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Royals
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first for going 40-20 in 2020
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Going to opening day coronavirus edition gonna be kino as fuck
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Second for my dream World Series predictions:
>Sawks vs Barves - Bawston Series
>Sawks vs Ubs - Cursebreaker Series
>Bankees vs Walgreens - Strike Series
>Royers vs Doyals - Baby Blue Series
>Oreos vs Jints - Orange is the New Black Series
>Jasy vs Tardinals - Birb Series
>Anglels vs Doyers - Freeway Series
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>>100504727
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>>100504727
oy vey houspie aint gonna like dis!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHNzOHi8sJs
this is /mlb/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MGjTIc93Lo

THIS is /mlb/
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>>100504822
Don't you dare ever steal my show ever again you pissant
There are weight classes for a reason
Ten cent sissy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdQQCGLhKfw
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>>100504840
this ashole is cocky!
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Cock m n dock m
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>saturday rec league cancelled
>mfw
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this is /mlb/
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>>100504840

you're the pissant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOLE1YE_oFQ
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>>100505003
Holy f*ck winks I could just punch in "chiptune bubsy" and live your life
you like EDM but you like bad, ,,,,, bad, edm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMR5BI2RjoA
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>>100505059

i'll listen to bad edm all day my guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrwowDPXLlw
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Winky needs a life coach
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>>100505087
This song is OK, but it's so little. Everything about you is little!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slWTvgxOJmU
This is EDM
This is /mlb/
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It's implied that you play these songs as loud as possible in your Lincoln truck, so hard the city wakes up
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MARINERS!
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Little Winks, one of me o/` worth ten of him o/`
laaa de da diddy daaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVjTlTdIDQ
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>>100505146

we can go back even further if you want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDluEia22oA
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Winky trying to defend himself to the relentless jaw breaking fists
It sounds fun, Winks
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winky....find the vinky...
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They're sharing a drink they called loneliness..

but it's better than drinking alone...!!
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>>100504738
pulling for the reds if (when) my cubbies can’t get it done. totally forgot about all the talent they added
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Ya gotta pull for dem reddies
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reddies get a big W with the cubred broship
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yay I’m so happy :)))
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Joey Votto
Eugenio Suarez
Nick Senzel
Nicky Castellanos

fuck all yall bithches
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Is this nu though?
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>>100505122
>MARINERS
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.
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>>100505253
>Joey Votto
>Eugenio Suarez
>Nick Senzel
>Nicky Castellanos
Are they white? Is Anthony Recker white?
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Fuck I got a big ole hog
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Why do posters here question the race of Anthony Recker? More bizarrely why do they question the race of Noah Syndergaard? Syndergaard is whiter than mayonnaise.
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>>100505246

tell me more
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0
this is /mlb/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bTWF7eirJw

this is /mlb/
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It's always so soft and small with Winky
So soft
So small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBtyCtxllP0
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this is /mlb/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4CHqb-CHJI
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this is /mlb/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caOkF_lPF4w&
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ah shit i take it back. THIS is /mlb/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NLV6d9TkkE
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why haven't you watched npb yet? or do you not actually like watching baseball?
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>>100505680
I have been asswanker
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>draggie doos
kek
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>>100505692
i am delighted to hear this.
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>>100505680
It's a half measure.
I've never supported any weak men and their compromises.
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>>100505733
there are no half measure. you enjoy baseball or you dont. do you have any other purpose here? you area a weak man yourself, no one would support you
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>>100505722
the crap game was boring though which should i be watching kumibro?
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>>100505750
the streams were poor and monopolized into one shit stream frabricated for tv. gints dominated and that was the only stream that worked for me. my drags got dicked harder, but i could not ever witness it. a blessing in disguise if you will. there is one last game at 2am pst, but fuck staying up for that.
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>>100505747
>you area a weak man
I am the only strong man left here. My shoulders are wider than doors, my stamina is days long.
There is no man here without me.
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>>100505680
I've been watching NPB for a few years now. Based Chiba Lotte is on a tear.
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>>100505848
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>>100505872
>roylels
>no mention of basedball
disregarded
>>100505873
i went with dragons cuz typeface bias. but watching umetsu pitch a gem last weekend sold me on him, loved his style and command.
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>>100505923
You will find my mentions within your own ass.
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>>100505953
>mentions
gee not like anyone else knew you were one of the few faggot samefags who made up more than 40% of this shit, extended off season general.. you're better filling your own ass, the lord knows no one is as capable as you are
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>>100506025
Let's take it easy on him why don't we? We're all just trying to get through offseasons and we may say things that we don't mean but it's all because the lack of baseball. Just give him a break.
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>>100506035
you fags say stuff you dont mean even when baseball is prime for talkin and watchin. are you a co-conspirator to destroy the glorious sport of america? i think your allegiance should be called into question
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>>100506055
I bleed. I feel. I seeth. I mean no harm to anyone or anything on this general! Lord knows I tried talking baseball the last few nights but could only come up with a few meme team names! I swear to god baseball has been gone for so long I forgot how to even discuss!
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Let's take it easy on me too
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>>100506070

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tebshO9wZo
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>>100506025
I was just hangin out bro daaaamn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy0w7XWL12U
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Winky's got it
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>>100506089
This is /mlb/
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buffalels kek!
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This is /mlb/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMrR_bJBnJU
hit em in the chest with it
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>>100506070
>I tried talking baseball the last few nights
what a disgrace. you merely conjecture the thought of a few nights of baseball talks absolves your sins? no, speaking of the merit you began a discussion is more than generous to your quasi-exhausted labors. i implore you and everyone else to talk baseball, regardless of nationality. the fact that our general in notated is /mlb/ is closed-minded in itself. we are a global entity, we must act the part. stop being a fucking faggot and promote our glorious sport. now is our time to strike within the hearts of others. if you can disagree with myself, you can kill yourself
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teh buffakeks! oh my !! oh lord!!! dude flipped kek!!! he did a flippie!!
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>>100506124
i-i'm trying my best!!
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o shit somebody put it back up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfRkxfU34tU
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bat and ball...and...glove... Mmmm..that's basebal...
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Will you fucktards stop leaking out of your containment board?

