994kek, fuck no that would be legal murder and with the new faggot left wing admin would probably cause mma to be banned
>>105291009Yeah, insanely retarded.
>>105291022Who would murder who?
Gaethje va olivera Hooker VS chandler Poirier vs Connor Who else is there for Nathan?
>>105291009Diaz vs Diaz?i'd be into that fight just because i'd enjoy watching both of those cholos beat the shit out of each other
>>105290957Absolutely. Both conservative, both room mates and best pals with no name in the ufc until they played up a character and got famous, then took it a step further and created a rivalry.They probably text each other and laugh about the next storyline they're coming up with and the fight between them will be a respectful one afterwards.
>>105291058I tend to agree unironically
>>105291046Felder, Islam, RDA 2
>>105291052That's fucking illegal
>>105291100islam fighting dober
>>105291043Geathje murders Diaz
>>105291100Do you think Dana would even pretend people would get excited about any of those fights?
>>105291166Doubt it. Diaz isn't Vick or Canboy. It would be a doctor stoppage if anything.
>>105291203i'd be more excited if they were doing a paintball match at Cowboys ranch
>>105291022>>105291166If garth can't knock tony out its unlikely he will get diaz, gaethje could win the decision if he keeps distance and doesn't wind up on the ground.
>>105290957Remember when Adesanya and Costa were seen feeling each other the day before their fight and the UFC and MMA press' embarrassingly responded by saying that this is what fans should expect after peddling the lie that both hated each other. Embarrassing
>>105291292DANA PAID CONOR TO THROW THE DOLLY
>>105291172I dont like those fights but I do think Dana loves to pretend people get excited for retarded fights
>>105290652soon what? he'll refuse another 3 opponents this year and then claim everyone is ducking him? getting real sick of this can
>>105290888Nate wins the rematch
Give me the rundown on trevor whitman bros is he really a fraud of a coach?
>>105291292They were just gay for each other that's different. It started out as a joke, but they both pretended to want to fuck each other so much that they actually wanted to fuck each other and could no longer tell where the joke ended and "reality" began.
Who is the *luckiest* fighter? It's got to be Conor, right?>genetic abnormality, probably the greatest frame for featherweight ever>southpaw (overrepresented in most combat sports, 10% genetic chance)>one punch KO power (maybe 10% of all fighters have this)>got to fight Floyd Mayweather in his first professional boxing match (completely unprecedented, nine figure payday)>gets away with numerous crimes and accusations because everybody loves him and he's basedAll that in addition to the natural luck of the Irish. Can anyone else's luck even compete with Conor's?
Do you think Volk printed this image and used it as training motivation in the lead up to the Max fights?
>>105291365it's khabib by memeing his way into GOAT status without a single good win
>>105291394Khabib is also suspeciously lucky, it seems like Allah was literally protecting him from Prime Tony.
>>105291365>let's call it pure luckcheeky kike
>>105291346the utter faggotry leading up to that fight was hilarious.
>>105291365The first three points you’ve listed are luck but 4 and 5 are only true because of 1/2/3. 5 applies to dozens of charismatic celebrities
the bad guys always win
>>105291365Jon Jones is way luckier it's not even close. Jon was the youngest ufc champ ever and was defending his belt while not taking his training serious.
>>105291346My point was how far the UFC go to make every big fight out to be some grudge match. And then completely contradict themselves when fans show surprise that both fighters are bumming the day before
>>105291504welcome to the mandrama era. every time a fighter shows the slightest amount of disdain to another fighter it gets hyped up as a big rivalry
>>105291292Costa wins the rematch
Adesanya and Costa will get married, have kids, and raise a nice healthy family. They are a traditional couple don't let the ufc convince you otherwise.
>>105291342seems like more of a sports psychologist but he seems to know his stuff, i liked him on the rampage/rashad season of ultimate fighter.
>>105291565That’s what draws in the cazzies most people don’t care about somebody’s epic top control
Good nigth usman bitch
>>105291342He’s fucking a big titty goth mate. That’s all you need to know
>cazzies think promoters hyping up a fight is a recent development
>>105291616MMA coaches seem to get the best pussy. Just look at that guy who coached the Shevs.
