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go knights
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>>101178651
excuse me, sir, this is a christian imageboard
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>>101178651
small cock /hoc/
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>>101178671
great, post some images of some christians
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>>101178654
What the fuck retard made this shit? Nowhere in Wisconsin do they root for the Blackhawks
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>>101178683
What team is that?
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>>101178677
kristian vesalainen
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>>101178683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-V7wmNV7II
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>>101178677
you start
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Flyers
Predators
Blue Jackets
Wild
Blues

Thoughts?
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>>101178727
I thought you were stupid, but now I know for sure
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>>101178727
good picks for teams that will be eliminated first
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>>101178741
>>101178750
t. their teams weren't chosen
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>>101178727
hard to imagine the mild winning anything. same goes for the canucks, though
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>>101178786
yeah, it's like choosing between the islanders and panthers
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Have a great day, /hoc/
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>>101178824
based kraken bro
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>>101178765
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>[DoPS] Chicago’s Drake Caggiula will have a hearing Sunday for an Illegal Check to the Head on Edmonton’s Tyler Ennis.
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short series always favor the inferior team on paper because all it takes is a couple outlier events(like a goalie completely locked in, superstar take over etc) to win the series. Edmonton absolutely got hosed by the format
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>>101179118
I'd say cope
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Good morning Fire Nation
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>>101179118
gooood morning Cope Cnation
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>>101179118
had to turn on the heat because of this ice cold take
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Gary's going to have a tough time deciding between the pongs and soilers for lafren.
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Alright /hoc/ you fucking retarded faggots
God I fucking hate all of you

What are todays picks?
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>>101179313
My team
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>>101179320
k what else?
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>>101179325
That’s it. That’s all that matters.
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>>101179313
NSH
BOS
COL
CLB
MIN
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>>101179313
you dead in a ditch
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>>101179334
alright, how do I put "my team" down on my slip?
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>>101179338
You really think the Jackets can beat the Laffs?
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>>101179347
Big tough guy, big internet tough guy.

Meet me out on the Trans Canada highway in 5 mins, I'll be there.
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>gambling
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>>101179358
Yes, fuck Toronto. Fuck everything about Toronto, even their hockey team.
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>>101179360
okay
watch out for the ditch ;)
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>>101179365
Betting on games makes watching 90% more fun. Makes you actually care.
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>>101179391
I always care because I'm such a big fan of the sport
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>>101179416
Thats cause you're an npc cuck!
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>>101179313
Who cares? Only shit games today
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>>101179493
Why are you here?
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>>101179416
Good post. Gambling is degenerate and I watch only for the love of the game
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>>101179513
To kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
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>>101179519
>>101179534
t. reddit bugmen who knelt during anthem
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>>101179519
>>101179534
t. incredibly based lads
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>>101179535
Cringe.
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>>101179583
I'm cringing twice as hard at you, buster.
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>>101179599
I'm sure you are, vanityfag.
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>>101179613
I bet you can't even roll dubs
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btfo
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On 2nd thought it's not all shit games. I will be tuning in to the Maple Leafs vs the Blue Jackets today, I think it has the highest meme potential /90
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>>101179639
Clearly you can't.

Watch and learn you plebian.
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>>101179989
this is a new low for xheattle fans and it hasn't even been a month yet
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*siiiiips*
drop the puck gary
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Wat happen to schifle?
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>>101180287
he is kill
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Another non-ghost filled night on the job lads.
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>>101180344
for the rest of the playoffs?
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>>101180371
Probably for his career
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>>101180287
tkachuk tried to matt cooke him
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***happa gook kneels in your direction and tells you to renounce your white privilege and that hockey needs to be diversified ***
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>>101180413
He did it to himself, tkachuck did literally nothing.
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>>101180413
Is there a webm of what happen?
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My Bruies/nuckies/cappies finna dab
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>>101180529
Good thing Dumba is trade stock at this point anyways
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>>101180413
not even a flims fan but he took a bad fall because he turned at the last minute
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>>101180705
Imagine rooting for the bad guys
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Who wants to get /fit/ today?

>every goal /yourteam/ scores
20 pushups
>every goal the /badguys/ score
20 crunches
>intermission
50 squats
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>>101180764
I hope tkachuk eliminates all of the jets just for the lulz
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>>101180814
one large pizza
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>>101180814
How fat are you?
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>>101180814
I legitimately need to start getting fit, I was literally just looking in the mirror and noticed I've gotten flabbier since March
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>>101180814
t. fat ass doing an Instagram workout of the day to feel like he's actually doing something (he's not)
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>And nothing else matters!
They knew it.
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>>101180935
Thank you.
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>>101180814
i am stuck at 20 pushups since march and can't make any progress. what do?
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>>101180856
we don't really eat it that much pizza in america
we are not italians
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>>101181021
21 pushups
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>>101181118
thats italy. see the flag?
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>>101180930
Drink only black coffee from tims, no sugar drinks at all. Low carb intake and you'll be off that numale flab in no time
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If vegas is so good, why isn’t their trophy case filled? Checkmate copey
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>>101181057
Literally the most eaten food in America
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>>101181250
That would be hamburgers actually.

