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/heem/-vieira edition
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>>100539174
Can I start martial arts now at 22 and make it to the UFC?
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>>100539264
Where's heem? Not a real martial arts then.
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just got a win for the heem cod crew
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>>100539242
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>>100539286
Keep up the good work b
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>>100539348
>tattoo
Dropped
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>>100539264
have that as one of my wallpapers
>>100539282
/heem/ is all of those combined
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>>100539309
I doubt that I can punch nearly as hard as him and he's an inch taller than me.
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>>100539348
>them big soft thighs

She taps to the first leg kick.
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>>100539264
Can someone explain why kickboxing 'originated' in the netherlands
also why is there literally no german mma or kickboxing fightet and they are literally neighbors and have a 10 times bigger population
I dont get it
Inb4 dennis siver and that arab guy from hamburg
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>>100539242
Depends on how much you weigh. If you're below 185 then you can forget it.
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>>100539348
If my penis was a pole and ufc was a striper competition
She would do great imho... But thats a lot of if's
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>>100539242
Yes mgoomba started a year ago and look where he is now
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>>100539518
It didn't originate in the Netherlands.
>>100539594
I'm currently a fat fuck at 225 but I'm 6'3".
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I think Petr Yan is overrated
But I also think he might be able to beat current Aldo at 135

I don't think that fight accurately depicts the #1 BW in the World
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>>100539402
Then the choice is very simple my guy
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>>100539626
Means nothing. You can probably make it as a HW but you need to get fit first and fast.
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>>100539242
Are you a semi-attractive female? Then yes.
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>>100539518
The Dutch perfected their kicking techniques while their fingers were busy plugging up holes in dykes.
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>>100539286
Good work b keep slaying it
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>>100539646
marlon is the best bantamweight no matter how much the ufc screws him over
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>>100539671
What's the HW meta? How do I counter it while I'm playing catch-up with the guys who have been competing their entire lives?
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>>100539242
Yes. But without significant physical talent or natural learning ability, you'll be at a severe disadvantage. Still entirely possible tho. JUST DO IT
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>>100539174
Wake up Pissrael, its all over
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>>100539807
Not your blog
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>>100539646
Dude is relentless and keeps going forward, i like his mauling style and he kept delivering
He sometimes is too open for counters but that aside, very very good
I dont see how he is overrated?
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>>100539626
Loose weight then, get your ass up and motivate urself

Also i just read up on kickboxing, so apparently the major ones are usa kickboxing dutchkickboxing but both were influenced by japanese where it apparently originated, but in general its a broad term and can be traced back to muay thai and some other crap jitsu
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>Its just business!
>Please don't kill me!
>My foot was a balloon!
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>>100539995
The Wikipedia page (for as much credibility as that has) says that it originated in Japan and then got popular in the US a few decades later. Supposedly it was just karate kicks, but with boxing added in.
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Heem time skinny
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jewelzbrehz
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>>100540110
His lips make me uncomfortable.
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Two questions heem

>1 can he fight in the ufc
>2 can he heem u
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"IM REALLY GONNA DECISION YOU YOU DIRTY KIWI"

-Dustin Poirier
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>>100540184
No and no
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>>100539242
Yes but you need a good manager to build you up a career of fighting cans.

Get at least a 10-0 record before considering the UFC. Make sure you are ready first.

I'd say 3 years training. (You will be 25)
Then 3 years training and fighting. (You will be 28).

At 3 fights a year if you win them all you'll be at 10-0 by age 28-29.

That's assuming you don't fight someone way above your level and get a bunch of early losses that will make you look like a bum.
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>>100540184
>dat takedown
>dat gnp
>dat octagon control
>catlike reflexes at 0:30

Would unironically fuck my shit up
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>>100539908
>I dont see how he is overrated?
I just don't feel he has really faced top level competition. He has no wins in the top 5, and only one win in the top 10, Jimmie Rivera. I think he could be pretty exposed, I like his style but there hasn't been enough there yet. I think the UFC are billing him up to be more than he has shown and I'm just letting you guys know so you're not surprised if Aldo makes him look basic.
But as I said I also don't think current Aldo is the same, so I could see him being clipped. I feel like the #1 BW fight should be something else
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>>100540241
You can be an elite HW at age 35 if you wanted lol.
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>>100540110
MIIIKE WAZOWSKIIII...
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>>100540243
>I feel like the #1 BW fight should be something else
That's Aljamain currently. Moraes also still exists.
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>>100540241
Let's say I have the freedom and funds to move and train at one of the top 5 mma gyms as well. Should I go to a gym that focuses on wrestlefucking, or will the meta have changed in 10 year's time?
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>>100540184
He's technically a downed opponent every moment, so you can't just run up and kick him in the head.

How good is his d'arce? Can he do an imanari from that position?
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>>100540184
>This coward
How you finna feint and control the distance against a guy with no limbs?
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>>100540184
1. No
2. Yes, unironically
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>>100540327
Wrestlefucking will always be the most useful, but if you don't have some sort of college D1 background prepare not to get any respect.

Also cardio, cardio, cardio. Even if you are shit at striking like Nate Diaz, if your cardio outlasts your opponent then it doesn't matter.

