>>101178651excuse me, sir, this is a christian imageboard
>>101178651small cock /hoc/
>>101178671great, post some images of some christians
>>101178654What the fuck retard made this shit? Nowhere in Wisconsin do they root for the Blackhawks
>>101178683What team is that?
>>101178727I thought you were stupid, but now I know for sure
>>101178727good picks for teams that will be eliminated first
>>101178741>>101178750t. their teams weren't chosen
>>101178727hard to imagine the mild winning anything. same goes for the canucks, though
>>101178786yeah, it's like choosing between the islanders and panthers
Have a great day, /hoc/
>>101178824based kraken bro
>[DoPS] Chicago’s Drake Caggiula will have a hearing Sunday for an Illegal Check to the Head on Edmonton’s Tyler Ennis.
short series always favor the inferior team on paper because all it takes is a couple outlier events(like a goalie completely locked in, superstar take over etc) to win the series. Edmonton absolutely got hosed by the format
>>101179118I'd say cope
Good morning Fire Nation
>>101179118gooood morning Cope Cnation
>>101179118had to turn on the heat because of this ice cold take
Gary's going to have a tough time deciding between the pongs and soilers for lafren.
Alright /hoc/ you fucking retarded faggots God I fucking hate all of youWhat are todays picks?
>>101179320k what else?
>>101179325That’s it. That’s all that matters.
>>101179313you dead in a ditch
>>101179334alright, how do I put "my team" down on my slip?
>>101179338You really think the Jackets can beat the Laffs?
>>101179347Big tough guy, big internet tough guy. Meet me out on the Trans Canada highway in 5 mins, I'll be there.
>>101179358Yes, fuck Toronto. Fuck everything about Toronto, even their hockey team.
>>101179360okaywatch out for the ditch ;)
>>101179365Betting on games makes watching 90% more fun. Makes you actually care.
>>101179391I always care because I'm such a big fan of the sport
>>101179416Thats cause you're an npc cuck!
>>101179313Who cares? Only shit games today
>>101179493Why are you here?
>>101179416Good post. Gambling is degenerate and I watch only for the love of the game
>>101179513To kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
>>101179519>>101179534t. reddit bugmen who knelt during anthem
>>101179519>>101179534t. incredibly based lads
>>101179583I'm cringing twice as hard at you, buster.
>>101179599I'm sure you are, vanityfag.
>>101179613I bet you can't even roll dubs
On 2nd thought it's not all shit games. I will be tuning in to the Maple Leafs vs the Blue Jackets today, I think it has the highest meme potential /90
>>101179639Clearly you can't. Watch and learn you plebian.
>>101179989this is a new low for xheattle fans and it hasn't even been a month yet
*siiiiips*drop the puck gary
Wat happen to schifle?
>>101180287he is kill
Another non-ghost filled night on the job lads.
>>101180344for the rest of the playoffs?
>>101180371Probably for his career
>>101180287tkachuk tried to matt cooke him
***happa gook kneels in your direction and tells you to renounce your white privilege and that hockey needs to be diversified ***
>>101180413He did it to himself, tkachuck did literally nothing.
>>101180413Is there a webm of what happen?
My Bruies/nuckies/cappies finna dab
>>101180529Good thing Dumba is trade stock at this point anyways
>>101180413not even a flims fan but he took a bad fall because he turned at the last minute
>>101180705Imagine rooting for the bad guys
Who wants to get /fit/ today?>every goal /yourteam/ scores20 pushups>every goal the /badguys/ score20 crunches>intermission50 squats
>>101180764I hope tkachuk eliminates all of the jets just for the lulz
>>101180814one large pizza
>>101180814How fat are you?
>>101180814I legitimately need to start getting fit, I was literally just looking in the mirror and noticed I've gotten flabbier since March
>>101180814t. fat ass doing an Instagram workout of the day to feel like he's actually doing something (he's not)
>And nothing else matters! They knew it.
>>101180814i am stuck at 20 pushups since march and can't make any progress. what do?
>>101180856we don't really eat it that much pizza in america we are not italians
>>101181118thats italy. see the flag?
>>101180930Drink only black coffee from tims, no sugar drinks at all. Low carb intake and you'll be off that numale flab in no time
If vegas is so good, why isn’t their trophy case filled? Checkmate copey
>>101181057Literally the most eaten food in America
>>101181250That would be hamburgers actually. Most eaten food in Canada is semen, as it should be.