Most eaten food in Canada is semen, as it should be.
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>>101181250
never seen anyone eat pizza. i tried it a couple times as a kid didn't really like it. i prefer fruit salads and tofu.
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>>101181346
> i prefer fruit salads and tofu.
can you post your titties?
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>>101181346
Thats right boy you slurp down those søybeans all day all night
Turn you into the little faggot you are.
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>>101181420
Yes daddy, can i suckle your thick canadian cock please?
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how many times did you say no to racism today?
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>>101181346
>i know this is b8, but anyway
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Finna jerk it to snake girls before I go to bed. Wake me before the first game starts okay?
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>>101181456
>be me
>live alone
>randomly shout "fuck niggers" while doing chores around the house
>toast an invisible glass
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>>101181454
Sorry, my femdick can't ejaculate anymore.
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>>101181600
Nobody said you get to cum. Now put on the programming socks
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>>101181456
here is the situation:
aйяйяй yбили
ни зa чтo ни пpo чтo cyки зaмoчили
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>>101181772
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>>101181772
Sorry, I don’t speak hebrew
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>>101181786
thats serbian
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>>101181824
Bless you
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>>101181783
warum die madchen lieben die soldaten?
darum sie haben bomben und granaten
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>>101179313
Da Habs
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>>101181936
Warum lieben die Mädchen Soldaten?*
Darum sie Bomben und Granaten Haben*
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leave it to /hoc/ to be a bunch of complete faggots
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i am studying inuit lads.
can leafs read this:
ᐃᓄᓗᒃᑖᑦ ᐃᓅᓕᓵᓐᖑᖅᐳᑦ
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>>101182054
Ach Scheiße, haben
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>>101178651
Go pens
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>>101182054
but that breaks the rhymes
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>>101182099
Careful, you’re gonna piss copey off
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>>101182111
What rhymes
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>>101182137
you do know what poetry is? i am a poet.
soldaten - granaten etc
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>>101182099
>7 (seven) straight playoff losses
LMAO
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>>101182137
for example:
pommit tippuu
mita vittuu
thats poetry
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>>101182199
aren't you the rap god
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>>101182155
No, poetry is entirely unknown to Finns.
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>>101182192
Cope
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>subhuman yinzers are bitching about the format
LMAO
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this is the best I could fit on 4chan cause I suck at ffmpeg
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>>101182483
what excuse will they come up with next?
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>>101182080
I don't speak welfare
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>>101182521
The ice was bad goy!
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stop your kritiikkii
vitun friikkii
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>tfw the pongs 3peat
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>>101182483
literally "if my team wins, then gary was a genius in masterminding hockey's return. if my team loses then enjoy your asterisk cup retards"
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Hockey is a lot like taking a shit you never know when you’re gonna bleed
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>>101182582
kritiikkii and friikkii are both in the partitive here which is just wrong for what you're trying to say
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>>101182622
Ouch
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>>101182622
This analogy doesn't work for me because i bleed every time i go poo poo
laffs fan btw
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>>101182521
“Jack Johnson was on the ice, doesn’t count!”
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>>101182637
>partitive
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>>101182486
That wasn’t even intentional. Christ that’s just unfortunate for winnipeg in general
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drank too much again last night
why do I always do this?
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>>101182486
thats me forgetting how to stop in a beer league game
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>>101179338
Flyers are beating Boston.
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>>101182754
I don't know what you mean by this.
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>>101182788
cause you are an alcoholic maybe? nah. that can't be
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>>101182712
Unironically this
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>>101182486
Another angle shows Tkachuk put his skate directly into Mark's ankle, you can find the slow motion of it on the Jets subr*ddit. And later Giordano chopped Laine's arm and took him out of the game.
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>>101183039
Ya it looked on purpose to me. Tho i dont think he meant to put him out of the game
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Finished part 2, two hours and 40 minutes of kino left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcJxJJivALg
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>>101182968
no, that's probably it
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fuck all canadian teams to be honest
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>>101183190
all of them? there's not even one that you sort of like?
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Real talk. Is gretzky better than the current top 10 players? Could gretzky even play the modern game? Everything is so much faster, more precise.
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>>101183145
Don’t worry, I’m a functional alcoholic. The key is setting rules for yourself and following them.
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>>101183259
canucks are alright I guess
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>>101183409
he is an overrated shitter who played in the era of low skilled farm boys and tapped in 10 goals a game. adjusted for inflation, ovi is the absolute champ.
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>>101183504
Ovi over Crosby? Don't know about that
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>>101183438
that contradicts the definition of an alcoholic
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No better feeling than waking up and taking a shit that takes three flushes to go down
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>>101183438
If you drink too much, aren't you implying you broke the rule?
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>>101183537
crosby is a talented player who sometimes wins important games. ovi is also a top tier goal scorer
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>>101183409
>is 80s gretzky better than players today?
no
if gretzky went through the same training that modern players go through though he would absolutely mog shitters like ovi
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>>101183190
This
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>>101183583
I mean sure but Crosby plays the whole game and wins championships with an s on the end
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>comparing gr*tzky to alex the gr8
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>>101183409
He’d survive but look at who gretzky faced in net every time
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>>101183574
Yes. They key rule for me is never overindulge on a weekday. I have a strict 3 beer maximum on weekdays.
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gretzky still had some big seasons in the dead puck era after the strike when he was old and had a fucked up back
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Okay what about Bobby orr?
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>>101183607
He’s also a faggot twink
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>>101183746
takes one to know one champ
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>>101183607
championships are a team accomplishment
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>>101183409
the goalies were smaller than gretzky himself back then. the tallest one in the NHL was 5'8.
now the average player is 5'11 and the average goalie is 6'2
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>>101183739
Potvin was better
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>>101183607
crosby plays on better teams thats all
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>>101183746
All i need is my biases confirmed.
BEHOLD
THE TOP 5 OF ALL TIME
Lidstrom
Yzerman
Crosby
Ovi
Lemieux
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>>101182788
as long as you are able to keep on with your life (working, studying, etc.) there is nothing wrong with that
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>>101183739
same
hugely overrated for the same reasons
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>>101183746
Cope
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name two black people you like
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>>101183039
t. seething injun
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>>101180529
NHL bubbles protected by police paid for by taxpayers. Fucking niggers.
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>>101183943
Louis Farrakhan
Mohammad Ali
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>>101183943
Mannerheim
Wilson Kurwa
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>>101183943
Mike Tyson
Jarome Iginla
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>>101183943
Wayne Simmonds and Ray Emery
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How many more day until racism is ended?
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>>101183943
Reginald VelJohnson
Bill Cosby
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>>101184269
Racism will end when leafs win the cup
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>>101184639
Good to know racism is forever.
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Kachuck literally unironically kicked him
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Good morning to all you stupid fucking jew worshipping semen huffing faggots hope you burn in hell for being rape victims and find bettman tkachuk and your rapist fathers waiting for you down there
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>>101184743
hey fuck you motherfucker come say that to my face and I’ll eat your ass bitch
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>>101184743
Schieffle just wanted to do a twist that’s all
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>>101184767
>>101184778
You will fart cum and blood for a week
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>>101184803
Ummm excuse me but sounds fuckin GAY
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my pensies :(
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>>101178651
I am so fucking disgusted with the NHL after Matt Dumbass little speech and this black lives bullshit. Not a single one of them skates for black lives. That shit doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Fuck them. Especially Dumba
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>jest
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>>101183943
Putin
Lenin
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Gooood morning, /hoc/!

