Australian O penis soon?Boris is my bf btw
>>105260567For me it’s Camila Osorio
MY dream is to climb up a tennis umpire's chair and fart into the microphone
post tennis peak performance
>>105261784Feel the need to perform intercourse with her legs
>>105260830Would still sound more pleasing than Mohamed Lahyani
>JT really thinks he can get away with this weak ass baitsad
We using this thread for Delrey Beach? Hurkacz v Harrison right now in Semis. Harrison took out Garin in the ro16Norrie v Korda in a few hours after this
>>105261784God I wish I could just do her laundry and smell her sweaty clothes all day
>sir can i see your breathing permit?
There really is a power gap between her catch and clint eastwood jr
i meant to say in the serve department
>>105263600It doesn't seem like that big a difference aside from double faults I suppose.
>>105263907Surprised, I had the feeling he was holding easier than Harrison but looks like I was wrongThis clutch last service game was kino though
Hubert to take it all? I have him desu, I have the suspicion he has another gear he hasn't used yet
just how good is (not so) young korda? that cunt is doing really well
>>105264395i do not care for him because he took an MTO
Halep's so hot
You now remember Darko Grncarwhatever
Why doesn't the Lana Del Rey Open just have back to back matches and schedule doubles in the morning when no one is watching anyways?
>>105266062I love assymetric faces>>105266269Goddamn the other day I watched Steffi Graff wimby 198x vs this beast and she is so not graceful, so coarse, so uncoordinated. Some beauty and the beast stuff
Didn't see any qt gf in Harrison's box. There was one that looked like his mom's age that's about it
>>105266995Hum based? Pre-marital sex is a sin
God what a Chad
>>105267170Whatever happened to those DV accusations?
>>105267380It's not violence if they like it
Pironkova is slicing her way thru qualis, goys
Norrie is so whack lol
>>105267810just british>>105267543unironically remember her from her legs and A MOTHER
>>105267507He deserves it, the new girl is ugly
>>105267543Why is she in qualies didn't she like make the uso pen final?
>>105267917Rankings are frozen that's why Ass Farty is still #1
>>105267916this one is the interim one between kalinskaya and the current one?
>>105267999someone who shits in the toilet is no bro of mine
>>105267979idk honestly they all look like generic roasties besides the slavs
>3-2 KordaSTOP THE COUNT!
>>105268059Korda's father: They plan to steal this game from my son, they will make it look like he is winning a break up 3-2 only for Norrie to hold serve and bring them back at love, then he might even break my son Korda the game after. We need all tennis lovers and patriots to stop them from stealing this game!
Norrie is embarrassing
Dont forget the previous >>105164145>>105164145you retards
Daily reminder that Scam Norrie is a Poo Peelander and doesn't even have a British accent he only represents bongland so he can get free WCs to Wimbledon like they did to that fat player that lobbed Federer
>>105268396We aren’t relentless like /f1/ though
>>105268430Never been there is driving even a sport?
Did you guys see that backhand slice serve tip?So retarded.
Is norrie a fag?
>>105269302South African Kiwi Argie Brit Texan
>>105268919What is wrong with that man?
>>105269781NVM Norrie is WTA tear on serve
>>105269818word on the street is he plays with a bitch stick
Swingweight is life, swingweight is love
tee eff double you (vee) no polish gee eff
>>105271712Where is her existence in the 3d plane bruh she looks like she was spawned from a photoshop tool
>>105271802She's playing 7D chess
>>105272058CEO of SASS
>>105272058Had to watch this like 7 times to realize she was talking to Jewmer
>>105266995I sat next to the blonde that seemed to be his gf. Maybe she had to go back to college or something
>>105272422Was she blonde with sunglasses? She's not ugly she just looks much older than him. I wish I could replay tennis channel matches
>>105271712Iga looking like a cyberpunk 2077 npc
>>105272477Those all look like traps though
>>105272954Who is this?
>>105273052deez nuts lmao
time for cutermetova>>105273052Hunter Schafer
>weak twinky Kudermetova dominated by big belarusian bull
Post Kudermetova's abs!
Cunts better not come to my fucking city and spread COVID in our COVID free paradise I swear to god
Tik tok Fedecuck
>>105272453Yeah but she was also sitting with an older woman. Not sure what color her hair was though. I was too busy sneaking looks at the younger one’s legs. She was wearing a super short dress.
/ourguy/ will win
>>105271712It's a nice dress, which way is it looking though?
Pironkova again. She's the real deal
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Tomic is on bros
Dare I say? Redemption Arc Part II ?
Yassine, teen and I
https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/004/253/972/69e0e0e47c81573830f082059fe4f996_crop_exact.jpg?w=2975&h=2048&q=85She looks like Sabatini?
>>105279492post russian tennfu
>>105280144idk.... no one????dementieva seemed cute, idknot many eye catchers here (In IRL though...)
>>105280254>tp>tfThe nerve of this ruski>>105279434ayy the squad big up bros
Hercatch noooooooooo wtf
thiem new GF https://www.instagram.com/lillypaul/ ???