>>101181250never seen anyone eat pizza. i tried it a couple times as a kid didn't really like it. i prefer fruit salads and tofu.
>>101181346> i prefer fruit salads and tofu.can you post your titties?
>>101181346Thats right boy you slurp down those søybeans all day all night Turn you into the little faggot you are.
>>101181420Yes daddy, can i suckle your thick canadian cock please?
how many times did you say no to racism today?
>>101181346>i know this is b8, but anyway
Finna jerk it to snake girls before I go to bed. Wake me before the first game starts okay?
>>101181456>be me>live alone>randomly shout "fuck niggers" while doing chores around the house>toast an invisible glass
>>101181454Sorry, my femdick can't ejaculate anymore.
>>101181600Nobody said you get to cum. Now put on the programming socks
>>101181456here is the situation:aйяйяй yбили ни зa чтo ни пpo чтo cyки зaмoчили
>>101181772Sorry, I don’t speak hebrew
>>101181783warum die madchen lieben die soldaten? darum sie haben bomben und granaten
>>101181936Warum lieben die Mädchen Soldaten?*Darum sie Bomben und Granaten Haben*
leave it to /hoc/ to be a bunch of complete faggots
i am studying inuit lads. can leafs read this: ᐃᓄᓗᒃᑖᑦ ᐃᓅᓕᓵᓐᖑᖅᐳᑦ
>>101182054Ach Scheiße, haben
>>101182054but that breaks the rhymes
>>101182099Careful, you’re gonna piss copey off
>>101182137you do know what poetry is? i am a poet. soldaten - granaten etc
>>101182099>7 (seven) straight playoff lossesLMAO
>>101182137for example: pommit tippuu mita vittuu thats poetry
>>101182199aren't you the rap god
>>101182155No, poetry is entirely unknown to Finns.
>subhuman yinzers are bitching about the formatLMAO
>>101180627this is the best I could fit on 4chan cause I suck at ffmpeg
>>101182483what excuse will they come up with next?
>>101182080I don't speak welfare
>>101182521The ice was bad goy!
stop your kritiikkiivitun friikkii
>tfw the pongs 3peat
>>101182483literally "if my team wins, then gary was a genius in masterminding hockey's return. if my team loses then enjoy your asterisk cup retards"
Hockey is a lot like taking a shit you never know when you’re gonna bleed
>>101182582kritiikkii and friikkii are both in the partitive here which is just wrong for what you're trying to say
>>101182622This analogy doesn't work for me because i bleed every time i go poo poolaffs fan btw
>>101182521“Jack Johnson was on the ice, doesn’t count!”
>>101182486That wasn’t even intentional. Christ that’s just unfortunate for winnipeg in general
drank too much again last nightwhy do I always do this?
>>101182486thats me forgetting how to stop in a beer league game
>>101179338Flyers are beating Boston.
>>101182754I don't know what you mean by this.
>>101182788cause you are an alcoholic maybe? nah. that can't be
>>101182486Another angle shows Tkachuk put his skate directly into Mark's ankle, you can find the slow motion of it on the Jets subr*ddit. And later Giordano chopped Laine's arm and took him out of the game.
>>101183039Ya it looked on purpose to me. Tho i dont think he meant to put him out of the game
Finished part 2, two hours and 40 minutes of kino left.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcJxJJivALg
>>101182968no, that's probably it
fuck all canadian teams to be honest
>>101183190all of them? there's not even one that you sort of like?
Real talk. Is gretzky better than the current top 10 players? Could gretzky even play the modern game? Everything is so much faster, more precise.
>>101183145Don’t worry, I’m a functional alcoholic. The key is setting rules for yourself and following them.
>>101183259canucks are alright I guess
>>101183409he is an overrated shitter who played in the era of low skilled farm boys and tapped in 10 goals a game. adjusted for inflation, ovi is the absolute champ.
>>101183504Ovi over Crosby? Don't know about that
>>101183438that contradicts the definition of an alcoholic
No better feeling than waking up and taking a shit that takes three flushes to go down
>>101183438If you drink too much, aren't you implying you broke the rule?
>>101183537crosby is a talented player who sometimes wins important games. ovi is also a top tier goal scorer
>>101183409>is 80s gretzky better than players today?noif gretzky went through the same training that modern players go through though he would absolutely mog shitters like ovi
>>101183583I mean sure but Crosby plays the whole game and wins championships with an s on the end
>comparing gr*tzky to alex the gr8
>>101183409He’d survive but look at who gretzky faced in net every time
>>101183574Yes. They key rule for me is never overindulge on a weekday. I have a strict 3 beer maximum on weekdays.
gretzky still had some big seasons in the dead puck era after the strike when he was old and had a fucked up back
Okay what about Bobby orr?