It's like I can't browse 4chan for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES without someone posting a "LE EBIN S4S IRONIC MAYMAY XD". Your dipshits are like a fucking EBOLA epidemic, as soon as one shitposter posts anything even remotely related to /s4s/ another 500 crawl out of the woodwork as start spamming, checking dubs and posting unfunny pictures of shit "memes" that don't even make any fucking sense. And can we talk about /s4s/'s memes for a second here? It's amazing how the board most obsessed with memes has failed to produce even one meme that isn't complete and utter garbage. The closest thing you cocksuckers had to an actual successful meme was topkek, and even that was ripped off ylilauta. And when was that? Two years ago? What actual real memes did /s4s/ produce since then? Just a whole bunch of frankly quite boring pictures with zero humor or exploitability. It's no wonder that nothing from this self-declared "OC factory" ever actually spreads to other boards. This is painfully pathetic to watch. Most of you aren't even being ironic anymore. Some of you actually actually come here and in full sincerity participate in this circlejerk. You excuse your actions by saying mindbogglingly idiotic shit like "this is like old /b/! lel so random", but guess what retards: I've been on 4chan since 2006 and this place is nothing, NOTHING like old /b/. Fucking STOP SAYING THAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. That's outright OFFENSIVE to anyone who's seen what pre-2007 /b/ looked like. You nuggets of cancer perfectly embody everything that KILLED old /b/. It's like someone took the 2008-era cancer, took THE VERY WORST PARTS of it, concentrated it to 200% levels and then wrapped it in a painfully thin veil of "irony".

You know? I'm ain't even mad. Let this be a containment board for you newfags and ledditors. I honestly don't have the energy to care about anything that happens on this website anymore. Just wanted to say fuck you. Bye.
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>>100506124
We;ve abandoned baseball...when it needed us most..teh notion that baseball has abandoned us...has been misguided...options in kbo...npb...proved fruitful...yet..../mlb//...has...spat on the face of bat and ball...spat on teh face of teh eternal struggle between teh bat and ball...
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God I miss the old /mlb/... sighhh
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keep in mind newfigs: you're rused the second you start browsing this board and continue to be in a constant state of rusification as long as you continue browsing it

and if you're posting? good lord. when does the rusing ever stop
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who are the top npb pitchers to anyone knowledgable about the league?
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What would a room full of /mlb/ users look like?
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>>100506184
I'd sit on a throne of weaker men begging for mercy.
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>>100506175
kodai umetsu is the japanese greg maddux
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>>100506191
fuck you cocksucker oh my god i'd wring your god damned neck shothed i'll bring you down to my height you chickenshot
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>>100506210
I'll see your ass!
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>>100506184

sad. we're all sad
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>>100506197
when's his next start son?
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>>100506218
o-oh? *spanku*
haven't had enough yet?
*spankie*
/mlb/ gets spankies!
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>>100506232

spankies rise up
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/mlb/ is an experiment gone terribly wrong and you should be moved to >>>/trash/
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>>100506250

> implying we aren't already there
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>>100506221
turn your sadness upside down and be happy! it just has to click bro! jsut wait for the click and it;ll go away brother and you'll be on cloud 9!
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patiently waiting on thos baystars
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13 minutes to go son.
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>hanshit
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baystars stylin on ya!
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Someome secure this style asshole
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>>100506683
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he's leaving that hook right in the wheel house! hows this psychopath getting away with it
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Hook em n cookm
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>>100506777
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Now this guy is dealing!
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Taira has them guessing up there
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his curve is just hanging at this point
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this guy has nothing left in the tank already! take his ass out...
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>Scherzer vs Cole opening day
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>>100504752
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Who has the best curves in baseball?
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>>100508855
mrs. met
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Hey /mlb/, im curious about the sport but im in a non baseball city (MTL)
How do I get into baseball, what’s the hitch?
Figured now was a good time with a 60 game season
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>>100509557
Please don't watch our cum guzzling sport. Isn't there something involving snow or ice or drinking shitty beer or something you should be doing?
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>>100509713
There’d be CFL Preseason around this time of year but the CFL season has been COVID’ed
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>>100509557