When the fuck does AO start?The site is cryptic at best.
I do not care for Paul Annacomb
Hurkacz will win this game
Good guy Hubie
WHAT DID I SAY HUH
>>105265630Pic 1 sure
>starts pulling MTO antiques>hercatch immediately starts drop shottingGigabased
Korda finally played a big boi and can't compete whoda thunk it
>oh wow he can run to short balls just fineShould have lobbed his ass so he runs back where he came from
>>105282232I'm pretty sure you want to force lateral movement against an injury like that.
>>105282270>drinking the annacoum koolaidHe's just covering for his boy running like a gazelle with a knee band
>>105282291What? I'm watching tennistv
>>105282332Oh, well he literally said when korda ran to that shortball that forward movement wouldnt hurt him at all so you might be big brained tennis iq
>>105282440Nah I'm listening to some European sounding dudes. I mean if you play tennis, you probably know that lateral movements exacerbates most injuries more than forward movement. At least, that's been my experience.
Based good guy
Based Hercatch saw us shittalking his serve yesterday and gave us a free masterclass>>105282550Only injury ive sustained is a pinched nerve in my hip area that paralyzed me and i couldnt move in any direction but i can believe that
My future wife qualified for the gAyyO
>>105282767dios mio! la goblina! what an uggo
>>105283049gayteen proxy off
>>105282722That sounds like it sucked.I hurt one of my feet, and any time I slide sideways on a hardcourt now it sucks ass. Hurts all the way up my calf
you guys got any pics of any female tennis players having pokies during games?
>>105283300probably the best out there
Nishitkori still hasn't withdrawn and all the chartered flights are leaving soon hmmmmmst
>>105283617i love this shit
Jay Dubs is retarded
>>105285129She'd be like "why don't you just come out of the closet instead of marrying a trannysaurus rex"
Who here /thewinner/
>>105285484Hey Boris, do you like chess?
>>105285639no too dumb
>>105285510Lying in bed next to me AMA
Just had some Hatian food for dinner. Tasty but their women are ugly and rude
>Hubi winning his second titleCan't wait until he draws Djokovic in the first round again at AO
>>105286005True Osaka looks like a lizard and I think her "I'm not like most girls I love anime and video games!" persona is fake and she's just an a-hole irl
>>105286163Yeah she's irritating.
What does this signify to you?Artwork at Wynwood Walls in Miami
after Lewandowski has been exposed, is she Poland's greatest active athlete?
>>105283267It was around 6 months in too, my theory is that muscles associated with tennis like hip rotators or whatever were getting stronk all of a sudden and were invading the real estate of the nerve because it was unbearable for about 2 months and then never came backYeah i have that foot one too, localized in the ankle though, weird thing is it only hurts after i cool down>>105286005e-thiopia?
>>105286963>Lewandowski exposedYou mean Flick. Lewa didnt even start the game and he scored his penalty in the shootout.
>>105287069of course its ethiopia all you do is eathatian women are oil fields, this one haitian coworker i knew was getting hit on by this black guy but she was having none of it after a couple of minutes the guy says hes going to the mcD and asks if she wants anything, she says yeah she wants ice cream, my homie thinks his efforts are finally paying off and asks if she wants chocolate ice cream to which she responds "no i never liked chocolate, bring me vanilla" brutal stuff
>>105287928>my homie thinks his efforts are finally paying off and asks if she wants chocolate ice cream to which she responds "no i never liked chocolate, bring me vanilla"
>>105287987Litterally me in the next cubicle. Huge chocolate milk trucks, smelled of sex appeal
>>105286963Just wait until /ourautist/ starts winning slams
>>105288208Body is overrated imo. There's no body that you could attach to Kenin's head that would make my penor erect
>>105288307Stop bullying my trollfacefoo
>>105285869I just bussed a nut on Caro's chess, how do you like that?
>>105288307Looks straight out of a star trek episode
>>105288955New 600lb Life in 25 mins>>>/tv/145060481
^tlc is jteen tier
>>105289193Teen is baste
Bros, just copped an i5-4670k cpu and upgraded my internet, the whole WWW feels like is on my hard drive, this is good shit
>tfw no Halep gf
>no tennis until februaryWhat are we supposed to do now besides make fun of jt's dead dad?
>>105289810Find me a gf
>>105289147There was 600 pl on earlier when you typed that i thought that was it, now there's another one?
>>105290015That was a rerun New ep started 7 mins ago
>>105290038Aight, I'm watching here but it's like showing two episodes at the same time cutting each other, weird shit http://123tvnow.com/watch/tlc/
>>105290058its fine now looks like
Tennis players start to arrive in Melbourne today. I hope most enjoy their 2 weeks quarantine to only get knocked out in the 1st round lol
>>105290192There's no other way to make money on court rn anyway so they may as well stay cooped up for two weeks all inclusive.
>>105290192For a player outside the top 100, a first-round exit at a slam pays the expenses for a full season. They're totally fine with it.And that's also why there's so much drama when federations announce wild cards for local players: giving a wild card to a player like Amandine Hesse or Astra Sharma basically means the national federation is gifting them 60 grand while other French/Aussie players without a wild card get nothing.
