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AWESOME STICKDUDE QUEST


You’RE A FUngING AWESOME STICKDUDE IN AWSOME STICKTOPIA! A LAND WHERE THE WOMEN ARE FLAT AS THE EYE CAN SEE (like they should be) THE DRINKS ARE ENDLESS AND THE TAXES ARE ONLY JUST SLIGHTLY SKY ROCKETING!

YOU! IN YOUR AWESOMENESS HAS DECIDED TO GO ON A LATE NIGHT STROLL THROUGH THE AWESOME COOL CITY AIR! BECAUSE KEEPING SUCH A AWESOME BOD REQUIRES SUCH! ALSO YOU JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE BUT LET'S NOT MIND THAT!

BUT LUCKILY! THAT FAT BASTARD OF A LANDLORD COULDN’T TAKE ONE AWESOME THING FROM YOU! YOUR-

>AWESOME SUNGLASSES!
>AWESOME KATANA!
>AWESOME HAT!
>AWESOME WRITE-IN!
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>>5473134

Blades and ballistic resistant Umbrella

It’s kingsman time
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>>5473137
As they always say, classic is as classic does.


AND HOW SHnikyT I FORGOT!

>WHAT'S YOUR AWESEOM COLOR!!>|??1
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>>5473134
>AWESOME KATANA!
Duh
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>>5473151
BLACK
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JUST REALIZED HOW LATE IT IS! GOING TO GO TO BED! HAVE AN AWSOME NIGHT!
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>>5473134
Sunglasses to maximize suppishness
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>>5473134
>>AWESOME HAT!
>>5473151
Black.
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>>5473151
Black. The most cool color.
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>>5473134
>AWESOME SUNGLASSES!
>>5473151
>WHITE
just to be different
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>>5473134
>AWESOME SUNGLASSES!
>>5473151
>White, for maximum contrast
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>Glasses
>Black
OH YEAH BABY! YOUR MOST AWESOME POSSESSION IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! YOUR SHARP AS HELL AWESOME SUNGLASSES!!! YOU STRIKE AN AWESOME POSE TO SHOW OFF TO THE WORLD THAT YOU STILL GOT IT BABY! EVEN IF YOU ARE NOW PENNILESS HOMELESS AND OUT OF A JOB! AIN'T NOTHING GOING TO PUT DOWN YOUR AWESOMETUDE!!!!!!! SO TOWARDS PLACES UNKNOWN BUT AWESOME! YOU CONTINUE ON YOUR AWESOME WAL-
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>>5474099
“Nice glasses faggot. What? Did mommy make sure you put them on so your piss baby weak eyes that only see the light of a computer screen 24/7 looking at underaged girls don’t burn themselves out just by looking at the moonlight you cum drinking troglodyte piece of shit?”



>Punch him
>Kick him
>Tell that good sir off in a polite way (punch him)
>Write-in
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>>5474101
>Write-in
>DICK KICK
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>>5474101
>Dropkick him so hard the bench breaks under his ass and put out the cigarette he threw in his left eye
This is a stickma-motherfuckin-quest we need a GUN and ASAP.
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>>5473134
I just had to tell you a really beautiful thread died so you could have this horseshit. I know it was probably stalled forever and not coming back, but RIP Soomer.
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>>5474101
>Drop kick
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>>5474101
Throat punch

>>5474311
Cope and seethe retard
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>>5474311
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>>5474311
If you like it so much, why don't you marry it? Cry harder, faggot. That quest wasn't even AWESOME like this one is.

>>5474101
>>5474114
Merging these write ins together:
>STOMP HIS DICK, THROUGH THE BENCH
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>>5474101
Do a big fucking fart that they would never fucking forget.
Punching and kicking won't suffice.
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>>5474101
“I’m telling you Brien! You’ll make money while you sleep! And when you’re awake you don’t even really need to do any work. All you’ll have to do is sell it to a few peps, like three or four and let the money will flo-”

“Rob please shut the fuuk up about your pyramid scheme for one second and help me put up these boards-”
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>>5476397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER6CVQq41jM
“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSOME!”

“OH SHIT!”

“AH!”
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>>5476399
“POOOOOSE!!!!”

“...oh fuck. Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck. We’re getting raided by a psycho.”

“...SHHT!”

“Ge-get the hell up and get back up.”

“Ok ok-”

“NOW!”

“I AM I AM! (oh god they already got Ben)”

“WELL DO IT FASTER OR WE’RE BOTH DE-”
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>>5476401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRbbWumbASI


“...”

“......”

“....w….Wha….What.. the fuck just happeneEEEEEEEAQBHFEKYAGWHGJLVIJU8OEASGLJIVJIONRWLJFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

"...Welp! Guess it's do or die time. Nice knowing ya' Brien"


>Write-in
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>>5476403
>Dropkick RED into BLUE
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>>5476403
>Do some karate
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>>5476403
This is kino
>Quickly stab red a 100 times with our AWESOME GLASSES.
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>>5476403
More kicks!
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>>5476403
You're already in position to do it, so you might as well uppercut red straight into the ceiling
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>>5476403
>spring body up to crash into the two dummies
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>>5476403
>DRAGON UPPERCUT RED INTO THE SKYYYY
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>>5474311
So beautiful that apparently no one bothered to archive it?
I saw a fucking quest about a xenomorph waifu going to canada getting archived, so eat shit, moron.
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>>5476403
>Rip lungs out of Red and eat them while staring Blue in the face



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