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Thursday, July 2
Carlton v St Kilda, Marvel Stadium (SEVEN), 7.40pm AEST

Friday, July 3
Collingwood v Essendon, MCG (SEVEN), 7.50pm AEST

Saturday, July 4
West Coast Eagles v Sydney Swans, Metricon Stadium (FOX), 1.45pm AEST
Geelong Cats v Gold Coast, GMHBA (FOX), 4.35pm AEST
Western Bulldogs v North Melbourne, Marvel Stadium (SEVEN), 7.40pm AEST
Brisbane Lions v Port Adelaide, The Gabba (FOX), 7.40pm AEST

Sunday, July 5
Adelaide Crows v Fremantle, Metricon Stadium (FOX), 1.05pm AEST
Melbourne v Richmond, MCG (SEVEN), 3.35pm AEST
Greater Western Sydney v Hawthorn, Giants Stadium (FOX), 6.10pm AEST
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>>100544269
Quite... bald of him to travel to Williamstown the other night
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>all caps /afl/

cringe
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More like gAyFL
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who /dabloos/ here?
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Basedbane tbqh lads
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iggs tbqh
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>>100544280
oof
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based try hard op
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>>100544283
Yikes as shit as Ned looks on our jumper that company would have looked 10x worse
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THEY SAID DON'T WALK TO THE DARKEST SIDE
BUT WHERE THE LIGHT SHINES THE DEVIL IS ALIVE
I'VE SEEN HELL THROUGH A CHILD EYES
AND I KNOW IN TIME THE DEVIL I WILL FIND
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Mum wants me to drive her to the city but I get nervous driving around there.
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>>100544307
keep the doors locked
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Which celebrity death affected you the most?
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>>100544321
paul walker
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CURSED THREAD
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>>100544321
Robin Williams and Kobe
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>>100544299
The quite like the current XL Express one, reminds me of rural adverts.
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>>100544321
David Bowie
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unironically want second lunch
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shall be smashing a couple of streetwise feasts for first breakfast
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hate a sandwich (ham, cheese, tomato and lettuce) and two mandarins for lunch
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thinkin 'za
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Think you guys are too focused on food and not real world problems.
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Was about to donate to Food Bank but someone told me I'm too focused on food and honestly, they were right.
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Think you guys are too focused on breathing and not real world problems.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRCFxAmLnEw
classic
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I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY
TO THE SKIES SEE CAROLUS RISE
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>>100544382
I'm feeling a berning sensation...
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Genuinely confused at how shit my >iggs have been so far, I can handle losing losing but >we're getting smashed every week. Seems like the guys who missed out on the flag are the only ones really trying.
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>100544321
phil hughes
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FIGHT ALL EIGHTEEN DAYS OF BATTLES
NO ODDS ARE ON OUR SIDE
FEW WILL FIGHT FOR ALL UNTIL THE BULLETS ARE GONE
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>>100544321
chris cornell
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>>100544397
Not being racist but abbos have such disgusting hands and faces. Also, based fredposter.
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I remember seeing Carl Riener in something the other week and thinking to myself that he can't have long left
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>>100544414
Thought this was a Straff post, I'm off my game lately.
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>>100544410
but their hands are the whitest and therefore least disgusting part
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I am the same height as Fraser Gehrig. What do I need to do to attain his early 2000s physique?
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surely we should be encouraging the old people to stay home, not luring them out of their homes.
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Why are you luring old people out of their homes you creepy bastard?
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Only lure little girls into my home.
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BLESSED BE THE TAILORS THE MASKS ARE CUT TO FIT
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Pedos get the bullet if I'm quite honest with you lads.
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>>100544321
Muhammad Ali
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>tfw people treated like a second class citizen for being from victoria

this must be how WAtards feel all the time
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>All 10 Victorian clubs in hubs, interstate, at the same time. A live option on table at moment as major fixture reshuffle looms. Clubs awaiting official news, but expecting to clear out of town after this weekend
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>>100544432
>>100544433
>>100544440
If you click on the number of the post it gives you the option to reply to people, use it. Makes it easier to follow threads, thanks :D !
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>tfw dan the dictator loses power for something that was completely out of his control
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>post numbers right next to each other
>NOOOOO, YOU HAVE TO REPLY, I'M GETTING LOST!
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Nice one mate thanks for the tip
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>>100544470
>looms

