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*in memory of hsv edition*

upcoming:

>TUESDAY 30/06
regionalliga relegation
16:00 SC Verl - 1. FC Lok Leipzig

>WEDNESDAY 01/07
3. /bundes/
19:00 Bayern München II - MSV Duisburg
19:00 Eintracht Braunschweig - Waldhof Mannheim
19:00 FC Ingolstadt - 1. FC Magdeburg
19:00 FSV Zwickau - Chemnitzer FC
19:00 Hallescher FC - 1. FC Kaiserslautern
19:00 Hansa Rostock - KFC Uerdingen
19:00 Preußen Münster - SV Meppen
19:00 SG Sonnenhof Großaspach - TSV 1860 München
19:00 SpVgg Unterhaching - Carl Zeiss Jena
19:00 Viktoria Köln - Würzburger Kickers

>THURSDAY 02/07
/bundes/ relegation
20:30 Werder Bremen - 1. FC Heidenheim

>SATURDAY 04/07
/dfb pokal finale/
20:45 Bayer Leverkusen - Bayern München

3. /bundes/
14:00 1. FC Kaiserslautern - Bayern München II
14:00 1. FC Magdeburg - Preußen Münster
14:00 Carl Zeiss Jena - SG Sonnenhof Großaspach
14:00 Chemnitzer FC - Hansa Rostock
14:00 KFC Uerdingen - Viktoria Köln
14:00 MSV Duisburg - SpVgg Unterhaching
14:00 SV Meppen - Eintracht Braunschweig
14:00 TSV 1860 München - FC Ingolstadt
14:00 Waldhof Mannheim - FSV Zwickau
14:00 Würzburger Kickers - Hallescher FC

>MONDAY 06/07
/bundes/ relegation
20:30 1. FC Heidenheim - Werder Bremen
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Frühstücksfernsen HSV-Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWgP0WGnjbo
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>Nürnberg wirft Trainer Keller raus!
>Der 1. FC Nürnberg rutscht durch das 1:1 bei Holstein Kiel und dem gleichzeitigen 2:1-Sieg des Karlsruher SC bei Greuther Fürth auf Relegationsplatz 16 ab. Die Relegations-Spiele wird der bisherige Trainer Jens Keller nach BILD-Informationen allerdings nicht mehr erleben! Keller soll wohl schon am Montag gefeuert werden.

glubb
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Why did they rush the league so much? I already miss bundes
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post upcoming superstars in the Bundesliga
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>>100521210
haha I joked about that yesterday
based Glubb trying to get relegated
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>>100521689
>bullclash
those were the days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYAGDCuX0dE

rematch had the funny Werner middlefinger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywYYZ9saY-U
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hope luhukay goes to schalke desu
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Nov 7, 2018 - Klartext vom HSV-Kapitän | Hunt: „Mir egal, wer hinter uns Zweiter wird“
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>>100521826
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>>100520216
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>>100521843
>vau
fau*
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Dortmund will introduce the "Panama Concept" next season. Code word for sexual harassment. The victims simply have to ask the stewards for directions to Panama, which saves them the humiliation and should give them more courage to report the case. The person is then escorted to a safe room.
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>>100521996
>The victims simply have to ask the stewards for directions to Panama
KEK that's even more humiliating
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>>100521846
It is Ha Es Wau, thank you very much.
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>he doesn't pronounce it hissf
sasuga /spee/
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US Sassuolo Calcio sign German-American Jeremy Toljan on permanent terms in a €5m deal from Borussia Dortmund
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>>100521843
>tiefster Punkt
the season was over after the heidenheim loss
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>>100522176
except if you beat fucking Sandhausen you finish in 3rd
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>>100521996
How does someone get raped in a stadium in the first place?
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>>100521996
Business idea open up a "Panama" Wurststand. Get new customers.
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>>100522370
you can rape someone by looking at them, bigot
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>>100522338
a draw would have sufficed
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Hello bundes
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>>100521689
good idea
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>>100522721
Kovac was such an idiot to antagonize him.
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>>100522721
Dios mio el BavariANO
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>RB Leipzig vor Verpflichtung von Salzburg-Stürmer Hwang

>BVB macht 45 Millionen Euro Verlust
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>>100523309
not Leipzig material
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>>100523309
>Hwang
What went wrong hamburg bros?
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>>100523358
Better than Poulsen. But he only works in one system.
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>Steffen Baumgart bleibt auch nach dem Bundesliga-Abstieg Trainer des SC Paderborn.
>Der Coach werde seinen bis 2021 datierten Vertrag erfüllen, teilte der SCP am Montag nach einer "gründlichen Analyse" der Saison mit.