>>101183607He’s also a faggot twink
>>101183746takes one to know one champ
>>101183607championships are a team accomplishment
>>101183409the goalies were smaller than gretzky himself back then. the tallest one in the NHL was 5'8.now the average player is 5'11 and the average goalie is 6'2
>>101183739Potvin was better
>>101183607crosby plays on better teams thats all
>>101183746All i need is my biases confirmed. BEHOLDTHE TOP 5 OF ALL TIMELidstromYzermanCrosbyOviLemieux
>>101182788as long as you are able to keep on with your life (working, studying, etc.) there is nothing wrong with that
>>101183739same hugely overrated for the same reasons
name two black people you like
>>101183039t. seething injun
>>101180529NHL bubbles protected by police paid for by taxpayers. Fucking niggers.
>>101183943Louis FarrakhanMohammad Ali
>>101183943Mike TysonJarome Iginla
>>101183943Wayne Simmonds and Ray Emery
How many more day until racism is ended?
>>101183943Reginald VelJohnsonBill Cosby
>>101184269Racism will end when leafs win the cup
>>101184639Good to know racism is forever.
Kachuck literally unironically kicked him
Good morning to all you stupid fucking jew worshipping semen huffing faggots hope you burn in hell for being rape victims and find bettman tkachuk and your rapist fathers waiting for you down there
>>101184743hey fuck you motherfucker come say that to my face and I’ll eat your ass bitch
>>101184743Schieffle just wanted to do a twist that’s all
>>101184767>>101184778You will fart cum and blood for a week
>>101184803Ummm excuse me but sounds fuckin GAY
my pensies :(
>>101178651I am so fucking disgusted with the NHL after Matt Dumbass little speech and this black lives bullshit. Not a single one of them skates for black lives. That shit doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Fuck them. Especially Dumba
Gooood morning, /hoc/!Pretty gud feeling not being a >pongs fan, isn't it?
>>101184849This I skate for philipino lives
>>101184830This goes for you, gary bettman, all calgary flames, and all calgary flames fans. You like gay because your happy to get raped. Too scRed to buy sex toys because your mental midget that thinks you would get laid at the mall by women (as if you even like women) if people somehow couldnt abundsntly clearly recognize already that you are homo so insettead you sit around just dreaming of the real thing. 9 inch black dick to spilit open your insides and you will have lubey diarreha blood shits all over your dads bed and even thouhg you like it he weill gwt mad and say "either way wheterher youre gay or someone else thats not me raped you i am very fucking angry"
I skate for Bulju
>>101184849they made up for it by killing a jets player
>>101184849Dumba is a filthy flip: he is a shitter
Hockey is stupid and I don’t respect itThat’s right I just have sex with it
Reminder to laugh at everyone who lost yesterday and Vegas and Boston.
>>101185079His wife is black but his kids are white How
I wonder if anyone’s had the bright idea just to turn off the internet to sams wigwam so we don’t get to see shit like >>101184993
>>101185115>getting rekt by sam
>>101185115unfortunately the libraries have to let his kind in
>>101185148He probably has to give them all his listerine for a month just to use their computers
Playoffs are the worst time of the year for me because I want to post about hockey but I can’t read
>>101185168he is referring to jesters
>>101184743haahahaha u mad? :-)
>>101185168Im too smart for the library. I go the library every 2 or 3 years or so. Cant go more than once a year. Pretending to not know how to fill out a membership form and asking which address to use, etc, just generally wasting help desk time is of great fun to me. I read in my study at home. >>101185210>>101185290No retards hes referring to winnipeg lirbabrys being full of methheads and sexual predators. The secret being when i do go i dont hang out with the fucking rapists i go up to the higher floors where the mommy milfs are reading encyclopedias
Matt Murray? More like Matt Shitgay, lmao
>>101180538>he dindu nuffintkachuk family are the niggers of nhl
>>101185519Yea. 60 iq rapin stealin shuck jivin kinky top fucking get the fuck outta here hockeys for civilized people we seperate the cream from the crop the wheat from the chaff the men from the fucking apes
Go National Breadeteurs
>>101184914If the penguins win laf I'll kill myself. Let them rot in the gutter for 7 seasons like the rest of us
>>101185626You know it would be funny if they don’t get him, but the lottery ball was one away from being chosen for them.
