news:-Leon "Rocky" Edwards fights again on March 13thlinks:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Edwardshttps://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/21429-leon-edwardshttps://www.instagram.com/leon_edwardsmma/https://twitter.com/leon_edwardsmmaprevious:>>105270542leonrockyedwards.com
>Commentators for Holloway vs Kattar: Jon Anik, Daniel Cormier and Dan Hardy.>Commentators for Chiesa vs Magny: John Gooden, Paul Felder and Dan Hardy.>Commentators for Poirier vs McGregor 2: Jon Anik, Daniel Cormier and Paul Felder.https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/lists/commentary-teams-broadcast-plans-set-for-three-event-stretch-on-fight-island-ending-with-ufc-257
I like Leon Edwards man, he gets too much hate
"both [Edwards and Chimaev] are now said to be fully fit">I CAN'T FIGHT LEON, MY LEWNGS ARE A BALLOON>*goes on vacation during what was supposed to be camp/weight cut time*>Wow, it's a miracle, it only took two weeks but I'm healthy again!interesting
Best heem of the UFC ?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1610469661391.webm
McGregor post fight footage from the Khabib fight
>>105278491>the guy rooting for Chimpaev the jihadist intends to commit a mass shootingLike attracts like!
>>105278547James vick season starts bros
>>105278519Listen brit, for me It's Tony.
>>105278510>no Joe RoganAbsolutely based.
Ankalaev will be LHW champ by the end of the year
REMINDER that kevin holland is a bum if you compare him and khamzat's fights with philips and the shart it's obvious who the better fighter is
>>105278632it's entirely possible
>>105278608Dana is slowly getting rid of Rogan
>>105278608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufnTXNoXAqw&the is such a fucking snake, literally a different person depending on who he is talking to
>>105278646Rogan only does PPVs in the continental US, this is how it's been for years, I don't know why it's so hard for cazzies to figure this out.
>>105278632not so fast
>>105278510I can't remember Hardy sharing a booth with anyone but Gooden
>>105278639Except Jacare would absolutely humiliate Shitfag
>>105278681at 41? doubt it
>>105278668Why doesn't he travel?
>>105278689Cumsplat has never beaten anyone as good as a 41 year old Jacare
>>105278694Too much travel time I assume, he makes way more money off the podcast so that's his priority and traveling around the world would interfere with that.
>>105278710>he hasn't =/= he can'tholland and khamzat have 2 opponents in common, if you watch these fights it's obvious to non-cazzies who the better prospect is
Hemminder that Ryan Hall turns down any fights outside of the USA and any opponents that he feels are beneath him
If Dustin can outlast Conror and turn it into a dogfight he can win. I don't believe 2021 Conorn has the hesrt for dogfigjts. He's coming in to try to take Dustin out as quick as possible.
Gotta love Dana kek
>>105278753he beat THE damage, put some hespec on his name
>>105278743>if you watch these fights it's obvious to non-cazzies who the better prospect isthat's MMA math, only cazzies do that. Also, Holland has clearly improved a lot throughout 2020, he looked way more comfortable on the ground with jacare.>he hasn't =/= he can'tThere is no reason to believe Dumbrat can beat a 41 year old Jacare. Unless he proved otherwise (doubtful, as he is losing to Leon), Jacare would be the smart pick.
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I'd love to see Dana somehow receiving a brain-destroying and potentially life-ending heem
>>105278783comparing fights with the same opponent isn't mma math you genuine mongoloid
>>105278802>b-b-but the shart arguably beat Holland and ratlip knocked out the shart!!! That means ratlip is better than Holland!!!!and Tony beat Pettis who beat Oliveira. That means uhhhh that Tony is better than Oliveira?Also, Holland did not have the convenience of fighting GM3 three months after he was KO'd by Ian Heinisch :')
>>105278762it makes negotiations easier.
>>105278790thank you leafthis was a much needed and welcome reminder as i didn't realise how early this card was
>>105278841>and Tony beat Pettis who beat Oliveira. That means uhhhh that Tony is better than Oliveira? that's mma math because of the extra leap, it's not comparing fights with the exact same person > GM3 three months after he was KO'd by Ian Heinisch :')this is just cope. gm3 always sucked and so does holland
Lexee is the goat
>>105278901If you say that Chimpaev looked good against GM3 and Holland looked bad against GM3 which means that Chimpaev > HollandThen it would follow you also think thatTony looked good against Pettis and Oliveira looked bad against Pettis so Tony > Oliveira:')>this is just cope. gm3 always sucked and so does hollandGM3 was always bad but if you think "being knocked out cold just months before" is not the kind of thing that has an impact on the fight then you know nothing about MMA
>>105278896Did Khabib make Dana start this trend of having fights on at primetime in Europe? Because his last two fights were the same.
Batistas prostration at the hands of the Hollywood jew is particularly hard to take for me. He represents a great time when me and my friends would watch wrestling and there he was, this giant jacked up monster who didn't give a fuck. There was no such thing as BLM back then and trannies were openly ridiculed and considered mentally handicapped freaks. I'm just glad Eddie isn't here to see it.
>>105278956why do you keep bringing tony up? are you aware that he took one of the most horrendous 5 round beatings ever in between fighting pettis and oliviera?
