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news:
-Leon "Rocky" Edwards fights again on March 13th
links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Edwards
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/21429-leon-edwards
https://www.instagram.com/leon_edwardsmma/
https://twitter.com/leon_edwardsmma
previous:
>>105270542
leonrockyedwards.com
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>Commentators for Holloway vs Kattar: Jon Anik, Daniel Cormier and Dan Hardy.
>Commentators for Chiesa vs Magny: John Gooden, Paul Felder and Dan Hardy.
>Commentators for Poirier vs McGregor 2: Jon Anik, Daniel Cormier and Paul Felder.
https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/lists/commentary-teams-broadcast-plans-set-for-three-event-stretch-on-fight-island-ending-with-ufc-257
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I like Leon Edwards man, he gets too much hate
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"both [Edwards and Chimaev] are now said to be fully fit"
>I CAN'T FIGHT LEON, MY LEWNGS ARE A BALLOON
>*goes on vacation during what was supposed to be camp/weight cut time*
>Wow, it's a miracle, it only took two weeks but I'm healthy again!
interesting
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Best heem of the UFC ?

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ONE
MORE
RUN
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>>105278491
>the guy rooting for Chimpaev the jihadist intends to commit a mass shooting
Like attracts like!
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>>105278547
James vick season starts bros
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>>105278519
Listen brit, for me It's Tony.
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>>105278510
>no Joe Rogan
Absolutely based.
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Motivated McGregor
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Ankalaev will be LHW champ by the end of the year
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REMINDER that kevin holland is a bum
if you compare him and khamzat's fights with philips and the shart it's obvious who the better fighter is
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>>105278632
it's entirely possible
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>>105278608
Dana is slowly getting rid of Rogan
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>>105278608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufnTXNoXAqw&t
he is such a fucking snake, literally a different person depending on who he is talking to
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>>105278646
Rogan only does PPVs in the continental US, this is how it's been for years, I don't know why it's so hard for cazzies to figure this out.
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>>105278632
not so fast
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>>105278510
I can't remember Hardy sharing a booth with anyone but Gooden
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>>105278639
Except Jacare would absolutely humiliate Shitfag
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>>105278656
kek
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>>105278681
at 41? doubt it
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>>105278668
Why doesn't he travel?
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>>105278689
Cumsplat has never beaten anyone as good as a 41 year old Jacare
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>>105278694
Too much travel time I assume, he makes way more money off the podcast so that's his priority and traveling around the world would interfere with that.
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>>105278710
>he hasn't =/= he can't
holland and khamzat have 2 opponents in common, if you watch these fights it's obvious to non-cazzies who the better prospect is
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Hemminder that Ryan Hall turns down any fights outside of the USA and any opponents that he feels are beneath him
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If Dustin can outlast Conror and turn it into a dogfight he can win. I don't believe 2021 Conorn has the hesrt for dogfigjts. He's coming in to try to take Dustin out as quick as possible.
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Gotta love Dana kek
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>>105278753
he beat THE damage, put some hespec on his name
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>>105278743
>if you watch these fights it's obvious to non-cazzies who the better prospect is
that's MMA math, only cazzies do that. Also, Holland has clearly improved a lot throughout 2020, he looked way more comfortable on the ground with jacare.
>he hasn't =/= he can't
There is no reason to believe Dumbrat can beat a 41 year old Jacare. Unless he proved otherwise (doubtful, as he is losing to Leon), Jacare would be the smart pick.
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HEEMINDER
PRELIMS AT 12 PM ET
MAIN CARD AT 3 PM ET
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I'd love to see Dana somehow receiving a brain-destroying and potentially life-ending heem
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>>105278783
comparing fights with the same opponent isn't mma math you genuine mongoloid
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>>105278762
hes right
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>>105278802
>b-b-but the shart arguably beat Holland and ratlip knocked out the shart!!! That means ratlip is better than Holland!!!!
and Tony beat Pettis who beat Oliveira. That means uhhhh that Tony is better than Oliveira?
Also, Holland did not have the convenience of fighting GM3 three months after he was KO'd by Ian Heinisch :')
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>>105278762
it makes negotiations easier.
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>>105278790
thank you leaf
this was a much needed and welcome reminder as i didn't realise how early this card was
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>>105278841
>and Tony beat Pettis who beat Oliveira. That means uhhhh that Tony is better than Oliveira?
that's mma math because of the extra leap, it's not comparing fights with the exact same person
> GM3 three months after he was KO'd by Ian Heinisch :')
this is just cope. gm3 always sucked and so does holland
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Lexee is the goat
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>>105278901
If you say that
Chimpaev looked good against GM3 and Holland looked bad against GM3 which means that Chimpaev > Holland
Then it would follow you also think that
Tony looked good against Pettis and Oliveira looked bad against Pettis so Tony > Oliveira
:')
>this is just cope. gm3 always sucked and so does holland
GM3 was always bad but if you think "being knocked out cold just months before" is not the kind of thing that has an impact on the fight then you know nothing about MMA
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>>105278896
Did Khabib make Dana start this trend of having fights on at primetime in Europe? Because his last two fights were the same.
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Batistas prostration at the hands of the Hollywood jew is particularly hard to take for me. He represents a great time when me and my friends would watch wrestling and there he was, this giant jacked up monster who didn't give a fuck. There was no such thing as BLM back then and trannies were openly ridiculed and considered mentally handicapped freaks. I'm just glad Eddie isn't here to see it.
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>>105278956
why do you keep bringing tony up? are you aware that he took one of the most horrendous 5 round beatings ever in between fighting pettis and oliviera?
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>>105278983
>why do you keep bringing tony up?
It's called "analogy" my dear low iq friend. It shows why comparing performance against a common opponent does not tell the whole story. Oliveira improved a ton between Pettis and Tony. Holland is young, does not have many miles in him and is already showing steady improvement since the GM3 fight
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>>105278963
Well since those cards were in Abu Dhabi, they did it at primetime for the people there so they could attend (the first one) or watch them at a fair time. It was probably part of the abu dhabi deal or something. No idea about this one
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#RacistsForKevinHolland
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>>105278968
I hate to break it to you, but there's a decent chance Eddie "Viva La Raza" Guerrero would have supported BLM, or at least the goals of the movement, if not the movement itself. He definitely would have been disgusted by tranny acceptance. Those two issues are not as linked as you seem to think.
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>>105279000
you're disabled if you think those are comparable. unless chimaev received a career changing beating similar to tony-gaethje
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>>105278510
>felder for poirier vs conor
NOOOOOOOOooooooooo
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>>105279025
Batista became such a fag, the fuck happened
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>>105279044
Chimaev has never even shown he's as good as prime Tony to begin with :')
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>>105279025
they're very linked because it's part of a larger agenda
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Oliveira may have been a heartlet in the past but Magic Rock Oliveira is unheemable. Gaethje is going to need Tony's suicide ropes to beat him.
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>>105279063
irrelevant cope.
concession accepted
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>>105279046
I don't like Felder, but he's more tolerable than Bisping
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The man un the walls told Tony that khabib is taking STEROIDS so Tony started making a plan, lose to gaethje to let use him as a test to see how good khabib he realizado that he is old and khabib is taking steroids and aliens hormones so he decided he couldn't beat him
He booked.a figth with his doppelganger shadow clone to see if he was worthy mid figth he realize that Olivera was worthy but also that he couldn't beat khabib in his current state he allowed olivera to get him in the armbar to finally translate all his Cúcuy energy to olivera hoping is enough to beat khabib with his alien hormones steroids
Tony gave everything to beat khabib and the faggots is ducking
Islam khabib or ankalaev we Will get out revenge Tony bros
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>>105279085
It's very relevant actually. You're saying Chimaev would not look as bad as post-Geathje flushed Tony but there's no evidence he's even better than flushed Tony :')
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>>105279131
That's not me dipshit, I have talked shit about Gillespie multiple times. He's exactly the kind of of overhyped bum who only looks good against bums (much like Chimpaev) that I hate
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Carcrash Chimpanzee is the greatest prospect in the history of sports, nay, any field really.
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Kermit Chimichanga is the worst prospect in the history of sports, nay, any field really.
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List of people khabib can't beat
1: motivated connor
2: rock olivera
3: colby covington
4: Burns Gilbert
5: usman
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>>105279062
James Gunn probably diddled him
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>>105279163
>n-noo that's the other autistic swede, he goes to another school
lol
>>105279132
let me spell it out for you: comparing common opponents IS a good way to gauge fighters ability but when there's a massive amount of injuries and a career changing beating in between it stops being useful
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>>105279199
Gilbert Burns is a can that Khabitch could beat but the rest easily dominate him
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GET READY LEECH
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>>105279090
i agree b
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>>105279209
>there is only one person in all of Sweden
retard
>but when there's a massive amount of injuries and a career changing beating in between it stops being useful
or, when, one of the fighters (Holland) has improved and beat a quality opponent since the fight while the other (Chimpaev) is still completely unproven. Then it also stops being useful.
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>>105279199
>dilbert
>shartles
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There used to be a lot more Swedes posting here but now all of them seem to be gone aside from the Allstars buttboy presumably since they keep getting banned for "ban evasion" by retard mods
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>>105279230
>there's only one swedish retard on heem
yes
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>>105278510
They should honestly have Anik and DC for as many cards as possible. Those guys are good enough together that any third guy is acceptable. They can even do it themselves without a third.
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soon.
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>>105279240
there were a couple but I think some autist embarrassed them out of posting here
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>>105279249
the Dusthammad poster was also Swedish
>inb4 t-t-that was also you!!!!
Retard x2, I have always said that as much as I hate Khabib, it's delusional to think Dustbin can beat him. Gooby disposes of him easily as well.
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>>105279250
they sucked during the last PPV when they had Joe with them
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>>105279258
I think the only people embarrassed of their own flags here are actual brits who have to see a paki like you whiteknight muslims using their flag
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>>105279261
dusthammad poster is allstars guy. that's two and the original post is clearly you
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Brazzas
Bamholes
Borgers