Everybody in pittsburgh is braindead from huffing smog so fucking stupid it turned them gay if Laf shows up theyll start raping him like they did to crosby. Concussions from head pounding against heas board. He starts pinning sterons then he gets big nut eventually the rape/concussions/general pittsburgh air just cause him to give in anyway and return to faggot. Dont let it happen the Laf
God damn god damn lil sammy the man
For me it's Mikael Grönholm.
>>101179565>this reply to an anon that posted Don Cherry (PBUH)kwab
Granlund - Grönland - RaanluntiSieppi - TukiainenYkköskenttä on selviö jos loukkantumisia ei tapahdu. Joku kolmesta Grönluntista ottaa kiekon mailan lapaansa ja veivaa maaliin.Alapäässä Sieppi pitää Ranelundit tyytyväisinä ja Tuksu häiritsee vastustajan peliä.
Ya hate to see it, Schiefele rolling around like a soccer player on the ice.
I really like kyle connor and laine. Was pretty based to see them live way backThe winnipeg team has suck character and way of playing that they are the only non-boston team that i truly look forward to. Its sad that the nhl version of ben askren hurt their best player , he needs to have his shit pushed inThe problem is that nhl ben askren is in fact tall and strong and athletic, and is not easy to beat simply because he's a nerd and inlikable- wheeler did a poor job; you need an nhl version of jorge masvidal to kick his shit
>>101185756For me it's Raanlunti
STAND FOR THE ANTHEM. 13 COMMITS 53 BTW
>>101185858This is what happens when the jew has been pussyfied the league for 30 years.
>>101185882I salute you.T. Saku Selänne
I support players kneeling for the anthem since APPARENTLY NIGGERS LIKE TKACHUK ARE WELMCOME IN TBE NHL
>>101185858standby for game #2 revanche
>>101179313>preds>flyers>avs>teds>wildI was for 5 for 5 yesterday btw
>>101185908Jets need to carry an undercover literal goon fighter to take out the bullies
>Well there's a dark cloud rising from the desert floor>I packed my bags and I'm heading straight into the storm>Gonna be a twister to blow everything down>That ain't got the faith to stand its ground>Blow away the dreams that tear you apart>Blow away the dreams that break your heart>Blow away the lies that leave you nothing but lost and brokenhearted >The dogs on main street howl>Cause they understand>If I could take one moment into my hands>Mister, I ain't a boy, no, I'm a man>And I believe in a promised land>And I believe in a promised land>And I believe in a promised land
>>101179358Not only can they beat the laffs but they will sweep the laffs
I omly have a beer and a half and id really like to drink them proble m being its a long weekend and i shouldnt drink them before i drive in to town to buy mor. Decisions decisions
>>101186043Got any whiskey? Have a drop of that and put you to sleep, then drive to town when you wake up.
>>101185544he definitely mad son
>>101186072I have a stash of ~20 liters of vodka but thats emergency vodka
>>101185987What every team need is at least one enforcer and the Jew has to allow real fighting again.You know it's a pussy league full of pussy teams when a guy like Wheeler drop the gloves
ted leader standing by
>>101186043>not being good to drive after two beerswew lad
Hockey is infinitely better to watch in the empty arenas desu, also fuck the pens
>>101186175The cops sit right on the one road into town unless i take the shitty fucking backroads and spend 30 minutes on what should be a 7 minute drive
>rask not playingKWAB ACAB
>>101186139The instigator rule is older than Gary's tenure, if that's what you mean.
Chris Johnston@reporterchrisJoonas Korpisalo starts for the #CBJ vs the #leafs in Game 1.John Tortorella: "I'm not explaining it."
>>101186200Whats the legal limit in cucknada
>everyone wears masks>blm shit everywhere>some fag hurts the beat player and only some weak oldfag attempts retribution This is decline of an empire lads
>>101178671>dabs on you in Wiccan
>>101186329The strongest stick is the one with the most flex.
>>101186200so what? do they have a fucking DWI checkpoint set up at noon on a sunday? or do the cops in town know you're a fucking moron and just pull you over as a matter of course
"Look out for the boards next time, Mark."