I just realized the AO is being so generous this year because they're the only ones that made full money last year
>>105289810Don't make fun of dead people dude
>>105290384Sharma is a decent player and elite at doubles
>>105290192They get like 60k for 1st round loss my dude
>>105290434Well shit, didnt realise it was that much. Where do i sign up?
>>105290419That's not really the point. If the Australian federation doesn't give her a wild card at the AO, she'll grind tournaments the whole season without even being certain to have a positive financial balance in the end. If she gets one, every tourney she plays from the AO on is free money.
>>105289810Goddamn she stinks sex >>105290451Make sure to be able to paint the lines @ 120mph on demand, then you're literally a millionaire
>>105290471Wildcard allotments are predetermined, no?
>>105290419His point doesn't change if you consider all the times the USTA gave WCs to shitters like Harrison, Steve Johnson and Donald Young
https://youtu.be/nGmel8Nkxz0?t=157See the dude in the back with the green wilson bag with probably 3 rackets and a 3 changes of shirt and underwear. That's the hitting partner, then watch Tennys stroll by with literally just a racket and a can of balls lol
>>105290506She is a fat pig
>>105290550I was just saying Sharma is solid. Hesse is just eye candy
>>105290515It's up to each slam organizer (US federation, FR federation, AU federation and UK federation) to allot the wild cards. Usually they give a few to young players to help them get a kickstart and play a season or two without being harassed by the costs of flights and hotels, with the hope that they'll become financially self-sufficient after a few years. Most of the time, they give two WCs to former greats, and six WCs to local players. If you're the seventh of the bunch, you get nothing.
Remember that year they didn't give Timothy Paul a WC because he played doubles drunk and got double bageled and Maury cried about it on IG? Good times
>>105290811thought maury cried to strip the WC from himthat sounded more maury
>>105290811Opelka is such a shit talker lmaoI hate Redditay Murray but Riley pls
>>105290881He must do what his pervy mother tells him to do just like playing doubles with "deliciano"
>>105290584Tenfitmen is based tho
>>105291051Yeah he is, Dennys is just too casual>>105291048does maury have a dad?
Is there any chance Halep becomes my gf?Tips?
Tennys said he tested positive on Monday :/ he only peaks at AO
Ben why don't you post links/caps?
>>105291745I can't tell if he's joking or not
>>105291801He's highlighting what a joke all these protocols are
Melbournians finna get coof'd
I think I'm gonna move down here
>>105293102Kek now they're responding to him
>>105293408Ooooooooooooooooooooooh so now it's case by caseOne guy can be problematic and the other may not be, all to the discretion of a (((qualified medical professional))). Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i see
>>105293742lmaoooo Craig Tiley is finna boutta get fired
business idea: wildcarders should be entirely excluded from price money for the first round they reached by the WC alone. Means: every wc'er should win at least 1 match to get money at all otherwise it's going to be donated.I feel like with the current system there is too much corruption going on and it avoids giving wc to people who could actually succeed instead.
>>105295088Poor Dustin lost
>>105295088Nice tennis Denis
>murray tested positive for coronaids Thank god and stop giving him WCs
>>105290192ATP and WTA both have 3 or 4 other tournaments in Melbourne.
>>105298803You shouldn't wish ill on others you glowie psychopath
>Murray, who is ranked 123rd in the world, pulled out of the season-opening Delray Beach Open in Florida earlier this month to reduce the risk of contracting COVID-19.
>>105300419Catch a wave and take in the sweetness
Muttison Keyed also tested positive for coronaids but no one cared
>>105283980>Memeassime winning anythingHealthy and motivated DjokoBot wins Wimbledon easily, if he doesn't Roidal can still do it. Zoomers can't into grass, if their serve is returned they are lost
>>105301279she is really good looking, is she a tourist from austria/german?
Swingweight is love, swingweight is life
who's going to get Murray's WC now?
>antalya has been going on this whole time and i didnt know I need to diversify my streaming websites, sportsbay is way too burger centric
Where's my bf (best friend) Tennys now?>>105308459Aren't all challengers on livestream for free anyways
>>105308588nvm that's next week in Istanbul also Antalya wasn't even aired on Tennis TV and dimemeaur won because the other player withdrew in the final
>>105308608antalya is over duuuuudeall the euros (actual good players) played there and we watched fricking wta at 1 am and fricking sebastian korda and christian harrison
>>105308815It was just as memery as Lana Del Rey open also Berretinni lost in the first round lmaooo
>>105309057Gold digger sucked his mana
>>105309057Say what you want but these Crimson Chin type femoids get their revenge when they birth Chad sonsNothing makes a woman happier than that
>>105309322Post chin qt
That mfer is really eating parmigiano reggiano like it's no big dill
vanistrator confirmed lurker. we were just talking about this a few days ago
>>105310467Literally who?Also I hope by (We) you meant (I) because I posted about it so credit me you literal who faggot
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKCdFNegssi/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_linkHow does he do it bros?
