>>101175267thought there wouldn't be a previous, boyAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH>>101171005
Heeminder to eat clean bros
>>101175317not so fast, little man
*awakens in thread*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The simplest way you can put it is that if Ngannou was anywhere near as good a boxer as Wilder, he would be in a position somewhat comparable to Wilder. He isn't. He fights in MMA instead because he isn't as good.Wilder would dance around Ngannou like Fury danced around WilderIn MMA it's different, Ngannou can kick, he can go for takedowns, he can try to get a submissionBut is he good enough to do that? Can he double leg wilder before wilder takes his head off?The answer is probably not. Because Wilder would have months to prepare to defend against Ngannou's wrestling (which he is shit at)
2020... I am...
Is Kamaru the BMF?
When are they gonna get rid of Bruce Buffer? His voice conveys no excitement whatsoever, he just has a really annoying cadence, the exact opposite of his brother. No wonder he makes more from a single fight than what Bruce pulls in an entire year.
>>101175387No, he's the CMF
>>101175388and replace him with who? fucking Joe Martinez? nah
>>101175380>reddit fighterThat isn't a picture of Khabib.
>>101175388Gonna be honest, I only stopped muting cards because the rona era cage audio is dope. Hope they pay Buffer in gold toilets.
>>101175387Boringest motherfucker. He might as well have submitted Jorge with a blowjob.
>>101175387He needs to beat Diaz if he wants to be called the BMF
>>101175426easier task of his life
>>101175405Can he do it /heem/?
This is the one Weidman bros
>>101175441No it isn't. Usmans biggest weakness is his BJJ and striking, both of which Diaz is ridiculously better at. Diaz has the cardio to go 25 minutes and not even breathe especially since usman doesn't do any damage. Easy 4th round sub for Diaz
>>101175338>eat clean broOh shit, thanks for the reminder
>>101175486nigga Diaz is a utter can, Usman wrestlefucks him for 10 rounds if needed, fucking RDA wrestlefucked him lol
Did anyone else hear Dom say “I hope herb dean refs forever” after the second round? He said it quietly so I might’ve misheard it but if he did he’s based.
i would go to a heem meet up
>>101175525That's why I hate that creepy little fuck. He's always whispering some butthurt shit in the background like when he was talking about how great it was that Herb gave that fighter a chance to defend himself.
>>101175541someone with access to a gym should host it, order some pizza and soda while watching a laggy stream and afterwards some light sparring on the mats (I would heem you though)
>>101175541I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C.
>>101175541I’ve been training the past two years for the inevitable heem meet up and I can say with absolute certainty that I would heem every last one of you.
>>101175338Was expecting some chocolate swirl, disappointed.
>>101175541me too so i could permaheem you faggots
>>101175562and the inevitable gay orgy afterwards.
>>101175585If you get heemed with a boner does your dick fencing respose?
>>101175605It does when you get finished by rear naked cock.
>>101175552Maybe, but by the same token it’s nice to have a real one commentating instead of a giga-faggot who would’ve started screeching “STOP DA FIIIIIIIIIGHT”
>>101175267being a flyweight with power has to be such a huge fucking advantagelike being a heavyweight with amazing cardio or speed
>>101175637Well there’s only one way to really find out. Get in my guard and try it on my b.
>disregard posts from United Kingdom
guys lately i've been thinking about bjj a lot. sometimes when im lying in bed i put my legs up and imagine a big strong brazillian entering my guard over and over again. what are some good exercises to prepare me for this situation?
i'm 5'9 150lb skinnyfatconsidering roiding to heavyweight and heeming these bums over the next couple years
>>101175541Everybody on heem is 300 lbs or heavier
When you think about it the only exciting black fighter is Ngannou.
>>101175761that's because he's a legit fresh of the boat african
You now remember TJ Dillashaw on the path to being the supreme manlet in ufc history.
WAKE UP JIZZY
>>101175759I'd heem you ez puzzie post stats
>>101175738stop sniffing petrolstop eating vegemite stop fighting with emus
>ITS UP!!!!!!!!!>ITS UP!!!!!!!!!>ITS UP!!!!!!!!!>ITS UP!!!!!!!!!>ITS UP!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2XwhCVPZekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2XwhCVPZekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2XwhCVPZek
>>101175387Hes clearly the linear champ>The state of the heccin BMF belterino, the Realaroni, pure vilons beltIm laughing at you nerds.
>>101175833Do you think Dan ever has bad trips on all the psychadelics he takes where he is watching a fight he can't stop it?