>>101186377The second one
FUCK cowboy larpers
>>1011863771. Its a long weekend and theyve done it before2. Theyre fucking dickheads im not a moron theyre just fucking kikes
Hope they kneel on your neck you dumb faggot
>>101183943Kanye West lil Uzi Vert
Jets vs Flames should be called Battle of Atlanta
>>1011864611. in the time we've been talking about this you could have gone and bought beer already2. you are a fucking moron
Im more jacked than all these sissy fucking cops
>>101186509I dont want to go into town until ive done my pullups for the day and i cant get out to my bar because walking around is rather disorienting atm
>>101186528yeah, my second point definitely still stands
>>101186528How many pullups can you do
>>101186542Im not hungover im just dehydrated i feel great aside from chest pain i just cant stand up
>>101186559stay away from him lads, he's got covid
*sips*AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI AM SO REAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Im gonna put my head through a fucking wall ive loved this day four times already
So we all know the Avs are a great team, but do you guys think they have what it takes to beat the poos today?
It took me 2 months to get to 1 pullup. Now i can do 4 poor form
I had to burn my Ryan kesler Jersey after he tweeted #4moreyearsStupid fucking chud
>>101186606No I don't think they're a great team and I think St Louis will skullfuck them today
>>101186812Wtf I love Kesler now
Wasn't asking you Sam
Dumba's skin color looks like the shit I took this morning
Rent free you fucking redditor ive been making my bed for 15 minutes
what's kraken, /hoc/?
Sam's not taking Schieffles injury well i see, poor guy
>>101186812I thought you were just shitposting but holy shit the guy actually did it. I'm not even a trump fan but that makes me so happy knowing hockey has players who aren't afraid of putting their wrongthink views out there
>>101186994It’s not wrong think , trump is horrendous and responsible for American deaths
Matt Murray's positioning fucking sucks. If Jarry is not in net next game and Habs win this fucking series and lose the opportunity to get Lafreniere, I will be furious.
>>101187033People that obsess over pussy never have sex, you'd know this if you were older than 17 years old
>people think trump is the next hitler when hes really just a pandering neo zionist Yawn. Call me back when he fucking hiroshimas portland
>>101187005Trump is just a symptom, the cause is the "hell yeah mother trucker im a stronk free murican who don't need no mask from the gubmint" attitude. People are dying because their health is their own responsibility but they're too retarded to care
>>101187053COVID is a hoax virus and any adult who doesnt spend all day on pleddit already knows this
>>101182483>yinzersBut that's the Cleveland Monsters logo in his profile picture.
Retards are awake I see
>>101187053i take it you don't know the same shit is happening in europe? in germany of all places.
I workout everyday and acknowledge a God (complex network of collective human unconscience) so even if chink aids was real its paltry sub 1% death rate wouldmt have a fucking chance against a tuned in God in the flesh
>>101187083COVID is a hoax virus and any adult who doesnt spend all day on pleddit already knows this
>COVID cancels season early temporarily>Don't play for a few months>Return to play>Suffer a possibly career-effecting injury 1st game of the qualifiers F for schieffle, that sucks hard
>>101187033Damn, what a burn...
>>101187064>>101187098Let me guess, a facebook meme from a conspiracy theorist told you otherwise
>>101187099It was barely more than a fucking papercut. Stop being so melodramatic.
>>101187130you dont understand how knee injuries work, do you? Wouldn be shocked either way, paper delivery isnt that physically demanding to begin with
>>101187099Maybe someone will "accidently on purpose" elbow Tkachuk's head and he's the next Steve Moore
>>101187125Let me guess you think the color pink is real
>>101187125stop replying to that retard
>>101187144>you dont understand how knee injuries work, do you? I do, since I've had 10 tears on my left MCL and 2 on my right. But itt's pretty fucking obvious that you don't know how knee injuries work you stupid fucking faggot.
>>101187203Holy fuck youre such a GDE just rope
Trump chuds are uneducated cultists who vote against their own economic interests
>>101187216>Trump chuds are uneducated cultists
>>101187191nobody gives a shit you obsessed faggot. you've been spouting this crap about covid for months like you have a skin in the game. shut the fuck up and talk hockey.
>>101187216Still voting trump
>>101187235lmao btw Im also the same person that spams dog pizzas
>>101186994>wrongthinkYou're not using the term correctly. he's simply supporting the incumbent president
>>101187248no but you are the same no lifer who spams about 1993 and other repetitive bullshit. same level of dedication that highlights your lack of purpose in life.
I'm trying to get fit. I put on weight during the lockdown and now I'm trying to cut.
