Thursday, July 2Carlton v St Kilda, Marvel Stadium (SEVEN), 7.40pm AESTFriday, July 3Collingwood v Essendon, MCG (SEVEN), 7.50pm AESTSaturday, July 4West Coast Eagles v Sydney Swans, Metricon Stadium (FOX), 1.45pm AESTGeelong Cats v Gold Coast, GMHBA (FOX), 4.35pm AESTWestern Bulldogs v North Melbourne, Marvel Stadium (SEVEN), 7.40pm AESTBrisbane Lions v Port Adelaide, The Gabba (FOX), 7.40pm AESTSunday, July 5Adelaide Crows v Fremantle, Metricon Stadium (FOX), 1.05pm AESTMelbourne v Richmond, MCG (SEVEN), 3.35pm AESTGreater Western Sydney v Hawthorn, Giants Stadium (FOX), 6.10pm AEST
>>100544269Quite... bald of him to travel to Williamstown the other night
>all caps /afl/cringe
More like gAyFL
who /dabloos/ here?
Basedbane tbqh lads
based try hard op
>>100544283Yikes as shit as Ned looks on our jumper that company would have looked 10x worse
THEY SAID DON'T WALK TO THE DARKEST SIDEBUT WHERE THE LIGHT SHINES THE DEVIL IS ALIVEI'VE SEEN HELL THROUGH A CHILD EYESAND I KNOW IN TIME THE DEVIL I WILL FIND
Mum wants me to drive her to the city but I get nervous driving around there.
>>100544307keep the doors locked
Which celebrity death affected you the most?
>>100544321Robin Williams and Kobe
>>100544299The quite like the current XL Express one, reminds me of rural adverts.
unironically want second lunch
shall be smashing a couple of streetwise feasts for first breakfast
hate a sandwich (ham, cheese, tomato and lettuce) and two mandarins for lunch
Think you guys are too focused on food and not real world problems.
Was about to donate to Food Bank but someone told me I'm too focused on food and honestly, they were right.
Think you guys are too focused on breathing and not real world problems.
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVENSAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAYTO THE SKIES SEE CAROLUS RISE
>>100544382I'm feeling a berning sensation...
Genuinely confused at how shit my >iggs have been so far, I can handle losing losing but >we're getting smashed every week. Seems like the guys who missed out on the flag are the only ones really trying.
HEAVE HO UNNA
FIGHT ALL EIGHTEEN DAYS OF BATTLESNO ODDS ARE ON OUR SIDEFEW WILL FIGHT FOR ALL UNTIL THE BULLETS ARE GONE
>>100544397Not being racist but abbos have such disgusting hands and faces. Also, based fredposter.
I remember seeing Carl Riener in something the other week and thinking to myself that he can't have long left
>>100544414Thought this was a Straff post, I'm off my game lately.
>>100544410but their hands are the whitest and therefore least disgusting part
I am the same height as Fraser Gehrig. What do I need to do to attain his early 2000s physique?
surely we should be encouraging the old people to stay home, not luring them out of their homes.
Why are you luring old people out of their homes you creepy bastard?
Only lure little girls into my home.
BLESSED BE THE TAILORS THE MASKS ARE CUT TO FIT
Pedos get the bullet if I'm quite honest with you lads.
>tfw people treated like a second class citizen for being from victoriathis must be how WAtards feel all the time
>All 10 Victorian clubs in hubs, interstate, at the same time. A live option on table at moment as major fixture reshuffle looms. Clubs awaiting official news, but expecting to clear out of town after this weekend
>>100544432>>100544433>>100544440If you click on the number of the post it gives you the option to reply to people, use it. Makes it easier to follow threads, thanks :D !
>tfw dan the dictator loses power for something that was completely out of his control
>post numbers right next to each other>NOOOOO, YOU HAVE TO REPLY, I'M GETTING LOST!
Nice one mate thanks for the tip
>>100544470>loomshey they stole our word
relocate 6 VIC teams to WA and 4 VIC teams to QLD. keep SA, NSW and QLD teams in QLD.Only travel between hubs for games.