Thanks for the baseball team. No take backs.
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>>100509948
We’re gonna buy 50% of the Rays and have them play 25% of their games in the olympic stadium
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>>100509557
you get into the game by watching a shitty team lose all the time and eventually you just get stockholm syndrome and maybe a trophy every 30 years
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>>100510020
50% of the Rays? What's that gonna cost? Couple hundred bucks?
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>>100510206
and The cost of replacing whatever mascot the rays have by Youpi
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>>100506226
next saturday i believe if rotation holds true
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She’s the best thing about baseball.
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>>100509557
It's best to get into it as a kid, failing that just play a couple games yourself. Or if that's an issue you can play a video game. The Show if you have a Playstation, OTP Baseball if you have a PC, Tapout 2020 if you have a smartphone, and go fuck yourself if you have an Xbox
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>>100511131
Met my wife at a Giants game. Great woman
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>>100511190
That's a man, baby.
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>>100510335
BASED youpi desu
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>>100504793
They just dropped another doo doo song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioNng23DkIM
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>>100511190
Hey me too. Your wife really is a great woman.
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>>100511250
>>100511882
>t. seething incels
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>>100512053
Don't be rude to me, I'll tell your wife.
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Why do posters here question the race of Anthony Recker? More bizarrely why do they question the race of Noah Syndergaard? Syndergaard is whiter than mayonnaise.
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>>100512413
Real mayonnaise is a bit yellow
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>>100512529
>Real mayonnaise is a bit yellow
What does yellow have to do with Syndergaard?
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>My Corona (The Knack - 1979) has faded enough in Pennsylvania so I can start going to church again
Well, so much for that cannibalism I wanted to do. My priest always knows how to lift my spirits
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>b h
>c
>l
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>>100504885
He didn't deserve it. Greinke deserves better than the Astros.
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anybody wanna sniff my balls? theyre nice n ripe today
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>>100514719
If they're ripe "today" how often are they not ripe and what's that like?
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Why do posters here question the race of Anthony Recker? More bizarrely why do they question the race of Noah Syndergaard? Syndergaard is whiter than mayonnaise.
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>>100515369
I dunno. Why is your Mom such a whore?
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>Mitch Haniger placed on the 60 day DL

holy shit, how does a blown testicle ruin a player's career like this?
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>>100515990
>holy shit, how does a blown testicle ruin a player's career like this?
The orc poster only has one testicle.
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>>100515083
They're ripe if they're unwashed, sweaty and smelly. Right after a shower, they're not ripe for sniffing and/or sucking
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>>100516195
I was thinking like fruit and shit
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>>100515990
a blown testicle runs your life senpai
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>>100516229
I got a blown dick last night
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>>100516374
How many Zimas did you have to buy him?
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>>100516220
Just shut up and start sniffing
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>>100516713
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what's the best baseball videogame?
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>>100519233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCovDzKOOCU
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THIS is /mlb/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QExmqIKufIY

>>100519233
All-Star Baseball 2005
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>>100515990
It sucks because he looked like he was set to have a strong run in the near future.
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I don’t watch Japanese baseball lol
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Who are the coobs of the KBO?
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>coobs
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cooms lol
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>Cubs announce their 60-Man “Summer Camp” Roster
>Only 50 people on it.
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Say what you want about the tigers, but at least we got a good history
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>MLB teams are calling the 2020 preseason "Summer Camp"
now this is basedball

>>100520702
>Ty Cobb
>his archnemesis Sam Crawford
>Hank "the Hebrew Hammer" Greenberg
checks out
>
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>>100520847
There's gotta be a woman on Etsy or some shit willing to sell me some Bearys
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>Watched an old Pirates game
>Realize there's a very real chance I'll never watch a Pirates game again in my life
>TFW I've never even actually been to the park
>TFW I feel more and more an urge to consume human flesh
>TFW Catholic I don't think I'm allowed to
I know God tests people but shit this is getting intense
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>>100521012
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>>100521062
fuck this guy!
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>>100521012
>>100521062
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>>100521086
phenomenal content
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It's hot. The sun is shining. I'm sweating like a pig. The president doesn't give a fuck if Russia puts bounties on our soldiers. And there's still no fucking baseball.
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Is it just me, or is this the longest off season ever?
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>>100522874
No that's when we miss a whole season because of a strike
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Good morning, /mlb/. Hope you guys had a great weekend.
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>>100524587
poodsres lol
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>>100524587
>Good morning, /mlb/. Hope you guys had a great weekend
Hi, anon and fren.
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>>100524587
OH NO I... I... I'M POOOOOOODSIIIING
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>>100524587
Hello dadsbro
Worked on chopping and clearing some downed trees on saturday. It was hot, humid, and there was no breeze, but it was good work to do considering i have no work otherwise.
Slept great too
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>>100525849
That sounds great anon. I put a new bed together Friday night and was working on getting a new set of furniture in my room. I also washed my car, made a grocery run, got my dog groomed, and was able to have some drinks with friends while giving them a hand doing some maintenance on their pool pump.
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>>100525869
Yeah, I've got no work otherwise so as hot as it was and will continue to be, I'll gladly take something physical to do to stay busy. No work had led to bad sleep, boredom is a killer.
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>>100525901
Sorry to hear that man. I've been in an essential industry since Day 1, so I've never been able to stay-at-home.
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B-BROS?

https://twitter.com/SteveGilbertMLB/status/1277661326622355457
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Nacionales beats Yanquis in Opening Day. You heard it here first and it's gonna be embarassing for New York.
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Centralbros select lala
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How have the Dodgers not won a WS?
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>>100526986
Used too much money, it looped back around
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>>100526986
Not a doyers fan but I would say kershaw deserves the most blame followed by the Astros and Dave roberts
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>>100526986
Not a Dodgers fan, but let's take it easy on the Dodgers.
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>>100527155
>>100527315
>>100527322
They have the most wins over the last 7 seasons. Its puzzling how that hasn't become a championship
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>>100527428
Why would regular season wins that stacked up because they picked on teams like the poodres and rookies count for anything?
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>>100526310
Mike Leake has opted out

so have Ryan Zimmerman (who said he's not retiring) and Joe Ross

>>100526986
>best pitcher is a notorious postseason choker
>manager clearly cracks under pressure and makes dumb pitching choices
>money can't buy championships
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>>100528176
>>money can't buy championships
Anymore