>>105291616That is one high quality female, I tip my hat in respect.
>cerrone starting fight campyeah it’s probably diaz vs cowboy ii clash of the cans
>>105291616I hate living
>>105291735one more run Cowboychads
>>105291735good matchup, will be more competitive than masvidal/diaz
>>105291735did cowgoy say he was dropping to LW again?
>>105291823he said he was moving down to LW for the final run of his career
>>105291812It wasn't even competitive the first time you goof
>>105291735The rematch nobody asked for
>I think you're gunna like it
>diaz cowboy 2>conor poirier 2who the fuck asked for either of these
>>105291892I’m sure Cowboy asked for it so he could buy a new wake boarding boat
>>105291912Is it gonna be like that b?
>>105291926Dana is banking on his time machine working
>>105291926I sent a singing telegram to Dana asking for the Goobs/Diamond rematch Diaz vs Cowboy is prelim tier trash
>>105291926Gooby vs Poorier 2 is fun to see if Dustbin will manage to last more than 1 round this time
>inb4 Poirier says he and Conor are gonna blow the roof off this place
>>105291926Idk Conor Poirier 2 kinda makes sense in all honesty
>>105291962the first fight was so one sided. it's the worst matchup for dustin he's getting btfo again
>>105291996if I was going to book any rematches it'd be>conor diaz 3 >poirier garth
YOURE GONNA PAY NERD
>>105292070I thought Cowsoi had a real chance that’s shameful stuff
Redpill me on Kelvin Netherlands
The Virgin dagestani sanda/wushu VS the Chad traditional kung fu figther
>>105292131never gonna be champ but probably gonna be a solid top 10 guy
>>105292125>I thought Cowsoi had a real chancebookies LOVE him
>>105288125Discord is for trannys
>>105292131total n word
>>105291485>not taking his training serious.This is one of the most retarded things I've heard and I hear it parroted all the time. Jon took his training seriously, he only claims otherwise. Like how he said the grain of salt bullshit or dedicates his fights to first responders.
>>105287819in the trenches
>>105291735what the fuck is the point in making them fight at LW? makes no sense
>>105291616Good for him man
>rangebanned because of some other shithead>bought fifty VPNs for ten bucks the other dayGet fucked
>>105292601Because Cowboy wants a run for LW and Nate said he'll be WW champ by end of 2021.
>>105292623THE ONLY ONE DOING THE FUCKING IS ME FUCKING YOUR PUSSY
>>105291926Conor Dustin 2 actually makes a lot of sense as they’re both clearly the best guys at LW and it has the Dustin redemption angle.
>>105292623Based.(I posted this btw and I’m juicing my (You)s)
can full camp masvidal beat usman?
Yeah.. there’s no fucking way it’s Cowboy surely? It has to be one of Gaethje/Oliveira/RDA/Islam
>>105292704He had a full camp, he just had a rushed weight cut.Any way, no. Their first fight was at no point competitive, there's no reason to believe a second one will be any different unless he brings a gun or something.
How many questions do you need to fucking ask me to do the goddamn laundry. I swear to God I'm about to heem my wife fucking ridiculous.
>>105292728all booked apart from rda
>>105292770is she pretty
>>105292776Like a tulip.
Brits, I love you.
https://youtu.be/R9_UrETCCOwthawlts on kots?
>>105292887seems kinda kino
>>105292887Somebody's going to die if they keep fighting on concreteThose suplexes easily could have killed the dude if his head hit the floor
I want to see at least 1 fight promotion take place in a bouncy castle.
>>105292966that was my immediate thought, it almost seemed like that dude was purposely not spiking him on his head but idk, not everyone will be so reigned in
>>105292887Looks like entertainment for cokehead ratboys. I’ll stick to my much classier fighting with really small gloves thank you very much
>>105292876jesus fucking christ
>>105292887>allowing wrestling on concretelawsuit waiting to happen, based as fuck though
>>105293204>makes funny faces>judges don't see it and score round against himReprehensible.
