Last time, reality distorted in front of your very eyes, everyone but you lost their memories, and now you’re at the Amusement Park to enjoy one thrill ride with a very interesting backstory. This description doesn’t do justice to what happened, but it’ll have to do because the excitement must continue! You have to enjoy the spare time you have together until it’s your turn to forget this all ever happened like a dream or what you had for lunch a month ago.Vera has rescinded you the right to make decisions without her complaints. The Broller Coaster was really fun, but she didn’t expect you to go from 0 to 100 on the first ride, so she wants to gripe. You’d tell her that she needs to face the consequences of her actions, but after what she did today, you don’t want to touch on those sensitive points. Instead, you told her that this is just the beginning and she needs to get ready to have more fun!Also, you got a free Shrimp Mask and a Duck Mask. A cool souvenir after the red!The Lunar Light Amusement Park has a lot more to offer! Better make the best out of it!What do you do?>Go to the Haunted Castle!>Go to The Manic Pixie Dream Theater!>Go to The Lovers’ Gravy Boat!>Go to The Cursed Ship of Dave!>Go to The Airplane Furball!>Go to The Dino Carousel!>Go to The under-budget Circus of Magic (formerly Values)!>Go to The Writer’s Pendulum!>Go to The Corpse Whisperer Ferris wheel!>Take Vera home.>Go back to the Motel.>Write In.
>>5836724Information:Twitter: https://twitter.com/QM91mDiscord: https://discord.gg/AmjbaTRArchives: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=do+your+best+quest(Rough Grammar ‘till half of the 9th Thread) Incomplete Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-nIx_dvaNCPQ7zLg2BK_ucCyGNM741kAANxqXj7hdDs/edit?usp=sharing Votes: Votes are counted until 25 minutes have passed. This rule doesn't apply to the last reply of the day.Votes that require a dice roll are counted until 15 minutes have passed, so we can speed up the process. Rolls are counted until 10 minutes have passed, so be prepared! (NEW) Dice Mechanic: We always roll 1d100s!Since most people weren’t happy with the system of averaging top four rolls, we’re using best of 2/3/4 depending on the attribute a prompt requires. If Johnny is a genius and it’s a Knowledge based roll, he gets more rolls (Max. 7)! If he sucks, he gets less dice (Min. 2)! When asked for rolls, I will specify how many you’re going to get. Rolling begins after it’s asked. Rolling 100 is a critical! There are no Critical Failures anymore! The difficulty of the roll is tied with the effectiveness of the action. In other words, the harder the option the better the result! Don’t forget that at the end of the day, this is a story-driven quest! What the prompts are describing is more important than the difficulty of the rolls, for results in a fight. Again, rolls are only counted when they are posted within ten minutes of being asked, so watch out!
>>5836724>>Go to The Lovers’ Gravy Boat!
>>5836724>Go to The Airplane Furball!
>>5836724>Write In.Go on the Devil's Zipper.
>>5836728I'll change to this to break the tie
To the next attraction: The Airplane Furball! You wonder what kind of interesting lore this ride has. If anything, you’d be quite surprised if it had any, adding to that, why do park attractions have lore? What’s up with this place? You find it cool even if it’s irrelevant. Maybe that’s what the park designers want from the attendees, those slick bastards…The Airplane Furball is a spinning ride that goes faster as it goes. There are two rows of 8 cars with 2 seats in each of them, that spin in a circle at high speed. It’s cat themed, and there’s a cobra too, it’s weird and you don’t like it. It’s depicted very cutely, but there’s something about the shifty eyes of the main cat that you can’t trust. It's like a shifty vendor in a backalley kind of vibes, and you don’t jell with that. You grab the two fast pass tickets for the ride and wait in front of the wooden sign with the attraction’s lore. Since you have nothing better to do, you force Vera to read a story written to increment the hype. Vera had no idea that you were reading them, she thought that standing with a blank expression was just something you do. You wonder how stupid she is. Anyway, she asked you about the lore of the first one. As an experienced storyteller, you succinctly recall the story's important plot beats and lay a foundation for your date to understand the intricacies of the last ride’s design. A worse narrator would’ve taken too much time, but not you! Now she’s forced to read the story of this stupid attraction. Can’t be dumber than the Duck and the Shrimp.In short, the lore of the Airplane Furball reads as follows: A century ago, during another process of reconstruction, the sky turned red, and through the clouds a giant snake came down to destroy the land. But before the serpent could touch the ground, a sole airplane doing rounds was on its way. The pilot couldn’t control her machinery due to the monster’s oppressive presence. But thanks to the blessings of the beast’s sworn enemies, the machine worked again, and she could fight back! This ride celebrates the legendary air squadron that defended the world that day and the feline goddesses that aided them.
>>5836928“...It’s argued that the red serpent is a euphemism for a surprise foreigner bombing attack on the capital, and the name of the unit was based on religious figures of the Temple of Courage.” Vera looked the story up online because she believed the great wooden sign of knowledge lacked details. “This isn’t as wild as the other one.”“I mean, my storytelling ability helps.” You adjust your glasses. “Anyway, it’s time for our ride. I’m sure Cat Lawyer will enjoy this one.”“Or it’ll give him war flashbacks.” Vera deadpans. The only one suffering from PTSD here is the rat in front of you! She’s either afraid of a high-velocity machine, or the cats...“He’s no war veteran.” You shake your head and head to the attraction.The Airplane Furball was obscenely fast, so much so that you thought it was malfunctioning. But it wasn’t, it was just making weird sounds to scare you into thinking that you’re going to die! At the very least, you didn’t see any screws loose except in Vera’s head. You’re glad neither of you have to puke after that. But you need to slow down, your body can’t take this much…What do you do?>Go to the Haunted Castle!>Go to The Manic Pixie Dream Theater!>Go to The Lovers’ Gravy Boat!>Go to The Cursed Ship of Dave!>Go to The Airplane Furball!>Go to The Dino Carousel!>Go to The under-budget Circus of Magic (formerly Values)!>Go to The Writer’s Pendulum!>Go to The Corpse Whisperer Ferris wheel!>Take Vera home.>Go back to the Motel.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>5836929>>Go to The Cursed Ship of Dave!
