NYY: Judge homers in fourth consecutive game SaturdayHOU: Roberto Osuna leaves game with apparent injuryATL: Acuña homers and doubles in blowout win over MetsMIN: Miguel Sano blasts pair of homers to beat IndiansSTL: Cardinals to play four in Detroit starting TuesdaySTL: Cardinals-Brewers Sunday doubleheader postponedBOS: Red Sox shut down Eduardo Rodriguez for seasonCWS: White Sox place Tim Anderson (groin) on 10-day ILBOS: Martinez getting a breather against YankeesMIA: Marlins on track to resume play Tuesday vs. BAL
Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be banned from baseball. But since Manfred is too much of a dickless coward to actually ban those worthless cheaters, Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be drilled with a 99+ mph fastball between the shoulder blades at least once per series every year for the rest of their careers.The Astros players should be forced to give back 100% of the bonus money they were given when they played in the 2017 and 2019 World Series.The 2017 World Series title should be vacated. The Astros should be forced to give back the Commissioner's Trophy. The Astros franchise should be allowed to play only 40 home games per year for the next three years. The Astros franchise should be forced to surrender all of their draft picks for the next five years.As Manfred is too impotent and cowardly to fix baseball the right way, it's up to the players to police the game themselves. Gurriel, Altuve, Correa, Bregman, and Springer should be drilled with a 99+ mph fastball between the shoulder blades at least once per series every year for the rest of their careers. Let the Astros see how well their bodies hold up after having to get into 30 brawls this year. Those degenerates didn't just cheat. They stole money from other players by cheating. They stole money from the owners by cheating. The Astros players should be prepared to have their bodies broken. The players will fix this scandal the right way since MLB has a coward for a commissioner.The Astros beanball festival has only just begun.
BURN RICKY IF HE TAKES ROBERT OUT OF THE 1 SPOT
>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."Hmm. What did you mean by that, Hinch?>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."Hinch?>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."Hey, Hinch.>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."Uh, Hinch, you lied to us?>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."Oh shit, Hinch, what are you doing?>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."B-but Hinch, I thought you knew nothing about the cheating.>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."Hinch, you broke my heart. You broke my heart, Hinch.>"Signs may-uh changed. Somebody make sure."tl;dr - "Hey, Gomes just went out to talk to Scherzer. They probably changed the signs. Someone go tell our guy with the laptop who is watching the video feed from our catcher-camera in center field that the signs may have changed and he needs to make sure he buzzes the buzzer on Bregman's shoulder correctly or Bregman will be pissed".Hinch is a filthy cheater and liar.
AGAIN PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ERG BUTTHURT SPAMMING DUE TO THE ROYALS LOSING
reminder that this guy has a world series ring
>>101172592fuck that fag lmoa
>>101172699Doggie doos kek
>>101172699Hey the doggie doos!
>>101172699Chadres got ya seethin
Why is it suddenly bases loaded for the anglels?
>>101172699can we go easy on them poodres?
>>101172699This one is on the doggie doos (kek)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHPOOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON POOSTON FUCK YOU CHEATERS
>>101172699Have a look at this one (doggie doos kek)
know your place trashtros! guessing is harder than knowing
>>101172699oh this doggie doo really gets my blood pumping
>>101172829Doggie doos kek
Doggie doos! Hey da doggie doos! Poopoo doos! Hey poopoodoos!
GET FUCKED CHEATSTROS
Heh hah! Doggie dooz
>>101172976Mother of god.
>>101172976Imagine losing the 2020 anglels
>9 games into the season>already 3 games behindWe got WAY too fucking cocky, Metsbros. It's really not looking good for us.
>>101173305Fortunately both the Phillies and Marlins will literally die off so that 3rd wild card spot is yours
>>101173390Mother of mother
Who Orange Ducks here?
>>101173460>>101173400ORIOLES ARE ELITE
RAISE THE JOLLY ROGER
HEY CHICAGO WHAT TO YA SAY!