Don't fight any big jiu jitsu specialists until you are ready.

The earliest Champions were wrestlers, most of the Champions now are wrestlers.

Randy Couture began wrestling at age 34, and became multiple time Champion. Some other fighters like Uriah Hall I believe started around 35 as well.

22 is young enough but be patient and take your time. Your prime will come in age 28-35 if you begin training seriously right now.

Good luck anon.
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>>100540581
>Some other fighters like Uriah Hall I believe started around 35 as well.
This is fake news.
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NOOOO DOMINICK NO MORE
IM RETIRING
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>>100540618
I'm sorry. Not Uriah Hall.

Ovince Saint Preux, started fighting at 25 and started wrestling at like 28-29.

Why did I get them confused, they look nothing alike...
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>>100540793
>Why did I get them confused
>they look nothing alike...
Whatever you say anon
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>>100540184
>When you don't have legs, you automatically pass everyone's guard
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>>100540892
>When you don't have legs, you have no guard
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>>100539309
Only 1/5 punches connected
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>>100540956
Giganiggas only need one
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>>100539309
If Rozenstruik had more pop in that left hook, Mpembwo would have been out cold.
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>>100540998
funny how rozenpoop was lauded as some kind of good striker when nguanno just blitzed and annihilated him with ease, not to mention he couldn't do shit to reem for 24/25 minutes
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>>100540998
>>100541067
maybe if peepenpoop moved to his left or right at all he would have survived
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>>100541116
thats what im sayin b
everyone likes to shit on stipes boxing but even he had enough brainpower to move his head/duck and circle away
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>>100541067
>>100541116
Rozenstruik wins the rematch

>>100541201
Stipe got lucky. I have no idea how he survived those shots. He got caught clean several times.
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Romero vs Adesanya
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>>100541211
Zombie's Law - it's the shots that you don't see that heem you. Same reason why he was able to eat a million strikes from DC last fight
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>>100541227
unfair to compare this lanklet nerd to aidsesanya
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>>100539348
sauce
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>>100540581
Smallest two weightclasses. Cejudo. olympic wrestler.
Step up? Fucking rugby. But dude did SOME wrestling while young.
Khabib. Bear-style wreastling.
Then we got Usman. Wrestler.
Then... we got Israel. A non wrestler.
Jon Jones. Wrestled
Then Stiepe who atleast wrestled in high-school.

So wrestling is a big yes.

But most seem to use it as a base. Then add good kick boxing atop of it. Except for Khabib, and maybe Usman
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>>100540243
Fair enough
Maybe old aldo, but i dont think aldo likes yans style
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>>100541227
based liver kick from Martial Law
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>>100539242
No, unless you're a black guy
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>>100541420
I'm a wigger, is that close enough?
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>>100539264
missing collar-and elbow

and turkish oil wrestling
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>>100541359
One of Aldo's training partners said Yan came in once to help Aldo and Aldo pieced him up
Obviously that's years ago, just sparring and things change, but I wouldn't be surprised if it held up

I like Yan's style as I said, it's just crazy how much of the top 10 he's not fought and got a title shot. Maybe a bit too much of a push
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post your fight island walk out songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vet6-_A8W8
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>>100539242
It's tawlf B
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>>100541590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zndvqTc4P9I
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>>100541590
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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>>100539242
Cormier started MMA when he was 30, although he was an olympic wrestler before that. Have you ever been to the olympics?
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>>100539782
>marlon
Chinlet who'll get heemed by Yan.
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>>100541590
5 minute long brown note
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Dude he beat fricken Urijah Faber
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>>100541690
>Fighting another washed up can
Easy win then
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a sad day for world wide heem>>

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/aspen-ladd-turns-to-fans-for-help-after-beloved-dog-passes-away-other-dog-loses-leg/
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will things ever be the same bros?
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>>100541748
maybe she shouldnt have abused them so much
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>>100541757
Nah mexicos fucked m8
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Just took a big brown. Feeling great
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Goddammit coral come back
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>>100541777
Checked. Mexico BTFO
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>>100539794
literally just focus on cardio, body punches, takedown defense and you're set

don't ever try that fancy kicks, knee/elbow/backfist strike shit, it will get you countered and taken down every time

pure boxing in the stand up is King
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come ooon bros...all she needs is 1 leg for her dog. pleeease
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>>100541807
>pure boxing in the stand up is King
>gets TKOd by calf kicks in the 2nd round
Heh, nothing personnel, leglet.
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>>100541590
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9GNZkzyHC0k&t=1s
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>>100541807
That's more or less what I've theorized. Boxing plus the ability to check leg kicks. Solid wrestling plus submission defense drilling. It sounds easy in my head but it'll take at least 10 years to become muscle memory tier efficient.
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>>100541807
Lol good luck surviving when I kick your legs off son.
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>>100540581
>Randy Couture began wrestling at age 34
Wtf are you talking about? Couture has been wrestling since middle school.
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>>100541889
you are prolly the first and only one having read that novel
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>>100541884
>lands hard lefts on your liver while you're only on one leg
Gl;Hf, karate-sama.
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>passes your guard

heh, nothing personnel kid
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>>100541873
>the ability to check leg kicks
Do you actually understand what "checking leg kicks" mean? Let me spell it out for you, peach: it's an excrutiatingly painful bone on bone collision. It entails years and years of toughening your shinbones by making them unedrgo mechanical shocks so that they can in turn undergo additional growth and get tougher.

