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>14 Jan 2021, 05:30 pm
England vs Sri Lanka
1st Test, Galle, Jan 14 - Jan 18 2021, England tour of Sri Lanka

06:30 pm
United Arab Emirates vs Ireland
3rd ODI, Abu Dhabi, Jan 14 2021, Ireland tour of United Arab Emirates

>15 Jan 2021, 12:30 pm
Australia vs India
4th Test, Brisbane, Jan 15 - Jan 19 2021, India tour of Australia
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the coward shit spouter
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pavement sucks
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Hey guys, hockey is back. Come check it out. :)
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the sneer of cold command
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plebbit opinion discarded
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>>105286735
sorry
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poo looms
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>>105286755
http://onhockey.tv/freestr.php?channel=fly
Check it out. :D
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>nonce thread
shan't
>pavement
shall
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>norway, fakezach, sebbesity all active
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hating pavement?
very, very reddit phenomenon
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Try to make it less obvious mate.
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Just reading up about this latest steve smith mole hill, is the rest of the world just bitterly jealous that our #1 batsman in the world is back in form?
>oh my GAWD he did some shadow batting during a break in play and SCRATCHED UP THE POPPING CREASE
>then pant had to TAKE HIS GUARD AGAIN oh my the horror!

This isn't rational behaviour lads, Stevie's autism must be driving them nuts.
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I'm new to /cric/
Can someone explain the key memes to me?
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>>105286821
based sebbo
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>>105286821
>>105286980
>>105286902
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>>105286941
Also from people who have never played on a turf pitch. Even late on the second day of play (only ever played consecutive Saturday matches myself), you couldn't even wipe out the several guards that had been marked unless you put in serious effort. Guarantee it was much harder on a day 5 Test pitch
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>>105286941
Then what was with the tearful apology?
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Shan't be responding to any NZ posters until they win a test match against Australia
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>>105287161
based
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NO STEVE DON'T IT'S NOT WORTH IT
THEY'VE STARTED THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS MATE
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>>105287176
just noticed the double npc
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>>105287076
But batsmen are always scratching in new guards anyway, what's the fucking deal?
>spinners on? Better scratch in a new guard
>bowling around the wicket? That's a new guard
>batting partner scratched in a new guard? Better scratch in mine too over the top

