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NYY: Judge homers in fourth consecutive game Saturday
HOU: Roberto Osuna leaves game with apparent injury
ATL: Acuña homers and doubles in blowout win over Mets
MIN: Miguel Sano blasts pair of homers to beat Indians
STL: Cardinals to play four in Detroit starting Tuesday
STL: Cardinals-Brewers Sunday doubleheader postponed
BOS: Red Sox shut down Eduardo Rodriguez for season
CWS: White Sox place Tim Anderson (groin) on 10-day IL
BOS: Martinez getting a breather against Yankees
MIA: Marlins on track to resume play Tuesday vs. BAL
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>>101172470
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Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be banned from baseball. But since Manfred is too much of a dickless coward to actually ban those worthless cheaters, Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be drilled with a 99+ mph fastball between the shoulder blades at least once per series every year for the rest of their careers.

The Astros players should be forced to give back 100% of the bonus money they were given when they played in the 2017 and 2019 World Series.

The 2017 World Series title should be vacated. The Astros should be forced to give back the Commissioner's Trophy. The Astros franchise should be allowed to play only 40 home games per year for the next three years. The Astros franchise should be forced to surrender all of their draft picks for the next five years.

As Manfred is too impotent and cowardly to fix baseball the right way, it's up to the players to police the game themselves. Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be drilled with a 99+ mph fastball between the shoulder blades at least once per series every year for the rest of their careers. Let the Astros see how well their bodies hold up after having to get into 30 brawls this year. Those degenerates didn't just cheat. They stole money from other players by cheating. They stole money from the owners by cheating. The Astros players should be prepared to have their bodies broken. The players will fix this scandal the right way since MLB has a coward for a commissioner.

The Astros beanball festival has only just begun.
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BURN RICKY IF HE TAKES ROBERT OUT OF THE 1 SPOT
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>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."
Hmm. What did you mean by that, Hinch?
>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."
Hinch?
>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."
Hey, Hinch.
>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."
Uh, Hinch, you lied to us?
>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."
Oh shit, Hinch, what are you doing?
>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."
B-but Hinch, I thought you knew nothing about the cheating.
>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."
Hinch, you broke my heart. You broke my heart, Hinch.
>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."

tl;dr - "Hey, Gomes just went out to talk to Scherzer. They probably changed the signs. Someone go tell our guy with the laptop who is watching the video feed from our catcher-camera in center field that the signs may have changed and he needs to make sure he buzzes the buzzer on Bregman's shoulder correctly or Bregman will be pissed".

Hinch is a filthy cheater and liar.
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AGAIN PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ERG BUTTHURT SPAMMING DUE TO THE ROYALS LOSING
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>POOSTON
IT'S OVER
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MARINERS!
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reminder that this guy has a world series ring
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>>101172592
fuck that fag lmoa
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GOOD

WIN

>CHEATSTROS
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA
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>Poodres
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Rockies win!
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>>101172699
Doggie doos kek
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>>101172699
Hey the doggie doos!
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>>101172699
Chadres got ya seethin
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Why is it suddenly bases loaded for the anglels?
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>>101172699
can we go easy on them poodres?
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>>101172699
This one is on the doggie doos (kek)
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>>101172700

Yay!

gg dads
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON

FUCK YOU CHEATERS
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>>101172699
Have a look at this one (doggie doos kek)
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know your place trashtros! guessing is harder than knowing
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>>101172699
oh this doggie doo really gets my blood pumping
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>>101172829
Doggie doos kek
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Doggie doos! Hey da doggie doos! Poopoo doos! Hey poopoodoos!
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GET FUCKED CHEATSTROS
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Heh hah! Doggie dooz
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>>101172699
fuck you
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>be houston
>cheat
>lose
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>>101172976
Mother of god.
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>>101172976
Imagine losing the 2020 anglels
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>poodres
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>9 games into the season
>already 3 games behind
We got WAY too fucking cocky, Metsbros. It's really not looking good for us.
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>>101173305
Fortunately both the Phillies and Marlins will literally die off so that 3rd wild card spot is yours
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ORIOLES MAGIC
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>>101173390
Mother of mother
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Who Orange Ducks here?
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>>101173460
>>101173400
ORIOLES ARE ELITE
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RAISE THE JOLLY ROGER
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HEY CHICAGO WHAT TO YA SAY!
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>>101172470
>General
>edition
This is not an /mlb/ thread
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Cubs... somehow win...
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>>101173693
why don't you fuck off then?
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>>101173723
And let the bad guys win?
Fuck you.
This is war.
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>mest
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>>101172470
Fuck the mlb
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>>101173722
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cubbies fuck ya!
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>>101173818
No cubbies please don't fuck me I'm ovulating...cubbies please..
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Mariners about to win btw
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>>101173794

this but unironically
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We rule the MLB, and also /mlb/
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>>101173935
>4-4
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>>101173888
Ill get the latex fist and lube
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>>101173935
Perhaps if you kept your head in the game
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>>101173944
dios mio...
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>>101173888
Trips confirm
Get ready for the influx of Msbros.
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Guys tell me straight, are the Mariners elite?
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>>101173984
Yes
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>>101173984
Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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>It's a cubs vs yankees WS