Pretty gud feeling not being a >pongs fan, isn't it?
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>>101184849
This I skate for philipino lives
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>>101184830
This goes for you, gary bettman, all calgary flames, and all calgary flames fans.
You like gay because your happy to get raped. Too scRed to buy sex toys because your mental midget that thinks you would get laid at the mall by women (as if you even like women) if people somehow couldnt abundsntly clearly recognize already that you are homo so insettead you sit around just dreaming of the real thing. 9 inch black dick to spilit open your insides and you will have lubey diarreha blood shits all over your dads bed and even thouhg you like it he weill gwt mad and say "either way wheterher youre gay or someone else thats not me raped you i am very fucking angry"
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I skate for Bulju
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>>101184849
they made up for it by killing a jets player
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>>101184849
Dumba is a filthy flip: he is a shitter
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Hockey is stupid and I don’t respect it

That’s right I just have sex with it
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Reminder to laugh at everyone who lost yesterday and Vegas and Boston.
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>>101184993
seething
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>>101185039
LOL!!!!
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>>101185079
His wife is black but his kids are white

How
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I wonder if anyone’s had the bright idea just to turn off the internet to sams wigwam so we don’t get to see shit like >>101184993
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>>101185115
>getting rekt by sam
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>>101185115
unfortunately the libraries have to let his kind in
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>>101185148
intellectuals?
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>>101185148
He probably has to give them all his listerine for a month just to use their computers
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Playoffs are the worst time of the year for me because I want to post about hockey but I can’t read
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>>101185168
*intellectually disabled
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>>101185168
he is referring to jesters
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>>101183943
Can’t
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>>101184743
haahahaha