I mean sure he probably shouldn't have done it, and someone should probably tell him not to do it again in the future, but it's not a big deal that he did.
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Thinking england will never find a proper opener ever again
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Pavement
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>>105287332
not sure I'm understanding this mick lads
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>>105286649
at what point did sightscreens get so fuckin huge
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/aus/
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tfw no chloe swarb gf
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dont think i should have had the 9pm hjs lads
feeling rank
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simply not attracted to australian women, disgusting accent
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>ground staff swept and repainted the crease before steve smith marked it
Wish the cazzies here would stop getting their cricket info from news.com.au, curry youtubers and never ever have been english players
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>>105287975
OOOOOHHH NONONO BUT MY DRAMA????? I CANT BREATH REDDIT BROS
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>>105287975
...............redditindiabros..
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>>105287975
The groundsmen are cheating too?
How deep does this go?
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>still talking about the drama
reckon aus posters could learn a thing or two from Paine and drop it
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>>105288160
nah, clearing smiths name which has been dragged through the mud again by jealous cunts
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>>105286649
fuck this ground is neat. has anyone ever been to sri lanka? it looks unreal
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>>105288340
butcher here, that's wales
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man sri lanka has some history
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>>105288340
It's the only country in the poo region I'd consider visiting. Lovely people too.
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just applied for a job lads
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>>105288764
railway signaller?
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>>105288790
brothel janitor
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sounds like my ex who was just the "receptionist" at the brothel
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>>105288940
>just the receptionist
>just
c'mon mate you can admit it, she's an ex now
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*woosh*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZY8aDg_dTI
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Scared to visit a brothel but the way my life is going it might be my only viable option
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Crucket
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its FUCKing hot lads
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based uganda sticking it to the jews once again
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>+70% humidity
>nearly 30c
fuck my ass hard
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>>105289266
where
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>>105289300
Viaduct
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*conquers cricket*
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>>105289266
sure lad
*unzips*
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cenno just went in
time for pokies
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wow snoozealand posting is really shit it's not just a meme
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Bros it's 1 month until valentines day, everyone remember to get a cute gf before then.
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really unsure on what to do for lunch
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oi lads stop talking shit about kiwis. scaffolders are based as fuck.
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>>105286941
The popping crease gets brushed over and repainted every break. The batsmans always has to remake their guard.
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>>105289552
very smart of you to cut out steve smiths head out of the photo
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good morning fellow /cric/ autists
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>>105289552
>singular their
>gendered "batsman"
mate.
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Going to India next month. Been too long
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>>105289621
where in India m9
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absolutely creasing at these massively un-peng fits
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>>105289621
getting your bathroom renovated?
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>>105289681
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*dies of heatstroke*
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>>105287100
/thread
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>>105289622
looking crisp mate
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starvING
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Thinking T10 is the future lads
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>>105289356
It's 26 at most
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gabba out of tickets didn't think I'd see the day
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https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1610582485441.webm
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>>105286941
its funny how Indians are full on calling it absolutely PATHETIC
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>>105289969
want to fuck a niloitess
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What's the smart bet lads?
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>>105289969
this is a imageboard you now
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>>105289969
based and wholesomepilled
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>>105289995
you never losing your virginity
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>>105289569
kek
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>>105289995
The smart bet is not betting at all
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Whats the smart bet lads?
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>>105290039
mallrat
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>>105289969
her skin is so black... I wanna lick it
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>>105290012
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>>105290039
>still listening to jjj
shant
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>>105290021
coward
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>>105290039
ya jokin should have been higher
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oh I thought they were horses
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>>105289995
need pitch report
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>>105290039
only one i know is wap and get on the beers
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>>105290039
ask your female friends if you have any, they're the only cunts that vote on this shit
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hummmmm
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>>105290091
Don't think they allow horses called Wet Ass Pussy
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>>105289995
the winning bet is 1.45 on Australia but it's not necessarily the smart bet because you barely make any money
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>>105289995
20 on draw, 15 on India, 65 on Australia
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>>105290012
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>More city workers to return to offices from Monday
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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can spot a samefag from a mile away
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>>105290012
damn...
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same
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>>105290118
Hi
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>>105290239
hey sebbo whats up with the proxy
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>>105290012
HAHAHA
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look at that, when you say its a samefag poosh doubles down to get more of a reaction, like clockwork
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What are you doing?
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>>105290012
kek
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>>105290253
I was about to ask you the same thing
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>>105290118
How many times
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Job interview went well yesterday lads, thanks for asking.
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>>105290339
kek that guy needs clinical help t b h
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>>105290339
>he keeps a screenshot from over a year ago
rent fucking free
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>>105290012
fucking hell mate
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>>105290188
>65 on Australia
if you bet 65 on Aus and win, you make a ~$30 profit from the winnings... and lose 35 from the other two bets. so you'll lose 5 dollars on that bet
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aussie autism at its best
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literally me haha
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Got a plug up me bum lads
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>>105290404
can't win if you don't play
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Lunch on the run, lads.
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>>105290039
I only know 2 of these songs and half of the artists.