MORE THAN BROTHERS THAN ARMSCUT FROM THE SAME CLOTHWERE NOT SO DIFFERENT YOU AND MESO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO LEAVE
Just want to be able to use public showers and changing rooms again tbqh
Is 27 too old for your mum to take you into the ladies toilets?
that chink buttboy Dan has let the flu incubate again in Vic before sending them to other hubs. FUCK that droopy eyed chink cocksucker
I've also heard security guards hooking up with people in quarantine, and that leading to the spread. If true, that's seriously poor.
ironically this, fuck that chinkloving despot and everyone who supports him
who /drunkandstoned/ here?
https://twitter.com/Stevo7AFL/status/1278180353971126272Every Vic team is evacuating from Shitoria.
SHAN'T be putting the Devil's Lettuce in my lungs anytime soon.
>>100544512WALK THE FADED LINE CRUCIBLE OF TIME
Who /melbourne/ here? Fuck Andrews and fuck vic pol
Lads, I'm worried The Drum might get cancelled. This is the last thing us women need.
Any player who doesn’t want to go to a hub shoulda even the option to, but they should also be deregistered and suspended for the 2021 season
>>100544518take me with them please
whats for dinner lads
borders closed sorry lads
>>100544532praying it does
What footy team do you support?
>>100544518uggh why not just move all interstaters to a melbourne hub? it's the home of football ffs
Fascinated by the moon
>>100544557jesus christ i love deep black women
>>100544593I support club: Collingwood
Posting from my iPhone 8
>>100544593The gold coast suns
god I wish I lived in Victoria
>>100544679you can pinpoint the moment projectorvirgin blew in
>>100544698Ok, this is epic.
>>100544426A lot of gym, a balding mullet and swag
>>100544698fuck off back to cric and rug you pathetic cunt, I know exactly who you are
Reminder that Josh FEARS me.
You now remember there was a time when Essendon fans ironically thought that Zach Merrett belonged in the same conversation as Bont and Cripps
God I hate this fucking "Josh" meme. I've been browsing /afl/ since 2015 and I still have no idea who he even is. Could you shut the fuck up about him?
we'll bounce back
>>100544776they have easily the worst fanbase in victoria and the only fanbase that challenges them in the league is the eagles
>>100544593Fred til I die (hopefully soon)
>>100544776kek, I remember. Embarrassing stuff
NOW I KNOW THEIRS A HOLY GRAILBUT ITS BEYOND THE PALE
Woke up this morning from the strangest dream.
tomato and onion pie and plain sausage role
>>100544679always cited as being gamergate, but it was also concurrent with the original fappening which I think is more to blame
Think this season's fucked m8s, bastard Vics ruining it again
choccy oak, three sausage rolls and the cherry ripe please. no that's fine keep the change.
I'M A COWBOYON A STEEL HORSE I RIDEWANTED WANTEDDEAD OR ALIVE
>Woke up this morning from the strangest dream.
Redpill me on Josh
>AFL players living in Melbourne’s coronavirus “hot spots” have less than 10 hours to relocatekekKEKK E KEK
>>100544872>only smellbin, peelong and poothorn unaffectedWhat's going to happen m8s, they all move to hotels?
>>100544872Hot damn this is fucking wild, thought this was a ruse at first https://www.afl.com.au/news/459849/covid-hotspot-players-forced-to-move-after-nsw-lockout-threatImagine having to leave for what could be over a month in 10 hour's notice, insane
>>100544835Unique II > Matthew Wilder
Seriously just cancel the season at this point. What is the point in even trying
Well we’re definitely going to have to give up on the idea of each club playing every other club once
Seriously just fold the victorian clubs at this point.
>>100544907This but unironically.
ordered my za' lads
>>100544892Jewpert demands his TV shekels
https://twitter.com/9NewsPerth/status/1278195155988709376based best australian dabbing on the pieflogs
it was so fucking simple they just had to move all the vic sides interstate. instead they kept scheduling games there including sending them in from covid free qld. afl house running their usual clownshow clusterfuck festival has been way more entertaining than pretty much every game this year.