hey they stole our word
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relocate 6 VIC teams to WA and 4 VIC teams to QLD.
keep SA, NSW and QLD teams in QLD.
Only travel between hubs for games.
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MORE THAN BROTHERS THAN ARMS
CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH
WERE NOT SO DIFFERENT YOU AND ME
SO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO LEAVE
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Just want to be able to use public showers and changing rooms again tbqh
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Is 27 too old for your mum to take you into the ladies toilets?
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that chink buttboy Dan has let the flu incubate again in Vic before sending them to other hubs. FUCK that droopy eyed chink cocksucker
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I've also heard security guards hooking up with people in quarantine, and that leading to the spread. If true, that's seriously poor.
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hubba hubba
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ironically this, fuck that chinkloving despot and everyone who supports him
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who /drunkandstoned/ here?
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https://twitter.com/Stevo7AFL/status/1278180353971126272
Every Vic team is evacuating from Shitoria.
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SHAN'T be putting the Devil's Lettuce in my lungs anytime soon.
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>>100544512
WALK THE FADED LINE
CRUCIBLE OF TIME
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Who /melbourne/ here? Fuck Andrews and fuck vic pol
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Lads, I'm worried The Drum might get cancelled. This is the last thing us women need.
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Any player who doesn’t want to go to a hub shoulda even the option to, but they should also be deregistered and suspended for the 2021 season
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>>100544518
take me with them please
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whats for dinner lads
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>>100544334
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borders closed sorry lads
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>>100544532
praying it does
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anime
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What footy team do you support?
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>>100544518
uggh why not just move all interstaters to a melbourne hub? it's the home of football ffs
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Fascinated by the moon
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>>100544557
jesus christ i love deep black women
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>>100544593
I support club: Collingwood
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>>100544593
POWAH
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Posting from my iPhone 8
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>>100544593
manning rippers
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kill yourself
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>>100544593
The gold coast suns
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god I wish I lived in Victoria
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>>100544679
you can pinpoint the moment projectorvirgin blew in
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>>100544698
Ok, this is epic.
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>>100544426
A lot of gym, a balding mullet and swag
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>>100544698
fuck off back to cric and rug you pathetic cunt, I know exactly who you are
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Reminder that Josh FEARS me.
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You now remember there was a time when Essendon fans ironically thought that Zach Merrett belonged in the same conversation as Bont and Cripps
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God I hate this fucking "Josh" meme. I've been browsing /afl/ since 2015 and I still have no idea who he even is. Could you shut the fuck up about him?
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Based freshie
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we'll bounce back
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>>100544776
they have easily the worst fanbase in victoria and the only fanbase that challenges them in the league is the eagles
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>>100544593
St Kilda
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>>100544593
Fred til I die (hopefully soon)
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>>100544593
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>>100544776
kek, I remember. Embarrassing stuff
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NOW I KNOW
THEIRS A HOLY GRAIL
BUT ITS BEYOND THE PALE
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Woke up this morning from the strangest dream.
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>>100544835
BASED
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tomato and onion pie and plain sausage role
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>>100544679
always cited as being gamergate, but it was also concurrent with the original fappening which I think is more to blame
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Think this season's fucked m8s, bastard Vics ruining it again
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choccy oak, three sausage rolls and the cherry ripe please. no that's fine keep the change.
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I'M A COWBOY
ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE
WANTED WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE
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>Woke up this morning from the strangest dream.
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Redpill me on Josh
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>AFL players living in Melbourne’s coronavirus “hot spots” have less than 10 hours to relocate
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K
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>>100544872
>only smellbin, peelong and poothorn unaffected
What's going to happen m8s, they all move to hotels?
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>>100544872
Hot damn this is fucking wild, thought this was a ruse at first https://www.afl.com.au/news/459849/covid-hotspot-players-forced-to-move-after-nsw-lockout-threat
Imagine having to leave for what could be over a month in 10 hour's notice, insane
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ahem
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>>100544835
Unique II > Matthew Wilder
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Seriously just cancel the season at this point. What is the point in even trying
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Well we’re definitely going to have to give up on the idea of each club playing every other club once
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Seriously just fold the victorian clubs at this point.
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>>100544907
This but unironically.
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ordered my za' lads
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>>100544892
Jewpert demands his TV shekels
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https://twitter.com/9NewsPerth/status/1278195155988709376
based best australian dabbing on the pieflogs
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it was so fucking simple they just had to move all the vic sides interstate. instead they kept scheduling games there including sending them in from covid free qld. afl house running their usual clownshow clusterfuck festival has been way more entertaining than pretty much every game this year.
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Cancel afl season

