>>100539174Can I start martial arts now at 22 and make it to the UFC?
>>100539264Where's heem? Not a real martial arts then.
just got a win for the heem cod crew
>>100539286Keep up the good work b
>>100539264have that as one of my wallpapers>>100539282/heem/ is all of those combined
>>100539309I doubt that I can punch nearly as hard as him and he's an inch taller than me.
>>100539348>them big soft thighsShe taps to the first leg kick.
>>100539264Can someone explain why kickboxing 'originated' in the netherlandsalso why is there literally no german mma or kickboxing fightet and they are literally neighbors and have a 10 times bigger populationI dont get itInb4 dennis siver and that arab guy from hamburg
>>100539242Depends on how much you weigh. If you're below 185 then you can forget it.
>>100539348If my penis was a pole and ufc was a striper competitionShe would do great imho... But thats a lot of if's
>>100539242Yes mgoomba started a year ago and look where he is now
>>100539518It didn't originate in the Netherlands.>>100539594I'm currently a fat fuck at 225 but I'm 6'3".
I think Petr Yan is overratedBut I also think he might be able to beat current Aldo at 135I don't think that fight accurately depicts the #1 BW in the World
>>100539402Then the choice is very simple my guy
>>100539626Means nothing. You can probably make it as a HW but you need to get fit first and fast.
>>100539242Are you a semi-attractive female? Then yes.
>>100539518The Dutch perfected their kicking techniques while their fingers were busy plugging up holes in dykes.
>>100539286Good work b keep slaying it
>>100539646marlon is the best bantamweight no matter how much the ufc screws him over
>>100539671What's the HW meta? How do I counter it while I'm playing catch-up with the guys who have been competing their entire lives?
>>100539242Yes. But without significant physical talent or natural learning ability, you'll be at a severe disadvantage. Still entirely possible tho. JUST DO IT
>>100539174Wake up Pissrael, its all over
>>100539807Not your blog
>>100539646Dude is relentless and keeps going forward, i like his mauling style and he kept delivering He sometimes is too open for counters but that aside, very very goodI dont see how he is overrated?
>>100539626Loose weight then, get your ass up and motivate urselfAlso i just read up on kickboxing, so apparently the major ones are usa kickboxing dutchkickboxing but both were influenced by japanese where it apparently originated, but in general its a broad term and can be traced back to muay thai and some other crap jitsu
>Its just business!>Please don't kill me!>My foot was a balloon!
>>100539995The Wikipedia page (for as much credibility as that has) says that it originated in Japan and then got popular in the US a few decades later. Supposedly it was just karate kicks, but with boxing added in.
Heem time skinny
>>100540110His lips make me uncomfortable.
Two questions heem>1 can he fight in the ufc>2 can he heem u
"IM REALLY GONNA DECISION YOU YOU DIRTY KIWI"-Dustin Poirier
>>100540184No and no
>>100539242Yes but you need a good manager to build you up a career of fighting cans.Get at least a 10-0 record before considering the UFC. Make sure you are ready first.I'd say 3 years training. (You will be 25)Then 3 years training and fighting. (You will be 28).At 3 fights a year if you win them all you'll be at 10-0 by age 28-29.That's assuming you don't fight someone way above your level and get a bunch of early losses that will make you look like a bum.
>>100540184>dat takedown>dat gnp>dat octagon control>catlike reflexes at 0:30Would unironically fuck my shit up
>>100539908>I dont see how he is overrated?I just don't feel he has really faced top level competition. He has no wins in the top 5, and only one win in the top 10, Jimmie Rivera. I think he could be pretty exposed, I like his style but there hasn't been enough there yet. I think the UFC are billing him up to be more than he has shown and I'm just letting you guys know so you're not surprised if Aldo makes him look basic. But as I said I also don't think current Aldo is the same, so I could see him being clipped. I feel like the #1 BW fight should be something else
>>100540241You can be an elite HW at age 35 if you wanted lol.
>>100540243>I feel like the #1 BW fight should be something elseThat's Aljamain currently. Moraes also still exists.
>>100540241Let's say I have the freedom and funds to move and train at one of the top 5 mma gyms as well. Should I go to a gym that focuses on wrestlefucking, or will the meta have changed in 10 year's time?
>>100540184He's technically a downed opponent every moment, so you can't just run up and kick him in the head.How good is his d'arce? Can he do an imanari from that position?
>>100540184>This cowardHow you finna feint and control the distance against a guy with no limbs?