>>105278983>why do you keep bringing tony up?It's called "analogy" my dear low iq friend. It shows why comparing performance against a common opponent does not tell the whole story. Oliveira improved a ton between Pettis and Tony. Holland is young, does not have many miles in him and is already showing steady improvement since the GM3 fight
>>105278963Well since those cards were in Abu Dhabi, they did it at primetime for the people there so they could attend (the first one) or watch them at a fair time. It was probably part of the abu dhabi deal or something. No idea about this one
>>105278968I hate to break it to you, but there's a decent chance Eddie "Viva La Raza" Guerrero would have supported BLM, or at least the goals of the movement, if not the movement itself. He definitely would have been disgusted by tranny acceptance. Those two issues are not as linked as you seem to think.
>>105279000you're disabled if you think those are comparable. unless chimaev received a career changing beating similar to tony-gaethje
>>105278510>felder for poirier vs conorNOOOOOOOOooooooooo
>>105279025Batista became such a fag, the fuck happened
>>105279044Chimaev has never even shown he's as good as prime Tony to begin with :')
>>105279025they're very linked because it's part of a larger agenda
Oliveira may have been a heartlet in the past but Magic Rock Oliveira is unheemable. Gaethje is going to need Tony's suicide ropes to beat him.
>>105279063irrelevant cope. concession accepted
>>105279046I don't like Felder, but he's more tolerable than Bisping
The man un the walls told Tony that khabib is taking STEROIDS so Tony started making a plan, lose to gaethje to let use him as a test to see how good khabib he realizado that he is old and khabib is taking steroids and aliens hormones so he decided he couldn't beat himHe booked.a figth with his doppelganger shadow clone to see if he was worthy mid figth he realize that Olivera was worthy but also that he couldn't beat khabib in his current state he allowed olivera to get him in the armbar to finally translate all his Cúcuy energy to olivera hoping is enough to beat khabib with his alien hormones steroidsTony gave everything to beat khabib and the faggots is duckingIslam khabib or ankalaev we Will get out revenge Tony bros
>>105279085It's very relevant actually. You're saying Chimaev would not look as bad as post-Geathje flushed Tony but there's no evidence he's even better than flushed Tony :')
>>105279131That's not me dipshit, I have talked shit about Gillespie multiple times. He's exactly the kind of of overhyped bum who only looks good against bums (much like Chimpaev) that I hate
Carcrash Chimpanzee is the greatest prospect in the history of sports, nay, any field really.
Kermit Chimichanga is the worst prospect in the history of sports, nay, any field really.
List of people khabib can't beat1: motivated connor 2: rock olivera3: colby covington4: Burns Gilbert5: usman
>>105279062James Gunn probably diddled him
>>105279163>n-noo that's the other autistic swede, he goes to another school lol >>105279132let me spell it out for you: comparing common opponents IS a good way to gauge fighters ability but when there's a massive amount of injuries and a career changing beating in between it stops being useful
>>105279199Gilbert Burns is a can that Khabitch could beat but the rest easily dominate him
GET READY LEECH
>>105279090i agree b
>>105279209>there is only one person in all of Swedenretard>but when there's a massive amount of injuries and a career changing beating in between it stops being usefulor, when, one of the fighters (Holland) has improved and beat a quality opponent since the fight while the other (Chimpaev) is still completely unproven. Then it also stops being useful.
There used to be a lot more Swedes posting here but now all of them seem to be gone aside from the Allstars buttboy presumably since they keep getting banned for "ban evasion" by retard mods
>>105279230>there's only one swedish retard on heemyes
>>105278510They should honestly have Anik and DC for as many cards as possible. Those guys are good enough together that any third guy is acceptable. They can even do it themselves without a third.
>>105279240there were a couple but I think some autist embarrassed them out of posting here
>>105279249the Dusthammad poster was also Swedish>inb4 t-t-that was also you!!!!Retard x2, I have always said that as much as I hate Khabib, it's delusional to think Dustbin can beat him. Gooby disposes of him easily as well.
>>105279250they sucked during the last PPV when they had Joe with them
>>105279258I think the only people embarrassed of their own flags here are actual brits who have to see a paki like you whiteknight muslims using their flag
>>105279261dusthammad poster is allstars guy. that's two and the original post is clearly you
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>>105279199Khabib probably subs Colby. Colby is like Gaethje, he never trains subs because le all american wrestling is all you need
>>105279275>waah everyone who disagrees with me is muslim you boy kevin holland, are you a jogger?
>>105279293if Maia or RDA couldn't sub Colby then Khabib would not be able to
>>105279283>dusthammad poster is allstars guy.ah, so now you understand there there is more than one person in the country of Sweden?> and the original post is clearly youClearly not as Gillespie fits multiple criteria of the kind of fighter I hate - overhyped, unproven and terribly inactive.>b-b-but I BELIEVE it's you!!!meds, schizo. now.
Will this rat faggot go up and figth Holland for the kung fu motherfucker belt? Or Will he keep ducking? calling himself kung fu King when Holland is doing 10 times better than him is disrespectfull
>>105279253Fine, sicker than your average muzzie killerTwist muzzies' heads offmuzzies fucking stink muzzies and gayersNo-pork eating playersTriple-K hooligans like Moon ManDead right if they head rightFucking your mom every nightMoon Man's been smooth since days of killing JewsNever loseNever choose to lynch Jews who do something to usTalk go through us your mom walked to usGet on a rape bus; screw us, who usYeah, KKK, muzzie babies I don't give a fuckStick it up the buttDare I not see at your ripe cherry pussyBang every porch monkey easily, busilyRecently niggers fronting ain't saying nothingMy cock khabibSuck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it
>>105279283>that's twoAlso, there were at least two or three "Allstars guys" posting here although only the "insider" buttboy still does. That's not even mentioning boxswede.>>105279298There is a notorious "brit" paki here who always whiteknights muslims. are you saying you're another one?