>>101175759Most people in /heem/ cant even bulk to my weight class
>>101175833I don't want to give him the click
>>101175867Stay the fuck home!
>>101175759I think you'd be surprised.
>>101175833>1 hour longGive me the tl;dr or dont post it at all faggot
>>101175853lmao you could make the same joke for rogan
Dubs=skinny gets hemmed
You can't trust skinny people. They can't keep their food down so how can they keep their word.
just saw some sanda on the telly, what a borefest of a martial art
>>101176045which channels can you even watch sanda on?
>>101175387Blackest?Hes up there fo sure
>>101176069it comes out randomly on the awani channel
>>101175833STOP THE FIGHT
>>101175387Yes and hopefully he threw the belt in the trash where it belongs.
>>101175853They're trips about him watching Paulo fucking Macedo in front of him and he's screaming to stop the fucking but it doesn't stop. That's why he took it out on Herb.
>>101175833>STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT OR ILL STOP IT FOR YOU!
dont hate heemsjust dont like em
stop the fightstart the love
Wow. Dan Hardly is a hero
What would happen if the cashier asked Dan Hardy if he wanted to help fight cancer with his change?
Alcohol and drugs? Not for me!I like maintaining my faculties!Why don't you come along and seethe joys waiting for you in sobriety!
>>101176410>if people disagree with me they're hateful, ignorant bigots
I am from the future. You have been warned.
>Dan hardy goes to hospital cancer ward>"STOP THE FIGHT">starts unplugging all the health monitors and IV's>*Walks down the hall to a dying mans bed where his relatives are hugging him*>"HE'S CLEARLY OUT GET THE FUCK OFF HIM">knocks out mans daughter>*walks upstairs to operating room where a heart transplant is taking place*>"STOP THE FIGHT THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS PROCEDURE HE'S BEEN OUT, YOU DO YOURE JOB AND ILL DO MINE">*knocks out surgeon*>goes home and records a video using the security camera footage justifying it
>>101176462would be neat aside from reyes not beating jones for the title
>>101175267that straight right hand he gave to Benavidez in the first fight was a thing of beauty
>>101176462>journeyman masvidal getting a 30-24
>GSP khabib booked>Khabib eats too much tiramasu >Tony steps in>D'arces GSP to become the GOAT#CSO
Reminder that my boy John Moraga had Figueredo panic wrestling
>>101176741>Implying GSP won't just piece up the tuna can in standupTony has been solved, the blueprint is here.>Implying Khabib will get through GODthje
Woke up, made a massive bowl of granola and ready to watch the fights.
was Edmen a can all along
>>101175405Why does he look like the stereotypical NY cop?
>>101176809did you just admit to caring about flyweight?
>>101176860More of a can crusher
>>101176892Cejudo and Moraga are the only ones I gave a shit about
*wins another split decision
>>101176948He should just retire if he is not moving up to heavyweight. He has nothing to prove at light heavyweight.
>>101176462>Jones losing a decision Literally not possible.
Fazza give psp not gsp
I don't like this Bobby Green is always robbed narrative. He clearly lost to Klose and Trinaldo, and he actually said he thought he won the Barboza fight.
>>101177052No joke about fazza be serious
>>101175267Post last night webms
>>101175833>Shaking in fear recalling his confrontation with Herb "the Silver Back" Dean>Starts crying, wiping snot from his face "I'm so so Mr Dean. Your Life Matters."
>>101176462All decisions with 1 TKO... wow... what a spicy banger of a card.
>>101176860>>101176897A can crusher that is being trained by the absolute literal worst coach in the game.
we will be back shahbros... he just needs more time...
>>101177533he's with firas zahabi now?
tell me about this zabit fella, he looks like an alcoholic
just got back from the future ladssaved a video of it
>>101175407Glad you could be honest with us
Schaub went 6/6 on his picks again FYI
What if Gaethje just shoots a single on Khabib right off the bat? Will Khabib shart himself and make bitch noises like Woodley?
Bro fuck I’m so happy Brunson wonFuckin free money
>>101177711Izzybros... we... flew to close to the sun...
stay. the. fuck. at. home.
>>101177919This. Sorry you people in your 20s but you can't be out having fun otherwise a 74 year old might die. Stop being selfish.
>>101177919as always, fuck victorians
>>101177711is this real?
>the chris is 1-5 since 2015.can he get it done next week
>>101175387Only transfered though heems. Masvidal was a paper champ from the start.
Why are spic women so dominate in wmma?