>>101172470>General>editionThis is not an /mlb/ thread
Cubs... somehow win...
>>101173693why don't you fuck off then?
>>101173723And let the bad guys win?Fuck you.This is war.
>>101172470Fuck the mlb
cubbies fuck ya!
>>101173818No cubbies please don't fuck me I'm ovulating...cubbies please..
Mariners about to win btw
>>101173794this but unironically
We rule the MLB, and also /mlb/
>>101173888Ill get the latex fist and lube
>>101173935Perhaps if you kept your head in the game
>>101173888Trips confirmGet ready for the influx of Msbros.
Guys tell me straight, are the Mariners elite?
>>101173984Short answer: Yes.Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
>It's a cubs vs yankees WSSo the Cubs are the protags this year, shit
>>101174057No the Yankees haven't won in over a decade. It's the punished yankees which makes them the good guys.
>>101174073Wrong. The Yankees deserve what they got for the roid era.
>>101174073Can you really believe that we went through the entire 2010s without the Yankees winning?No 2010No 2011No 2012No 2013No 2014No 2015No 2016No 2017No 2018No 2019Imagine if you told that to someone in the year 2009.
>>101174095They got what they deserve for the steroid era, rings galore
>>101174201Found the asshurt chokeland fan. Enjoy this L.
>>101173888Based triplesBased Mariners
>>101172470Manfred, this season needs to be canceled!
>>101174211you were saying?
What the fuck was that?
white sox own ya
how does this new extra inning bullshit affect pitchers?
>>101174346It makes them more pissed at the league
>>101174360i assume its an unearned run but its still bullshit that a single ends the game
you have to make an attempt lewis
what a joke.
>>101174418wrong thread lad?
>Marlins>Phillies>CardinalsThey should’ve moved the entire league to an island or Vietnam. Staff, families and entourages would have had to either come with, quarantine and stay the duration or stay the fuck home. No one coming or going during. Instead we got assholes milling about like the whole thing is fake or the chloro-Q is gonna save their asses. By next Friday half the teams will have infected players and we’ll be lucky to see twenty games.
>the absolute state of Cleveland's offense
good news /mlb/the As won and Mr Beane has been foundliterally the second they tied the game, quite a coincidence
bhcl kekBH C L KEK
omigosh are we bhl'ing again omigoshies!
>>101174795greinke deserves better than houston
>be houston>cheat >lose
>>101174804I wish he would come back to LA but he doesn't like the city i hear.
GG RagsThat's 2
>>101174819i doubt he likes houston either
>the absolute hovel of New York Mets pitching
>be white sox>win
>>101174880Ms will take Diaz back
>>101174877It was the bases loaded. What happened to Shed Long?
>>101173588>ORIOLES ARE ELITEDas rite. And Chris Davis is hitting to a glossy .354 OPS. Sadly, he only has another two years and $46MM left under contract after this wonderful 2020 season.
> bhwhy are you guys posting about buttholes
>>101174944its an old fag meme
>>101174944give me the charts win
imagine actually caring about hall of fame ballots
>>101174948at least the one guy who still forces it to this day sure thinks it is
>>101174923chain weighed him down
the phillies and marlins have only played 3 games...
Damn the Diamondbacks fucking suck dick
No late night basedball tommorrow. Kind of sucks.
>yfw AL Central and NL West are the only competitive divisions
barry bonds is really eventually going to make the hall of fame isn't he?
>>101175018Al west too
>>101175020if the astros can keep their rings then bonds deserves the hof
>you can only reply to this post if your team is above .500
>>101175052furry shit not welcome here
>>101175048yeah but in a kind of sad way
>>1011750182020 is such a weird season
>>101175020If Griffey is in it then Bonds should be in it.You're delusional if you think Griffey didn't take roids
>>101175133I'm ok with steroid users getting in if they actually own up to it which Barry still has yet to do and he's still acting like an asshole. Even as a Mariners fan I'd be ok with arod getting in, because he at least gave a real apology about it.