I juwt discovered that girls don't actually have a peniswtf brosWhy didn't you tell me this before niggers?
>>105279338please don’t use the n word here.
Because fags aren’t welcome
>>105279248Always chin up, even in defeat.
>>105279516Abella Danger to play basketball?
>>105279547It's Nastassia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XxA-v4_bn0
getting tired of commentary bias towards dookie dan. he's a 21-9 can. appealing to the shit kiwi audience I guess? His "win" over Felder wasn't even convincing.
>>105279751he's still beating Chandler
>>105279806Never watched Chandler fight but I can see it.
>>105279311Just stick them together for Rush Hour 4
>>105279806Chandler makes Dookie tap to strikes
>>105279806I hope so, imagine how embarrassing would be if he loses to a 5’7 bellator can
>>105279621Fucking hell, she's ugly.
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>>105279923first good post in months
Ponzi is fighting this weekend? Nice
Ponzi has similar JUST hair to Paulo. Nigga probably just took 2 years off to do steroids
>>105279866HA HA HA HA HA HA
i care mostly for LW. would like to see lee or johnson again. but no iacinta or dos anjos.
>>105278546damn gooby looks crushed
Kevin Lee? More like Kevin Lose
>>105280143i know. i like his style. power puncher and not the smartest..similar to garth
>>105280143Lee would be champ by now if Iaquinta didn't exist to cockblock him
>>105280178Wtf is Al up to. I forgot he fought Dookie
knocked out prime Arlovski btw
>>105280207Recovering from knee surgery or something
>My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this thread immediately.
>>105280230Damn Artem looks like THAT?
>>105278694He talked about it on his pod, I think his main reason was he had gotten back into doing regular standup comedy so he didn't want to be flying all over the globe for fights anymore so years ago he reworked his contract to only be for ppvs in the US.
>>105279021Looks like a thin and lean slink johnson
>>105278546Where did you find this? I need sauce.
From the archives:https://twitter.com/nickdiaz209/status/707141678180671488
>>105279292If it was BJJ it would be called gay! - Sambo "master"
>generic hip hop walkoutINSTANT unboying
>>105278546Reminds me of the Jose Aldo loss and the footage of the locker room except Conor isn't Brazilian and doesn't cry!
>>105278546>>105278670The face of a broken man.
>>105280380>rocky theme song as walkoutinstant boy
yoel romero, gsp and khabieber...<< these guys would make great ufc commentators
>>105280334what's wrong with this guy
Built for Ngannou.
>>105280449Nothing. Durianrider is Nick's spiritual guru
>>105280443i know theres a spanish lanuage stream for the ufc so yoel could be on that maybe, i dont really know what hes likeif there ever were french or russian broadcasts then maybe honestly
>>105280330here you go spain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEZxVhYH8wE
>>105280443All three of those guys are incredibly well-spoken in their native languages.
>>105278670>tfw no text back
>>105280461>Built for Ngannou.We get it faggot, you want nigganou to fuck you. Stop posting that shit already.
>>105280591Ok brit ... Sorry.I'm hetero.
>>105280646My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately.
Anybody else miss Mike Goldberg? At least he had a decent voice and energy level for broadcasting. Besides DC and Joe Rogan (who are at least capable of getting excited), every other guy the UFC puts next to a mic is total nyquil and a hopeless charisma vacuum.These generic soft-spoken guys fucking stink. Put somebody loud and fun up there. If I have to hear the Sleepy Dragon on the microphone one more time, I'm going to share a stream link just to fuck Dana the only way I can.
>>105280703he still works, but for bellator nowcheck him out next bellator event
>>105280703Schaub could be this generations Goldberg Dana needs to get over their little beef and look at the big picture
What do you fellas think of the recent comments on Spencer Fisher (crippling cte) and Dana? Spencer was one of the breakout era spicy favorites.
>>105280742Not a huge fan, but agreed. Schaub at least is energic and fun and has a bit of bass in his voice.
>>105280703goldberg is just a fucking soundboard and said so much ridiculous stuffi prefer these cookie cutter idiots that scream OHHHHHHHHHHHHH all night to that dude at least they say something else outside of screaming shit
I DON'T KNOW JOE, I THINK HE CAN STILL GO FOR A WIZARD KICK
>>105280753For anybody that hasn't seen this yet.https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/1/12/21554602/the-cost-of-being-the-king-spencer-fisher-ufc
>>105280887>>105280753sorry i dont click links youll have to copy/paste it here
>>105280461post her son
>>105280802It's a live broadcast, you're not supposed to be perfect. Let me tell you a major problem with these jobbers on the commentary, they are afraid of saying anything 'wrong'. So they don't say anything with good timing, with any conviction, or provide any immediate reactions. The result is a total snoozefest on the commentary team, where my only entertainment is checking /heem/ comments between rounds. Nothing comes from the heart. It's all just their safe takes delivered with zero energy.Except DC, the only guy with any soul or enthusiasm they let near a mic. And I've grown to hate Joe Rogan, but at least he still gets excited sometimes.
