>14 Jan 2021, 05:30 pmEngland vs Sri Lanka1st Test, Galle, Jan 14 - Jan 18 2021, England tour of Sri Lanka06:30 pmUnited Arab Emirates vs Ireland3rd ODI, Abu Dhabi, Jan 14 2021, Ireland tour of United Arab Emirates>15 Jan 2021, 12:30 pmAustralia vs India4th Test, Brisbane, Jan 15 - Jan 19 2021, India tour of Australia
the coward shit spouter
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the sneer of cold command
plebbit opinion discarded
>>105286755http://onhockey.tv/freestr.php?channel=flyCheck it out. :D
>norway, fakezach, sebbesity all active
hating pavement?very, very reddit phenomenon
Try to make it less obvious mate.
Just reading up about this latest steve smith mole hill, is the rest of the world just bitterly jealous that our #1 batsman in the world is back in form?>oh my GAWD he did some shadow batting during a break in play and SCRATCHED UP THE POPPING CREASE>then pant had to TAKE HIS GUARD AGAIN oh my the horror!This isn't rational behaviour lads, Stevie's autism must be driving them nuts.
I'm new to /cric/Can someone explain the key memes to me?
>>105286941Also from people who have never played on a turf pitch. Even late on the second day of play (only ever played consecutive Saturday matches myself), you couldn't even wipe out the several guards that had been marked unless you put in serious effort. Guarantee it was much harder on a day 5 Test pitch
>>105286941Then what was with the tearful apology?
Shan't be responding to any NZ posters until they win a test match against Australia
NO STEVE DON'T IT'S NOT WORTH ITTHEY'VE STARTED THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS MATE
>>105287176just noticed the double npc
>>105287076But batsmen are always scratching in new guards anyway, what's the fucking deal?>spinners on? Better scratch in a new guard>bowling around the wicket? That's a new guard>batting partner scratched in a new guard? Better scratch in mine too over the topI mean sure he probably shouldn't have done it, and someone should probably tell him not to do it again in the future, but it's not a big deal that he did.
Thinking england will never find a proper opener ever again
>>105287332not sure I'm understanding this mick lads
>>105286649at what point did sightscreens get so fuckin huge
tfw no chloe swarb gf
dont think i should have had the 9pm hjs ladsfeeling rank
simply not attracted to australian women, disgusting accent
>ground staff swept and repainted the crease before steve smith marked it Wish the cazzies here would stop getting their cricket info from news.com.au, curry youtubers and never ever have been english players
>>105287975OOOOOHHH NONONO BUT MY DRAMA????? I CANT BREATH REDDIT BROS
>>105287975The groundsmen are cheating too?How deep does this go?
>still talking about the dramareckon aus posters could learn a thing or two from Paine and drop it
>>105288160nah, clearing smiths name which has been dragged through the mud again by jealous cunts
>>105286649fuck this ground is neat. has anyone ever been to sri lanka? it looks unreal
>>105288340butcher here, that's wales
man sri lanka has some history
>>105288340It's the only country in the poo region I'd consider visiting. Lovely people too.
just applied for a job lads
sounds like my ex who was just the "receptionist" at the brothel
>>105288940>just the receptionist>justc'mon mate you can admit it, she's an ex now
Scared to visit a brothel but the way my life is going it might be my only viable option
its FUCKing hot lads
based uganda sticking it to the jews once again
>+70% humidity>nearly 30cfuck my ass hard
cenno just went intime for pokies
wow snoozealand posting is really shit it's not just a meme
Bros it's 1 month until valentines day, everyone remember to get a cute gf before then.
really unsure on what to do for lunch
oi lads stop talking shit about kiwis. scaffolders are based as fuck.
>>105286941The popping crease gets brushed over and repainted every break. The batsmans always has to remake their guard.
>>105289552very smart of you to cut out steve smiths head out of the photo
good morning fellow /cric/ autists
>>105289552>singular their>gendered "batsman"mate.
Going to India next month. Been too long
>>105289621where in India m9
absolutely creasing at these massively un-peng fits
>>105289621getting your bathroom renovated?
*dies of heatstroke*
>>105289622looking crisp mate
Thinking T10 is the future lads
>>105289356It's 26 at most
gabba out of tickets didn't think I'd see the day
>>105286941its funny how Indians are full on calling it absolutely PATHETIC
>>105289969want to fuck a niloitess
What's the smart bet lads?