Fuck em nonny
>>101175133griffey didn't use steroids faggot. if he did he would have hit 950 home runs assuming he didn't get hurt as well.
>>101175133color me fucking delusional, then
>>101175133Where is the proof Griffey used roids? Oh yeah there isn't any.
>implying alex bregman doesn’t deserve a fastball to his jaw
>>101175133There's only speculation based on his record of injuries in light of his workout routines and preferences, nothing real whatsoever
>>101175218Where is the proof Bonds used roids? Oh yeah there isn't any.
>>101175315He literally admitted to it dumbass
>>101175315There's a tape recording of his friend asking where his trainer was injecting him, if it was in the same place every time or not, and the trainer said it wasn't the same every time>>101175370He never did, he only admitted to recognizing the cream and clear as what his trainer was giving him but claimed he didn't know they were steroidsAnd even now he's only said "I'm a convicted felon and I have to live with it" or something like that, not an apology for anything specific
can you national league faggots keep your rona to yourselves? you are not to fuck up the american league with your carelessness
>>101175404its the east coast fucks, spreading to the centralstay out of best coast
>>101175399His lawyer literally told a jury that he did take steroids during his career but his trainer """mislead""" him at the time into thinking it was flaxseed oil and arthritis cream. That is admittance but you're right he has never completely owned up to which is why he doesn't deserve to be in the hof.
>>101175404>>101175447based centralbros stayin healthy!
Would Roy Halladay have made it into the hall without dying?
You can't spell basedball without baseball, just saying.
>>101175536thanks jon heyman
Big PapiDHsteroidsnever admitted shitno-doubt Hall of Famerseethe and cope, lmao
Why would anybody name a team after being literate?
>>101175617Going to laugh when the deep state Boston cheating ring is exposed. But instead of laugh I'll probably laugh
>>101175751They could release a story tomorrow and it won't mean a bucket of shit when it comes to Ortiz making the Hall of Fame>>101175776The best part is that by the time he gets in, on the first ballot, Bonds and Clemens won't be eligible any more and they'll both be watching Papi give his speech on TV. Fucking kek,
Blue down! I repeat, Blue down!
>>101176275that was totally in purpose
>>101176275wow he really cocked em in the face!!
>>101176338Did he call him safe?? Lol
>>101176540Runner was ruled safe.
Fuck, marry, kill:Joe Kelly, Tim Tebow, Anthony Recker
Gay Louis kek gay Louis
>>101176946noot my berrrds
Does he have a womanly figure?
hey erg how'd the royals do today?
>>101177093i think she's banned, how else would you explain the normal thread
SF: Yastrzemski walks four times in win over RangersCOL: Story slugs solo homer, Rockies crush PadresSEA: Yusei Kikuchi strikes out nine over six scorelessHOU: Roberto Osuna heading for MRI on pitching armNYY: Judge homers in fourth consecutive game SaturdayHOU: Roberto Osuna leaves game with apparent injuryATL: Acuña homers and doubles in blowout win over MetsCHC: Tyler Chatwood fans 11 in victory over PiratesCWS: Robert homers, doubles twice in rout of RoyalsMIN: Miguel Sano blasts pair of homers to beat Indians>SF: Yastrzemski walks four times in win over RangersIt hurts to live
xBA is a cope statistic paraded about by midwits
>>101177266not the dude you replied to but I have no fuckin clue who she is
>>101176946Really showing off that Harvard education.In other news, Carlos Martinez, Miles Mikolas and John Gant are STUPID MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS WHO NEED TO BE SUSPENDED FOR THE YEAR FOR PUTTING THEIR TEAMMATES IN DANGER!!!This longtime Cardinal fan wishes to apologize to Twins fans, Brewer fans and the NL and AL Central in general for their behavior.