These are a few of my favourite things you know dis
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>>105279199
Khabib probably subs Colby. Colby is like Gaethje, he never trains subs because le all american wrestling is all you need
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>>105279275
>waah everyone who disagrees with me is muslim
you boy kevin holland, are you a jogger?
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>>105279293
if Maia or RDA couldn't sub Colby then Khabib would not be able to
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>>105279283
>dusthammad poster is allstars guy.
ah, so now you understand there there is more than one person in the country of Sweden?
> and the original post is clearly you
Clearly not as Gillespie fits multiple criteria of the kind of fighter I hate - overhyped, unproven and terribly inactive.
>b-b-but I BELIEVE it's you!!!
meds, schizo. now.
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Will this rat faggot go up and figth Holland for the kung fu motherfucker belt? Or Will he keep ducking? calling himself kung fu King when Holland is doing 10 times better than him is disrespectfull
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>>105279253
Fine, sicker than your average muzzie killer
Twist muzzies' heads off
muzzies fucking stink muzzies and gayers
No-pork eating players
Triple-K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon Man's been smooth since days of killing Jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch Jews who do something to us
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, who us
Yeah, KKK, muzzie babies I don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock khabib
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it
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>>105279283
>that's two
Also, there were at least two or three "Allstars guys" posting here although only the "insider" buttboy still does. That's not even mentioning boxswede.
>>105279298
There is a notorious "brit" paki here who always whiteknights muslims. are you saying you're another one?
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I juwt discovered that girls don't actually have a penis
wtf bros
Why didn't you tell me this before niggers?
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>>105279338
please don’t use the n word here.
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Because fags aren’t welcome
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>>105279395
This
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>>105279248
Always chin up, even in defeat.
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>>105279516
Abella Danger to play basketball?
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>>105279547
It's Nastassia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XxA-v4_bn0
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getting tired of commentary bias towards dookie dan. he's a 21-9 can. appealing to the shit kiwi audience I guess? His "win" over Felder wasn't even convincing.
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>>105279751
he's still beating Chandler
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>>105279806
Never watched Chandler fight but I can see it.
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>>105279311
Just stick them together for Rush Hour 4
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>>105279806
Chandler makes Dookie tap to strikes
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Motivated McGregor
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>>105279806
I hope so, imagine how embarrassing would be if he loses to a 5’7 bellator can
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>>105279621
Fucking hell, she's ugly.
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The Alpha of Allah. The Brute of Bilal. The Cultivator of Caliphates. The Diamond of Da'wah. The Emperor of Eid. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Islam. The Justiciar of Jihad. The King of Khalifahs. The Lord of Lebanon. The Martyr of Muhammad. The Naysayer of Non-believers. The Overlord of Oman. The Prince of Persia. The Quoter of the Quran. The Ruler of Ramadan. The Sultan of Shi'ah. The Taskmaster of Tawhid. The Undertaker of Ummah. The Voice of Virtue. The Warranter of Wahhabism. The Xenophobe of Xenia. The Yazid of Yahudi. The Zhar of Zabur.