u mad? :-)
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>>101185168
Im too smart for the library. I go the library every 2 or 3 years or so. Cant go more than once a year. Pretending to not know how to fill out a membership form and asking which address to use, etc, just generally wasting help desk time is of great fun to me. I read in my study at home.
>>101185210
>>101185290
No retards hes referring to winnipeg lirbabrys being full of methheads and sexual predators. The secret being when i do go i dont hang out with the fucking rapists i go up to the higher floors where the mommy milfs are reading encyclopedias
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Matt Murray? More like Matt Shitgay, lmao
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>>101180538
>he dindu nuffin
tkachuk family are the niggers of nhl
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>>101185519
Yea. 60 iq rapin stealin shuck jivin kinky top fucking get the fuck outta here hockeys for civilized people we seperate the cream from the crop the wheat from the chaff the men from the fucking apes
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Go National Breadeteurs
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>>101184914
If the penguins win laf I'll kill myself. Let them rot in the gutter for 7 seasons like the rest of us
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>>101185626
You know it would be funny if they don’t get him, but the lottery ball was one away from being chosen for them.
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Everybody in pittsburgh is braindead from huffing smog so fucking stupid it turned them gay if Laf shows up theyll start raping him like they did to crosby. Concussions from head pounding against heas board. He starts pinning sterons then he gets big nut eventually the rape/concussions/general pittsburgh air just cause him to give in anyway and return to faggot. Dont let it happen the Laf
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God damn god damn lil sammy the man
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For me it's Mikael Grönholm.
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>>101179565
>this reply to an anon that posted Don Cherry (PBUH)

kwab
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Granlund - Grönland - Raanlunti
Sieppi - Tukiainen

Ykköskenttä on selviö jos loukkantumisia ei tapahdu. Joku kolmesta Grönluntista ottaa kiekon mailan lapaansa ja veivaa maaliin.
Alapäässä Sieppi pitää Ranelundit tyytyväisinä ja Tuksu häiritsee vastustajan peliä.
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Ya hate to see it, Schiefele rolling around like a soccer player on the ice.
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I really like kyle connor and laine. Was pretty based to see them live way back

The winnipeg team has suck character and way of playing that they are the only non-boston team that i truly look forward to. Its sad that the nhl version of ben askren hurt their best player , he needs to have his shit pushed in

The problem is that nhl ben askren is in fact tall and strong and athletic, and is not easy to beat simply because he's a nerd and inlikable- wheeler did a poor job; you need an nhl version of jorge masvidal to kick his shit
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>>101185756
For me it's Raanlunti
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STAND FOR THE ANTHEM. 13 COMMITS 53 BTW
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>>101185858
This is what happens when the jew has been pussyfied the league for 30 years.
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>>101185882
I salute you.

T. Saku Selänne
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I support players kneeling for the anthem since APPARENTLY NIGGERS LIKE TKACHUK ARE WELMCOME IN TBE NHL
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>>101185858
standby for game #2 revanche
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>>101179313
>preds
>flyers
>avs
>teds
>wild
I was for 5 for 5 yesterday btw
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>>101185908
Jets need to carry an undercover literal goon fighter to take out the bullies
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>Well there's a dark cloud rising from the desert floor
>I packed my bags and I'm heading straight into the storm
>Gonna be a twister to blow everything down
>That ain't got the faith to stand its ground
>Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
>Blow away the dreams that break your heart
>Blow away the lies that leave you nothing but lost and brokenhearted

>The dogs on main street howl
>Cause they understand
>If I could take one moment into my hands
>Mister, I ain't a boy, no, I'm a man
>And I believe in a promised land
>And I believe in a promised land
>And I believe in a promised land
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>>101179358
Not only can they beat the laffs but they will sweep the laffs
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I omly have a beer and a half and id really like to drink them proble m being its a long weekend and i shouldnt drink them before i drive in to town to buy mor. Decisions decisions
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>>101186043
Got any whiskey? Have a drop of that and put you to sleep, then drive to town when you wake up.
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>>101185544
he definitely mad son
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>>101186072
I have a stash of ~20 liters of vodka but thats emergency vodka
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>>101185987
What every team need is at least one enforcer and the Jew has to allow real fighting again.

You know it's a pussy league full of pussy teams when a guy like Wheeler drop the gloves
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ted leader standing by
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>>101186043
>not being good to drive after two beers
wew lad
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Hockey is infinitely better to watch in the empty arenas desu, also fuck the pens
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>>101186175
The cops sit right on the one road into town unless i take the shitty fucking backroads and spend 30 minutes on what should be a 7 minute drive
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>rask not playing
KWAB ACAB
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>>101186139
The instigator rule is older than Gary's tenure, if that's what you mean.
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Chris Johnston@reporterchris
Joonas Korpisalo starts for the #CBJ vs the #leafs in Game 1.