Cancel afl season9 round “vfl” season with final 4 Let the shit interstate teams fuck off and play each other
AFL has no one to blame but themselves for this clusterfuck, a literal retard could've seen it coming. Should never have had teams playing in Victoria in the first place, but they just had to stick to their moronic Vicbias.
>>100544920I don't get the Eddie hate 2bh, just take him at face value as a one eyed Pies supporter and laugh along with him. Kennett is a much bigger cunt.
It'll only be an asterisk season if a Northern team wins
Daily reminder the AFL made $451 mil after operating expenses last year and pissed it down the drain
borders closed your not getting in
>>100544940God's punishment for supporting fag marriage and poofter theme rounds.
>>100544940>>100544948>good times breed weak men
>>100544950do you think god hates us for splitting the atom or going into space?
>>100544953>do you think god hates us for splitting the atom or going into space?We have done neither of those things brainlet.
>>100544953no, God hates chinks and ayy's
>>100544959ayy lmao's made us bro
There should be at least 15 Australian states
We should have fiften 1mil cities rather than two 5mil mega cities
Regretting how I spent my High School years desu lads
>>100544968yes and God made ayy's
>he a good boy, just can't handle his pisshttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-01/coronavirus-afl-steele-sidebottom-confused-about-breach/12411762
>>100544991Me too, it eats away at me every waking minute of my life. I dream of it, I think about first think in the morning. It consumes me.
>>100544999kek. I thought players weren't allowed to drink during the season.
>>100545005I was just thinking, what if I had joined the football team instead of the soccer team. I could've been a chad.
Since when do AFL players actually drink and not just get on the bags
>Paul Barry is whinging that Sam Newman wasn't sacked earlierYou love to see it.
>>100544999>piss>wellsmore likely him and wells were on the shard tbqh
>>100545029who's paul barry?
was just thinking about the fat girl group back in hs. fucking hell one used to eat a full catering sized tin of milo with a spoon for lunch. we called 'bronwyn the blob'.
>>100545037is wells still on the pies list lol?
>>100545047>The 34-year-old will play a key role in Collingwood's indigenous community programs and contribute to the club's recruiting and Academy programs.>He will also spend time developing the Pies' NGA zone around Tennant Creek in the Northern Territory.Professional token boong by the looks of it.
love it when a freo player leaves freo and finds success in another team
>>100545039The host of ABC's Media Watch. Just another whinging Melbourne lefty. He made a compilation of Sam's most based moments and said they were all abhorrent.
>>100545040There was a really fat girl in my year. She had a swollen up potato face and really was disgusting but something about her did it for me, I think it was how fat her biceps were. I would coom to her all the time. I never went for it out of fear of social embarrassment but some nights I wish I had.
>>100545057Neale will win the Brownlow
>>100545057literally all of them besides Mayne and Palmer
wish I was born in america lads
wish i was born in melbourne lads
>>100545135>EPIC - LIVES - HEREaaaaaah pls tell me this is an edit
>>100545146Sorry, it's not.
>>100545135Why is Victorian footy culture such corporate cringe brehs?
Will Rowell win the Brownlow medal?
>Why is Victorian footy culture such corporate cringe brehs?
Footy has been shit for at least 10 years. I literally can’t watch it anymore
>>100545183No but he might win the Brownlow*
>>100545187GWS ruined it.
Would the surface of the moon be as bright when you’re walking on it as it is in the night sky
>>100545183Will Rowell was an artist and stage designer m8
>Footy has been shit for at least 10 years. I literally can’t watch it anymore
would a pin hole camera be able to take a photo of the sun from space?'considering light is invisible?
I guess we’ll find out if humans ever actually walk on the moon
>THE AFL has come down hard on gun Magpie Steele Sidebottom for breaching the League's COVID-19 protocols on Saturday, banning him from Collingwood's next four matches.
want to give soijack poster a hug lads. bloke is obviously broke inside. just green text this post if you want that to go down soibro we're here for you.