My money is on WAP honestly, it will get the meme vote.
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He can't keep getting away with it
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>>105290597
hey you posted it again
neat.
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sick of reposts tbqh
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>>105290039
Pump it up remix to make a late surge on the back of KFC BBL
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>>105290647
STEVE NO
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>>105290676
80% of Aussie posts tbf
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>>105290743
Most of my posts are really good to be fair.
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>>105290763
Admirable. Link some.
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>>105290743
meth mostly
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>>105290597
think that milk is getting a bit outdated by now
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>>105290767
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>>105290767
I made this picture.
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>tfw a white girl will never put her hair up to suck your dick, all the chink prozzie does is laugh at your phimosis dick and call you fat
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Why are so many women turning to onlyfans for money? Doesn't that objectify them?
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>>105290767
I also made this picture.
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>>105290889
https://7news.com.au/sport/motorsport/renee-gracie-left-fuming-after-copping-15000-a-month-career-blow-from-instagram-c-1954331?fbclid=IwAR05GTxQReaoHdbvePjWpnU0ux4ZYdr4AqLGYTCKLfKkAdNNs1sAIxaqMas
>Gracie shot to prominence in the motorsport world when she partnered with Swiss racer Simona de Silvestro at Bathurst in 2015 but struggled to get a real foothold in the sport.

>“I wasn’t getting the results and couldn’t get the funding. I tried to do my best but it got to a point where my dream vanished,” she said.

>After working in a car yard Gracie said she started posting full sex videos last year after earning $3000 in her first week.

>“I pretty much do everything,” she said last year.

Everything but work lmao
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>>105290039
Just pick whatever's the shittest song one that list, probably that cardi b one - not that I've ever heard it but it's bound to be shit.
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>>105290889
Will never understand how so many guys are paying for lewd pictures, it is beyond comprehension.
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>>105290842
If you're the looking good mate meme generator and crisp forcer, you may just be the worst poster here.
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who is your NDIS case manager poosh?
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>>105290938
Limp.
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>>105290889
boobies!
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>>105290889
>try to shoehorn woman into man's profession (more of a hobby really)
>be surprised when she chucks it all in to return to a profession more natural for her
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just not about it right now lads. hate the summer, always feel like there is pressure to be outdoors doing stuff desu
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Summer is the perfect excuse m8
>can't go outside today, too hot
>"knoaf m8 it was hot enough to boil a monkeys bum today"
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>Searching for posts with the filename ‘vlcsnap’. 20321 results found.
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>>105291075
please go back to /a/ with this type of shitpost
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>>105290986
Correct, your posts make /cric/ limp as fuck
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>please go back to /a/ with this type of shitpost
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So how about that cricket lads...
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At least you lot are allowed outside
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>>105291121
limp
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Shoulda shut your borders then innit
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Now to clean my apartment.
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/104364405/#104375665
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>>105291129
3 hrs. Hoping Sri Lanka come out firing and rampage through the English scourge.
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keep defaulting to mindlessly browsing the internet... lads
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>>105289667
Pujara's hometown
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remember to stay hydrated during this canberra heat
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Pro tip: England will absolutely destroy Sri Lanka in both games
Screen cap this
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Getting bullied by NZ lads.
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farts > burps
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Just used an old cum tissue to blow my nose lads
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shower on the cards today i reckon lads willy is ready starting to pong
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>>105291262
Absolutely disgusting, get your shit together you subhuman parasite on society's arse.
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office cucks > dumb tradies
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thinking iggs
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licenced professionals > office cucks > dumb tradies
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I don't cum anymore lads
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Who made cumming the king of summer?
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>>105291382
God invented it, so I reckon it's God who we should be thanking.
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Neetgods > all
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thinking grey-collar is the best
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>>105291295
that's why I'm having a shower dickhead
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>>105291419
wash behind your ears
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>>105291397
goodesy?
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asking a girl out............................................. lads
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Hate american porn 2bh
They have some of the most beautiful girls but then they'll pair them up with some of the ugliest mutilated dicks
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>>105291397
Isa no
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>>105291473
me on the right
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>>105291433
ok i will
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all the girls at my new job are so cute. pretty sure they all think im retarded but im happy just to look at them
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>>105291475
>[Americans] have some of the most beautiful girls
muscular opinion detected
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>>105291472
Good luck m8
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>>105291472
Just Bee yourself
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>buy new lightbulb for desktop lamp
>blows immediately
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>Pucovski out due to injury
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>>105291475
What gets me is that the girls often start beautiful but after a couple of months in the job they ruin themselves with plastic surgery, piercings and tats.
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>>105291472
post a screenshot
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PLEASE just stop the human contact i'm begging you
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>>105291209
nice. I'm a Surat boy myself
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>>105291622
i can only imagine a basedjack for these people
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you are playing right into the jews hands when you post gay screencaps of those stupid "news" articles. of course its stupid to suggest they can get covid from hugging on the pitch but they still share a dressing room together. the whole psyop is designed to give you the crippling cognitive dissonance so they can keep taking your freedom and liberty while you do absolutely fuck all about it.
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>>105291605
based fucking josh
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Cannot fathom posting pornography to a cricket general
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>>105291622
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>cricket is a porn-free general
>he doesn't know about warnie
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up the penny panthers
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>>105291589
You're not wrong, I've found some models I liked and looked up their other sets only to see more and more tattoos gradually appear, or the appearance of grotesquely enormous boltons, or by far the most common travesty - she's now a duck.