So the Cubs are the protags this year, shit
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>>101174057
No the Yankees haven't won in over a decade. It's the punished yankees which makes them the good guys.
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>>101174073
Wrong. The Yankees deserve what they got for the roid era.
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>>101174073
Can you really believe that we went through the entire 2010s without the Yankees winning?

No 2010
No 2011
No 2012
No 2013
No 2014
No 2015
No 2016
No 2017
No 2018
No 2019

Imagine if you told that to someone in the year 2009.
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>chokeland
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>>101174095
They got what they deserve for the steroid era, rings galore
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>>101173984
Probably not.
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>>101174201
Found the asshurt chokeland fan. Enjoy this L.
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>>101173888
Based triples
Based Mariners
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>>101172470

Manfred, this season needs to be canceled!
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>>101174211
you were saying?
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What the fuck was that?
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I'm sorry
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white sox own ya
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Pobody's nerfect
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>>101174302
>4th place
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>>101174185
>*
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how does this new extra inning bullshit affect pitchers?
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>>101174346
It makes them more pissed at the league
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>>101174315
cope
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>>101174360
i assume its an unearned run but its still bullshit that a single ends the game
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you have to make an attempt lewis
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what a joke.
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>>101174418
wrong thread lad?
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>Marlins
>Phillies
>Cardinals
They should’ve moved the entire league to an island or Vietnam. Staff, families and entourages would have had to either come with, quarantine and stay the duration or stay the fuck home. No one coming or going during. Instead we got assholes milling about like the whole thing is fake or the chloro-Q is gonna save their asses. By next Friday half the teams will have infected players and we’ll be lucky to see twenty games.
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>the absolute state of Cleveland's offense
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>>101173888
MARINERS BROS?
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>be houston
>lose
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>>101174655
>>be houston
>>CHEAT
>>lose
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good news /mlb/
the As won and Mr Beane has been found
literally the second they tied the game, quite a coincidence
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>be houston
>cheat
>lose
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bh
c
l
kek

BH
C
L
KEK
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>
>
>
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>bh
>c
>l
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>bh
>c
>l
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omigosh are we bhl'ing again omigoshies!
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>>101174795
greinke deserves better than houston
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>be houston
>cheat
>lose
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>>101174804
I wish he would come back to LA but he doesn't like the city i hear.
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GG Rags

That's 2
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>>101174819
i doubt he likes houston either
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fuck
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>the absolute hovel of New York Mets pitching
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>be white sox
>win
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>>101174880
Ms will take Diaz back
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>>101174890
YAY BAJP
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>>101174877
It was the bases loaded. What happened to Shed Long?
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>>101173588
>ORIOLES ARE ELITE

Das rite. And Chris Davis is hitting to a glossy .354 OPS. Sadly, he only has another two years and $46MM left under contract after this wonderful 2020 season.
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> bh

why are you guys posting about buttholes
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>>101174944
its an old fag meme
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>>101174944
give me the charts win
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imagine actually caring about hall of fame ballots
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>>101174948
at least the one guy who still forces it to this day sure thinks it is
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>>101174923
chain weighed him down
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the phillies and marlins have only played 3 games...
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Damn the Diamondbacks fucking suck dick
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No late night basedball tommorrow. Kind of sucks.
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>yfw AL Central and NL West are the only competitive divisions
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barry bonds is really eventually going to make the hall of fame isn't he?
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>>101175018
Al west too
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>>101175020
if the astros can keep their rings then bonds deserves the hof
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>you can only reply to this post if your team is above .500
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>>101175052
furry shit not welcome here
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>>101175048
yeah but in a kind of sad way
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>>101175052
omi
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>>101175018
2020 is such a weird season
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>>101175020
If Griffey is in it then Bonds should be in it.