>>101178105Marry 1st on left, fuck the squating one, kill rest
>>101178235*Country only produces muslim fighters*
>>101178105hues and spics are different b
Did tyron really shart
>Edmen, you need to fight back!
edmen did the standard noob strategy of relaxing with 10 seconds to go in the round
>>101177944>Sorry you people in your 20s but you can't be out having funHonest question, what have normalfags been up to since this whole debacle started? It's hard to imagine Chad not chilling with Brad.
>>101178669pretty sure he was just gassed and getting his face smashed in
>>101175833So dan is getting fired?
>>101178716seems like they've been looting and burning shit?
>>101178716everyone still hangs out with their family and friends, just at their own place and not out. every weekend my mexican neighbors party.
>people were hyped about a guy trained by fucking edmond
>>101176462>masvidal on prelimsno>gus vs reyeswhy should anyone book that fight
>>101178525nah...i give it up on him. this dude wont become a champ or somethin. a brainlet
>>101178803Party? Or FIESTA!*la cucaracha starts playing*
>>101175387>do steroids>be the most boring fighter everthey should pop him on general principle
who the fuck loses to dereck brunson
>>101178525How did anybody expect any different outcome? Prospect fights veteran and gets g-g-g-gatekept.
shartnt be watching this mornings fight night and when i clicked the streamable of the main event i was rewarded with a sharntent result
worst thing is Vannata lost again :/
>>101178947he sucks shit
>>101178927so dan won the story...epic legacy?
>>101178927I really like the design of that image.Not only the double effect of the broken heart and the yelling couple, but you can see at a glance who's the man and who's the woman. That's some well done shit.
Brunsonbros... we are back!
maxwon bros... we got too cocky....
>>101175541We were planning one in Boca this spring but the rona kind of ruined things.
gotta thank our worldwide chad president dana 'the horny' for another decent heemnight.oleynik awaits bros >> https://nextufc.com/
>>101178993Shouldn’t you be happy with the state of the crypto market? Don’t tell me you call yourself a Funkybros but don’t listen to Bens crypto podcast??
>>101177711wtf is this real
>she was a point fighter jerry
>>101177711This is the webmaster that saved Heem
>>101178993Benthany is in a better place now.
>>101178916In retrospect I should have seen it coming, I was just expecting this to be Brunson v Israel 2.0
Gas leak at the apex calling it now, if jojo and Trevin Giles were in the same locker room then it’s pretty much confirmed
edmen wins the rematch that was an obvious fluke
>>101179328he accidentally gassed in the second round it happens to the best of us
>>101178871he's 22 years old faggot
>>101179394he was distracted by thoughts of the nagorno-karabakh conflict.
>>101179469nobody likes blacks, including that female
>>101175267I literally heem everyone in this thread
>>101179575We're different weight classes, bro. Fight would never happen.
Beautiful work champ!
>>101179741she was much nicer looking than the current vietalso kek
>>101179781Did he put out a special podcast like he said he would?
>>101179049Wonder what drugs she's on.
>>101179324Remind me of the time big big had a friggen cement truck back into Schaubs locker room and run so it’s exhaust filled it with smoke in Brazil before their fight
>>101179796Nope. My guess is they tried and it was very awkward because Brian is in absolute shambles and was an incoherent mess so it wouldn’t do a lot forhis defense. Would feel bad for him if he hadn’t been becoming such a drumpfkin recently.
>>101179867Feels really good to watch people crash and burn
>>101179889I believe the term is Schaubenfreude: finding enjoyment in watching the downfall of Brendan Schaub and his associates.
>>101179933found a previewhttps://streamable.com/2rldcj
>>101179324Hope they sue WME into bankruptcy
there's no evidence callen did anything wrong
>>101179443shut up tranny!he is dumb and thats it. no matter of age.
>>101179781uuff god bless asia
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>>101178905He is on a three fight win streak, b
who /brunson/ here?
>Watch card with friends>this fight pops onwdyd, bros?
>>101180146he was outpointed by eliasrobbery
>>101176462beast of a card b
Wow. I just cannot wait for Shevchenko vs Maia. What an absolute beast of a title fight. Shevchenko is definitely not a can crusher. Women's flyweight is definitely NOT a worthless barren meme division that needs to be eradicated.