>>1005401841. No2. Yes, unironically
>>100540327Wrestlefucking will always be the most useful, but if you don't have some sort of college D1 background prepare not to get any respect.Also cardio, cardio, cardio. Even if you are shit at striking like Nate Diaz, if your cardio outlasts your opponent then it doesn't matter.Don't fight any big jiu jitsu specialists until you are ready.The earliest Champions were wrestlers, most of the Champions now are wrestlers.Randy Couture began wrestling at age 34, and became multiple time Champion. Some other fighters like Uriah Hall I believe started around 35 as well.22 is young enough but be patient and take your time. Your prime will come in age 28-35 if you begin training seriously right now.Good luck anon.
>>100540581>Some other fighters like Uriah Hall I believe started around 35 as well.This is fake news.
NOOOO DOMINICK NO MOREIM RETIRING
>>100540618I'm sorry. Not Uriah Hall.Ovince Saint Preux, started fighting at 25 and started wrestling at like 28-29.Why did I get them confused, they look nothing alike...
>>100540793>Why did I get them confused>they look nothing alike...Whatever you say anon
>>100540184>When you don't have legs, you automatically pass everyone's guard
>>100540892>When you don't have legs, you have no guard
>>100539309Only 1/5 punches connected
>>100540956Giganiggas only need one
>>100539309If Rozenstruik had more pop in that left hook, Mpembwo would have been out cold.
>>100540998funny how rozenpoop was lauded as some kind of good striker when nguanno just blitzed and annihilated him with ease, not to mention he couldn't do shit to reem for 24/25 minutes
>>100540998>>100541067maybe if peepenpoop moved to his left or right at all he would have survived
>>100541116thats what im sayin beveryone likes to shit on stipes boxing but even he had enough brainpower to move his head/duck and circle away
>>100541067>>100541116Rozenstruik wins the rematch>>100541201Stipe got lucky. I have no idea how he survived those shots. He got caught clean several times.
Romero vs Adesanya
>>100541211Zombie's Law - it's the shots that you don't see that heem you. Same reason why he was able to eat a million strikes from DC last fight
>>100541227unfair to compare this lanklet nerd to aidsesanya
>>100540581Smallest two weightclasses. Cejudo. olympic wrestler.Step up? Fucking rugby. But dude did SOME wrestling while young.Khabib. Bear-style wreastling.Then we got Usman. Wrestler.Then... we got Israel. A non wrestler.Jon Jones. WrestledThen Stiepe who atleast wrestled in high-school.So wrestling is a big yes.But most seem to use it as a base. Then add good kick boxing atop of it. Except for Khabib, and maybe Usman
>>100540243Fair enoughMaybe old aldo, but i dont think aldo likes yans style
>>100541227based liver kick from Martial Law
>>100539242No, unless you're a black guy
>>100541420I'm a wigger, is that close enough?
>>100539264missing collar-and elbowand turkish oil wrestling
>>100541359One of Aldo's training partners said Yan came in once to help Aldo and Aldo pieced him upObviously that's years ago, just sparring and things change, but I wouldn't be surprised if it held upI like Yan's style as I said, it's just crazy how much of the top 10 he's not fought and got a title shot. Maybe a bit too much of a push
post your fight island walk out songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vet6-_A8W8
>>100539242It's tawlf B
>>100539242Cormier started MMA when he was 30, although he was an olympic wrestler before that. Have you ever been to the olympics?
>>100539782>marlonChinlet who'll get heemed by Yan.
>>1005415905 minute long brown note
Dude he beat fricken Urijah Faber
>>100541690>Fighting another washed up canEasy win then
a sad day for world wide heem>>https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/aspen-ladd-turns-to-fans-for-help-after-beloved-dog-passes-away-other-dog-loses-leg/
will things ever be the same bros?
>>100541748maybe she shouldnt have abused them so much
>>100541757Nah mexicos fucked m8
Just took a big brown. Feeling great
Goddammit coral come back
>>100541777Checked. Mexico BTFO
>>100539794literally just focus on cardio, body punches, takedown defense and you're setdon't ever try that fancy kicks, knee/elbow/backfist strike shit, it will get you countered and taken down every timepure boxing in the stand up is King
come ooon bros...all she needs is 1 leg for her dog. pleeease
>>100541807>pure boxing in the stand up is King>gets TKOd by calf kicks in the 2nd roundHeh, nothing personnel, leglet.
>>100541807That's more or less what I've theorized. Boxing plus the ability to check leg kicks. Solid wrestling plus submission defense drilling. It sounds easy in my head but it'll take at least 10 years to become muscle memory tier efficient.
>>100541807Lol good luck surviving when I kick your legs off son.
>>100540581>Randy Couture began wrestling at age 34Wtf are you talking about? Couture has been wrestling since middle school.