>>105310534Yeah and I responded with how much Sloan was charging also Succ was charging $75 lmaooo
The serena gorilliams racket is unironically a good frame
>>105311007Sincerely, goyim...what sort of person prefers Fed to Nadal?Nadal is so likeable
>>105311046The villa spaniard said the sames. He said it was like the blade with a huge frame and heavier
>>105311007He does give me Michael Jackson vibes tbqh especially when he goes to Disney World and shieeet
>>105311075This desu cannot conceive someone doing thatRate this mene
>>105311237Keke remember that, he was going for the mouth??
Don't go around stealing that too Vacinator or whatever >>105311164Yeah it's so nice man, pretty sure its the only frame on the market that is really pro spec, beefy and solid
>>105313394Dunno wtf shes on about but im hard now
>no tennis>we can only watch the shitshow that is the planning of AO unfoldWorst feel
>>105314394>that tiktok or whatever>next to your sisterSWEET HOME
Tennys seems fine from his IG posts tbqh
She made the qualy for the AO. Thoughts? Especially opinions of Bor1s and jt welcum. But also everyone else.
>>105317478Her face is grim. However congrats to her for qualifying with that disability
Two weeks of player complaining about being cuckentined
>>105319478I wonder what kind of government appointed concubine they gave him. If none he is in danger of coming out of it with equal sized biceps
Cowfee is such a rush
>>105321116trucked in only the finest from alice just for him
you just KNOW she has a penis
He's so coool
>>105329455wouldnt carewould let her become king arthur with my ass
>>105329506Is that a Nike onesie?
thas jus wun thin thas getten inna waywhe' we go off ta bed yor jus no good i's sucha shame!
>>105329603looks like it lol, or just a big sweater
>ynr this happened
>>105319478Why's he in Adelaide?
>>105334179ATP Cup but for some reason it's only the top 3 players and their entourages
Busta Nut disappointed in Clownstralian cuisine
>>105335723That’s quarantine food
>>105335723suck it up you soft cunt
>>105337981>>105335723so it's traue what people say, Australia is a 3rd world country
>>105338498we save the scraps for dirty euros
>>105338498Caro's bully is out bullying others again
>>105338888Amybe Caro should call her out for what she is. Disgusting person.AL-QUADS checked btw. Have a jules.
>>105338953Miss her tits like you would not believe
This journalist seems memey but thank d-g I can't stand Okaka
There are mices in the hotels KEK aussies please
>>105340893the hookers being sent in are wearing wires too
>>105335723Everybody seems disappointed with the food but Paire seems just fine
>>105335723Australian POOsine looks grim
>>105342050>>105342050This is gonna get a poor 3rd world housekeeping girl fired
>>1053421413rd world management
He’s not wearing pants really makes one ponder
>>105342723gain some weight, pathetic choker
Took the train home, goysWish I'd known this existed before lol.I'll definitely use it from now on
>>105344938price of trip? so you regret buying bike?
"Yeah, guys, i tried to be in Melbourne with the rest of you plebs, but they just wouldn't let me :( :'(. I guess I'll have to just enjoy my private gym and giant entourage haha"
>>105344977The trip was cheap all things considered. Would've spent as much riding the thing back.No, I love bikes it's just frigid on the road home in January. I basically avoided 11 hours of suffering between Savannah and DC
>>105309570Been away from tennis for a while, who's that kid? New prospect?>>105285287Has Bernard done anything recently? Did eh win Aukland or something? Last I recall from him the kid was insufferable and delusional. If he could put his head together he certainly has the talent to do things.
>>105345002Djoker is so based LMAO
>>105345076>getting to vaginia is $115It's literally cheaper for me to fly to Gr**nwich from here. Too bad I'm poor and just take the Vamoose bus
>>105350330>who's that kid?Gianni Signero, Italian tennis player
>this is what players are bitching aboutlmao just lmao
>>105358695Post more pics to prove all players have luxury suites
>>105358787Here's the room with the mouse
>>105358969Imagine the smell of Puts' crotch after agility drills
>>105358969This is Basedosa's room that she liked at first but now she's bitching she can't open the windows
So how many players are doing the hard - room only- quarantine because of those pozzed flights?
>>105359361This is the exact setup of the Stan pic you postedDiplomatic Suite
>>105359577This is Stan's baffroom
>>105359577This looks like the one Shitholina has except there's a doorway between the living room and table. I'm not looking through her cringe tiktoks to find it though
Memerev and a few others got a bike in their rooms too
>>1053598675 star hotels usually have those to loan out to guests even without quarantine
/xyz/ - luxury dungeon aficionados
tennis players are such whiners
>>105358695I just realized that autist probably had to self-time and then run back to his chair and pose
WHY IS THE FUCKIN AUS OPEN WEBSITE SO HARD TO NAVIGATE?FUCK YOU TENNIS AUSTRALIAWHEN IS THE 1ST FUCKING MATCH? THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW YOU CUNTS. I DON'T WANT COCO'S FACE IN MY FACE YOU FUCKING MONKEY LOVERS
>>105366556draw hasn’t been done yet
I want to draw her but naked
>bobbity boopy you can't-uh put-uh the mango in the rissoto cara mia it must be-uh like my nonna made it
>>105260567How many players are going to get injured because they are locked up and unable to train?