>One championship>sponsored by microsoft, xiaomi and jbl>Jewfc>sponsored by 4th rate alcohol brands, doggy diapers and dr phil
>>101180269i saw those ring girls up close and theyre plastic as fuckalso selling out to megacorps makes you more soulless
According to the korean zombie in one of his livestreams...Will fight Ortega. Not thinking about any other fight. Waiting for Ortega to signTraining partners and coaches will be flown in to Korea because of Arizona's COVID19 escalation. Coach Eric Albarracin won't be available because he will be with Paulo Costa.Was originally slated to fight Jeremy Stephens after the Yair loss. Sean Shelby promised KZ a high ranked opponent. Stephens got injured and Moicano replaced StephensIf KZ beats Ortega, he gets priority over the winner of Zabit and Yair to get the title shot (Shelby promise)KZ predicts that Yair will beat Zabit He actually asked for Volkanovski or Holloway but UFC wasn’t feeling it so he took Ortega. He really wanted to fight Holloway cuz he really respects guys like him and Poirier and thought it would just straight up be a good fight to watch.The reason why he went live on his youtube channel instead of announcing on instagram was because after what happened to Jay Park he really felt bad and didn’t want that kind of stuff to happen againHe said he can’t announce the date yet.He also called Ortega out asking if he’s scared to fight him
>>101180007us 2 against the world
>>101180230Jennifer Maia is Damian's sister this will be a huge fight for him too since her sister is gonna get a huge title opportunity against Shev. This will be a great fight and Flyweight division is getting more better with new fighters entering the fold.
>>101180331>selling out to megacorps makes you more soullessmore money to post full cards for free bro>i saw those ring girls up close and theyre plastic as fuckchatri does have a typeshould had gotten rizin girls
>>101180331>>101180269Don’t need to see them up close to know they’re plastic as fuck, gross bogged thots
Hahaha just woke up and saw brunson tkod that hypetrain. Fucking lel
>>101180453Thank You ;___;
Why is he the only manlet who can heem?
>>101180007>Masvidal on the verge of tears kissing Colby's forehead when he wins the beltfuck bros
These are the dark days of /heem/
>>101179867>>101179796>>101179889What did I miss?
>>101181226nothing its all false
Was at the beach with some mates the other day, and me and one of the lads started having a wrestle and that. Even though this cunts done both Judo and BJJ in the past, and the extent of my combat experience is just watching MMA and doing a bit of Taekwondo when I was about 7, I still fuckin had him 8-2. I even managed to hit him with a fuckin leg sweep that Saenchai could only dream of.He did then choke me out when we started doing just jiu-jitsu, but I was already gassed so it doesn't count. I almost had him in a triangle choke before realising halfway that I had no idea how it actually works and what you're supposed to do.
>>101175847When Costa BTFO's the memebender the UFC game cover will be even more hilarious.
>>101180007gayest shit i've ever seen in my life
>>101176983He's waiting for the results of DC/Stipe. If DC wins he'll hop in HW to embarrass DC again and becomes the real GOAT.
>>101181596DC will retire there's no way he'll fight Jon Jones for the title again since he cheated. If Stipe wins then Jon will be in deep shit for real.
>born and raised in America >still reps the complete shithole of his parents >gets heemed by a canimagine still believing in diversity and the viability of civic nationalism
>>101175387You can only win BMF through a stoppage
>>101181511Le dropped by Hall man
>>101181596DC is retiring after the fight if he wins, probably if he loses too
>>101181675>Stipe deletes DC and retires him>Jones steps up>Stipe murks Jones>Stipe killed DC and his biggest rivaltruly a blessed timeline.
>>101181765Lol @ Stipe beating Jones
>born and raised in America >still reps the complete shithole of his parents >gets heemed by a canimagine still believing in diversity and the viability of civic nationalism.
>>101181784jones already got beat by gustafasson, smif and reyes>>101181914its tawlf, he was born with a genetic defect in his ribs that hampered cardio
>>101181914It takes 3 to 4 generations, b
>>101181914also its interesting how you mostly see this in the uslike stipe and croatiaand sterling and jamaica
>>101179086>that little dodge to get out of the way of the crumbling corpseNice.
>>101182144It's the same in all white countries: Cheezy, Ngubu, all those Afghan cans from Germoney, etc.
>UFC Brazil "framework" has been updated to ver 2.0. DO YOU WONNE HESTART ZE PRHOGRAMM?Can't wait for Toquinho's return.
I am skinny and I could heem every. I have that crackhead power and cardio, like a malnourished dog my explosiveness correlates inversely with my bmi. beware crossing me cuz Im packing that glass cannon on my right
>>101182596He will go on a losing streak like BJ Peen
>>101180007GAY ASS NIGGA I DIDNT EVEN WATCH THAT SHIT FIR 10 SECONDS
>>101182144>>101182298It would probably happen in every country but people don’t immigrate to poor countries.