9 round “vfl” season with final 4

Let the shit interstate teams fuck off and play each other
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AFL has no one to blame but themselves for this clusterfuck, a literal retard could've seen it coming. Should never have had teams playing in Victoria in the first place, but they just had to stick to their moronic Vicbias.
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>>100544920
I don't get the Eddie hate 2bh, just take him at face value as a one eyed Pies supporter and laugh along with him. Kennett is a much bigger cunt.
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It'll only be an asterisk season if a Northern team wins
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Daily reminder the AFL made $451 mil after operating expenses last year and pissed it down the drain
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borders closed your not getting in
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>>100544940
RIP
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>>100544940
God's punishment for supporting fag marriage and poofter theme rounds.
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>>100544940
>>100544948
>good times breed weak men
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>>100544950
do you think god hates us for splitting the atom or going into space?
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>>100544953
>do you think god hates us for splitting the atom or going into space?
We have done neither of those things brainlet.
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>>100544953
no, God hates chinks and ayy's
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>>100544959
ayy lmao's made us bro
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There should be at least 15 Australian states
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We should have fiften 1mil cities rather than two 5mil mega cities
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>gilbo faggins
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Regretting how I spent my High School years desu lads
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>>100544968
yes and God made ayy's
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>he a good boy, just can't handle his piss
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-01/coronavirus-afl-steele-sidebottom-confused-about-breach/12411762
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>>100544991
Me too, it eats away at me every waking minute of my life. I dream of it, I think about first think in the morning. It consumes me.
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>>100544999
kek. I thought players weren't allowed to drink during the season.
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>>100545005
I was just thinking, what if I had joined the football team instead of the soccer team. I could've been a chad.
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Since when do AFL players actually drink and not just get on the bags
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>Paul Barry is whinging that Sam Newman wasn't sacked earlier
You love to see it.
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>>100544999
>piss
>wells
more likely him and wells were on the shard tbqh
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>>100545029
who's paul barry?
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was just thinking about the fat girl group back in hs. fucking hell one used to eat a full catering sized tin of milo with a spoon for lunch. we called 'bronwyn the blob'.
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>>100545037
is wells still on the pies list lol?
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>>100545047
>The 34-year-old will play a key role in Collingwood's indigenous community programs and contribute to the club's recruiting and Academy programs.
>He will also spend time developing the Pies' NGA zone around Tennant Creek in the Northern Territory.
Professional token boong by the looks of it.
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love it when a freo player leaves freo and finds success in another team
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>>100545039
The host of ABC's Media Watch. Just another whinging Melbourne lefty. He made a compilation of Sam's most based moments and said they were all abhorrent.
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>>100545040
There was a really fat girl in my year. She had a swollen up potato face and really was disgusting but something about her did it for me, I think it was how fat her biceps were. I would coom to her all the time. I never went for it out of fear of social embarrassment but some nights I wish I had.
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>>100545040
Lmao
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>>100545057
Neale will win the Brownlow
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>>100545057
literally all of them besides Mayne and Palmer
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wish I was born in america lads
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wish i was born in melbourne lads
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>>100545135
>EPIC - LIVES - HERE
aaaaaah pls tell me this is an edit
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>>100545146
Sorry, it's not.
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>>100545135
Why is Victorian footy culture such corporate cringe brehs?
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>MARVEL stadium
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Will Rowell win the Brownlow medal?
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>Why is Victorian footy culture such corporate cringe brehs?
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Footy has been shit for at least 10 years. I literally can’t watch it anymore
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>>100545183
No but he might win the Brownlow*
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>>100545187
GWS ruined it.
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Would the surface of the moon be as bright when you’re walking on it as it is in the night sky
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>>100545183
Will Rowell was an artist and stage designer m8
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>Footy has been shit for at least 10 years. I literally can’t watch it anymore
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would a pin hole camera be able to take a photo of the sun from space?
'
considering light is invisible?
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I guess we’ll find out if humans ever actually walk on the moon
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TWO
METRE
PETER
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BIG
BOY
McEVOY
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>THE AFL has come down hard on gun Magpie Steele Sidebottom for breaching the League's COVID-19 protocols on Saturday, banning him from Collingwood's next four matches.
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want to give soijack poster a hug lads. bloke is obviously broke inside.
just green text this post if you want that to go down soibro we're here for you.
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PORT GODS
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>>100545244
Imagine having to travel interstate tonight but not doing for a whole month
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lol
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>>100545263
>>100545263
>TipFAT is the soijack poster
makes sense
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>he deleted his post
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
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>>100545267
Looking good mate.
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BT is unironically a great commentator
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>>100545263
>>100545263
>>100545263
>>100545263
>>100545263
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the gf
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Looking good mate
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>>100545263
BASED TIPGOD
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cope
back to your hole tipcuck
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>>100545263
>>100545263
>>100545263
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Fuck what did tipchad do
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>>100545276
>>100545280
>>100545290
>>100545324
>>100545326
>>100545333
TipGOD doesnt use a trip. Can be literally anyone who posted it. No evidence it was him.
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>>100545283
He's fucking trash
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ANKLE
BONE
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>>100545350
name on tipcunt
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>>100545350
Name on tubby
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>>100545350
Why did he delete is so quickly then?
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THIS GUY'S GOT THE PACKAGE
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>>100545350
Trip on.
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>>100545350
Fuck up cunt
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>>100545350
Lol name on tipblob
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fuck lads i haven't seen someone this btfo in a good while
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I'm not angry, just disappointed.

