The year is 1187....Your name is robert marshal....Your the 16 year old son of walter marshal the earl of locksley....Your mother countess joanna died unexpectedly and your father is marrying again....His new bride is marian the stewards virgin daughter whose also your childhood friend....Your brokenhearted because you secretly love marian....Your forced to attend their wedding and public bedding ceremony....Your father lustily deflowers marian and repeatedly consummates their marriage infront of many witnesses....He laughingly tells you in morning you'll have a baby brother soon....You....>....plot to murder him>....remain and wait for him to die>....leave to join the crusade
>>5468014>leave to join the crusadeThe light rises from the East.
>>5468014>....plot to murder him
why is cuck fetish so prevalent among communists?
>>5468014>....leave to join the crusadeREPENT FOR OUR SIN!
>>5468058>Granda, 29, met the Falwells at a Miami hotel when he was 20 and engaged in a years-long sexual affair with Becki, 53, some of which Granda alleged Falwell Jr watched while wearing a speedo.>Jerry, 58, would watch the pair having sex and enjoyed listening in on their phone calls - with audio released on Monday showing how Jerry asked Granda not to make his wife "jealous" by discussing dates with other women.- Jerry Falwell, top evangelical pastor and Trump ally
>>5468058>>5468064>>5468068wtf prompted this, there something I don't know about QM?
>>5468064>that entire postThe lady doth protest too much, methinks
>>5468069It's clearly a bait thread and a low effort fake quest.What I'd like to know is what is motivation behind those
>>5468069Insane /pol/tard thinks everything is a communist plot
>>5468075tell me anon, do you have the factoids like those saved on your desktop, or do you do research every time to defend your faith vigorously?
>>5468077I mean...neither of those are detestable qualities. The saving trivia and willingness to do impromptu research I mean, not the cuckoldry and communism or low effort bait.
>>5468079That is fair, perhaps I'm reading too much into it. I still found it funny he'd react in such a manner.Myself, I brought up communism because the "quest" topic's sole premise looks like a fetishized caricature of medieval marriage which is something I remember from communist pamphlets.
>>5468077It's the liberal fantasy to put people in their place by explaining how wrong the opposing party is.You say something short, wrong and quippy, and they respond with a long, somewhat researched post, to which you say >his entire response, lolIt always goes like that and he'll never learn. But both of you are idiots. You for being an idiot intrinsically, and him for taking your baitin case the quest is not derailed already:>>5468014>kill him
>>5468220It's a fact that conservatives are more likely to be cuckolds. You can deny it all you want but you can't change reality
>>5468230you lack reading comprehensionI literally said to ID: 0R2E8uxo that he said something short, wrong and quippyyou ID: vK6HUwkm are still an idiot for taking his bait
>>5468233Nothing dumb about posting facts, you retarded semi-coherent fuck
whats with all the bait on /qst/ lately?
>>5468040>>5468042>>5468057>>5468065>>5468220crusade 2murder 3
You plot to murder him....He deserves it for defiling the girl you love....Marian never wanted to be his wife....But he used his droit de seigneur (the right of a feudal lord to have sexual intercourse with a vassal's daughter) as earl to claim her....When he's dead you'll be new earl of locksley....But you must be very careful how you kill him....The king needs think its a natural death....You....>....strangle him>....poison him>....visit pagan witch
when are you going to flake
>>5468430>....strangle himOne involves a for sure witnessed and involving ourselves with a witch, another involves using a substance we may not be educated on and leaving residues that may be investigated, for strangling all we need is surprise to obtain an advantageous position and stealth to avoid witnesses, go for the sure thing.
>>5468430>>....visit pagan witch
>>5468220Finally! Someone who understands.
