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The next event of Marble League 2020, the halfpipe, debuts live on June 28th at 3pm EDT / 20:00 BST, while event 3, newton's cradle, livestreams on July 3rd. Come meme the biggest marble event of the year live

>What is Marble League?
The Marble League is a tournament that features the most decorated and dedicated marble sports athletes. Every year, teams of five marbles compete in Qualifiers and the top 12 teams, along with 4 automatically qualified teams, advance to the main tournament. After an exquisite opening ceremony, the 16 teams perform in a series of events that are inspired by real-world Olympic events, earning medals and scoring points towards an overall total. The team with the most points at the end of the tournament is the team that wins the Marble League, standing at the top of the podium during the closing ceremony and having the honor of extinguishing the torch at the end of each year.

>Marble League 2020 Videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoELkuqx8Ug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPFVLLxhEI4

>Channel Link
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJdpnjuSWVOLgGT9fIzL0g/videos

>Official Website
https://www.marble-sports.com

>Fandom Wiki
https://jellesmarbleruns.fandom.com/wiki/Marble_League_Wiki
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inb4 462 replies / 21 posters
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>>100495796
Last one had 93 posters actually
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>glasspergers league
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Who /ducks/ here?
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Minty Maniacs are winning gold again
Screencap this post
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someone post some funnels gifs
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This will be Crazy Cat's Eyes year.
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Imagine hosting.
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Limers 4 life
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>>100506289
Why do marbles do this to themselves
That free qualifying spot isn't worth it
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New chant I created today :

Raspberry racers
We will win
Raspberry racers
We will win
Win win win
Yeah
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>>100506041
They've looked pretty strong so far
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>>100499607
The funnels belong to the racers
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>>100509507
I still can't get over the fact that Mary decided to actually speed her way through something for once in the fucking funnels
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does anyone have the gifs from last thread? i didn't get a chance to save them
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>>100495796
these threads aren't nearly as samefagged as i would expect them to be. that's a lot more of a problem with non-major divegrass league generals or meme sports like /nrl/ or /hoc/
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>>100509681
Contrary to popular belief the slowest marbles exit the funnels first. The faster you go the more you stay on the funnel edge.
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>>100511161
top tier chart
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78zDVL-cYKQ

>15 minutes

SAVAGE SPEEDERS VS ORANGERS CONFIRMED
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>>100512124
Yes, but too fast and you'll bump a marble ahead of you and transfer speed to them.
Truly a thinking man's event.
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>>100508509
That was beautiful, anon
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Reminder that the Speeders are reddit and O'Rangers are not
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This looks like a dumb event
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YOU MAGNIFICENTLY MINTY BASTARDS
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>O'Niggers
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>>100514390
>steals gold from the minty maniacs
i thought i couldn't possibly hate them any more
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Based Orangers
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>Oceanics
life is suffering
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Oh no Speedchads we got too cocky
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>>100506495
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>savage sneeders in last place
OH NO NO NO
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>>100514557
O'Riggers fans are the Patriots/Yankees/Warriors fans of JMR
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Yay Green Ducks, we're perpetual runners-up lol
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>>100514575
What about the savage speeder fans?
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>>100514575
FALSE
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WTF you told me the Savage Seethers were good?
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>>100511161
anon how did you know I use Linux. You are very clearly a witch and I'm reporting all your posts
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>>100514575
they're the red sox
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I miss the livetalk during Marbula One that would reach like 100 posts during the actual races
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>mfw yellow mellow fan
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how will the
>savage sneeders
ever recover
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>>100514979
>mfw Oceanics fan
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>>100514979
Thought this would be their year too tbqh
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>100514575
>implying the Savage Speeders aren't the Pats/Yanks/GSW
i'd expect your post from a Yuro baka
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based comeback from galactic
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>>100515022
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>O'faggots aren't even first and think they are going to win the league
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Now will we recover Savage Chads?!
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Are the Sneeders in rebuild mode after their Marbula 1 win!?
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>>100517912
i think they got a little complacent. hopefully that can pull it together and refocus for the rest of the league
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ SAVAGE SNEEDERS IN LAST