>>100541889you are prolly the first and only one having read that novel
>>100541846>>100541884>lands hard lefts on your liver while you're only on one legGl;Hf, karate-sama.
>passes your guardheh, nothing personnel kid
>>100541873>the ability to check leg kicksDo you actually understand what "checking leg kicks" mean? Let me spell it out for you, peach: it's an excrutiatingly painful bone on bone collision. It entails years and years of toughening your shinbones by making them unedrgo mechanical shocks so that they can in turn undergo additional growth and get tougher.You will NEVER EVER be able to "check" a leg kick from someone who has practiced MT his entire life. A bone-on-bone collision (aka a "check") with a guy like that will leave you writhing on the floor in pain.
>Ladd turns to fans for help
mheanwile in england...
>>100541971>KO'd in the first exchange of the fight>Was the bookie favorite
>>100541951Why are you simping for my hypothetical, imaginary opponent, Hans?
>>100539264>Using Common Era and not Before/After ChristI can smell the onions from here
>>100541982I wish we could go back to when that was considered a perfect ass. I hate this niggerfication of society
>>100541971why didnt asspinladd just shoot for a takedown on germaynderan dummy
>>100541996Because I have actually sparred with a kickboxer as a pure boxer back in school and know what it means to check a leg kick against someone with far superior kicking technique and leg conditioning from personal experience.
/heem/ is where the heart is
Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo and the Gracies: >BJJ is the most effective grappling style on the planetCatch wrestling: *blocks your path*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCai00QBEl4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4HMvKlhtZ0
>>100541590I'd play this when i walk out in heathen land Abu Dabhihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-umNsfZG_Jobut they'd probably ban it, so i'd take this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM
>>100542019So you're taking your pain and frustration out by seething at some autistic American on 4chan?
>>100542019You sound like a homosexual, Germany.Let's check these dubs.
>>100542052Uh, learn how to structure a post and adjust to the vernacular
I'm a yuuuuge cormier fan but when he had his two kids repeat "my dad's the champ" when he said WHO'S THE CHAMP it was pretty cringe
>>100542082Dubs, why have you forsaken me? Bless me with them one more time, good Lord.
>>100542111nice trips, goof.
>>100542111Checked. Jesus always delivers.
>>100542097DC is a phony. It makes me happy that a real nigga like Jon made him cry
>>100542111What a cringe poster. We traded in spainsperg and coral for these new crop of losers?
>>100542134>It makes me happy that a real nigga like Jon made him cryOh for sure
>>100542147fuck you and your lord you retarded gypsi
>>100542161yeah...one delusional germ and one spanish tourette runnin the board lol
>>100541971GDR heems Poones in the re-rematch
>European postersCan the mod just range ban these flags that have never produced a single UFC champ? What do they think they have to offer here anyway?
>>100542168Behave, Ahmed, and be silent, we don't want to wake the good old Germans and see the blood spill from your throat of rat.
>>100542193suck my dick you sandnigger!!fuckin emeberassing clown
>>100542198Ahmed, stop with your homo ways, this is not your sand hut where you satisfy each others with your mouths.
>>100542205Favorite new vegas companion? For me it's Raul the ghoul
>>100542193some tiny manlet spic tryin to improve!!fuck you..ur mom..ur jesus...and whatever! ugly bastardious creature you. since when you think you are allowed to talk to a nordic german?gipsy lineage you
>>100542215A true warrior only needs the company of God.>"Caesar's will is the will of the Legion. And the west... all beneath the flag of the Great Bear exist to test the strength of the Legion.
>>100542092>le reddit spacingfuck off, summerfag
>>100542231Nice larp, ahmed, no true German would dispespect a fellow member of the masterrace nor would claim they are a pure nordic race.
>>100542236get fucked by a mule you moneybeggin spaniard...i dont feel comfy as a german having nigger nations like you in the EU
>>100542264cry harder and suck harder and we'll give you more money again you useless dumb lazy cavemen
>>100542193luther was a faggot and is burning in hell forever
>>100542264thats enough attention for a untermensch like you now, mein neger.go suck ur lords dick you looney.
>>100539309And people talk about how good this guy is. Will completely gas himself by round 2 for anyone that can dodge a punch
>>100542282>>100542290>>100542300> The vexation of a fool is known at once, but the prudent ignores an insult. I should not have answered you in the first place. I misbehaved and now wait for the ban I deserve.
>>100542320no....coward bastard pls kys
>>100542290Mick, beaner, or jew?
>rose has a chance
some shit going on here
>>100542264Oliveniggers aren't white.