THE INDOMITUS REX

THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS

THE KING OF KINGS

THE LORD OF LORDS

THE PROPHET OF PROPHETS

CHADhammad THE BRAVE

APEXPREDATORhammad the MASCULINE

GRIPhammad the CRUSHING

INSURMOUNTABLEhammad the UNSURPASSABLE

INDOMITABLEhammad the UNYIELDING

AESTHETIChammad the BEAUTIFUL

SWOLEhammad the RIPPED

TANKhammad the RESOLUTE

PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGhammad the INTIMIDATING

GLAREhammad the DOMINEERING

JUGGERNAUGHThammad the UNSTOPPABLE

DISCIPLINEDhammad the ENLIGHTENED

PRAYERhammad the SPIRITUAL

POTENThammad the VIRILE

ALMIGHTYhammad the INVINCIBLE

VALORhammad the DAUNTLESS

IMPERIOUShammad the DOMINATOR

INVICTUShammad the ETERNAL

MAELSTROMhammad the TITANIC

QUAKEhammad the SPACE-TIME SHAKING

COLOSSUShammad the LEVIATHAN

BEHEMOTHhammad the MASTODONIC

MONSTERhammad the TERRIFYING

LORDhammad the KING

DEITYhammad the PROPHET

CRIMSONhammad the LEGEND

SUPERNOVAhammad the TRANSIENT

CHADHAMMAD THE DUST

DUSTCHAD THE HAMMAD

CHADHAMMAD THE CHAD

KINGCHAD THE LORDPROPHET

THE CHAD OF CHADS

ENCHAD CHADHAMMAD

CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD

ENTER DUSTHAMMAD
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>>105279923
first good post in months
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Ponzi is fighting this weekend? Nice
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>>105279923
I-I KNEEL
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Ponzi has similar JUST hair to Paulo. Nigga probably just took 2 years off to do steroids
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>>105279866
HA HA HA HA HA HA
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i care mostly for LW. would like to see lee or johnson again. but no iacinta or dos anjos.
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>>105278546
damn gooby looks crushed
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Kevin Lee? More like Kevin Lose
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>>105280143
haha yeah
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>>105280143
i know. i like his style. power puncher and not the smartest..similar to garth
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>>105280143
Lee would be champ by now if Iaquinta didn't exist to cockblock him
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>>105280178
Wtf is Al up to. I forgot he fought Dookie
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knocked out prime Arlovski btw
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>>105280207
Recovering from knee surgery or something
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>My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this thread immediately.
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>>105280230
Damn Artem looks like THAT?
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>>105278694
He talked about it on his pod, I think his main reason was he had gotten back into doing regular standup comedy so he didn't want to be flying all over the globe for fights anymore so years ago he reworked his contract to only be for ppvs in the US.
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>>105279021
Looks like a thin and lean slink johnson
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>>105278546
Where did you find this? I need sauce.
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From the archives:

https://twitter.com/nickdiaz209/status/707141678180671488
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>>105279292

If it was BJJ it would be called gay! - Sambo "master"
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>generic hip hop walkout
INSTANT unboying
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>>105278546

Reminds me of the Jose Aldo loss and the footage of the locker room except Conor isn't Brazilian and doesn't cry!
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>>105278546
>>105278670
The face of a broken man.
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>>105280380
>rocky theme song as walkout
instant boy
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yoel romero, gsp and khabieber...<< these guys would make great ufc commentators
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>>105280334
what's wrong with this guy
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Built for Ngannou.
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>>105280449
Nothing. Durianrider is Nick's spiritual guru
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test
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>>105280443
i know theres a spanish lanuage stream for the ufc so yoel could be on that maybe, i dont really know what hes like
if there ever were french or russian broadcasts then maybe honestly
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>>105280330
here you go spain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEZxVhYH8wE
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>>105280443
All three of those guys are incredibly well-spoken in their native languages.
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>>105278670
>tfw no text back
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>>105280461
>Built for Ngannou.
We get it faggot, you want nigganou to fuck you. Stop posting that shit already.
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>>105280591
Ok brit ... Sorry.
I'm hetero.
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>>105280646
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately.
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Anybody else miss Mike Goldberg? At least he had a decent voice and energy level for broadcasting. Besides DC and Joe Rogan (who are at least capable of getting excited), every other guy the UFC puts next to a mic is total nyquil and a hopeless charisma vacuum.