You're delusional if you think Griffey didn't take roids
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>>101175133
cope
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>>101175133
I'm ok with steroid users getting in if they actually own up to it which Barry still has yet to do and he's still acting like an asshole. Even as a Mariners fan I'd be ok with arod getting in, because he at least gave a real apology about it.
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Fuck em nonny
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>>101175133
griffey didn't use steroids faggot. if he did he would have hit 950 home runs assuming he didn't get hurt as well.
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>>101175133

color me fucking delusional, then
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>>101175133
Where is the proof Griffey used roids? Oh yeah there isn't any.
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>implying alex bregman doesn’t deserve a fastball to his jaw
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>>101175133
There's only speculation based on his record of injuries in light of his workout routines and preferences, nothing real whatsoever
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>>101175218
Where is the proof Bonds used roids? Oh yeah there isn't any.
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>>101175315
He literally admitted to it dumbass
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>>101175315
There's a tape recording of his friend asking where his trainer was injecting him, if it was in the same place every time or not, and the trainer said it wasn't the same every time

>>101175370
He never did, he only admitted to recognizing the cream and clear as what his trainer was giving him but claimed he didn't know they were steroids

And even now he's only said "I'm a convicted felon and I have to live with it" or something like that, not an apology for anything specific
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can you national league faggots keep your rona to yourselves? you are not to fuck up the american league with your carelessness
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>>101175404
its the east coast fucks, spreading to the central
stay out of best coast
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>>101175399
His lawyer literally told a jury that he did take steroids during his career but his trainer """mislead""" him at the time into thinking it was flaxseed oil and arthritis cream. That is admittance but you're right he has never completely owned up to which is why he doesn't deserve to be in the hof.
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>>101175404
>>101175447
based centralbros stayin healthy!
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Would Roy Halladay have made it into the hall without dying?
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>>101175500
easily lol
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>>101175515
First ballot?
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You can't spell basedball without baseball, just saying.
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>>101175536

thanks jon heyman
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>>101175529
No
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Big Papi
DH
steroids
never admitted shit

no-doubt Hall of Famer
seethe and cope, lmao
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Why would anybody name a team after being literate?
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>>101175694
cincinnati reads
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>>101175617
Going to laugh when the deep state Boston cheating ring is exposed. But instead of laugh I'll probably laugh
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>>101175617
underrated post
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>>101175751
They could release a story tomorrow and it won't mean a bucket of shit when it comes to Ortiz making the Hall of Fame

>>101175776
The best part is that by the time he gets in, on the first ballot, Bonds and Clemens won't be eligible any more and they'll both be watching Papi give his speech on TV. Fucking kek,
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>>101175825
>mfw
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Shitcumfarti
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Blue down! I repeat, Blue down!
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>>101176275
that was totally in purpose
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>>101176275

wow he really cocked em in the face!!
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>>101176338
Did he call him safe?? Lol
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>>101176350
Arrogant prick
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>>101176540
Runner was ruled safe.
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>>101176275
GOTEM
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Fuck, marry, kill:
Joe Kelly, Tim Tebow, Anthony Recker
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Gay Louis kek gay Louis
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>>101176946
noot my berrrds
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Does he have a womanly figure?
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hey erg how'd the royals do today?
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>>101177093
i think she's banned, how else would you explain the normal thread
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>>101177135
She!?!?!
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>>101177145
How new?
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cubbie wubbies!
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SF: Yastrzemski walks four times in win over Rangers
COL: Story slugs solo homer, Rockies crush Padres
SEA: Yusei Kikuchi strikes out nine over six scoreless
HOU: Roberto Osuna heading for MRI on pitching arm
NYY: Judge homers in fourth consecutive game Saturday
HOU: Roberto Osuna leaves game with apparent injury
ATL: Acuña homers and doubles in blowout win over Mets
CHC: Tyler Chatwood fans 11 in victory over Pirates
CWS: Robert homers, doubles twice in rout of Royals
MIN: Miguel Sano blasts pair of homers to beat Indians

>SF: Yastrzemski walks four times in win over Rangers
It hurts to live
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xBA is a cope statistic paraded about by midwits
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>>101177266
not the dude you replied to but I have no fuckin clue who she is
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>>101176946
Really showing off that Harvard education.

In other news, Carlos Martinez, Miles Mikolas and John Gant are STUPID MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS WHO NEED TO BE SUSPENDED FOR THE YEAR FOR PUTTING THEIR TEAMMATES IN DANGER!!!