You will NEVER EVER be able to "check" a leg kick from someone who has practiced MT his entire life. A bone-on-bone collision (aka a "check") with a guy like that will leave you writhing on the floor in pain.
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>Ladd turns to fans for help
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mheanwile in england...
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>>100541971
>KO'd in the first exchange of the fight
>Was the bookie favorite
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>>100541951
Why are you simping for my hypothetical, imaginary opponent, Hans?
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>>100539264
>Using Common Era and not Before/After Christ
I can smell the onions from here
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>>100541982
I wish we could go back to when that was considered a perfect ass. I hate this niggerfication of society
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>>100541971
why didnt asspinladd just shoot for a takedown on germaynderan dummy
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>>100541996
Because I have actually sparred with a kickboxer as a pure boxer back in school and know what it means to check a leg kick against someone with far superior kicking technique and leg conditioning from personal experience.
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/heem/ is where the heart is
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Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo and the Gracies: >BJJ is the most effective grappling style on the planet

Catch wrestling: *blocks your path*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCai00QBEl4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4HMvKlhtZ0
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>>100541590
I'd play this when i walk out in heathen land Abu Dabhi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-umNsfZG_Jo
but they'd probably ban it, so i'd take this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM
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>>100542019
So you're taking your pain and frustration out by seething at some autistic American on 4chan?
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>>100542019
You sound like a homosexual, Germany.
Let's check these dubs.
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>>100542052
Uh, learn how to structure a post and adjust to the vernacular
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I'm a yuuuuge cormier fan but when he had his two kids repeat "my dad's the champ" when he said WHO'S THE CHAMP it was pretty cringe
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>>100542082
Dubs, why have you forsaken me? Bless me with them one more time, good Lord.
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>>100542111
nice trips, goof.
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>>100542111
Checked. Jesus always delivers.
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>>100542097
DC is a phony. It makes me happy that a real nigga like Jon made him cry
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>>100542071
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>>100542111
What a cringe poster. We traded in spainsperg and coral for these new crop of losers?
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>>100542134
>It makes me happy that a real nigga like Jon made him cry
Oh for sure
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>>100542147
fuck you and your lord you retarded gypsi
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>>100542161
yeah...one delusional germ and one spanish tourette runnin the board lol
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>>100541971
GDR heems Poones in the re-rematch
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>European posters
Can the mod just range ban these flags that have never produced a single UFC champ? What do they think they have to offer here anyway?
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>>100542168
Behave, Ahmed, and be silent, we don't want to wake the good old Germans and see the blood spill from your throat of rat.
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>>100542193
suck my dick you sandnigger!!
fuckin emeberassing clown
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>>100542198
Ahmed, stop with your homo ways, this is not your sand hut where you satisfy each others with your mouths.
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>>100542134
based
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>>100542205
Favorite new vegas companion? For me it's Raul the ghoul
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>>100542193
some tiny manlet spic tryin to improve!!
fuck you..ur mom..ur jesus...and whatever! ugly bastardious creature you. since when you think you are allowed to talk to a nordic german?
gipsy lineage you
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>>100542215
A true warrior only needs the company of God.
>"Caesar's will is the will of the Legion. And the west... all beneath the flag of the Great Bear exist to test the strength of the Legion.
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>>100542092
>le reddit spacing
fuck off, summerfag
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>>100542231
Nice larp, ahmed, no true German would dispespect a fellow member of the masterrace nor would claim they are a pure nordic race.
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>>100542236
get fucked by a mule you moneybeggin spaniard...i dont feel comfy as a german having nigger nations like you in the EU
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>>100542264
cry harder and suck harder and we'll give you more money again you useless dumb lazy cavemen
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>>100542193
luther was a faggot and is burning in hell forever
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>>100542264
thats enough attention for a untermensch like you now, mein neger.
go suck ur lords dick you looney.
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>>100539309

And people talk about how good this guy is. Will completely gas himself by round 2 for anyone that can dodge a punch
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>>100542282
>>100542290
>>100542300
> The vexation of a fool is known at once, but the prudent ignores an insult.
I should not have answered you in the first place. I misbehaved and now wait for the ban I deserve.
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>>100542320
no....coward bastard pls kys
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>>100542290
Mick, beaner, or jew?
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>rose has a chance
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some shit going on here
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>>100542264
Oliveniggers aren't white.
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>>100542334
best bros
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I had a dream that Conor and I went out to eat with his wife and my girlfriend and my mind just made this whole simulation feel so real I even asked him why he tapped in the KHAFAG fight and he said that he smelled really weird and he didn't want to be in there anymore smelling him so he thought about his millions of dollars and said "fuck this shit" and just tapped. I laughed, my girl laughed, Dee laughed, then I woke up... still no GF irl
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>>100542364
have money = have gf irl
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>>100542353
comfy rivalry before that weeb came along
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>>100542328
Mick american
and I'd heem luther and all the protestant leaders in one night while reciting a Rosary
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why is the german and the spaniard bickering? don't they know that /heem/ is a friendship simulator?
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>>100542380
Why do you fags hate Protestants so much? Catholics are just as pozzed from the reformations.
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>>100542063
https://youtu.be/VoF9HUvYPKs
Nah this is the right song to heem Khabib
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>>100542388