>>105280675I went too far...I had a moment of weakness. I come to /heem/ for positivity and I was poisoning the well.
Can I please get a stream link b? Just one so I can see my heems again. It’s been so long
>>105280443>Gsp is already a commentator for the French stream, i cannot never see him live though. He talks too much to say too little most of the time, but he is very vivid as a narrator.>YoelReally passionate speaking and good choice of vocabulary. Truly astounding, for a Black Cuban, he is smart.>KhabibReally poor vocabulary and sentence construction, but he packs mighty short sentences and sayings, he also has a nice sense of humour.Fedor is the best speaker in MMA, truly profound and thoughtful. His Russian is laconic and beautiful.
>>105280966thats fucking illegal
I'm going into withdrawalI need heems to distract me from my shitty life
>>105280932Oh right, I'll do it myself. I'm not kidding, that's her son, not adopted.
>>105281057the heem drought has been tawlf b
>>105281020>for a Black Cuban, he is smart.RACIST
>>105281063That little chimp has a bad case of alopecia.
is rafael fiziev a meme fighter
>>105281063Do you get paternal instincts for a baby that looks nothing like you?
>>105281393muay thai kick boxer who hasnt had to grapple anyone yet in the ufcwe'll see
>>105281470I thought he retired
>>105281470>Salmon is back on the menuBased.
Max Holloway told Ariel Helwani there will be 5000-8000 people in attendance for his fight on Saturday.
>>105281470salmon has had a rough career, its tawlf
>>105281503boss moves only this year
Reminder Wonderboy beat both Till and Woodley
>>105281470thought he died in the ring, nice to see you can't keep a good fish down
>>105279923The taker of protein rich saudi sheikh style shits
>>105281020I wish I could understand fedor
>>105281611doesnt protein powder give you kidney stonesis there a strategic advantage to kidney stones; could i use one in a fight
>>105281707The pain of passing a kidney stone conditions your heart
>>105281707that's mum science there's nothing wrong with protein powder as long as you eat real food as well
>>105281679translates to "has been"why did you respond in arabic
>>105280920>(((CTE can only be diagnosed after a person has died)))and can no longer file a law suit
>>105281768interesting, I tried to translate "Woo" into arabic and it said "Waw" but there was also those little arabic symbols
3 wins in Bellator and Dana will be begging Yoel to come back
>>105281470He's a real one at least, most fighters would quit after the career he's had so farActually why doesn't he just get another job at this point because it's clearly not working out for him
>>105281768I googled it and got some kpop guy
>>105281771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDoUooGrM6wlearn to insert videos and not playlists, renoir
>>105281839you answered your own question
>>105281886>Romero is finishedHow do you figure? He beat Israel convincingly
>>105281886those armpits <3
>>105282026Israel would make you forfeit in 1 minute
is it just me or max sounds more CTE’d than usual
>>105282103>I leave no turn unstoned
>>105282080Forfeit out of boredom after I put him in a coma? Definitely
>>105282150It's different, you're a thicc boi
Max Holloway: ‘Hard to be mad’ about Alexander Volkanovski loss when ’80 to 90 percent of the world thought I won the fight’
>>105282196is he a chunky monkey?
>>105282264tbf does anyone think volk won?
>>105282338Volk easily won both fights
>>105282272Well, he is quite hairy..
>>105282264>>105282338I did actually lean towards Volk for the last 3 rounds.
>>105282363except the second one which he clearly lost
So you want to be a fucking fighter?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QeUTrSobv8
>>105282264>80 to 90 percent of the world thought I won the fight’More like 80-90% of casuals. Alex won that fight clean, he dealt with some adversity in the 1st and maybe 2nd and then adapted and out struck and out cardio'd Max. That's what it is to be Champion and that's why he's still Champion. That one judge that scored it for Max was a retard and is the reason ufc judges get a bad rap.
ok so we've established that nobody apart from one retarded leaf and a couple coping ausmutts think volkCAN won
>>105282380Not gonna lie I'd fuck her
>>105282506I thought he won too but it was closeNo one even disagrees that the deciding factor was one round which was close so I don't get the complaints about it being a robbery, it can't be both a robbery and close
>>105282512bro she'd be like a plastic bag full of chicken bones
max won all 5 rounds
>>105282380>>105282435how long does eugenia cooney last in the octagon with ngannou?
>>105282569in both fights
>>105282558Nah b, imagine how tight she'd be. Definitely a good fuck
Max already win the trilogy.
>>105282506He won mate, keep crying Abdul.
>>105282581can she even walk up the stairs to the octagon
what happens if max loses to Alex a third time
>>105278510>Dan “my woman fuck negros while I'm abroad Hardy” twicethats infuriating
>>105282435imagine armbar'ing her
LEECH DEATH ON FULL COLOR
>>105282652he goes down the Jose Aldo route of being flushed
Why is Marvin Bitchtori acting like his fat italian wasn't handed to him by Based Izzy?
>>105282553max 1,2,4just watched it
>>105282652Move up to 155. Dana said if Max loses to Kattar "he's going to have to make a big decision".