>>5836929>Go to The Cursed Ship of Dave!
>>5836929>Go to The Cursed Ship of Dave!Dave even has a locker for use on site!
>>5836929>Go to The Corpse Whisperer Ferris wheel!
>>5836929>Go to The Manic Pixie Dream Theater!
>>5836929>>Go to The Lovers’ Gravy Boat!What's better on a date than a ride on a Love gravy boat?
There’s the Giant Swinging Boat. It’s only fast by the end, not near as wacky a ride as the last two, perfect for what you want. Yeah, you’ll go to The Cursed Ship of Dave!It’s an old-timey giant boat that rocks until it does a couple of full vertical spins. A Giant Squid is grabbing the very bottom, oh, and a random bum is there too, like, it’s not part of the staff — it’s a wax figure. That’s probably Dave, right? What a loser.You grab the vouchers for it and wait in front of the lore sign. Vera says it’s your turn to read the lore.Briefly, the lore of The Cursed Ship of Dave reads as follows: 500 years ago, The Supreme Creator commanded a sailor named ‘Dave’ to change courses to the city of Xumenlo to prophesy against it, “for their great wickedness is come up before me,” but this sailor instead sets sail to the nearest great city for shelter.A huge storm arises and his fellow sailors and family, realizing that it is no ordinary storm, cast lots and discover that Dave is to blame. He admits this and says if he’s thrown overboard, the storm will cease. The crew refuses and continues rowing, Dave, knowing that their efforts will be in vain, throws himself into the ocean, praying for the ship to pull through.Dave is then dragged by a Kracken to be devoured, the sailor continues to pray to the Supreme Creator as water fills up in his lungs. The Creator heeds his plea, and assures that the ship will never sink, then commands the beast to bring Dave to the surface.The storm still raging, the ocean waves stay relentless, the crew screams in agony for the seas to calm. And one by one, the waves claim each crewmate, each friend, each child, and his wife — and with each one gone, Dave vowed repeatedly that he will commit to the task the Creator gave him. But in the end, only the ship was afloat, and will remain forever.“God commands once.” The Creator spoke after the seas stopped ravaging. Then the divine being ordered the beast to take Dave to his family and both sank to the depths of the oceanic abyss. Dave vowed that he will bring God, everything that it holds dear, and all of its creations to the bottom of the sea, leaving only the boat on the face of the earth. From his heart’s resentment, the abyss monsters were born, and now they roamed the seas, looking for people to bring to Davy Jones’ locker.
>>5837654“...Join the ride to do the one thing Davy Jones and his loved ones couldn’t do! Weather the storm on his cursed boat!” You finish reading. “Well, huh, that’s kinda mean-spirited.”“Worst part is that this fairy tale doesn’t even end there. My mom used to read me this story.” Vera crosses her arms. “It’s missing the bit about the Kracken being so appalled by God’s cruelty that she joined Davy Jones in his quest.”“B-But Davy Jones wants to drown us all.” You don’t think that Kracken is as much of a good girl as Vera paints her to be.“It’s a Kracken. She doesn’t care if the whole world gets submerged.” Vera believes in the kill or be killed mentality. When it comes to fiction, that is.“But I do…” You read the story, being drowned doesn’t sound pretty. “Look at the time, let’s go.”The Cursed Ship of Dave wasn’t as bad as you thought! It swung and swung, faster and faster, but not in a way that made you uncomfortable. For a moment, you thought you could chat on the thing, but as soon as it started rocking faster you couldn’t hear a thing! Vera would love to agree, but she won’t, even this medium-difficulty ride made her scream like a mad gal.What do you do?>Go to the Haunted Castle!>Go to The Manic Pixie Dream Theater!>Go to The Lovers’ Gravy Boat!>Go to The Dino Carousel!>Go to The under-budget Circus of Magic (formerly Values)!>Go to The Writer’s Pendulum!>Go to The Corpse Whisperer Ferris wheel!>Take Vera home.>Go back to the Motel.>Write In.
>>5837656>>Go to The Manic Pixie Dream Theater!
>>5837656>Go to The Corpse Whisperer Ferris wheel!
>>5837656>Go to The Dino Carousel!
>>5837656>Go to The Manic Pixie Dream Theater!
It’s been waiting for a while, you’re actually going to an attraction that doesn’t take a toll on anyone either emotionally or physically. You set your sights on the Manic Pixie Dream Theater. Vera is delighted to have some time to recuperate, even excited about what’s to come.It still requires a voucher, so you grab a couple of fastpass tickets and wait outside the attraction. It’s a tour ride just like the Haunted Castle or the Lover’s Gravy Boat. For more details, you’ll have to get inside. In the meantime, there’s this bad boy wooden sign waiting to be read out loud. It’s Vera’s turn!To be concise, the lore of the Manic Pixie Dream Theater goes like this: Among the stars, there’s a place where all the wishes are hosted, guarded by fairies who eagerly await for them to be fulfilled. It’s a matter of time, they say. They’re Optimism’s most faithful watchers and protectors, created from the pure wishes of children, who took form to maintain that kindness. To cheer them on! To make them look forward to the next day. The fae are kind admirers of those who dare to dream, to create, and look beyond to a better world full of kindness. By touching the wishes they host, they can watch those who made them, and when they’re fulfilled, they become shooting stars. They’ve watched every miracle, every feat, every dream fulfilled, and every tragedy pass. And they won’t stop believing!But believing wasn’t enough for King Oberon. To him, it was time for his people to do more than watching. It was time for the fae to help fulfill wishes! He built a tiny spaceship and went to Earth to help! The King never returned, but his ship did, with a human girl in it. Scared but curious, the fairies welcomed the girl to their world and showed her around!Tired of picking up Wishes from the ground, the girl complained. In response, the fairies built her the Dream Theater where she could watch any wish she ever wanted. But after a long while, it became clear to the little girl that the creature who saved her from the raging war was their king. Guilt overtook her body, she couldn’t face them, and before even saying goodbye, the girl took the spaceship back to Earth to bring back their king.Neither returned. The Fairies still miss their friend, but believe they are going to meet again! And they won’t stop believing!