>>101187292>>101187292>same level of dedication that highlights your lack of purpose in life.>try and warn them of the hoax vaccine for the hoax virus>they dont listen>mf
Im back bitches. Fuck the yotes desu
>>101187294Kettlebells, resistance bands and running have been suitable for me
>>101187294I think you should burn more calories than you consume and you should lose weight
>>101187305welcome back buddybut also go yotes
>>101187303thats a bad cause. stop wasting your time. go learn something useful instead. nobody cares about covid. we will manage.
I hate the mutts and the nasshville pedophiles so i guess ill be rooting for injuries and finish goaltending
>>101187349>nobody cares about covid. Thats my point
>>101187319thats not how this works. i eat 2000 calories and burn about 1500 and i am 250lbs
>>101187366Sounds to me like you need to burn 500+ more calories retard
>>101187366> 250 lbs> fit
>>101187305Youre obviously mentally ill if you watch anime so if youd like to start posting all the creampie crossdresser pics you have feel free
>>101187065His profile says he’s a Steelers penguins fan.
>>101187405then I guess he's just confused as fuckor maybe he's some eastern Ohio fan who naturally gravitates to western Pennsylvania teams
>>101187366Sounds like youre just a fat fucking retard. My late night snack last night was chips thne a magnum then a handful of icecream then two muffins. I woke up 3 hr later and had some pork and a bowl of potato salad. This after a day of drinking beer all day. I weigh 195-200. Seriously what the FUCK is wrong with fat people you subhuman fucking scum neck yourself.
>>101187393you can't burn as much as you eat, you absolute fuckwit. you'd fucking die.
Being a ducks fan is depressing
>>101187429Wrong thats how you lose weight you fat fuck
>>101187425Based and high test
For me it’s knowing that I could heem Canada at any moment
>>101178824My friend said he's buying a kraken jersey and I called him a faggot. I hate his guts now. I'm also a massive faggot and a bitch boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boygdvdm ,ds.. cds sdijuic bbh uidh[sn[cv hj vuop his blcak jdpenis ,c ,vjn
>>101187492Why do I feel like some furry made that?
Polish people arent allowed to watch hockey imo. Dumb like coons and not even a fraction of the athleticism.
>>101187505Because both the yotes and the sexual predators are furries
>>101187436no you moron, look it up. you lose weight by burning enough calories to cover the food intake minus what your body needs to function. you burn calories in your sleep, so it is never a zero balance, you retarded clown. but you know that might work for you since you have no brain so you don't burn as much.
>>101187505hockey = furpuck so you're probably right
>>101187522Well when you stay fat remember this is why
>>101187522If I don’t eat then I burn more than I eat that day. Retard. Or are you implying everyone who fasts does from it?
>>101187522Maybe just not being a gluttonous piece of shit is too hard for you. Luckily theyve made advances in synthetic fabrics so with a proper ibeam on which to affix yourself, even you can hang yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPtFp1qRFcEWhat are you fags listening to
>>101187396I only traffic in non-lewd 2d hockey wifus, sorry. Even I have some standards>>101187492Im not scared of an even fatter Kessel and that overrated cuck Hall
>>101187598>I only traffic in non-lewd 2d hockey wifus, sorry. Even I have some standardswelcome back, N/a/shville.
>>101187598I will drive to tennessee and rape you
finished kino lads, now pregame sauna
>>101187598>tap waterThat makes sense, why would you consume a beverage that is 140 degrees F if your home is regularly 140 degrees F outdoors.
>>101187628You only have 30 minutes Binland, better make it quick
>>101187635>american games with anthems and sheetEasiöy 45min
Cute girl hockey anime when ?
>>101187621i'm half-sure it's legal there, i haven't checked the news sites this week.
>>101187608Gray won't let that happen. If the team was going to move, they probably would have done that before 2012.
>>101187649Yeah because Gary hates making money from teams in new markets
Who is this guy and why should I listen to him regarding race and cultural issues?
>>101187492real talk: a sabretooth tiger would fuck up a coyote, even a pack of coyotes wouldn't stand a chance.
>>101187539yes and how long can you last not eating? i am saying your body eats calories at rest so you don't have to burn the same amount of calories FROM EXERCISE to match what you eat. from exercise being the key. thats what people imply when they say how much they burn. you fat piece of shit.
>>101187679You can fast for long periods of time if you make sure to get electrolytes.