And angry.
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reminder that covid isn't even something to worry about, killing off the old people isn't bad and cucktoria is full of pissbaby bitches who are probably out stockpiling toiler paper to dry their tears and wipe their fannies

fucking tranny faggots
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>>100545350
fuck up fat guts
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I predicted this would happen once the restrictions eased and I also predicted this has all been set up from Gil. No shock to see it's players from big clubs getting banned, it's all been done to orchestrate a flag for Port Adelaide or the Gold Coast because it's been so long since either state saw a flag.

Predicting someone from Richmond and Geelong will get "busted breaching protocols" soon too.
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Love it when you get maccas chips and they are hot and crispy and have just the right amount of salt
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Here we go, here comes the cope, here come the conspiracy theories.
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>fagGOD gets btfo
>fake RC comes out with the distraction
SAD!
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Your style isn't even near to how RC writes. It's why you don't get any (You)s and why you arn't entertaining.
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>>100545410
hate soggy maccas chips
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Collingwood's next 3 opponents:
Essendon
Brisbane
Geelong

If their Round 8 opponent is either Port or Gold Coast then maybe you have a claim but otherwise, shut up. Same guy who said the Giants/Pies Prelim was rigged.
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>>100545421
hot take: it's the same mong cunt fucking up both gimmicks
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The last 30 minutes should be a reminder to ignore ALL namefags at ALL times.
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predicting that I'll go play in traffic tonight
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>>100545409
TripGOD = 3rd fake reality check confirmed.

Give it up mate.
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>>100545427
>Brisbane
Hope they relocate this gate to the gabba, >we might actually have a chance of getting ~15k to a game that way.
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>"Collingwood and Sidebottom share the view that his four-match ban is excessive, inconsistent with recent protocol breaches and contestable... For the greater good of the game and the realities of our time it was necessary to end the matter."

>Pies didn't read the room here.
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Can’t wait to get my tax return back
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>>100545436
I was considering DONning THE TRIP actually just to mix it up a bit.
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>>100545409
You remind me of Seto Kaiba - Just the right amount of autism to be mildly entertaining.
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is reality check and the bigfooty poster the same person?
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>>100545436
I actually like talking to Kentucky about AFL because he seems to know a lot, although he doesn't seem to post much anymore.
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>>100545452
There is reason enough to believe that the original RC here was the same as big footy, as he often linked posts he made.

However there have been several successive copycat reality check's.
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>>100545455
trip on kentucky
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False flagged again
*sigh*
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fuck cunts it wasn't even that funny just move on who cares?
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>hurr sure name fags are bad
>99% of anonymous posts are off topic complete drivel
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Fuck up Josh
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Josh FEARS me
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>>100545464
based sausage roll.
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Based Joshie
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>Josh
>Posting in /afl/
based /cric/ blowies
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i don't like footy anymore
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>>100545464
This
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Reminder that I still own /afl/
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I’m josh
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I'm Eugene
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>>100545476
You’re mum gave me a based blowie
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>>100545416
>>100545420
>>100545427

Have the guts to quote me poof. And yes, you are the same person.
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>>100545464
>>100545464
>>100545464
>>100545478
>>100545478
>>100545478
>>100545478
This was my lunch lol
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I'm legitimately in love with a girl I have no chance with. I'm NEET and live with mom. I have no options but my stomach is in knots all the time thinking about how I am going to have to live my life without this girl.
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>threads turned to shit again because of namefags
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
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Roughly 10 minutes till Eddie on 9 news, tune in shortly for seethe
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>>100545495
>tfw haven't had a crush in over 2 years
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>>100545498
>no special filename
Sad!
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>>100545427
Collingwood will go 0-3
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Haven’t had sex in 4 months and 2 weeks
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I’m straffo
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>>100545511
a about 2 years for me desu
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Haven't seen my mum in 4 months and 2 weeks
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Based Straffo!
More cinemas opening in QLD, NSW and SA tomorrow
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>>100545427
rounds 8/9 will be iggs/fred
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>>100545511
Last had a root in 2010.
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Thread auto saging lel
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>>100545532
based cursed OP
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>Haven't had sex since 1992
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>>100545520
same. for a proper root anyway. i get prozzies to blow me a few times a month and every now and then they make me fuck them but i don't consider sex with a franga real.
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janny r u ok?
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Australians continually discriminated against on /sp/
Many such cases!
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SUICIDE IS PAINLESS

IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES

I CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT IF I PLEASE
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totally deserved. this thread is beyond awful
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There’s more important things in life than going to the movies at the moment straffo you fucking selfish fat cunt
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reckon we can still get this bad boy to 500
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TipGOD reported the thread LOL
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>>100545560
this
fuck namefags
fuck jannies
fuck niggers
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>>100545564
holy fuck it makes sense
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>muh tipgod
>muh RC
>muh Josh
Shut the fuck up faggots
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go catters go go go go
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Josh is best

Throw out the rest
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The season should unironically be cancelled, its a blatant cash grab.