>>105289969this is a imageboard you now
>>105289969based and wholesomepilled
>>105289995you never losing your virginity
>>105289995The smart bet is not betting at all
Whats the smart bet lads?
>>105289969her skin is so black... I wanna lick it
>>105290039>still listening to jjjshant
>>105290039ya jokin should have been higher
oh I thought they were horses
>>105289995need pitch report
>>105290039only one i know is wap and get on the beers
>>105290039ask your female friends if you have any, they're the only cunts that vote on this shit
>>105290091Don't think they allow horses called Wet Ass Pussy
>>105289995the winning bet is 1.45 on Australia but it's not necessarily the smart bet because you barely make any money
>>10528999520 on draw, 15 on India, 65 on Australia
>More city workers to return to offices from Mondaynooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
can spot a samefag from a mile away
>>105290239hey sebbo whats up with the proxy
look at that, when you say its a samefag poosh doubles down to get more of a reaction, like clockwork
What are you doing?
>>105290253I was about to ask you the same thing
>>105290118How many times
Job interview went well yesterday lads, thanks for asking.
>>105290339kek that guy needs clinical help t b h
>>105290339>he keeps a screenshot from over a year agorent fucking free
>>105290012fucking hell mate
>>105290188>65 on Australiaif you bet 65 on Aus and win, you make a ~$30 profit from the winnings... and lose 35 from the other two bets. so you'll lose 5 dollars on that bet
aussie autism at its best
literally me haha
Got a plug up me bum lads
>>105290404can't win if you don't play
Lunch on the run, lads.
>>105290039I only know 2 of these songs and half of the artists. My money is on WAP honestly, it will get the meme vote.
He can't keep getting away with it
>>105290597hey you posted it againneat.
sick of reposts tbqh
>>105290039Pump it up remix to make a late surge on the back of KFC BBL
>>10529067680% of Aussie posts tbf
>>105290743Most of my posts are really good to be fair.
>>105290763Admirable. Link some.
>>105290597think that milk is getting a bit outdated by now
>>105290767I made this picture.
>tfw a white girl will never put her hair up to suck your dick, all the chink prozzie does is laugh at your phimosis dick and call you fat
Why are so many women turning to onlyfans for money? Doesn't that objectify them?
>>105290767I also made this picture.
>>105290889https://7news.com.au/sport/motorsport/renee-gracie-left-fuming-after-copping-15000-a-month-career-blow-from-instagram-c-1954331?fbclid=IwAR05GTxQReaoHdbvePjWpnU0ux4ZYdr4AqLGYTCKLfKkAdNNs1sAIxaqMas>Gracie shot to prominence in the motorsport world when she partnered with Swiss racer Simona de Silvestro at Bathurst in 2015 but struggled to get a real foothold in the sport.>“I wasn’t getting the results and couldn’t get the funding. I tried to do my best but it got to a point where my dream vanished,” she said.>After working in a car yard Gracie said she started posting full sex videos last year after earning $3000 in her first week.>“I pretty much do everything,” she said last year.Everything but work lmao
>>105290039 Just pick whatever's the shittest song one that list, probably that cardi b one - not that I've ever heard it but it's bound to be shit.
>>105290889Will never understand how so many guys are paying for lewd pictures, it is beyond comprehension.
>>105290842If you're the looking good mate meme generator and crisp forcer, you may just be the worst poster here.
who is your NDIS case manager poosh?
>>105290889>try to shoehorn woman into man's profession (more of a hobby really)>be surprised when she chucks it all in to return to a profession more natural for her
just not about it right now lads. hate the summer, always feel like there is pressure to be outdoors doing stuff desu
Summer is the perfect excuse m8>can't go outside today, too hot>"knoaf m8 it was hot enough to boil a monkeys bum today"
>Searching for posts with the filename ‘vlcsnap’. 20321 results found.
>>105291075please go back to /a/ with this type of shitpost
>>105290986Correct, your posts make /cric/ limp as fuck
>please go back to /a/ with this type of shitpost
So how about that cricket lads...
At least you lot are allowed outside
Shoulda shut your borders then innit
Now to clean my apartment.
>>1052911293 hrs. Hoping Sri Lanka come out firing and rampage through the English scourge.
keep defaulting to mindlessly browsing the internet... lads
remember to stay hydrated during this canberra heat
Pro tip: England will absolutely destroy Sri Lanka in both gamesScreen cap this
Getting bullied by NZ lads.
farts > burps
Just used an old cum tissue to blow my nose lads
shower on the cards today i reckon lads willy is ready starting to pong
>>105291262Absolutely disgusting, get your shit together you subhuman parasite on society's arse.
office cucks > dumb tradies
licenced professionals > office cucks > dumb tradies
I don't cum anymore lads
Who made cumming the king of summer?