my friend is german and in high school he was the best mixed martial artist in our school everyone wanted him on his team we used to call him "cotton" so then one day we were all going to be placed in teams and this black kid said "i pick cotton" and then my other friend said "i bet you do" and then he got suspended! I miss high school
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gonna make a burger in a lil bit
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>>100542417
lawl
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I'm going to need a full list of addresses, names, phone numbers, work schedules and hangouts for every poster on this forum
I'm literally going to heem every here
I'm going to come over there, heem everyone and them turn the fury onto myself

heem? completed it mate.
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>>100541546
Mmmm yes...to both
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Decided to dump all the batter in the pan and just make a giant pancake and now I realize I have no strategy to flip it...
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>>100542431
N
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>>100542009
>tp
>tf
Makes sense
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>>100542431
You got a loicense to heem?
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>>100542447
Nvm lads I did it
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>>100542431
Just come to Serrabjj in Levittown. Ask for Paul C.
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>>100542483
Ayy nice job b
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>>100542402
Because they're wrong
being 'pozzed' or whatever is irrelevant so long as the religion itself is right, and it is. choosing religion because of how 'based' it is is just atheism and atheism is gay
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for sure finna bouta do somthin my guy

just watch
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>>100542431
612 Wharf Ave, Red Bank NJ
ask for Percy
come thru bitch
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>>100542431
suck a niggajewdick spaz. why dont you fulltime tranny post your adr?
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Favourite physicist?
It's gotta be Planck or Newton. By the way, Einsteinlets begone!
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>>100542497
Typical potato brained response.
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>>100542431
you stink of curry, Rajesh.
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>>100542431

can't forget about yourself
also week every especially yourself
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damn LW is stacked, lets talk about some of the dark horses in the divison

Charlies Oliveira finna get a title shot soon with one more win
Islam Macastenchenko (WGAF)
Drew Dober might be able to gadoosh some strikers
Diego Ferreira is a beast unironically and might be a bad match up for khabib, a Peahead rematch might be interesting at this point

thawlts? match ups? memes? please respond to my post
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>>100542576
rake yourself, leaf.
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>>100542505
This was the match that made me quit bjj and start a podcast
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>>100542547
I'm right
be mad prot
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>>100542595
>2000
wow this guy is OLD hahaha
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>>100542505
he literally solved bjj the same way Mayweather solved boxing
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>>100542596
I'm an atheist, formerly Catholic.
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>>100542602
lmao
monke detected
oooh ooh aah ah monke want banana?
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>>100542620
?
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>>100539242
Just kill yourself instead. Saves about 20 years and a lot of pain
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>>100542605
god pregnant girls are hot
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>>100542431
tell ya what I live at 6 Kalma lane Edgewood, NM 87105. Come on down to the ranch and try your luck with someone that sucks at fighting?? I'll leave the gate open for ya?? But you a scared little bitch that tallks shit on heem.
So show up let's just see what kinda meng you are.
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What's next for Tony "el poo pooey" Ferguson?
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>>100542722
robotony...
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>>100542722
Fighting ghosts and cte
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>>100542731
do americans actually find it funny that some people are brain damaged and have to cope with psychosis?
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>>100542009
literally still is. stop buying into the jewish mind control
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>>100542738
do australlians think it's well-adjusted behavior to attempt to guilt someone into thinking something isn't funny?
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>>100542738
In a word: Yes
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>>100542738

I legitimately feel like shit about the brain damage these guys endure but MMA is only sport I can watch without being bored so I keep on keeping on.
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>>100542750
haha fat cunt hamburger haha haha haha
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>>100542762
i'd dump you in the denny, cunt. clear out of here before i make fun of your retarded brother and laugh about it with my american friends.
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>>100542738
No, but it's the inevitable fate for almost all fighters.
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>>100542750
What's funny about it?
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>>100542738
You are a disgrace to your post-kinsmen and do them a disservice with this low energy queerdom.
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>>100542762
Do you enjoy watching emus fuck your wife?
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australia would be the perfect nuke testing area actually
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>>100542786
Dresden would be
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>>100542776
am*ricans are all niggers at heart, got it.
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>>100542791
has been you disgusting abbo. and they still managed to survive.
you'll not
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>>100542762
what kind of sandwich am I haha
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>>100542801
>you'll not
Why are ESL's so gay?
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Whew. Joined a discord group that was posted on /soc/ for the first time ever. Never experienced anything that miserable. Bunch of power tripping weebs making up for being bullied in school. Letting anyone that I didn't approve of use the internet was a mistake
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>>100542805
a cute one.
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>>100542801
> our jap allies are totally gonna conquer you
Fail
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>>100542812
The /heem/ discord is like a super shitty version of /heem/
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>>100542809
ah shut up you cringe clown haha haha.
i hope a giant bushfire kills yours like insects...in millions
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>>100542638