It's honestly worse to see than the one's who simply begin to look drug fucked.
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>>105291719
check the resemblance lmao
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>he still uses vlc
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pros: she didn't say no
cons: she didn't entirely say yes
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Really enjoying my cricket australia calender lads, feel very safe knowing Smith is watching me sleep.
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>>105291780
It's over
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/98013795/#98013795
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>>105291780
Protip don't ask, say hey let's go get a zinger box at KFC tomorrow
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>while you do absolutely fuck all about it
actually i've been supporting essential small business (prozzies) no matter what level lockdown
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>>105291759
Anyone who doesn't use K-lite + MPC is a tranny.
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shower time lads wish me luck
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https://www.espn.com/cricket/story/_/id/30704512/clive-lloyd-west-indies-team-bangladesh-self-belief-first-step-success need a west indies cricket revival
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the day that Joshie saved /cric/
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>mpc
>on linux
Ahahhaahhahahha
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Quiet Tuesday night in with just me, the missus, a bottle and some stocks.
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>>105291750
Hate this shitskin mutt
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for me? it's mpv
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feeling brown
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>>105291905
Hold on while I pick some minor fault with her so I can avoid feeling jealous or inferior.
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for me it's hpv
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>>105291905
tradieGODS again ruling over uni drools
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>>105291802
Based actual good advice.
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Did somebody say HPV?
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>>105291905
ass too small
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>>105291905
He's using a Macbook so "she" is likely a bloke.
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did someone say KFC
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who is this archive newcunt pretending to be josh lmao
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the sheer amount of replies I have received on this board over the years
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>>105291945
Meant to reply to you too with
>>105292045
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>>105291905
>stonks aren't going up
OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS SHITCUNT LOSER AT LIFE LADS
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and that's just as an anonymous poster, can't even begin to imagine the amount of replies that I garnered as the multitude of trips I have been over the years.
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look a this, just a random thread I don't even remember making; 40 replies. staggering stuff.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95894064/#95894064
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Shallnt be following anymore archive links
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another 24 replies here
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95845040/#95845040
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bet your mum's proud champ
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27 replies. it all adds up. we're looking at tens of thousands of replies for one single entity here. truly staggering.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95807759/#95807759
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66 replies
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95771730/#95771730
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95771970/#95771970
elite first post on this one
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here's one a bit too close to home for you newcunt
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95677618/#95677618
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Just like saving new porn lads, never actually go back and look at it again
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65 replies
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95565773/#95565773
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grim thread
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>shitspouter
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>>105292353
that's bullshit
but I believe it
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condoms are fucked not surprised no-one wears them
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only ever worn a franga once
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>trying to equate the pitiful existence of shitspouter or any other Josh rip-off with legitimate Josh-posting
just freshie things
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cric threads should be banned outside of matches.
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and your little failed attempt at trying to steer the thread in different direction will not stop me from continuing to shit up this thread with archived posts

you are in Josh hours and you will show respect
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heh, told him
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>>105292404
cric is the pillar of culture holding /sp/ together

literally disaster and destruction of the likes you've never seen if cric ever perishes for more than a few days
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ausp gang
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just found out what gatekeeper means a few weeks ago and shall continue to try to paint anyone that triggers me as a gatekeeper
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Dicks too fat for normal condoms lads, but not long enough for large condoms
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>>105292474
muscular post
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on second thought now that the turk proxy has showed up this thread has lost its value and isn't worth posting in any more