Don't forgot the Yankees existed back then.
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https://sports.yahoo.com/cubs-yu-darvish-plans-play-195529399.html
Good for Darvish, don't come back to your home in Chicago if you get infected though, we're finally flattening the curve here and we got enough cancer from Wisconsin and Indiana shitting things up.
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melky cabrera lol
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https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2020/06/mlb-rule-changes-2020-health-safety-protocols.html


This extra inning runner on 2nd base to start inning meme rule is fucking bullshit.

FUCK YOU MANFRED!
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>>100528450
I know. Someone needs to put a rubber band around his balls, Fight Club style. If he has any. I have my doubts.
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>be houston
>cheat
>lose
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>>100528176
>opted out
>Ryan Zimmerman (who said he's not retiring) and Joe Ross
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give it to me straight boys, how will my Athlelics do this year?
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>>100528919
get dabbed on by the stros
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>>100528939
It's been proven that the Astros can't hit if they're not cheating.
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>be houston


>lose!
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be houstie woostie!

losie!
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200th for the 2019 World Series Champion Washington Baseball Eagles
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poopoolose!!
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>>100525583
POODS LOL
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my astros :)
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How does a man get hit by a pitch in six consecutive games. That seems insane.

https://stathead.com/tiny/n9zSe
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go metties
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>>100530630
who tested positive
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>>100528450
there's not going to be a season
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>>100530630
Fuck this god damn idiotic sperg motherfucker. Holy shit I've had it. I'm done. That was the last straw. How many times does this retard even have to post that stupid ass image? "ayanometties.png", we get it fucktard. You've been posting the same image for years LITERAL YEARS on end. It wasn't funny the first time and it sure as hell wasn't funny this time. You're honestly really pathetic huh? Is this the highlight of your day? Do you come home after a long day of work and say "hey! I think I'll post the ' ayanometties.png' today for the bazillionth time!" Go fuck yourself with something sharp and long. You're a huge piece of shit and it reflects in how you fuck with everybody with that image. No one wants to see it. It isn't even relevant today and hasn't been relevant for 5 long years, but hey some faggot living in the past still worships it like it was the messiah. Oh my god you piss me off so much.
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>Team is too stupid to start properly rebuilding and holds onto its aging players just because they were part of the dynasty
JUST
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i heared that T I E B R E A K is on MLB now

the times really has changed
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>>100531286
LOL GNATS
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Don’t wanna get any Mets niggers excited, my coworker also part times at Citi Field. She works as a parking attendant or someshit. she said they would start in August, possibly to expect fans.
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I fully expect one player from each of a teams 25 man roster to opt out of the season. Might see some stars. Might see some literally who’s. You niggers don’t know who has cancer parents or immune deficient children. This is wild tbqh.
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>>100531999
hope Mookie opts out
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Just finished Major bros, how do I fill the void from a lack of baseball now?
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>>100532043
A baseball kino like Hardball or a comfy comedy like Eastbound and Down
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>>100531297
blinko thonk
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>>100532043
i know a bunch of Japanese baseball animu

i recommend watch gurazeni, it have stupid GCI but is nice to learn how pro basebaal works in Japan
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Top 5 LA Angels of all time? Nolan Ryan, Trout, Vladimir Guerrero and Carew would definitely be in it.
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>>100532464
Simmons
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>>100532476
Last slot on the Top 5 Angels would probably be someone who was on the 2002 squad.
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>>100532464
Why is the Angels called the LA angels if they aren't even in LA county?
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>>100532486
I meant Andrelton Simmons
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>>100532488
Orange County is part of the LA metropolitan area.
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>>100532509
I think Tim Salmon is more likely to be in the top 5 than him.
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>>100532510
But still, Anaheim is its own city and I think it would be cooler if it formed its own identity. I know they were called the Anaheim angels for ~6 years and the California angels for ~31 years. I think they should go back to that.
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>>100532528
You won't see the Anaheim Ducks change their name to the Los Angeles Ducks for example.
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>all the big names are pulling out due to health concerns
>even less of a pull to zoomers and Twitterfags only watching for storylines
ohnonononono manfredd seething
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>>100532591
korhnauser has set manfred into a buck and twirl
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Recently saw a Red Sox Top 5 that consists of Ted Williams, Yaz, Clemens, Boggs and Cy Young.
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late night /mlb/ can be a blessing
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>>100531286
None of those guys have much trade value and they still draw fans, it's the old post-window Phillies formula. Meanwhile the farm is a lot better than it was 2-3 years ago. Remember they almost traded Bum at the deadline last year but then they went on a hot streak that month, and they just drafted their second elite catching prospect in 3 years. They're not banking the future on the old ring winners anymore, but they aren't taking any of them behind the barn with a shotgun either.
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>>100531286
Oh and also say hi to the wife.
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How the fuck does Manfred still have a job?
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>they took 4chan
>they're taking baseball
what copes are left if they take anime
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>>100533026
Western animation is actually pretty good
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>>100533077
i don't think our coat of arms looks like that
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>>100533130
Slavs stole the red white and blue from France and the UK
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>>100533077
I never get into steven universe
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>>100533207
You don't have to there are tons of good cartoons SU is just some shit that had alright character development
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Lou Whitaker should be in the Hall of Fame.
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Fuck yeah KBO baseball is on