>>105282680what kinda ferrero rocher are those
>>105282680nah b ponzi is getting LEECH'd
I miss the Slovakian Silva fan
>>105282774I don't think they are that, good chocolate bro
>>105282738>max>4by what metric?he was outstruck and taken down
>>105281613Some nice white French cuck will wife this, kek.
>He won mate, keep crying Abdul.
>>105282778>destroy some guy's eyeball once>now everyone is against him foreverWhy is this blatant anti-Chinese sentiment allowed
Carnage, violence, destruction... Did gaycheese land a single shot against Habib?
>>105282851better more impactful strikes, takedown achieved nothing
>>105282945kek he actually did hit him with a good combo, but khabib just continued
>>105282652Do you go to hispa? I think posting streams there will be safe
Carnage, violence, destruction... Did gaycheese land a single shot against Habibomagomedov
The biggest accomplishment is almost beating jonjones and now he's gonna fadeinto obscurity. Sad
Rozenstruik on March 13.HW CHAMP GANE 2021
The biggest accomplishment is almost beating jonjones and now he's gonna fadeinto obscurity. Sadomagomedov
>>105283058Reyes, santos or Gus?
The biggest accomplishment is almost beating jonjones and now he's gonna fadeinto obscurity. Sadomedov
How did you explain Heem to your grandma? Mine is getting really suspicious
Is there anyone easier to rev into a seethe than Australian Volkanovski fans? I thought Aussies were supposed to be good at banter
>>105283155says the american
>>105283155they're good at banter with everyone else as soon as you criticise an aussie fighter/sport/thing they're shockingly thin skinned
>>105283115All of them really.The only one who actually had a chance was that literal retard lionheart. He just should have said he can't continue
>>105283180I'm not :')
>>105283115How much is a PPV for you?
All of them really.The only one who actually had a chance was that literal retard lionheart. He just should have said he can't continuemagomedov
>6'5>ripped to shredswhy is he a beta male cuck when he looks like an alpha?
>>105283018no I hate that place.
Apparently, the plan is set Gaethje vs Diaz so that Diaz can get a noteworthy win and make Conor vs Diaz III for the LW belt in summer.
>>105283271can you please take this to asp
Can't wait until Ortega exposes le shitty kickboxing pitterpatter merchant
Got the paki on a string lads
>>105278510>dan hardy Why?
>>105283295he said the ortega word :/
>>105283282nah it's gonna be diaz vs tony
>>105283282too bad gaethje beats the fuck out of him
I miss sex, bros...
>>105283241Free on ESPN or fox, but ABC isn't in argentina so i gonna have to stream it
it’s going to be nate vs rda
>>105283395I want to fuck Lexee but It's too late now.I'm not in my prime.
>>105283282Absolutely zero source from you on it being Gaethje.Dana said it's not Ferguson and they're targeting Gaethje vs Oliveira.
pitter-patter turbomanlet bros...
>>105283475i'm pro volk also.holloway is a cancer
Who is Lexee?
Without looking up, who exactly did khamzat beat in the ufc?
>>105283486he said it's not ferguson unless diaz fights at 155. Now he's saying that diaz is fighting at 155, so it's probably ferguson
>>105283545the guy that got pitter pattered by some korean bum and the other younger guy that lost again recently
>>105283486thats good news for tony fans. he cant lose 3times in a row.a-ai-aint it so?
>>105283590>>105283590>>105283586Yeah idk either. I remember the name merschat but i never heard of that guy before
>>105283590the iron turtle is a future champion bro, he is the greatest wrestler in the history of south korea and beats usman and adesanya ez
>>105283590uhhhh fellow kazmatbros, is this true...
>>105278668Does this mean we will finally get a fight companion again? It's the only thing he does that is consistently entertaining.
>>105283545none literally, he has a prelim bum tier record I don’t know why everybody suck his cock so much
>>105283545Rhys MckeeGreg MeershartThe other one
>>105283486could be that they were targeting Gaychese vs Oliveira until Nate decided to move to 155, it's most likely he fights one of those two
>>105283679>likes volCANovski>likes chumpaevdo you like any good fighters?>>105283716EPIC CHINSTRAP BEARD BROHECKIN BEARSFRICKIN COMBAT SAMBO
>>105283716because it's easily apparent to anyone who relies on more than being a statsnerd that he has a strong skillset
>>105283395y-yeah haha me too...
>>105283792the only way to assess someone's skillset in MMA is by watching them face high quality opposition which is something he has not done
Anyone got Belle Delphine's new vid btw?
>>105283835it was on the /sp/ catalogue a few ago
>>105283831>the only way to assess someone's skillset in MMA is by watching them face high quality oppositionpatently untrue and extremely retarded
the iron turtle beat phillips more impressively than hazmatfuture GOAT right here, right?
>>105283271There's nothing alpha about having to use steroids
heh by boy...just needs a little more time....
>>105278656It is what it is
>>105283765shhhh there there little baby
>>105283887his fight was actually pretty based and funny, I hope he becomes ranked eventually
>>105283880if you are serious about MMA analysis, that's the way to do itif you just want to have fun riding a hypetrain and calling any new prospect a future GOAT then yeah sure you don't have to follow that
>>105283545ShartJohn Philips?Ryan McDicky?
>>105283887>deicsion more impressive than dominant finish you little bit stupid guy eh brazza?