I woke up this morning and I realized watched MMA doesn’t make me happy.I don’t know what makes me happy.
>boxing doesn't have real on-
>>105293204i already miss him, hope he can at least get the lellator strap
>>105292966That somebody is you BITCH
>>105293230I don't give a FUCK about your little blogpost, FAGGOT!
>>105292398I didn't believe it until I saw how bad he beat Gus in the rematch.
>>105293230At some point, I stopped doing things to make me happy and just did things to distract from my unhappiness I don't know what the cure is
>>105293232>two manlets tapping each other with giant pillows on their hands. gee, real violent huh
>>105293272That's a Gus that had been heemed multiple times since. Plus that was grain of salt Jon.
>>105293273*heems you*you're cured son, turns out you just had a little case of faggotitis
I think Hooker would be a tougher matchup for Conor. Does anyone else think this? I can't tell it's because Hooker has more length and better striking or if because Gooby already starched Poirier 7 years ago
>>105293289BOXING IS MORE DEADLY THEN MMA, COPE, SEETHE, AND DILATE MA NIGGA
>>105293232Pillowtapping is badass dude.
>It's only $89.99 you fucking goof. What are you poor or something? Don't have any friends to split it with? Too fucking bad.
Anyone take medication or natural supplements for depression?
>>105293321Why do video game streamers box instead of training in ufc then?
>>105292887>decent production>bareknuckle>concrete>kicks to a downed opponent and 12-g elbows>just bleedyeah, looks kino to me
matt brown heems condit free money
>>105293337>>105293342back to r9k you pathetic fucking virgin whiners
>>105293232This is how I always envisioned the pillow fights between my middle school crushes going when I would dream about their sleepovers.
>>10529335112-6 i mean
>>105293362>monkey isn't intelligent enough to have feelings
>>105292887of course it's fucking slavs, too. those people just don't value their own lives
>>105293273just jerk off
>>105293346Why hasn't the ufc have any deaths yet? Mma in general only has like 9, 1,604 boxers have died, bleeding and passing out isn't as dangerous as constantly punching each other in the face for half an hour FUCK BOY BITCH
>>105293337I just watch Tony Montana clips jus grow a pair meng what are you gay or somethin? I don even get depress jus piss meng all I think about is violins meng jus violins meng all I have in this world are my balls and my word meng just violinz
>>105293315Hooker has a ridiculous chin, good length, pressure, and pretty good low kicks. I definitely don’t think Conor would put him away with ease, it would be a grind.
>>105293409This doesn't work, just makes you feel worse
>>105293392Taking pills for boohoos is peak brainlet.
>>105293411Because when you train ufc you learn how to not die from pillowfighting like a pussy
>>105293392>1st worlder bitching about muh depression anonymously to a bunch of strangers online>thinks it's because he's smartnah bud. you're just a midwit PUSSY
>>105293346mma's harder than boxing, and boxing is better known among normalfags
>>105293428So boxing's more deadly than poofc,got it
I wish Barboza wasn't such a fuck up so we could see a Barboza Hooker 2. In Barboza's defense though he was on the unlucky end of a lot of close decisions. But that's what happens when you have close fights.
>>105293441The more money Sean gets the more homeless he looks. It's almost poetic.
>>105293454Yeah because you don't learn how to fight you just learn how to die for your promoters. That's why vidya streamers love it. It's a soulless sports for those who want to return to the womb by death.
If people want to see guys just stand and bang why does no one watch kick boxing or muay thai?
Can any other general on this board compete with the soul heem has?
> Holloway by Decision> Magny by Decision> Hooker by Decision> McGregor TKO RD1How are my picks looking for the upcoming week boys?
>>105293481He's the GOAT
>>105293441can't wait for this faggot to get flatlined again
>>105293489It's always like 3 rounds of 2 minutes and no one gets heemed unless it's a title fight, which are a little longer.
>>105293489it's always on at weird ass times b
>>105293502was this the first win via CTE in UFC history?