I had a dream that Conor and I went out to eat with his wife and my girlfriend and my mind just made this whole simulation feel so real I even asked him why he tapped in the KHAFAG fight and he said that he smelled really weird and he didn't want to be in there anymore smelling him so he thought about his millions of dollars and said "fuck this shit" and just tapped. I laughed, my girl laughed, Dee laughed, then I woke up... still no GF irl
>>100542364have money = have gf irl
>>100542353comfy rivalry before that weeb came along
>>100542328Mick americanand I'd heem luther and all the protestant leaders in one night while reciting a Rosary
why is the german and the spaniard bickering? don't they know that /heem/ is a friendship simulator?
>>100542380Why do you fags hate Protestants so much? Catholics are just as pozzed from the reformations.
>>100542063https://youtu.be/VoF9HUvYPKsNah this is the right song to heem Khabib
>>100542388my friend is german and in high school he was the best mixed martial artist in our school everyone wanted him on his team we used to call him "cotton" so then one day we were all going to be placed in teams and this black kid said "i pick cotton" and then my other friend said "i bet you do" and then he got suspended! I miss high school
gonna make a burger in a lil bit
I'm going to need a full list of addresses, names, phone numbers, work schedules and hangouts for every poster on this forumI'm literally going to heem every hereI'm going to come over there, heem everyone and them turn the fury onto myselfheem? completed it mate.
>>100541546Mmmm yes...to both
Decided to dump all the batter in the pan and just make a giant pancake and now I realize I have no strategy to flip it...
>>100542431You got a loicense to heem?
>>100542447Nvm lads I did it
>>100542431Just come to Serrabjj in Levittown. Ask for Paul C.
>>100542483Ayy nice job b
>>100542402Because they're wrongbeing 'pozzed' or whatever is irrelevant so long as the religion itself is right, and it is. choosing religion because of how 'based' it is is just atheism and atheism is gay
for sure finna bouta do somthin my guyjust watch
>>100542431612 Wharf Ave, Red Bank NJask for Percycome thru bitch
>>100542431suck a niggajewdick spaz. why dont you fulltime tranny post your adr?
Favourite physicist?It's gotta be Planck or Newton. By the way, Einsteinlets begone!
>>100542497Typical potato brained response.
>>100542431you stink of curry, Rajesh.
>>100542431can't forget about yourselfalso week every especially yourself
damn LW is stacked, lets talk about some of the dark horses in the divisonCharlies Oliveira finna get a title shot soon with one more winIslam Macastenchenko (WGAF)Drew Dober might be able to gadoosh some strikersDiego Ferreira is a beast unironically and might be a bad match up for khabib, a Peahead rematch might be interesting at this pointthawlts? match ups? memes? please respond to my post
>>100542576rake yourself, leaf.
>>100542505This was the match that made me quit bjj and start a podcast
>>100542547I'm rightbe mad prot
>>100542595>2000wow this guy is OLD hahaha
>>100542505he literally solved bjj the same way Mayweather solved boxing
>>100542596I'm an atheist, formerly Catholic.
>>100542602lmaomonke detectedoooh ooh aah ah monke want banana?
>>100539242Just kill yourself instead. Saves about 20 years and a lot of pain
>>100542605god pregnant girls are hot
>>100542431tell ya what I live at 6 Kalma lane Edgewood, NM 87105. Come on down to the ranch and try your luck with someone that sucks at fighting?? I'll leave the gate open for ya?? But you a scared little bitch that tallks shit on heem.So show up let's just see what kinda meng you are.
What's next for Tony "el poo pooey" Ferguson?
>>100542722Fighting ghosts and cte
>>100542731do americans actually find it funny that some people are brain damaged and have to cope with psychosis?
>>100542009literally still is. stop buying into the jewish mind control
>>100542738do australlians think it's well-adjusted behavior to attempt to guilt someone into thinking something isn't funny?
>>100542738In a word: Yes
>>100542738I legitimately feel like shit about the brain damage these guys endure but MMA is only sport I can watch without being bored so I keep on keeping on.
>>100542750haha fat cunt hamburger haha haha haha
>>100542762i'd dump you in the denny, cunt. clear out of here before i make fun of your retarded brother and laugh about it with my american friends.
>>100542738No, but it's the inevitable fate for almost all fighters.
>>100542750What's funny about it?
>>100542738You are a disgrace to your post-kinsmen and do them a disservice with this low energy queerdom.
>>100542762Do you enjoy watching emus fuck your wife?
australia would be the perfect nuke testing area actually
>>100542786Dresden would be
>>100542776am*ricans are all niggers at heart, got it.