This longtime Cardinal fan wishes to apologize to Twins fans, Brewer fans and the NL and AL Central in general for their behavior.
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Reminder that homosexuality is a vile abomination before the Lord
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>>101180169
Trucker gang would like a word with your asshole
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BREAKING NEWS
John Heyman reports that Rob Manfred says the “Cubbie Bears will be given the World Series to show the Faggot Birds in Saint Louis who is boss. The 2021 title will be preemptively given to the Cubs as well. That is all. Heil Hitler”
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Forgive me kek forgive me
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BREAKING NEWS
John Heyman reports that Rob Manfred says the “Cubbie Bears will be given the World Series to show the Faggot Birds in Saint Louis who is boss. The 2021 title will be preemptively given to the Cubs as well. That is all. Heil Hitler”
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RIP Big Willie Brims

"Diabeetus"
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Post your worlds eries prediction

NYY ATL
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>>101184523
no one against no one, the season will be cancelled
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>>101184523
put money on indians v padres
t. knower of things
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>>101183742
Take it easy kek take it easy
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White Sox gonna cockslap the gaylels today and sweep them kek KEK!
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>>101184523
COL VS TB
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I’m feeling very shrimp pilled today
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SI’s (((Stephanie Apstein))) reports that Rob Manfred has declared, “anybody that even looks at the Astros will he given a 25 game ban. You’ll be held down in the locker room, coughed on by everybody on the team, and your socks will have the toes cut before the next game. That is all for now. Heil hitler.”
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FanGraph’s (((Jay Jaffe))) reports that’s Rob Manfred was seen biting the heads off gingerbread men before fervently shouting, “ The Thousand Year Reich Majorleageuenbaseballbund will not allow the Bolshevik disparagement of the Houston Astros! Any fan, player, coach, and staffer, has an obligation to the Reich to report any insulting comments about the Astros to the Gestapo! All offenders will he given 50 game suspensions to be served at Make a Wish events! Heil Hitler!”
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Heil Hitla
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(((Ken Rosenthal))) reports that Rob Manfred was seen pickpocketing blind children and yelling in the faces of deaf old ladies. When asked for comment, he replied: “the time for bourgeois subversion has ended! Any subject of the Reich who condemns the Houston Astros will be loaded into a cannon and shot into an oven after serving a three year ban! That is all for now. Heil Hitler!”
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get ready /mlb/ for tomorrow, you shall meet your end
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>>101186317
t. /hoc/
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I’m a gangsta
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>>101186317
hello kike shill!
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>>101186399
>I’m a gangsta
The eephus is the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
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>Mest traded for Billy "Can't Steal First" Hamilton
They're desperate aren't they?
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Ohtani will redeem himself today!
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I think baseball
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I believe baseball
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I miss baseball
- us tomorrow
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I hate baseball
>t. Rob Man-fredo
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Alex Bregman is the Reinhard Heydrich of the MLB
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>>101186590
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>tfw your team is 1-2
Kek philthies!!!
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>>101177266
Not new at all.
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>Joey Votto out with corona symptoms
And that's the nail in the coffin folks
See y'all in 2022
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>>101186908
RIP
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A-At least we got some B-Basedball right guys???
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>>101187217
rays-o's and mets-braves are on
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>>101187217
let's enjoy all the baysbawl we can
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>>101187426
for now
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>>101186908
>Votto
>good anymore
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>Kyle Wright in charge of throwing strikes
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>>101187525
>mests
>RISP
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>BREAKING: The Mets don't know where Yoenis Cespedes is.

>Team statement: "As of game time, Yoenis Céspedes has not reported to the ballpark today. He did not reach out to management with any explanation for his absence. Our attempts to contact him have been unsuccessful."
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>>101187685
You forgot
>if you're reading this please come home
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>>101187685
another soul lost without a trace to covid, RIP
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>>101187685
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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>>101187685
What
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>>101187685
Kidnapped and held for ransom by wild boar
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>>101187685
The Mest have broken him so badly he's trying to raft back to Cuba
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>>101187817
I mean, when you think about it, Cuba has better doctors than the mets staff.
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Holy shit
>MEST
>RISP
>2 innings, 5 baserunners, 0 runs scored
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I don't understand. Isn't the team all staying in the same hotel? Is he not in his hotel room? Have they checked? Do they have a curfew or is that like an antiquated concept?
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>>101187891
Why isn't MLB trying to implement 30 bubbles?
The only time players are allowed to leave is to travel to the other team's stadium
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>>101187914
because the MLB is shortsighted and slow to adapt. They should have implemented the bubble system in some fashion, but they didn't. no they are teetering on cancellation because some players just had to go party. The owners are all out of touch, and the majority of the players a coddled manchildren. It was a recipe for disaster.
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give your plan to save the mlb season
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>>101187914
isn't that already the policy?
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>>101187987
Shoot all the sick people and implement bubbles.
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>>101187987
At this point, it's all a matter of luck and containment. there should have been 4-6 hub cities. It's impossible for a full blown bubble system to work without hub cities. I doubt the season makes it past 30 games. Joey Votto got hit, so if a guy like Trout gets COVID, the season's toast. The optics would just be too bad.
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>>101187685
F
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Where's the Royals' thread?
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>Vic Beasley goes missing from NFL training camp
>Cespedes goes missing from Mets