>>105293503> Holloway by Decisionhunnerd percent> Magny by DecisionI agree but I disagree> Hooker by DecisionI think you'd be surprised. I think he knocks him out> McGregor TKO RD1Round 3. Guaranteed.
i like both max and kattar, its tawlf
MMA doesn’t have an off-season, that’s why I follow this sport so much. With football u have to go 6 months without reprieve on weekends. When I’m not working I’m alone, mma is the best friend I ever had.
>>105293503Hooker is heeming Micuck CANdler back the Smellator
>>105293502gr8 question m8
>>105293503Archdookie Danz is heeming chandler for sure
>>1052935031/4 SHIT picksKattar/Poirier/CHADler are the winnersit's an underdog extravaganza
>>105293441>this fight is on ABC? What channel is that? I've never heard ABC before what's that the alphabet channel?What did Sean "Suga Show" O'Malley mean by this?
>>105293518>>105293550It could happen boys but it’s 3 rounds rite?
>>105293585He has Callen writing his jokes now.
>>105293489ONE does Muay Thai with 4oz gloves and it’s better than MMA desu
>>105293581>Poirier/CHADlerbookies LOVE him
>>105293539Fight of 2020
Why aren't you growing a heemer beard?
Better MMA hog.Schaub or Randy?
>>105293602They look like shit and I don't much care for muslims if I'm being honest
>>105293602do you reckon the swede is still awake to come and seethe at this?
Sucks that Conor is too big to do a podcast or ever go into commentating. He's a really smart guy, great talker, student of the game.
>>105293605never seen Randy's dick, but my gut says it's bigger than Schaub's
>>105293602hazmat has green eyes white confirmed
>>105292887we need a streetbeefs and kots crossover championship bout
>>105293630His goal was to blow and act like he don't know nobody like riff raff and he actually did it the mad lad.
>>105293590I'm saying 1. cuckler got heemed by a bantamweight in like one minute
>>105293596i expect an apology from you very soon, nerdi'll be enjoying many hours of gaming entertainment with my bet winnings
Why does nobody talk about Petr Yan?
>>105293630I don’t watch it it baffles me how hasn’t been on Rogan’s podcast yet
>>105293680Conors fighting soon and Holloway fight this weekend. FAGGOT
>>105293680>manlet>boring>asianhe's a heemer though
>>105293680more like Petr Can kek
>>105293685Rogan couldn't afford Conor
>>105293667This is a doctored image
>>105293685Rogan is only as good as his guests expect for now that he went to spotify his podcast is heavily edited and soulless so it'll never be worth watching again. Even if Conor went on Rogan would probably just talk about black guys instead of asking Conor questions.
God I can’t fucking stand Canadians on here
>>105293685Conor is a boring cunt that's why i'd glass that kid if I ever saw him
>>105293722if he can afford Robert Downey Jr on his podcast then he can surely afford Gooby
His Imperial and Royal Highness Archdookie Danz Candinand and Goober by KO is LITERALLY. and I do mean LITERALLY free money
Khamzat dominates swedes.
>>105293726WhoCaresFucking Argenian trash I'll kill u
>>105293741this is bad advice
>>105293680Tawlmbout Peter Pan b? Uhh yeah give me Captain Hook b wader we evun duin heur.
>>105293753THE oskar hjelm?!??
>>105293765don't come crying to me once I'm swimming in devalued 3rd world currency, bud!
i wanna fight dana white and then make him watch a pirated ufc event
>>105293773Yes. All the swedes.
>>105293753How wasn’t there more hype for him in the build up the his debut? I remember watching it and nobody knew who he was it feels like he came out of nowhere. Where there any hardcore mma nerds banging his drum beforehand?
>>105293786Dana would heem you easily with his boxing training
Does /heem/ get intimidated by other people?
>>105293786I feel he would heem you in the firstno disrespect, just my honest thoughts
>>105293785i won't be able to respond for awhile after I'm playing Cyberpunk 2077 with my winnings
>>105293806My spelling is fucking atrocious. I need to go to bed boys
>>105293795Chandler and Poirier are winning, both quite easily
>>105293851BOOKIES LOVE HIM
>>105293851this guy's dumb
>>105293827Yes. I’m a human punching bag, nobody respects me, I’m invisible.