based paderbundes
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>>100523381
>Better than Poulsen
no way. Also you have to put to consider he would come to replace Werner, so you get Hwang/Schick instead of formerly Werner/Poulsen, which is a total downgrade
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absolute non-news. nobody thought they would kick him out
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>>100522338
finish in 3rd place only to be BTFO by your rival
great idea
2nd place was the only hope
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>>100523364
Absolutely everything
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>>100521996
ebin
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>>100523364
korean bobby wood
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>>100521764
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>>100523643
nice
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>>100523643
based
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>>100523643
the legs don't check out, do they
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>>100523745
lol had to improvise a little
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>Schon länger gibt es Gerüchte um einen möglichen Wechsel Götzes nach Italien. AC Milan, Inter und AS Rom sollen Interesse haben.
>Nun bringt die Bild den französischen Klub AS Monaco in’s Spiel. Der Vertrag von Götze läuft in wenigen Tagen aus, weshalb die Monegassen den Weltmeister von 2014 ablösefrei verpflichten könnten.
cant imagine he's letting the tortellini tuesday slip for some french wine
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>>100523309
>BVB macht 45 Millionen Euro Verlust
Finally writing off Schürrle and Götze?
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>>100523875
Italy would be good for him. Pretty slow league.
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Heard he likes Rome
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>>100523889
would like to see him at juve. imagine him and higuain at the lunch buffet
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>>100523875
Monaco is right next to the italian border. He will be fine
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>>100523903
Da muss er sich fragen ob er den Konkurrenzkampf annehmen möchte
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>>100523903
Higuain is fat bc he eats a lot. Götze is fat because he is using medication against hairloss
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>>100523965
I believe it
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>>100521210
confirmed
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>>100523965
Wait is this real?
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>Der neue Hauptsponsor ist gefunden: Der Online-Broker Flatex steigt bei Borussia Mönchengladbach ein.
looks awful
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>>100523915
this.
why not have both desu
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>>100523965
>Fälle wie Rooney, Metzelder, Klopp sind ja bekannt
Huh?
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>>100524072
Ok now I'm hungry
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>>100523875
>in's
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>>100523965
and yet lcim is more handsome
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>Zwei Wechselperioden im Sommer - die erste dauert nur einen Tag
>Demnach ist das Transferfenster am kommenden Mittwoch, 1. Juli 2020 (Wechselperiode I.1), sowie vom 15. Juli bis zum 5. Oktober 2020 (Wechselperiode I.2) geöffnet. Dabei ist die erste, eintägige Phase insbesondere für die Registrierung bereits abgeschlossener Verträge mit Beginn zum 1. Juli vorgesehen. Die davon betroffenen Spieler erhalten nur eine Spielerlaubnis für 2020/21 - die Spielzeit 2019/20 ist dann ja zum Teil noch nicht beendet.
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>>100524105
They all publicly admitted to have hair transplantations.
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Its Rangnick birthday today. Say something nice about him

>pls come back
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>>100524030
doesnt matter. the glubb is done at this point.
should just fire everyone involved and start back from zero
t. glubberer
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>>100524059
shareholders 2.0
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>>100524214
>nailsmeme
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>>100523965
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shouldn't have rushed the bundes so much
nothing for months now
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>>100524789
Champions and Europa league is still this summer.
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>>100524789
have sex
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>>100523452
>Schick
lol they won't pay, they won't keep him
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>>100521846
Excuse me, it is *pfau
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>>100522721
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>>100525124
Is that shopped? Looks kinda unhealthy.
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>>100524175
I am so happy that we'll see lcim again soon.
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>>100525124
Ewwwh
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>Zwei Wechselperioden im Sommer - die erste dauert nur einen Tag
>Das erste ist nur einen Tag, das zweite fast drei Monate geöffnet: Im Sommer wird es in Deutschland ausnahmsweise zwei Transferfenster geben.

Well, wednesday should be fun.
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>>100521843
Translation to english, please, just for make known on some social networks
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>>100525132
https://de.sports.yahoo.com/news/goretzka-bizeps-anspannt-081540673.html

heh. looks pretty disgusting indeed
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>>100521843
>>100525207
HSV [ha, es, vau], the:
Used to be a renowned football club from Hamburg, who won the Europe Cup twice and was six times German champion. Great footballers played for the HSV, like the world famous UWE SELLER. Since 2018 the club is at home in the 2. Bundesliga, where it ekes out a pitiful existence. Even clubs like the 1. FC Heidenheim or the SV Sandhausen have become too strong for it. THE 1:5 AGAINST SANDHAUSEN at June 28th 2020 makes tragic history of the club as the lowest lowponit.
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>>100524214
pls come back Ralle
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>>100525377
imagine wasting a whole page on a reddit tier joke
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>>100525406
Yeah, I expected something more biting or clever, but it just sounds really flat. That line with Uwe Seeler is super desperate. Is that the only club icon that they can list?
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>>100525377
>UWE SELLER
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>>100525478
Well, he did sell out in the end, didn't he?
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FC Bayern, deutscher Meister
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JA SO HEISST ER MEIN VEREIN
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JA SO WAR ES
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>>100525377
Danke
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UND SO IST ES
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FC HÜHNCHEN, DEUTSCHE HENNE
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UND SO WIRD ES IMMER SEIN
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>>100525478
the bvb legend
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pjanic du barca?
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>>100525597
>>100525615
>>100525639
>>100525646
>>100525654
nice
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>>100525178
>Demnach ist das Transferfenster am kommenden Mittwoch, 1. Juli 2020 (Wechselperiode I.1), sowie vom 15. Juli bis zum 5. Oktober 2020 (Wechselperiode I.2) geöffnet.
>Damit folge man auch einer Empfehlung des UEFA-Exekutivkomitees
why.jpg
season is over, let them trade
what is it their concern that other leagues are still going? never n a million years have they shown any for bundes
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>>100526264
all me btw :)
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>>100525178
>>100526518
So Dortmund will win two transfer periods this summer
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>>100525478
VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN
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>>100526678
>lost 45 mio to the rona
Yeah, sure
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>>100526818
already traded up on right back without spending a cent
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>>100526818
Haaland can be sold for 60+.
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>Schalke
>gets a bailout
>too big to fail
Oh come on now.
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>>100527547
>40 MILLION
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>Drei Kämpfer für Augschburg! Tobias #Strobl, Daniel #Caligiuri und Rafał #Gikiewicz tragen ab sofort Rot-Grün-Weiß!
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>>100527732
But the season is over, what do they need them for?
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>>100521689
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>>100521689
Might be special, but looks like he'll choose Germany over USA. Cant blame him, obviously.
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>>100527820
literally who
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>>100527876
https://www.transfermarkt.us/malik-tillman/profil/spieler/467437
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>>100527547
Every club bar Bayern, Dortmund and Leipzig will need it
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>>100527908
>Malik