Kiwoon all the way
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Baseball is simple yet nuanced, fun but stressful, easy yet hard, simple to understand but with complicated rules, and it’s the greatest game ever created.
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>>100533557
Baseball is America's national passtime
America is the best country in the world
Therefore baseball is the best passtime in the world
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>>100533484
Link me them streams
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>>100533580
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>>100533576
It's on espn
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>>100533676
Dickhead I don't have cable
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>>100533569
America used to be the best country in the world until the Republicans ruined it. Baseball is still great though.
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>>100504885
how does Greinke manage to be the most based pitcher alive
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>>100533736
The Republicans were goof for 6 years, but they were pussies about reconstruction
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>>100533751
I was thinking more along the lines of the last 30 years, but what ever.
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>>100533991
Besides win the civil war name one good things republicans done did
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>>100534470
race baiting, identity politics, cancel culture, and pulling down racist statues
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>>100534561
I said republicans, not good things democrats done did
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I was today years old when I found out Ian Desmond is black
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>>100534589
Nigga was light skinned as fuck I feel you
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Memery and post-truthism are going to be the end of civilization, to the delight of sadistic childless incels

Donald Trump had a college batting average of .738
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>>100534624
Hope the Nats draft him next year, they could use a few more good batters
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>>100534587
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>>100534994
Did someone really get paid to write this
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is baseball canceled or not has BLM decided yet
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>>100535515
American blacks don't even know baseball exists
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>>100529535
MVP over here
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>>100533484
NPB is also happening
sadly Yakult didnt played today :(
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>>100534994
>>100535168
Democracy really dies on darkness huh?
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>>100536589
Democracy died when we put a damn cheeto in the white house
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Trucker gang takeover
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BOB NUTTING IS A GIANT PIECE OF SHIT
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>>100534589
>>100534612
I thought it was weird that Desmond was saying MLB was only 8% black, because that excludes all the black hispanic players. Like in Desmond's mind pic related isn't black even though he's way darker than Desmond.
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>>100540744
*Damn forgot the pic
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>>100537821
>IT WAS HER TURN
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That does it
China must pay
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>>100534994
>People keep claiming that pitchers are terrible hitters. They aren't.
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>>100541098
Honestly the owners have been planning this for a while. Severe contractions of the minors were already on the table and even cheapskate teams like the Mets have been beefing up their spring training and AAA facilities. Wuhan virus just gave them excuse to speed things up.
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>>100541133
*them an excuse
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NLDF coming in fast and hot with the only three videos of pitchers hitting a home run
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>>100541098
That sucks, my local Collegiate team's league also ceased operations this year due to how low attendence is expected to be. Sucks too the Miners' new logo is way more appealing than the actual logo
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Gents, your BACK TO BACK AAA champions
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The Bats are neat and all but it truly sucks that Louisville doesn't have an MLB team. We actually have a really neat history with the National League and are of coarse the home of Louisville Sluggers

Most people here would be more interested in an NBA expansion, apologies but myself included, but the MLB would find a great audience here
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>>100541569
I think Nashville or Charlotte would be a lot more likely. I'd love to see one of the FL teams nobody gives a shit about get moved.
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>>100541664
They are cheap franchises, maybe the Marlins can be moved here. Southern teams always fail. Atlanta has the Braves and Texas has the Astros, but every city in the South either has a history of franchises failing or have an openly apathetic audience. Baseball is a yankee and somewhat western sport, the South doesn't seem to want anything to do with it.
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>>100541773
>Baseball is a yankee and somewhat western sport, the South doesn't seem to want anything to do with it.
Strange that so many players come out of the south then. I don't mean just Texas or Florida either, backwards redneck states like Alabama, Virginia, Missouri, South Carolina, etc. always seem to produce stars and especially star pitchers.
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>>100541155
>pitchers hitting a home run
Extremely fun, a wonder why the shit league hates it so much
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>>100541871
Because it's so absurdly rare that it's not worth the other 9999 times out of 10000 that it doesn't happen.
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>>100541855
Got any numbers that they produce a particularly large amount of people? I've looked into it and the Cubs, just for example, is about 1/6th southern but 1/4th the country is from the South so it doesn't seem like it's a particularly active pool compared to others.
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>>100541910
So the top 20 states (per capita) in terms of producing pro baseball players are:

1 and 2: Florida and California (no surprises there)
3. Georgia
4. Mississippi (what a stupid name for a state)
5. Arizona
6. Louisiana
7. Alabama
8. Oklahoma
9. Hawaii
10. Texas
11. Connecticut
12. Washington
13. Nevada
14. South Carolina
15. Tennessee
16. Kansas
17. North Carolina
18. Missouri
19. Delaware
20. Virginia

Source is: https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/baseball-hotbeds-where-do-pro-baseball-players-come-from/

Oh and for what it's worth, New York is 39th, which is amazing when you consider it's one of the most populous states with the most popular baseball team in the world.
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>>100541896
Oh well then grr, gotta hate it!