Seriously fuck AFL house, the retards have the most profitable league in the country and they piss money way
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>>100545564
fucking kek
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>>100545577
Nah m8 a year without footy is a year without life
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>>100545553
fuck off back to your dead sport's dead thread fat cunt
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Josh is a lord
Fuck tipfraud
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>>100545577
How else are they supposed to pay off the massive loan they took out without selling out to arab bankers like the nrl?
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will my life have value and meaning if i start using a trip, lads? is this the answer? is this how i find who i truly am and my place in the universe? i'll try to keep my posting based haha
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Where the FUCK is eddie
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>>100545588
>How else are they supposed to pay off the massive loan they took out without selling out to arab bankers like the nrl?
Don't know don't care, those dumb fucks have already screwed the game as is
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BIG DONG GEELONG
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>>100545591
He JUST finished speaking
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>>100545588
let the pissant clubs die kek
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Have nothing to say but wanna help this thread get to 500
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>SoiGOD
>>
big dic cric
small coc hoc
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>go back to the good old days of the vfl
>literally every vic club folds in a year
brilliant plan
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BIG DONG GONG
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>>100545603
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Tim "WAaaa WAaa my wife and kids" Kelly
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>>100545605
cric is a faggot hive
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Why the FUCK is hot seat one hour
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>>100545603
>>
Love footy
Hate soccer
Hate rugby
Hate jannies
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>>100545617
the chase shits on hot seat from a great height. fuck off from /afl/ if you think otherwise.
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>>100545614
who?
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>>100545603
>>100545613
>>100545621
Why do these posts have the same IP
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>>100545625
they're the same person brotha
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>>100545625
but they don't
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Halfway there boys
>>
LIVING ON A PRAYER
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check em
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>tfw went from smoking one pack of darts every three weeks to three every one week

based jobkeeper
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>>100545630
we aren't but we all live together and use the same wifi
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>>100545644
based you
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>>100545603
>>
tipRAT FEARS me
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back from a 30 day ban lads
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considering buying a dildo, lads.
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this is a post
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>>100545664
this is a (you)
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>Some dumb cunt false flagging as me
I am NOT the soijack poster
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>>Some dumb cunt false flagging as me
>I am NOT the soijack poster
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whatever you say soiGOD
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SoiGOD
o
i
G
O
D
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Had an exam from 3-6, then went and had dinner. Too busy for these shenanigans
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Just bought this bad boy lads
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This sport was a mistake, as was Rugby league
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soiGOD
>>
We CAN'T let him win.
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>>100545603
>>
while you softcocks are laying into cucktoria on here, the CHADs from the mount are bringing the banter into the public sphere
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-01/tensions-rise-amid-coronavirus-fears-along-sa-victoria-border/12409442
>>
lol
>>
have to say the writing and acting on 'home and away' is absolutely top notch
>>
>FOUR Richmond stars are rumoured to have declined relocating to a possible interstate hub
lmao
>>
Richmond are cooked
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>>100545733
kek
KEK
K E K
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>>100545742
/afl/ is a Neighbours general. You're not welcome.
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Is he the best high half forward in the AFL?
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>>100545603
>>100545613
>>100545619
>>100545656
>>100545723

samefaggot
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>>100545758
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Guys I fucking hate Trent Cotchin and Patrick Dangerfield. They make footy players look like the most entitled and clueless fucking bitches, can't stand them.
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>>100545758
who?
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Hird > Voss >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Buckley
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>>100545770
Liam Ryan
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>>100545767
yeah wasn't even funny
>>
>>100545744
apparently during early talks on hubs cotchin was furiously adamant that he would not be leaving victoria for an extended stay in a hub. a few weeks later when it was retabled but with wa/sa side moving to qld he was all for it and voted it in lmao.
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>>100545770
Ashley Sampi
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>>100545603
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>>100545776
There will NEVER be another James Hird.
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>>100545767
>>100545778
name on mate
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>>100545794
>>100545790
>>100545603
>>100545613
>>100545619
>>100545656
>>100545723