>>100545244Imagine having to travel interstate tonight but not doing for a whole month
>>100545263>>100545263>TipFAT is the soijack postermakes sense
>he deleted his postE X P O S E DXPOSED
>>100545267Looking good mate.
BT is unironically a great commentator
Looking good mate
copeback to your hole tipcuck
Fuck what did tipchad do
>>100545276>>100545280>>100545290>>100545324>>100545326>>100545333TipGOD doesnt use a trip. Can be literally anyone who posted it. No evidence it was him.
>>100545283He's fucking trash
>>100545350name on tipcunt
>>100545350Name on tubby
>>100545350Why did he delete is so quickly then?
THIS GUY'S GOT THE PACKAGE
>>100545350Fuck up cunt
>>100545350Lol name on tipblob
fuck lads i haven't seen someone this btfo in a good while
I'm not angry, just disappointed.And angry.
reminder that covid isn't even something to worry about, killing off the old people isn't bad and cucktoria is full of pissbaby bitches who are probably out stockpiling toiler paper to dry their tears and wipe their fanniesfucking tranny faggots
>>100545350fuck up fat guts
I predicted this would happen once the restrictions eased and I also predicted this has all been set up from Gil. No shock to see it's players from big clubs getting banned, it's all been done to orchestrate a flag for Port Adelaide or the Gold Coast because it's been so long since either state saw a flag. Predicting someone from Richmond and Geelong will get "busted breaching protocols" soon too.
Love it when you get maccas chips and they are hot and crispy and have just the right amount of salt
Here we go, here comes the cope, here come the conspiracy theories.
>fagGOD gets btfo>fake RC comes out with the distractionSAD!
Your style isn't even near to how RC writes. It's why you don't get any (You)s and why you arn't entertaining.
>>100545410hate soggy maccas chips
Collingwood's next 3 opponents:EssendonBrisbaneGeelongIf their Round 8 opponent is either Port or Gold Coast then maybe you have a claim but otherwise, shut up. Same guy who said the Giants/Pies Prelim was rigged.
>>100545421hot take: it's the same mong cunt fucking up both gimmicks
The last 30 minutes should be a reminder to ignore ALL namefags at ALL times.
predicting that I'll go play in traffic tonight
>>100545409TripGOD = 3rd fake reality check confirmed. Give it up mate.
>>100545427>BrisbaneHope they relocate this gate to the gabba, >we might actually have a chance of getting ~15k to a game that way.
>"Collingwood and Sidebottom share the view that his four-match ban is excessive, inconsistent with recent protocol breaches and contestable... For the greater good of the game and the realities of our time it was necessary to end the matter.">Pies didn't read the room here.
Can’t wait to get my tax return back
>>100545436I was considering DONning THE TRIP actually just to mix it up a bit.
>>100545409You remind me of Seto Kaiba - Just the right amount of autism to be mildly entertaining.
is reality check and the bigfooty poster the same person?
>>100545436I actually like talking to Kentucky about AFL because he seems to know a lot, although he doesn't seem to post much anymore.
>>100545452There is reason enough to believe that the original RC here was the same as big footy, as he often linked posts he made. However there have been several successive copycat reality check's.
>>100545455trip on kentucky
False flagged again*sigh*
fuck cunts it wasn't even that funny just move on who cares?
>hurr sure name fags are bad>99% of anonymous posts are off topic complete drivel
Fuck up Josh
Josh FEARS me
>>100545464based sausage roll.
>Josh>Posting in /afl/based /cric/ blowies
i don't like footy anymore
Reminder that I still own /afl/
>>100545476You’re mum gave me a based blowie
>>100545416>>100545420>>100545427Have the guts to quote me poof. And yes, you are the same person.
>>100545464>>100545464>>100545464>>100545478>>100545478>>100545478>>100545478This was my lunch lol
I'm legitimately in love with a girl I have no chance with. I'm NEET and live with mom. I have no options but my stomach is in knots all the time thinking about how I am going to have to live my life without this girl.
>threads turned to shit again because of namefags
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Roughly 10 minutes till Eddie on 9 news, tune in shortly for seethe
>>100545495>tfw haven't had a crush in over 2 years
>>100545498>no special filenameSad!
