Sex toy thief forced to eat dog food edition
King Prawn Diarrhoeasak
Active and thriving community this
bring on the antipodean summer of test cricket I say
n or e?
>>104029119Degenerate dead fuckwit
could have done with a better thread
>>104030198shut up bellend
>>104030198Give him a break lad. He's bald and has no employable skills
All better than living in the nonce shithole known as New Zealand
is there a stream off of camsoda?
no one ITTcan't blame them
personally i blame myself
what's that autistic dyke minister of poopeeland doing in star wars?
>>104036796mate are you faceblind
>>104036923autists often are
>>104025904hello cricbros how are you boisbrazilbro here hope all is fine
>>104030198yeah this is a new low
>>104030198>>104037978we need hibi/cric/ back
we need you to fuck off
>>104025904pic of Jana?
seething kiwi hasnt changed after all these years
>all these yearsyou've been here one max
hmm ravindra......hmhHM? Will Young?...... oooooodevon co-........holy... holy based... DEVON CONWAY OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>104038585take your meds
is tom brady the best ever to play at the oval?
/cric/ is dead and au/sp/ is thriving
>>104038814/cric/ is an exclusive club for elites
ausp certainly isnt auspicious
you know what else is thriving? redditfunny coincidence....
>>104038869giving this post some thought
bit in that i reckon
>>104038814>au/spautistic sports lol
chicken on the weber beer in handlife isn't so bad
>>104038869oh yeah? i have one question... how do you know it's thriving?
>>104038995having a laff at this
>Jonah Lomu suffered a peritonitis at an Auckland bus station in November 2015. He fell down two sets of stairs and briefly recovered before he collapsed and convulsed, violently relieving his bowels. The volume was so great that he drowned in feces while convulsing, spreading the poop into his mouth and eyes. Apparently Lomu had eaten habanero peppers because the noxious gas had burnt the eyes and lungs of EMTs. His final words were “my arse is burning ow my ass please end my life it stinks so bad”. He coughed from his stinky poop so hard that in his last moments, his eyes popped out and scared him to death when he saw his reflection in a silver dollar. The coroner ruled it a natural death, and unpleasantly smelly. Damn.
>>104039039Reckon this is the moment NZ lost it's soul and became a feminist muslim country.
>>104025904Honestly, grain-free dog food is better than a lot of food I've had in Africa and The Islamist Socialist Republic of Britanistan. It's like you guys conquered the world for spices and then forgot they exist. In all fairness, though, I am from a region of the US that is relatively known for overspicing food. >anon why were you eating dog foodPoverty. I got better.
do americans actually
>>104039011I didn't.... you just confirmed it XD
oh my dear.....
How did they fuck up a Dark Tower movie this badly
Really dislike all internet poomunities now, finna become a e-hermit
The Yeed Show feat. armourlad
Zachy, you are sat in your box as a train signaller and your alone. Everything is running well, it’s pretty sedate, you’re starting to think it’ll be an easy day.... ***BING BING BING*** you are suddenly alerted to a fatality on the tracks of an extremely route during rush hour. What steps do you take next?
Weekly checking in on the /cric/ lads
Things not looking good for /cric/
bit rough for >muh strikers missing finals on NRR
>>104039391Get a baboon out the cage
sharjeel is a big boy chasing a big centuryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpHvC2WlFU8
Don't worry guys i've made the switch from au/spCric's posts per hour bout to finna skyrocket
To counter act the poster above I will now leave /cric/ for au/sp/.
I am 31 today
happy birthday from au/sp/ m8
>>104040135happy birthday from shitspouter and the nz/cric/ gang
imagine the sex Daniel and Zachy are having right now
>>104040135Happy birthday boomer bro
>>104039053Americans will eat literally anything
land of the freea man can eat dog food and no damn government bureaucratic can tell him otherwise
any kinos going?
gotta deep fryem dem boys HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOGGIE now we're talking a feed
>one chance at life>not american
>>104040426I'll check round the back one sec
reading Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon while listening to all the bands they mention, I'm feeling kino
Might eat some finna toast.
Y'all afraid of a little flavour
>>104040480what's the dirty water
settled on creed 2 for this evening
>>104040571sneed 2 lol
no it's called creed 2
yep thinking cricket
just want the new ps5
i don't mind waiting, only really want to play demons souls and i already have anyway
only just getting into the ps4 me
instead of spending money on a new ps5 you could spend money on chrstimas prezzies for your family and friends instead
>>104040776There's a huge sale on right now and I spent over $200 today even though I got about 30 games in my backlog that I wanna play.
>>104038046Jana defi or someshit page 3 model
just want the new Xbox
>>104040820based won't see me falling for the 599 australian dollars meme
my name is josh but idk if you mean me
>christmas>ever being allowed again
just want to express how fucking shit The Byrds are. what's up with the historical sucking off of the 60s? most of these bands were shitty one hit wonders, and most of the hits are cloying drosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKN5h6RrMHo
love how much the au/sp/ newcunts seethe so much at /cric/ that they don't even include it in the OP anymore lmao
take your virgin thread wars back there
I know you're reading this post Daniel
>>104039039classic sporting moment
Thinking goodbye yellow brick road is the best song writting by elton johny
i don't think he wrote his own songs
yes he did sweaty
tick tock cumskines
Watching bacurau (2019)
>>104041282rate this one tbqh
I traveled enough in my youth to be over the experience of new places good and bad, but for some reason I often find myself looking at LA on google maps and just being fascinated at how it all fits together. reckon I'll do the west coast of north america when I can afford proper 5 star treatment
reflecting on the early 10sodd future, animal collective, lady gaga and all that
>>104041437Funny how fast pop music changes. It all seems so old now.
more like the london review of cuckshttps://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2020/november/the-fish-rots-from-the-head
>>104041602what's his point exactly
Zachy you here mate
>>104041749that people use terms defined by the educated elite to shit on elitists.
Had a call with my depressed cousin, jesus christ I cannot do that shit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/jykjg4/hes_been_sat_here_for_20_minutes_just_staring_at/wow he's literally me
>>104025904>Sex toy thief forced to eat dog foodstunningly new low for daniel, when will he just give up and go back to NZ?
>>104041785>>104042608Missing him today. Hope he's keeping alright. Despite our butting heads over the years, I consider him a genuine lad and would buy him a pint.