>>105283956>beating a decent fighter in one punch is the same as a sd over him ok brainlet
>>105283953he called out chumpaev to fight in a night clubbased turtle
call me when khambastard faces magomed magomedov
>>105284012>a fighter's chin is not affected by being knocked out cold just a few months prior to a fightbased still seething retard
>>105283947Thanks. Maybe you should shoot Lexee a message, you never know
>the best magomed magomedov is a manlet manletovit's not fair brehs...
>>105284106I have too much mental problems. She deserve better even if she's a whore.
>>105283969but the beat THE strikes record bro and THE strikes record is why fagrat is the future GOAT for sure bro!!!!
>>105284081oh yh man i'm the one who's seething for certains
>>105284134it has already been proven by the diligent investigators at snopes dot com
>>105284159what are you even talking about. take your meds
If you think you're so tough, why not prove it in satan's backyard?https://youtu.be/Hpf2e4ETAsg
>>105284171yes you are lel, you constantly brag about "not being revved by spammy" and then end up giving me like 50 (You)s in a back and forth argument that usually ends with you shouting "retard!!!!!" in impotent rageyou should be glad most people ignore hazmat arguments by now because it's a real bad look for you :')
The moniker "Blessed" was coined by his friends after seeing him constantly pushing himself in the gym without really taking any breaks.Holloway is an alto saxophone player.
>>105284152Don't put her on a pedestal, bro. I'm sure she doesn't deserve someone decent
>>105284279>seething about one man everyday for 3 months >not impotent rage believe it or not some people don't end up in actual tears over 4channel mma discussion
>>105284382>some people don't end up in actual tears over 4channel mma discussionnot sure who that's supposed to describe so I'm gonna guess you are admitting you have done this. Probably when I pointed out you linked me an article you did not actually read that said the exact opposite of the point you were arguing. It's ok little buddy, you will learn how to read one day. It takes time for some "special" people :')
>>105284159dont forget the shortest consecutive fight recordsdont forget to cope, seethe, and dilate
Hello. Is this the free money agency? Yes, I would like to place a bet of one favela and 15 liters of Guaraná Antarctica on Goobster and Archdookie Danz Candinand via heem. When can I collect my free money?
Heeminder that I am much more handsome than the Swede.
>>105284476>not sure who that's supposed to describe oh there's this one swedish guy who always comes here getting really upset over caucusus fighters and spamming the general with tism whenever someone likes a fighter he doesn't like, it's kinda sad actually he's so dedicated to heem that he changes flags every week to evade bans
>>105284264whens the femboy fighting next>>105284301hes too good for their division, time for bellator
>>105283545Peon Edwho very soon
so... now that trump is officially over whats gonna be his next grift?
>>105284575>JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!!!*b&s u for off topic epic style
>>105284575oh yeah but he is having lots of fun knowing he's on the right side of history and in a couple of months this whole general will be kneeling in front of him. are you SURE you are not the one seething? because, oh dear, it really seems like you are!
I just wish I had the same dedication to learn useful skills as the swedish loon has to seething on khamzat's cock 20 hours a day
I don’t even know anymore who would win between tony and nate
>>105284558Poor bets fren I will give you a glimpse into 200 IQ betting genius with my Poirier/Chandler/Kattar parlay
Nobody wins a can fight bro
>>105284645hey it's the free money for bookies guy
>>105284597just keep doing the bit and saying that the election was rigged
>>105284533>the shortest consecutive fight recordsI agree, it is very impressive to be able to tool on two punching bags in two weeks. Everyone who does this at the gym is a future GOAT>>105284216>he doesn't know about the strikes recordoh dear oh dear, you truly know nothing about MMA. you really just come here to get to talk to me awww
>>105284609>MUST. GO. INTO. AUTISTIC RAGE SOMEBODY. MENTIONED.. MUSLIM. FIGHTER. it can't be healthy to live your life like this
>>105284631tony ofc. he must win...pls
>>105284631Nate still doesn't know what leg kicks areOld man Tony still takes it
>>105284597>implying he doesnt just swap to punished maga mode
>>105284712now post legs jon
Talmbout Nate THE great?
>>105284597do a complete 180 and become an antifa tranny joe biden supporter
>>105284618what's the point of trying to pretend this is a different poster?
>>105284597Punished MAGA Colby is literally unbeatable
>>105284597We /cruzmissile/ now
>>105284811Colby will single handedly win the delegates for Cruz
>>105284769You have to be actually autistic to think that was me pretending I'm someone else and not just me going along with the formatting of your postI know you are somehow capable of posting messages here but are you SURE you're literate?
>>105284683surely, in all the years of UFC and even MMA, some cutbaby who im sure you also dislike would've been able to do that by now. I'm sure many are capable, and in some ways it might be easier -- however that go-getter attitude should rightly be encouraged by both the fans and consequently the UFC. Don't you agree?
Only three days until Max embarrasses Kattar and everyone on heem acts like they knew it was going to happen all along.
>>105284854>you upset so much I felt the need to reply twice nice spamz, nice
Usman has It days counted bye bye blackiblackie
>>105284913you have to given me about 100 (You)s by now, wonder what that says about you :')
>>105284903Thank you for your ignorance Kattar should be a -170 favorite
>>105278608Joe only does USA based PPVs now.
>>105284961What is wrong with his ears?
>>105284961Didn’t this guy almost die? Tough to know if he will ever be the same
>>105284967what does this logic say about a guy who literally spends 22 hours a day in heem posting about the exact same thing?