>>100545427Collingwood will go 0-3
Haven’t had sex in 4 months and 2 weeks
>>100545511a about 2 years for me desu
Haven't seen my mum in 4 months and 2 weeks
Based Straffo!More cinemas opening in QLD, NSW and SA tomorrow
>>100545427rounds 8/9 will be iggs/fred
>>100545511Last had a root in 2010.
Thread auto saging lel
>>100545532based cursed OP
>Haven't had sex since 1992
>>100545520same. for a proper root anyway. i get prozzies to blow me a few times a month and every now and then they make me fuck them but i don't consider sex with a franga real.
janny r u ok?
Australians continually discriminated against on /sp/Many such cases!
SUICIDE IS PAINLESSIT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGESI CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT IF I PLEASE
totally deserved. this thread is beyond awful
There’s more important things in life than going to the movies at the moment straffo you fucking selfish fat cunt
reckon we can still get this bad boy to 500
TipGOD reported the thread LOL
>>100545560thisfuck namefagsfuck janniesfuck niggers
>>100545564holy fuck it makes sense
>muh tipgod>muh RC>muh JoshShut the fuck up faggots
go catters go go go go
Josh is bestThrow out the rest
The season should unironically be cancelled, its a blatant cash grab.Seriously fuck AFL house, the retards have the most profitable league in the country and they piss money way
>>100545577Nah m8 a year without footy is a year without life
>>100545553fuck off back to your dead sport's dead thread fat cunt
Josh is a lordFuck tipfraud
>>100545577How else are they supposed to pay off the massive loan they took out without selling out to arab bankers like the nrl?
will my life have value and meaning if i start using a trip, lads? is this the answer? is this how i find who i truly am and my place in the universe? i'll try to keep my posting based haha
Where the FUCK is eddie
>>100545588>How else are they supposed to pay off the massive loan they took out without selling out to arab bankers like the nrl?Don't know don't care, those dumb fucks have already screwed the game as is
BIG DONG GEELONG
>>100545591He JUST finished speaking
>>100545588let the pissant clubs die kek
Have nothing to say but wanna help this thread get to 500
big dic cricsmall coc hoc
>go back to the good old days of the vfl>literally every vic club folds in a yearbrilliant plan
BIG DONG GONG
Tim "WAaaa WAaa my wife and kids" Kelly
>>100545605cric is a faggot hive
Why the FUCK is hot seat one hour
Love footyHate soccerHate rugbyHate jannies
>>100545617the chase shits on hot seat from a great height. fuck off from /afl/ if you think otherwise.
>>100545603>>100545613>>100545621Why do these posts have the same IP
>>100545625they're the same person brotha
>>100545625but they don't
Halfway there boys
LIVING ON A PRAYER
>tfw went from smoking one pack of darts every three weeks to three every one weekbased jobkeeper
>>100545630we aren't but we all live together and use the same wifi
tipRAT FEARS me
back from a 30 day ban lads
considering buying a dildo, lads.
this is a post
>>100545664this is a (you)
>Some dumb cunt false flagging as meI am NOT the soijack poster
>>Some dumb cunt false flagging as me>I am NOT the soijack poster
whatever you say soiGOD
Had an exam from 3-6, then went and had dinner. Too busy for these shenanigans
Just bought this bad boy lads
This sport was a mistake, as was Rugby league
We CAN'T let him win.
while you softcocks are laying into cucktoria on here, the CHADs from the mount are bringing the banter into the public spherehttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-01/tensions-rise-amid-coronavirus-fears-along-sa-victoria-border/12409442
have to say the writing and acting on 'home and away' is absolutely top notch
>FOUR Richmond stars are rumoured to have declined relocating to a possible interstate hublmao
Richmond are cooked
>>100545733kek KEKK E K
>>100545742/afl/ is a Neighbours general. You're not welcome.
Is he the best high half forward in the AFL?
Guys I fucking hate Trent Cotchin and Patrick Dangerfield. They make footy players look like the most entitled and clueless fucking bitches, can't stand them.