>>100542791has been you disgusting abbo. and they still managed to survive.you'll not
>>100542762what kind of sandwich am I haha
>>100542801>you'll notWhy are ESL's so gay?
Whew. Joined a discord group that was posted on /soc/ for the first time ever. Never experienced anything that miserable. Bunch of power tripping weebs making up for being bullied in school. Letting anyone that I didn't approve of use the internet was a mistake
>>100542805a cute one.
>>100542801> our jap allies are totally gonna conquer youFail
>>100542812The /heem/ discord is like a super shitty version of /heem/
>>100542809ah shut up you cringe clown haha haha.i hope a giant bushfire kills yours like insects...in millions
>>100542638>Not posting the originalshiggy diggy
>>100542820Every person I have ever interacted with on discord has been an easily irritable, mentally ill freak. Weird how an app can attract such a specific demographic of losers
>>100542821it's more likely a truck of peace squashes you.
>>100542576Lw sucks. Don't know why people say it's stacked. WW is much more stacked and competitive. MW is starting to get stacked as well.>Muh undefeated bird>Muh Basedrier>Muh Schizo elbows>Muh Kevin PeeAll suck. Most of them are cutbabies who couldn't be ranked at WW
next person that talks shit is getting dropped
>>100542722wait for geche to take a dive, then have duckbib run again
>>100542837>WW is much more stacked and competitive.>1/3 WW top 15 are LW washoutsKek. WW is a joke.
>>100542835would you filthy bushppl stfu now pls?i bet its some abbonigger posting...or some lesbian...you sound like a cunt ;)
>the chad mestizo>the virgin iberian
Just read through the entire thread and didn't laugh once. Do better heem.
>>100542851Yeah ok Germoid maybe your hellhole will got a decent UFC fighter in the next 100 years
>>100542431bad son that doesn't know his own mom's address
>>100542855hungarian/russian diaspora actually, chief
AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH NOOOO I'VE JUST REALISED THERE'S NO CARD THIS WEEKENDWHAT THE HELL I NEED MY HEEMS HEEMS KEEP ME GOING HELP HELP WHAT THE HELL THERE SHOULD BE A CARD I'LL TAKE ANYTHING
>>100542722if he’s a retard he will agree to fight poirier instead of just wait for khabib
>>100542876The Nr.1 WW contender fighting for the belt is a bum who got KTFO by Can Puker, lmao. WW is a joke, cope.
>>100540184how would this guy do in the ufc?
>>100542893>gasedin english now.
>>100542897thats the ausfag
>>100542901It's like based, but with more Zyklon B.
>>100542890hear's a heem *heems you dead*
>>100539174is tickling allowed in the UFC?
>>100539646>might beat AldoAldo is thoroughly flushed and will get TKOd in the first
>>100542895Better than Basedrier fighting for a title any day of the week
>>100540184Who the fuck picks a fight with a kid with no legs
>>100542910nice, but shit like that is only funny if people get it from the start
>>100542846Nothing personnel kid it's just.... business!
>>100541995She had a terrible cut and was practically unconscious at the weigh-in. Brain can't rehydrate as fast as your body. She was always gonna get heemed
So if Cain Velasquez fought Brendan P (Porterhouse) Schaub today, who would win?>>100542928me
>>100542009Tits are vastly superior to ass anyway
>>100542945austria-hungary says hello, hans.
>>100542948Got to give it to Schaub, b
>>100542009Literally looks like a man from the waist down you homo
>>100542951my dick says hallo natasha
>>100542929reminds me of someone.
>>100542968Why do you know what a man's ass looks like, faggot?
>>100542981I bend over and check my ass in the mirror for poop after wiping
>>100539309>the virgin measured and technical kickboxer vs the chad just run chin forward windmilling haymakers and get lucky
>>100542968I hope you're at least black otherwise it's sad how much of an easily influenced cuck you are. Imagine being attracted to gross flabby fat cellulite ridden asses because the media tells you to
>>100542972except statistically the average hungarian dick is nearly a full inch bigger than germans, you're nothing and you have nothing.and if hungary wants to gear up and take over germany again you better believe i'm abandoning my citizenship to murder gercucks like you.
>>100542997u been in a coma girl?thats no news
>>100543006tl;dr find someone elses atrraction you borderlining whore
>>100542875So you can get the same pie for $2.50 in Jamaica that costs you $3 in the Bahamas! Why?These are just the pie rates of the Caribbean
>>100542431Come to Nogueira Brothers BJJ - São Paulo Ask for Felipe F.
>>100542797dance for use aussie
>>100543028you love me regardless, faggot
>>100543053post the webm
>>100543061Why use the f word? Plenty of other less problematic words.