>>5837844“...This slow ride is what the creative minds behind the Lunar Light Amusement Park believe the Dream Theater was like.” Vera ends up reading. “They use that word a lot, huh?”“What word?” You raise an eyebrow.“Believe.” Vera dryly retorts.“They’re hopeful creatures.” You shrug. You noticed that it's time for the ride! “Let’s get in!”As the slow moving cart moves to a section where the staff can’t listen to you, Vera begins talking out loud.“Can I ask you something lame?” Vera starts blushing a little.“I don’t have cheese with me.” You dismiss.“NOT THAT.” Vera clears her throat. “Do you think you will fulfill my wish?”“What wish?” You raise an eyebrow.“For us to meet again.” Vera is getting really embarrassed. “And for you to remember me…”How do you respond?>“I’m not King Overalls or whatever. Besides, he’s dead. But, huh, I’ll try!” Smile from the bottom of your heart.>“What the hell, Vera? It’s up to you for us to meet. Why are you asking me?” Frown. Is she not going to try to meet you again after your memories are wiped?!>“Maybe if I get to Fairy Land and grab your wish. Unless you have really shit luck.” Shrug.>“Vera, my wish is for you to do this for me. We’re at an impasse.” Cross your arms like this is a deep problem.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>5837846>>“I’m not King Overalls or whatever. Besides, he’s dead. But, huh, I’ll try!” Smile from the bottom of your heart.
>>5837844Bad pic! Here's fixed!
>>5837846>Write In.Finger gun and wink.>>5837850>>5837844I like'em both! First one seems more ethereal, as though they are fading in and out of this reality.
>>5837846>“I’m not King Overalls or whatever. Besides, he’s dead. But, huh, I’ll try!” Smile from the bottom of your heart.
>>5837844We should bring Xavi here. I get the feeling something good will happen, even though in present day the park is abandoned and got partially wrecked
>>5837846>“I’m not King Overalls or whatever. Besides, he’s dead. But, huh, I’ll try!” Smile from the bottom of your heart.>>5837854This too.
>>5837846>>Write In."If it would cheese you."Then finger guns and wink
>>5838496lol Awesome. Going with this and changing >>5837854
>>5837846I'm really digging the hand-hair. A fantastic touch.
“If it would cheese you.” You fire your finger guns and wink like the suave man you are.“……………..” Vera stays silent. “YOU’RE SO STUPID!” Vera starts beating you with Cat Lawyer repeatedly! She’s using the long hand of the law to beat down on you like it’s a pillow fight!“H-Hey, quit that! W-We need to pay attention to the ride!” You plea to the furious rat.“Pay attention to these hands, Noodle Brain! GAH!” Vera continues beating the devil out of you with the poor plushy. “W-We’re going to sue you! This is assault!” You and Cat Lawyer won’t allow her to get away with this!“Assault? I’m cheesing myself up with some old-fashioned exercise!” Vera is not going to give you any mercy. “I’m going to give you a beating you’ll never forget!!!”“S-Stop…!” You can’t escape! You’re locked in here with her on this stupid cart!“It’s the only way I’ll make SURE you don’t forget ME!” Vera is going to be a part of you forever and ever… “NOW CHIN UP! I’m going for an uppercut!”What do you do?>Grab Vera’s arms! You won’t let her continue!>Receive the beating for the entire ride. You deserve it.>“SECURITY! HELP!” Valiantly call for reinforcements.>Write In.
>>5838776>>Receive the beating for the entire ride. You deserve it.
>>5838776>Take off glasses>Look her in the eyes>"If it would cheese you.">Receive the beating for the entire ride. You deserve it.
>>5838776>Receive the beating for the entire ride. You deserve it.
>>5838782One good turn deserves another.
You take off your glasses and presumably look her in the eyes…“Huh…?” Vera doesn’t get what’s going on and gets flustered.“If it would cheese you.” You smile.“…!!!” Vera uses Cat Lawyer to land the uppercut of the century. But that was only the beginning of what’s to come…Vera relentlessly beat you with the plushy for the entire ride. You saw stars on the decorations, on the ceilings, on the outside, and you’ll be seeing stars for a while after. That’s a joke, the attacks weren’t as bad after a bit, in fact, they became kind of a little gag where Vera kept going despite you two being engulfed by the ride’s threatics. There’s something about these dancing fairies and their silhouettes that was captivating. In the end, those fairies won despite your thoughtlessness.With the ride done, you two had an exchange of words…“Did you learn your lesson?” Vera has no anger inside her, but she can build it up again if you don’t tread carefully.“Yeah…” You were about to do another pun, but you don’t want to get the attention of the staff as you exit the attraction.“You sure? Because I wasn’t done with you.” Vera glares back and raises Cat Lawyer as the blunt weapon he has become. Then, before you could say anything… the poor plushy loses his head… the beatings were too much for his soft self to handle…Vera killed him.…She’s desperately trying to build him back to no avail.What do you do?>“It’ll be fine, don’t worry.” Find a way to repair the Cat Lawyer.>“He’s in critical condition, but we can save him.” Find a way to save Cat Lawyer’s life.>“I guess you’ll be the only one remembering after today.” Throw a tasteless joke.>“Vera, you monster! You killed him!” Tease the rat.>“You need to be more careful with your stuff.” Scold Vera.>Write In.