Reminder that homosexuality is a vile abomination before the Lord
>>101180169Trucker gang would like a word with your asshole
BREAKING NEWSJohn Heyman reports that Rob Manfred says the “Cubbie Bears will be given the World Series to show the Faggot Birds in Saint Louis who is boss. The 2021 title will be preemptively given to the Cubs as well. That is all. Heil Hitler”
Forgive me kek forgive me
RIP Big Willie Brims"Diabeetus"
Post your worlds eries prediction NYY ATL
>>101184523no one against no one, the season will be cancelled
>>101184523put money on indians v padrest. knower of things
>>101183742Take it easy kek take it easy
White Sox gonna cockslap the gaylels today and sweep them kek KEK!
>>101184523COL VS TB
I’m feeling very shrimp pilled today
SI’s (((Stephanie Apstein))) reports that Rob Manfred has declared, “anybody that even looks at the Astros will he given a 25 game ban. You’ll be held down in the locker room, coughed on by everybody on the team, and your socks will have the toes cut before the next game. That is all for now. Heil hitler.”
FanGraph’s (((Jay Jaffe))) reports that’s Rob Manfred was seen biting the heads off gingerbread men before fervently shouting, “ The Thousand Year Reich Majorleageuenbaseballbund will not allow the Bolshevik disparagement of the Houston Astros! Any fan, player, coach, and staffer, has an obligation to the Reich to report any insulting comments about the Astros to the Gestapo! All offenders will he given 50 game suspensions to be served at Make a Wish events! Heil Hitler!”
(((Ken Rosenthal))) reports that Rob Manfred was seen pickpocketing blind children and yelling in the faces of deaf old ladies. When asked for comment, he replied: “the time for bourgeois subversion has ended! Any subject of the Reich who condemns the Houston Astros will be loaded into a cannon and shot into an oven after serving a three year ban! That is all for now. Heil Hitler!”
get ready /mlb/ for tomorrow, you shall meet your end
I’m a gangsta
>>101186317hello kike shill!
>>101186399>I’m a gangstaThe eephus is the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
>Mest traded for Billy "Can't Steal First" HamiltonThey're desperate aren't they?
Ohtani will redeem himself today!
I think baseball
I believe baseball
I miss baseball- us tomorrow
I hate baseball>t. Rob Man-fredo
Alex Bregman is the Reinhard Heydrich of the MLB
>tfw your team is 1-2Kek philthies!!!
>>101177266Not new at all.
>Joey Votto out with corona symptomsAnd that's the nail in the coffin folksSee y'all in 2022
A-At least we got some B-Basedball right guys???
>>101187217rays-o's and mets-braves are on
>>101187217let's enjoy all the baysbawl we can
>Kyle Wright in charge of throwing strikes
>BREAKING: The Mets don't know where Yoenis Cespedes is.>Team statement: "As of game time, Yoenis Céspedes has not reported to the ballpark today. He did not reach out to management with any explanation for his absence. Our attempts to contact him have been unsuccessful."
>>101187685You forgot >if you're reading this please come home
>>101187685another soul lost without a trace to covid, RIP
>>101187685Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>101187685Kidnapped and held for ransom by wild boar
>>101187685The Mest have broken him so badly he's trying to raft back to Cuba
>>101187817I mean, when you think about it, Cuba has better doctors than the mets staff.
Holy shit >MEST>RISP>2 innings, 5 baserunners, 0 runs scored
I don't understand. Isn't the team all staying in the same hotel? Is he not in his hotel room? Have they checked? Do they have a curfew or is that like an antiquated concept?
>>101187891Why isn't MLB trying to implement 30 bubbles?The only time players are allowed to leave is to travel to the other team's stadium
>>101187914because the MLB is shortsighted and slow to adapt. They should have implemented the bubble system in some fashion, but they didn't. no they are teetering on cancellation because some players just had to go party. The owners are all out of touch, and the majority of the players a coddled manchildren. It was a recipe for disaster.
give your plan to save the mlb season
>>101187914isn't that already the policy?
>>101187987Shoot all the sick people and implement bubbles.