>>105284961he looks like a caricature
>>105284903Min is the overwhelming favorite, nobody actually thinks Canvin will win
>>105285009Coliflower>>105285018Comeback stronger than ever
>>105284811Did this guy do anything of significance during this election shitshow?
>>105285054Alpha move from Dom
>>105285074That happens to you if you eat too much cauliflower? But why?
Goddamnit please come back calendar
the man to end the poocanovski meme
>>105285042you keep ducking and it seems like I have also found another thing to say about you - very prone to exaggeration and melodramatics :')
>>105285163>joe rogan: Y-Y-Youre wrong!!!
>>105284903I haven’t seen a single person pick kattar
>>105285167Too much estrogen
>>105285168Luke Thomas JAJAJAJJA
>>105285177I wish it wasn't true but you said it yourself 'I'm the nate diaz of posting' genuinely concerning the amount of time you spend on heem
>>105285160he chided the people on twitter
>>105285235I’m picking Kattar. Why you ask, because he’s going to win that’s why
>>105285235>>105285091I'm picking kattar
>>105285258Scuse me SIR, Luke Thomas is respected on heem.com
>>105285238No but really its just tissue damage with accumulated blood and fluids, guy should be draining his ear but some guys like they way it looks
>>105278540>>105285339this is edited right?
>>105285347It also can calcified so It becomes like bone
>>105285247>>105285327I hope you didn't bet money on it b
Ngl steve-o has been dropped from the Boyhood contract after begging fighters to give him cauliflower ear
>>105285466the max from his last 2 fights loses handily to calvin
>>105285388That's correct, there's only a little time you have before the fluids harden and its a hassle to work with a syringe, plus its a badge of honor in bjj
Max if the favourite but you have to remember that Zabit was the favourite too when fighing Kattar and even though he won that he would have lost if it was a 5 round fight, Kattar was pieceing him up towards the end of the 2nd and well into the 3rd. It will be the same because Max is like Zabit, Max might have success in the 1st and maybe 2nd but it will pull away from him and Kattar wins.
>>105285486>went life or death with Dan Igeno matter how flushed Max is, he still won't lose to Canvin
>>105285466I have already bet $40 and will be securing myself one premium version of Cyberpunk 2077 with my winnings
>>105285529but he didn't go life or death you mong he dominated. only one of them recently lost too a midget
>>105285517>Max is like Zabit
The Boston Bomber
>>105285517volkan better hope not because he's getiing taken to the meat grinder if he ever has to fight kattar
>>105285602THE Boston Bomber? beast of a kill count b
>>105285590Max is way worse than Zabit wouldn’t be suprised if Kattar heems him in the 4th
zashit sucks and kattar would've heemed him in the 4th
>>105285623Volk pitter patters and leg kicks Kattar to a unanimous decision
>>105285691That’s why that clown Zabeet refuses 5 rounders guy is a fraud cut babby cardiolet
Why won't Rogan just admit to being on steroids? He can talk about every other drug on the planet but for some reason he insists on pretending his body is the result of his meme diets
>>105285702you see how max dropped him twice in 2 rounds? kattar does the same but his head slaps the canvas and he doesn't get back up
>>105285753hes admitted to roids and hgh
>it was certainly a fight
>>105285753I remember him admitting he was on TRT
he's actually gonna win the hw belt isn't he
>>105285753he's admitted to trt
2012 and 2020. Flat, flabby body.Super lean and ripped in 2015, went on a great run, physique visibly declines year by year and now he's 1-3 in his last 4.Can we finally out Max Holloway as a drug cheat? I suspect he is/was an EPO user, amongst other PEDs.
>>105285054name a better example of "talentless hack" than joe rogan
>>105285821NoHe's still flushed
>>105285821Stipe probably heems him
>>105285691its also hilarious that zabum and yair have some mutually assured destruction pact where they both disappear
>>105285841Max looks better with long hair that’s my key takeaway
>>105285821>puts on 20 lbs of muscle>gasses in 2 rounds
>>105285854Any of his friends other than Eddie
>>105285841why do people get these giant muddy tattoos that just look like a diseased grey stain on their bodies?
>>105285821100% natty 25lbs of pure muscle in a couple of months
>>105285854Bryan CallenChris D'elia those two assistants he has like Redban and Jamie
>>105285900>>105285926You're actually right, those guys are talentless hacks that orbit a talentless hack
>>105285874good. both overrated meme strikers
>>105285841Holy fuck just look at his physique decline after USADA shows up.Fuck Holloway, I hope Kattar heems him into oblivion.
>>105285821>literally, LITERALLY ducked Poominick ReyesNigganou is flatlining him
>>105285940Rogan is like your 100 Iq retard friend who reads quasi intellectual pop culture books and then just regurgitates their opinions
>>105285977He's a lot worse than that, your typical midwit that does that shit knows deep down they're stupid and usually don't take themselves too seriously. Rogan, having stumbled into great wealth and amassing a legion of midwit followers riding his nuts 24/7, actually thinks he's some kind of intellectual and american icon.