OH NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>100514557
Uhh Speedbros?
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>>100518244
>*
Based
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Now that the dust has settled, what do >we think of Halfpipe?
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>>100519218
not a huge fan but then I prefer my events to be either battles between multiple teams (at least 4 but preferably 8) or one team at a time
I don't really care much for any event that's just two teams
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>>100519283
Agreed, but 1v1 for events like this I'd prefer a single elimination bracket though
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>>100519218
Never liked it. The winner is too clear early in the game. But we haven't seen it in 2 years, so whatever.
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>>100498372
LETS FUCKING GO
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Hazers have gotta pick up their game if they want to be successful this year. They are just half-assing it at the moment.
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Getting paired against the Minty Maniacs really made things tough for us in the halfpipe. Next is funnels though. Our event.
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The Minty Maniacs have competed in funnel racing 4 times, and have earned three silver medals. I'm thinking they podium for three events in a row.
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>>100520402
Podiums in team events are one thing, but the individual events are a whole other kind of discipline.
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>>100519218
Too random.
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>>100520402
Hopefully. Surprise teams doing well is always nice.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>He hates funnels
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>>100526247
I just hope they've made them safer after that Jungle Jumpers injury in the warmups
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>>100526276
Should add safety nets.
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>>100526247
The funnels are a big brain event, thats why tactical teams like the racers do well and >muh speed teams fuck up
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Momo hasn't shit the bed in the first 2 events. Could it finally be our year?
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We all know the GOAT team is indisputably the Savage Speeders, but who is the GOAT individual?
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>>100529124
Speedy.
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>>100529124
>We all know the GOAT team is indisputably the Savage Speeders
>Is in last place
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>Mellow Yellow
What the fuck happened? This was meant to be our year.
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>>100529124
Speedy is the most successful ML marble (Rapidly being second) and he won the M1 as well. Speedy is the 16mm GOAT just like RN3 is the 24mm GOAT.
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>>100529234
It's in the name.
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>>100529177
name one (1) GOAT that hasn't had an off-year
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>>100529251
>RN3*

honestly someone needs to get the sneeders checked for PEDs too while we're at it
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>>100520269
it's still early la, have faith
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>>100529124
Prim.
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For me, its the Haze Amaze
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>my favorite football club is so shit I almost had a mental breakdown, they genuinely make me a worse human being and will be responsible if I die before reaching old age
>"well, at least the Speeders can win, they will cheer me up"
>Even the fucking Speeders are last as of now

Let's just say I hope for the next weeks to be better
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>seething sneeders still seething
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>>100519218
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I can't believe there are so many Speeders fans. /sp/ really is just a bunch of plastics and bandwagoners
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The halfpipe would be so much better if after release the marbles reached the other end softly instead of just bonking into a wall. It'd make it more impressive, more mysterious, more packed up (meaning increased technical skill in bumping off other marbles) and less accident-prone (I'm surprised mo didn't shatter off that wall already)
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>>100531535
If there's a Kobalts fan that's the real dedication right there
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>>100529177
The Montreal Canadiens haven't won the cup in 27 years, they're still the greatest hockey team ever
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>The city of Speeders
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>>100529855
RN3
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>>100531535
I knew Speed is key before it was cool. But I admit I was delighted to find out they are the most dominant team.
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>Red Number 3 has also garnered controversy for his lightweight, plastic physique, for which critics accuse him of having an unfair genetic advantage.
#SayNoToRacism
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Bumblebees really dropped the ball on balancing, which is usually their prime event. Hopefully we can make it up in the funnel.
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o'rangerswinlol is not a sport
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>>100530504
Nah, he's world class, but not the best.
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>>100535635
>o'redditors
>winning
pick one
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>>100531535
I'm bandwagoning them because the Limers fucked it up again.
It's not going so well.
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Team Momo is staying competitive
I think they may podium this year
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>>100530504
he gets my vote, too >>100529124
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Sexiest marbles in the league?
For me it's the Hazers.
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Are there actual differences in the compositions of the different types of marbles? Like are some teams heavier than others, bigger than others, smoother than others, etc?