John Tortorella: "I'm not explaining it."
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>>101186200
Whats the legal limit in cucknada
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>everyone wears masks
>blm shit everywhere
>some fag hurts the beat player and only some weak oldfag attempts retribution

This is decline of an empire lads
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>>101185501
Based
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>>101178671
>dabs on you in Wiccan
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>>101186305
latvians btfo
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>>101186329
The strongest stick is the one with the most flex.
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>>101186200
so what? do they have a fucking DWI checkpoint set up at noon on a sunday? or do the cops in town know you're a fucking moron and just pull you over as a matter of course
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"Look out for the boards next time, Mark."
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>>101186377
The second one
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FUCK cowboy larpers
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>>101186377
1. Its a long weekend and theyve done it before
2. Theyre fucking dickheads im not a moron theyre just fucking kikes
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Hope they kneel on your neck you dumb faggot
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>>101183943
Kanye West
lil Uzi Vert
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Jets vs Flames should be called Battle of Atlanta
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>>101186461
1. in the time we've been talking about this you could have gone and bought beer already
2. you are a fucking moron
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Im more jacked than all these sissy fucking cops
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>>101186509
I dont want to go into town until ive done my pullups for the day and i cant get out to my bar because walking around is rather disorienting atm
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>>101186528
yeah, my second point definitely still stands
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GO AVS
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>>101186507
nice one
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>>101186528
How many pullups can you do
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>>101186542
Im not hungover im just dehydrated i feel great aside from chest pain i just cant stand up
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>>101186559
stay away from him lads, he's got covid
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*sips*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM SO REAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Im gonna put my head through a fucking wall ive loved this day four times already
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So we all know the Avs are a great team, but do you guys think they have what it takes to beat the poos today?
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It took me 2 months to get to 1 pullup. Now i can do 4 poor form
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I had to burn my Ryan kesler Jersey after he tweeted #4moreyears

Stupid fucking chud
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>>101186606
No I don't think they're a great team and I think St Louis will skullfuck them today
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>>101186812
Wtf I love Kesler now
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Wasn't asking you Sam
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Dumba's skin color looks like the shit I took this morning
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Rent free you fucking redditor ive been making my bed for 15 minutes
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what's kraken, /hoc/?
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NIGGER
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Sam's not taking Schieffles injury well i see, poor guy
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>>101186812
I thought you were just shitposting but holy shit the guy actually did it. I'm not even a trump fan but that makes me so happy knowing hockey has players who aren't afraid of putting their wrongthink views out there
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>>101186994
It’s not wrong think , trump is horrendous and responsible for American deaths
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>>101187005
okay redditor
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Matt Murray's positioning fucking sucks. If Jarry is not in net next game and Habs win this fucking series and lose the opportunity to get Lafreniere, I will be furious.
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>>101187018
Ok incel
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>>101187033
People that obsess over pussy never have sex, you'd know this if you were older than 17 years old
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>people think trump is the next hitler when hes really just a pandering neo zionist
Yawn. Call me back when he fucking hiroshimas portland
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>>101187005
Trump is just a symptom, the cause is the "hell yeah mother trucker im a stronk free murican who don't need no mask from the gubmint" attitude. People are dying because their health is their own responsibility but they're too retarded to care
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>>101187053
COVID is a hoax virus and any adult who doesnt spend all day on pleddit already knows this
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>>101182483
>yinzers
But that's the Cleveland Monsters logo in his profile picture.
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Retards are awake I see
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>>101187053
i take it you don't know the same shit is happening in europe? in germany of all places.
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I workout everyday and acknowledge a God (complex network of collective human unconscience) so even if chink aids was real its paltry sub 1% death rate wouldmt have a fucking chance against a tuned in God in the flesh
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>>101187083
COVID is a hoax virus and any adult who doesnt spend all day on pleddit already knows this
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>COVID cancels season early temporarily
>Don't play for a few months
>Return to play
>Suffer a possibly career-effecting injury 1st game of the qualifiers
F for schieffle, that sucks hard
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>>101187033
Damn, what a burn...
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>>101187064
>>101187098
Let me guess, a facebook meme from a conspiracy theorist told you otherwise
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>>101187099
It was barely more than a fucking papercut. Stop being so melodramatic.
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>>101187130
you dont understand how knee injuries work, do you? Wouldn be shocked either way, paper delivery isnt that physically demanding to begin with
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>>101187099
Maybe someone will "accidently on purpose" elbow Tkachuk's head and he's the next Steve Moore
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>>101187125
Let me guess you think the color pink is real
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>>101187125
stop replying to that retard
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>>101187144
>you dont understand how knee injuries work, do you? I do, since I've had 10 tears on my left MCL and 2 on my right. But itt's pretty fucking obvious that you don't know how knee injuries work you stupid fucking faggot.
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>>101187203
Holy fuck youre such a GDE just rope
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Trump chuds are uneducated cultists who vote against their own economic interests
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>>101187216
>Trump chuds are uneducated cultists
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>>101187191
nobody gives a shit you obsessed faggot. you've been spouting this crap about covid for months like you have a skin in the game. shut the fuck up and talk hockey.
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>>101187216
Still voting trump
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>>101187235
lmao btw Im also the same person that spams dog pizzas
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>>101186994
>wrongthink
You're not using the term correctly.