Josh out
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can't believe how tilted josh is today, must've spent all his cenno on goon already
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shall be monitoring this thread and crosschecking all posts with my list of poosonalities
you've been warned
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>>105292404
Really we need the Aussie footy lads to make au/sp/ for their shitposting purposes and just stick to it. 9am-9pm Oz time is janny-safe.
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is it safe for freshies to come out now that he's gone? asking for a friend lol
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>thinking poosh drinks alcohol

I don't even like poosh but you are literally new
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NEED more josh lore injected directly into my veins
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>>105292571
Gayest post I've read today, get some friends spastic.
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Joshie expert here, AMA
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I see you cazzies are all too fresh to ask any questions about the big man
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>he wasn't here when poosh admitted to being straight edge

yikes to be this new, I would just go ahead and KMS right now to be honest.
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Imagine all the time and energy wasted on thinking about some poosonality and poosting about him incessantly like it matters in the grand scheme of things. I think about that sometimes and I feel sorry for you and your mother who I have sex with.
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@105292702
shook
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au/sp/ is up
>>105292744
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>>105292499
>>105292533
>>105292633
>>105292677
>>105292700
Joshie posting bringing the dubs lads
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>>105286941
It's funny that some indian are so serious about this shit. I mean what more can you expect from people who have never played cricket on an actual pitch. Do these people even know how many time a batsman marks his guard during a match. And we must not forget that it was your media who showed this clip on TV. They know that indians will make a hell lot of issue of this. I think it was intentional.
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>>105292756
shant
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>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/57688478/#57702383
>been here since 2015
>calling everyone else a freshie
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>>105292815
From the little bit of reading I did, it seemed like the pommies were the ones kicking up a stink about it.
Same old pommies, always seething.
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redpill me on crispy strips
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>>105292815
>>105287975
what actually happened
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>>105292979
taking wickets looks like top fun
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>>105292979
Just want him back lads
Fuck Phil Hughes for having shit technique and ruining cricket for everyone else forever
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What changed?
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>>105292756
Proxy off lmao
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>>105293031
>break in play (drinks or tea or something)
>smoths autism compels him to stand at the crease and scratch in his guard
>no need to do it because he wasn't going to bat again
>may have slightly inconvenienced pant but messing up his guard slightly, forcing pant to retake his guard, which he was probably going to do anyway

>all the non australian cricketing nations are seething and calling it cheating because they're so salty smith is back and better than anyone they have
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>>105293109
Johnson became a soft cunt and started apologizing every time he bounced someone, then he stopped bouncing at all, then he stopped playing at all
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>>105293189
pant didnt even give a fuck about the whole deal anyway, the seethe is pointless lmao
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>>105293189
the groundsmen swept the crease with a stiff bristled broom then repainted it before smoth got there.
The guard was gone to begin with. Anyone who criticised this non event needs to stfu about cricket forever
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>>105293189
Man I hate being indian. Me and my fellow autistic friend always support Australia and England. There's so much cringe in this current team except rahane. Indians are over emotional assholes who thinks that by their population strength they can do anything.
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>>105293225
Loved the reply of rahane when an asshole reporter asked him about the incident.
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>>105293291
what did he say?
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why does he touch the mask?
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@105293137
what did he mean by this
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>>105293291
Link or explain? Rahane has always seemed a decent bloke
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hoggee an griggid :DDDDDDDDD
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indians are the biggest chuckers
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>>105293344
Chuckaaaaa
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What do you expect from a nation that shits in their hands
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Pucovski out
Head in