>>101175387Blackest, baldest? Yes
>>101181914There has in the past week been brawls between Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Europe and the US over the strife on the Armenia/Azerbaijan border.A couple of months ago there were brawls in Europe between Chechen gangs and Arab gangs.It's going to be interesting as our regions get more and more diverse with groups less and less likely to integrate, just how many combinations of inter-ethnic warfare we will see if society breaks down. It could be like a battle royale.
>>101176018Rolling for natty god
Paulo Costa will heem Kamaru Usman and become double champ
>>101183005>people don’t immigrate to poor countries.you'd be surprised b
>>101183217malaybro...that was a true blatant shitty heemnight, wasnt it?the worst since corona
>>101183337dont knowwas on a trip only got to saw the luque and edmen fights
>>101182144Probably coz no one wants to represent america and reps their native land
Why are leg locks so OP? Will legalizing stomps balance this
>>101183378yeah...both losing guys have actually potential...but need a clue..kinda
reignited passion for the game ferguson might be unstoppable bros...
>>101183484if only he has a better boxing trainer like eddie cha>>101183428yeah thats probably whyeven khamzat comes out with the sweedish flag i think
>Even after I knock him out, I will not shake his hand,” Costa told MMA Junkie. “It will be wild. It will be savage. I believe in the second round (I will knock him out) because he will run a lot in the first round. To Israel Adesanya I would just like to say: Don’t give up in this fight. Let’s fight. It’s your time to fight me, to face me, and let’s see how many hits on your skinny body, skinny face you can get.If he loses to pissrael, he is gonna probably kill himself
>>101180556>long arms>thick legshes got the heemers body type
Is judgement day still coming?
>>101183804nah its gonna be a decision and hes gonna whine about how he beat him
Conor will ko Pacquiao
>>101179086Alex Pereira is literally begging for support from his hometown city hall in his insta. Lol.Adesanya lost the fight, but won the story in something equivalent to Masvidal 5secs knee on Bum asscream.
>>101184458>adesanya>winning the storyPut down the pipe hue
gf is making carbonara and I'm downing beer and rewatching some old heems. Life is good bros. What's Sunday look like for you guys?
>>101184219Platinum Princess coming to InvictaFC soon.
>>101184707Does she use cream?
what happened to the special saturday night tfatk
>4 cancelled fights
He's innocent, please tell me he's innocent lads...
>>101185641doesn't matter he's done either way b
>>101185641does he look like a big bad rapist to you?
>>101185641KEVIN SPACEY IS INNOCENT
>>101185548What? The best part of last night's card was that it didn't last too long.
P1: Callen h8rs are homeless catsP2: homeless cats have no legal rights or concept of consentP3: If you accuse Callen of rape, then you are are a h8rP4: if you accuse Callen of rape, then you have no legal rights or concept of consent (2,3,1)Conclusion: Callen is innocent
Damn, that’s rough for Callen considering the child support and no source of income now
>>101185660done with what? he doesn't get to make 3 appearances per season on the goldbergs anymore? bryan already made his bag and no one can fire you from pawldcasting or being joe rogans friend. bryan is cancelproof.
>>101185799In many ways the best card has no fights on it
Let's be honest, Callen hasn't had a career since MadTV ended. If it wasn't for appearing on Rogan every now and again, he would be completely irrelevant.
I’ve always thought Callen was gay, the fact he got eyelid surgery pretty much confirms it
>>101176462rose will literally wish she was 8 years old and back getting molested by uncle badtouch once round one with zhang is over she has absolutely no chance
Boser vs Arlovski October 3rd
>>101185874played a peach of a role in the Oscar nominated 2019 film, Joker.
>>101185863Callen had his own spinoff show from the goldbergs for a couple years that got cancelled due to the quarantine called Schooled. That was his first real break in Hollywood and he has finally found himself on an upward trajectory in his career. When was Chris d’elias last podcast episode? You think Schaub wants to tie himself to Callen and TFATK still? He already has his solo show & his show with Theo that do great numbers while callens side podcasts always failed.
>>101176462>us ever getting a card so stacked jorge vs colby is on the prelims
Herb Dean vs Deiveson Figueiredo, who you got /sp/?BONUS: Deiveson Figueiredo vs Mario Yamasaki (prime), who wins?
Did Edmen at least win the story?
>>101185982Not even a little bit
>>101185982No he's permaflushed like his molester - Honda.
>>101185982Bumson ran away with the story
>>101185973What were the most stacked prelims of all time? 200 was pretty good.