>>101187987At this point, it's all a matter of luck and containment. there should have been 4-6 hub cities. It's impossible for a full blown bubble system to work without hub cities. I doubt the season makes it past 30 games. Joey Votto got hit, so if a guy like Trout gets COVID, the season's toast. The optics would just be too bad.
Where's the Royals' thread?
>Vic Beasley goes missing from NFL training camp>Cespedes goes missing from MetsWhat the fuck is going on?
>>101187987sacrifice Altuve Correa and Bregman to the covid gods
>>101187987keep playing and stop testing. put the old boomer coaches in hazmat suits.problem unironically 100% solved
>>101188120>Vic Beasleyliterally who
>>101187987expose all the players to covid, take a two-week break while everyone recovers, replace dead players with youngsters from the minors
Pirates @ Cubs>>101188248>>101188248>>101188248
>>101188225He led the league in sacks a few years ago.
>>101172470>BOS: Martinez getting a breather against Yankeesnot funny, asshole
>>101188226Expose all of humanity to covid and get it over with. Let the faggots die. Move on with the survivor
Cespedes realized the Mets are going to be horrible again, said "fuck it" and went back to his farm.
>>101172470>MIA: Marlins on track to resume play Tuesday vs. BALI would be pissed if I was the guy who the O's just traded to the Marlels
The fuck is this white Sox lineup, did Anderson get hurt or something?put Eloy 5th Rick
>Reds and Tigers are about to play two 7 inning gameswhat kinda faggotry is this?
>>101188335the kinda faggotry possible with this shitty ass plan for play that the league came up with
>>101188335MUH SHORTER GAMESGOTTA GET THOSE CASUALS WATCHING
Yoenis Cespedes is ded
>Mets release statement before they actually know if Cespedes is alive or notMEET THE METS
>>101188335Bauer gonna throw the first 7 inning NHHis twitter rain delay rampage yesterday was great. https://twitter.com/BauerOutage>then more rain delays today
Holy shit cespedes
What would be my ideal team in the MLB?I search> Team without any championship (WORLD SERIES)> always losing team> Team I hardly ever play in the Playoffs> team with very weak and poor Fanbase> Team with very low attendance in their stadium> Team that if they play in the Playoffs always lose their first game> team that in most seasons always has a losing record> Team that is the shame of your entire city>Team that always lives under the shadow of a much more popular, successful, winning and imported major league soccer (MLS) Team
>>101188379nah, no one knows where he is because he's gone full Ken Griffey Jr. mode and driven home to his ranch in Port St. Lucie
coronavirus was invented by manfred as an excuse to implement his stupid fucking ideas into our game
>>101188452fuck off fernando
>>101188476universal DH is for sure staying after this year, disgusting
>>101188476I hate Manfred.
>>101188417https://twitter.com/JustinCToscano/status/1289989931947810817Reading between the lines it sounds like they know he ran away. Hope to fuck i'm right
>>101187685The initial thought is he fucked off to attend a personal matter and contacts them later. But holy fuck imagine he’s just dead somewhere
So if Desclafani or Bauer throw 7 no hit innings today, would that still count as a no hitter?
bros where is cespedes im scared mest bros...
>>101188611don't worry, he's with carmen sandiego
>Eight strikeouts in five scoreless innings for Tommy Milone. He has 13 swinging strikes on 78 pitches, and 25 on 135 pitches over two starts (18.5 percent). Only eight starters who have made at least two starts have a better swinging strike rate. Why get good pitchers when random guys do just as well
>>101188611Crazy part is aren’t they under quarantine essentially in a hotel? Like that should severely limit his ability to just disappear. Not like teammates can all go to clubs or dinners since everything’s essentially closed. Crazy stuff
>>101188551>We don’t know where is and can’t get in contact with him>But his safety isn’t at riskWhy are the Mest so incompetent?
>>101188677>Not like teammates can all go to clubs or dinners since everything’s essentially closedthe marlels say hola
Where is Cespedes?Where is Heims?