>>105291382God invented it, so I reckon it's God who we should be thanking.
Neetgods > all
thinking grey-collar is the best
>>105291295that's why I'm having a shower dickhead
>>105291419wash behind your ears
asking a girl out............................................. lads
Hate american porn 2bhThey have some of the most beautiful girls but then they'll pair them up with some of the ugliest mutilated dicks
>>105291473me on the right
>>105291433ok i will
all the girls at my new job are so cute. pretty sure they all think im retarded but im happy just to look at them
>>105291475>[Americans] have some of the most beautiful girlsmuscular opinion detected
>>105291472Good luck m8
>>105291472Just Bee yourself
>buy new lightbulb for desktop lamp>blows immediatelyFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Pucovski out due to injury
>>105291475What gets me is that the girls often start beautiful but after a couple of months in the job they ruin themselves with plastic surgery, piercings and tats.
>>105291472post a screenshot
PLEASE just stop the human contact i'm begging you
>>105291209nice. I'm a Surat boy myself
>>105291622i can only imagine a basedjack for these people
you are playing right into the jews hands when you post gay screencaps of those stupid "news" articles. of course its stupid to suggest they can get covid from hugging on the pitch but they still share a dressing room together. the whole psyop is designed to give you the crippling cognitive dissonance so they can keep taking your freedom and liberty while you do absolutely fuck all about it.
>>105291605based fucking josh
Cannot fathom posting pornography to a cricket general
>cricket is a porn-free general>he doesn't know about warnie
up the penny panthers
>>105291589You're not wrong, I've found some models I liked and looked up their other sets only to see more and more tattoos gradually appear, or the appearance of grotesquely enormous boltons, or by far the most common travesty - she's now a duck.It's honestly worse to see than the one's who simply begin to look drug fucked.
>>105291719check the resemblance lmao
>he still uses vlc
pros: she didn't say nocons: she didn't entirely say yes
Really enjoying my cricket australia calender lads, feel very safe knowing Smith is watching me sleep.
>>105291780 It's over
>>105291780Protip don't ask, say hey let's go get a zinger box at KFC tomorrow
>while you do absolutely fuck all about itactually i've been supporting essential small business (prozzies) no matter what level lockdown
>>105291759Anyone who doesn't use K-lite + MPC is a tranny.
shower time lads wish me luck
https://www.espn.com/cricket/story/_/id/30704512/clive-lloyd-west-indies-team-bangladesh-self-belief-first-step-success need a west indies cricket revival
the day that Joshie saved /cric/
Quiet Tuesday night in with just me, the missus, a bottle and some stocks.
>>105291750Hate this shitskin mutt
for me? it's mpv
>>105291905Hold on while I pick some minor fault with her so I can avoid feeling jealous or inferior.
for me it's hpv
>>105291905tradieGODS again ruling over uni drools
>>105291802Based actual good advice.
Did somebody say HPV?
>>105291905ass too small
>>105291905He's using a Macbook so "she" is likely a bloke.
did someone say KFC
who is this archive newcunt pretending to be josh lmao
the sheer amount of replies I have received on this board over the years
>>105291945Meant to reply to you too with >>105292045
>>105291905>stonks aren't going up OH NO NO NOLOOK AT THIS SHITCUNT LOSER AT LIFE LADS
and that's just as an anonymous poster, can't even begin to imagine the amount of replies that I garnered as the multitude of trips I have been over the years.
look a this, just a random thread I don't even remember making; 40 replies. staggering stuff.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95894064/#95894064
Shallnt be following anymore archive links
another 24 replies herehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95845040/#95845040
bet your mum's proud champ
27 replies. it all adds up. we're looking at tens of thousands of replies for one single entity here. truly staggering.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95807759/#95807759
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95771970/#95771970elite first post on this one
here's one a bit too close to home for you newcunthttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95677618/#95677618
Just like saving new porn lads, never actually go back and look at it again
65 replies https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95565773/#95565773
>>105292353that's bullshitbut I believe it
condoms are fucked not surprised no-one wears them
only ever worn a franga once
>trying to equate the pitiful existence of shitspouter or any other Josh rip-off with legitimate Josh-postingjust freshie things
cric threads should be banned outside of matches.