These generic soft-spoken guys fucking stink. Put somebody loud and fun up there. If I have to hear the Sleepy Dragon on the microphone one more time, I'm going to share a stream link just to fuck Dana the only way I can.
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>>105280703
he still works, but for bellator now
check him out next bellator event
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>>105280703
Schaub could be this generations Goldberg
Dana needs to get over their little beef and look at the big picture
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What do you fellas think of the recent comments on Spencer Fisher (crippling cte) and Dana? Spencer was one of the breakout era spicy favorites.
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>>105280742
Not a huge fan, but agreed. Schaub at least is energic and fun and has a bit of bass in his voice.
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>>105280703
goldberg is just a fucking soundboard and said so much ridiculous stuff
i prefer these cookie cutter idiots that scream OHHHHHHHHHHHHH all night to that dude at least they say something else outside of screaming shit
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I DON'T KNOW JOE, I THINK HE CAN STILL GO FOR A WIZARD KICK
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>>105280753
For anybody that hasn't seen this yet.
https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/1/12/21554602/the-cost-of-being-the-king-spencer-fisher-ufc
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>>105280546
soul
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>>105280887
>>105280753
sorry i dont click links youll have to copy/paste it here
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>>105280461
post her son
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>>105280675
Thanks
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>>105280802
It's a live broadcast, you're not supposed to be perfect. Let me tell you a major problem with these jobbers on the commentary, they are afraid of saying anything 'wrong'. So they don't say anything with good timing, with any conviction, or provide any immediate reactions. The result is a total snoozefest on the commentary team, where my only entertainment is checking /heem/ comments between rounds. Nothing comes from the heart. It's all just their safe takes delivered with zero energy.

Except DC, the only guy with any soul or enthusiasm they let near a mic. And I've grown to hate Joe Rogan, but at least he still gets excited sometimes.
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>>105280675
I went too far...I had a moment of weakness. I come to /heem/ for positivity and I was poisoning the well.
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Can I please get a stream link b? Just one so I can see my heems again. It’s been so long
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>>105279199
>Olivera
>Covington
>Gilbert
>Conor

nah
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>>105280443
>Gsp
is already a commentator for the French stream, i cannot never see him live though. He talks too much to say too little most of the time, but he is very vivid as a narrator.

>Yoel
Really passionate speaking and good choice of vocabulary. Truly astounding, for a Black Cuban, he is smart.

>Khabib
Really poor vocabulary and sentence construction, but he packs mighty short sentences and sayings, he also has a nice sense of humour.


Fedor is the best speaker in MMA, truly profound and thoughtful. His Russian is laconic and beautiful.
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>>105280966
thats fucking illegal
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I'm going into withdrawal
I need heems to distract me from my shitty life
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>>105280932
Oh right, I'll do it myself. I'm not kidding, that's her son, not adopted.
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>>105281057
the heem drought has been tawlf b
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>>105281057
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>>105281020
>for a Black Cuban, he is smart.

RACIST
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>>105281063
That little chimp has a bad case of alopecia.
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is rafael fiziev a meme fighter
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>>105281063
Do you get paternal instincts for a baby that looks nothing like you?
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>>105281393
muay thai kick boxer who hasnt had to grapple anyone yet in the ufc
we'll see
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huge signing
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>>105281470
I thought he retired
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>>105281470
>Salmon is back on the menu