Or are they all one race, the marble race?
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>>100526276
I can't believe they showed that live, or that they let the event continue. Disgusting behavior from JMR.
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>>100544091
apparently they're all the same weight, and same size (16mm)
some are different materials though
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>>100544099
Also their mechanical flaws is the only reason Jungle Jumpers did not qualify
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O'RANGERS ARE NOT REDDIT
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>>100544091
We judge and support them based on their external appearance, just like real life
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>>100545015
They are reddit
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>>100544091
Allah forgive me but to quote the FAQ on Reddit
>Q - What are the marbles made of?
A - Most are glass, by a wide margin, And many come from the same factory in Mexico by Vacor / Mega Marbles. Some are made of agate, optic fiber, resin, and other materials. They have all been tested to weigh the same amount, based on their category.
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>>100546663
>the marbles are Mexican
this changes my entire view of them now
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Why don't the ball bearings have their own event?
Ball League 2020 make it happen.
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>>100544874
>>100544099
>>100526276
>jungle jumpers chimping out
notice how every other marble navigated the funnels safely? it's almost like it wasn't actual an equipment failure and the JMR committee is helping them save face
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O'RANGERS ARE NOT REDDIT
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>O-O'R-reddit!
Biggest cope I've ever seen. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>100544091
Its funny how some marbles seem to be consistently good or bad compared even to others on their team despite being supposedly identical. >Mary is the textbook example, but rezzy is a prize fuckup too
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>>100552668
How would we tell them apart?
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>>100561937
tiny runners' bibs
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Alliteration is for fags, which must be why john oliver sponsored this
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>tfw no Rojo Rollers
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>>100559750
i think it's more wossname, that thing where you believe you are seeing patterns and assigning meaning to something that's actually entirely random chance. on one hand it means you can invent this fun fictional world where the athletes just happen to be marbles and it's fun to play along and pretend their teams actually make sense and matter, but it also describes the crazy people who believe God is appearing in their TV static or something.
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O'RANGERS ARE NOT REDDIT
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>>100557264
They aren't even in 1st lol calm down
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lads
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>>100569121
bros
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>>100546663
they make some nice marbles
>Blueberry Freeze
JELLE PLEASE I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS
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>>100514019
Anyone else notice that at 1:04 something bounces off the track, then off its left edge and back towards the right? How has JMR not acknowledged this?
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>>100563764
Come on now
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>>100572308
It looks like a fly
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>>100572560
Looked like it bounced to me
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>>100569899
Those are some beautiful marbs
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I think that there are basically two types of autists: Those that, when something goes wrong, they have to redo it. And those that, when something goes wrong, they come up with some sort of headcanon justifying what happened. I think Jelle is the latter.
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Hey /marble/, /sp/ virtual divegrass team manager here
I wanted to let you guys know that if you wanted to hold a poll as to who you want the marble rep on the team to be and what design, now would be a good time. Summer cup 2020 starts on the 17th and the aesthetics deadline for it is in a week, so I'll need to know by Thursday at the latest.
If you want to refer to designs that were used for the /marble/ team from /sp/erb owl 2020, you can go here to see old VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUcjdJ4mg86jykl8oIeb_nw
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>today
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>>100578294
Can't wait CANNOT WAIT
Raspberry Racers are going to remind everyone there are levels to funnelracing
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>>100574371
I've done polls before here so I can get this going tomorrow
Today we have a full event with the Funnel Spin video coming out so we'll be dedicated to that
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>>100579344
inb4 16th place
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>>100579344
1. Raspergers
2. Mintys
3. SS 1488
I think the seethers are going to bounce back today
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CFNNldyI-0
>45 minutes
Is anyone able to make out the marbles in the thumbnail? I think I see Mintys, Mellow Yellow, Momo, Galactic, Oceanics, Speeders, Bees, and the Ducks
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10 minutes until the most important event of Marble League 2020
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>inb4 massive Raz choke
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>>100582031
Mellow Yellow are this year's designated chokers
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>o'r*ddit winning
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REZZY YOU SHIT
why did we start him over razzy the GOAT?
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>galactic only 2 points
fucking embarrasing
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MINTY MANIACS
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ffs
FFS
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Are Minty Maniacs secretly elite?
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Yo did they DOUBLE TEAM my man Clutter?
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Minty Maniacs are becoming too powerful.
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But what the fuck minty maniacs, from out of the league to getting 3 straight medals? Are they doping or something? Do they have the Red 3 as their coach?
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Such a shame for Ducky. Gave it all in the first heat, and juuuuust missed out on a podium finish.
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>>100582186
What the hell is going on in the Mellow Yellow dormitories, they haven't showed up to a single event.
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>>100582186
>the sunken continent of Oceanics
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>>100582186
>>100582204
>SS getting dabbed on by o'reddit again
minty maniacs were an elite hubelino team, nice to see them finally adjust to ML
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>>100582217
Oceanics have always been just average at their best, they only show up at the qualifiers.
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Minty Maniacs my god
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>>100582186
Momo bros we're slipping again
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Minty Drizzel winning stylishly with the fan favourite first-in last-out strategy.
I was a bit worried the shallow green funnels would prevent this but Drizzel proved it can be done.
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>>100582429
That was beautiful
Feels like time and time again the second one into the funnel is in the worst position
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>>100582186
>that 4 place drop for Team Momo
just fucking nuke the team, I'm sick of them letting me down after giving me hope
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>>100582186
>tfw momo fan
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The tide has begun to rise. The Speeders will reign supreme.
FUCK the O'Rangers
FUCK Reddit
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>>100582429
>that fucking end with the O'reddit juke on the speeders trying to push them in
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>>100582141
Was saying the other day that rezzy is a prize fuckup, cringed as soon as I saw his name in the lineup
Also not keen on the wide funnels
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>>100582429
Here you can see the exact opposite strategy to the raspberry racers: instead of strategically jostling and juking marbles into the hole, they played defensively and practically rodeoed the whole group behind them until they were all piled in the center with no momentum left. Very impressive play, well deserved
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For me it's Crazy Cats Eyes
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Cats had a good run this event. Glad the raz's didnt even make it to the main event. Proving they DO NOT run the funnels. I got the sneeders as the dark horse for 2020 tho
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>>100583632
The big funnels have grown on me.
It was pretty cool seeing all the marbles end up together in one funnel towards the end
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Thanks Whizzy for finally delivering...
What the fuck is going on with the Minty Maniacs by the way? This is getting out of hand!