>>100543061only if ur dead enough, dear my lady haha haha haha
>>100543068Based. Homophobia is so tired and pointless
some would say the diciest
>>100543061yeah why dont you behave urself you fucking autist?
fuck you all!
yeah gotta wait till her epilepsy strokes are gone again
>>100543092you initiated this, mate>>100543113you're based
>Hello fighters. Good evening friends and family. Welcome coaches, sponsors, promoters, managers, news media, and special guests. It’s an honor to have you all here during these difficult times. >And now, if I may have your attention please, I would like to make one very important announcement.
>>100542264>>100542282What a bunch of losers
im a heemer and a coomer, this combination is literally unbeatable. dont lay ur eyes on me unless u want that orbital broke, son. wouldnt wanna have to stunt on ya
>>100543123you have our attention
>>100539309he just needed to not throw a kick
>>100543151Me on the bottom right
>>100543174there's levels to this
>>100539174I feel like a lot of heemsters have a TKO loss to a flight of stairs.
>>100543132barely know what you said, mate
>>100543123Hahaha I like where this is going hahah
>>100542911I'm backTHERE'S STILL NO HEEMS THIS WEEKEND
>>100543217learn to fight
>>100543235I want to but I'm on the spectrum and it's intimidating.
>>100543234*throws you just a kick*
>>100543235shut up and be usefull...go make a sandwhich
>>100541067Well he had the right idea backing up, he avoided a lot of those swings, the issue is he should have just focused on avoiding, those were complete wingers and Rozenstruik wasn't able to generate any power as he was backing up so why bother
>>100543265learn to fight
>>100543272>Well he had the right idea backing upno, he didn't.you should watch tyson vs holyfield, yeah it's boxing and tyson is shorter than ngannou, but it shows somebody countering wild power punches extremely effectively over and over again
>>1005432844oz gloves and a cage make a world of difference
>>100543278this is the correct way to deal with the german autist, way better than my chimping out
Fuck kikes. Fuck niggers. Fuck chinks, mudslimes, and pajeets. Fuck women. Fuck shitskins. Fuck everyone who isn’t a blue eyed white skinned man. White power.
>>100542052>Laughs in luta livre
>>100543319Hey man that's not very nice, white people with brown eyes need love too.
>>100543319You need women to propagate the white race.
>>100543330Yeah, I'm only 1/4 wop. What did I do wrong?
>>100543284This >>100543301Also, Rozenstruik isn't Holyfield. He's a big heavyweight and he's not that fast. He was not going to slip and counter those
>>100543319but you are american
>>100543335this heem almost makes me lol, so cartoony
>>100543381There are entire regions of the US that are like 99% white. All the shitskins are close to the border and black people stay in their enclaves in the cities.
>>100543342wops are based, my favourite white people
>>100542505schwlaub shutdown at its best b
thoughts on mengs?
>>100543422pûr violins meng
>>100543317suck a herrenrasse dick and die dumb whore....you gotta learn to deal with ur own sick self first.also all your dirty anchestors deserved to get gased...so stop crying
@100543427don't care enough anymore, sorry
>>100543439why do you awkward thot visit heem? tell me the reason. what are you lookin for?noone here exept that mexican shitskin maybe..is gonna lay you down
he's still going, lol.
could prime alex jones make a run for the welterweight strap?
>>100543463yeah sure..some reddit loser lookin for attraction. what lol? you aint funny at all.go back in your moms basement bloody virgin
>>100543476How tall is Alex Jones? I find it hard to believe that's 170 unless he's a manlet.
>>100543489he's 5'9, he wouldn't walk around at 170
>>100543489He’s a head taller than Rogan so yeah he’s a certified manlet
>>100543507Isn't Rogan 5'8" or is even that inflated?
Heeminder that the Groningen BJJ gym sex scandal is gonna take down the Dutch BJJ scene
>>100543508oof.If you don't make Rogan look small, you're a certified manlet
@100543478i'm starting to feel bad for you, genuinely.
>>100543508wish they were my dads
>>100543508>posting the shopped versionWhy?
>>100543508the ground doesn't seem level here, you see that alex's knees are like 2 inches below joe's.
>>100543521no. you are just an butthurt emo diva. thats why you cant stop. you have your sick mind not under control and crave for attention of the male audience here multifaggot
>>100543521post atleast tits you dumb whore
Does anyone actually care about Holm v. Aldana? Why do they keep making all these wmma main events?
heeminder alex jones had a jew wife and his gay controlled opposition show is produced by jews. buy guns and ammo, love your families.
