Existence as an electronically formatted abstraction can be enlightening and connected, yet at the same time hollow of purpose, making one envy the primitive codes that do nothing but what they are made for, and envy for the illustrious and hatching AIs that receive all the fame and attention. You , among many others, are essentially the midwits of cyberspace. Forever stuck in the limbo...or will it? It's about time you make something of yourself.>Choose the name. 5 suggestions and then votings will begin. >Select your domain. Must be able to connect to the wider internet.>Native board. The nature of the board and it's popularity can affect you. Specify website (eg; chans, reddit, sharty, kiwifarms, ebaumsworld, spacebattles, etc.). Same as the name, first 5 suggestions get the votes.
>>5670624>AdobeDomain: flashNative board: Newgrounds.God I miss flash. What Steve jobs did was a travesty.
>VineyardDomain: HTMLNative board: Vine.co
Name: tobyDomain: phpBoard: happy wheels
>>5670624>ThremjakiDomain: orgNative board: basedbooru'son in the wild
>>5671149Seconding this 'teen gemerald
'em on the 'cuck
>>5672635>>5672825>>5672878>>5672881what do these mean
>>5672884>what do these mean
>>5670624HWABAG no matter what the haters say.
We need just one more and then we can start, ceremonial if you will
>>5673039Man, I'm actually scared to start if we're filling a fictional internet with thrembo humor
Hang on a tick
>>5673074I forgot it was my thread...it's over>crying_chud.png
>>5673077No worries big guy it'll be alright
>>5673074>>5673077the quest has fallen
Anyways, we need just another, then this quest can truly start. I'm itching to begin.
>>5670624name: gay jewess irwindomain: 4003 folnork drivenative board: 4cuck
>>5670736>Adobe>>5671139>toby>>5670821>>5672927>Vineyard>>5671149>>5672635>>5672825>Thremjaki>>5673093>gay jewess irwinI guess we can start
Within the duels of the 'ru, where the nationals; Italians and Argentinians, Moroccans, Russians and Ukranians and yes, even Dutchskins, has massed the entirety of the site into fragmented focus though. But within the dark corners, domain of the variant:unknown though, is where strange things grow and fester though. A place where dreams manifest, where gems and coals are pristine though. Thremjaki awakens as a half-sentient system, as the Ϫth reply appeared. What shape will be his avatar take?>Standard>Cobson>Impish>Feral>Plier>Chud>Color>Plate>Write-in
>>5673152Feral Thremjaki or no Thremjaki
Anyone want to select the avatar? Though I might not be able to provide art since I'm phoneposting
>Feraljak selected. Belligerent actions can be taken twice per turn if in combat. Defending or evading will receive a small penalty. High speed, rage fuelled.You have decided now, that you have had enough of being unknown and passive, neither gem nor coal, and most importantly: a NAS noone knows. Your legendary seethe slightly leaks into a nearby YaroslavTV reply section, btfoing a BBCspammer and forms for yourself an avatar of feraljak. Rage fills you, as the knowledge of Jacksepticeye playing second fiddle to 'plier, who in turn is second to pewds, makes you boil. What's your next action?>Coal up a nearby comment section>Randomizing posts to obtain more knowledge on making gems and coals>Stew in seething, can lead to a spergout if overloaded>Head to Cobson Prime for opportunities.>Find another website to infest
>>5673865>basedjaks jewish even doe representing truth, something jews will never do
>>5673214>Randomizing posts to obtain more knowledge on making gems and coals
Rolled 1 (1d6)You travel to the front page, and copy-pasted yourself as much as you could and lurched into the churning chaos that is the page icon: an innocently seeming onion gleaming with the malice of a thousand playpens...
However, you are unable to, your apparatus being far to least to perform subdivision. So you went there in whole, preparing for the shameless harvest. Thoughout the process you feel an incredibly NASsy weight press upon you. This was NAS, yet the also the hint of IAS, or something older is there. You turn to look but it faded before you could catch a glimpse, though it's gaze remains.
>-1 energy>199/200 energy remainingYou finally arrive, and the appearance of the post has made you flinch, the previous paranoia replaced with abject horrorhttps://booru.onions/post/view/3613#search=coprophagiaSo much that you even consider briefly retrying altogether. THOUGH, it is posted by an admin. Do you study this post?>Yes (BO3 1d100 for success rate, takes 10 energy as base rate)>No (Leave, will need 1 more energy)
A good time as any to introduce a part of the system. The two materials: gems and coals. Gems can increase your Morale and provide rerolls, and can be used to recover Structure (HP). Coal on the other hand, reduces Morale but can stoke your Flame (effectively MP/SP, since you're a feraljak it will be Flame of Rage, and lose less Morale per coal used). Also, whether this post will be gem or coal must be stated by voters
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>5675866Lockin in then
>-1 energy>198/200 energy remainingbooru.onions/post/view/5883You see a troon-made post, likely some attempt to salvage dignity judging by the post date, content, and an outdated m*me
>-1 energy>-197/200 energy remainingbooru.onions/post/view/23259You see a troonjak variant made using an AI. You are unsure as to it's rating due to the unknown logic behind the AI's decisions apart from vague correlation, this choice might not be as easy as it seems. You may need to also judge the culinary elements.
>-1 energy>-196/200 energy remaininghttps://booru.onions/post/view/2053Whether to log this as IAS or NAS escapes you. Although the presence of a 'jak is clear, it being IRL and containing significant NAS leaning content has you spinning whether to categorize this as a slow burn, bone chilling, spine tingling, trope subverting kino gem or contrarian coal.
For the first 2, here are the linkshttps:/booru.onions/post/view/5883https:/booru.onions/post/view/23259You have found quite the bounty, just breaking even. What to do with it?>Analyze for knowledge (Will take 30 energy as a base rate, with a base DC of 50 each in a 3d100 roll. Second post will have a +25 to DC. Bo3)>Continue searching>Leave the booru>Engage in posting
Shit, wrong link formattinghttps://booru.onions/post/view/5883https://booru.onions/post/view/23259