Also, King Stardust is pretty based ngl.
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>>100584579
based on current form, King Stardust could probably outperform Team Galactic
by himself this Marble League
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>>100584704
I'm glad >we finally left last place. Team Galactic are pretty shit so far, but I wouldn't call them out yet. In fact, they are a bit better than I expected them to be so far, but maybe the >host curse will strike even harder later on.
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>>100583261
>>100582429
>jukes you and pushed you into 3rd

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOO
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>>100585605
that little push cost the sneeders 4 places, pretty based for a reddit team desu
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When are the Jungle Jumpers going to get cancelled by ESPN
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>>100584136
The newest logo is brilliant.
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Mellow Yellows more like Dude Weed Lmaos
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>Rezzy on starting grid
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>>100582186
Green Ducks Chads WW@
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>With today's win, the O'rangers' historic ML points total rises to 498, temporarily surpassing the Savage Speeders' historic points total of 496 (including today's bronze) to become the ML team with the most points.
>With today's performance, Kinnowin becomes the first marble to surpass 100 points achieved by an individual marble, and now leads the standings for the individual marble with the best performance (pointswise).
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Marbula E is back in August
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>>100593225
ok reddit
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>>100595703
Savage seethers already coping lmao
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>>100582903
Team Primary isn't here, so Momo looks bad
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>>100593225
>muh points
who cares? it's medals that matter
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>>100591349
here, glad they turned things around a bit. Need some medals though. It's gonna tough to get onto the end podium already.
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/marble/ voting soon
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>>100586933
inb4 the redskins rebrand as the Jungle Jumpers
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Will any team ever retire again
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How do we save Mellow Yellow?
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>>100594170
Marbula E is comfy
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Fubeca's is doing some entertaining shit right now. The escalator is officially obsolete:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djz8pMrQA-k
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>>100619009
we know. The farmer's league accelerator is actually really cool. Too bad he has terrible announcing and the tracks aren't that great. Furthermore, not having teams really makes it difficult to care
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>>100619009
The only winning move
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>>100619307
It leads to a very different kind of race though. Rough and aggressive. Insurance for the racers must be pricey.
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>>100619009
>that hand at 7:05
lmao it's rigged
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>>100619437
>the difference in points between first and last is smaller than the difference between last and DNF
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>still a year until the next Sand Rally
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>>100625681
Lame
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>>100621107
there's a bit of a weird cut in the video at that spot too
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>>100621107
A blunder like that just highlights the lack of dedication these money/attention grabbers have compared to based Jelle.
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>picked a team to bandwagon at random for ML2020
>chose Mellow Yellow
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Is anyone else not really excited for Newton's Cradle? Seems a little gimmicky
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>>100634510
Do we even know what it is yet?
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>>100634713
There's a little preview in the corner at the end of the funnel racing video.
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>>100635366
Oh neat, didn't notice that. Looks like it's about timing your return to the cradle and getting a full knock to stay going as long as possible.
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>>100639184
>Mellowyellowperformingshitagain.webm
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>>100639184
that looks like it's going to take forever
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>>100639184
Nah, it has distance markers on it, it's going to be how far you can reach from the push
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>>100634510
I thought the half-pipe seemed a bit gimmicky and overly random but I liked it enough I'll give the cradle a chance la
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How is your marble doing, anon?
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>>100641694
Razzy hasn't even begun to peak.