Based.
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Max Holloway told Ariel Helwani there will be 5000-8000 people in attendance for his fight on Saturday.
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>>105281470
salmon has had a rough career, its tawlf
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>>105281503
boss moves only this year
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Reminder Wonderboy beat both Till and Woodley
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>>105281470
thought he died in the ring, nice to see you can't keep a good fish down
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>>105279923
The taker of protein rich saudi sheikh style shits
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>>105281411
>Paternal instincts
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>>105281485
وو
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>>105281020
I wish I could understand fedor
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>>105281611
doesnt protein powder give you kidney stones
is there a strategic advantage to kidney stones; could i use one in a fight
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>>105281707
The pain of passing a kidney stone conditions your heart
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>>105281707
that's mum science there's nothing wrong with protein powder as long as you eat real food as well
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>>105281679
translates to "has been"
why did you respond in arabic
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>>105280920
>(((CTE can only be diagnosed after a person has died)))
and can no longer file a law suit
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>>105281768
interesting, I tried to translate "Woo" into arabic and it said "Waw" but there was also those little arabic symbols
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3 wins in Bellator and Dana will be begging Yoel to come back
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>>105281470
He's a real one at least, most fighters would quit after the career he's had so far
Actually why doesn't he just get another job at this point because it's clearly not working out for him
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>>105281768
I googled it and got some kpop guy
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>>105281771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDoUooGrM6w
learn to insert videos and not playlists, renoir
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>>105281839
you answered your own question
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>>105281886
>Romero is finished
How do you figure? He beat Israel convincingly
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>>105281910
based
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>>105281886
those armpits <3
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>>105282026
Israel would make you forfeit in 1 minute
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is it just me or max sounds more CTE’d than usual
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>>105282026
cope
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>>105282103
>I leave no turn unstoned
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christmas romero
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>>105282080
Forfeit out of boredom after I put him in a coma? Definitely
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>>105282150
It's different, you're a thicc boi
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Max Holloway: ‘Hard to be mad’ about Alexander Volkanovski loss when ’80 to 90 percent of the world thought I won the fight’
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>>105282196
is he a chunky monkey?
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>>105282264
tbf does anyone think volk won?
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>>105282338
Volk easily won both fights
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>>105282272
Well, he is quite hairy..
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>>105282264
>>105282338
I did actually lean towards Volk for the last 3 rounds.
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>>105282363
except the second one which he clearly lost
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So you want to be a fucking fighter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QeUTrSobv8
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>>105282264
>80 to 90 percent of the world thought I won the fight’
More like 80-90% of casuals. Alex won that fight clean, he dealt with some adversity in the 1st and maybe 2nd and then adapted and out struck and out cardio'd Max. That's what it is to be Champion and that's why he's still Champion. That one judge that scored it for Max was a retard and is the reason ufc judges get a bad rap.
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>>105282380
>that shoulder
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ok so we've established that nobody apart from one retarded leaf and a couple coping ausmutts think volkCAN won
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>>105282380
Not gonna lie I'd fuck her
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>>105282506
I thought he won too but it was close
No one even disagrees that the deciding factor was one round which was close so I don't get the complaints about it being a robbery, it can't be both a robbery and close
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>>105282512
bro she'd be like a plastic bag full of chicken bones
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max won all 5 rounds
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>>105282380
>>105282435
how long does eugenia cooney last in the octagon with ngannou?
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>>105282569
in both fights
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>>105282569
10*
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>>105282558
Nah b, imagine how tight she'd be. Definitely a good fuck
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Max already win the trilogy.
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>>105282506
He won mate, keep crying Abdul.
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>>105282581
can she even walk up the stairs to the octagon
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what happens if max loses to Alex a third time
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>>105278510
>Dan “my woman fuck negros while I'm abroad Hardy” twice
thats infuriating
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>>105282435
imagine armbar'ing her
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LEECH DEATH ON FULL COLOR
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>>105282652
he goes down the Jose Aldo route of being flushed
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>>105282661
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Why is Marvin Bitchtori acting like his fat italian wasn't handed to him by Based Izzy?
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>>105282553
max 1,2,4
just watched it
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>>105282652
Move up to 155.
Dana said if Max loses to Kattar "he's going to have to make a big decision".
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>>105282680
what kinda ferrero rocher are those
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>>105282680
nah b ponzi is getting LEECH'd
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I miss the Slovakian Silva fan
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>>105282774
I don't think they are that, good chocolate bro
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>>105282738
>max
>4
by what metric?
he was outstruck and taken down
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>>105281613
Some nice white French cuck will wife this, kek.
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>>105282882
Hmm...
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>He won mate, keep crying Abdul.
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>>105282778
>destroy some guy's eyeball once
>now everyone is against him forever
Why is this blatant anti-Chinese sentiment allowed
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Carnage, violence, destruction... Did gaycheese land a single shot against Habib?
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>>105282851
better more impactful strikes, takedown achieved nothing
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>>105282945
kek he actually did hit him with a good combo, but khabib just continued
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>>105282652
Do you go to hispa? I think posting streams there will be safe
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Carnage, violence, destruction... Did gaycheese land a single shot against Habibomagomedov
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The biggest accomplishment is almost beating jonjones and now he's gonna fadeinto obscurity. Sad
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Rozenstruik on March 13.
HW CHAMP GANE 2021
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The biggest accomplishment is almost beating jonjones and now he's gonna fadeinto obscurity. Sadomagomedov
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>>105283058
Reyes, santos or Gus?
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The biggest accomplishment is almost beating jonjones and now he's gonna fadeinto obscurity. Sadomedov
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How did you explain Heem to your grandma? Mine is getting really suspicious
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Is there anyone easier to rev into a seethe than Australian Volkanovski fans? I thought Aussies were supposed to be good at banter
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>>105283155
says the american
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>>105283155
they're good at banter with everyone else as soon as you criticise an aussie fighter/sport/thing they're shockingly thin skinned
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>>105283115
All of them really.
The only one who actually had a chance was that literal retard lionheart. He just should have said he can't continue
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>>105283180
I'm not :')
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>>105283115
How much is a PPV for you?
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All of them really.
The only one who actually had a chance was that literal retard lionheart. He just should have said he can't continuemagomedov
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>6'5
>ripped to shreds
why is he a beta male cuck when he looks like an alpha?
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>>105283018
no I hate that place.
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Apparently, the plan is set Gaethje vs Diaz so that Diaz can get a noteworthy win and make Conor vs Diaz III for the LW belt in summer.
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>>105283271
can you please take this to asp
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Can't wait until Ortega exposes le shitty kickboxing pitterpatter merchant
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Got the paki on a string lads
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>>105278510
>dan hardy
Why?
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>>105283295
he said the ortega word :/
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>>105283282
nah it's gonna be diaz vs tony
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>>105283282
too bad gaethje beats the fuck out of him
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I miss sex, bros...
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>>105283241
Free on ESPN or fox, but ABC isn't in argentina so i gonna have to stream it
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it’s going to be nate vs rda
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>>105283395
I want to fuck Lexee but It's too late now.
I'm not in my prime.
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>>105283282
Absolutely zero source from you on it being Gaethje.
Dana said it's not Ferguson and they're targeting Gaethje vs Oliveira.
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pitter-patter turbomanlet bros...
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>>105283475
i'm pro volk also.
holloway is a cancer
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Who is Lexee?
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Without looking up, who exactly did khamzat beat in the ufc?
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>>105283486
he said it's not ferguson unless diaz fights at 155. Now he's saying that diaz is fighting at 155, so it's probably ferguson
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>>105283531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs5M-R3vgIY
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>>105283545
THE shart!!!!
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>>105283545
the guy that got pitter pattered by some korean bum and the other younger guy that lost again recently
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>>105283486
thats good news for tony fans. he cant lose 3times in a row.
a-ai-aint it so?
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>>105283590
>>105283590
>>105283586
Yeah idk either. I remember the name merschat but i never heard of that guy before
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>>105283590
the iron turtle is a future champion bro, he is the greatest wrestler in the history of south korea and beats usman and adesanya ez
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>>105283590
uhhhh fellow kazmatbros, is this true...
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>>105278668
Does this mean we will finally get a fight companion again? It's the only thing he does that is consistently entertaining.
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>>105283545
none literally, he has a prelim bum tier record I don’t know why everybody suck his cock so much
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>>105283545
Rhys Mckee
Greg Meershart
The other one
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>>105283486
could be that they were targeting Gaychese vs Oliveira until Nate decided to move to 155, it's most likely he fights one of those two
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>>105283679
>likes volCANovski
>likes chumpaev
do you like any good fighters?
>>105283716
EPIC CHINSTRAP BEARD BRO
HECKIN BEARS
FRICKIN COMBAT SAMBO
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>>105283716
because it's easily apparent to anyone who relies on more than being a statsnerd that he has a strong skillset
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>>105283395
y-yeah haha me too...
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>>105283792
the only way to assess someone's skillset in MMA is by watching them face high quality opposition which is something he has not done
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Anyone got Belle Delphine's new vid btw?
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>>105283835
it was on the /sp/ catalogue a few ago
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>>105283831
>the only way to assess someone's skillset in MMA is by watching them face high quality opposition
patently untrue and extremely retarded
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the iron turtle beat phillips more impressively than hazmat
future GOAT right here, right?
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>>105283271
There's nothing alpha about having to use steroids
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heh by boy...just needs a little more time....
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>>105278656
It is what it is
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>>105283765
shhhh there there little baby
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>>105283835
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>>105283887
his fight was actually pretty based and funny, I hope he becomes ranked eventually
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>>105283880
if you are serious about MMA analysis, that's the way to do it
if you just want to have fun riding a hypetrain and calling any new prospect a future GOAT then yeah sure you don't have to follow that
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>>105283545
Shart
John Philips?
Ryan McDicky?
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>>105283887
>deicsion more impressive than dominant finish
you little bit stupid guy eh brazza?
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>>105283956
>beating a decent fighter in one punch is the same as a sd over him
ok brainlet
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>>105283953
he called out chumpaev to fight in a night club
based turtle
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call me when khambastard faces magomed magomedov
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>>105284012
>a fighter's chin is not affected by being knocked out cold just a few months prior to a fight
based still seething retard
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>>105283947
Thanks. Maybe you should shoot Lexee a message, you never know
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>the best magomed magomedov is a manlet manletov
it's not fair brehs...
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>>105284081
prove it
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>>105284106
I have too much mental problems. She deserve better even if she's a whore.
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>>105283969
but the beat THE strikes record bro and THE strikes record is why fagrat is the future GOAT for sure bro!!!!
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>>105284081
oh yh man i'm the one who's seething for certains
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>>105284134
it has already been proven by the diligent investigators at snopes dot com
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>>105284159
what are you even talking about. take your meds
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If you think you're so tough, why not prove it in satan's backyard?
https://youtu.be/Hpf2e4ETAsg
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>>105284171
yes you are lel, you constantly brag about "not being revved by spammy" and then end up giving me like 50 (You)s in a back and forth argument that usually ends with you shouting "retard!!!!!" in impotent rage
you should be glad most people ignore hazmat arguments by now because it's a real bad look for you :')
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>>105284264
*heems you*
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The moniker "Blessed" was coined by his friends after seeing him constantly pushing himself in the gym without really taking any breaks.[68]