Hird > Voss >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Buckley
>>100545767yeah wasn't even funny
>>100545744apparently during early talks on hubs cotchin was furiously adamant that he would not be leaving victoria for an extended stay in a hub. a few weeks later when it was retabled but with wa/sa side moving to qld he was all for it and voted it in lmao.
>>100545776There will NEVER be another James Hird.
>>100545767>>100545778name on mate
>>100545794>>100545790>>100545603>>100545613>>100545619>>100545656>>100545723samefag. wow, this is just pathetic. stop.
Comparing Hird and Voss to Buckley is the equivalent to comparing Travis Cloke and Drew Petrie to Gary Ablett Srt. Dons supporter
>>100545794that's embarrassing for you
>>100545758i don't know about the best but he was growing into something special. absolutely pissed at that abbo retard for his powerade switcheroo.
Winning this years flag would be about on par with winning a Wizard Cup final. It’ll be maybe just a tiny bit more meaningful, but really about the same
>>100545802>>100545810put that name on lad
How is Persona 5 for 80 bucks a sale?
>>100545816Hello Iggies customer
Kek Steele's sidebottom was shown broadly
will SoiGOD be able to recover from this thread?
Has Straffo done the Corona test yet?
Lmao all of Footy Classified is attacking Eddie
If the defense spending boost a psyop?
after ps5 comes out, should i get a ps4 or ps5? got a ps3 currently.
Who we got for tips lads?
>>100545939Not sure about tips, but for nips I've got your mum's in my mouth
>>100545939Pretty mundane to sort out until we know this week's fixture won't be changing but before all this:>Saints>Pies>Eagles>Cats (sorry Sunners)>Bulldogs>Lions>Dockers>Tigs>Giants
>>100545934PS5 won't have any games. PS4 is cheaper and has heaps of good games.
What are the elite footy podcasts?I like:>Age Real Footy Podcast>Herald Sun's Sacked>Greatest Season That Was (although not only footy anymore)
>>100546011JRE is all I listen to
>>100546002Will PS5 play PS4 games?
Any 52 inch TV for under $200?
overcooked my steak
Joe Rogan can get some interesting guests on but i absolutely cannot stand the cunt and his "comedy" is absolutely poothetic
>>100546032maybe second hand
I think you need a new bumYour old one has a crack in it
>>100544593The based wogdogs
>>100546055>not enjoying the classic yelling into the microphone and stool fucking routinethey call you PlebGOD
Funny how there is one janny out there who absolutely hates australians and non American and wog sports. He must wake up every morning and immediately check cric and afl and sage them. We truly are living rent free in this volunteer workers head
>>100544991>>100545005>>100545018wait till you hit your 30s then you have TWO decades to regret
>>100546011the only one I know of is 2guys1cup
Are we being invaded?
>>100546093yeah by chinks and chinktorians
made a slick new thread lads appreciate some input
>>100546105you're fat lol
getting this thread to 500 lads
sounds like Steele had a massive night tbqh
>ywn hit the clubs with Based Steele
>so drunk you mix up the toilet door for the front doorlmao i've been there before
If only his liver was made of steele, he might not have ended up on his sidebottom
anyone know where/how to get phenibut in aus?
>started a new job last week in iso so get what you mean. We've done a lot of video meetings and training which is helping but it's not the same.What is straffo's new job?
lmao I found tipcuck praising soijakposterhttp://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/100484411/#100485864>you will NEVER be this huge a faglord
>two more vic clubs heading to wa with pies/catstiggs and dogs?
>>100546188The absolute STATE of soiGOD
>>100546175Cyber Janitor. He pilots a poopscooping drone.
reality check is the best account on this hell website
>>100546028yeah ps5 will have backwards compatibility
>>100546211Even for PS2 games?
they cancelled the riddell league /sunbury/bros/afl/'s hub will have no footy nowpress f
>>100546232what about the edfl?
these days turned out nothing like i had planned
>>100546188>SoiGOD eternally btfokek'd and check'd
ninety nine posts to go, can the night shift neets do it?
