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so yesterday during my spare time i developed a perpetual motion machine, what should i do with it?
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Make it spin.
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scam boomers on kickstarter
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>>13749302
this except indiegogo
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>>13749302
This. Be sure to expound on how it "proves" the electric universe theory, they love that shit. Also say something about Tesla.
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>>13749437
This but to go into more detail
Make up some bullshit like it harvests the alternating magnetic field of earth using a circuit that is tuned to earths resonance frequency. Then say it what Tesla was trying to build when he built the wardenclyffe tower but with hitech bleeding edge electronic silicon microchip technology you were able to miniaturize it. Maybe throw in a couple words like it had a graphene core. People love graphene. Or some dsp lingo like you used latest generation of intel field cyclone programmable logic gate technology that was programmed with the hardware description language verilog to constantly tune the circuit by the use of IIR FIR filters. You need a bunch of random lingo so people will look it up and say "wow this small detail is a real engineer thing he most know what he is saying"
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>>13748415
You could probably build muscle with it, I tried with mine but just couldn't do it.
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>>13749529
Here at Rockwell Automation’s world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by Rockwell Software is Rockwell Automation’s "Retro Encabulator".

Now, basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it’s produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan.

The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that sidefumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus o-deltoid type placed in panendermic semiboloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the ‘up’ end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescence score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

The Retro Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of milford trenions. It’s available soon; wherever Rockwell Automation products are sold.
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>>13749529
I don't know what you're talking about but can I buy shares in it?
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>>13748415
Me 2! I call it sunlight focused tough a lenses. give me my price already.
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https://web.archive.org/web/20110622062713/http://free-energy-info.com/PJKbook.pdf
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>>13748415
uno reverse by scamming pajeets
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>>13749529
Based firmware man
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>>13748415
Solar panel + lead battery + dc motor = perpetual motion free energy device?
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>>13748415
post some pics
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>>13748415
Make a switch to turn it on and off.
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>>13749529
>harvests magnetic field
>but doesn't that mean it's not closed, so it's not actually a perpetual motion machine?
ohnononono
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>>13748415
Hook it up to a generator. Never have to pay for electricity again.
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>>13753391
Anon, you fuctard, this is an image of a moto generator. A way to make AC from DC. Not a free energy hack.
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>>13753398
I'm not the one with a perpetual motion machine. OP can figure it out I'm sure.
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>>13748415
Stop it.
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yea
the moon does cost a lot of fuel cost to keep it fueled and moving and going and going, better trust on that one
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>>13749529
I created a rapidly oscillating electro static field in a resonant superconductive cavity that appears to change the flavor of dark matter nutrenos into a form that interacts with magnetic fields. Unfortunately it was only metastable and eventually turned my apparatus into dark matter which passed through the earth unobserved.

I need funding to reproduce the experiment.
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>>13748415
teach yourself why it isnt perpetual motion



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