>>5838873>“He’s in critical condition, but we can save him.” Find a way to save Cat Lawyer’s life.
>>5838873>>“He’s in critical condition, but we can save him.” Find a way to save Cat Lawyer’s life.
>>5838873>>“He’s in critical condition, but we can save him.” Find a way to save Cat Lawyer’s life.We have the technology.
>>5838873>“Vera, you monster! You killed him!” Tease the rat.
“He’s in critical condition, but we can save him.” You take Cat Lawyer’s life seriously! You will find a way to save him.“I-I know I can sew him back to health, I’m extraordinarily multi-talented like that, but I don’t have the tools here! We must do something, I can’t bear to see him like this…” Vera matches your levels of concern.“If only Mama Bodil was here...” You lament as you can imagine a person that high up in the mafia pyramid knows how to sew. “But don’t be afraid, Vera. I have an idea.”“I told you I know how to fix him.” Vera frowns. She felt ignored.“Y-Yeah, I’m counting on that, but I’m going somewhere with this.” You clear your throat. “We need to find a person emanating the same type of energy as Mama Bodil.”“What? A friendly criminal?” Vera is confused as a hint of sadness appears on her face once she reminisces about the buff lady. “We won’t hit the jackpot twice. And, why her?”“You don’t need me to tell you what kind of vibes Mama Bodil gives.” You adjust your glasses as you don’t make a lick of sense.“For the sake of this operation, yes, you do.” Vera deadpans.“The vibe of a person who has Sewing Tools, Vera! Isn’t it obvious? What else could it be?” You cross your arms.“What in the world are you talking about? We never even saw her play with a button on her shirt!” Your partner in crime has no clue where this is coming from. “Wait, you think a random passerby has sewing tools with them? In an Amusement Park?”“If they fit the vibe, yeah.” You nod. I mean, someone has to sew the people in costumes if they fall apart!“Explain this vibe.” Vera wants details that she’s going to hate.“They must have a purse with them.” You put it simple!“That’s it? That’s your vibe? I guess you can leave that type of stuff in one…” Vera admits. “Wait a second, MAMA BODIL DOESN’T HAVE A PURSE!”“Ssshh, Vera, I have spotted potential people with *the vibe*. I must scan them to see if they fit my criteria.” You point out.“They’re called PURSES! Not vibes!” Vera angrily retorted.“Don’t be loud or you’ll scare them! They will think we’re petty thieves looking for their gold.” You ask her to stop squeaking.“I’m in a wheelchair? Hello? If they think I can rob them, that’s on them.” Vera rolls her eyes. “Just tell me who you are eyeing to help Cat Lawyer.”“These are our targets.” You begin to rudely point at them.“Yeah, they won’t think you’re a pickpocketer when you call them targets…” Vera grumbles.You have some choices on who to ask for help! Saving Cat Lawyer’s life will be probably the last adventure you’ll have with Vera today.
>>5838973Who do you choose to approach for their Sewing Tools?>The lady emanating maternal energy with big knockers. (Holly)>A normal lady that looks like she sews. (Iris.)>The Office Lady down on her luck. (Suan De)>A Zombie and a Vampire. (Dr. Calamity and his nephew Bloody.)>A Serial Killer and his next victim. (Dr. Stefan Saionji and his daughter)>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
>>5838976>>A Serial Killer and his next victim. (Dr. Stefan Saionji and his daughter)
>>5838973>The Office Lady down on her luck. (Suan De)
>>5838976>A Serial Killer and his next victim. (Dr. Stefan Saionji and his daughter)
>>5838976>The Office Lady down on her luck. (Suan De)I mean, she has some needles in her hair now!
>>5838973>A Serial Killer and his next victim. (Dr. Stefan Saionji and his daughter)
>>5838976>>A Serial Killer and his next victim. (Dr. Stefan Saionji and his daughter)Im sure people like them have all kind of shapr tools... for absolutely no shady purposes at all
>>5838976>>A Serial Killer and his next victim. (Dr. Stefan Saionji and his daughter)emergency medical Kits tend to have Sewing kits, just not really designed for cloth though
>>5839408>metagamingFor shame, Anon. For shame.
Okay, you know exactly who not to talk to: the mischievous-looking guy with a lollipop is out of the question. His face conveys the idea of absolute evil and misery better than any conjunction of words could. If you ask him how many cute puppies he eats for breakfast, he’d be offended on the basis that the act is too amateur for his level of wickedness. Maybe even mention he has a diet of BOTH puppies and kitties! The man is a monster!Suddenly, you hear a voice from the sky, Wilvy’s! He reminds you not to judge a book by its cover, even if he’s Satan’s biography personified. And he’s right. He *fits* the vibe, and there’s nothing that tells you that he won’t be willing to help, aside from conjectures… and common sense. Screw it, you need to do better. You need to be better. You need to talk to the Evil Man! “W-Wait, where are we going…?!” Vera doesn’t know where you are pushing her to.“Trust me!” You got this.“Y-You always say that when you’re about to do something dumb…!” Vera isn’t on board with this, but it’s too late.“Hello, good sir and madam, can I borrow a minute of your time?” You bring Vera over to the Serial Killer and his next victim.“W-Why him…?!” Vera whimpers under her breath.“You might, young man.” The Evil Man humors you. “How can we be of help?”“We’re always interested in helping the disenfranchised youth!” The naive girl behind exclaims with the excitement of a Zebra, the mythical animal.“How can we not? You’re my favorite class of Organ Donors.” Evil Man chuckles as he takes his glasses off to clean them. “Speak.”“We noticed you have a purse, sir! And we wondered if you could lend us the tools to fix our poor plushy.” You point at the murdered body in Vera’s hands.“T-T-T-This one.” Vera is scared again.“Poor little thing, he suffered my favorite type of death: a slow one. I usually see cleaner cuts around the throat in my line of work.” The Evil man inspects the plushy from afar. “I’m a surgeon, you see.”