NL has it and AL doesn't have it at all, that's sad for them but I don't even think twice about their shit league.
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>>100542044
You don't have to hate it, just understand where the argument for the DH is coming from. Pitchers have never been good hitters*. Even today, the so-called "good hitters" among pitchers are guys like Grienke and Madbum, who have career BAs hovering around the .180-.220 range. And those are the elite hitting pitchers who announcers say "oh you better watch out, this guy can hit!" for. Putting any pitcher up to the plate is basically a free out unless you're pinch hitting for him. It's a massive waste of time.
>inb4 "but catchers aren't usually good hitters, why not have two DHs!" like NL fans usually argue
The absolute worst offensive position player in MLB is a catcher, Jeff Mathis, with an OPS+ of 48. The average pitcher has an OPS+ of -15.

*Ruth and Ohtani are the exceptions
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>>100541569
I think Cincinnati would have a big problem with it.
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>>100532892
SF has the money to push through it and most of those guys are still useful, even if they are overpaid. They all potentially expire within the next two seasons, too.
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>SD acquires INF Jorge Mateo from OAK for PTBNL
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Y’all have any plans for Bobby Bonilla Day?
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>>100543146
I'm going to shit post and laugh at the >mest
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Stoveminders! What’s the status and temperature of the stove? Can the stove kill Covid-19?
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I just ass raped ya
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>cusb
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O i fuck ya
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Sick ya in the dick
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>>100543146
Retard faggot keksucker
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NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOT MY METS JETS KEKTS NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TO ME*NOM NOM U
METS JETS NOM NOMS!! HUNGWY BABY HUNGWY NOT MY METJETNOMMIES HUNGWY NYAA~~
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>>100543695
washed up shitters opting out
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MEST KEK MEST!
MEST KEK MEST!!!

HEY MESTIES WHADDA YA SAY QUEENS IS A GREAT PLACE TO GET AIDS
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This is getting a little bit outta hand
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we love to fuck ya!
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Mmmm...nom nom nom FEED ME!! NOM NOM NOM....! Ohh!! Is that?!..! Oh dear heavnems!!.
MOAR MOAR MOAR!! BABBY STILL HUNGWY BABBY WANT MORE MUNNY!!!
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GAGASHKA!
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oh here comes the daily fucktard with his daily fucktarded posts
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We are more than 3/5ths of the way to nu though?
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my boy winky...
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wink...
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>>100536126
>but we waz team managerz annd sheeuuiit
Get ready for mlb to have black diversity quotas enforced by domestic terrorists
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>>100537821
>let's replace him with a wrinkly bag of dementia
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>>100542011
Damn interesting graph. What the hell do they put in the water round Hawaii?

Also, texass getting owned by little Oklahoma AGAIN

OOOHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO LMAO imagine being a literal texan
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>>100544079
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>>100544079
Hawaii loves baseball because Asia loves baseball
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have a look at the second half stats
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look out in the allagayny!
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I'm a cowboy
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This is /mlb/
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/mlb/ yay
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Happy Bobby Bonilla Day everyone
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>>100543695
low heat
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gay metties kek
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>>100544487
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>>100544555
DOUBLE TRIPLE?

ONLY A HOME RUN AND SINGLE AWAY FROM THE CYCLE

WHERE ARE THEY?
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find home run and single
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Show us the home run son
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Bring out the single
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>>100544487
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>>100544445
>/mlb/ yay
I’m so happy!
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>>100542697
dads just got their 10th inning runner
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they just don’t make em like mone davis anymore.... now THERE was a pitcher,, not a belly itcher!
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>>100544506
>low heat
No trades? No transactions? No coals in the fire?
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>>100544079
Warm weather for Hawaii
And Texas is football land
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>>100544688
texass kek
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Not the heckin' minor leagues!
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>>100534561
>pulling down racist statues
>Republicans
They're the ones defending the statues of traitors.
Shows that political realignment is one hell of a drug.

Speak of realignments, when is the American League going to let pitchers bat?
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>>100544867
>traitors
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were traitors in British eyes, yes
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Hi, /spee/ and /mleb/ frens!
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>>100544867
Ulysses S Grant was a traitor? Really, you idiot?
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Based Bauer?

https://twitter.com/complexsports/status/1278080014425128960?s=21
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>>100544954
The worst was Christopher Colmbus, that fucking trader
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>>100544932
UwU
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The angry mob has finally reached "keep all accused roiders out of the hall" level. Anyone in American history who was a product of their time must be canceled and nothing else they ever did in their lives is allowed to matter any more. There's only one thing that is allowed to matter any more or else it's ok to commit crimes against you.
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>>100545038
seething
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>>100545045
Don't forget to wake up early so you can hit the streets to spread covid around the ghetto with your rioter buddies and then yell on the news about the virus hitting your community "disproportionately"
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>>100545083
seething
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>>100544688
kek texass
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texass kek!
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>>100545691
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can I get a kekini ITT?
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show us the kekini son
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We need the kekini now more than ever
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cowboy dingers!!!
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>>100545881
oh fuck you. just fuck you
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babby bonilla!
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pitchers and catchers report today!!
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bitchers and kekkers!
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sick em whitty
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get em whit
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>>100544067
It would be a vast improvement.
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>>100546149
>t. never met someone with dementia
trump is getting two terms so you better start coping
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>ian desmond
just lmfao at boomerball cucks you faggots cant be saved
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There will be mlb baseball today you faggots. Where is everybody?
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>>100549033
The ERG spam during the offseason drove them all away. Someone let them know baseball is back now and that ERG has been banned.
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How much would you pay to make out with Fernando Rodney's unwashed armpits after a game? I think I'd go up to $37,000.
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>>100549202
Go Cubs btw
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>>100549053
Where do we find them?
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So what's going to happen to minor league baseball?
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>>100551109
minor league season already confirmed cancelled. minor league players have been confirmed to be allowed by MLB to play in independent leagues, with their MLB team's permission. I don't know how it will impact the minor league teams' finances, but it can't be good.
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Are they broadcasting summer training
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Cubs are taking it all this year.