samefag. wow, this is just pathetic. stop.
>>
Comparing Hird and Voss to Buckley is the equivalent to comparing Travis Cloke and Drew Petrie to Gary Ablett Sr
t. Dons supporter
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>>100545794
that's embarrassing for you
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>>100545603
kek
>>
>>100545758
i don't know about the best but he was growing into something special. absolutely pissed at that abbo retard for his powerade switcheroo.
>>
Winning this years flag would be about on par with winning a Wizard Cup final. It’ll be maybe just a tiny bit more meaningful, but really about the same
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>>100545802
>>100545810
put that name on lad
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How is Persona 5 for 80 bucks a sale?
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>>100545816
Hello Iggies customer
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Kek Steele's sidebottom was shown broadly
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will SoiGOD be able to recover from this thread?
>>
Has Straffo done the Corona test yet?
>>
Lmao all of Footy Classified is attacking Eddie
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>>100545603
>>
If the defense spending boost a psyop?
>>
after ps5 comes out, should i get a ps4 or ps5? got a ps3 currently.
>>
Who we got for tips lads?
>>
>>100545939
Not sure about tips, but for nips I've got your mum's in my mouth
>>
>>100545939
Pretty mundane to sort out until we know this week's fixture won't be changing but before all this:
>Saints
>Pies
>Eagles
>Cats (sorry Sunners)
>Bulldogs
>Lions
>Dockers
>Tigs
>Giants
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>>100545934
PS5 won't have any games. PS4 is cheaper and has heaps of good games.
>>
What are the elite footy podcasts?
I like:
>Age Real Footy Podcast
>Herald Sun's Sacked
>Greatest Season That Was (although not only footy anymore)
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>>100546011
JRE is all I listen to
>>
>>100546002
Will PS5 play PS4 games?
>>
Any 52 inch TV for under $200?
>>
overcooked my steak
>>
Joe Rogan can get some interesting guests on but i absolutely cannot stand the cunt and his "comedy" is absolutely poothetic
>>
>>100546032
maybe second hand
>>
I think you need a new bum

Your old one has a crack in it
>>
>>100544593
The based wogdogs
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>>100546055
>not enjoying the classic yelling into the microphone and stool fucking routine

they call you PlebGOD
>>
Funny how there is one janny out there who absolutely hates australians and non American and wog sports. He must wake up every morning and immediately check cric and afl and sage them. We truly are living rent free in this volunteer workers head
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>>100544991
>>100545005
>>100545018
wait till you hit your 30s then you have TWO decades to regret
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>>100546011
the only one I know of is 2guys1cup
>>
Are we being invaded?
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>>100546081
Sad really
>>
>>100546093
yeah by chinks and chinktorians
>>
made a slick new thread lads appreciate some input
>>
>>100546105
you're fat lol
>>
getting this thread to 500 lads
>>
sounds like Steele had a massive night tbqh
>>
yes
>>
>ywn hit the clubs with Based Steele
>>
>so drunk you mix up the toilet door for the front door
lmao i've been there before
>>
If only his liver was made of steele, he might not have ended up on his sidebottom
>>
anyone know where/how to get phenibut in aus?
>>
>started a new job last week in iso so get what you mean. We've done a lot of video meetings and training which is helping but it's not the same.

What is straffo's new job?
>>
lmao I found tipcuck praising soijakposter
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/100484411/#100485864
>you will NEVER be this huge a faglord
>>
>two more vic clubs heading to wa with pies/cats
tiggs and dogs?
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>>100546188
The absolute STATE of soiGOD
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>>100546175
Cyber Janitor. He pilots a poopscooping drone.
>>
reality check is the best account on this hell website
>>
>>100546028
yeah ps5 will have backwards compatibility
>>
>>100546188
Based autist
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>>100546211
Even for PS2 games?
>>
they cancelled the riddell league /sunbury/bros
/afl/'s hub will have no footy now
press f
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>>100546232
what about the edfl?
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these days turned out nothing like i had planned
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>>100546188
>SoiGOD eternally btfo
kek'd and check'd
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>>100546239
gone too
>>
ninety nine posts to go, can the night shift neets do it?
>>
My last name is Beer and my mates call me Beerdog
>>
done some research
looks like only two leagues in cucktoria are going ahead but the rest are doneso
>>
>>100546223
only ps4 confirmed, and even for that it's not automatically every game, article says the top 100 most played ps4 games should be
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>no games in victoria after round 5
VEXIT IS ON
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>>100546267
Very based.
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>>100546188
Not me lad
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>>100546296
Oh so it's a (((digital))) feature. Modern physical games aren't even the games anymore. Everything's fucking DRM now.
>>
Longest tenured afl coaches Clarkson Hardwick Scott Longmire Buckley Hinkley
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>>100546310
damage control harder tipcuck
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>N-not me lad
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Hardwick has been coach at Richmond for almost as long as Malthouse was at Collingwood
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>>100546343
>fighting a soijak spamming faggot with a soijak
That's a neat trick.
>>
I'm back benching 130kg for 3 reps after just two weeks back in the gym
>>
Reminder that Josh FEARS me
>>
>buying ubereats
>letting other people cook for you
>letting other people touch your food with their bear hands
>>
Fear me
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>>100546369
kinda hot desu
>>
You may say I’m a dreamer
It I’m not the only one
I hope some day you can join us
And the world will live as one
>>
you couldn't bench a janitor's broom you faggot
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SANFL CHADS RISE
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Some spooky wind in melb atm
>>
Really missing my ex
>>
finna boutta set my phone to no caller Id and call her again
>>
Job service provider's number remains BLOCKED like Maynard.
>>
Le blokey tradie bogan banter XD
>>
>Community tensions have broken out along South Australia's border with Victoria, with many local residents and essential travellers confused by changes to travel arrangements amid the worsening coronavirus situation in Melbourne.
>Some locals in the region have reported witnessing outbursts of abuse and vandalism aimed at Victorian travellers who have legitimately crossed into South Australian towns.
>>
Why would you pay for bottled water when you can get it for free out of the tap
>>
Just want a hot wog gf that watches footy
>>
>>100546411
soi on mate
>>
Can all the other states take back their dumb cunt poofter twenty-somethings who think that moving to melbourne is like moving to san francisco?
>>
>>100546458
>out of the tap
based calcified pineal glandposter
>>
>>100546469
Moving to Melbourne is more like moving to Weimar Berlin than is is San Francisco.
>>
Tbf going to war with China would actually be really cool if it wasn't for nuclear weapons