Is there a name that sounds more black than Malik
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>>100521689
me
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>>100526818
>>100523888
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>>100528065
Lmao no
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>>100528065
Tillman evens it out. Btw.
>TIL: Til Schwieger is called Tilman
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Kek reddit shut down the_donald
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For me it's the_bundes
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>>100527766
winning the league next season
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>>100527795
Hes not good, only there to sell kits
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>>100528213
for me, it's 4
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>the league of bundas (ass)
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>>100527795
Overrated by r*dditmound shareholders who are desperate.
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>>100527732
Transferfenster-Status: GEWONNEN
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>>100528065
Jamal.
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>>100528065
Tyrone
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>>100528400
sex. have it unirnically.
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>>100528836
encouraging rape is not ok
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>>100528836
You will never be on Pulisic's level, Reymong. Now go back to training.
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night night hunducks
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>>100527435

This isnt January, m8.
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My predictions for next season. Screenshot this.

t. 29th of June 2020

1) Schalke will play against the Abstieg next season
2) There won't be any fans at all / max. 1/5th allowed sometime after 10th matchday. No return to normal at all all season
3) Bremen will stay up after thrashing Heidenheim. They will have a miraculous season and get close to/qualify for UEFA Cup
4) Frankfurt will loan out Jovic again and hold onto Kostic. Kamada will play an integral part and come close to Europe again/ might even qualify.
5) Streich will lose some players before this season but will ultimatelybe safe. Somewhere in the season Streich will announce his retirement
6) Bayern will be Meister
7) Bielefeld will surprise everybody and stay in the league
8) Köln will be the first to release their manager0
9) Dortmund will fire Favre before the first matchday and Pochetino will take over. Haaland gets a career ending knee-injury ultimately will make him a Sportsinavlide by the age of 20 - 2% change he will commit suicide until the season finishes.
Sancho was transferred to Utd for 120 Mio but flopped completely. Utd willing to loan him back after the season. Dortmund make the CL spots in the last game
10) Leipzig will suffer from the Werner loss. They will lose Upamecano + Mr X. They will not qualify for Europe again this season
11) One of our best referees will come out as gay. There will be talks for weeks about a minority of fans who take the piss. Likely some ex players will come out and the whole season will be about homosex
12) Leverkusen: Havertz will stay for another year and Leverkusen will come close to Bayern to win the Bundes. Peter Bosz will be coach of the year
13) Stuttgart will go to a relegation spot/but definately stay in the league
14) Wolfsburg ...
15) Hoffenheim will bring in some 25 yo nobody coach who subs himselfs in and scores
16) Köln Hennes IX will die because testricular cancer
17) At least 3 of my predictions come true
18) Screenshoot this. Post yours.
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>>100529092
Ok, but here's the real question. If exactly 2 of your predictions other than #17 come true, will 17 be true?
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didn't read faggot
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>>100529092
What about Mainz?
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>>100529092
Saved it for now.
>>100529226
I don't know. Make your own prediciton.
I will save it and we can look back at it.
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>>100529092
What is your prediction concerning HSV, o wise one? Are they dead?
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>>100529265
HSV will be playing in the bottom middle of the table. They might have to go bankrupt even before the season starts. Nobody knows.
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>>100529092
Streich jsut signed a new contract
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>>100529321
Implying I didn't know that. He will retire. Of course he didn't want to but there will be some illness. Most likely cancer.
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>>100529321
Better write your own prediction.
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>>100529281
I see...
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https://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/schalke-04-30-millionen-kredit-land-nrw-buergt-fuer-schalke-71589868.bild.html
>Schalke will be saved with tax payer money
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wedpill me on Wout Weghorst
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>>100529092
>Pochetino will take over
He was one of the best paid PL managers, not even Bayern could / would want to afford him. And for Pochetino it makes more sense to wait until someone at the big PL clubs gets fired and sign a €20m a year deal.
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Is he still fast enough to cut inside?
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I was just thinking but because of the CL Bayern players essentially won't have a summer break right? you'd think that should be a clear advantage for dortmund in the title race.
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>>100529092
This is some astrology tier bullshit
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>>100533448
I dunno, the new Hoffenheim coach subbing himself in seems pretty plausible
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>>100533327
Bayern played a bad first half of the season (for Bayern standards bad, anyway) this year AND the year before, and still won the title by a considerable margin.

>>100533460
yes yes
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I start to think it was a high IQ move by Dortmund to give the last matches away, just to make customers believe this.

Bundesliga was close until Buyern won Der Klassiker by refball.
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>Dortmund fans are still this deluded
you’re never ever going to even get close to winning the league again
fucking let it go
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dear diary
today, lok fans were based
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>>100534082
story?
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>>100534094
gon travel to Bielefeld to support them in the relegation match
Wolfgang Wolf, Lok's coach, wasn't against it either

meme flu btfo
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what about regionliga?
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>>100534144
soul
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>>100533715
>Bayern lose against KGaA
>1 point ahead
>win all of their other matches anyway, KGaA has no chance to overtake them
your theory doesn't hold up
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>>100533306
based Robben
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>>100533306
inside to the z-side
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>Hwang-Transfer zu Leipzig perfekt

How do they keep doing lads? Must've been incredibly tough transfer talks between the clubs.
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>>100534359
saying it again: he is not good enough for Leipzig and wont be making them better. Hell he wasnt even good enough for HSV in 2nd league
top strikers at Salzburg should do close to or over 30 goals, Hwang had 11 this season
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>>100534409
It's just money laundering. No one expects him to do well.
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>>100534409
>Hell he wasnt even good enough for HSV in 2nd league
he was their best player, you racist bigot
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Based Lok player supporting RB by buying Red Bull
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+++ EIL +++
TÖNNIES TRITT VON ALLEN ÄMTERN ZURÜCK
+++ EIL +++
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>>100534531
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>>100534531
oh ne oh ne wo krieg ich denn jetzt mein fleisch her?
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name my band
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>Watzke "spielt nicht mehr mit": BVB gibt kein Saisonziel mehr aus
thats what I call cope
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>>100534571
and also seeth
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where were you when >schalke died /bundes/?