Not sure how to feel about this desu
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Pucovski out
Head in

Not sure how to feel about this desu
>>
Pucovski out
Head in

Not sure how to feel about this desu
>>
Pucovski out
Head in

Not sure how to feel about this desu
>>
Pucovski out
Head in

Not sure how to feel about this desu
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uhhh schizobros?
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Oops didn't mean to double post
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That means there are three other losers here sitting at their computer/looking at their phone waiting to reply/post.
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>>105293459
>>105293465
>>105293478
>>105293482
>>105293485
boutta head in
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Oops didn't mean to double post
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Pucovski out
Head in

Not sure how to feel about this desu
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Oops didn't mean to double post
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Just exposed the freshie losers that sit here all day waiting to reply.
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Just exposed the freshie losers that sit here all day waiting to reply.
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SHALLnt be joining in with these shenanigans
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>34 years old.
Sort yourself out
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>>105293613
DCEposting belongs in au/sp/
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anyone seen those audit vids where someone just films random shit in a public place and people absolutely spaz out?
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>>105293651
surveillance camera man?
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anyone seen those audit vids where someone just films random shit in a public place and people absolutely spaz out?
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Not a fan of this new gimmick lads
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I agree with that other poster, I SHAN'T participate in or sanction this buffoonery.
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>>105293660
think he started it but it's a full movement now
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Pure cancer today. Well done lads.
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been wiping my arse with toilet paper tubes lads
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well earned autosaggy, see you lads in au/sp/
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Pure cancer today. Well done lads.
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>>105293710
now this is the post
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>Pure cancer today. Well done lads.
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>>105293696
You mean like cart narcs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JovIKbxZpNY
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whens school go back im sick of getting clapped by kids in fortnite
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>>105293803
america is collapsing
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>The charges, officer?
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Has Mohammed Siraj apologised for his racist attack on Australian cricket fans?
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just cheat mate
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>>105290526
DON'T TALK TO ME BEFORE MY MORNING COFEE
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>>105293880
t. Steve Smith
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>millions of cctv cameras - fine
>police bodycams - fine
>google street view everywhere - fine
>guy in public with a camera - WHY ARE YOU FILMING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>105291750
Good looking fella is this man, how can I introduce him to my sister?
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looking good mate
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>>105290526
Switched from coffee to PWO
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>>105293997
Yeah, absolutely baffling. I don't like being filmed but I'm going to assault someone over it. Spergs reveal just how arrogant they are when they think they're owed total privacy among peers when walking down the street. It's insane how socially inept cityslickers are now, especially in America.
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shoes are overrated. the human foot is intrinsically well engineered over many years of evolution
>>
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>>105294084
You may be a kiwi cunt, but you're alright in my books mate
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t. can't afford nice shoes
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cowan is r*ddit
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>force multiculturalism
>it has a few snags
>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>105294130
>"...and then the real issue is those psychopaths over at /cric/, they watch cricket all day and post racist messages to each other about it. Its completely sickening, we need to shut that place down."