I will gladly enlist if we do go to war
>>
Kit Kats would be so much better if they didn't use shitty compound chocolate
>>
>>100546463
been there. she was a fred tragic and a total qtpi. our relationship broke down after i went to the lads place to watch the grand final and didn't take her. crazy bitch let that fester for like two years before we finally fell a part. miss her a bit her ass was insane and she needed to suck dick like it was oxygen.
>>
Straffo is a fucking cunt poofter homo faggot
>>
For mine? It's a Twirl.
>>
Does anyone else think Rowell is a good footballer?
>>
>>100546456
>you lived long enough to watch people rise up against the shitorian scourge
fucking beautiful m8s
>>
Someone post a pic of Rowell's mum again.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPo5SC3zik
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>>100546526
twirl is good yes, very nice opinion
>>
>>100546557
choon
>>
Post-mix coke (only somewhere that regularly cleans their equipment like maccas) > glass bottle > can >>>>>>>>>>>>>> plastic bottle
>>
>>100546393
SANFL finally back at its rightful home of Adelaide Oval. Should make this permanent and chuck the VFL games back to AAMI.
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>>100546188
Lol that was actually me
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>>100546572
tip on
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>titus o'reilly
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>>100546577
Stop pretending that you know who anonymous posters are
>>
>>100546593
i've met the guy several times and he is an absolute autistic fuckstick. he literally wears a fedora every day
>>
I have several distinct "styles" of Anonymous post that I vary between to make people think there is more people in the thread than there actually is
>>
I pretend to be at least three people per thread tbqh.
>>
don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my head
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it's happening
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBcdt6DsLQA
bloke was 25 when he recorded that
>>
FIENDING for my local kinoplex.
>>
>cucktoria
KEK
>>
>>100546456
>people getting abused on the SA/VIC border because there's 50 cases a day in a city 100s of kilometres away
>>
There's literally not one South Australian that I could not bash.
>>
>>100546848
shoo shoo v*coid
>>
Why is Victoria better at footy than the rest of Australia combined?
>>
I'm so lonely
>>
going to sleep now but one more post to help towards 500
>>
think i need to go evacuate my bowels of a turgid, covid laden victoria, lads
>>
Have a recurring dream in which i am in a plane that is going down and i wake just before it crashes

at least once a week
>>
>>100546963
your subconscious telling you to take control of your life
>>
>>100546963
That's your subconscious telling you that you're secretly gay.
>>
>Clubs were told they would be given seven days notice before having to fly out, but it‘s believed some clubs would elect to fly out earlier to prepare for Round 7 matches.

>Regardless, it appears inevitable there will be no AFL football in Melbourne until at least early August.