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>>100641694
I'm actually in the hospital right now with Sublime after his latest suicide attempt.
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>>100640626
only the first bounce back counts probably
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>>100641694
Prim isn't competing ;_;
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CAM ON OCEANICS
WIN SAM FAKIN EVENTS
*BANG BANG*
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Ok /marble/, as was mentioned earlier the /sp/ team for 4chan Cup is having a marble player again and they are letting us decide the design aesthetic the player has.
Since the deadline is so soon I only included the teams and several of the other designs that were used for the /sp/erb owl team. Way it's going to work is tallying up the votes for the first and second choice, probably 2 points for each primary pick and 1 for the secondary, and whatever has the most wins. Also quickly polling on the player name
Going to give 24 hours or so to vote for this
https://forms.gle/dEyHNbqoXr8tTvY66
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>>100650113
do we really have to sign in?
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>>100650113
voted
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>>100650256
Yes, just following what they did for the regular poll
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Oh shit Marble League is back tomorrow isn't it?
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>>100659350
Big week ahead of us.
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>>100650113
voted for the legend RN3
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Going to give a few more hours for the poll
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>>100650113
>mary
this shoud be the obvious choice
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>>100665616
RN3, despite not being a marble, is the best representative of Marble Mentality.
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Still waiting for a tiebreak
Going to give a few hours for that and if it doesn't happen I'll tiebreak it
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>>100672124
Oh God the suspense is killing me
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>>100672124
I swear to god if any of you voted for o'reddit
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>>100672831
I don't think anyone did lol
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>>100673545
you'd be surprised how many faggots could be lurking
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CAM ON RN3
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>100677459
COME ON /MARBLE/ THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO JOIN COMPETITIVE MARBLE RACING COMMENTATE THE FARMER'S LEAGUE
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Thank you very much for voting. We had a four-way tie that was eventually broken up with Team Primary, Team Momo and Oceanics, and votes can be seen in the original link
Congratulations to the successful, controversial and legendary Red Number 3 for being the aesthetic representative for /marble/ for the 4chan Summer Cup.
It should be noted that we also decided to keep the "Marblelympics" name as opposed to a marble specific one, but the managers can put any name on the back of the jersey they want (such as "RN3" or "Not A Marble") as long as the player itself is named after the Marblelympics/Marble League. Also requesting the #3 jersey if possible obviously
This design will likely be swapped for another design for the next 4chan Cup if the marble player is in again, and it would be polled again
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>>100677900
Based RN3
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>>100677900
surprised oceanics got so many votes, but i'm glad the undisputed GOAT is our representative
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>today
my favourite thing about marbles is that they can't kneel
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>>100680675
Give Jelle credit for keeping politics outside the sport besides when the advertiser says they are donating to a food bank in the marble's name which isn't even politics
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>>100511161
hearty kek, but the chart doesnt add up for me
OCEANICS FOR LIFE
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>>100574371
use orangers for kino chant everytime they touch the ball
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>>100680745
most food banks (and charities) and fronts for Left Wing organizations. only cucks donate.
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>>100677459
tempting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBdjOa5di1I
>90 minutes
looks like green eye and yellow eye are the duo for crazy cats eyes based on the thumbnail
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>>100682574
Which teams do best in physical power events like this?
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>>100682836
o'rangers, green ducks, and midnight wisps have all won block pushing which i guess would be the closest style event
momo, galactic, and mellow yellow have all podiumed in block pushing
jungle jumpers are the only team to medal twice with a gold and bronze
seems like the teams that aren't good at racing events tend to do well
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>>100682954
Can't bear to see the Hazers drop even further down the scoreboard.
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>>100681611
/pol/cel cringe
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>>100639184
WTF is this weird ass meme shit is this? Well it looks better than surfing.