Grandpa Rossy is back and will lead the Cubs to a new golden age
>>
Reminder that Chicago Cubs are the protagonists of baseball, and their fans are indisputably the best, the most pure, and care the most about the sport.
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>>100545735
ASTERISKS LMAO
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Cubbie wubbies
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>>100551373
Isn't MLB planning to dissolve 40 minor league teams, or something like that?
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So are Yankees fans immortal? Because every time they talk about their team they speak like they were alive for every single championship
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benis......ball

:DD
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>>100551848
HEY!
I EARNED that pocket watch
Fuck You!
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>>100551848
THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!! WE SIGNED COLE SO 2020 COULD BE OUR YEAR!!!!!! 2020 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE #28
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>>100551927
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>>100551982
>>100552018
>YANKEE WITH NO RINGS
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The story behind Bobby Bonilla Day is well documented at this point, but if you don’t know it, here goes:

The Mets wanted to get rid of Bonilla and his $5.9 million salary in 2000. Rather than just take a payout, his agent struck a deal that was a bit different: The Mets didn’t have to pay him right away. They could wait 10 years and instead they could pay him $1.19 million for 25 years starting in 2011.

The Mets took it — and here’s a surprising turn — because ownership was getting 10-percent returns on their investments at the time with a guy named Bernie Madoff, meaning they stood to make more money by paying Bonilla in the future. Oops.
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if ya can’t suck em...fuck em!
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>>100553071
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G pa ross ie
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I'm already flying the W!
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Go w go
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hey chicago what do ya say!
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>>100554537
The Cusb aren't gonna win today?
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>>100554580
>>
>NEW YORK -- The St. Louis Cardinals have replaced the New York Yankees as the opponent for the Chicago White Sox in the Field of Dreams game Aug. 13 in Dyersville, Iowa, a source confirmed to The Associated Press on Wednesday.
>yask
>cusb
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>>100554711
At least now it won't be a ridiculous blowout.
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>>100554711
so instead of having two things like the movie it's going to have one thing like the movie, ok
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>>100554768
>cuckees
Cardchads ww@
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berds!
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>>100554711
Are there even who sux fans? The Cardinals are the right choice though. Should we let BAJP know?
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>>100555371
You can up and go screw
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Can't wait for baseball, lads.
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>>100555424
What's your team and how will they do this year horoanonymous?
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>>100554768
they can play in the Field of Dreams in 2021 too. I doubt the Whos would mind one less home game at US Cellular Park
>tfw no Cards-Cubs in London this year
>tfw no Little League "Classic" memefest
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>>100553071
Pardon the interruption but I'm Fred Wilpon
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>>100551404
so far they haven't even announced a schedule...

>>100551109
in the future?
three levels (AAA, AA, A)
indie ball would get a bit of a boost, its interesting to think what could come out of that (experimental rules?)

>>100545038
it comes from a bogus morality applied to the Hall of "Fame" as a 'sacred space'
when in fact it is a museum and like all good museums should show everything important to the game of baseball - that certainly includes GOATs like Rose, Bonds, and Clemens, along with Sosa, McGwire, A-Rod, and Ortiz

what really got me discombobulated was when someone suggested removing Kenesaw Mountain Landis's plaque from the hall cause he kept the leagues segregated...like you're gonna ignore someone who was Commissioner for 24 years

>>100544958
bauer is a mercenary, and for that he shall never win a ring.

>>100544867
>Speak of realignments, when is the American League going to let pitchers bat?

in a better timeline....

>>100544668
1 trade, small transactions
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>>100555485
I support my team the White Supremacy Sox. They will win the league.
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We are more than 4/5ths of the way to nu though.
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>>100555557
2 away just like your oil fields.
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https://sny.tv/articles/mets-add-another-veteran-reliever-in-rhp-jared-hughes-to-player-pool?fbclid=IwAR2zNSP9Y8R8mpGVMHlvwg6FDNb2g6aEKVrF-XNHznLsn5Bl-B1e6I_ANpY
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>Eric Campell added to OAK player pool
Looks like soup is back on the menu.
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Reminder that every single player was tested today, so don’t fucking panic when you see the headlines in 3-5 days of “MLB REPORTS 23 PLAYERS HAVE CORONAVIRUS”, they’ll be bedridden for a few days and be on track for opening day.
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Let's give it up for Rize every body *clap clap clapclapclap*
>>
Rize is in the house!
>>
Call me rizina...
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Almost there...
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Let's hear it for rize
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Lets analyze rize and her effects on /mlb/
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Rize!!! Yay rize!!! Yay!!
>>
*bangs on bongo drums*
rize....
*bangs*
oh rize....
*stomp bang clap*
hereeeeeee we gooo..
*bang bang bang stomp bang clap clap bang*
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>>100555999
>00
>555
>999
Double trip with extra dubs
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Sick em rize!
Show no mercy...!
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>>100556015
Full house!