>Not posting the original

shiggy diggy
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>>100542820
Every person I have ever interacted with on discord has been an easily irritable, mentally ill freak. Weird how an app can attract such a specific demographic of losers
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>>100542821
it's more likely a truck of peace squashes you.
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>>100542576
Lw sucks. Don't know why people say it's stacked. WW is much more stacked and competitive. MW is starting to get stacked as well.
>Muh undefeated bird
>Muh Basedrier
>Muh Schizo elbows
>Muh Kevin Pee
All suck. Most of them are cutbabies who couldn't be ranked at WW
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next person that talks shit is getting dropped
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>>100542722
wait for geche to take a dive, then have duckbib run again
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>>100542507
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>>100542837
>WW is much more stacked and competitive.
>1/3 WW top 15 are LW washouts
Kek. WW is a joke.
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>>100542835
would you filthy bushppl stfu now pls?
i bet its some abbonigger posting...or some lesbian...you sound like a cunt ;)
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>the chad mestizo
>the virgin iberian
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Just read through the entire thread and didn't laugh once. Do better heem.
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>>100542851
Yeah ok Germoid maybe your hellhole will got a decent UFC fighter in the next 100 years
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>>100542431
bad son that doesn't know his own mom's address
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>>100542855
hungarian/russian diaspora actually, chief
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AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH NOOOO I'VE JUST REALISED THERE'S NO CARD THIS WEEKEND

WHAT THE HELL I NEED MY HEEMS HEEMS KEEP ME GOING HELP HELP WHAT THE HELL THERE SHOULD BE A CARD I'LL TAKE ANYTHING
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>>100542887
gased loooool
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>>100542722
if he’s a retard he will agree to fight poirier instead of just wait for khabib
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>>100542876
The Nr.1 WW contender fighting for the belt is a bum who got KTFO by Can Puker, lmao. WW is a joke, cope.
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>>100540184
how would this guy do in the ufc?
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>>100542893
>gased
in english now.
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>>100542897
thats the ausfag
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>>100542901
It's like based, but with more Zyklon B.
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>>100542890
hear's a heem *heems you dead*
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>>100539174
is tickling allowed in the UFC?
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>>100539646
>might beat Aldo
Aldo is thoroughly flushed and will get TKOd in the first
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>>100542895
Better than Basedrier fighting for a title any day of the week
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>>100540184
Who the fuck picks a fight with a kid with no legs
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>>100542913
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>>100542909
That's Moldova.
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>>100542910
nice, but shit like that is only funny if people get it from the start
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>>100542846
Nothing personnel kid it's just.... business!
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>>100542910
kek
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>>100541995
She had a terrible cut and was practically unconscious at the weigh-in. Brain can't rehydrate as fast as your body. She was always gonna get heemed
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So if Cain Velasquez fought Brendan P (Porterhouse) Schaub today, who would win?

>>100542928
me
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>>100542009
Tits are vastly superior to ass anyway
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>>100542945
austria-hungary says hello, hans.
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>>100542935
Trip on
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>>100542948
Got to give it to Schaub, b
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>>100542929
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>>100542009
Literally looks like a man from the waist down you homo
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>>100542951
my dick says hallo natasha
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>>100542929
reminds me of someone.
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>>100542968
Why do you know what a man's ass looks like, faggot?
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>>100542981
I bend over and check my ass in the mirror for poop after wiping
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>>100539309
>the virgin measured and technical kickboxer vs the chad just run chin forward windmilling haymakers and get lucky
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>>100542968
I hope you're at least black otherwise it's sad how much of an easily influenced cuck you are. Imagine being attracted to gross flabby fat cellulite ridden asses because the media tells you to
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>>100542972
except statistically the average hungarian dick is nearly a full inch bigger than germans, you're nothing and you have nothing.

and if hungary wants to gear up and take over germany again you better believe i'm abandoning my citizenship to murder gercucks like you.
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>>100542997
u been in a coma girl?
thats no news
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>>100543006
tl;dr find someone elses atrraction you borderlining whore
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>>100542875
So you can get the same pie for $2.50 in Jamaica that costs you $3 in the Bahamas! Why?

These are just the pie rates of the Caribbean
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>>100542431
Come to Nogueira Brothers BJJ - São Paulo
Ask for Felipe F.
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>>100542797
dance for use aussie
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>>100543028
you love me regardless, faggot
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>>100543053
post the webm
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>>100543061
Why use the f word? Plenty of other less problematic words.
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>>100543061
only if ur dead enough, dear my lady haha haha haha
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>>100543068
Based. Homophobia is so tired and pointless
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some would say the diciest
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>>100543061
yeah why dont you behave urself you fucking autist?
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fuck you all!
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yeah gotta wait till her epilepsy strokes are gone again
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>>100543092
you initiated this, mate
>>100543113
you're based
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>Hello fighters. Good evening friends and family. Welcome coaches, sponsors, promoters, managers, news media, and special guests. It’s an honor to have you all here during these difficult times.