what a glorious week this is being so far
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Schalke confirmed it
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>>100534685
Bild=Schalke nowadays
Schalkes pressesprecher still works as a Bild editor lmao
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>>100534562
Die toten Schweinchen
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>>100534703
reposting
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>>100534562
Fleischwurst.
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>>100534743
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Verl - LOK
https://www.mdr.de/video/livestreams/fernsehen/index.html
starts in 5 bings
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borg borg :DDDD
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>>100534562
Pigs and Diamonds
Tönnies has some young Brick Top vibes going in that photo
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>>100534743
>>100534751
based Chaosclub
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>Tönnies war 26 Jahre im Schalker Aufsichtsrat - seit 2001 als Vorsitzender. Ursprünglich war er noch bis 2022 gewählt. Sein Stellvertreter in dem Gremium war zuletzt der 57-jährige Rechtsanwalt Dr. Jens Buchta. "Wir als Aufsichtsrat des FC Schalke 04 bedauern die Entscheidung von Clemens Tönnies sehr", wird Buchta in der Schalker Pressemitteilung vom Dienstagnachmittag zitiert. "Er hat das Gremium als Vorsitzender in den vergangenen Jahren und Jahrzehnten mit seiner Mischung aus Bodenständigkeit und Dynamik geprägt, immer wieder war er der Motor, der wegweisende Prozesse angestoßen und federführend begleitet hat." Er werde "mit seiner Erfahrung und Expertise schwer zu ersetzen sein".
cant make this shit up
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just realized there will be no tag der amateure this season. absolutely unacceptable
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>ywn eat a Tiefkühlpizza in the Dr. Oetker-Familienblock
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>>100534762
>stream keeps buffering
absolute state of ör media
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>>100534531
>Schalke now vegan
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>>100534936
works for me
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>>100534531
>Er ist 60 Jahre alt, und für einen Patriarchen kann es schlimm sein, zu spät abzudanken.
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>>100534967
yeah its ok again now
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>>100534265
>barely scraped past Eintracht in the Pokal
>close match against Gladbach
>required refball to beat fucking Bremen
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almost
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LOK LOK LOK
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kek
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how much did they pay him?
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>>100535193
dreefüffzsch
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>ref injured
ebin
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>>100534762
just tuned it. what the fuck is happening?
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>>100535338
see >>100535337
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oh no lökchenbros
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Testing my memory of CL finals
>1993 ???
>1994 ???
>1995 ???
>1996 Juventus beats ???
>1997 Dortmund beats Juventus
>1998 ???
>1999 ManUtd beats Bayern
>2000 Real beats Valencia
>2001 Bayern beats Valencia
>2002 Real beats Leverkusen
>2003 Milan beats Juventus
>2004 Porto beats Monaco
>2005 Liverpool beats Milan
>2006 Barcelona beats Arsenal
>2007 Milan beats Liverpool
>2008 ManUtd beats Chelsea
>2009 Barcelona beats ManUtd
>2010 Inter beats Bayern
>2011 Barcelona beats ManUtd
>2012 Chelsea beats Bayern
>2013 Bayern beats Dortmund
>2014 Real beats Atletico
>2015 Barcelona beats ???
>2016 Real beats Atletico
>2017 Real beats ???
>2018 Real beats Liverpool
>2019 Liverpool beats Tottenham
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we got too cocky lokbros
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>>100535479
I think 2015 and 2017 were both against Juve
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>>100535479
>25 years without a CL title despite so many participations in the finale
Is Juve the Holland of Champions League?
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WEW
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>Basedak
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>>100535668
kek the autocorrect made it even better
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OH NO LÖKCHENBROS HOW DID THIS HABBEN
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choo choo bros....
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tja kannste nix machen ne
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>L O K
IN LEIPZIG NUR RB
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https://www.fanchants.com/media/chants/full/download/aiaiaiai-fanchants-free.mp3
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IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
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zzzzz
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sahne deal all but confirmed.
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>>100536691
>Leroy Sané's agent is currently in Munich. The player is expected to undergo his FC Bayern medical on Thursday or Friday. Sané is still in Manchester at the moment
>Bayern are paying €49m up front and €11m in add-ons for Sané, with 10% of the future fee if Sané moves elsewhere in future.
>Sané is due to fly to Germany shortly and may not come back to City again.
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>>100536691
BASED Another nigger for bayern! yesssssn negro slay
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>>100536814
49 Mio is a Schnäppchen to be honest. Aki won't be able to sell Sancho for anything close to 100 Mio.
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>>100537240
>60 million for a bench player is cheap
>implying Hansi can get out of Sahne what Pep could
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>>100537311
>60 million for a bench player is cheap

Bayern were seriously willing to pay over 100 a year ago.
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>>100537311
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>>100536814
Great value if he can get back to pre-injury form
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>>100537311
>implying Hansi can get out of Sahne what Pep could
Pretty sure Hansi can make him a proper benchwarmer just fine
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jz la liga
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Rasenball > Chemie > Lokomotive