Holloway is an alto saxophone player.[7]
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>>105284152
Don't put her on a pedestal, bro. I'm sure she doesn't deserve someone decent
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>>105284279
>seething about one man everyday for 3 months
>not impotent rage
believe it or not some people don't end up in actual tears over 4channel mma discussion
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>>105284382
>some people don't end up in actual tears over 4channel mma discussion
not sure who that's supposed to describe so I'm gonna guess you are admitting you have done this. Probably when I pointed out you linked me an article you did not actually read that said the exact opposite of the point you were arguing. It's ok little buddy, you will learn how to read one day. It takes time for some "special" people :')
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>>105284159
dont forget the shortest consecutive fight records

dont forget to cope, seethe, and dilate
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Hello. Is this the free money agency? Yes, I would like to place a bet of one favela and 15 liters of Guaraná Antarctica on Goobster and Archdookie Danz Candinand via heem. When can I collect my free money?
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Heeminder that I am much more handsome than the Swede.
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>>105284476
>not sure who that's supposed to describe
oh there's this one swedish guy who always comes here getting really upset over caucusus fighters and spamming the general with tism whenever someone likes a fighter he doesn't like, it's kinda sad actually he's so dedicated to heem that he changes flags every week to evade bans
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>>105284264
whens the femboy fighting next
>>105284301
hes too good for their division, time for bellator
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>>105283545
Peon Edwho very soon
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so... now that trump is officially over whats gonna be his next grift?
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>>105284575
>JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!!!

*b&s u for off topic epic style
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>>105284575
oh yeah but he is having lots of fun knowing he's on the right side of history and in a couple of months this whole general will be kneeling in front of him. are you SURE you are not the one seething? because, oh dear, it really seems like you are!
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I just wish I had the same dedication to learn useful skills as the swedish loon has to seething on khamzat's cock 20 hours a day
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I don’t even know anymore who would win between tony and nate
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>>105284558
Poor bets fren I will give you a glimpse into 200 IQ betting genius with my Poirier/Chandler/Kattar parlay
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Nobody wins a can fight bro
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>>105284645
hey it's the free money for bookies guy
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>>105284597
just keep doing the bit and saying that the election was rigged
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>>105284533
>the shortest consecutive fight records
I agree, it is very impressive to be able to tool on two punching bags in two weeks. Everyone who does this at the gym is a future GOAT
>>105284216
>he doesn't know about the strikes record
oh dear oh dear, you truly know nothing about MMA. you really just come here to get to talk to me awww
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>>105284609
>MUST. GO. INTO. AUTISTIC RAGE SOMEBODY. MENTIONED.. MUSLIM. FIGHTER.
it can't be healthy to live your life like this
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>>105284631
tony ofc. he must win...pls
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>>105284645
>poirier
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>>105284631
Nate still doesn't know what leg kicks are
Old man Tony still takes it
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>>105284597
>implying he doesnt just swap to punished maga mode
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>>105284712
now post legs jon
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Talmbout Nate THE great?
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>>105284597
do a complete 180 and become an antifa tranny joe biden supporter
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>>105284618
what's the point of trying to pretend this is a different poster?
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>>105284597
Punished MAGA Colby is literally unbeatable
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>>105284597
We /cruzmissile/ now
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>>105284811
Colby will single handedly win the delegates for Cruz
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>>105284769
You have to be actually autistic to think that was me pretending I'm someone else and not just me going along with the formatting of your post
I know you are somehow capable of posting messages here but are you SURE you're literate?
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>>105284683
surely, in all the years of UFC and even MMA, some cutbaby who im sure you also dislike would've been able to do that by now. I'm sure many are capable, and in some ways it might be easier -- however that go-getter attitude should rightly be encouraged by both the fans and consequently the UFC. Don't you agree?
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Only three days until Max embarrasses Kattar and everyone on heem acts like they knew it was going to happen all along.
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>>105284854
>you upset so much I felt the need to reply twice
nice spamz, nice
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Usman has It days counted bye bye blackiblackie
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>>105284913
you have to given me about 100 (You)s by now, wonder what that says about you :')
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>>105284903
Thank you for your ignorance Kattar should be a -170 favorite
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>>105278608
Joe only does USA based PPVs now.
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>>105284961
What is wrong with his ears?
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>>105284961
Didn’t this guy almost die? Tough to know if he will ever be the same
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>>105284967
what does this logic say about a guy who literally spends 22 hours a day in heem posting about the exact same thing?
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Thoughts????