>>105374046OK Ash, as long as Nick is good to play idc what happpens to you
>>105374071imagine being in cuarentina with her
Will Serena win another slam and equal our maggie?
I think its Giorgi's year to win the AO
>>105369359looks like she rather draws you...*puts on sunglasses*...under the bridge
>>105374307Then quarantine would stand for how many cooms a day i do
>>105375071Up and coming talented american tennis player by the name mackenzie raine
>>105375423Stop posting children
>>105358969How the fuck does a mouse get up that many floors?
I can understand no real tennis hitting practice for 14 days is deadly for a pro-player, but the more they bitch about trivial stuff like the food or a cockroach, the less likely they are reaching an agreement to somehow delay the open or whatever is on their minds. Shame about my man Nishikori tho, between covid, injuries and age he's not coming back
Imagine getting all those extra privileges and team members and not winning
>>105375649holy fuck! Andreescu has finally lost it.
>>105375919>Shame about my man Nishikori tho, between covid, injuries and age he's not coming backI wonder why he didn't just withdraw before coming?
>>105375919they're bitching about shit because they can. they can't really delay the Open or anything like that. it's happening
Poots finna get raped
djoker is so fucking based you guys, calling out mask cucks as the fags they are and blatantly and flagrantly mocking all the COVID """experts"""
when is the aus open might watch it
>>105378530Novak is a retard
>>105378530>move players to private houses with tennis courts to train200 IQ move
>>105378586Can’t be t. Mixed
I feel bad for the owners of the hotel having to deal with these retards
RG hotel bubble:>Aaaaa hotel is shit, food is shit, we can't go out, everyone is cramped in here, how can we all compete and prepare aaaaaaa REEEENovaxx and Roidal still shit on others at the French and come to finals as you'd expectMelbourne quarantine:>Aaaaa hotel is shit, food is shit, we can't go out, everyone except top 3 are cramped in here, the top 3 have an unfair advantage REEEEEEAre they dumb or what? You can lock Roidal and Novaxx into a nuclear bunker with basic necessities for two weeks and they will still shit on others, bar injuries. Don't know why Thiem got to Adelaide, he lucked into a Grand Slam win and hasn't done 1% what those two have done for the sport
>>105378976She looks nice when you can't see her face
would hAlEp go on a date with me?
Why must boomers ruin EVERYTHING ??
>>105378607Whats that from
>>105379799http://www.puntodebreak.com/2021/01/17/djokovic-le-exige-tiley-igualdad-jugadoresBut mostly this tweet https://twitter.com/fermurciego/status/1350745129221582851
>>105379708Pickleball looks like it could actually take over, because more courts in a smaller area, and the racquets are probably cheaper to make
>>105379871I can assure you, absolutely assure you that none of those are going to happen.
>>105379875and its loved by absolute blithering retard normie no soul npcs everywhere. tennis doesnt stand a chance
>>105380338>blithering retard normie no soul npcs everywhereWow they're JUST LIKE ME except for spikeball
>>105379459Do they even have hotels in Servia or just yurts?
>>105380338The only thing that I can see stopping this "sport" taking over is scale. I can't imagine a Pickleball stadium holding many people. Tennis stadiums can hold thousands. I struggle to see how they could do the same for this midget tennis. Also speed seems to be an issue, since it looks to be much faster paced than Tennis.
>>105379459Novak and Nadal are both in Adelaide what are you on about
>>105379572the old halep most likely not. nu-halep seems pretty desperate and lowered her expectations. So why not?
>>105380603They're in Adelaide in better conditions compared to the ones cucked in lelbourne quarantine
>>105265630Imagine getting an actual gift from God and then choosing to chop those milkers off
>>105380679>lowered her expectationsHer boyfriend is close to being the richest man in the country
>>105375649I like her
why are most pretty girls single?petkoviccaro(waiting for me. celibacy)marticetc
>>105378607Actually Djoko is the prefect player for this role because nobody at the ATP likes him, he has no bridges to burn with this inane and irrational and whiny demands lol
https://youtu.be/2zR4QkiW1Hk?t=293Holy SOVLSVVN this vvill be common sight at Wimbledon god willing inchaallah
Thoughts on Salma Djoubri?
Good news everyone. Penko wasn't on one of the plague planes.
caro doesnt post stories for a weeknot even slight airport stories or practicenothingin 2015-2016 she posted more often
>>105388522>only half berberimpure
At least /ourninja/ won't get sick
>>105390675Spoiler that shit
Why are the complaining about food?Can they not get their own people to get them the exact food that they want?
>>105390704her feminine support and structure allows me to surrender even deeper into my yummy and juicy masculine flow
>>105393577H'what in tarnation are you babbling about? She looks prettier with a mask ill give you that
>>105393577>shoulders wider than the hips and not milkers to be seenAnd ppl say incel girls dont exist
>>105393631I like her massive chin
>Boushart>in a tennis threadBorderline off topic posting.