>>101186013UFC 249 had really good prelims
>>101185968>That was his first real break in Hollywood and he has finally found himself on an upward trajectory in his career.oh for sure, spinoffs are well known for being creatively and commercially successful. definitely the benchmark of an upward trajectory in your acting career.>When was Chris d’elias last podcast episode? You think Schaub wants to tie himself to Callen and TFATK still? He already has his solo show & his show with Theo that do great numbers while callens side podcasts always failedchris has always been a creepy weirdo. schaub and callen will still do pawldcasts together.
>>101186099Fraser was a spin-off. Chri Delia had a stronger career than Callen and less serious accusations. Schaub is going to drop him faster than a rotten peach.
>>101185968>>101186099Why are podcasters so obsessed with breaking into the Hollywood mainstream anyway? They literally get paid to sit on their ass and talk shit for a couple hours
>>101180362BASED...ON ABSOLUTE BEAUTY!
>>101185923dont stop..more pls
>>101186128callen having consensual sex with an adult woman is a more serious accusation than chris delia grooming children?
>>101186159Of you get a tv show into syndication you basically have your family set for life. Callen and Rogan started in television, Rogan hatednit though and for our as soon as he could. Callen can’t survive off podcasting alone. His solo projects have failed horribly. He only has one with Schaub (compared to Schaubs 3 shows+ food truck diaries etc.) and thst is not enough to support his lifestyle and child support.
>STOP THE FIGHT! NOT IN THE FUCKING FACE!
>>101186220can't he just live the neet lifestyle like me?
>>101186210That’s not what the accusations are, birdbrains.
>>101186186your one of those guys, huh?
>>101184707carbonara14bitch wants you perma heemed
>>101186243just admit you're a pedophile b
>>101186239for the past year it’s been a running joke that he frequently borrows money from Schaub and D’delia and he has to work non stop to keep up with child support. Like here for example when his show got cancelled https://youtu.be/5XRlZ2OxZ1g
>>101181914You should look at the history of the flag, he’s people are being oppressed by Azerbaijan
>>101175541im a cutbaby so i would flush any manlet here fighting on manlet weigh class
>>101186295Lol would love to Heem a dyel lanklet cutbaby
If Max loses to Zabit he is officially flushed
autistic thought of the hour: would be cool if irl fighting had a satisfying thumping sound when people leave themselves open for a good counter, like the parries in dark souls
>>101186351thisplus rizin ring girls pls uncle dana
Silva vs Weidman 3 should be both mens retirement fight.
>>101186351>>101186351Dark Souls suks
>>101186388This, but it should be 15 years from now in bareknuckle boxing
>>101186403One mans peach is another mans not a peach, b
>>101185928Boser will end Arlovski career.
>>101186403What's your favorite game bro?
>>101186128>Schaub is going to drop him faster than a rotten peach.If he drops Callen then Schaub is next to be dropped. Schuab will let'em know that Callen will be out for a period of a time instead of being fired.
>>101186497Schaub can’t be dropped. He’s the one who drops.
>>101186592>Schaub can’t be dropped.He can b.
>>101186605hes too powerful
>le shows his dick to Schaub for no reason manFuck MMAndrama, he was kino on Meat Eater
>>101186605Who can drop him other than Roth well, Roy Nelson, Travis Browne, and big nog?
>>101175375Wilder is a shit cunt
>>101175267Armenians loooove getting BLACKED.
>>101184060Based retard. Could Mike Perry become the first mentally handicapped champion?
Is /heemcord/ still a thing? Can I get in?
>>101186893You can get it in you.
>>101176018Skinny getting dominated and quits confirmed
>>101182596 All heavyweights must grow this mustache and fight with it from here on out.
>>101175267Could DJ beat him?
>>101186972No, DJ already lost the invincibility aura and Figueiredo is on the rise. Also, DJ doesn't have anything resembling the scary power Figueiredo has in his hands.
>>101187041I would suck a fart out her ass
>>101179049Was really hoping she'd split her head open.
>https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/1289954176542244865>DC in charge of the UFC 4 fighter ratingsWhat's he going to rank Jones as
Reminder that Crapentina Shitstanko is a can crusher who got raped by Nunes and dropped by bum Holly
>>101180333Go the fuck back.
If I'm speaking honestly I would destroy every single one of you in the octagon. I'm not a fighter but my mindset wouldn't let me get knocked out. It's too strong.
>>101179049Security was shook didn't want that smoke.
death to BJJ & eddie bravo!!
>>101187153>If you’re asking me if I feel Jon Jones would’ve worn a UFC title without any of these things (PEDs), I do, 100 percent, believe he would’ve won a UFC title. I think that he’s a very talented guy.He's an honest dude.