>>101187666Satan's back lads
>>101187509Isn't Gretzky a polak though? Or was he Ukrainian, I can't remember
>>101187666he's a racial identitarian opportunist who just wants power (and money)
>>101187679Obviously youre not burning enough if youre 250 but let me guess you are 6'11 or some shit
>>101187679If I eat 100 calories, I can EASILY burn that off in an hour of exercise.
>>101187644not soon enough
>>101187691At the end of the day, Satan is an archangel that is attributed to one of the greatest quotes of Western Civilization.>It is better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
>>101187666He's some philippino guy whos trying to get a diversity job because he knows his hockey career is over soon
fuck weabus and fuck satanists and especially fuck sunbelt hockey
>>101187741I hope we can get some trade value for him, because he went from MVP contention to dogshit since last season when he got injured
NashvilleColoradoColumbus Minnesota >$10.00 wager in>$321.30 payoutFree Great Value Pocket-Asses for everyone on /hoc/ if I win today.
>>101187712>250wtf i am phone posting it was auto correction i am 187
>>101187757Having a hard time disagreeing with anything listed here
>>101187216Democrats are mentally ill shitbags who vote against their own racial interests
>>101179237good morning fellow Flame-arinos fan!
>>101187763Yeah good lukc getting shit for him now when every GM knows he brings nothing but trobule and drama to the table. Maybe Kraken will take him since they're so progressive.
Imagine living in an irrelevant state/province that only has 1 hockey team lmao even Florida has 2 teams and nobody even watches hockey there
>>101187714yes but thats not what i am arguing at all. my point is if you eat 2000 you don't need to burn 2000+ by exercising as your body will burn at least 500kkal at rest so you only need to burn 1500 to maintain the same weight. of course you can temporarily burn more to lose weight but thats not sustainable and i am talking long term.
>>101187777quads of fate. I've got 75+ preds wifus locked and loaded to annoy /hoc/ with all day
Shan't be watching the sunbelt cringefest
>>101181559Bill Peters is that you?
>>101178651GET IN HERE >>101187829>>101187829>>101187829
Detroit 1oa next draft
>>101187795>i am supposed to love donald mothefucking trump simple because this creature is the same race as me
Imagine living in an irrelevant country that isn't even fully independent from the crown lmao
>>101187833No. I'd rather watch beer "D" league hockey.
>losing weight isnt sustainable long termTry decaying. Thats obviously your end goal anyways, to die. Since youre FAT
>anime /hoc/ is backb/a/sed
Has anyone kneeled for the anthem yet?
>>101187867Kill yourself>>101187877Kill yourself
>>101187867yes its always here
>>101187840Take a knee to the face, you stupid faggot cück
Can someone explain the asshurt regarding the jets guy's injury?flames guy didn't even touch him, jets guy just fell into the boards
>>101187833is this autism?
>>101187910Its just coping and seething listerine chuggers
>>101187910Its because its Matthew Tkachuk. He lives rent free in every teams head it seems. Any team that doesn't have him thinks he is a goon. And as a Flames fan, I fucking love the kid and can see why if he was on another team I too would hate him. If it wasn't Tkachuk in that hit we wouldn't even be talking about it.
>>101187910Tkachuk=evil and the fucking deviltkachuk is a great player so lmao
>>101187910The white nigger tkaSuck (dick) Kamikazed scheif god imo but i dont know i didnt watch im a radio chad
>>101187910one video angle looks like Tkachuk aimed his skate blade into Schiefele's ankle to take him out of the game
Juuse Saros is starting over Pekka Rinne. What did Nashville mean by this?
>>101187910>flames guy>jets guygo back
>>101187910Winnipeg is trying to cope with being completely out-muscled by Calgary last night.
>>101187979You would never fight me
>>101187961>if you look at this one angle and squint really hard he was trying to injure him!!!cope
>>101188000Meet me at the bubble fucker
Was a quick sauna, and meikämakkonen grabbed a cold one lads
>>101187966the end of an era
>>101187975i'm sorry, i can't be bothered to learn the names of subhumans on leaf teams
>>101188009>the bubble fuckerSounds gay. Is that a gay bar
>>101188027The Jets are majority American. Fucking retard.
Mike Smith go brr for the Oilels
What would be my ideal team in the NHL?I search> Team without any championship (stanley Cup)> always losing team> Team I hardly ever play in the Playoffs> team with very weak and poor Fanbase> Team with very low attendance in your Arena> Team that is the shame of your entire city> team that in most seasons always has a losing recordTeam that always lives under the shadow of a much more popular, successful, winning and imported MLS (major league soccer) Team
fuck off jose
don't respond to the retarded wierdo
>>101188027Tkachuk is American. You’re just an actual retard, aren’t you?