Good for Verl
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>@SunMartinB #mcfc very happy with the deal they’ve struck for Sane. 49m euros up front with 11m euros in add ons. So that’s just shy of £55m all in.
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>>100540312
Oh no Hühnchenbros, did we overpay???
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>>100534409
HSV constantly misuses players. Hwang is good in the rb system.
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>>100541022
true
they can be glad Pohjanpalo didn't have a training camp with them
kept them in the title race
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>>100524214
lol i remember that guy. photo must have been taken in duseldorf
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Eating Handkäs mit Musik again. Seriously guys taste it. If you prepare it yourself you have to soak the Harzer rolls in Essig and oil for at least a day. Then use red onions. And use butter on your bread. Plus Kümmel. Oh and you have to drink Äbbelwoi along with it.
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>>100541651
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>>100541651
i'll buy some when i see it
you use apple vinegar?
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>>100541697
Of course.
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>>100541651
Harzer Käse is the most disgusting thing I've ever had
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>>100541727
You have to be 18+ when you post on 4channel.
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Zeichentrickfilm, Lammkoteletts, Samstags zum FC, das Leben kann so schön sein
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good night
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>Der von Inter Mailand ausgeliehene Ivan Perisic wird in der nächsten Saison angeblich nicht das Trikot des FC Bayern tragen. Wie Sky Sport News HD und die Sport Bild berichten, ist der deutsche Rekordmeister nicht bereit, für den Angreifer 15 Millionen Euro Ablöse sowie weitere zehn Millionen Euro Jahresgehalt zu zahlen.
>Eine vereinbarte Kaufoption für Perisic in Höhe von 20 Millionen Euro hatte der Bundesligist zuletzt verstreichen lassen. Italienische Medien hatten zuvor berichtet, dass der FC Bayern dadurch die geforderte Ablösesumme senken möchte, doch offenbar könnte sich auch das Gehalt des 31-Jährigen als ein Problem herausstellen
>Bereits in der letzten Woche hatte die Sport Bild berichtet, dass ein Transfer von Perisic an dessen Bezügen scheitern könnte. Demnach möchte der Verein sein Gehaltsgefüge intakt lassen.

>*signs necherbengel and pays him 20m*
>hühnchen
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>UNITED SETZT SICH GRENZE BEI SANCHO
>Manchester United hat beschlossen, nicht mehr als 55 Millionen Euro Ablöse für BVB-Spieler Jadon Sancho zu zahlen.
>Bereits seit einigen Monaten gibt es Gerüchte um einen Transfer des 20-Jährigen. Der Verein zögert allerdings, im Sommer viel Geld für einen neuen Spieler auszugeben.

ELMO! when did ManU sign Hassan?
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Bayern kauft nur noch Neger.
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>Wagner erhält 2020/21 angeblich dennoch eine weitere Chance, auch wenn seine kritischen Aussagen zuletzt bei der Klubführung nicht gut angekommen sein sollen. Klar ist aber wohl, in der neuen Spielzeit muss sich von Beginn an ein positiver Trend abzeichnen, sonst ist der 48-Jährige seinen Job los.
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Electrify in Black and Yellow
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>>100545987
this sponsor looks like pure shit
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the sponsor logo is the best part of that image to be desu
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>>100546012
t. Marcell D'Avis
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>>100545987
I like it tbdesu.
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>>100545987
looks like Electabuzz
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>>100544644
Perisic sucks. They do not need him. Sell Coman too and buy Havertz
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>>100545264
Bayern-Kader 20/21.
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>>100534743
Is Köln the most evil club in the league? Right now we seem to be involved in sabotaging at least 4 clubs. A-are we the bad guys?
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>>100545987
>FC Pikachu
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>>100546407
>sell coman
fucking no
really hope Hasan isn’t stupid enough to do that. None of our three nignog wingers (Sané, coman, gnabry) are able to go through a season without injuries. I’d rather not be stuck with some shite emergency solution like that manlet Spanish rb again
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>>100546475
if they can win the wc, we can cruise to the cl title
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>we
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>>100546500
>we
which position do you play?
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>>100546513
right winger
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>>100546548
are you pacey?
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>>100546492
That's not how Pikachu looks.
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Oh look Mr. Dingimon expert here says it's not a Pichaku
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>>100534885
>Erreichen des Europapokals ist kein Zeil mehr
Please sell my boy McKennie, he doesn't deserve this shit club.
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>>100534885
Now they got to go to the local Sparkasse like a peasant to ask for a credit
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>>100546029
Quick rundown on this meme?
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>>100546555
yes, also a nigger
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Everyone is leaving >Schalke
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>>100545987
Already won kit of the season again.
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>Seifert: Bundesliga soll am 11. oder 18. September starten
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>>100546785
Gregeoritsch was just a loan, wasn't he?
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>>100546785
only loanees
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>>100546818
Why so spät?
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>>100546785
Todibo was trash lmao, cant believe he's a Barcelona player.
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>>100546722
Who would even buy him? Everton? Wolfsburg? He's worth 30M according to >ttansfermarkt
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>>100546819
All of them were
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Lads, I hate to say it, but looks like Brazzo is actually good at his job
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>>100546956
>lads
>retard opinion
every time
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>>100546956
>Lads
Giga-cringe
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>>100546966
You can seethe as much as you want, but he made some great transfers so far.
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We should have never extended with Bürki.
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>Jtranny
Ultra-cringe
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13 years ago in 2007 i ate a döner kebab because sadly there was nothing else. its realy overrated
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another cringe opinion
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>>100546739
There's not much to say. Iconic tv spots that became a meme. Especilly in the youtube poop community.
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>>100547023
>youtube poop community.
what?
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>>100546835
there isn't a single giga nigger with a haircut like that that has ever been any good
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How long until a scat-porno company sponsors some German soccer team?
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>Sane transfer will be 45m according to the Guardian
schnäppchenjäger rolex at it again
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>>100547154
Not a bad price in today's market
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>>100547031
What did you do at your schools during breaks to not know that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTEIdUV0nE8
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>>100547195
>being young enough that YT already was a thing at your school
wow after typing that I feel like a boomer
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>>100547195
>youtube or smartphones a thing in school
I am better than you
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>>100547195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWz4DB4joDk
That shit was around even before smartphones.
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>>100547254
YT poops were a thing about a decade ago, so you were either born in the 80s, Real- oder Hauptschüleruntermensch or 100% normie.
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>>100547298
>2011
>before smartphones
nigger youtube was only founded in 2005 and the iphone was introduced two years later
fucking kys zoomer