I still want a bobsled/river rapids one
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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LETS GO TEAM MOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>100684099
>In the first Duo event of Marble League history, the athlete pairs compete to roll as far as possible after being launched out of the cradle. The first marble (striker) of the teams accelerates from the starting ramp and sends an impulse into the cradle to launch the second marble (skipper). How much energy will the teams bring with them today - literally? Will a leading team win the gold this event, or will a team in the lower half break through and contend for the championship? This one's for all the marbles!
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Will the O'Rangers win gold or silver this round? There are no other possible alternatives, place your bets now.
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GLORY TO THE CHAOS BALLS
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>mellow yellow
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CAM ON OCEANICS
good shot
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Is there a more embarrassing team than mellow yellow?
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Host curse broken?
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FFFUCKING OREDDIT!!!!
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

A P O L O G I Z E
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ffs o'rangers taking a shit on the host
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o'reddit are too powerful
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>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>He's doubted the O'rangers

HOW OUR ASS, TASTE, /sp/!
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>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS OOOOUR YEAR LADS
SAVAGE SNEEDERS SEETHING AS >WE BECOME THE FIRST TEAM TO GRT A 2ND TITLE
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They are becoming too powerful.
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someone please knock the o'rangers off their fucking perch
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>tfw from south florida and it's so third world, youtube channels are donating to charities to feed our starving populace
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>>100684349
>>100684364
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>already a two horse race after just 4 events
Farmers league
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>O'rangers win
>O'rangers jumps to the 1th place

What a day lads
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>>100684368
Yes, what's up with that?
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I liked how the teams towards the end of the event seemed to get the hang of launching from the cradle without wasting energy on rattling from side to side
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Romantic
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>NOOOOO THE O'RANGERS ARE TOO POWERFUL! THIS IS RIGGED! THEY'RE REDDIT! REDDIT, I SAY!! REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT REDDIT!!
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>>100684385
>>100684383
Please just curse the O'rangers for the next 12 events!!!
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>>100684383
orangers are the fucking worst
first the minty maniacs now they steal a gold from the hosts?
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>>100684400
We're on track to be the next NYC in terms of covid. Late July and August are going to be a bloodbath.
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>>100684409
imagine being a simp in 2020
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Well at least Momo didn't injure themselves
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>>100684457
Oh, that sucks. I heard it was getting worse, but I somehow didn't think of making the connection to covid. I wish you all the best.
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>>100516473
>being this retarded
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Galactic: we're finally going to win a Gold!

O'Rangers: lmaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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fucking reeeeeee, at least we got bronze
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>>100684527
WELL I WISH HIM COCKS IN HIS ASS!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>savage sneeders won marbula 1
>marbles got really popular cause live sports weren't on
>even ESPN picked up some past events to show on TV to normies
>suddenly reddit marble page gets huge boost in popularity
>jelle starts rigging it for o'reddit fags to appease the bigger population of fans and keep people watching
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Yeah this shit is totally not rigged at all
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Lads.
Fuck O'rags.
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Winning chances courtesy of some guy on reddit
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Who's #CrazyCatEyes here?
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>>100685647
>historically good team keeps winning
colour me surprised
what's odd this year is how good the minty maniacs have been
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>OOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
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>>100686006
fuck you too, buddy.
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>>100686237
How the fuck did Mello Ello qualify, they're fucking shite.
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>>100684385
just like every major European soccer league
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>>100685647
I agree, it's 100% rigged unless the Speeders win
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>>100687021
>European leagues
>two horse race
I can already tell you the winner of almost every relevant football league in Europe for the next 5 seasons just now
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>>100687201
>le plucky underdog vs. The established historic team with millions of customers worldwide
I've seen this before and it doesnt look good for the minty maniacs
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>>100687241
The Minty Maniacs winning would be a huge sensation. Especially when considering no team has won it twice so far, so they'd be joint record holder. It would be funny, but I really don't see it happening...
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>>100686697
They're been solid middle of the scoreboard competitors for years up until now. No clue what went wrong. Guarantee there's gonna be a massive tell-all article about what went wrong after it's all wrapped up though.
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>>100687201
Madrid/Barca is always a coin flip
Milan is going to topple Juve
Liverpoo has two seasons tops until it's Chelsea's time
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>>100687463
If Chelsea buy Havertz, I might actually be somewhat of a bandwagoner. They're already kind of friends with my club.