>And now, if I may have your attention please, I would like to make one very important announcement.
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>>100542264
>>100542282
What a bunch of losers
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im a heemer and a coomer, this combination is literally unbeatable. dont lay ur eyes on me unless u want that orbital broke, son. wouldnt wanna have to stunt on ya
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>>100543123
you have our attention
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>>100543123
Go on...
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>>100543151
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>>100539309
he just needed to not throw a kick
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>>100543151
Me on the bottom right
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>>100543174
there's levels to this
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>>100539174
I feel like a lot of heemsters have a TKO loss to a flight of stairs.
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>>100543132
barely know what you said, mate
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>>100543123
Hahaha I like where this is going hahah
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>>100543172
kys
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>>100542911
I'm back

THERE'S STILL NO HEEMS THIS WEEKEND
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>>100543217
learn to fight
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>>100543235
I want to but I'm on the spectrum and it's intimidating.
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>>100543234
*throws you just a kick*
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>>100543235
shut up and be usefull...go make a sandwhich
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>>100541067
Well he had the right idea backing up, he avoided a lot of those swings, the issue is he should have just focused on avoiding, those were complete wingers and Rozenstruik wasn't able to generate any power as he was backing up so why bother
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>>100543265
learn to fight
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>>100543272
>Well he had the right idea backing up
no, he didn't.
you should watch tyson vs holyfield, yeah it's boxing and tyson is shorter than ngannou, but it shows somebody countering wild power punches extremely effectively over and over again
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>>100543284
4oz gloves and a cage make a world of difference
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>>100543278
this is the correct way to deal with the german autist, way better than my chimping out
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Fuck kikes. Fuck niggers. Fuck chinks, mudslimes, and pajeets. Fuck women. Fuck shitskins. Fuck everyone who isn’t a blue eyed white skinned man. White power.
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>>100542052
>Laughs in luta livre
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>>100543319
Hey man that's not very nice, white people with brown eyes need love too.
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>>100543319
You need women to propagate the white race.
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>>100543319
*Heems you*
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>>100543319
HE CUTE
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>>100543330
Yeah, I'm only 1/4 wop. What did I do wrong?
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>>100543284
This >>100543301
Also, Rozenstruik isn't Holyfield. He's a big heavyweight and he's not that fast. He was not going to slip and counter those
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>>100543319
but you are american
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>>100543381
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>>100543335
this heem almost makes me lol, so cartoony
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>>100543381
There are entire regions of the US that are like 99% white. All the shitskins are close to the border and black people stay in their enclaves in the cities.
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>>100543342
wops are based, my favourite white people
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>>100542483
based
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>>100542505
schwlaub shutdown at its best b
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thoughts on mengs?
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>>100543422
pûr violins meng
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>>100543317
suck a herrenrasse dick and die dumb whore....you gotta learn to deal with ur own sick self first.
also all your dirty anchestors deserved to get gased...so stop crying
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>>100543394
>>100543396
holy cope
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@100543427
don't care enough anymore, sorry
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>>100543439
why do you awkward thot visit heem? tell me the reason. what are you lookin for?
noone here exept that mexican shitskin maybe..is gonna lay you down
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he's still going, lol.
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>>100543438
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could prime alex jones make a run for the welterweight strap?
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>>100543463
yeah sure..some reddit loser lookin for attraction. what lol? you aint funny at all.
go back in your moms basement bloody virgin
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>>100543476
How tall is Alex Jones? I find it hard to believe that's 170 unless he's a manlet.
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>>100543489
he's 5'9, he wouldn't walk around at 170
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>>100543489
He’s a head taller than Rogan so yeah he’s a certified manlet
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>>100543489
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>>100543507
Isn't Rogan 5'8" or is even that inflated?
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Heeminder that the Groningen BJJ gym sex scandal is gonna take down the Dutch BJJ scene
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>>100543508
oof.