i only got to know youtube through the coldmirror harry potter synchros
didn't watch anything else on there until a few years ago
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>>100547446
2005 was ages ago gradnpa
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>>100547254
>>100547277
Class of 2011 represent
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>>100547446
I just looked up for an old video. Never said it was the first. Also not everybody immediately got an expensive smartphone back in the days.
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I didn't use it a lot, but I must have used it even before Google bought it in 2006, because I remember being impressed by the news.
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>>100547410
Yes
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>Bundeshitga
>Blundermemesga
>Bundesmemecuck
Stop bumping this homo general for a homo gay league
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>>100547587
no
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>werder - heidenheim 1. leg tomorrow
>it's only on dazn
ugh
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>>100547648
Also on Amazon Prime.
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>>100547648
also on amazon prime, but yes yes, no free tv
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>Hertha erhält weitere 150 Millionen von Tennor - Lehmann im Aufsichtsrat
Draxler IN
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would fucking love based Bruno to meme Hertha into the champions league
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300m for 49% of Hertha when he could have bought >Schalke
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Hertha has more potential than Schalke
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I will post my dick if Hertha wins the Pokal next season
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nice
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they better be succesful next season or they might become the next >Schalke
investing so much and still barely finishing above your poor city rival is pretty embarassing
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LIEHROI SAHNE
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*wins the bundes*
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>>100548641
needs more niggers
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Okay Ronny this is the 5th time you used the n word, we get it
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>Okay Ronny this is the 5th time you used the n word, we get it
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>>100548754
you have to understand that he is a VERY edgy and cool guy ok?
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>>100548641
Richards will play before Kouassi
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>>100546843
>Wie SPORT1 erfuhr, will Weston McKennie den FC Schalke 04 gerne verlassen - und Hertha BSC ist jetzt in den Poker um den 21 Jahre alten Mittelfeldspieler eingestiegen.
Hertha
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>going to Hertha
Career suicide, look at that meme Polish striker that came from italy.
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>>100546012
It is not even the real logo, colours are different.
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yes yes that's what's good about it
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>>100548641
>implying Alaba is staying
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wait I thought bauern bought perishit?
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>>100549335
think again.
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>loanern hühnchen
>buying anyone
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>>100549349
yeah but I thought there was some news of them taking the kaufoption
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>>100549329
it's been very quiet for a while and the last news were optimistic he would stay
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jz 3. liga konfi
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sag mal wo
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kommt ihr denn her?
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>>100549417
thanks but
>Channel is domain protected. This channel can't be embedded on this domain name.
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>>100549427
edels-stube.eu/?page_id=10
click seven
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>>100549435
channel doesn't load uezs
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>moonster

>>100549472
werks on my machine
try http://edels-stube.eu/?page_id=4654
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>>100549513
that's too much hassle for /notevenbundes/, but thankeschön anyway.
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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>19:10
och nö nö nö
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>>100549564
Pikachu FC lul
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>yfw 1860 wins
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>>100549832
>he now lives on a campingplatz
based
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>yfw 1860 loses
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oh no hünchenbros..
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imagine being worse than the 2nd team of your local rival
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for me, the perfect aufsteigers would be brownsilence, düsberch and die kogge, die.
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for me, its spicyburger
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>>100550084
>Jan-Arne Fiep
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>>100550084
>WAF is now playing as a gk
bafed
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>>100550084
>ynr Tillman's Toasty
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>>100550084
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If he had stayed at HSV he could at least play one league higher
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>2:2 37 minutes
autbundes gettin BTFO
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BTSV
BTSV
BTSV
BTSV
BTSV
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>Dass Sancho zuletzt häufiger mal über die Stränge geschlagen hat, ist für Roman Bürki nicht mehr zu akzeptieren. "Er sollte keine Sonderrechte haben. Spieler in seinem Alter lernen das nur, wenn wir ihnen gemeinsam Grenzen aufzeigen", kritisierte der BVB-Torwart in der Bild seinen jungen Teamkollegen ungewöhnlich scharf.
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>>100550474
racist af
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>>100550474
Affenzirkus
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>be your team's weak link
>shittalk your team's best player
just burki things
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more liek buhman gürki amirite :DDDD
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>>100550524
even shat on the fans when they lost every game under Bosz lel
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so with corona every team that's relegated to Regionalliga is pretty much bankrupt??
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emsland chads destroying those pussians
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hello mah niggas
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>>100550711
yo nigga whats up
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>Angesprochen auf die Schmähgesänge gegen die Hanseaten, die durch Handyaufnahmen aus der Kabine und dem Teambus an die Öffentlichkeit gelangen, äußerte sich Daniel Gordon gegenüber der Badischen Zeitung. "Ich glaube, jeder kennt die Geschichte zwischen dem KSC und dem HSV. Viele von uns mögen den HSV einfach nicht. Wir sind auch nur Menschen", so der Innenverteidiger.
absolutely based
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> das beim FC Bayern zuletzt Artuto Vidal getragen hatte.
ynr artuto vidal
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>>100546675
>imagine being this dense
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quiet now, best bundes is on
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Germany plays a part in the Salzburg success too btw incase you didnt know
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not all redditors are Dortmund fans, but all Dortmund fans are redditors
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KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN KERN
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>>100545987
>1&1
yikes
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>Kickers
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DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER DASCHNER
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BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN
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YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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we did it Eintrachtbros :)
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DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU DAJAKU
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>>100551508
>>100551525
>>100551557
webm please, apparently this was a nice goal.
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>>100551557
reply meant for
>>100551584
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Marvelous outcome
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>>100551722
Checked and thankd brudi.
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>>100551722
nice
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>>100551722
Why don't they play in the small stadium that has the charm of a Parkhaus?
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>>100553073
small stadium camera angles suck
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>>100553219
just get a Hebebühne
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spelt sourdough goes in the oven soon
prepared the handkäs for tomorrow
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2.Liga is nice but the Aufsteigsfeier might get us another lockdown in two weeks
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>>100545987
I like it quite a bit, honestly.
>>100546213
This was my first thought when I saw it.
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>>100555154
soja
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good night
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>>100553280
>Hebebühne
reported to the new anti-paedo task force
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Das ist die tag
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yes yes, good morning
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>ynr Champions-League-Sieger Diego Contento
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>2017 frohlockte der damalige Sportdirektor Ralf Rangnick, als er die Verpflichtung von Augustin von Paris St. Germain verkünden durfte. Das Talent kostete damals rund 16 Millionen Euro und wurde gleich mit einem Fünfjahresvertrag ausgestattet. Doch Augustin konnte die hohen Erwartungen nicht erfüllen. Einem kurzen Gastspiel bei der AS Monaco folgte im Winter der Wechsel in die englische Championship zu Leeds United.

