Last night I took a chick home and got head, everything was going great until I orgasmed and had a massive fucking headache. She's gone now and I looked in the mirror and my right eye is completely bloodshot, it's fucked.I can still see out of it but I have swelling around the right side of my forehead and I feel fucked still, headache and everything and now there's a huge fucking lump at at the back of my head near the top that's filled with fluid like some sort of giant blister.What is the medical explaination for this? Am I going to be ok? Nothing like this has ever happenned to me like this before and i'm posting this here because there's no dedicated medical board and this is the closest thing to it I guess, also I have no insurance so I can't go to hospital.
Did you get the jab?
>>15754082No, i'm not retarded I just got really good sloppy and now my face and head are completely fucked.
>>15754061IM NOT A DOCTORobviously it's brain fluid that's leaking out of your skull. you've probably had a hole in your skull for a long time, orgasming caused your blood pressure to shoot up and rupture your brain sac, now its leaking the brain juice.you might want to plug that hole, idk how but maybe drain the leakage and wrap your head real tight with bandage, and hope for the best. or alternatively do what a nonretard does and go to the emergency room
>>15754061Either you have HIV or a pinhole leak in your gay little brain.
>>15754089also check this https://www.pennmedicine.org/for-patients-and-visitors/patient-information/conditions-treated-a-to-z/cerebrospinal-fluid-leak
>>15754061You may need that fluid though. My brains leaked lots of times and I didn’t die so don’t freak.
>>15754089>you've probably had a hole in your skull for a long timeI've never felt any holes in my head though? How big would the hole need to be to cause this issue?>idk how but maybe drain the leakageI have some sewing pins somewhere but I don't think they're sterile. I'll probably just use vodka to sterilise them if push comes to shove but I don't want to be rash.>do what a nonretard does and go to the emergency roomAnd get a 90,000 dollar hospital bill? Fuck no.
what we all really want to know is, what is her phone number
>>15754096>Either you have HIVHow the fuck would I get HIV from sloppy? It doesn't transmit through spit.
>>15754099It's not spinal fluid though, it's near the top of my head at the back.
>>15754103>My brains leaked lots of timesWhy? What happened?
>>15754111>Gets best blowie in your life>DiesDeath by coom.
>>15754106>I've never felt any holes in my head though? How big would the hole need to be to cause this issue?idk maybe your skull didnt fuse properly as an infant, or your mom pushed pins into your head to kill you>And get a 90,000 dollar hospital bill? Fuck no.then vote for universal healthcare>>15754124>It's not spinal fluid though, it's near the top of my head at the back.your brain and spine are connected, it's basically the same juice.
>>15754137>then vote for universal healthcareI do, I literally voted Democrat last election because they were the only major promising tax credits for the poor who seek medical treatment.
>>15754137>your brain and spine are connected, it's basically the same juice.Yeah but my spine feels fine, my head is fucked though.
>>15754164sometimes it feels great being a leaf
>>15754061she bonked you on the head and robbed you
How did OP manage to convince a chick to blow him, he looks like he's heavily balding
>>15754209rohypnol and chains
>>15754061Go to the ER. They'll set you up with something after with finance shit, they can't refuse you.
>>15754238>They'll set you up with something after with finance shit,Too expensive, i'm still paying off some foot surgery I got when I was 19, the shit cost 110,000 for a 2 hour operation.
>>15754257Are you employed? Pay $10 a month.
>>15754259>Are you employed?No i'm a NEET, I only get government assistance.
>>15754274You're eligible for medicaid, you dumbass. They'll sign you up there, just go.
>>15754259Not him but American health care will fuck you over even if you have insurance
>>15754061>I have no insurance so I can't go to hospitalIs dying better than being in debt?
>>15754257>when I was 19Fuck dude, why didn't you just Chapter 7 that shit? At 19 you couldn't have had anything worth keeping. Depending on how long it's been and what your current assets are, it may very well still be worthwhile. Bankruptcy really isn't that bad.
>>15754116>>15754086Bud, lmao, please stop calling it sloppy
>>15754283Such is life in the US
>>15754106>And get a 90,000 dollar hospital bill? Fuck no.You can just not pay hospital bills. Very few hospitals will actually send your debt to collections. Or pretend to be homeless and don't give them an ID or anything; they still have to treat you.
>>15754164haha weak degenerate faggot, hope you kissed her after she sucked some other guy's dick"oh im so weak i need healthcare in the prime of my life!" get your genes purged phagg0t
>>15754630>haha weak degenerate faggot, hope you kissed her after she sucked some other guy's dick
>>15755500God that's literally me
>>15754086Did she have the jab?
>>15754061>She's gone nowPlot twist: back to Transylvania!
>>15755513>God that's literally meAre you a twink/femboy/trans? If you are send your discord.
>>15755537No idea, didn't talk to her about politics.
>>15756787Is the lump still there on the back of your head?
>>15756927If you're on gubmint gibs, why don't you have state health insurance? If you're just going to let this go you deserve your spooky head lump
>>15754061It's a kind of cyst, you need to get it drained. Go to the ER you stupid fuck
>>15754164>promising tax credits for the poorNice to know the people can simply be bought. Democracy....aint it swell, guys?That the dumbest, weakest, and most corrupted among you, dictate life for the rest...
>>15754061>bald>had sexHow did you manage it? Was she asian or something?
>>15757095>Was she asian or something?She was 3
>>15756933>If you're on gubmint gibs, why don't you have state health insurance?My state is shit when it comes to that and the governor refused to allocate funds to it because they wouldn't work with a hospital that was recieving state funds that was handing out bibles to every patient and wouldn't stop even after a court case.
>>15757038>Nice to know the people can simply be boughtYes? If you improve my quality of life I will vote for you, that's how it's supposed to work. Idgaf about abstract principles I just care about how the government will unfuck my life.
>>15757111>that's how it's supposed to workYou deserve the stake.>Idgaf about abstract principlesYes, like freedom and justice for all.>I just care about how the government will unfuck my life.EXACTLY. "I give youauthority to manage my life for me, safety of not being respinsible for my own stupid actions."MEANING ROME FELL BECAUSE OF YOU.Youre not only anti-American, youre a traitor and heretic.
>>15757106Either way, you have no income. They have to legally take you in at ER, and you settle things afterwards when you tell them that you have no way for them to findom you
go the ER dumbass
>>15754106Vodka won't sterilize shit just desinfect. Rub the area w vodka and heat the needle red hot to sterilize it.