>Southeast Queensland, Perth, Adelaide and Sydney are the leading candidates to host clubs, while Wollongong, Darwin and Canberra remain outside chances at best.
>>
>gong
do they even have a footy ground?
>>
>the gong
grim
>>
Nearly there lads
>>
Only 26 more posts lads
>>
exile on main street might be my favorite album of all time
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>>100546568
can>maccas>plastic>glass
most times I have a can it's out of an esky on a hot day
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>>100547121
Based
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Black lives matter
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>>100547106
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U8JlcB_BzA
>>
Helastipadinonadrittypuck
>>
>>100547147
anyone have the webm of this boong squibbing a contest against James Aish?
>>
Adelaide Crows
>>
Feel a big stinky west coast eagles brewing in my bum lads.
>>
Carlton Football Club
>>
Wonder if Eddie can see if the answer is correct on his little screen
>>
>>100547216
>squibbing a contest against notorious squibber and professional soft cock James Aish
Yikes
>>
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>>100547163
>Black lives matter
true
>>
Food goes in my mouth poo comes out my bum
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>>100547236
Obviously, look at how he keeps saying "lock it in?", "is that your final answer?" etc whenever people think about locking in the wrong one. Once he even directly told a blind woman to lock in the correct one for 10K.
>>
Big poopy bum bum
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>>100547239
Aish is small, but he certainly isn't a squib.
>>
>>100547255
Yeah but sometimes he might just know the answer to the question
>>
this poopy bum bum posting shouldn't make me laugh as much as it does
>>
500 hundred big ones

500 poopy bum posts
>>
pee pee poo poo I want five hundy how bout you
>>
>>100547248
the cops look funnier than he does
>>
>>100546456
absolutely based
>>
Looyyydd
>>
Watch the series Quiz and honestly I think he was innocent
>>
Love it when Andrew O'Keeffe does an exaggerated French accent when one of the options is France
>>
>>100547302
>Watching BBC drama
>>
Excellent work lads, really gave it to that janny faggot.
>>
>>100547303
Hate that drug addled cunt, English version is so much better
>>
Can't stop
Won't stop
Loving the footy
>>
>>100547313
I prefer the Australian version because I know more of the answers
>>
https://youtu.be/woXktI5dkq8
>>
thread really went from cursed to blessed
amazing turn around
luv you lads
>>
>>100547320
They always seem to sneak one obligatory AFL question in every episode
>>
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>>100547216
>anyone have the webm of this boong squibbing a contest against James Aish?
here you go m8
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>>100547325
that's whack nigger
>>
/afl/ runs /sp/, if it wasn’t offical before it is now
>>
elite thread all round chaps
>>
>>100547313
Based
>>100547320
also based
>>
Hird = Voss >>>>> Buckley
>>
You boys want to hear a joke?
...TipGOD
>>
/afl/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jannies
>>
>>100547378
based
>>100547379
also based
>>
>>100547359
BASED
>>100547383
also BASED
>>
>>100547349
And I run /afl/
>>
>>100547395
And Josh runs you
>>
And little girls run from me
>>
WOULD ONE OF YOU FILTHY MONGS MAKE A NEW THREADS
>>
And the janny FEARS me
>>
>>100547398
No, Josh is a fucking coward. He does fuck all, that shit.
>>
And I’ve got the runs
>>
>>100547378
*wheeze*
>>
600?
>>
>>100547434
Is this the thread?
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>>100547378
*be's shook*
>>
SOMEOME MAKE A NEW THREAD
R3EEEEEEEEEÊEEEEËEEEEEEÉEEEEE
>>
Mods should just sticky this one I reckon
>>
based thread sperg
>>
>>100547445
this
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>>100547445
We've earned it.
>>
>>100547445
Second
>>
I will NEVER post
T in an /AFL/ the

Afd again

Uess something posts a new one or now
>>
the front of house chick at the italian restaurant i hit up once or twice a week has been calling me 'paulie' for over two years and i don't have the heart to tell her that's not my name.
>>
>>100547474
Based retard
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>>100547477
Ah Marone
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>>100547474

>>100547479
>>100547479
>>100547479
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Straffo's in lads
>>
Don't stick your phone up your bum mate.
>>
This is your last wrnj Ng


Someone male a note thread now
>>
Pining for some more Straffo thirst
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>the gf
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the hs gf
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>>100547545
>>
Where the Fuck is my new thread
>>
Definitely not the one above
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>>100547547
TipCUNT still at it
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>>100547540
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>>100547544
Would impregnate her
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>>100547540
>>100547544
wew this wasn't planned
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The Pie gf
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take the ephebopill
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Sneed
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>>100547613
nobody really wants to fuck this do they?
hurts my pubic bone just looking at her
>>
>>100547613
S T I C C
>>
nice quads
>>100547777
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>>100547736
thanks mate
>>
Footys on tonight
>>
Rollan for a thicc hs gf
>>
I had a good day today, I feel better than I have in a while
>>
thred about 2 be ded
>>
rip
>>
ebin bread
>>
F
>>
last for iggs
>>
Let's get this badboy to 600
>>
i said LAST for IGGS
>>
Meat Pie.
>>
based effort lads
also iggs
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>>100547988
checked
>>
Shiver me timbers we're the second last thread on /sp/ it's coming to a close, night



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