>Mit den Engländern wurde bei dem Leihgeschäft über vier Millionen Euro vertraglich zusätzlich eine Kaufverpflichtung im Falle des Aufstiegs fixiert. Und der steht jetzt bevor. Sechs Spieltage vor Schluss ist das Team Spitzenreiter und hat auf Platz drei bereits sechs Punkte Vorsprung. Leipzig winkt also ein willkommener Geldregen von 21 Millionen Euro.
>Doch Leeds hat gar kein Interesse mehr an Augustin, denn der Franzosen konnte auch in der zweiten englischen Liga nicht überzeugen, spielt keine Rolle und kam nur zu drei Kurzeinsätzen. Auf der Website des Klubs heißt es jetzt nur: Die Leihe wird nicht über den 30. Juni 2020 hinaus verlängert. Der Spielbetrieb wurde am 20. Juni wieder aufgenommen (der letzte Spieltag ist für den 22. Juli vorgesehen).

>Was wird aus der Kaufverpflichtung?
>Nach kicker-Informationen gehen die Sachsen weiter fest davon aus, dass die Kaufverpflichtung im Aufstiegsfalle auch nach der coronabedingten Pause bindend ist. Dies werde man notfalls juristisch durchsetzen. Aber zunächst muss RB vom 1. Juli an bis zum Leeds-Aufstieg das Gehalt des Franzosen übernehmen. Danach werden wohl die Rechtsanwälte übernehmen.

RB "buy my ngubu or I'll sue you" Leipzig
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I remember Kevin Ngubu looking pretty promising. what happened?
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>le looking promissing after 3 games ngubu
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many such cases
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Can one of the Germans explain what this means to an ignorant American? I saw it on twitter. Is this good or bad for Gio Reyna?
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meme stats
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they are rolling dice at this point
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>league that thought it couldnt be any chadder anymore sets new record in chadism which it thought wasnt even possible
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>hey anon, what are you doing tonight?
>not much, staying at home and enjoying my 5.5 goals average footy
such is the Austrian life
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>>100558246
Please stop embarrassing us.
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hausdurchsung bei bakery jatta
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>>100559367
source?
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>>100559393
bild
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>>100559400
>bild
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>>100559422
Nana Frombach, Sprecherin der Staatsanwaltschaft, zu BILD: „Dem Beschuldigten wird ein Verstoß gegen das Aufenthaltsgesetz vorgeworfen. Es besteht der Verdacht, dass er unrichtige Angaben gemacht haben könnte, um einen Aufenthaltstitel zu erhalten. Bislang gibt es nur einen konkretisierten Anfangsverdacht, die Durchsuchung dient der weiteren Aufklärung.“
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Is the eplel ready for him?
https://twitter.com/DieRotenBullen/status/1278395668403453960
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>>100559493
Embarrassing.
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>>100559493
>The Scoring One
jesus fucking christ
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>>100554289
>prepared the handkäs for tomorrow
Based.
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>>100559493
Just got checked with this that Leipzigs only purpose is to generate reach to sell more Redbull. Such a shit club
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>>100559434
Of course he is Daffeh. Everyone knows that.
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>>100559493
Imagine celebrating your best player leaving your club ugh. Embarrassing.
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>>100559434
what a suprise
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Bisherige Ermittlungen ergaben laut "Bild", dass der 22-Jährige mit Fußballern im Senegal, Gambia und Nigeria in Verbindung steht, die früher auch Kontakt zu Bakary Daffeh hatten. Dieser ist seit der Ankunft von Jatta verschwunden.
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>>100559248
damn thats some big dick goal scoring
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>>100560011
agree. also nice dubs mate
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HEAR ME I CAN BE THE SUN THAT LIGHTS YOUR DAAARKKKK
IS IT TOO LATE FOR IS IT TOO LATE FOR LOVE?
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>>100559248
for me, it's the fifth matchday of the Wesergold-Liga A-Junioren Staffel II in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern with a 9,4 gpg average
now this is some proper big dick goal scoring you pathetic Ösi
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Yvzo1puoE
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>>100559910
Bros, it's been too long. I'm afraid /ourboy/ Bakary Daffeh had an accident and died somewhere. It's so sad, that they couldn't find him.