>>100543552post the full heem mat
>>100543554tits retarded bitch...tits or gtfo already
>>100542364Dreams are just unfulfilled wishes. Please don't ever feel compelled to alert the internet that you wish you had interesting friends and a girl friend again. We can probably just assume that about most people here.
>>100543554That's a potentially dangerous case of bitch lean.
What am I gonna say? You can’t do that?
>>100543595this is genuine schizo shit. report this man to the medics ASAP
Christ, these trannies are still going back and forth?
If someone were trying to heem me I would simply move out of the way and heem them
>>100543638>*heems you with a heat seeking punch*Nice try bitch
>>100543396>black peopleWhat a fucking cuck. lmao
>>100542993Based poopfree anon
>>100543638kinda does work like that if you box desu
>>100543712sounds funny coming from a kangooroo
Dana honeydicked us all, here i thought they'd be fighting outside with a cage sitting on the sand
My boy Gaethje is the only fighter in lightweight without terrible losses
>>100543722meet me outside hungry jacks ill flog you dogcunt
>>100543732idk, trying to thai clinch eddie alvarez only to get your head kneed off your shoulders was pretty terrible
>>100543331yes but it doesn't mean i have to like them
>>100543732*heemed by eddieeeeeeeeee**heemed by dustbin*
>>100543761Eddie was a champ. Dustin was an interim champ.
>mugumbo is a class act
>>100543732Getting heemed by Alvarez as a 'power puncher' ain't great
wish there were fights on
>>100543789true ffs...lost to a literally dwarf :/
>>100543724>bro just host 5 hour fight nights and PPVs in 107 degree heat lmao
>>100543809When he talked about fight island no one thought he meant fucking Abu Dhabi. Of course it'd be stupid to have it outside there.
wow a female heemster. Time to show myself from my best side. Don't drag me into deep waters please
>>100543829Sun is coming up, buddy. We should sleep. No homo
>>100543840true....goddamned americanos kept us awake again^^
whats going on
How can I ever reply to an aussie now. I'm nervous
>>100543867as it should be
>>100543865couple of discord proxyfaggots going back and forth and mods nowhere to be found
i could get off the couch and heem anytranny itt
>And Khabib secures back mount, Gaethje needs to get out of this position and get to his feet if he wants to make it to the end of this round. He is in serious trouble right no- OHHHH big shots from Khabib there and now he's looking to pull down Justin's pants, this is about to be over ladies and gentlemen. >And how about that little peck on the cheek from Khabib as a show of respect? You love to see it>Gaethje trying to scramble out of this position, this is not good for him. Khabib is looking to insert the penis into Justin's buttho- and there it is, it's in. The ref is going to stop this any second now.>KHABIB LOOKING TO FINISH>Another big power thrust there from Khabib, and you can just tell the difference in skill level here. And those guys are so slippery in there with all the sweat so he's just going in and out at will.>And Joe, you start to wonder if Gaethje's corner is thinking about throwing in the towel at this point to prevent any further injury to their fighter>And it looks lik- yep there it is, he crempied him and Herb is gonna stop this>KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV GETS IT DONE HERE IN THE FOURTH ROUND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE PATH TO THE LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE STILL RUNS THROUGH DAGESTAN>Wow, Justin still out cold on the ground there and he is just absolutely plastered in cum>And Khabib still ejaculating right now. *laughs* I love it. Just incredible. There must be something in the water over in Dagestan.
>>100543552Me. I do.
>>100543867Imagine getting nervous because of a kangaroo fucker.
these feelings are difficult to deal with.
>>100543979Cry harder you pathetic monkey
>>100543984wtf is this real?
>>100543989eh meng just pure violence
So I heard you guys like heems
>>100544013Clearly not, the resident faggots were too busy drooling over some fat tranny.
i thought yan was a featherweight
>>100544013we'll see what happens
>>100543984he is forever anti boy status now
>>100543984Hope this cutbabby fag gets permaheemed.
Ever notice how haters never talm shit to Schaubs face?
>>100544034nate diaz called him a bitch to his face bro, left shrub totally shook
>>100544048Nate was the one who ran away b
>>100541777Mexico BTFO by a leaf
>>100544057Just because you turned 360 degrees and walked away doesn't mean he was the one who ran, b.
>>100544057https://youtu.be/ba1XWuysFaI>I have no prawlms with you
>>100544066Schaub held his ground and won the story and presumably the fight.
spain be likejesus n shiet
scob vs nate openweight boutbook it dana
Bruh stop cappin
>>100544086>>100544092>>100544094Is this the spammer?
>>100544106Following a detailed analysis I have concluded that this bout was fixed.
Have you ever felt bad that you enjoy watching people's brains get rattled around and their lives shortened?