he's simply supporting the incumbent president
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>>101187248
no but you are the same no lifer who spams about 1993 and other repetitive bullshit. same level of dedication that highlights your lack of purpose in life.
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I'm trying to get fit. I put on weight during the lockdown and now I'm trying to cut.
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>>101187292
>>101187292
>same level of dedication that highlights your lack of purpose in life.
>try and warn them of the hoax vaccine for the hoax virus
>they dont listen
>mf
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Im back bitches. Fuck the yotes desu
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>>101187294
Kettlebells, resistance bands and running have been suitable for me
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>>101187294
I think you should burn more calories than you consume and you should lose weight
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>>101187305
welcome back buddy
but also go yotes
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>>101187303
thats a bad cause. stop wasting your time. go learn something useful instead. nobody cares about covid. we will manage.
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I hate the mutts and the nasshville pedophiles so i guess ill be rooting for injuries and finish goaltending
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>>101187349
>nobody cares about covid.
Thats my point
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>>101187319
thats not how this works. i eat 2000 calories and burn about 1500 and i am 250lbs
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>>101187366
Sounds to me like you need to burn 500+ more calories retard
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>>101187366
> 250 lbs
> fit
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>>101187305
Youre obviously mentally ill if you watch anime so if youd like to start posting all the creampie crossdresser pics you have feel free
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>>101187065
His profile says he’s a Steelers penguins fan.
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>>101187405
then I guess he's just confused as fuck
or maybe he's some eastern Ohio fan who naturally gravitates to western Pennsylvania teams
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>>101187366
Sounds like youre just a fat fucking retard. My late night snack last night was chips thne a magnum then a handful of icecream then two muffins. I woke up 3 hr later and had some pork and a bowl of potato salad. This after a day of drinking beer all day. I weigh 195-200. Seriously what the FUCK is wrong with fat people you subhuman fucking scum neck yourself.
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>>101187393
you can't burn as much as you eat, you absolute fuckwit. you'd fucking die.
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Being a ducks fan is depressing
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>>101187429
Wrong thats how you lose weight you fat fuck
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>>101187425
Based and high test
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>>101187430
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For me it’s knowing that I could heem Canada at any moment
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>>101178824
My friend said he's buying a kraken jersey and I called him a faggot. I hate his guts now. I'm also a massive faggot and a bitch boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boygdvdm ,ds.. cds sdijuic bbh uidh[sn[cv hj vuop his blcak jdpenis ,c ,vjn
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>>101187305
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>>101187492
Why do I feel like some furry made that?
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Polish people arent allowed to watch hockey imo. Dumb like coons and not even a fraction of the athleticism.
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>>101187505
Because both the yotes and the sexual predators are furries
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>>101187436
no you moron, look it up. you lose weight by burning enough calories to cover the food intake minus what your body needs to function. you burn calories in your sleep, so it is never a zero balance, you retarded clown. but you know that might work for you since you have no brain so you don't burn as much.
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>>101187505
hockey = furpuck so you're probably right
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>>101187522
Well when you stay fat remember this is why
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>>101187522
If I don’t eat then I burn more than I eat that day. Retard. Or are you implying everyone who fasts does from it?
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>>101187522
Maybe just not being a gluttonous piece of shit is too hard for you. Luckily theyve made advances in synthetic fabrics so with a proper ibeam on which to affix yourself, even you can hang yourself
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>>101187492
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPtFp1qRFcE

What are you fags listening to
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>>101187396
I only traffic in non-lewd 2d hockey wifus, sorry. Even I have some standards
>>101187492
Im not scared of an even fatter Kessel and that overrated cuck Hall
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>>101187558
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>>101187520
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>>101187598
>I only traffic in non-lewd 2d hockey wifus, sorry. Even I have some standards
welcome back, N/a/shville.
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>>101187598
I will drive to tennessee and rape you
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finished kino lads, now pregame sauna
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>>101187598
>tap water
That makes sense, why would you consume a beverage that is 140 degrees F if your home is regularly 140 degrees F outdoors.
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>>101187628
You only have 30 minutes Binland, better make it quick
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>>101187635
>american games with anthems and sheet
Easiöy 45min
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Cute girl hockey anime when ?
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>>101187621
i'm half-sure it's legal there, i haven't checked the news sites this week.
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>>101187608
Gray won't let that happen. If the team was going to move, they probably would have done that before 2012.
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>>101187649
Yeah because Gary hates making money from teams in new markets
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Who is this guy and why should I listen to him regarding race and cultural issues?
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>>101187492
real talk: a sabretooth tiger would fuck up a coyote, even a pack of coyotes wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>101187539
yes and how long can you last not eating?
i am saying your body eats calories at rest so you don't have to burn the same amount of calories FROM EXERCISE to match what you eat. from exercise being the key. thats what people imply when they say how much they burn. you fat piece of shit.
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>>101187679
You can fast for long periods of time if you make sure to get electrolytes.
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>>101187666
Satan's back lads
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>>101187509
Isn't Gretzky a polak though? Or was he Ukrainian, I can't remember
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>>101187666
he's a racial identitarian opportunist who just wants power (and money)
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>>101187679
Obviously youre not burning enough if youre 250 but let me guess you are 6'11 or some shit
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>>101187679
If I eat 100 calories, I can EASILY burn that off in an hour of exercise.
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>>101187509
Kurwa
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>>101187644
not soon enough
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>>101187691
At the end of the day, Satan is an archangel that is attributed to one of the greatest quotes of Western Civilization.
>It is better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
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>>101187666
He's some philippino guy whos trying to get a diversity job because he knows his hockey career is over soon
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fuck weabus and fuck satanists and especially fuck sunbelt hockey
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>>101187741
I hope we can get some trade value for him, because he went from MVP contention to dogshit since last season when he got injured
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N/a/shville!
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Nashville
Colorado
Columbus
Minnesota
>$10.00 wager in
>$321.30 payout