https://streamable.com/08kc9
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>>105284961
he looks like a caricature
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>>105285009
cauliflower ear
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>>105284903
Min is the overwhelming favorite, nobody actually thinks Canvin will win
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>>105285009
Coliflower
>>105285018
Comeback stronger than ever
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>>105284811
Did this guy do anything of significance during this election shitshow?
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>>105285054
Alpha move from Dom
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>>105285074
That happens to you if you eat too much cauliflower? But why?
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Goddamnit please come back calendar
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the man to end the poocanovski meme
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>>105285042
you keep ducking and it seems like I have also found another thing to say about you - very prone to exaggeration and melodramatics :')
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>>105285163
>joe rogan: Y-Y-Youre wrong!!!
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>>105284903
I haven’t seen a single person pick kattar
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>>105285167
Too much estrogen
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>>105285160
https://youtu.be/fOkQbDLp1Kk
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>>105285091
I do
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>>105285168
Luke Thomas
JAJAJAJJA
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>>105285177
I wish it wasn't true but you said it yourself 'I'm the nate diaz of posting' genuinely concerning the amount of time you spend on heem
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>>105285160
he chided the people on twitter
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>>105285235
I’m picking Kattar. Why you ask, because he’s going to win that’s why
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>>105285235
>>105285091
I'm picking kattar
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>>105285258
Scuse me SIR, Luke Thomas is respected on heem.com
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>>105278540
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>>105285238
No but really its just tissue damage with accumulated blood and fluids, guy should be draining his ear but some guys like they way it looks
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>>105278540
>>105285339
this is edited right?
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>>105285347
It also can calcified so It becomes like bone
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>>105285336
Who?
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>>105285247
>>105285327
I hope you didn't bet money on it b
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>>105285378
no
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Ngl steve-o has been dropped from the Boyhood contract after begging fighters to give him cauliflower ear
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>>105285466
the max from his last 2 fights loses handily to calvin
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>>105285388
That's correct, there's only a little time you have before the fluids harden and its a hassle to work with a syringe, plus its a badge of honor in bjj
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Max if the favourite but you have to remember that Zabit was the favourite too when fighing Kattar and even though he won that he would have lost if it was a 5 round fight, Kattar was pieceing him up towards the end of the 2nd and well into the 3rd. It will be the same because Max is like Zabit, Max might have success in the 1st and maybe 2nd but it will pull away from him and Kattar wins.
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>>105285486
>went life or death with Dan Ige
no matter how flushed Max is, he still won't lose to Canvin
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>>105285466
I have already bet $40 and will be securing myself one premium version of Cyberpunk 2077 with my winnings
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>>105285529
but he didn't go life or death you mong he dominated. only one of them recently lost too a midget
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>>105285517
>Max is like Zabit
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The Boston Bomber
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>>105285517
volkan better hope not because he's getiing taken to the meat grinder if he ever has to fight kattar
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>>105285602
THE Boston Bomber? beast of a kill count b
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>>105285590
Max is way worse than Zabit wouldn’t be suprised if Kattar heems him in the 4th
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zashit sucks and kattar would've heemed him in the 4th
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>>105285623
Volk pitter patters and leg kicks Kattar to a unanimous decision
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>>105285691
THIS
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>>105285691
That’s why that clown Zabeet refuses 5 rounders guy is a fraud cut babby cardiolet
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Why won't Rogan just admit to being on steroids? He can talk about every other drug on the planet but for some reason he insists on pretending his body is the result of his meme diets
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>>105285702
you see how max dropped him twice in 2 rounds? kattar does the same but his head slaps the canvas and he doesn't get back up
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>>105285753
hes admitted to roids and hgh
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>it was certainly a fight
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>>105285810
when
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>>105285753
I remember him admitting he was on TRT
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he's actually gonna win the hw belt isn't he
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>>105285753
he's admitted to trt
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2012 and 2020. Flat, flabby body.
Super lean and ripped in 2015, went on a great run, physique visibly declines year by year and now he's 1-3 in his last 4.
Can we finally out Max Holloway as a drug cheat? I suspect he is/was an EPO user, amongst other PEDs.
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>>105285054
name a better example of "talentless hack" than joe rogan
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>>105285821
No
He's still flushed
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>>105285821
Stipe probably heems him
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>>105285818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEce1DRsRwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yKwS6YFU_U
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>>105285691
its also hilarious that zabum and yair have some mutually assured destruction pact where they both disappear
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>>105285841
Max looks better with long hair that’s my key takeaway
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>>105285821
>puts on 20 lbs of muscle
>gasses in 2 rounds
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>>105285854
Any of his friends other than Eddie
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>>105285841
why do people get these giant muddy tattoos that just look like a diseased grey stain on their bodies?
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>>105285821
100% natty 25lbs of pure muscle in a couple of months
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>>105285854
Bryan Callen
Chris D'elia
those two assistants he has like Redban and Jamie
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>>105285900
>>105285926
You're actually right, those guys are talentless hacks that orbit a talentless hack
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>>105285874
good. both overrated meme strikers
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>>105285841
Holy fuck just look at his physique decline after USADA shows up.
Fuck Holloway, I hope Kattar heems him into oblivion.
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>>105285821
>literally, LITERALLY ducked Poominick Reyes
Nigganou is flatlining him
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>>105285940
Rogan is like your 100 Iq retard friend who reads quasi intellectual pop culture books and then just regurgitates their opinions
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>>105285977
He's a lot worse than that, your typical midwit that does that shit knows deep down they're stupid and usually don't take themselves too seriously. Rogan, having stumbled into great wealth and amassing a legion of midwit followers riding his nuts 24/7, actually thinks he's some kind of intellectual and american icon.
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>>105286143
BROCK SMASH
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New Jiri interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxVu3Ad32Q
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>>105286143
Rogan is God's little experiment to see if a man, naturally a meathead, can evolve and surpass his natural limitations through wisdom, AlphaBrain, talking to intellectuals, and various other controlled experiments that Joe partakes in combined with a variety of social interactions and boring comedians as a baseline to test his wit,. (failed spectacularly with Theo Von)
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>>105286143
There’s always gonna be a couple of retards that strike it rich that’s just how probabilities work
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>>105285821
*still gets mogged by his brothers*
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>>105282405
read that the other day, I don't think many gyms have that spar hard and knock each other out mentality anymore.
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Where would you be if you were born in the same conditions as future UFC heavyweight champion Francis Ngannou?
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>>105285908
he's samoan so i would hope the tats actually have real meaning for him
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>>105286281
chunk jones would b a serious problem for ngannou
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>>105286311
dead
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>>105286311
Dead. Some fellow nignogs would have killed me to get to the gold inside of my bald head.
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>>105286315
Are all Hawaiians Somaons?
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jones FUCKING lost to reyes and santos, he's done, he's flushed, it's over. GOOD DAY
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>>105286448
it's 20pm bro
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>>105286439
no a lot have japanese and indigenous ancestry
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>>105286448
HE WON AGAINST SANTOS NIGGA
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>>105286460
if you make fun of this post your favorite wmma fighter will die in her sleep tonight
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>>105286281
Bros, I've got super wide hips like Jon's bro in the red shirt. Am I going to make it?
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>>105286448
>>105286448
Don’t tell me what type of day to have!
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>>105286525
Are you trying to be an obese chunky black man?
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>>105286525
>Wide hips
He's an NFL Lineman, it's fat, bro
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>>105286525
you're probably memeing but having wide hips and narrow shoulders is the most unaesthetic male body type. It looks bad if you're skinny, fat or muscular. there's really no way to circumvent it. I hope that at least you're not a manlet.
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>>105286525
if you bulk up then it's not even bad
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Brazilians are my bitches
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>>105286639
Colby-sama, i kneel
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>>105286578