COWAN NO!!
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Hit racism for 6 lads
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>>105293291
>Loved the reply
>doesn't actually tell us his reply
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Hit boongs and other brown people for 6 lads
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I reckon Ed Cowan should read Clash of Civilizations.
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>>105294190
This but unironically
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hit this 6 for racism
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England: 1 Zak Crawley, 2 Dom Sibley, 3 Jonny Bairstow, 4 Joe Root (capt), 5 Dan Lawrence, 6 Jos Buttler (wk), 7 Sam Curran, 8 Dom Bess, 9 Stuart Broad, 10 Mark Wood, 11 Jack Leach.
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I reckon Ed Cowan should wander around melbourne late at night and if he gets RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS IT WILL BE HIS FAULT
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Sri Lanka chooses to bat.
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>>105294236
Literally who? Is this a meme 20 squad or something?
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>Jack Leach
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*be's stopped with me*
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>>105294291
it might as well be since they're playing bairshit and buttler on a test side
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>>105294130
sick of this place. as soon as the borders open up i'm moving to india where my whiteness will get the respect it deserves thanks to their based caste system. a few indentured slave housekeepers would be pretty handy too.
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>>105294236
>No Ben Stokes
Is he injured?
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>>105294067
most of the ones i'm watching are uk security guards and police looking like absolute retards
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>tfw auckland traffic
Fuck my arse
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>>105294381
sure mate
*unzips*
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dickwella
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we're in here lads: https://youtu.be/xk9AI2-pGIs
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>>105294322
So that's an actual test side?
Granted i haven't kept up with english cricket but there's a lot of no names in that team.
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>17 test matches
ELITE
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>>105294130
>manlet Cranbrook school boy who lives in multicultural Paddington lectures the plebs about the benefits of vibrant diversity episode
Shan't
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TUGGA!!!
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Where are they playing? The commentator said Gaul.
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>>105294130
>all of a sudden they've been heard
Saying what exactly?
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Where can Australians watch this match? Can't see it on foxtel
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>>105294451
galle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galle_International_Stadium
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>>105293316
>>105293343
https://youtu.be/YwePyRgWVoc
Just ignore the title
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>>105294478
looks comfy over there
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>>105294473
strikeout
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>>105294473
Have to use a cancerous stream.
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>>105294473
*gets out baby spoon*
*puts it into cricstream paste*
*pushes it into anons mouth*
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>Fuxtel advertises 4K cricket all summer
>don't even show other ICC test matches
kek
K E K
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love watching solo female travel vloggers tell their horror stories about being in india
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>>105293997
because the footage from the first three is not going to be made public, unlike some jackass with a social media account filming you for some epic twitter prank
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>>105294545
link some fren
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>>105294456
there is less noise in the stadium so anyone who shouts can be heard by the players
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nothing was heard at all

there needs to be a boycott of India for their stupid hoax
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>>105294561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhubCtp-DI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n06DQpxSZw
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might just go to india to "find myself"
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tuning in late lads
anything of interest in this test so far?
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Knew a girl who went to Tanzania to do volunteer work twice in the same year. She seemed very eager to go back for some reason.
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why the fuck isn't it on kayo
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>>105294679
>and for context i've knocked people out and broken bones

not sure this is relevant to cricket
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>>105294551
>be in public
>expect privacy
based retard
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>not sure this is relevant to cricket

well not when facing kiwi bowlers anyway
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>>105294730
Indian twitter is fucking cancer
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*india is fucking cancer
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>>105294679
What the fuck is this idiot talking about?
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>leach
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>>105294622
>first video
>man leaves woman alone in Indian hotel for 3 days
>turns into Psycho