Also, I'm not that optimistic about Milan tbqh. They've been trash for a long time now and usually declined whenever you thought they would get their shit together. But still, they're closer to toppling Juve than Dortmund is to toppling Bayern.
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The absolute fucking STATE of Mellow Yellow
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>>100686456
fuck the oniggers and fuck o'reddit
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>>100686329
Still pulling for them as my first pick to win...

But not looking good crazy cat-bro
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ORAGS BROS
THIS DOES NOT FOOKING SLIP
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Team Momo's shit is getting tiresome
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>>100689288
If you don't bear with and come to appreciate the absolute up and down nature of Team Momo I don't know if you have what it takes to be a Momo faithful
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I>>100684383
I'm just happy they broke the host curse la. God bless Starry and Pulsingz
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Hey lads, here's a preview of Marblelympics on /sp/

I'll need to play around with the texture and fix it so that it doesn't stretch but for now you get the idea
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>>100689804
Same, I really wanted Galactic to win but I guess 2nd place is very nice as well. I hope they continue like this and get some more medals.
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There, got it fixed. Here's your /marble/ rep for the /sp/ roster.
Next Friday is the start of Summer Cup 2020, for those who wish to follow /sp/, be sure to look out for the game-day threads
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>>100690615
That looks nice, thanks my man
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>>100690615
Very good.
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How bad is /marble/ going to seethe during the first Sand Marble Rally this general is around when RN3 wins for the third straight year
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>>100692066
everyone loves RN3
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>>100690615
thanks anon
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>>100694584
Some people seethe over RN3
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>>100696593
I used to but now I understand marble racing on a deeper level.
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>o'redditors win LOL
at least it isn't the sneeders
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Only just got round to watching the Marbula 1. Was really enjoying it until the last race was so obviously rigged so the Savage Speeders would win the Championship, really disappointed me.
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>>100699578
Now watch Glasscar
Fubeca's would never rig like that
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Who here /Homo4Momo/?
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>>100684527
I think the actual reason for a south florida food charity is because of the high density of crippling poverty in south florida. We get a lot of caribbean immigrants who come over and are only qualified for low-skill labor and have a billion kids to feed, so no doubt the mass layoffs have led to a food crisis among them. SoFlo's crazy, we have almost no zoning between income-based neighborhoods, so we literally have gated mansions a few blocks down to affordable housing projects. I
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>>100699919
lol >>100621107
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>>100699578
>>100699919
>rigged
cope more O'Redditors fags
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>>100703538
I don't care for the O'Rangers, I'm just pissed that it was so obviously rigged for the Speeders
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>>100700003
I've been to Florida, particularly the South, in 2011 and it didn't stick out to me like that. At least not in comparison to other American cities I visited later. LA and San Francisco were the most disturbing for me in that regard I think.

But still, I see what you mean... That definitely sucks, but nice to see there is some charity support.
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>>100699919
how do i into glasscar?
it feels like the camera work isn't as good and it makes it harder to keep track
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>>100703655
>nice to see there is some charity
gay
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Marble racing is 100% rigged. Now if he did it live you'd have a sport.
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It's not rigged, and never will be. Goodnight.
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>>100706943
Jelle did used to show some events done live, but it's pretty impossible to do it with the sense of reality and quality live stats he does with the current videos
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ON THE RAZZ
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"Why do I like the O'Rangers? Well Orange is my favorite color."



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