>>105394932What else is there to talk about?
>>105395317Tennis of course dont tell me you're a tournament babby
>>105396732Genie doesn't even qualify for tournaments :/
>>105272954built for BBC
So for those who don't know, the Victorian government are useless fucks. We had seven months of hard lockdown because they fucked up hotel quarantine so badly.Its no suprise to anyone besides the #istandwithDan cultists that they managed to fuck this up again.Victorians living in Sydney can't come back to Melbourne, but international tennis players can? It makes no fucking sense
>>105397897They should have consulted the national and state rules as wellDoes Australia force a quarantine for all people who flew with a pozzed passenger?
>>105396900She played with fanny stollar at some tourney like a year ago i watched the hell out of that shti
Rolang Arros is the best slam, change my mind
>>105399519>nadal wins loloof
>>105397897>victorian government are uselessSeethe more
>>105398358All people must quarantine for fourteen days when entering Australia, tennis players or otherwise.
>>105398358Its the state rules, like I said Victoria has a useless government. The tl;dr is that all returning travellers must be in hotel quarantine for 14 days, tennis players got a slight exemption as they were able to train for 5 hours. This got revoked when one of the passengers turned out to be a coofer>>105401039Retard we have 73% of the cases in the country despite only having 25% of the population.You'd have to ignore the utter moronic shitshows from last year to argue otherwise
>>105401039>victorian government are uselessYes. The only state that let an outbreak turn into a full blown 2nd wave and then had to imprison their population for 6 months to get it under control.
>>105403153>no locally acquired cases for 11 days>reeeeeeee why do we have so many casesThe cases in the week prior to that 11 day period are all retards who went to sydney, which has a corrupt, incompetent state government.Unless you're stupid enough to argue that cumulative cases are the point.
>>105403227That's not an accomplishment you daft cunt. Are you a labor shill?NSW still has a more than a 4 times lower case rate than Victoria, and they never had a four months of stage 4 lockdown like we had.>corruptAnd the Victorian ALP isn't? They have stolen state money twice for political purposes since 2014>dude just disregard the second wave which was caused by state government incompetence lolFucking idiot
>>105403354NSW and Vic have to be nuked >t. best Australian
>>105403354>second wave happens because security fuck up>government manages to extinguish a second wave, something no one else has done>REEEEEEE INCOMPETENTYou are mentally deranged.
>>105397897>Victorians living in Sydney can't come back to Melbourne, but international tennis players can? It makes no fucking sense$$$$
I miss playing tennis
>>105403893It wasn't a "security fuckup" you worthless shill, there was systematic mismanagement by the DHHS. They even ignored warnings from the AMA about infection control.Did you even pay attention to the hotel inquriy report and the abc's reporting?>>105404301This saga is costing us money as is
>>1052656302, they're still very big and juicy, 1 definitely crossed the line, also she's perfect and will never find a man that will match her greatness
>>105404512>Did you even pay attention to the hotel inquriy report and the abc's reporting?Clearly you didn't.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-04/victoria-scales-back-troop-request-for-new-hotel-quarantine-prog/12952512
>>105405255And how is it that every other state managed hotel quarantine without fucking it up and causing a second wave?The DHHS ignored warnings from the AMA, their own internal emails showed they knew about the problems and did nothing.Not to mention these utterly worthless politicians and civil servants who either were lying or who had no idea what the fuck was going on
>>105405413It could have happened literally anywhere, is the point of the report.Decades of outsourcing and privatization led to this fuck up. Why do you think the majority of deaths happened in private aged cared? This isn't limited to Victoria.And shit, the whole Ruby Princess fiasco was the result of bureaucratic fuck up as well. Not to mention the incompetence of Berejiklian in the last few months.Attacking Victoria's triumph in overcoming this is a partisan action which spits on the hardships Victorians went through so we could have our freedoms, something almost nowhere else in the world has done.
Why won't Aussies post tennis?
wHAT'S a good educational channel for chess?
>>105405963Watch Ben Feingold or the St. Louis Chess Club
>>105405573Daniel Andrews was offered support from the ADF to handle the hotel quarantine, and yet he refused. Get btfo faggot
>>105405705she's a ten alright
>>105407041Don’t forget that the ADF was cheaper than private contractors as well
Nadal is a moonballer and you cannot change my mind
>>105407313t. didn't read the article>"The original request from Victoria has been scaled back after the ADF advised that they were not able to undertake any security type work or perform floor monitoring roles in the health hotels," a Government spokesperson said in a statement.
>>105397897I remember when Aussies hated all pollies by default. Now they're reaching American levels of party faithful retardation.
>>105406906ben just makes me laugh out loud
>>105410422It's not about defending politicians, it's about mocking foreigners for being retards.It's a time honoured tradition in this country.