>>105293825I would pirate his ppv after and screencap the fbi warning then print it out rip a huge brap on it then take a shit on it and them mail it to Dana because he WONT DO SHIT
>>105293860ur dum>>105293859well i'm easy to like desu
>>105293827Yeah, I feel like people can instinctively sense I'm not like them and it makes me feel like an alienI'm not physically intimated by anyone, though. I heem could every here
>>105293876explain to me exactly what poirier and candler's path to victory is. keep in mind they're both losing
>>105293865enjoy your 10 years of hard time
>>105293876must be the unusual smoothness of your brain
>>105293806He only became UFC famous for being a Khabib clone and fighting on such short notice consecutively. I know he was known on the Brave/Arab Euro region circuit
>>105293827no, I put myself in a heem or be heemed mindset
>>105293892Poirier is 10x better at 155, has been CONSTANTLY improving and has better boxing than Conor. ez winChandler will grind Hooker for 3 easy rounds.
>>105293903Reminds me of the unusual smoothness of my cum on yo mamas pussy
>>105293897Dana is my bitch.
>>105293885You are like them
>>105293926no I'm autisticIf you're a sperg and think no one notices, you're wrong. everyone notices
>>105293925i'm reporting you personally, its my duty to protect content creators
>>105293933you sound like you just wanna be a special little snowflake
>>105293827Fuck no I instinctively want to fuck everyone I see why would I get intimidated? It's called the heempill. You either want to fuck or you're getting fucked.
>>105293943brazza no is russian stream
>>105293921This is what reaching for grapes and trying to make whine looks like.
>>105293918thanks for moving the line for easier money
Why did the ufc get rid of face the pain?
>>105293918jesus christ, you're right. you should totally bet your entire life savings on that very smart breakdown and better the odds for mcgregor and dookie
>>105293918post slip please
>>105293995wwme thought it was too chuddish for the pg era
>>105293995They wanted to be accepted by Disney and ABC so they should their souls. Sad. Many such cases.
>>105294009he got hooded eyesif he put on eyeliner you couldnt see it
>>105294009>me, a curmudgeon, trying to smell the cum of my wife's bull in her pussy
>>105294009That fucking donk
>>105294003+1500 for my parlay, gonna be a nice week betting $40
i will slap dana on his head and play it like a drum
>>105293825he will fight as well as that basketball guy>>105293828i will heem him and then u
now that the dust has settled, why did gaychy gassed so much in one round? was he unironically poisoned?
>>105293998i've done some very serious tape study of all these fights, no reason to give away proprietary information on my systematic fight analysis
>u mirin' brazza?
>>105293918its not the worst parlay everchandler is absolutely juiced to the tits and has a lot to provei have no idea where hookers wrestling is atpoophead got pieced up and almost knocked out by hooker but getting dropped by khashit is really bad
oh no i forgot to do research for ufc bets this weekend
>>105294080no witman ruined him and turned him into a point athlete for the ferguson fighthe was supposed to force the shot out of khabib instead of running away
>>105294088hooker is going to get ragdolled
>>105294088poirier looked far worse against khabib than a version of conor who just came off a coke bender >>105294080he sucks and was terrified
>>105294086right on bro, please move the line for me
Every parlay is bad.
If you're betting any money on poirier you're out of your fucking mind
>>105294166Poirier could win b. Everyone was saying Max would outclass him. Poirier is a big underdog he's a good bet.
changing my bet from dookie to cucklercuckler/mcgoober is the parlay
>>105294273Dookie Dan is going to take a massive dookie on that cuck
>>105294269styles make fights. poirier is a fucking massively cherry picked opponent for goobman
>>105294273>betting a bellator reject named cuckler
>>105294306Oh FER SER Poirier is the same fighter he was 7 years ago b and so is Conor change is just a meme it's not real b.
>>105294299>>105294320i'll wait until the weigh-ins to see how bad hooker height mogs him; then we should make our bets
>>105294320when Chadler hits the double leg in the first 30 sec will there be tear in your eyes?