My last name is Beer and my mates call me Beerdog
done some researchlooks like only two leagues in cucktoria are going ahead but the rest are doneso
>>100546223only ps4 confirmed, and even for that it's not automatically every game, article says the top 100 most played ps4 games should be
>no games in victoria after round 5VEXIT IS ON
>>100546188Not me lad
>>100546296Oh so it's a (((digital))) feature. Modern physical games aren't even the games anymore. Everything's fucking DRM now.
Longest tenured afl coaches Clarkson Hardwick Scott Longmire Buckley Hinkley
>>100546310damage control harder tipcuck
>N-not me lad
Hardwick has been coach at Richmond for almost as long as Malthouse was at Collingwood
>>100546343>fighting a soijak spamming faggot with a soijak That's a neat trick.
I'm back benching 130kg for 3 reps after just two weeks back in the gym
Reminder that Josh FEARS me
>buying ubereats>letting other people cook for you>letting other people touch your food with their bear hands
>>100546369kinda hot desu
You may say I’m a dreamer It I’m not the only oneI hope some day you can join us And the world will live as one
you couldn't bench a janitor's broom you faggot
SANFL CHADS RISE
Some spooky wind in melb atm
Really missing my ex
finna boutta set my phone to no caller Id and call her again
Job service provider's number remains BLOCKED like Maynard.
Le blokey tradie bogan banter XD
>Community tensions have broken out along South Australia's border with Victoria, with many local residents and essential travellers confused by changes to travel arrangements amid the worsening coronavirus situation in Melbourne.>Some locals in the region have reported witnessing outbursts of abuse and vandalism aimed at Victorian travellers who have legitimately crossed into South Australian towns.
Why would you pay for bottled water when you can get it for free out of the tap
Just want a hot wog gf that watches footy
>>100546411soi on mate
Can all the other states take back their dumb cunt poofter twenty-somethings who think that moving to melbourne is like moving to san francisco?
>>100546458>out of the tapbased calcified pineal glandposter
>>100546469Moving to Melbourne is more like moving to Weimar Berlin than is is San Francisco.
Tbf going to war with China would actually be really cool if it wasn't for nuclear weaponsI will gladly enlist if we do go to war
Kit Kats would be so much better if they didn't use shitty compound chocolate
>>100546463been there. she was a fred tragic and a total qtpi. our relationship broke down after i went to the lads place to watch the grand final and didn't take her. crazy bitch let that fester for like two years before we finally fell a part. miss her a bit her ass was insane and she needed to suck dick like it was oxygen.
Straffo is a fucking cunt poofter homo faggot
For mine? It's a Twirl.
Does anyone else think Rowell is a good footballer?
>>100546456>you lived long enough to watch people rise up against the shitorian scourgefucking beautiful m8s
Someone post a pic of Rowell's mum again.
>>100546526twirl is good yes, very nice opinion
Post-mix coke (only somewhere that regularly cleans their equipment like maccas) > glass bottle > can >>>>>>>>>>>>>> plastic bottle
>>100546393SANFL finally back at its rightful home of Adelaide Oval. Should make this permanent and chuck the VFL games back to AAMI.
>>100546188Lol that was actually me
>>100546577Stop pretending that you know who anonymous posters are
>>100546593i've met the guy several times and he is an absolute autistic fuckstick. he literally wears a fedora every day
I have several distinct "styles" of Anonymous post that I vary between to make people think there is more people in the thread than there actually is
I pretend to be at least three people per thread tbqh.
don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBcdt6DsLQAbloke was 25 when he recorded that
FIENDING for my local kinoplex.
>>100546456>people getting abused on the SA/VIC border because there's 50 cases a day in a city 100s of kilometres away
There's literally not one South Australian that I could not bash.
>>100546848shoo shoo v*coid
Why is Victoria better at footy than the rest of Australia combined?
I'm so lonely
going to sleep now but one more post to help towards 500
think i need to go evacuate my bowels of a turgid, covid laden victoria, lads
Have a recurring dream in which i am in a plane that is going down and i wake just before it crashesat least once a week
>>100546963your subconscious telling you to take control of your life
>>100546963That's your subconscious telling you that you're secretly gay.