>>101179867>drumpfkinwhat a snowflake
H O O HOOH
Herb did nothing wrong.Callen is being falsely accused. Bathroom humor isn't funny.If you care about Schaub getting side pussy you're a bitch.
>>101187379>Bathroom humor isn't funny.
>>101175267I hope Fig man improves his cardio and wrestling otherwise he's going to get wrestlefucked again by Formiga
>>101187415found the coomer
>>101176462I would love for all of these to happen. Good future.
Why is heem so slow with the Americans but Europoors shit up the general when I'm asleep
>>101187493havent coomed in a few months, almost did last night but self control prevailed. who ya got in dc-stipe 3?
Yep. I'm filtering based on words for human waste.
>>101187575it would be easier to just leave /heem/ altogether
>>101187617Not at all. I'm only eliminating 1 poster.
>>101180007saddest thing in MMA
>>101187041I'd let her top me, if you know what I mean.
In love with a guy at my muay thai class...
Wear. The. Fr*cken. Mask.
>>101187849I don't even know who she is, but I'd lick her armpits.
>>101187895you forgot to say no homo...
>>101187895Show lewd photos slut
>>101187903I wear mine In the car, in the house, everywhere! They make them so comfortable and cool! I even have a heckin star wars mask broSTAYHOMESAVELIVES
>He thought Shitbumzyan was going to beat BumsonAbsolute state of it.
>>101187903>driving to work>see people alone in their car with a mask on
>>101187968It was free money After I saw Brunson decide to wrestle his chances of getting knocked out went down to 0% and I didn’t even need to watch the fight to know I’m getting my money
>>101187903>>101187967>>101187983Maskposting is the funniest thing on /heem/ right now
>>101187983Your air conditioning particulate filter will not separate COVID from the air coming in your ac
>>101187992The cazzies on here were riding the hype train all week. Kid's a bum. He should be fighting at 170.
i miss coral like you wouldn’t belive lads...
>>101187983>walking down the street>people pull their masks up as we approach each other
>>101188094Don’t you hate him
>fart in my mask>put it on quickly
mmm mmheemmmm mm
>>101187903hey you post in kpg too
They should have to wear masks while fighting
>>101188137What happened to this person?
>>101188164Bethe should for sure
>straight drop posting has started
>>101188157No I just screenshotted that off the YouTube homepage b
>>101188165i saw him training in a new youtube video so i guess he wants to fight again?
>Wear the mask or else I’ll heem you How do you respond?
Was Edmen doing well in the 1st round at least?
That cuck dan hardy needs to let it go. Making all of UK look bad.
>>101188164Everyone should have a GoPro on selfie mode constantly checking your face for a mask and if it ever comes off you get auto fined. Shower, exercising, sleeping, there’s really no excuse to not wear a mask. If our medical professionals can wear a mask 8 hours a day during a GLOBAL PANDEMIC, you can wear yours 24 hours
>look at shabayzan insta >bunch of azeris and Armenians arguing in the comments
>dine in restaurant>have to wear a mask
honestly fighters should be wearing masks during the fights, no reason not to. point deduction if it falls off
>>101188190that's the 2% European fighter Merry Pike he's been in hot water lately because of his use of the word cracka while referring to himself
>>101188273>Cornermen take off masks for pictures while hugging each other than put them back onWhy tf we even doing all this, b?
>>101188194brunson started slow and looked like he was making his reads. edmen looked better in the first round than he did in the second, but brunson seemed to be in control of the pace for the entire fight.
wtf was that black guy's problem yesterday? Spit his germs all over the cameraman. Talk about rudeness >:(
Since the heemcord is private does anyone want a new one?
>>101188241You can only let your mask down for a maximum of three seconds to take in a bite of foodThat’s it. That’s all you’re allowed.
>>101188326knew it was over when i heard shahbazyan gasping for air after that eyepoke
BRAZAA no dayna i no fite in fite island i am in russia kent leave putin hez me in Gulag
>>101188386the downfall of heemcord was always their reddit like tribalism and modsI’d be down if there are no rules and it is just /heem/ boys in voice chat
>>101176018rolling for this monkeychad
>>101188427I just wanted one with text chat for when heem is really dead we could like stream fights together and use a voice chat. People get annoyed if you flood heem out of boredom but some days I just want to talk mma all day.
schaubbros... i'm not feeling so good...
>>101188449>People get annoyed if you flood heem out of boredomdo they though
>>101188449well cracktreams chat last night was lit and it was black vs white power and no one was getting banned.