>>5839878“Oh golly gee! Are you used to doing operations around the throat, sir? As someone with a very slash-able throat, I’d like to know!” You smile.“I have dismembered every single limb in the human body at least once, young man. So, yes.” The man creepily smiles. “It’s one of my hobbies.”“T-That isn’t a hobby for a surgeon…” Vera remains a skeptic, below being afraid that is.“For people in your wealth bracket, perhaps, but extraordinary people as ourselves can do anything if we put our mind to it.” The cheerful girl smiles at Vera. “That’s why I’m going to fight for those economically challenged to have the same opportunities as us! Even if you can’t take them in your condition!” “Indeed, but we’re straying away from our objective.” Dr. Evil chuckles as he pulls out his purse. “This patient is in critical condition… And this good doctor is ready for an operation.” “Oh, father, it’s the first time I’ll be able to see your skills in action! How exciting!” The girl cannot wait.Oh, they’re father and daughter! You were right about not judging a book by its cover! Problem is, there’s a lot of judging coming from Vera, she doesn’t want to hand Cat Lawyer over…What do you do?>“Just the tools are enough, sir. Thank you.” Be cordial but leave the sewing to Vera.>“Vera, come on, they’re helping us…” Nudge the wheelchair girl with trust issues.>“Your daughter is a little rude, sir. You should teach her to mind her words.” Make them have issues for no reason.>“Can I see what you have in your purse, sir?” You feel… like there’s something there that you shouldn’t see, but you’re curious!>Write In.(Only reply of the Day! We return when we can! (Possibly Tomorrow or Friday!))
>>5839879>>“Vera, come on, they’re helping us…” Nudge the wheelchair girl with trust issues.
>>5839879>>“Just the tools are enough, sir. Thank you.” Be cordial but leave the sewing to Vera.
>>5839879>“Vera, come on, they’re helping us…” Nudge the wheelchair girl with trust issues.The stupidity of old Johnny
“Vera, come on, they’re helping us…” You nudge the wheelchair girl with trust issues.“W-Would you hand your favorite child to a demon?” Vera whispers back.“I wouldn’t have a favorite child...” You point out. “Please, hand over Cat Lawyer to this trustworthy gentleman with no ulterior motives and always robust alibis.”“What is the hold up? Dear Father is ready to take our breath away… with his immaculate technique!” The daughter wonders.“I-I’m just giving my plushy my best wishes.” Vera pats the dissembled plushy. “It’s an important operation, you hear me?!”“Dear, I know from experience that a decapitated head can’t hear you or answer you, no matter how much you desire for it to be the case… The longing never ends, but you have to let it go...” The Evil Doctor chuckles like the devil himself. Your dad is right, all surgeons are nuts, that part of the cover is as it seems.“P-Please treat him with care…” Vera the hypocrite relents and hands Cat Lawyer over.The big evil surgeon stitches the head back onto Cat Lawyer’s body in less than a minute. He did it at a leisurely pace. And Cat Lawyer is back to health! It’s a miracle!“It’s alive…!” The Mad Surgeon cackles like he’s a cartoon villain.“Astonishing performance, father!” The daughter claps.“Here’s a lollipop for being a remarkable test subject.” The Evil healer puts the candy under the cat’s arm.“T-Thanks.” Vera doesn’t know how to react.“We’re thankful for your help, good sir, how can we repay this enormous act of kindness?” You ask with a smile on your face.“Keep those organs safe, young man, I might need them in the future…” The Evil doctor points at your kidneys.“Right on, mister! But how do you know we’re compatible?” You wonder.“Oh trust me, young man, I have an inkling that we are. We, the visually impaired, have a lot more in common than what the ignorant masses believe.” The creepy man says as he takes off his glasses to clean them.“Nonsense, father, you don’t need this man’s kidney! Mine are always at your disposal if needed to be.” His Daughter is starved for attention.“Oh absolutely, I’m already counting on that, if the worst case happens, I’d like to have a pair again.” The Mad man taps the kidney region on his daughter’s back. “Well then, shall we move on?”“Y-Yes, father, let’s make another trip to the Haunted Castle…” The Daughter doesn’t sound too thrilled. “Farewell, disenfranchised youth! Stay out of crime!”“Bye, hopefully your father hugs you for the first time this year or something.” Vera is glad to be done with them. You two wave them away, they wave back. The girl got excited with Vera’s sarcastic statement. It gave her hope… How sad.
>>5840880“What a nice duo! I’m glad we met them!” You smile back at Vera once they’re out of sight.“You sold your kidney for a plushy, you absolute moron.” Vera frowns.Huh, Vera has no idea how you got the plushy in the first place…It’s getting late…What do you do?>Take Vera to her home. It’s time for the end.>Take Vera back to the Motel. You’ll enjoy your time together as much as possible.>Take Vera back to the apartment, you’ll leave her where you found her.>Give the fairytale ending to this date! Go to the Ferris Wheel!>Write In.
>>5840881>>Give the fairytale ending to this date! Go to the Ferris Wheel!
>>5840881>Give the fairytale ending to this date! Go to the Ferris Wheel!