Free Great Value Pocket-Asses for everyone on /hoc/ if I win today.
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>>101187712
>250
wtf i am phone posting it was auto correction
i am 187
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>perds
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>>101187757
Having a hard time disagreeing with anything listed here
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>>101187216
Democrats are mentally ill shitbags who vote against their own racial interests
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>>101179237
good morning fellow Flame-arinos fan!
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>>101187584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njx1Lt7KvnQ
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>>101187729
nice
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>>101179313
Arizona
Philadelphia
Colorado
Columbus
Vancouver
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>>101187763
Yeah good lukc getting shit for him now when every GM knows he brings nothing but trobule and drama to the table. Maybe Kraken will take him since they're so progressive.
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Imagine living in an irrelevant state/province that only has 1 hockey team lmao even Florida has 2 teams and nobody even watches hockey there
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>>101187714
yes but thats not what i am arguing at all.
my point is if you eat 2000 you don't need to burn 2000+ by exercising as your body will burn at least 500kkal at rest so you only need to burn 1500 to maintain the same weight. of course you can temporarily burn more to lose weight but thats not sustainable and i am talking long term.
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>>101187777
quads of fate. I've got 75+ preds wifus locked and loaded to annoy /hoc/ with all day
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Shan't be watching the sunbelt cringefest
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>>101181559
Bill Peters is that you?
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>>101178651
GET IN HERE
>>101187829
>>101187829
>>101187829
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Detroit 1oa next draft
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>>101187795
>i am supposed to love donald mothefucking trump simple because this creature is the same race as me
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Imagine living in an irrelevant country that isn't even fully independent from the crown lmao
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>>101187823
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>>101187833
No. I'd rather watch beer "D" league hockey.
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>losing weight isnt sustainable long term
Try decaying. Thats obviously your end goal anyways, to die. Since youre FAT
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>anime /hoc/ is back

b/a/sed
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Has anyone kneeled for the anthem yet?
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>>101187867
Kill yourself
>>101187877
Kill yourself
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>>101187867
yes its always here
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>>101187852
Cringe
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>>101187840
Take a knee to the face, you stupid faggot cück
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Can someone explain the asshurt regarding the jets guy's injury?
flames guy didn't even touch him, jets guy just fell into the boards
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>>101187833
is this autism?
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>>101187910
Its just coping and seething listerine chuggers
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>>101187910
Its because its Matthew Tkachuk. He lives rent free in every teams head it seems. Any team that doesn't have him thinks he is a goon. And as a Flames fan, I fucking love the kid and can see why if he was on another team I too would hate him. If it wasn't Tkachuk in that hit we wouldn't even be talking about it.
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>>101187910
Tkachuk=evil and the fucking devil

tkachuk is a great player so lmao
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>>101187910
The white nigger tkaSuck (dick) Kamikazed scheif god imo but i dont know i didnt watch im a radio chad
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>>101187910
one video angle looks like Tkachuk aimed his skate blade into Schiefele's ankle to take him out of the game
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Juuse Saros is starting over Pekka Rinne. What did Nashville mean by this?
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>>101187921
Yes
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>>101187910
>flames guy
>jets guy
go back
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>>101187910
Winnipeg is trying to cope with being completely out-muscled by Calgary last night.
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>>101187966
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>>101187979
You would never fight me
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>>101187961
>if you look at this one angle and squint really hard he was trying to injure him!!!
cope
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>>101188000
Meet me at the bubble fucker
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Was a quick sauna, and meikämakkonen grabbed a cold one lads
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>>101187966
the end of an era
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>>101187975
i'm sorry, i can't be bothered to learn the names of subhumans on leaf teams
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>>101188009
>the bubble fucker
Sounds gay. Is that a gay bar
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>>101188027
The Jets are majority American.

