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Post your startup company.

My startup company sell "time travel to the future" by using Twin paradox. A passenger aged by 1 year on the spaceship, when the passenger returned to earth, earth has aged 100 years because of Twin paradox.
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>>14101916
My start up is a research company fundet by metaphysical community. It researches the nothing state and has had a phenomenal breakthrough. It showed that everything was creates by nothing due to the contradictory self reference of the statement "i dont exist", which exists in the nothing state.
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my startup connects suicidal people and organ harvesters
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>>14101916
My startup produces enriched sewer uranium and toilet neutrino that is used in interstellar travel . Since people urinate into toilets and their urinium and fecal matter goes into the sewers, i simply collect the urinium, enrich it with the neutrons of atoms which through the compression in the human colon ( after eating a lot of chinese food and getting congested) get huge nucleons packed full of those sweet neutrons. How do i convert the urinium to uranium, i simply replace the iota proteomic radicals with alpha proteomic radicals, hence you creat uranium from urinium
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>>14101942
My startup company will end people like you.
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>>14101942
Hit me up for your next funding round
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>>14101942
>tfw 99% of the budget is legal and lobbyists.
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>>14101916
what about selling proper rope? we will need a lot in the future, many kilometers
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>>14101916
Startups are gay



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