What the fuck is going on?
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>>101187987
sacrifice Altuve Correa and Bregman to the covid gods
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>>101187987
keep playing and stop testing. put the old boomer coaches in hazmat suits.

problem unironically 100% solved
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>>101188120
>Vic Beasley
literally who
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>>101187987
expose all the players to covid, take a two-week break while everyone recovers, replace dead players with youngsters from the minors
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Pirates @ Cubs
>>101188248
>>101188248
>>101188248
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>>101188225
He led the league in sacks a few years ago.
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>>101172470
>BOS: Martinez getting a breather against Yankees
not funny, asshole
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>>101188226
Expose all of humanity to covid and get it over with. Let the faggots die. Move on with the survivor
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Cespedes realized the Mets are going to be horrible again, said "fuck it" and went back to his farm.
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>>101172470
>MIA: Marlins on track to resume play Tuesday vs. BAL
I would be pissed if I was the guy who the O's just traded to the Marlels
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The fuck is this white Sox lineup, did Anderson get hurt or something?
put Eloy 5th Rick
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>Reds and Tigers are about to play two 7 inning games

what kinda faggotry is this?
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>>101188335
the kinda faggotry possible with this shitty ass plan for play that the league came up with
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>>101188335
MUH SHORTER GAMES
GOTTA GET THOSE CASUALS WATCHING
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Yoenis Cespedes is ded
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>Mets release statement before they actually know if Cespedes is alive or not
MEET THE METS
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>>101188335
Bauer gonna throw the first 7 inning NH

His twitter rain delay rampage yesterday was great.
https://twitter.com/BauerOutage
>then more rain delays today
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Holy shit cespedes
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What would be my ideal team in the MLB?
I search
> Team without any championship (WORLD SERIES)
> always losing team
> Team I hardly ever play in the Playoffs
> team with very weak and poor Fanbase
> Team with very low attendance in their stadium
> Team that if they play in the Playoffs always lose their first game
> team that in most seasons always has a losing record
> Team that is the shame of your entire city
>Team that always lives under the shadow of a much more popular, successful, winning and imported major league soccer (MLS) Team
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>>101188379
nah, no one knows where he is because he's gone full Ken Griffey Jr. mode and driven home to his ranch in Port St. Lucie
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coronavirus was invented by manfred as an excuse to implement his stupid fucking ideas into our game
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>>101188452
fuck off fernando
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>>101188476
universal DH is for sure staying after this year, disgusting
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>>101188476

I hate Manfred.
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>>101188417
https://twitter.com/JustinCToscano/status/1289989931947810817

Reading between the lines it sounds like they know he ran away. Hope to fuck i'm right
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>>101187685
The initial thought is he fucked off to attend a personal matter and contacts them later. But holy fuck imagine he’s just dead somewhere
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So if Desclafani or Bauer throw 7 no hit innings today, would that still count as a no hitter?
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bros where is cespedes im scared mest bros...
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>>101188611
don't worry, he's with carmen sandiego
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>Eight strikeouts in five scoreless innings for Tommy Milone. He has 13 swinging strikes on 78 pitches, and 25 on 135 pitches over two starts (18.5 percent). Only eight starters who have made at least two starts have a better swinging strike rate.

Why get good pitchers when random guys do just as well
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>>101187685
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>>101188611
Crazy part is aren’t they under quarantine essentially in a hotel? Like that should severely limit his ability to just disappear. Not like teammates can all go to clubs or dinners since everything’s essentially closed. Crazy stuff
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>>101188551
>We don’t know where is and can’t get in contact with him
>But his safety isn’t at risk