and your little failed attempt at trying to steer the thread in different direction will not stop me from continuing to shit up this thread with archived postsyou are in Josh hours and you will show respect
heh, told him
>>105292404cric is the pillar of culture holding /sp/ togetherliterally disaster and destruction of the likes you've never seen if cric ever perishes for more than a few days
just found out what gatekeeper means a few weeks ago and shall continue to try to paint anyone that triggers me as a gatekeeper
Dicks too fat for normal condoms lads, but not long enough for large condoms
on second thought now that the turk proxy has showed up this thread has lost its value and isn't worth posting in any moreJosh out
can't believe how tilted josh is today, must've spent all his cenno on goon already
shall be monitoring this thread and crosschecking all posts with my list of poosonalitiesyou've been warned
>>105292404Really we need the Aussie footy lads to make au/sp/ for their shitposting purposes and just stick to it. 9am-9pm Oz time is janny-safe.
is it safe for freshies to come out now that he's gone? asking for a friend lol
>thinking poosh drinks alcoholI don't even like poosh but you are literally new
NEED more josh lore injected directly into my veins
>>105292571Gayest post I've read today, get some friends spastic.
Joshie expert here, AMA
I see you cazzies are all too fresh to ask any questions about the big man
>he wasn't here when poosh admitted to being straight edgeyikes to be this new, I would just go ahead and KMS right now to be honest.
Imagine all the time and energy wasted on thinking about some poosonality and poosting about him incessantly like it matters in the grand scheme of things. I think about that sometimes and I feel sorry for you and your mother who I have sex with.
au/sp/ is up>>105292744
>>105292499>>105292533>>105292633>>105292677>>105292700Joshie posting bringing the dubs lads
>>105286941It's funny that some indian are so serious about this shit. I mean what more can you expect from people who have never played cricket on an actual pitch. Do these people even know how many time a batsman marks his guard during a match. And we must not forget that it was your media who showed this clip on TV. They know that indians will make a hell lot of issue of this. I think it was intentional.
>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/57688478/#57702383>been here since 2015>calling everyone else a freshie
>>105292815From the little bit of reading I did, it seemed like the pommies were the ones kicking up a stink about it. Same old pommies, always seething.
redpill me on crispy strips
>>105292815>>105287975what actually happened
>>105292979taking wickets looks like top fun
>>105292979 Just want him back ladsFuck Phil Hughes for having shit technique and ruining cricket for everyone else forever
>>105292756Proxy off lmao
>>105293031>break in play (drinks or tea or something)>smoths autism compels him to stand at the crease and scratch in his guard>no need to do it because he wasn't going to bat again>may have slightly inconvenienced pant but messing up his guard slightly, forcing pant to retake his guard, which he was probably going to do anyway>all the non australian cricketing nations are seething and calling it cheating because they're so salty smith is back and better than anyone they have
>>105293109Johnson became a soft cunt and started apologizing every time he bounced someone, then he stopped bouncing at all, then he stopped playing at all
>>105293189pant didnt even give a fuck about the whole deal anyway, the seethe is pointless lmao
>>105293189the groundsmen swept the crease with a stiff bristled broom then repainted it before smoth got there.The guard was gone to begin with. Anyone who criticised this non event needs to stfu about cricket forever
>>105293189Man I hate being indian. Me and my fellow autistic friend always support Australia and England. There's so much cringe in this current team except rahane. Indians are over emotional assholes who thinks that by their population strength they can do anything.
>>105293225Loved the reply of rahane when an asshole reporter asked him about the incident.
>>105293291what did he say?
why does he touch the mask?
@105293137what did he mean by this
>>105293291Link or explain? Rahane has always seemed a decent bloke
hoggee an griggid :DDDDDDDDD
indians are the biggest chuckers
What do you expect from a nation that shits in their hands
Pucovski outHead inNot sure how to feel about this desu
Oops didn't mean to double post
That means there are three other losers here sitting at their computer/looking at their phone waiting to reply/post.
>>105293459>>105293465>>105293478>>105293482>>105293485boutta head in
Just exposed the freshie losers that sit here all day waiting to reply.
SHALLnt be joining in with these shenanigans
>34 years old.Sort yourself out
>>105293613DCEposting belongs in au/sp/
anyone seen those audit vids where someone just films random shit in a public place and people absolutely spaz out?
>>105293651surveillance camera man?
Not a fan of this new gimmick lads
I agree with that other poster, I SHAN'T participate in or sanction this buffoonery.