If you don't make Rogan look small, you're a certified manlet
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>>100543512
He's 5'5
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@100543478
i'm starting to feel bad for you, genuinely.
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>>100543508
wish they were my dads
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>>100543508
>posting the shopped version
Why?
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>>100543508
the ground doesn't seem level here, you see that alex's knees are like 2 inches below joe's.
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>>100543525
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>>100543521
no. you are just an butthurt emo diva. thats why you cant stop. you have your sick mind not under control and crave for attention of the male audience here multifaggot
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>>100543521
post atleast tits you dumb whore
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Does anyone actually care about Holm v. Aldana? Why do they keep making all these wmma main events?
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heeminder alex jones had a jew wife and his gay controlled opposition show is produced by jews. buy guns and ammo, love your families.
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>>100543543
>>100543551
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Chase Hooper
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>>100543552
post the full heem mat
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>>100543554
tits retarded bitch...tits or gtfo already
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>>100542364
Dreams are just unfulfilled wishes. Please don't ever feel compelled to alert the internet that you wish you had interesting friends and a girl friend again. We can probably just assume that about most people here.
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>>100543554
That's a potentially dangerous case of bitch lean.
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>>100543559
have sex
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What am I gonna say? You can’t do that?
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>>100543595
this is genuine schizo shit. report this man to the medics ASAP
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>>100543613
lawl
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Christ, these trannies are still going back and forth?
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If someone were trying to heem me I would simply move out of the way and heem them
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Deiveson Figueiredo
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>>100543638
>*heems you with a heat seeking punch*
Nice try bitch
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>>100543396
>black people
What a fucking cuck. lmao
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>>100542993
Based poopfree anon
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>>100543648
Apaulo Acosta
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>>100543638
kinda does work like that if you box desu
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>>100543712
sounds funny coming from a kangooroo
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Dana honeydicked us all, here i thought they'd be fighting outside with a cage sitting on the sand
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My boy Gaethje is the only fighter in lightweight without terrible losses
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>>100543722
meet me outside hungry jacks ill flog you dogcunt
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>>100543738
engrish pls
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>>100543732
idk, trying to thai clinch eddie alvarez only to get your head kneed off your shoulders was pretty terrible
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>>100543331
yes but it doesn't mean i have to like them
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>>100543732
*heemed by eddieeeeeeeeee*
*heemed by dustbin*
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>>100543759
fair enough
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>>100543761
Eddie was a champ. Dustin was an interim champ.
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>mugumbo is a class act
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>>100543732
Getting heemed by Alvarez as a 'power puncher' ain't great
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wish there were fights on
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>>100543789
true ffs...lost to a literally dwarf :/
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>>100543724
>bro just host 5 hour fight nights and PPVs in 107 degree heat lmao
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>>100543809
When he talked about fight island no one thought he meant fucking Abu Dhabi. Of course it'd be stupid to have it outside there.
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wow a female heemster. Time to show myself from my best side. Don't drag me into deep waters please
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>>100543828
gl bro
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>>100543829
Sun is coming up, buddy. We should sleep. No homo
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>>100543840
true....goddamned americanos kept us awake again^^
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whats going on
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How can I ever reply to an aussie now. I'm nervous
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>>100543867
as it should be
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>>100543865
couple of discord proxyfaggots going back and forth and mods nowhere to be found
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i could get off the couch and heem anytranny itt
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>And Khabib secures back mount, Gaethje needs to get out of this position and get to his feet if he wants to make it to the end of this round. He is in serious trouble right no- OHHHH big shots from Khabib there and now he's looking to pull down Justin's pants, this is about to be over ladies and gentlemen.
>And how about that little peck on the cheek from Khabib as a show of respect? You love to see it
>Gaethje trying to scramble out of this position, this is not good for him. Khabib is looking to insert the penis into Justin's buttho- and there it is, it's in. The ref is going to stop this any second now.
>KHABIB LOOKING TO FINISH
>Another big power thrust there from Khabib, and you can just tell the difference in skill level here. And those guys are so slippery in there with all the sweat so he's just going in and out at will.
>And Joe, you start to wonder if Gaethje's corner is thinking about throwing in the towel at this point to prevent any further injury to their fighter
>And it looks lik- yep there it is, he crempied him and Herb is gonna stop this
>KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV GETS IT DONE HERE IN THE FOURTH ROUND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE PATH TO THE LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE STILL RUNS THROUGH DAGESTAN
>Wow, Justin still out cold on the ground there and he is just absolutely plastered in cum
>And Khabib still ejaculating right now. *laughs* I love it. Just incredible. There must be something in the water over in Dagestan.
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>>100543552
Me. I do.
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>>100543867
Imagine getting nervous because of a kangaroo fucker.
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these feelings are difficult to deal with.
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>>100543979
Cry harder you pathetic monkey
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>>100543984
wtf is this real?
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>>100543989
eh meng just pure violence
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>>100543988
faggot
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So I heard you guys like heems
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>>100544013
Clearly not, the resident faggots were too busy drooling over some fat tranny.
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i thought yan was a featherweight
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>>100544013
we'll see what happens
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>>100543984
he is forever anti boy status now
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>>100543984
Hope this cutbabby fag gets permaheemed.
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Ever notice how haters never talm shit to Schaubs face?
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>>100544034
nate diaz called him a bitch to his face bro, left shrub totally shook
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>>100544048
Nate was the one who ran away b
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>>100541777
Mexico BTFO by a leaf
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>>100544057
Just because you turned 360 degrees and walked away doesn't mean he was the one who ran, b.
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>>100544057
https://youtu.be/ba1XWuysFaI
>I have no prawlms with you
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>>100544066
Schaub held his ground and won the story and presumably the fight.
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spain be like