“Huh, this absolute moron is going to take his kidney cat to a fairy-tale ending at the top of the Ferris Wheel. Wanna join us?” You wiggle your eyebrows.“You’re dating me, not the cat. It’s a given you’re taking me.” Vera looks actually excited for this one in a wholesome way. “I can’t wait!”“What are we waiting for then?” You grab Vera’s wheelchair and go onwards to the Corpse Whisperer Ferris Wheel!Like with the other countless attractions in the park, you take the vouchers for the ride, then get ready to read the wooden sign with the lore! In a short summation, the story goes like this:Long ago, every new year’s eve, the King of the land made a speech to the public at large, a recount of the accomplishments made by his kingdom during the year. The different milestones they have reached, both as a nation and himself as a person. He then compared himself to the great monarchs who preceded him as his equals: His father, His father’s father, His father’s father’s father, and so on. All magnanimous men who served their kingdom as well as their kingdom served them.But one year, a cloaked figure openly questioned the King’s narrative. It was true that the crops were dying, the people were starving, and crime was out of control. But the guards executed this cloaked figure anyway.Next year, the same events happened, but now, there were two cloaked figures. With the second openly questioning the King’s Father. A drunken King who died by drowning on his own piss. Both were executed again.The year that followed, the same thing occurred, but now, there were three cloaked figures. The new addition putting the King’s Father’s father under scrutiny, as he was nothing but a moron who made his horse his military general. The trio were executed again.New year again, same thing happened, four cloaked figures this time. And now the King’s father’s father’s father was dissected. A supposed military expert who killed half his army by refusing to fight in any way but head on. The quartet were executed again.The following one, the Guards were ready for the five cloaked figures, and they were executed before they could begin their spiel. Confident, the King began his speech with the largest crowd yet, it was filled to the brim like never before. The news spread around fast about the troublemakers being dealt with and now the people want to hear their ruler without being heckled, the king thought. But he soon came to realize that the sizable crowd before him was nothing but cloaked figures. They all sat up but one, and this one said:“I’m the Corpse Whisperer. I listen to the voices of the ones you silenced. My memory will never fade. Their truth is out and justice will reign. Prepare yourself because this is your end.”All the cloaks came off, the rotten corpses that this kingdom was built upon were on display, the fraudulent ruler shouts for mercy but it’s too late.
>>5840968“...Get on this Ferris Wheel to experience the altitude the king reached when he was thrown out on a trebuchet.” You finish reading. “This is not a story for a Ferris Wheel. What were they thinking?” Vera isn’t satisfied.“I don’t know, I don’t think the name ever fit the attraction.” You retort. Your mom used to think this was a nice story. “It’s time! Let’s go in!”Almost near the top of the Ferris Wheel, your ride stops, you look down to the lights of Pokyo Lokyo, and in truth, they don’t seem as blinding as before…If you weren’t a nerd, you’d think this is kinda romantic.What do you do?>“Are you liking the view, Cat Lawyer?” Show him down like you’re a proud father.>“Hey, Vera, did you have fun on our date?” Start slow.>“Vera, can I kiss you?” Ask for consent. Your mother always said it is important.>“It’d suck if I dropped my wallet from here.” Joke.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we return on Saturday most likely!)
>>5840969>>“Vera, can I kiss you?” Ask for consent. Your mother always said it is important.
>>5840969>“Hey, Vera, did you have fun on our date?” Start slow.
>>5840969>>“Hey, Vera, did you have fun on our date?” Start slow.
“Hey, Vera, did you have fun on our date?” You ask to start setting the mood. What kind of mood? Who knows?“I thought I was too jaded with life to be able to enjoy this stuff, but I was wrong. That’s rare. I’m not usually wrong.” Vera looks down through the window. She was extremely wrong about the not-serial killer and his daughter, yet she has the guts to say this.“Same.” You think about it, but you’ve been pulling yourself out of your shell this entire time. It has been nice, in your opinion.“S-Same? Are you serious? You make the rashest decisions…!” Vera is puzzled by your response.“I’m a master improviser.” You adjust your glasses.“Oh yeah? Prove it!” Vera crosses her arms with a smirk on her face.“You like this date, right? Totally improvised.” You argue back.“It’s nice, but I’m not impressed.” Vera gets cocky. “I mean, I’m shocked you didn’t bring me to an underground fighting arena or something.”“You’re so silly, Vera. Who does that?” You sensibly chuckle. “How ridiculous.”“You! You’d do that! T-That’s something you’d do!” Vera rages.“Then why are we at this Ferris Wheel then?” You ask, all smugly.“I don’t know! You’re Mr. Pull-the-Fire-Alarm! It wasn’t supposed to be this nice!” Vera is very perplexed but grateful.“Vera, it’s simple, I’m a master improviser.” It all goes back to your initial argument.“Not sold. Not at all.” Vera pretends to be hard to please. “Show me something else! And it better be nice!”Vera is expecting something from you and it better be good…What do you do?>“Nuh-uh, I’m not going to do that. It’s your turn to do something nice for me.” You can be hard to get too!>“Okay, how about this?” Find courage that you don’t have and go for a kiss!>“Fine!” Start jumping around to make the cart swing around!>“Hmm, have this. Show this to me later and I’ll recover my memories.” Hand Vera an I.O.U. Note.>Write In.
>>5843573>>“Okay, how about this?” Find courage that you don’t have and go for a kiss!Although it would be really funny to make the cart start swinging to fuck with her
>>5843573>“Okay, how about this?” Find courage that you don’t have and go for a kiss!OK Vera isn't as bad as I expected. Too bad she fell very hard in the couple months since these events took place.
>>5843573>>“Okay, how about this?” Find courage that you don’t have and go for a kiss!We're not gonna remember this anyway, so what the heck.