They shouldn't have had this tournament in Australia. Just turn Miami into a slam
>>105410422>Now they're reaching American levels of party faithful retardation.Australians have always been this way. "I vote for da Libs because my parents vote for da libs">>105410437Ben's lesson's are genuinely good
>>105405573>It could have happened literally anywhere, is the point of the report.Hello PRGuyIt couldn't have happened in other states because they have actual competent state governments that don't seek to scapegoat some of the poorest paid workers for their fuck upsYou have to ignore the findings of the ABC and hotel inquiry report to argue otherwise>>105405573>And shit, the whole Ruby Princess fiasco was the result of bureaucratic fuck up as well. Not to mention the incompetence of Berejiklian in the last few months.Yes retard, and even with that their case rate remains 4 times lower per million>B-B-B-B-BUT MUH RUBY PRINCESSFucking sad deflection>Decades of outsourcing and privatization led to this fuck up. Why do you think the majority of deaths happened in private aged cared? This isn't limited to Victoria.It was the Victorian government who decided to use guards and not police you daft cunt. The guards couldn't even use physical force to stop people leaving, they would have had to call 000 unlike other states that had dedicated police>Attacking Victoria's triumph in overcoming this is a partisan action which spits on the hardships Victorians went through so we could have our freedoms, something almost nowhere else in the world has done.Four months of hard lockdown as a result of state government mismanagement which no one has been held accountable for isn't a "triumph" you dumb shill>>105410422cunt look up #istandwithdan, they're literal cultists
>>105411823>cunt look up #istandwithdan, they're literal cultistsI know m8, all my family is in Victoria and they post that shit all the time.
>>105404512>This saga is costing us money as is$ as in tennis australia needs the money and the victorian government is paranoid that they will lose the event.the hilarity is that the quarantine, the food, the mice and the insects that the tennis players are mostly right in complaining about are all a negative to the tourism that the event is supposed to, in theory, generate.
>>105411823You libs really are fucking stupid. Thank god less than 20% of Victorians prefer your dipshit leader.
>>105413087>You libs really are fucking stupid. Thank god less than 20% of Victorians prefer your dipshit leader.PrGuy, you have to deny reality to argue otherwise.The only reason Dan is in power is because of his personality cult, because as he has shown he's an incompetent leader who will scapegoat others for his own lack of capabilityAlso I'm not a lib>>105412790Yeah our debt is increasing 7 times, useless cunt
>>105413183>The only reason Dan is in power is because of his personality cult, because as he has shown he's an incompetent leader who will scapegoat others for his own lack of capabilityThis makes no sense. If he'd shown that, he would be deeply unpopular.
>>105413263He has shown his incompetence, you have to ignore that by his own account he had no idea who was making the decisions in his own government.You have to ignore that he passed legislation for greater fines on the basis of 1/4 of people tested positive not staying at home, when those figures were revealed.Your whole argument has been to ignore the abundance of evidence
>>105413087>You libs really are fucking stupid. Thank god less than 20% of Victorians prefer your dipshit leader.Haha he's eternally blown the fuck out Reminder that Dan Andrews government was revealed to be branch stacking. AND Daniel Andrews was outed to be a branch stacker himself
I bet he got dumped
>>105345002Australians are such bullies. Just give them private homes with pools and tennis courts also let them travel freely between Melbourne and Adelaide to have shirtless parties
>>105414495Baffling that people thought this would be easy given Australia's absurd lockdowns.They also chose to skip a perfect warm up like Delray, which was in a state that is completely open, and where almost no one is wearing masks in public outside of businesses.
>>105414580>Australia's absurd lockdownsBet you lost your parents to ronaGlad Radelaide is showing that we are truly the superior city. Fuck Melbourne.
>>105414580Victoria had 7 months of hard lockdown, at the worst>couldn't travel more than 5km from home>can only go out for an hour for exercise>only one member of the household could go shopping for food>night time curfew between 8-5pm>>105414639based, I live in cuckborne
Give. Miami. A. Major.
>>105414580Tennis players are just spoiled brats. Remember when they all cried because the USO put RFID tags in their credentials?>>105414750tell poots to leave my whyfoo alone
>>105414895How recent is that pic?
>>105414895NVMLast December. Would be based if it was recent
>>105415017I hope they have it this year as well, or is it too late?
>>105415140It was in June. It'll happen again. Covid will never end in Westoid countries
>>105415140>implying it won't happen right after the ATP cupPlayers in Adelaide weren't restricted and I hope he gets kicked out of a slam again
>>105415346It's so weird seeing people talk about Adelaide and how world famous my city is
>>105415346What are you talking about?
>>105397897the players are lying, they simply didn't read what was givenevent should be cancelled, diseased foreigners deported immediately
This is going to go a long way towards making Novak a sort of Union representative.In negotiation what he's doing is called the door in the face technique.
>>105415529If they cancel the event they should be stripped of the Major distinction
Mommy is 'fraid to go to work tomorrow >>105415535>This is going to go a long way towards making Novak a sort of Union representative.I'm sure players are just THRILLED to see him not have to be in quarantine
>>105415573good, hope the players never come back
>>105415606What a GODAlso why's mom scared??