>>100540175Yeah, really makes me question my sexuality.
>>100544134The power of Christ compelled her haha.
>>100544134>heer sleepy>not sheem sleepybrainlet
>>100544106Didn't know Rogan fought Mighty Mouse. Why didn't he use his kicks?
>>100544134she has nice titsa shame what happened
>>100544106damn, that's like the equivalent of a lightweight beating a heavyweight
>>100544103this one was me>>100544092 and no i am not
There's too many coomers on /v/.
>>100544164/v/ is based if only for titty threads and shitposting
I want to beast Andrade's peach
>>100544185Isn't she a dyke? Or is that a different one?
Guys why did Aussie and Fancy get cancelled?
My bitch and I only drink sparkling wartar.What are you afraid of bubbles, bitch?Pussy ass dudeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Y4wCDPQ8U
>>100544123I lament being born too late for gladiators
Could someone please post a webm of Dustin doing those hammerfist chops against Hooker?
>>100544244Hopefully things swing back around and society becomes accepting of death matches again. Imagine if we got to see 5 full grown males vs a silverback gorilla.
>>100544254Never gonna happen incel. Society is progressing, moving forward.
>>100544239Absolute pottery that Jordan Peterson's daughter of all people turned out to be a skank.
>>100544254Oh that thing will rip you to shreds
>>100544286Things are getting more degenerate if anything.
>>100544301open and progressive*degenerate is a nazi buzzword
welcome to the suga show
>>100544348I'm thinking at least 9 title defences
>>100544348Are white people allowed to have the "suga" moniker?
>>100544348is that what they call it nowadays?
>>100543989>>100544029>>100544032>not understand jokesOf course he's just trolling a guy as alpha as him and I always troll these type of things to bait incels like (you) into a response....for example.... >>100543561
>>100544239Not taking any advice from a chinlet
>>100544405chael got rid of his reddit outros due to negative feedback from heem, he is /ourguy/
>>100544393based and monkey pilled
>>100542364Yes you sound like a virgin
>>100544405>>100544438I don't get why nobody cares about him being a life long drug cheat
>>100544458Because he's a funny reddit fighter
>>100544458t. standing on 3rd base wearing a catcher's mitt
>>100544460Based. Silva was the original 4chan fighter. >heem or be (lol) heemed>a real one >autistic
>>100539242You could make it into BKFC
>>100544239Her face looks like this girls face
>>100544154Post link to said tits bro
if the german wanted to combine 'based' with 'zyklon b', wouldn't the word 'based' itself simply have sufficed? 'gased' was awkward
>>100544287how is she a skank
Is there really a heemster named Paul C who trains with Matt Serra?
>>100543552>Does anyone actually care about Holm v. Aldana? Why do they keep making all these wmma main events?you don't like you don't buy
>>100543552WMMA is the corner stone of the sport. Caz, please go.
>>100544552That isn't her husband.
>>100544615Sorry Liberia but no one here has paid for a ppv in some time. Not even the measly 5 dollars a month for espn plus. So your statement doesnt really apply to anyone here.
will rose namajunas win her bout against jessia andrage
Rose kino is back on the menu boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6RlCpvqk4
>>100544651RIP my dick
>>100544651Why do people still do this exercise
>>100544712consume an alpha male's semen
arianny celeste, mother of world first half botox half human baby
Jen "Funkbred" Maskrendal. Name a more powerful fighter.
>>100544829mickey perry wipes the floor with that bum
NOT LIKE DIS
Let the malay make the thread
>>100544880he isn't a malay
>>100544848mickey perry looks like the next dagestani shithead
Islam has just jumped into #11 place in the official UFC rankings. Top 10 can't duck him anymore.Time for a run at the strap, brazza.
conor v islam would be fotc
No no no brazza I not fite dis year. Dis not Khabibtime dis coronatime brazza. I'll be back in 2024 brazza alhamdulilah inshallah.
Let the Yeti make the thread.
whats a yeti? it sounds like a made up animal from star wars or some shit
>>10054392910/10 for effort brazza
>>100543929my guy you have issues
>>100544651what is it...a birth or somethin?
>>100542505>schaub is hated by blow job jitsuers beacuse he invalidated their blow job "start on knees lmfao9" jutsuAbsolutely patheticOnions on apparatus
>>100542997niggers aren't chad
>>100539264>No sport or combat Sambouh....>>100539626Can't wait to see you in the HW division fighting Greg Hardy in some pathetic showing where the both of you gas out within the first 180 seconds. Enjoy your service-industry-tier wage and happy fighting my dude, you can definitely make it.>>100540184My guy just soccer kick him in the face
Would you watch this