>>105293660think he started it but it's a full movement now
Pure cancer today. Well done lads.
been wiping my arse with toilet paper tubes lads
well earned autosaggy, see you lads in au/sp/
>>105293710now this is the post
>Pure cancer today. Well done lads.
>>105293696You mean like cart narcs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JovIKbxZpNY
whens school go back im sick of getting clapped by kids in fortnite
>>105293803america is collapsing
>The charges, officer?
Has Mohammed Siraj apologised for his racist attack on Australian cricket fans?
just cheat mate
>>105290526DON'T TALK TO ME BEFORE MY MORNING COFEE
>>105293880t. Steve Smith
>millions of cctv cameras - fine>police bodycams - fine>google street view everywhere - fine>guy in public with a camera - WHY ARE YOU FILMING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>105291750Good looking fella is this man, how can I introduce him to my sister?
looking good mate
>>105290526Switched from coffee to PWO
>>105293997Yeah, absolutely baffling. I don't like being filmed but I'm going to assault someone over it. Spergs reveal just how arrogant they are when they think they're owed total privacy among peers when walking down the street. It's insane how socially inept cityslickers are now, especially in America.
shoes are overrated. the human foot is intrinsically well engineered over many years of evolution
>>105294084You may be a kiwi cunt, but you're alright in my books mate
t. can't afford nice shoes
cowan is r*ddit
>force multiculturalism>it has a few snags>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Based mid-afternoon panic attack.
>>105294130>"...and then the real issue is those psychopaths over at /cric/, they watch cricket all day and post racist messages to each other about it. Its completely sickening, we need to shut that place down."COWAN NO!!
Hit racism for 6 lads
>>105293291>Loved the reply>doesn't actually tell us his reply
Hit boongs and other brown people for 6 lads
I reckon Ed Cowan should read Clash of Civilizations.
>>105294190This but unironically
hit this 6 for racism
England: 1 Zak Crawley, 2 Dom Sibley, 3 Jonny Bairstow, 4 Joe Root (capt), 5 Dan Lawrence, 6 Jos Buttler (wk), 7 Sam Curran, 8 Dom Bess, 9 Stuart Broad, 10 Mark Wood, 11 Jack Leach.
I reckon Ed Cowan should wander around melbourne late at night and if he gets RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS IT WILL BE HIS FAULT
Sri Lanka chooses to bat.
>>105294236Literally who? Is this a meme 20 squad or something?
*be's stopped with me*
>>105294291it might as well be since they're playing bairshit and buttler on a test side
>>105294130sick of this place. as soon as the borders open up i'm moving to india where my whiteness will get the respect it deserves thanks to their based caste system. a few indentured slave housekeepers would be pretty handy too.
>>105294236>No Ben StokesIs he injured?
>>105294067most of the ones i'm watching are uk security guards and police looking like absolute retards
>tfw auckland trafficFuck my arse
we're in here lads: https://youtu.be/xk9AI2-pGIs
>>105294322So that's an actual test side?Granted i haven't kept up with english cricket but there's a lot of no names in that team.
>17 test matchesELITE
>>105294130>manlet Cranbrook school boy who lives in multicultural Paddington lectures the plebs about the benefits of vibrant diversity episodeShan't
Where are they playing? The commentator said Gaul.
>>105294130>all of a sudden they've been heardSaying what exactly?
Where can Australians watch this match? Can't see it on foxtel
>>105293316>>105293343https://youtu.be/YwePyRgWVocJust ignore the title
>>105294478looks comfy over there
>>105294473Have to use a cancerous stream.
>>105294473*gets out baby spoon**puts it into cricstream paste**pushes it into anons mouth*
>Fuxtel advertises 4K cricket all summer>don't even show other ICC test matcheskekK E K
love watching solo female travel vloggers tell their horror stories about being in india
>>105293997because the footage from the first three is not going to be made public, unlike some jackass with a social media account filming you for some epic twitter prank
>>105294545link some fren
>>105294456there is less noise in the stadium so anyone who shouts can be heard by the players
nothing was heard at allthere needs to be a boycott of India for their stupid hoax
might just go to india to "find myself"
tuning in late ladsanything of interest in this test so far?
Knew a girl who went to Tanzania to do volunteer work twice in the same year. She seemed very eager to go back for some reason.
why the fuck isn't it on kayo
>>105294679>and for context i've knocked people out and broken bonesnot sure this is relevant to cricket
>>105294551>be in public>expect privacybased retard
>not sure this is relevant to cricketwell not when facing kiwi bowlers anyway
>>105294730Indian twitter is fucking cancer
*india is fucking cancer
>>105294679What the fuck is this idiot talking about?