Cespedes just went to magic city for some wings
dubs decides what new pitch my RTTS pitcher learnscurrent pitches are 4SFB, circle change, knuckle curve and cutter
>>101189007he should retire
>>101189007convert him to 1B/DH and have him gain 75 pounds.
>>101188503NL bros, we lost...
What, specifically, did the Astros do wrong?
>>101189007make him learn a pure knuckleball and then forget all other pitches besides a fastball of which he can't throw faster than 85 mph
>>101189007start over with better pitches
>>101189073the same thing 3-4 other teams that we know about, except they had the audacity to be a team not from one of the coasts. Can't have that.
>>101189007LHP, submarine delivery, 2 pitches: 98mph fastball; knuckleball
>>101189015>>101189054>>101189142>>101189193I'm 17 seasons into this playthrough, not starting over
>>101189007turn him into Jamie Moyer
>>101189249digits and you have to start over
>>101189087>>101189144>Everyone was cheating!!!Proofs?
>>101189249Digits and you uninstall
WHEREIN THE WORLDIS YOENIS CESPEDES???
>>101189309two of the other most successful teams during that time (Sox & Yankees) had cheating probes. not hard to imagine most other teams having some form of digital cheating methods in place, just like every team had at least one guy outed for roids
Tigers/Reds game already in the 4th...
>>101189386Yeah Gagne was an ultra chad to me as a kid but now hes just a roiding faggot now. Still need proofs.
>>101189372at his ranch
>>101187685Have they checked his place in Florida? Maybe his foot is trapped in the "hole" he got stepped and broke his ankle in before
>>101189073based and jessica mendozapilled
>>101189458BaJP for commissioner. DH abolished for both leagues. 12 inning games. 2017 Astros lynched. Free 5 hotdogs and 2 beers (light) at the stretch. Ide vote for him.
>>101187953The issue is less about dudes going out to party and more about the total lack of a plan, despite how many times Manfred used the word protocol to try to trick people into thinking there was one. The Marlins situation is just Florida being Florida and I can see the need for the last resort of putting them on hold, but they're shutting teams down after a single positive too. The non-existent protocols everyone was supposed to abide by should've allowed teams to assume that a single positive was an outlier, and they could plug and play from the taxi squad until he's cleared again.
For me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers
THE PERROS ARE IN THE ENCLOSED POOL AREA
Large if factual
Mo here lmao mo here lmao
>>101189912>"hearing"yeah he's just making that up
>>101189912>Braves blow you the fuck out so hard you give up the season the next day
Based ATL opera singer
>>101189786this, but Red Sox instead of Dodgers
I get that friends are for watching sports with and girlfriends dont like sports so they are just for sex but imagine you found a girlfriend that actually likes sports and then you could victory fuck her when your team wins and have rough defeat sex when your team loses.
>>101189912this is just mets damage control
>>101190412This>HE LEFT, NOT OUR FAULT
>>101190412no it was mentioned on a mets fan forum he might have opted out before it came out in the media
>>101190509>mets fan forumtruly a reputable source
>>101190509>no guys, serious. this was all planned
>>101190286yeah, imagine that
>>101190588it is a reputable source. the poster has organizational contacts.>>101190595i'm not sure about that. i would imagine cespedes probably didn't use the proper channels and the higher ups feel like he bailed on them.
>>101190728>the poster has organizational contacts.i.e. disinformation agent
>>101190286Mariners fans would be having alot of rough sex over the years
I hope ohtani does well today
hi guys have you seen Yoenis Céspedes...he was last seen eating at the steak house
>>101190788shut up your whore mouth...i dont like joe maddon and want the angels to fire him today
>>101190788ohtani is a bust
Lifelong here, my Cubs just keep bootyblasting your shitty teams.
>>101190814Damn those look good
>Orioles sweepcancel this season it's illegitimate
>Alonso 0 for 5 with 3 Ks>.175 average on the seasonwtf Metsbros I thought he was supposed to be good and not a fan meme!
>>101190286My gf likes hockey, basketball and baseball. She's not big on football but she goes to games with me and at least acts interested. We go to sporting events all the time
Welp, it finally happened...