>>101188048Well both the Edmonton Bubble and Toronto Bubble are filled with young, fit, attractive men rigt now so.
>>101188007I'm not taking a side I'm just explaining what the controversy is from. It does look bad from that one camera angle, there's no reason for Tkachuk to lift his skate like that. I can understand why Jets fans are pissed off about it.
go go Josi
>>101188079>Tkachuk is American.Yes, subhuman
Which pair do I listen to?>Willy Daunic and Chris Masonor>Matt McConnell and Tyson Nash
>>101188063you used to spam this about MLS
>>101188079>Tkachuk, Tkaczuk, or Tkatchuk (Ukrainian: Tкaчyк) is a common Ukrainian surname in Ukraine and the Ukrainian diasporatry again
>imagine being a rapebaby
>>101188115Tкaч = weaver
is this the worst series of the play-ins?
>>101188141>KeithThis is a common Ukrainian name. =Kirill.
>>101188154Pussies v pisslanders by far although this is 2nd
>>101188095Matt and Tyson
Juuse is cute
>>101188154nah thats mildxhongcouver
>>101187910It’s just a massive cope.
>>101188168>distorting teams names like a fucking 5 yo is that supposed to be funny? pee poo? still in your fecal/anal period of development? how retarded are you in this general?
>>101188211HAHAH PERIOD SEX. ASS. SHITT.
>>101188158>Tkachuk is Irish on his mother's side, and is cousin to NHL player Tom Fitzgerald, with whom he grew up. When asked about the derivation of his Ukrainian surname, Tkachuk was unsure, suggesting it could either be "Polish, Russian, Ukrainian, one of those." He is also cousins with brothers Jimmy and Kevin HayesThe Tkachuk’s are bigger mutts than you, go figure
what a bunch of degenerates. every single one of you.
>>1011881682nd? That would be Isle and Panthers. 3rd is Canucks and Wild, 4th will be this one. And that's only because we saw the collapse of the Oilers and the Habs stealing one from the Pongs.
That US anthem was one of the worst renditions I've ever heard.
>>101188228>Irish mammyOne of /ours/
>POLISH/IRISHHOLY FUCK HES 200% NIGGER
was blackcucks the only game they did that silly racist shit in the beginning? or did the later games had it too?
>>101188154panthers isles because that's just safe boring hockey with two unremarkably shit teamsthis series is just shit teams
>>101188262pens did but no kneeling hapa at least
>starting Kessel and HallIf this line goes down is there even a chance?
WHATS WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING BACKWARDS AUDIO SHIT. FUCKING STOP IT
>>101188086As if you got time to think of lifting your skate to injure another player at the speed that an NHL game is at.
>>101188211ASSville vs FARTizona lol
Game is over, the Predators are completely outplaying the Coyotes.
>>101188304Satan is a big NHL sponsor, anon
>no nbc philly stream for the game, just a garbage national streamsad!
>>101188350I fucking hate that guy. Him and his kappos always try and fuck with me, too bad they get BTFO every time. Fucking losers.
>>101188350Satan isn't even in the NHL anymore
I'm watching the mets game until the bruins starts, my wife is a massive mets fan if that matters
Get it ready frens
holy shit this game sucks
This game is shit. I don't know any players on either team.
>>101188305He could lift his skate in a split second, and pro athletes have fast reaction time. It's not as impossible as you are making it out to be. If he really wanted to fuck up Schiefele's ankle with his skate blade he could do it pretty easily. And Tkachuk is a rat with a history of dirty plays who would try to make it look innocent.
business idea: partition of poland and ireland
For me it's our Phil
>>101188465Oh did they did that
>rags are gonna start kravstov for tomorrow
WTF was that?
What the fuck kind of goal is that?
lol meme game meme goal
>>101188459Not impossible, but extremely unlikely.
So that's the AAAWWWOOOOO shit that /hoc/ spews all day long
what did you expect?soros paid them all to make his son be a starter goalie
HE WEDGES IT OUTHE KNIFES IT OUT HE SAUCERS IT OVERHE SHOVES IT OVER HE WIRES IT IN NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE >well doc we've got a meme game down here >there's some meme talk going on between the benches >i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOTAND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>101188378Take your fucking meds Sam