Why are the Mest so incompetent?
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>281
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>>101188677
>Not like teammates can all go to clubs or dinners since everything’s essentially closed
the marlels say hola
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Where is Cespedes?
Where is Heims?
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Cespedes just went to magic city for some wings
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>Asstros
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dubs decides what new pitch my RTTS pitcher learns
current pitches are 4SFB, circle change, knuckle curve and cutter
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>>101189007
he should retire
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>>101189007
convert him to 1B/DH and have him gain 75 pounds.
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>>101189007
retire
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>>101188590
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_no-hitters#Shortened_games
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>>101188503
NL bros, we lost...
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What, specifically, did the Astros do wrong?
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>>101189007
make him learn a pure knuckleball and then forget all other pitches besides a fastball of which he can't throw faster than 85 mph
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>>101189073
nothing
everyones jealous
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>>101189007
he should retire
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>>101189007
start over with better pitches
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>>101189073
the same thing 3-4 other teams that we know about, except they had the audacity to be a team not from one of the coasts. Can't have that.
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>>101189007
LHP, submarine delivery, 2 pitches: 98mph fastball; knuckleball
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>>101188379
>its real
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>>101189015
>>101189054
>>101189142
>>101189193
I'm 17 seasons into this playthrough, not starting over
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>>101189007
turn him into Jamie Moyer
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>>101189249
digits and you have to start over
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>>101189087
>>101189144
>Everyone was cheating!!!

Proofs?
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>>101189249
Digits and you uninstall
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WHERE

IN THE WORLD

IS

YOENIS CESPEDES???
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>>101189309
two of the other most successful teams during that time (Sox & Yankees) had cheating probes. not hard to imagine most other teams having some form of digital cheating methods in place, just like every team had at least one guy outed for roids
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Tigers/Reds game already in the 4th...
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>>101189386
Yeah Gagne was an ultra chad to me as a kid but now hes just a roiding faggot now. Still need proofs.
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>>101189372
at his ranch
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>>101187685
Have they checked his place in Florida? Maybe his foot is trapped in the "hole" he got stepped and broke his ankle in before
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>>101189073
based and jessica mendozapilled
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>>101189458
BaJP for commissioner.

DH abolished for both leagues. 12 inning games. 2017 Astros lynched. Free 5 hotdogs and 2 beers (light) at the stretch.

Ide vote for him.
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>>101187953
The issue is less about dudes going out to party and more about the total lack of a plan, despite how many times Manfred used the word protocol to try to trick people into thinking there was one.
The Marlins situation is just Florida being Florida and I can see the need for the last resort of putting them on hold, but they're shutting teams down after a single positive too. The non-existent protocols everyone was supposed to abide by should've allowed teams to assume that a single positive was an outlier, and they could plug and play from the taxi squad until he's cleared again.
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For me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers
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THE PERROS ARE IN THE ENCLOSED POOL AREA
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Large if factual
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Mo here lmao mo here lmao
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>>101189912
>"hearing"
yeah he's just making that up
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>>101189912
>Braves blow you the fuck out so hard you give up the season the next day
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>>101189786
Fucking based.
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Based ATL opera singer
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>>101189786
this, but Red Sox instead of Dodgers
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I get that friends are for watching sports with and girlfriends dont like sports so they are just for sex but imagine you found a girlfriend that actually likes sports and then you could victory fuck her when your team wins and have rough defeat sex when your team loses.
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>>101190286
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>>101190286
Chauvinist pig
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>>101190286
Misogynistic scumbag
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>>101189912
this is just mets damage control
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>>101190412
This
>HE LEFT, NOT OUR FAULT
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>>101190412
no it was mentioned on a mets fan forum he might have opted out before it came out in the media
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>>101190286
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>>101190509
>mets fan forum
truly a reputable source
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>>101190509
>no guys, serious. this was all planned
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>>101190286
yeah, imagine that
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>>101190588
it is a reputable source. the poster has organizational contacts.
>>101190595
i'm not sure about that. i would imagine cespedes probably didn't use the proper channels and the higher ups feel like he bailed on them.
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>>101190728
>the poster has organizational contacts.
i.e. disinformation agent
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>>101190286
Mariners fans would be having alot of rough sex over the years
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I hope ohtani does well today
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hi guys have you seen Yoenis Céspedes...he was last seen eating at the steak house
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>>101190788
shut up your whore mouth...i dont like joe maddon and want the angels to fire him today
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>>101190788
ohtani is a bust
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Lifelong here, my Cubs just keep bootyblasting your shitty teams.
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>>101190814
Damn those look good
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>Orioles sweep
cancel this season it's illegitimate
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>Alonso 0 for 5 with 3 Ks
>.175 average on the season
wtf Metsbros I thought he was supposed to be good and not a fan meme!
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>>101190286
My gf likes hockey, basketball and baseball. She's not big on football but she goes to games with me and at least acts interested. We go to sporting events all the time
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eternal suffering
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>Mest
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Welp, it finally happened...
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>No doyers gamethread on Kershaw day