>No doyers gamethread on Kershaw dayMotherfuckers better be in church or some shit
Bellinger dinger. He's back.
>>101191103>>101191103>>101191103>>101191103 doyer dbacks
Sneks fan here. Fully expect the bullpen to give up another 11. How long do you think it will take?
>>101190286>when my girlfriend comes over and asks for a big shirt after round one so I hand her a team shirt and then we fugg for round 2 and have her keep it on
>>101191101Yup and run support for Kershaw! Very happy to see that
Where's the Royals gamethread? Are they winning?
>>101172470>MIA: Marlins on track to resume play Tuesday vs. BALKeep pushing that bullshit, Manfred
>>101191179gotta find a way to take the orioles out before they ruin the playoffs :)
There it is lads
>>101191291I bet if the Mets were doing well he wouldn't have opted out
>>101191070the big red hype machine
>>101191070at least you got Bauie in a bit, still 30 mins between games?
How long until deGrom demands a trade? This dude is prob furious that he missed out on the big money that Cole got.
guys if pete alonso really is good why is he batting under .200 with only one homer on the season? Don't tell me he can't even do the one thing he was good at anymore
>>101191318He probably got assblasted by being benched and realized if he’s heavy on incentives there’s no point
>>101191383He's saving his home runs for the playoffs.
Meet the mess
>10 games into the season>Mets already 4 games behindMETSBROS WE GOT WAY TOO FUCKING COCKY AFTER OPENING DAY. IT'S REALLY NOT LOOKING GOOD AT ALL.
Can Michael Kopech opt back in now? They're back on track.
>>101191383the strikeout and hit homers meme is dying with better balls
>>101191352if they play. at least it's a beautiful afternoon for patioposting
>>101191548Winky enjoying the life...
*saves the Padres in you're path*
>>101191615>stripes on the front and back of uniform don't line upwhy are the Padres so low rent?
>>101191615Niggas hit like 3 triples already this year. Unironically should start over hosmer
>>101191671We're a little edgy and off-kilter, the Friars don't play by the rules
Lmao meme shitlonso
>Joey Gallo is now batting .269g-guys...he’s evolving...
>>101191724>0 for 5, 3 Ks, 6 LOBdamn he's good
Most >mest day we've had in years
>>101191739How many gallie bombs?
>>101191770>yearswasn't challenging a reporter to a fight just last season?
>Tigers reliever Tyler Alexander K's 9 in a row>last AL guy to do was Detroit Tiger Doug Fister
>Cespedes opted out last night and his agent contacted the team LAST NIGHT apparently >Mets management acting like he's vanished and sends out the search party >1 hour later>nah its cool he totally okay even though we don't know where he is>After just getting swept by the Barves>Uh he opted out guysCan Cohen buy the fucking team already?
>>101191770You mean days
>>101191813The mets are such a shit show its hilarious
>>101191799reminder that Fister was traded for Furbush
>>101191813Brodie is such a disaster. He's always pulling carnie bullshit like this.
>>101191853did he get re-injured yet? or just give up another 5 runs in a third of an inning?
>>101191897He got through one inning but now loaded up the bases with 0 outs.
>>101191914He'll get 2 more today
>>101191931he's failed as a pitcher, why can't the Angels just give up on that?
>>101191975>>101191931>>101191931BASES LOADED WALK
>>101192072shoulda been strike three, these 2 runs are on the ump
>>101192072>>101191975>>101191931A SECOND BASES LOADED WALK
F for Ohtani
>ohtani walks in a runImagine being an anglels fan
FUCK THE LASTROS ARE CHEATING TO HIT OHTANI
High socks. Yes or no
>37.80 ERA>37.80 ERA>37.80 ERA>37.80 ERA>37.80 ERA
CHEATSTROS CHEATING AGAIN
>>101192116Its an improvement
>>101192072Umpball as fuck, on ball 4 the entire pitch was in the strike zone.