>>105294622>first video>man leaves woman alone in Indian hotel for 3 days>turns into Psycho The guy is retarded for leaving her alone there, she's smart for getting out of there alive but I'm pretty sure she was raped and doesn't want to say it.
>nonce zealand threadshalln't
shall be supporting sri lanka in this match
accidentally spoilt a TV show for myself. FUCK
can't understand womens fascination with needing to travel to india. wouldn't mind going myself but i would rather go to a whole lot of other places first. seems like india is top of the list for every basic bitch hipster roastie i've ever met. >zomg like such culture and stuff ayy
>>105294750Most people who go out in public do in fact maintain privacy. Getting filmed by some stranger for unknown reasons is rare. There's no reason to expect it.
>>105294679Can someone shit on his Twitter account bros. Just for the lulz
>fake crowd noise in a test matchshan't be watching
NEED /cric/'s input on this one>>105294471
>>105294836you okay big guy?
>Live stream Sri Lanka vs England 1st Test live in Australia>Streaming service Kayo Sports is normally on hand for all things cricket when it comes to live coverage, but sadly that's not the case for this series and indeed for any other broadcaster Down Under.so it's literally impossible to watch this series legitimately here kek
brother spazzing out over corona again
>>105294834guessing yoga and buddha and new age stuff cons them
got 14 replies to a post on /pol/ today
>>105294834They're based and hindupilled.
>posting on /pol/that's a yikes from me lad
>four ducks in a row K E K
Get in Broady my son
>not on sky, not on sparkWhat is their actual fucking purpose.Anyone got a video stream for watching the cricket on the internet?
>not on kayoshan't be watching this 3rd world bowl
slowly coming to terms with the fact my life peaked in year 5 when i played the lead in my schools theatrical production of grease
Never mind found one good enoughhttps://cricstream.me/sri-lanka-vs-england-live/stream-1
$5 for a 400g rump, don't mind if i do wooldogs. Don't mind if i do.
>>105295051why didn't you go on to become a famous actor
whats archer's excuse this time
I remember I wanted to be an actor and everyone just shat on my dreams and now I'm a NEET which is worse.
The coward known as Joffra Archer.
>>105293269how many times do you slit wrists every day, brother
fuck Australia should just give up the ashes now
>>105294826Never had a problem with spoilers personally.If the show is any good, watching how everything unfolds is perfectly good.
>>105295148>dom bessnice name mate, nice stats to match it
reckon Bumrah, Rahane and Pujara are all good blokes
have always found subcontinentals to be pathological liars about their own achievements
BROKEN FUCKING BAT
I saw Jasprit Bumrah at a grocery store in Brisbane yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
uhh shit lanka bros?
>>105295205shall always read this pasta in full
>>105295149I enjoy the suspense
>>105295149The worst is when you don't spoil yourself and it turns out the anime you just started has a yuri end.
Scared of the english lads
i say, i sayrather, rathercapital bowlsmenship, what
>>105295383For me it was Kannazuki no Miko. I'm a sucker for shows with Kotoko theme songs. And yes I genuinely didn't know it had a yuri end when I started it.Thank god I dropped it right before the yuri rape scene.
still thinking of this meal
>>105295490Unicef send that one over?
>>105295490reckon you'd be thinking of it about 20 minutes later squatted on the roadside
>>105295075my housemate ganks about $100 in steaks and prawns per week, shit's cash
>lose 3 wickets with less than 50 runs on the board on Day 1 in the first session>still just as likely to win as your opposition
>>105295555you underestimate the power of >englel
>>105295555england have to bat last lad
>>105295555These English batsmen will be lucky to put up 150.
This fake crowd noise is especially poorDidn't realise the English had become more hollow-brained than Americans
No more hockey tonight. Tune in tomorrow!
Galle looks like a comfy place to visit
New thread lads>>105295599>>105295599>>105295599
Angelo Matthews batting in cap is based, helmets are for faggots.
>>105295591No gay fake noise on my tele bruce. They must put it in special for you faggots.
>>105295485watched the op and it doesn't really give off any red flags, tempted out of curiosity and best girl now
real thread here>>105295698>>105295698>>105295698
>>105295606>horribly early>horribly racist>horribly informative>>105295703>comfy>cool picture>bbl really does loomThink I've made my mind up
Someone make a real thread please.
>>105295606this early fag shit needs to stop
>>105295134Lifting is holding me bro