Motherfuckers better be in church or some shit
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https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1290008552996626433
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Bellinger dinger. He's back.
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BELLIDINGER
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>>101191103
>>101191103
>>101191103
>>101191103
doyer dbacks
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Sneks fan here. Fully expect the bullpen to give up another 11. How long do you think it will take?
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>>101190286
>when my girlfriend comes over and asks for a big shirt after round one so I hand her a team shirt and then we fugg for round 2 and have her keep it on
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>>101191101

Yup and run support for Kershaw! Very happy to see that
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Where's the Royals gamethread? Are they winning?
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>>101172470
>MIA: Marlins on track to resume play Tuesday vs. BAL
Keep pushing that bullshit, Manfred
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>>101191179
gotta find a way to take the orioles out before they ruin the playoffs :)
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ROYALS?
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>gaylels
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There it is lads
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>>101191291
I bet if the Mets were doing well he wouldn't have opted out
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>>101191070
the big red hype machine
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>>101191070
at least you got Bauie in a bit, still 30 mins between games?
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How long until deGrom demands a trade? This dude is prob furious that he missed out on the big money that Cole got.
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guys if pete alonso really is good why is he batting under .200 with only one homer on the season? Don't tell me he can't even do the one thing he was good at anymore
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>>101191318
He probably got assblasted by being benched and realized if he’s heavy on incentives there’s no point
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>>101191383
He's saving his home runs for the playoffs.
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>>101191434
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Meet the mess
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>10 games into the season
>Mets already 4 games behind
METSBROS WE GOT WAY TOO FUCKING COCKY AFTER OPENING DAY. IT'S REALLY NOT LOOKING GOOD AT ALL.
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Can Michael Kopech opt back in now? They're back on track.
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>>101191383
the strikeout and hit homers meme is dying with better balls
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>>101191352

if they play. at least it's a beautiful afternoon for patioposting
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>>101191548
Winky enjoying the life...
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*saves the Padres in you're path*
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>>101191615
>stripes on the front and back of uniform don't line up
why are the Padres so low rent?
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>>101191615
Niggas hit like 3 triples already this year. Unironically should start over hosmer
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>>101191671
We're a little edgy and off-kilter, the Friars don't play by the rules
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Lmao meme shitlonso
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>Joey Gallo is now batting .269
g-guys...he’s evolving...
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>>101191724
>0 for 5, 3 Ks, 6 LOB
damn he's good
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Most >mest day we've had in years
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>>101191739
How many gallie bombs?
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>>101191770
>years
wasn't challenging a reporter to a fight just last season?
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>Tigers reliever Tyler Alexander K's 9 in a row
>last AL guy to do was Detroit Tiger Doug Fister
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>>101191791
>fister
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>Cespedes opted out last night and his agent contacted the team LAST NIGHT apparently
>Mets management acting like he's vanished and sends out the search party
>1 hour later
>nah its cool he totally okay even though we don't know where he is
>After just getting swept by the Barves
>Uh he opted out guys

Can Cohen buy the fucking team already?
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>>101191770
You mean days
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>losedians
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>>101191813
The mets are such a shit show its hilarious
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>ohtani
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>>101191799
reminder that Fister was traded for Furbush
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>>101191813
Brodie is such a disaster. He's always pulling carnie bullshit like this.
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>>101191855
Amazing.
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>>101191853
did he get re-injured yet? or just give up another 5 runs in a third of an inning?
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>>101191771
2
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>>101191897
He got through one inning but now loaded up the bases with 0 outs.
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>>101191914
He'll get 2 more today
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>>101191931
he's failed as a pitcher, why can't the Angels just give up on that?
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>>101191975
>>101191931
>>101191931
BASES LOADED WALK
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>>101192072
shoulda been strike three, these 2 runs are on the ump
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>>101192072
>>101191975
>>101191931
A SECOND BASES LOADED WALK
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F for Ohtani
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>SHITANI
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>ohtani walks in a run
Imagine being an anglels fan
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FUCK THE LASTROS ARE CHEATING TO HIT OHTANI
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High socks. Yes or no
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>37.80 ERA
>37.80 ERA
>37.80 ERA
>37.80 ERA
>37.80 ERA
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>>101192107
always yes
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CHEATSTROS CHEATING AGAIN
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>>101192116
Its an improvement
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>>101192072
Umpball as fuck, on ball 4 the entire pitch was in the strike zone.
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gaylels kek
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You guys ever notice how bad Altuve is when he's not cheating?
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Finally...
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>>101192213
Springer too
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glasnow will win the Cy Young
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>Springer .167
>Altuve .176
>Bregman .182
>7 of their 9 games were against shit tier pitching (Angels, Mariners)
>in their 2 games against a good team (Dodgers) none of those players got a single hit and they lost both games
By far the best thing about this season so far. Fucking trash can babbies.
>>
Bustani
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>pittsburgh in charge of dotting their is
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Four Days in October is playing on E!SPIN2... a nice respite from the absolute clown show that is our pitching corps
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GG ROYALS
SWEEP
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I LOVE MY BULLPEN AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS
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>>101192301
also
>before Mo came into Game 4 he had a career 0.69 postseason ERA
nice
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>>101191615