jesus n shiet
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scob vs nate openweight bout
book it dana
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Bruh stop cappin
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>>100544086
>>100544092
>>100544094
Is this the spammer?
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>>100544106
Following a detailed analysis I have concluded that this bout was fixed.
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Have you ever felt bad that you enjoy watching people's brains get rattled around and their lives shortened?
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>>100544123
t.pussy female
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>>100540175
Yeah, really makes me question my sexuality.
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>>100544106
g-G-g-g-GAD-D-DOOSH
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>>100544134
The power of Christ compelled her haha.
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>>100544134
>heer sleepy
>not sheem sleepy
brainlet
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>>100544106
Didn't know Rogan fought Mighty Mouse. Why didn't he use his kicks?
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>>100544134
she has nice tits
a shame what happened
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>>100544106
damn, that's like the equivalent of a lightweight beating a heavyweight
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>>100544103
this one was me>>100544092 and no i am not
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There's too many coomers on /v/.
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>>100544164
/v/ is based if only for titty threads and shitposting
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I want to beast Andrade's peach
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>>100544185
Isn't she a dyke? Or is that a different one?
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Guys why did Aussie and Fancy get cancelled?
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My bitch and I only drink sparkling wartar.
What are you afraid of bubbles, bitch?
Pussy ass dudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Y4wCDPQ8U
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>>100544123
I lament being born too late for gladiators
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Could someone please post a webm of Dustin doing those hammerfist chops against Hooker?
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>>100544244
Hopefully things swing back around and society becomes accepting of death matches again. Imagine if we got to see 5 full grown males vs a silverback gorilla.
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>>100544254
Never gonna happen incel. Society is progressing, moving forward.
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>>100544239
Absolute pottery that Jordan Peterson's daughter of all people turned out to be a skank.
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>>100544286
thas rite
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>>100544254
Oh that thing will rip you to shreds
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>>100544286
Things are getting more degenerate if anything.
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>>100544301
open and progressive*
degenerate is a nazi buzzword
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welcome to the suga show
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>>100544348
I'm thinking at least 9 title defences
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>>100544348
Are white people allowed to have the "suga" moniker?
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>>100544348
is that what they call it nowadays?
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>>100544369
Moniker
Mah niker
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>>100541590
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
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>>100543989
>>100544029
>>100544032

>not understand jokes

Of course he's just trolling a guy as alpha as him and I always troll these type of things to bait incels like (you) into a response....

for example.... >>100543561
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>uncle chael
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>>100544239
Not taking any advice from a chinlet
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>>100544405
chael got rid of his reddit outros due to negative feedback from heem, he is /ourguy/
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>>100544393
based and monkey pilled
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>>100542364
Yes you sound like a virgin
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>>100544405
https://youtu.be/MBgq8Xw_bSk
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>>100544405
>>100544438
I don't get why nobody cares about him being a life long drug cheat
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>>100544458
Because he's a funny reddit fighter
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>>100544348
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>>100544458
t. standing on 3rd base wearing a catcher's mitt
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>>100544460
Based. Silva was the original 4chan fighter.
>heem or be (lol) heemed
>a real one
>autistic
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>>100539242
You could make it into BKFC
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>>100544464
seanor mcsugah
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>>100544239
Her face looks like this girls face
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>>100544154
Post link to said tits bro
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if the german wanted to combine 'based' with 'zyklon b', wouldn't the word 'based' itself simply have sufficed?
'gased' was awkward
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>>100544287
how is she a skank
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Is there really a heemster named Paul C who trains with Matt Serra?
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>>100543552
>Does anyone actually care about Holm v. Aldana? Why do they keep making all these wmma main events?
you don't like you don't buy
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>>100543552
WMMA is the corner stone of the sport. Caz, please go.
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>>100544552
That isn't her husband.
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>>100544615
Sorry Liberia but no one here has paid for a ppv in some time. Not even the measly 5 dollars a month for espn plus. So your statement doesnt really apply to anyone here.
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>>100544598
Yep. Me.
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will rose namajunas win her bout against jessia andrage
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>>100544651
rip knees
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>>100542215
Boone /thread/
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Rose kino is back on the menu boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6RlCpvqk4
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>>100544651
RIP my dick
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>>100544651
Why do people still do this exercise
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>>100544712
kek
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>>100544712
consume an alpha male's semen
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arianny celeste, mother of world first half botox half human baby
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Jen "Funkbred" Maskrendal. Name a more powerful fighter.
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>>100544829
mickey perry wipes the floor with that bum
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NOT LIKE DIS
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Let the malay make the thread
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>>100544880
he isn't a malay
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>>100544848
mickey perry looks like the next dagestani shithead
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Islam has just jumped into #11 place in the official UFC rankings. Top 10 can't duck him anymore.

Time for a run at the strap, brazza.
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>pisslam magomedov
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conor v islam would be fotc
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No no no brazza I not fite dis year. Dis not Khabibtime dis coronatime brazza. I'll be back in 2024 brazza alhamdulilah inshallah.
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Let the Yeti make the thread.
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Boycott wmma
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>>100543929
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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whats a yeti? it sounds like a made up animal from star wars or some shit
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>>100543929
10/10 for effort brazza
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>>100543929
my guy you have issues
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>>100544651
what is it...a birth or somethin?
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new
>>100545288
>>100545288
>>100545288
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>>100543929
Jesus.
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>>100542505
>schaub is hated by blow job jitsuers beacuse he invalidated their blow job "start on knees lmfao9" jutsu
Absolutely pathetic
Onions on apparatus
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>>100542997
niggers aren't chad
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>>100539264
>No sport or combat Sambo
uh....
>>100539626
Can't wait to see you in the HW division fighting Greg Hardy in some pathetic showing where the both of you gas out within the first 180 seconds. Enjoy your service-industry-tier wage and happy fighting my dude, you can definitely make it.
>>100540184
My guy just soccer kick him in the face
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