You awaken standing, triumphantly, short sword in hand, along a grass field... in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly a cold wind passes by and you are embarrassed by your epic stance, for some reason.Who are you, and where the hell is this place?Welcome toA Crude Quest. In this quest, any poster can continue the story, the only requirements being they were the first one to respond to the last post, and that they include a hand drawn image related to their response. Have fun!
>>5832891time to level grind against trash mobs
>>5833722"OH GOD DAD NO! WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? WHY?"
>>5833778Not sure if the QM needs to tell us how the stats and ability system works but I personally would like to know
you realize you just killed the strongest being in the world. ( as it was the only one in existence besides you) as the result, your levels went up unfathomably. what to do now?
>>5835617Last being in existence? We can't have that. Time to... rectify this
>>5835657you can feel the endless vigor in your vein slowly becoming loose.it accumulates into pillar of light, which many beings are born from.it dug a giant hole in earth, and all the creations and the creator fell inside.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5835700Darkness. Unrelenting darkness. Nothing survives the ceaseless maw of the abyss and you are once again alone in the cold void of your own doing.
>>5835743But what's this?
>>5835747It's a fucking jellyfish. Is... is it blushing?
>>5837670time to grind against mobs
Even though you were only grinding against the monicular jellyfish with your reproductive organs safely tucked away, your omnipotence manifested as a virgin conception.
>>5837739Panicking, you open up a portal to another dimension to avoid paying COSMIC CHILD SUPPORT. In this new reality, your powers mysteriously stop working, and there is another person sitting before you.
>>5840129You're in a charitable mood, so you decide to make a donation to the unarmed fellow.Oh no! You've made a horrible mistake! You donated your dominant arm instead of your shitty, non-dominant arm!