New Jiri interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxVu3Ad32Q
>>105286143Rogan is God's little experiment to see if a man, naturally a meathead, can evolve and surpass his natural limitations through wisdom, AlphaBrain, talking to intellectuals, and various other controlled experiments that Joe partakes in combined with a variety of social interactions and boring comedians as a baseline to test his wit,. (failed spectacularly with Theo Von)
>>105286143There’s always gonna be a couple of retards that strike it rich that’s just how probabilities work
>>105285821*still gets mogged by his brothers*
>>105282405read that the other day, I don't think many gyms have that spar hard and knock each other out mentality anymore.
Where would you be if you were born in the same conditions as future UFC heavyweight champion Francis Ngannou?
>>105285908he's samoan so i would hope the tats actually have real meaning for him
>>105286281chunk jones would b a serious problem for ngannou
>>105286311Dead. Some fellow nignogs would have killed me to get to the gold inside of my bald head.
>>105286315Are all Hawaiians Somaons?
jones FUCKING lost to reyes and santos, he's done, he's flushed, it's over. GOOD DAY
>>105286448it's 20pm bro
>>105286439no a lot have japanese and indigenous ancestry
>>105286448HE WON AGAINST SANTOS NIGGA
>>105286460if you make fun of this post your favorite wmma fighter will die in her sleep tonight
>>105286281Bros, I've got super wide hips like Jon's bro in the red shirt. Am I going to make it?
>>105286448>>105286448Don’t tell me what type of day to have!
>>105286525Are you trying to be an obese chunky black man?
>>105286525>Wide hipsHe's an NFL Lineman, it's fat, bro
>>105286525you're probably memeing but having wide hips and narrow shoulders is the most unaesthetic male body type. It looks bad if you're skinny, fat or muscular. there's really no way to circumvent it. I hope that at least you're not a manlet.
>>105286525if you bulk up then it's not even bad
Brazilians are my bitches
>>105286639Colby-sama, i kneel
>>105286578Not memeing. I'm strongfat. It looks bad, but I find having wide hips make you pretty strong. I'm usually able to overpower hiplets in sports.I'm not a manlet, at least.
>RNCs gooby for the strap>Twisters Khabitch to defend itNothing personnel, parceiro
>>105286671How many pl8s you deadlift bro?
Has Joe Rogan acknowledged Eddie Bravo or Bryan Callen's existence since he moved to spotify?
>>105286749khabib would ragdoll this can
>>105286770what happened to bryan callen after the whole big bad rapist thing?
>>105285269oh dear oh dear, he takes joke comments that seriously. it seems my autism comment was a lot more true than even i thought.Oh and you realize that seeing that post you means you have also been online just as much?
>>105286749he's getting heemed by Nate Diaz
>>105286749Why does Charles own horses?
>>105286749Khabib is unironically untappable.
>>105286784khabib has LITERALLY never fought anybody with good jiu-jitsu, he's getting twistered in 90 seconds>inb4 b-but RDACan that got tapped TWICE by heckin' all time leader in wins cerrone
>>105286823Tony would have tapped Khabib pre 2018
HEEM ME UP
the massive amount of cope to deal with Khabib's greatness is amazing. so many heemsters exposing themselves as childish cazzies
HEEM ME UP INSIDE
>>105286749if Paul heckin Felder was able to fight off every submission attempt and just stay in his guard, I'm sure Khabib will have no problem with this goof.
>>105286823he tapped to RDA
>>105286890>the can who got tapped by anthony pettis and ricardo lamas>>105286891why because he beat poovin pee?
>>105286934WOW KHABIB HAS FOUGHT 24 DAGGYSTANNY CANS AND HE BEAT THE AL IQUANTA GOAT
>>105286891How? Keep in mind Khabib is much better at jiu jitsu than Tony.
>khabitch goodgee, sure smells like CAZ in here
>>105286981Before Tony got neutered by psych meds he was a legit munster>>105287007No
>>105286934Goat of lw not mma, cope and seethe now
>>105287054>he thinks no is an argument thanks for exposing yourself as a casual retard
After Du Bronx taps Conor in the 1st will that lil bitch Kabitch keep hiding in that third world shithole?
>>105287054You think in a million years Khabib would get mounted by Kevin Lee? Real jiu jitsu is all about the mount and the back, getting to one of those spots and never getting mounted or giving up your back under any condition.
>>105287056even then the goat of LW is BJ Penn
>>105287160this has been debunked
>>105287136how wet do you think she got
>>105287108did you watch the fight? getting mounted was part of his strategy so he could get Kevin Pee into the arm triangle
>>105287179let the bong make it
>>105287206>losing two rounds was part of his strategy advanced cope
>>105287206This guy gets it nice to know not everyone in heem is an unwashed cazzie pos
kattar wins this weekend...then poirier the next screen cap this you mongoloids
>>105287315>poirier winningfunniest post in this thread desu
>>105279046>>105279227No Rogan, Hardy or Cruz. I call this a win.
>>105287315You just need to get on the Chandler train also
>>105283887Almost felt sorry for Phillips hereHe clearly wasn't badly hurt but is so terrible on the ground that he just had to lie there and take it looking annoyed
make a thread you fucking cans
>>105287467I don’t know how
>>105279866Who's the owner of this bunda?
>>105283887The Iron Turtle is the guy to beat Jizzy.
Looks like it's up to me
>>105287263tony didn't lose two rounds cazzie
>>105285054Best thing Cruz has ever said.I usually mute cards and listen to music whenever Rogan is on commentary. I'll go back and listen if there's a decision I didn't agree with to see if they saw something different.