Fucking retard.
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What would be my ideal team in the NHL?
I search
> Team without any championship (stanley Cup)
> always losing team
> Team I hardly ever play in the Playoffs
> team with very weak and poor Fanbase
> Team with very low attendance in your Arena
> Team that is the shame of your entire city
> team that in most seasons always has a losing record
Team that always lives under the shadow of a much more popular, successful, winning and imported MLS (major league soccer) Team
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fuck off jose
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don't respond to the retarded wierdo
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>>101188027
Tkachuk is American. You’re just an actual retard, aren’t you?
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>>101188048
Well both the Edmonton Bubble and Toronto Bubble are filled with young, fit, attractive men rigt now so.
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>>101188007
I'm not taking a side I'm just explaining what the controversy is from. It does look bad from that one camera angle, there's no reason for Tkachuk to lift his skate like that. I can understand why Jets fans are pissed off about it.
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go go Josi
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>>101188079
>Tkachuk is American.
Yes, subhuman
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Which pair do I listen to?
>Willy Daunic and Chris Mason
or
>Matt McConnell and Tyson Nash
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>>101188063
you used to spam this about MLS
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>>101188079
>Tkachuk, Tkaczuk, or Tkatchuk (Ukrainian: Tкaчyк) is a common Ukrainian surname in Ukraine and the Ukrainian diaspora
try again
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>imagine being a rapebaby
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>>101188115
Tкaч = weaver
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go perds
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>>101188115
>Keith Tkachuk
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is this the worst series of the play-ins?
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>>101188141
>Keith
This is a common Ukrainian name. =Kirill.
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>>101188154
isles-kitties
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>>101188154
Pussies v pisslanders by far although this is 2nd
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>rags
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>>101188095
Matt and Tyson
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Juuse is cute
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>>101188154
nah thats mildxhongcouver
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>>101187910
It’s just a massive cope.
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>>101188168
>distorting teams names like a fucking 5 yo
is that supposed to be funny? pee poo? still in your fecal/anal period of development? how retarded are you in this general?
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>>101188211
HAHAH PERIOD SEX. ASS. SHITT.
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>>101188158
>Tkachuk is Irish on his mother's side, and is cousin to NHL player Tom Fitzgerald, with whom he grew up. When asked about the derivation of his Ukrainian surname, Tkachuk was unsure, suggesting it could either be "Polish, Russian, Ukrainian, one of those." He is also cousins with brothers Jimmy and Kevin Hayes
The Tkachuk’s are bigger mutts than you, go figure
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what a bunch of degenerates. every single one of you.
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>>101188168
2nd? That would be Isle and Panthers. 3rd is Canucks and Wild, 4th will be this one. And that's only because we saw the collapse of the Oilers and the Habs stealing one from the Pongs.
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That US anthem was one of the worst renditions I've ever heard.
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>>101188228
>Irish mammy
One of /ours/
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>POLISH/IRISH
HOLY FUCK HES 200% NIGGER
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was blackcucks the only game they did that silly racist shit in the beginning? or did the later games had it too?
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>>101188211
Fag
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>>101188154
panthers isles because that's just safe boring hockey with two unremarkably shit teams
this series is just shit teams
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>>101188262
pens did but no kneeling hapa at least
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>starting Kessel and Hall
If this line goes down is there even a chance?
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WHATS WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING BACKWARDS AUDIO SHIT.

FUCKING STOP IT
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>>101188086
As if you got time to think of lifting your skate to injure another player at the speed that an NHL game is at.
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>>101188211
ASSville vs FARTizona lol
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>>101188306
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Go Yotes!
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Game is over, the Predators are completely outplaying the Coyotes.
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>>101188304
Satan is a big NHL sponsor, anon
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>>101188254
Hello
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>no nbc philly stream for the game, just a garbage national stream
sad!
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>>101188350
I fucking hate that guy. Him and his kappos always try and fuck with me, too bad they get BTFO every time.
Fucking losers.
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>>101188350
Satan isn't even in the NHL anymore
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I'm watching the mets game until the bruins starts, my wife is a massive mets fan if that matters
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>>101188254
>>101188366
>>101188372
Woah
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Get it ready frens
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>>101188099
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>>101188426
*unzips*
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holy shit this game sucks
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>preds yotes
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This game is shit. I don't know any players on either team.
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>>101188305
He could lift his skate in a split second, and pro athletes have fast reaction time. It's not as impossible as you are making it out to be. If he really wanted to fuck up Schiefele's ankle with his skate blade he could do it pretty easily. And Tkachuk is a rat with a history of dirty plays who would try to make it look innocent.
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business idea: partition of poland and ireland
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>>101188465
Oh did they did that
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>rags are gonna start kravstov for tomorrow
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>>101188473
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woah
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WTF was that?
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What the fuck kind of goal is that?
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lol meme game meme goal
>>
manlet goalies
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>>101188459
Not impossible, but extremely unlikely.
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>finnish goaltending
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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So that's the AAAWWWOOOOO shit that /hoc/ spews all day long
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what did you expect?
soros paid them all to make his son be a starter goalie
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HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
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>>101188378
Take your fucking meds Sam
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