>Clubs were told they would be given seven days notice before having to fly out, but it‘s believed some clubs would elect to fly out earlier to prepare for Round 7 matches.>Regardless, it appears inevitable there will be no AFL football in Melbourne until at least early August.>Southeast Queensland, Perth, Adelaide and Sydney are the leading candidates to host clubs, while Wollongong, Darwin and Canberra remain outside chances at best.
>gongdo they even have a footy ground?
Nearly there lads
Only 26 more posts lads
exile on main street might be my favorite album of all time
>>100546568can>maccas>plastic>glassmost times I have a can it's out of an esky on a hot day
Black lives matter
>>100547147anyone have the webm of this boong squibbing a contest against James Aish?
Feel a big stinky west coast eagles brewing in my bum lads.
Carlton Football Club
Wonder if Eddie can see if the answer is correct on his little screen
>>100547216>squibbing a contest against notorious squibber and professional soft cock James AishYikes
>>100547163>Black lives mattertrue
Food goes in my mouth poo comes out my bum
>>100547236Obviously, look at how he keeps saying "lock it in?", "is that your final answer?" etc whenever people think about locking in the wrong one. Once he even directly told a blind woman to lock in the correct one for 10K.
Big poopy bum bum
>>100547239Aish is small, but he certainly isn't a squib.
>>100547255Yeah but sometimes he might just know the answer to the question
this poopy bum bum posting shouldn't make me laugh as much as it does
500 hundred big ones 500 poopy bum posts
pee pee poo poo I want five hundy how bout you
>>100547248the cops look funnier than he does
Watch the series Quiz and honestly I think he was innocent
Love it when Andrew O'Keeffe does an exaggerated French accent when one of the options is France
>>100547302>Watching BBC drama
Excellent work lads, really gave it to that janny faggot.
>>100547303Hate that drug addled cunt, English version is so much better
Can't stopWon't stopLoving the footy
>>100547313I prefer the Australian version because I know more of the answers
thread really went from cursed to blessedamazing turn aroundluv you lads
>>100547320They always seem to sneak one obligatory AFL question in every episode
>>100547216>anyone have the webm of this boong squibbing a contest against James Aish?here you go m8
>>100547325that's whack nigger
/afl/ runs /sp/, if it wasn’t offical before it is now
elite thread all round chaps
Hird = Voss >>>>> Buckley
You boys want to hear a joke? ...TipGOD
/afl/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jannies
>>100547349And I run /afl/
>>100547395And Josh runs you
And little girls run from me
WOULD ONE OF YOU FILTHY MONGS MAKE A NEW THREADS
And the janny FEARS me
>>100547398No, Josh is a fucking coward. He does fuck all, that shit.
And I’ve got the runs
>>100547434Is this the thread?
SOMEOME MAKE A NEW THREADR3EEEEEEEEEÊEEEEËEEEEEEÉEEEEE
Mods should just sticky this one I reckon
based thread sperg
>>100547445We've earned it.
I will NEVER postT in an /AFL/ theAfd againUess something posts a new one or now
the front of house chick at the italian restaurant i hit up once or twice a week has been calling me 'paulie' for over two years and i don't have the heart to tell her that's not my name.
Straffo's in lads
Don't stick your phone up your bum mate.
This is your last wrnj NgSomeone male a note thread now
Pining for some more Straffo thirst
the hs gf
Where the Fuck is my new thread
Definitely not the one above
>>100547547TipCUNT still at it
>>100547544Would impregnate her
>>100547540>>100547544wew this wasn't planned
The Pie gf
take the ephebopill
>>100547613nobody really wants to fuck this do they?hurts my pubic bone just looking at her
>>100547613S T I C C
Footys on tonight
Rollan for a thicc hs gf
I had a good day today, I feel better than I have in a while
thred about 2 be ded
last for iggs
Let's get this badboy to 600
i said LAST for IGGS
based effort ladsalso iggs
Shiver me timbers we're the second last thread on /sp/ it's coming to a close, night