>>5843573>“Okay, how about this?” Find courage that you don’t have and go for a kiss!
>>5843573>Write In.Give her a hug.
You need to find the courage that you don’t have for your next move! Is that even a thing? Can you even do it? Maybe all you need to do is to turn off your brain and act. You’re in a romantic setting, there’s a gorgeous girl in front of you who agreed to go on a date, and she seems fairly receptive to all your advances. This is not turning your brain off, this is overthinking it. Screw it, you’ll do your best now. You’re going to improvise!“Okay, how about this?” You lean forward for a kiss…...The last thing you see before your lips touch is Vera closing her eyes. Yes, that does mean that you kissed, and yes, that does mean that she kissed you back, and yes, turning off your brain was a good idea. You should do it more often.Your kiss lasts for what feels like an eternity! It’s your first one, you must enjoy it! As long as your girl here does too, you want this to keep going!…You don’t know what happened, but you two move your faces away from one another slowly. As you open your eyes, Vera has a response for you:“Yeah, I wasn’t expecting this…” Vera’s gleeful smile shines more than her cheery cheeks. “Good job.”“Was it a good surprise?” You ask again.“Yes, Master Improviser. You’ve done it!!!” Vera giggles. “...I’m never calling you that again.”“What if I kiss you again?” You wiggle your eyebrows.“Then I will call you whatever the hell you want, Noodle boyfriend.” Vera starts laughing at her own joke like a dork. “I love you.”How do you respond?>“I love you too.” Kiss Vera again!>Kiss Vera again without saying another word.>“Woah, easy there, I can’t be your boyfriend without memories.” Stop this right in its tracks.>“I knew this would cheese you.” Destroy this moment forever. You won’t remember, but if someone tells you about it, you’d be proud of yourself.>Write In.What next?>Finish the flashback here. This is a nice wholesome note to stop this on. The rest is history.>Take Vera home and say your final goodbye.>Make Vera promise that she will make you remember.>Take Vera to the Motel because you don’t know where else to go.>Write In.
>>5843682>>“I love you too.” Kiss Vera again!>Take Vera to the Motel because you don’t know where else to go.
>>5843682>“I love you too.” Kiss Vera again!>Finish the flashback here. This is a nice wholesome note to stop this on. The rest is history.
>>5843682>“I love you too.” Kiss Vera again!>Take Vera to the Motel because you don’t know where else to go.
>>5843682>Kiss Vera again without saying another word.>Take Vera to the Motel because you don’t know where else to go.The first girl Johnny ever fucked, and it was the cripple with hair-limbs and mindwiping powers? The mindwiping was so strong even his body forgot losing his v-card at that motel... and this was all before he woke up one morning and decided to do his best
>>5843689Getting laid subconsciously gave him the power to do his best
>>5843682>“I knew this would cheese you.” Destroy this moment forever. You won’t remember, but if someone tells you about it, you’d be proud of yourself.>Take Vera home and say your final goodbye.
>>5843682>Kiss Vera again without saying another word.>Take Vera to the Motel because you don’t know where else to go.
>>5843683>>5843687>>5843688>>5843689>>5843697>Locking in Vera endgameMad niggerish.
>>5843698We're not locking anyone into endgame, this isn't a VN
>>5843700>Pump and dumpMad.Niggerish.
>>5843707Literally nothing wrong with having sex
>>5843721I'll be honest, I only voted for the kiss into motel room because it is only fitting here after these events and at that point in time. I am of firm belief that Johnny will die at the end of this quest and leave all these girls broken, having been strung along for the ride over so long. I could be wrong, but that feels like the hilarious ending we might be going towards. Johnny's genes from his mom are too strong
>>5843721>Sex before marriage>Sex without protection>Billie Jean VeraMad.Niggerish.
>>5843727Johnny fucked Vivienne without protection too, but the narration never brought it up once.
>>5843725Not to get wrapped up in the argument but that doesn't really fit the tone of this quest at all
>>5843729It got hinted here and there that there might be consequences for Johnny's exploits in telling almost every girl he ever gets involved with that he loves them, and never telling anybody otherwise. I could be completely retarded for all I know. You're right about that
>>5843682>>“I knew this would cheese you.” Destroy this moment forever. You won’t remember, but if someone tells you about it, you’d be proud of yourself.
“I love you too.” You smile once again then kiss your special girl!You spent the rest of the ride kissing each other! You didn’t even realize the moment it ended until a guy from the staff asked you to leave. You’re teenagers, you can get a little carried away, right? That’s what your dad always complains about with your generation, and now you kinda get it! But what he doesn’t get is how awesome this is! He can go to hell anyway. You’re enjoying life for once!The problem is that the enjoyable life activity has ended, so you need to take Vera somewhere since the Amusement Park will soon close for the night. You only have the keys to two places, and in one of them lives the person you told mentally to go to play poker with the devil. The other has the psycho receptionist girl who lost her memories, but, like you just said, she won’t remember you, so what’s the problem?You discuss this with Vera and she has little to no complaints, she’s too confident in her ability — and she loves the idea of scamming the Motel for an extra night. You love her mischievous side. With directions clear, you return to the place where you got haunted…And so you do, it’s the same room, cameras are still tapped over — it doesn’t appear anyone came here since last night. No one was at the reception, so you went straight here, and since nobody minded, you didn’t care either.You start to feel the tiredness in your body, being near a bed makes you feel relaxed… Vera is already inside the bed, and she’s inspecting the place for anything out of the ordinary. She has one request.“Can we cuddle until… you know…?” Vera knows the time to do the deed is approaching rapidly. It has dawned on her that this is the end. What do you do?>Cuddle until the end.>”If it would cheese you.” Smile warmly.>”Maybe we can do something else…” Wiggle those eyebrows!>Write In.