>>101188500he's not smart enough to know how to flood without sounding like a samefag
https://discord.gg/cT4davpFor whoever asked
puerto ricans are americans
>>101188525 fuck you puto i told you i would find you here and would heem you*heems you
>>101188680"puto" gave it away I guess.
>>101188490Schaub looks like somebody schaubed on his face
For me it is Bethe Correia why yes she's my favorite wmma fighter... why do you ask?
>>101188525haha holy shit that chat was insane
>>101179049This is the type of women I have access to sex with
>>101188768I was "Braun Strowman" typing a lot of shit I wouldn't be able to say here expect maybe on /pol/ it was hilarious.Good times can't wait for the next UFC fight card
>>101179049OHH SHE'S GONE FOR THE SINGLE LEG
>>101188791I just went to fullscreen and muted you bunch of spergs
>>101188525Most of the chat is fine. It's only ever annoying when they start spamming porn
>>101188094Stupid faggot chilango>>101188123That's me dawg
>>101188996>Tybura is a turbocan>Pooana got CHINKED by Weili>KK is a turbocan>Jan finna get BEANED by ReyesPoor little polishboi
>>101188094>i miss coralBut does Coral miss YOU? hmmmm.... also...F A G G O T
>>101189211>But does Coral miss YOU?yes he does b
>>101188962derrick lewis is white
Is this the best fighter to never hold the strap.
cant wait for sept 8th bros, expect an increase in creative shitposts at that time
where is it?
Got a banger of a post lined for the next thread. Can’t waste it in these late rounds.
>>101189338oh fer ser b but he identifies as black
>>101189408Who is that guy
Dan Hardy reeked of cigarettes and alcohol.
>>101189436I like to take the threads into deep waters by accidentally replying after 500 posts
>>101189353Friggen love loling
>>101189436 I got heemed once going over the thread limit but I recovered and got the W
>>101189471I wonder what Hardy was thinking at the end of round 2 edmen/bumson when Herb sorta waved it off but was like nah jk lol
>>101189465some rapist that tries to ride schuabs coattails
>>101189353This is the post
>>101179781pawpawl needs to bust
>>101189575it really does make you think, doesnt it?
>>101189515apparently he's not even a fighter, why are you posting this?
>>101175267Any mens weight division under flyweight shouldn't exist
>>101179781Wtf? I love cute asian women now!
>>101189652>t. "super" heavyweight
>>101189575How did Muslim Salikhov pop in Russia? Why is he still fighting? Maybe a blackmail job?
just took a yuge frankie edgar lads
>>101189717I'm about to head off to the Darren Till in a moment myself
>>101189436The championship rounds are when all the judges are looking, are you going to be Condit or Lawler here bud
>>101188766true heemster taste
>>101189747just don't Till your ACL Schaubing in the Tillet m8
Just bought a second hand copy of UFC Undisputed 3 for my PS3
>>101189465An absolute beast of an actor and comic and a legend in the podcast game
>>101189694Look at fig newton's face.Cold, self satisfied. It looks like he is ripping Joe's head out of his upper torso.
>>101190055Do you actually think this is even the slightest bit coherent? This post makes zero sense.
based gamebred making reddit seethehttps://www.instagram.com/p/CDZYmUTl8LK/
>>101190067Based. Bought Fight Night Champion and Undisputed 3 for cheap last year and got plenty of enjoyment out of both. They don't make them like they used to.
>>101190112based and redpilled
>>101190101I think you'd be surprised, perhaps a fellow hemmster could translate it for you
who's making a new one
Want to make a good post but I NEED those (you)s
>>101190201i love america
101190201get scubbed on
No surer sign of a bad*ss than hating reddit. I make sure to include it when introducing myself so people know I mean business.
>>101190229I love Germany
maaaan that genetic cripple ( schaubasyan ) was a pain to watch...disgusting
Don't mind me lads just getting things organized for later.>>101190324>>101190324>>101190324>>101190324
>>101190143Fight Night Champion is great. I was thinking about buying a cheap PS4 for UFC 4 but it looks like retarded microtransaction filled nonsensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGnDYtItD2A
>>101190342>animesomeone with high test make another one
>>101190342>early>animethis aint it
>>101190342>earlyLet the thread be a warrior b...
>>101186403Where did you get filtered?
>>101190396wanna eat ur ass
>>101190391>>101190384>>101190382STOP THE THREAD
>>101188094For me, it's Spain.
Im ready yank, hit us
>>101189732oh my goodness