He's been killing it, dunno why you guys don't have him higher in the order.
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kek gaylels swept KEK!!!
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TWINS WIN
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>losedians
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9myYc8Pn8o
>life imitates art
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>moops
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>>101192452
they had two hits today, not one
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Guys, who can stop the tWINs?
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>>101192511
Yankees, as usual.
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>>101192511
The Yankees duh
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>>101192522
they won't even be able to get past them in any postseason that may happen in this shitshow meme season, cap this
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>>101192511
yankees
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Go Rockies! Lighting up that Padres bullpen.
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Sick em nonny
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>>101192511
Yankees
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>Cleveland "Baseball" Team
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>Poodres
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How did the white sox even lose any games to the losedians?
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>>101192682
>thinking they're ever getting renamed
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>the rockies would have swept the poodres if they didn't use that one closer
lol
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>>101192702
pitchers were rusty, pls no bully
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>>101172470
pls post moar comments....this fuckin gayniggerfromouttaspace needs to gtfo
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Can people please explain why minisofa fans are so utterly cancerous?
Just look at these comments
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/1290031387127566337
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>>101192745
>best team in the MLB
>don't need a good bullpen
mek
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Chicago has a baseball team???
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>>101192745
They're scumbags. Did you see what they did to my boy George Floyd?
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>>101192745
Seethe harder retard
>NOOO PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SHIT TEAM STOOOOOOOP
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>>101192745
cringe
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>>101192805
The Indians are still in 2nd place and still have a better record than your shit team.
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>twins living rent free in leaveland fan’s heads
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>>101192837
The Indians are neither of those things lmao
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>>101192807
What does this even mean? What the fuck minisomalia?
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>>101192861
Isn't there supposed be an additional team?
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>>101192893
None come to mind. You sure?
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>>101192807
>>101192745
LMAO
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>>101192919
holy shit is that where he is these days? dam son
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>>101192919
>>101192807
Double cringe
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>losedians seething
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why are flyover states so autistic about their sports?
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join the discord bro
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>>101192745
>>101192807
>>101192919
>>101192962
I'll never look at twins fans the same again.
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my rockies are gonna blow it again arent they
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>>101193041

We were just doing bullpen tryouts. Estevez will lock this shit down, and even if he doesn't Diaz will hold three runs.
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>>101193089
Famous last words
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>be royals fan
>think they might have a small chance to compete this year
>get sent back to reality
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What went wrong with Ohtani
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>>101193156
I bet you sweep the twins just cause
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Holy shit, Pujols actually did something useful.
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>>101193041
We got this fren.
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>lastros
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Damn pujols with the grand slam
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TATIS HOMER
WE'RE BACK IN THIS
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>>101186399
woulda coulda shoulda lotta hypotheticals when you a fake gangsta
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to avoid thread wars, new when we get there:
>>101193376
>>101193376
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>>101193041
As a dadsfag I hope you're right
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>tfw Foulke gets the Sierra groundout
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>>101193445
that's our brand(tm)
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>>101193265
>WE
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There really couldn't have been a worse and more egregious blown call for Ohtani's confidence to blow than the ball 4 with bases loaded in the 2nd. Hopefully the frustration sticks with him and he pitches more aggressively the next outing
>>
N
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>everyone bails immediately
Not the intention but glad the thread isn't fucked up
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>>101193845
O Germany, you scamp
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>>101193833
>an ump fucked up
first day?
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>Boston
red sox
>Chicago
white sox

........... why aren't there more sox?
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>>101194032
There's the Blue Sox
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>>101193241
>pujols
but seriously how is that dude still alive
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>>101194105
what city do they play for
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Being a Mets fan is fucking painful
>>
great thread
>>101193376
>>101193376
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>>101194032
because Humongous Entertainment were such niggers that they took out "Socks" as a team name option for BB2001
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NI
I
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>>101194321
-ce :D
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>>101194120
two years and $59mil left on a contract, that's how
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>500
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>>101194176
At least Mendoza is gone.



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