>>105294362you talm bout when hookers knee hits him in the the face knocking him out cold?
>>105294348>flatlined by the only guy with a remotely similar style to conor he foughtbut FER SEEERRRR poirier is a completely different person, completely changed his game in 4 years bro. hell he might even wrestlefuck gooby for all we know
>>105294377Please tell me who that guy is>inb4 Michael Johnson is like Conor
>>105293232The last boxing Real One was Ricardo Mayorga.
>>105294374that could be in the cardslellator prospects getting kneed in the dome
>>105294398This isn't some prospect cuck, this is The KEK who beat former UFC LW Champion Eddie Alvarez.
>>105294390Gaycheese fucked him up
>>105294390keyword here is REMOTELY, as in: Michael ''N word'' Johnson is a massively inferior counter puncher compared to Conor and he STILL flatlined poirier's ass in the 1st. Poirier is a fucking brainlet, he's leaves himself too open and relies too much on toughness and chin. He's getting schaubrealmed in the first
When I watched Johnson Gaethje I was thinking damn this is how McGregor Gaethje would go
>losing twice to THE will brooks
>>105294422He beat Max because he no longer relies on his chin dumbass. His striking defense has improved immensely. Just because Hooker gave him troubles doesn't mean he's a dumb brawler. You're probably just parroting youtube takes tbqh. I remember someone posting a youtube video on here the other day with the exact same narrative you're saying.
>*makes virgins seethe*
Does Tony beat Nate or vice versa?
>>105294489Costa wins the rematch
>>105293864I remember being like that when I had pretty bad social anxiety.People are mean as shit, if they notice that you have no teeth they immediately start using you to feel better about themselves
>>105294504I know the fight would be shit and nobody wants to watch that, but I'd love to watch Costa get humiliated again.
*twerks on you*
>>105294500Tony would leg kick him to a ud I suspectHe's beyond flushed but I still can't see him losing that
>>105294479why the fuck would anyone rely on their chin against the definition of "pillow fist pitter patter". dustbin is getting slept by gooby in the 1st
get in here and vote for magomed magomedovhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf9AzwUeQq2ClRIWazHVEjgUSGU1RoLD2u3FKFdlqdBAIAGjw/viewform?usp=sf_link
>>105294579You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
>>105294579Id let him back that ass on me after a few drinks...non alcoholic of course
>>105294631you sound dagestani
>>105294636jus one bumhole sniff brazza
Checking out guys I don't think I can /heem/ anymore.*heems myselfHey guys what is new!
>>105294631can't tell if this is based or not
>>105294651make any new skyrim vids b?
>>105294653Flip a coin and go with the opposite side
Just took a MASSIVE, TILL CLOGGER of a Schaub. Like I couldn't BELIEVE all that stuff fit inside my bowels. Holy shit I wish I had a phone so I could immortalize that B-B-BEAST
>>105294675all the time. might make one between today and tomorrow waiting for Conor to be back!That time of the year
>>105294686losing to Lee should just get you cut from the promotion at this point
>>105294694Already happened, heard he signed to a new one.. I am a week delayed.
>>105294681describe it to me so I can draw it b
>>105292728You forgot the part about Nate sucks.
>>105294681why don’t you have a phone
>>105294761Very light brown. Loose, almost popcorn like in appearance. Many small pieces coming together to make one mighty Schaub. >>105294775Why would I
>>105294651did masvidal quit twitter yet
>>105294504BASED>>105294548low energy and homopilled
>Chandler started dating Brie Willett in 2013 after emailing for almost two years. >Subsequently, they got married in 2014. They adopted a son in 2018.
Gay Sex: I think you'd be surprised
>>105294009did he get a nosejob wtf
i still dont understand how bumboza didnt get finished but godthje didthis semen slurping sport just isnt for me
>>105294780A bit like this?
>>105294949Gaethje took a dive. Ali is his manager. He got paid big to tap in the second.
>>105287648At least he won the story definitively.
>>105291735>mfw just discovered that Diaz beat pre flushed Cow boy in a decision once upon a timeuhhhh quitboybros?....