The guy is retarded for leaving her alone there, she's smart for getting out of there alive but I'm pretty sure she was raped and doesn't want to say it.
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>nonce zealand thread
shalln't
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1610523981111.webm
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shall be supporting sri lanka in this match
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accidentally spoilt a TV show for myself. FUCK
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can't understand womens fascination with needing to travel to india. wouldn't mind going myself but i would rather go to a whole lot of other places first. seems like india is top of the list for every basic bitch hipster roastie i've ever met.
>zomg like such culture and stuff ayy
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>>105294806
cringe
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>>105294750
Most people who go out in public do in fact maintain privacy. Getting filmed by some stranger for unknown reasons is rare. There's no reason to expect it.
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>>105294679
Can someone shit on his Twitter account bros. Just for the lulz
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>fake crowd noise in a test match
shan't be watching
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NEED /cric/'s input on this one
>>105294471
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>>105294836
you okay big guy?
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>Live stream Sri Lanka vs England 1st Test live in Australia
>Streaming service Kayo Sports is normally on hand for all things cricket when it comes to live coverage, but sadly that's not the case for this series and indeed for any other broadcaster Down Under.
so it's literally impossible to watch this series legitimately here kek
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brother spazzing out over corona again
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>>105294834
guessing yoga and buddha and new age stuff cons them
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got 14 replies to a post on /pol/ today
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>>105294834
They're based and hindupilled.
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>posting on /pol/
that's a yikes from me lad
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>>105294935
cool
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>four ducks in a row
K E K
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>>105294954
cringe
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Get in Broady my son
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>not on sky, not on spark
What is their actual fucking purpose.
Anyone got a video stream for watching the cricket on the internet?
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>not on kayo
shan't be watching this 3rd world bowl
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slowly coming to terms with the fact my life peaked in year 5 when i played the lead in my schools theatrical production of grease
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Never mind found one good enough
https://cricstream.me/sri-lanka-vs-england-live/stream-1
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$5 for a 400g rump, don't mind if i do wooldogs. Don't mind if i do.
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>>105295051
why didn't you go on to become a famous actor
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>>105295051
grim
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whats archer's excuse this time
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I remember I wanted to be an actor and everyone just shat on my dreams and now I'm a NEET which is worse.
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The coward known as Joffra Archer.
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>>105293269
how many times do you slit wrists every day, brother
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fuck Australia should just give up the ashes now
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>>105294826
Never had a problem with spoilers personally.
If the show is any good, watching how everything unfolds is perfectly good.
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>>105295148
ah yess

...bess
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>>105295148
>dom bess
nice name mate, nice stats to match it
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reckon Bumrah, Rahane and Pujara are all good blokes
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have always found subcontinentals to be pathological liars about their own achievements
>>
BROKEN FUCKING BAT
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I saw Jasprit Bumrah at a grocery store in Brisbane yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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uhh shit lanka bros?
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>>105295205
shall always read this pasta in full
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>>105295149
I enjoy the suspense
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>>105295149
The worst is when you don't spoil yourself and it turns out the anime you just started has a yuri end.
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Scared of the english lads
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>>105295355
what show?
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i say, i say
rather, rather
capital bowlsmenship, what
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>>105295183
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>>105295383
For me it was Kannazuki no Miko. I'm a sucker for shows with Kotoko theme songs. And yes I genuinely didn't know it had a yuri end when I started it.

Thank god I dropped it right before the yuri rape scene.
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still thinking of this meal
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>>105295490
Unicef send that one over?
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>>105295490
reckon you'd be thinking of it about 20 minutes later squatted on the roadside
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>>105295507
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>>105295507
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>>105295075
my housemate ganks about $100 in steaks and prawns per week, shit's cash
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>>105295507
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>lose 3 wickets with less than 50 runs on the board on Day 1 in the first session
>still just as likely to win as your opposition
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>>105295555
you underestimate the power of >englel
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>>105295555
england have to bat last lad
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>>105295555
These English batsmen will be lucky to put up 150.
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This fake crowd noise is especially poor
Didn't realise the English had become more hollow-brained than Americans
>>
No more hockey tonight. Tune in tomorrow!
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Galle looks like a comfy place to visit
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New thread lads
>>105295599
>>105295599
>>105295599
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Angelo Matthews batting in cap is based, helmets are for faggots.
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>>105295591
No gay fake noise on my tele bruce. They must put it in special for you faggots.
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>>105295606
>early
>racist
Pass
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>>105295485
watched the op and it doesn't really give off any red flags, tempted out of curiosity and best girl now
>>
one
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2?
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Three
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oooooooooooooooooooo dear
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bump'd
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>>105295595
>>105295606
>>
real thread here
>>105295698
>>105295698
>>105295698
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>>105295606
>horribly early
>horribly racist
>horribly informative
>>105295703
>comfy
>cool picture
>bbl really does loom
Think I've made my mind up
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Someone make a real thread please.
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>>105295767
see >>105295703
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>>105295606
this early fag shit needs to stop
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>>105295134
Lifting is holding me bro



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