Rize!
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No rize...no...i made a mistake. Please don't do this to me rize...have mercy...i must see another ballgame...
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please what is rize pls
is it a food i am hungry
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>>100556061
>not knowing the rize policy of mlb
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>>100556074
is it bitter
is it butter
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Who's got a torrent link for that koshien documentary? i can't find it anywhere
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The Yankees didn't appear in the World Series at all in the 2010s. Wonder if it'll be the same this decade.
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I wonder how bad the free agent market is going to be this off season.
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>>100556737
please...I dont even wanna consider it
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>>100556667
Post this again when mexiyank is around, he'll seethe about dynasties and post more Stefania
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>>100554711
Huh they're still doing this?
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Post players you could take on in a fight
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Which Baseball team should I support
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>>100557276
MARINERS!
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>>100557299
Then it shall be so.
Go Mariners!
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>>100557306
Welcome friend
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>>100557276
Depends on what kind of personality you have. Describe yourself with five words and I'll assign you a team based on your personality.
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>>100557299
>MARINERS!
Where’s the Memeners finger-pointing cunt?
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>>100557306
>Then it shall be so.
>Go Mariners!
Hi and welcome, antipodean fren.
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>>100555912
>Let's give it up for Rize every body *clap clap clapclapclap*
>>100555935
>Rize is in the house!
>>100555990
>Let's hear it for rize
>>100555999
>Rize!!! Yay rize!!! Yay!!
>>100555997
>Lets analyze rize and her effects on /mlb/
>>100555999
>Rize!!! Yay rize!!! Yay!!
>>100556010
>oh rize....
>*stomp bang clap*
>hereeeeeee we gooo..
>>100556023
>Sick em rize!
>Show no mercy...!
>>100556035
>Full house!
>Rize!
And nobody beats the Riz!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ABgYw24hEk
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>>100557110
Makes sense, the field is already built regardless of muh chink virus
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>>100557276
>>100557306
I always tell Aussies to go with the Oakland A's but you've just gone with one of their division rivals. At least the Mariners are also a west coast team so the night home games will still be on in the afternoon for you.
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>>100557419
I say Australians should support the Rangers. Texas, though it sucks shit, has pretty good BBQs and the landscape is similar to Australia's
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>He's 24
Maybe it isn't that boomers like baseball, maybe it's liking baseball that makes you the boomer
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>>100557197
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>>100557510
>He's 24
I dont believe that, he looks 34
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>>100557745
He's gonna die at like 40 or something
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Thonk em nonny
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think em n' thunk em anon
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>>100557276
a West Coast team so you can watch games
Oakland Athletics are good one. they have an Aussie in Liam Hendriks and he's a solid reliever coming off a great season where he became the A's closer
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>>100557855
I'll see you thonked by day's end
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>>100557875
listen here kiddo
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>>100557875
Im gonna take your tight ass downtown if you're not careful kiddo
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>>100557875
I'll see you in boystown.. with bells on
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>>100557875
I'll see ya ass on the flip side..
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Are the Yankees the most famous sports team of all time?
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>>100558119
Maybe. I've been to China and saw a few Yankees with brims and even a couple Yankees with no brims
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>>100558138
mother of god
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>>100558119
>>100558133
People who wear the NY cap think it's a brand / refers to the city.

I know because I have asked them any time I see one.
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>>100558138
I fucking hate the Keions they are vermin no more worthy of life than a common dustmite
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>>100558138
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGgI6qsg_kc
This is /mlb/
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Someone should do a virgin vs chad about the Dodgers and Giants.
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>>100558272
this with dodger chads
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>>100558284
The Giants would probably be the chad when compared to the Oakland A's.
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>>100558294
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>>100558301
A's have won more titles in the Bay Area but the Giants are more popular overall.
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>>100558294
Go back to China you dumb leaf
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>>100558312
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>>100558312
no they haven't you dumbass, both the dodgers and a's have more titles in california
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>>100558347
I know but you'd expect the Giants to be the more popular San Francisco bay area team overall.
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>>100558261
he got me
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In the official /mlb/ draft the centralbros select lala
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Centralbros (1/16)
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Lala
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NEW before thread wars:
>>100558539
>>100558539
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>>100558524
oh we need a pic if you want it on the team asshole
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>>100558518
in the official mlb draft i have bone spurs
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Waiting for the on time thread
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>>100558573
>>100558573
hey were ready
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>>100558575
we're not doing thread wars again, new thread already made.
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>>100558575
Posting in this on time thread.
We're not going to turn into *shudders* /NFL/, making threads 30 posts early.
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>>100558575
>>100558603
>samefagging
don't make extra threads, go away
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>>100558575
Finally a real on time thread the real baseball heads can sink our teeth into.
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>thread wars
>again
if only there were some moderator system in place to keep such things from happening
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>>100558575
>>100558603
>>100558620
>samefagging again
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>>100558575
500 / on time / real / baseball heads only / baseball chat / migrate
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>500
>>100558539
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>>100558651
>spamming an "early" thread
Real /mlb/ posters will join the on time thread.
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>>100558573
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>>100558742
Based on time real /mlb/ hours where we at
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>>100557738
I'M GOING TO SOCK ALEX BREGMAN IN THE FUCKING FACE



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