Press F to pay respects
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>Sigmar Gabriel war Tönnies-Berater
>10.000 Euro Honorar im Monat
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>>100560320
Wer hat uns verraten? Sozialdemokraten!
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>Zur kommenden Saison gründet der FC Schalke 04 eine eigene Frauenfußballabteilung. Dabei soll in den nächsten Monaten nachhaltig eine gesamtheitliche Struktur im Bereich Frauen- und Mädchenfußball aufgebaut werden. Als Vorsitzender der Abteilung wird Bodo Menze agieren.

>Ein Frauenteam soll zukünftig in der Kreisliga antreten, eine weitere U17-Juniorinnenmannschaft in der Kreisliga. Zusätzlich soll in jedem neuen Jahr ein weiteres Jugendteam, also U15 und jünger, hinzukommen, um so den nachhaltigen Aufbau der Abteilung zu gewährleisten. Die ersten Sichtungstrainings finden am 18. und 25. Juli sowie am 1. August 2020 auf Schalke statt.

„Mit der Gründung einer Frauen- und Mädchenfußballabteilung wollen wir unser Angebot im Bereich des Breitensports erweitern. Wir freuen uns sehr, dass nunmehr endlich auch Frauen und Mädchen aktiv Fußball beim und für den FC Schalke 04 spielen können. Unser Fokus wird dabei klar auf dem Amateursport liegen – hier wollen wir mittel- und langfristig einen neuen, ideellen Nachwuchsbereich entwickeln, der für Hobby-Fußballerinnen jeden Alters eine sportliche Heimat auf Schalke bietet“, sagte Jochen Schneider Vorstand Sport von Schalke 04.
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>>100560011
>>100560024
>2 seconds apart
>only two Ösi posts in a while
hmmmmm
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>>100560227
he's from africa
he was eaten by lions
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>>100560179
I honestly think Kickers JuS 03 can still turn this around.
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>>100560393
oldie but goldie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFshQQqsV1Y
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>>100560179
>penzil dicks getting under the TRAKTOR
BRUMM BRUMM MOTHERFUCKER
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>>100560465
definitely samefag
but not a big surprise given how autistic his posts are. just like with jt
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>>100559434
Will HSV ever catch a break?
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>>100560179
based af
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>>100560179
autistic ösi utterly btfo
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>>100560513
the real question to me is, why is he so obsessed with virginity and dicks?
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>>100559807
Good thing Kampl isnt leaving then
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I don't get it.
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hahahsv
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>>100559807
kampl is staying
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>>100560811
Lmao.
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Boah hab ich Brandt.
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Look how authentisch Weidenfeller praises Puma and 1&1: https://www.instagram.com/p/CCGEHvCpjd9/
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>>100560811
wew
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we /heidenheim/ today
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>>100560811
haha, now that's autism
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Happy Birthday Giulia!
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wrong thread tom
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>>100560837
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>>100560837
NO
Lebenslang Grün-Weiß here
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>Giulia Gwinn
what kind of name is that?
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>>100560968
basec
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I meant to say based
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>>100560513
Jt is based
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jt ist behindert
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jt hat einen an der waffle
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jt kann mich mal kreuzweise
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>>100559367
Daffeh
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is anyone seriously questioning that this young man is 22 year old Bakery Jatta?
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>>100561317
Ich sehe schon, wie du händereibend vor dem Computer sitzt. Ist das ekelhaft. Glückwunsch, dass Du das Glück hattest in diesem Land geboren zu sein.

Kein Mensch ist illegal!
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>>100560811
Gnabry und Kimmich backen eine Torte und Kimmich sagt: "Warte! Ich habe einen Brand!". Dann kommt Brazzo mit Aki Watzke und Leroy rein und alle 3 sagen: "Hat jemand Sahne gesagt?" dann gibt sich Sane selber eine Backpfeife und alle lachen während Oli Kahn im Hintergrund Elfer hällt.
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>>100560859
Geile fotze boah
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>>100561524
>während Oli Kahn im Hintergrund Eier hällt

ftfy
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>>100561493
Hehe... had this in my clipboard today too and was waiting for the right comment to appear in /bundes/
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>>100561524
>während Oli Kahn im Hintergrund Eier legt
ftfy
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Gnabry und Kimmich streiten und dann sagt Kimmich: "Man bist du ein Opfer" und Gnabry sagt "Du nennst mich Opfer man?" und durch die Tür kommt...
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Thomas Müller
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Jacob Italiano
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Gerhard Tremmel
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Erwin Rommel
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>>100561317
This nigga is 35 at least
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Tebea Kemme
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>>100561621
>>100561574
Aus dem Ei schlüpft dann ein Hahn, der sofort kräht MIA SAN MIA
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>>100561787
Da kommt Alfons Schuhbeck aus der Kantinenküche gestürmt...
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>not Uli
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>>100561815
Erstickt an seinem eigenen Essen und Müller-Wohlfart blamiert sich beim Wiederbelebungsversuch.
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>>100559367
>>100559434
>it takes Schland almost a year to bust a liar
wew
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>>100561317
heh about time. Get that Necher out of my club
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>>100560942
>>100560968
deluded fischköpfe belong in the 2.Liga
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>>100562014
four days after the last game of the season
the HIV state reaches deep
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LET'S GO HEIDENHEIM
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just accidentally inhaled a fruchtfliege, is this dangerous?
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>>100561317
he is 14 year old bakkary daffeh
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>>100562144
Yes, it is currently building a Fruchtfliegen-Kolonie in one of your lungs. Pray the corona kills it before it spreads.
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>>100562144
May god have mercy on your soul.
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>>100562144
rip anon
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tried to sneeze it out, but i think it was already in my lungs
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Ew. Imagine it laying eggs.
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>>100562155
Just let the kid play some football god damnit FUCKING NAZI PIGS
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>>100562144
Better drink a glass of primasprit to kill her.
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>>100562233
>>100562233
>>100562233

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