You guys ever notice how bad Altuve is when he's not cheating?
glasnow will win the Cy Young
>Springer .167>Altuve .176>Bregman .182>7 of their 9 games were against shit tier pitching (Angels, Mariners)>in their 2 games against a good team (Dodgers) none of those players got a single hit and they lost both gamesBy far the best thing about this season so far. Fucking trash can babbies.
>pittsburgh in charge of dotting their is
Four Days in October is playing on E!SPIN2... a nice respite from the absolute clown show that is our pitching corps
I LOVE MY BULLPEN AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS
>>101192301also>before Mo came into Game 4 he had a career 0.69 postseason ERAnice
>>101191615He's been killing it, dunno why you guys don't have him higher in the order.
kek gaylels swept KEK!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9myYc8Pn8o>life imitates art
>>101192452they had two hits today, not one
Guys, who can stop the tWINs?
>>101192511Yankees, as usual.
>>101192511The Yankees duh
>>101192522they won't even be able to get past them in any postseason that may happen in this shitshow meme season, cap this
Go Rockies! Lighting up that Padres bullpen.
Sick em nonny
>Cleveland "Baseball" Team
How did the white sox even lose any games to the losedians?
>>101192682>thinking they're ever getting renamed
>the rockies would have swept the poodres if they didn't use that one closer lol
>>101192702pitchers were rusty, pls no bully
>>101172470pls post moar comments....this fuckin gayniggerfromouttaspace needs to gtfo
Can people please explain why minisofa fans are so utterly cancerous?Just look at these commentshttps://twitter.com/Indians/status/1290031387127566337
>>101192745>best team in the MLB>don't need a good bullpenmek
Chicago has a baseball team???
>>101192745They're scumbags. Did you see what they did to my boy George Floyd?
>>101192745Seethe harder retard>NOOO PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SHIT TEAM STOOOOOOOP
>>101192805The Indians are still in 2nd place and still have a better record than your shit team.
>twins living rent free in leaveland fan’s heads
>>101192837The Indians are neither of those things lmao
>>101192807What does this even mean? What the fuck minisomalia?
>>101192861Isn't there supposed be an additional team?
>>101192893None come to mind. You sure?
>>101192919holy shit is that where he is these days? dam son
why are flyover states so autistic about their sports?
join the discord bro
>>101192745>>101192807>>101192919>>101192962I'll never look at twins fans the same again.
my rockies are gonna blow it again arent they
>>101193041We were just doing bullpen tryouts. Estevez will lock this shit down, and even if he doesn't Diaz will hold three runs.
>>101193089Famous last words
>be royals fan>think they might have a small chance to compete this year>get sent back to reality
What went wrong with Ohtani
>>101193156I bet you sweep the twins just cause
Holy shit, Pujols actually did something useful.
>>101193041We got this fren.
Damn pujols with the grand slam
TATIS HOMERWE'RE BACK IN THIS
>>101186399woulda coulda shoulda lotta hypotheticals when you a fake gangsta
to avoid thread wars, new when we get there:>>101193376>>101193376
>>101193041As a dadsfag I hope you're right
>tfw Foulke gets the Sierra groundout
>>101193445that's our brand(tm)
There really couldn't have been a worse and more egregious blown call for Ohtani's confidence to blow than the ball 4 with bases loaded in the 2nd. Hopefully the frustration sticks with him and he pitches more aggressively the next outing
>everyone bails immediatelyNot the intention but glad the thread isn't fucked up
>>101193845O Germany, you scamp
>>101193833>an ump fucked upfirst day?
>Bostonred sox>Chicagowhite sox........... why aren't there more sox?
>>101194032There's the Blue Sox
>>101193241>pujolsbut seriously how is that dude still alive
>>101194105what city do they play for
Being a Mets fan is fucking painful
>>101194032because Humongous Entertainment were such niggers that they took out "Socks" as a team name option for BB2001
>>101194120two years and $59mil left on a contract, that's how
>>101194176At least Mendoza is gone.