>>105415535The last demand he made was fucking stupid. As soon as you read that you know not to take him seriously
>>105415629About the private houses?
>>105415628Glowies fear the insurrection before the inauguration
Might have some yoghurt
>>105415649Yes, so few house have their own courts and few are just available to be rented.
>>105415629He's speaking on behalf of all players. To not take his demands seriously is to laugh in the face of all participants. Nice try.
>>105415740Yeah he's retarded. It's not Long Island
>>105415721What the fr*ck is he getting his clothes tailored?
>>105415777God I wish I were his tailor
>>105415741>To not take his demands seriously is to laugh in the face of all participants.It was just the one demand I was talking about. Not coming up with a realistic solution when ‘negotiating’ is stupid.
>>105415766I doubt there are 47 private houses w tennis courts in Adelaide
Change the location on Twitter to Melbourne if you want to see real seething
>>105415529>the players are lying, they simply didn't read what was given>event should be cancelled, diseased foreigners deported immediatelyWhat's more plausible, the players lying or an incompetent state government being incompetent?
>Your average American shittalkerWhy can't Americans handle the bants?
Why can't Australians handle successfully running a tournament?
>>105416391why cant the rest of the world control a flu?
>>105416391Got the coof yet cunt?
>>105416391>he says in hospital
>>105416434actually Americans don't go to hospital because they can't afford it lol
>>105416053The players lying, obviouslyThey had it in writing and via conference call. They are incapable of paying attention.https://twitter.com/drvyom/status/1350701607311183874
>>105416823By the way, the conference call was required attending, that they were all told to attend. Some were too lazy to bother.
Who’s going to be the first player to get knee capped by a cop?
>>105416823Lies they were told if they were different boarding zones the entire flight wouldn't have to be quarantined which is what they're bitching abouthttps://twitter.com/sorana_cirstea/status/1350457784622477313>>105416879Paire
cucktoria should be barred from holding major events
>>105416929> we will update as we have any further information sounds like that isn't finalised and official because it wasn't, and some lying tennis player is trying to gaslight you. Fact is everybody should be in quarantined for two weeks even if nobody on the plane tests positive.
>>105416823>It was stated on a conference call that not all players attended.Retard the players were at different sides of the world, its unreasonable to expect them all to be available at a single time
>>105417289Wouldn't be more sensible to send them all an email?
>>105417299wouldn't it be more sensible to fuck off and leave and don't come back
>>105417299Yes it would, or mail them something.Though this is the Victorian state government here, a level of incompetence that would make California blush
>>105417315you first cunt
>>105417320who says they didn't?all they have is a preliminary piece of garbage from tennis australiaobviously tennis australia thought that they could get chairman dan to lighten the restrictions for the special tennis players, but they couldn't (or at least not to the extent that they wanted, rules SHOULD be that ANYBODY entering is quarantined, period, but that seems to have been relaxed to only people who are on planes with people who test positive) the original info they gave to the players was fake, and then the players didn't listen to the updates, as instructed.>>105417327why would I when I'm not a retarded eurocunt tennis player?
>>105417355Its the Victorian government we're talking about, basic competence is a goddamned miracle
>>105417431There certainly would have been an email about the conference call, otherwise how did ANYBODY attend a random unannounced conference call?So if you couldn't make the conference call, you would still follow up on what the information was> I will miss the call because sleep and not bother to find out what I missedReally?
Not making it 100% clear that players might have to hard quarantine is actually a masterstroke because half the draw wouldn't have turned up had they known.RIP Happy Slam moniker ????-2021
How much do they pay this PR guy?I've always wanted a job where I could work from home so it'd be nice for a ballpark figure kthx
>>105417519you mean that shill cunt on twitter?
>>105416929nah, they're lying/just don't know what the fuck they're talking about https://twitter.com/alcalejon/status/1350577510057193478
>>105417658Nah the shill cunt in this thread
still no draw
>>105418038do you not realise that draws aren't out until a couple of days before the tournament starts? usually the last Friday before the tournament
>now join my new players council and you'll get a private home, tennis court, a pool, a puppy and all the ice cream you can EAT!
>>105418074After seeing all these photos of Nole, it has made me decide to go down and camp outside that hotel. I thought it might be a bit creepy, but fuck it.
>>105418626Get pics of Halep. She's at the Majestic Suitest. knower
>>105418673Isn't that where Djokovic is too?
>>105418673afaik they are all in the Majestic
Players are butthurt that Blanderson was allowed 6 people in his "team"
>>105415721He should just win this one slam, cuck fedora in overall weeks as number 1 and then I'd have him rather fuck around, especially with media and onionboys, not taking anything seriously, but knowing he's a retard he won't do that
>>105420141He's a washed up has-been he shouldn't even be allowed at a Slam
>go to a penal colony to play sports>be surprised when you're treated like a prisonerReally didn't make me think
>>105420819Kek srsly though America needs two Slams.Australia should be turned into a Masters event
>>105405705who is this
Why couldn’t they just host this in Dubai and Doha