Not memeing. I'm strongfat. It looks bad, but I find having wide hips make you pretty strong. I'm usually able to overpower hiplets in sports.

I'm not a manlet, at least.
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>RNCs gooby for the strap
>Twisters Khabitch to defend it
Nothing personnel, parceiro
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>>105286671
How many pl8s you deadlift bro?
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Has Joe Rogan acknowledged Eddie Bravo or Bryan Callen's existence since he moved to spotify?
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>>105286749
khabib would ragdoll this can
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>>105286770
what happened to bryan callen after the whole big bad rapist thing?
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>>105285269
oh dear oh dear, he takes joke comments that seriously. it seems my autism comment was a lot more true than even i thought.
Oh and you realize that seeing that post you means you have also been online just as much?
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>>105286749
he's getting heemed by Nate Diaz
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>>105286749
Why does Charles own horses?
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>>105286749
Khabib is unironically untappable.
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>>105286784
khabib has LITERALLY never fought anybody with good jiu-jitsu, he's getting twistered in 90 seconds
>inb4 b-but RDA
Can that got tapped TWICE by heckin' all time leader in wins cerrone
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>>105286823
Tony would have tapped Khabib pre 2018
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HEEM ME UP
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the massive amount of cope to deal with Khabib's greatness is amazing. so many heemsters exposing themselves as childish cazzies
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HEEM ME UP INSIDE
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>>105286749
if Paul heckin Felder was able to fight off every submission attempt and just stay in his guard, I'm sure Khabib will have no problem with this goof.
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>>105286823
he tapped to RDA
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>>105286890
>the can who got tapped by anthony pettis and ricardo lamas
>>105286891
why because he beat poovin pee?
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>>105286934
WOW KHABIB HAS FOUGHT 24 DAGGYSTANNY CANS AND HE BEAT THE AL IQUANTA GOAT
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>>105286891
How? Keep in mind Khabib is much better at jiu jitsu than Tony.
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>khabitch good
gee, sure smells like CAZ in here
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>>105286981
Before Tony got neutered by psych meds he was a legit munster

>>105287007
No
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>>105286934
Goat of lw not mma, cope and seethe now
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>>105287054
>he thinks no is an argument
thanks for exposing yourself as a casual retard
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After Du Bronx taps Conor in the 1st will that lil bitch Kabitch keep hiding in that third world shithole?
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>>105287054
You think in a million years Khabib would get mounted by Kevin Lee? Real jiu jitsu is all about the mount and the back, getting to one of those spots and never getting mounted or giving up your back under any condition.
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>>105286934
>>
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>>105287056
even then the goat of LW is BJ Penn
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>>105287160
this has been debunked
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>>105287136
how wet do you think she got
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>>105287108
did you watch the fight? getting mounted was part of his strategy so he could get Kevin Pee into the arm triangle
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>>105287179
let the bong make it
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>>105287206
>losing two rounds was part of his strategy
advanced cope
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>>105287206
This guy gets it nice to know not everyone in heem is an unwashed cazzie pos
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kattar wins this weekend...then poirier the next

screen cap this you mongoloids
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>>105287315
>poirier winning
funniest post in this thread desu
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>>105279046
>>105279227

No Rogan, Hardy or Cruz. I call this a win.
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>>105287315
You just need to get on the Chandler train also
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>>105283887
Almost felt sorry for Phillips here
He clearly wasn't badly hurt but is so terrible on the ground that he just had to lie there and take it looking annoyed
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make a thread you fucking cans
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>>105287467
I don’t know how
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>>105279866
Who's the owner of this bunda?
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>>105283887
The Iron Turtle is the guy to beat Jizzy.
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Looks like it's up to me
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>>105287612
>>105287612
>>105287612
you're welcome
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>>105286769
>deadlifting
meme
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>>105287263
tony didn't lose two rounds cazzie
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>>105285054
Best thing Cruz has ever said.
I usually mute cards and listen to music whenever Rogan is on commentary. I'll go back and listen if there's a decision I didn't agree with to see if they saw something different.



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