>>5843779Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!
>>5843779>>”Maybe we can do something else…” Wiggle those eyebrows!
>>5843779>”Maybe we can do something else…” Wiggle those eyebrows!
>>5843779>Cuddle until the end.
>>5843779>>Cuddle until the end.
>>5843682>>Kiss Vera again without saying another word.>>5843779>>”Maybe we can do something else…” Wiggle those eyebrows!We came this far and were probably won't ever remember it again, let's see how far we can go.
>>5843779>”If it would cheese you.” Smile warmly.>Cuddle until the end.
>>5844215What are you doing here spiderman?
[Intermission]“Welcome to the news, dear viewers. I’m Philohorse, a horse that is also Philonune.” A cheerful horse that you have no way of knowing breaks all canon to welcome you to the show. “Since this is a recollection of Johnny’s past memories, my appearance here doesn’t contradict the canon, except for the fact that I am a horse. Regardless, I’m alone again this time around and —”“WAIT! I wasn’t HIS FIRST?!” A desperate Nina Uccelli appears on stage as the camera focuses on her. She’s totally in shock! “H-He gave Meow Meow Lawyer to her before me, NOW THIS?!”“...That’s not something a teacher should be proud of.” Philohorse deadpans. “As I was saying, the following segment is rated for adults only, and viewer discretion is advised. Oh, and the drawings will be in HD.”“T-T-That’s not my point! Am I special to him in any way now? This is all I have!” The naughty teacher argues.“...You’re the first one he had sex with *twice*.” Philohorse finds a way to comfort her.“I-Is that all I’m good for?!” Nina is in shock again!“Debatable. He hasn’t returned again, correct?” Philohorse ignores Love Scramble because its canonicity is in question.“A-Are you trying to make me feel better or not?!” Nina is losing her marbles over this.“I’m just a horse.” Philohorse manages to shrug somehow.“…” Nina stays silent for a moment, now looks right into the camera. “Johnny, if you’re watching, we can do it again as many times as you’d like! I’ll do whatever you want! PLEASE! FIND ME! I LOVE YOU!”“None of these statements are canon or conducive of the character’s real personality. Now, security, take this woman away.” Philohorse wants Crazy Nina gone.“C’mon, Magumbos, we’re going.” The security Yu Yans come over to take the perverted woman away.“NO! I’M SPECIAL TO HIIIIIIIM…! SPECIAL TO JOOOOHNNYYYY!!!” This lewd fake Nina is taken away by the security.“….Have sex responsibly, and stay safe, everyone. And never forget to give them the ‘D’, or else, this is what happens...” Philohorse ends the segment as the screams of a spinster are heard all around the world.(This is the only post today. Due to how long the drawings will take, tomorrow I'll be posting everything else as soon as I can! Thank you for your understanding!)
>>5844824Thanks for running!
“Maybe we can do something else…” You start wiggling your eyebrows with dastardly intentions. Said intentions unknown to even you! Maybe a pillow fight? Bouncing on the bed? You can do whatever the hell you want in this room! This will be your payback!“You want to do it?” Vera gets red as a pepper as she seems prepared for this.“Yeah!” You smile and nod.“A-Are you sure? I was waiting for this too...” Vera coyly asks for confirmation as her blushing grows noticeably.“Absolutely!” You smile and nod faster.“You’ll have to be gentle…” Vera takes her top off, cleavage full on display, she can’t help but to look away. Maybe you’ll be bouncing on the bed for other reasons…“Huh?” Your brain is malfunctioning, you’ll switch it off.“W-What are you waiting for, stupid? Take your clothes off.” Vera demands despite her embarrassment. Her eyes can’t even stay on you for more than a fraction of a second. She’s acting tough, but she’s out of her element.“Vera, you’re so goddamn cute…” You drop your hoodie on the ground, then crawl on the bed towards Vera, she starts retreating facing torwards to the head of the bed. Once you reach her long legs, you begin kissing through the inner part until you reach the high part of her thighs…“W-W-What are you doing?” Vera jitters with each one of your kisses.“I love you, Vera.” You help her take off her pants.“B-Back off, please…!” An overwhelmed Vera needs a moment, or so you thought. As you back off, she smirks, turns the lights off, and somehow jumps on you. “You’re mine now, Johnny.”You feel all your clothes disappear, and then you become prey to Vera’s desires…
>>5845900[Spoilers: You lost your virginity again! Or for the first time? Whatever! You had sex! ]You’d like to spend the rest of your time awake gushing about how amazing this all was — and don’t get it wrong, it was better than whatever your unimaginative mind could come up with — but after both of you showering, it becomes clear that this will be the end. After helping each other dry their hair (Vera’s is extremely fun to play with), you cuddle on the bed (that you cleaned up) and look at the ceiling.The red button to call the Alien rests on the nightstand next to you…This is the end.What do you do?>Hug Vera goodbye. You love her!>Tell Vera that maybe you can escape together. You don’t have to give up!>Make Vera promise you that she will find you, and will make you remember her again.>Tell Vera that you’re going to miss her.>Write In.(Only Reply of the Day, sorry for taking so long! We continue tomorrow!)
>>5845902>>Hug Vera goodbye. You love her!
>>5845902>Tell Vera that you’re going to miss her.
>>5845902>Write In.Kiss her and push the button. Spoilers: Fantastic drawings!How can she feel it if her legs don't work?
>>5845902>Hug Vera goodbye. You love her!How touching... but it's time to snap back to reality
>>5845902>>>Hug Vera goodbye. You love her!
>>5845902>>Hug Vera goodbye. You love her!>>Tell Vera that you’re going to miss her.