>>5468064>butthurt jannie deleted the post about republicans being cucks Kek
>>5468487>>5468535>>5468540>>5468568strangle 2poison 1witch 1
You think on how to murder him....Your first choice is poison....But you arent educated on poison it can leave residues that may be investigated....No not poison....You think on visiting a pagan witch woman to murder him with black magic....But then you'll be in debt to a witch and your immortal soul will be forfeit....Hah aha to think on your immortal soul when plotting to murder thine own father....No murdering him is righteous....He defiled the girl you love abusing his lordly right....You'll strangle him for his crime....For strangling all you need is surprise to obtain an advantageous position and stealth to avoid witnesses....But it'll be hard to get him alone....He's spending full night in the lords bedroom lustily defiling the body of his young bride in every way....No you mustn't imagine them together in bed....It darkens your mind with hate when you needs be guileful....You can attempt in daytime but what if a guard sees you....You....>....do it alone>....reveal plot to marian>....bribe a guard
>>5469764>....reveal plot to marianI mean, if she doesn't want "rescuing" in the first place - or at least us tainting our souls - then there is no point in this at all. At least she might dissuade us into a wiser course of action if she disagrees and is the most likely not to sell us out. If she's fine with it then we avoid the surprise of our sudden break in would cause her, avoiding mishaps and allowing her to assist us in actually getting into the bedroom.
>>5469764>>....reveal plot to marian
Your father is spending full nights in bedroom with marian....Your best chance of murdering him is with her help....She can't be happy married with such fat drunk bastard....You visit her in daytime....y: "how are you?"m: "im fine...."y: "we're friends you shouldnt lie to me?"m: "...."y: "are you happy being married with my father?"m: "no walter is a brute he told me to give him a son so he can send you to crusade to die...."y: "that scumbag...."Your first concern is....>....rescuing marian>....revenge for your cuckolding>....being earl of locksley
>>5468322Lol commie cuck is mad
Your first concern is rescuing marian....Her youth shouldnt be wasted an old rich earls fuck slave....m: its so humiliating he makes me do obscene perverted things after dark....y: what....m: ihave to dance for him unclothedbefore he fucks me in obscene positions in the lords bed....y: im so sorry....m: im forced to act like i enjoy having his cock inside my pussy so he cums early and goes to sleep ohits so humiliating....y: fuck i'll kill that lusty pig he needs die for what he's doing to you....m: no he's your father if you kill him your soul will be tainted....y:if i leave you to his lust my soul will be more tainted....m: how'll you kill him?y: open the door of your bedroom at midnight after he falls asleep and ill do the rest....m: but he's my legally wedded husband i vowed to serve him....You promise to....>....marry her after her husband is dead>....keep her as your mistress>....be more virtuos earl then your father
>>5473210>marry her after her husband is dead... if she'll have us.and>be more virtuos earl then your father
>>5473210>be more virtuos earl then your father
>>5473210>....marry her after her husband is dead>....be more virtuos earl then your father
>>5473210>>....be more virtuos earl then your father
>>5473210>....be more virtuos earl then your father
>>5469764>> play piano poorly
>>5474317that's by default because the piano wasn't invented until 1700. so we have to wait 500 years to play.
>>5473210>....marry her after her husband is dead
>>5473216>>5473222>>5473243>>5473479>>5474080>>5474339virtuous 5marry 3
y: he's your husband but you didn't want to marry him did you?m: no i didn't want to marry him but he's an earl a common stewards daughter can't refuse his marriage proposal....y: my father abused his lordly authority to have sex with you i promise to be more virtuos earl then him....m: i still cant betray my lord husband....y: he isnt worthy of being your husband i promise to marry you after he's dead if you'll have me....m: you were there when the chaplain married me to your father when your father stole my virginity and repeatedly fucked me with many cheering guests as witnesses....y: i was there....m: can you marry me knowing your father's penis has been inside me that he's tainted my womb with his sperm?y: i....m: can you kiss me knowing my lips have been on your father's cock that he taught me please him with my tongue?y: ....m: can you love me knowing ive suffered humiliations worse than a whore how servants will laugh if you marry me?You propose to....>....marry her publicly>....marry her in secret>....stay her friend
>>5474387>....marry her publicly
>>5474387>....marry her in secret
>>5474387>>....marry her publicly
>>5474387>....marry her publiclyand have anyone who laughs flogged in public.
>>5478481second this post
OP hasn't posted in 5 days. Should I take over?
>>5479767I wouldn't mind.
>>5479767go for it
"Yes I can" you propose to marry her publicly and have anyone who laughs flogged in public. Marian goes along with your plot "I'll get him to sleep and open the door for you at midnight". Midnight approaches. You've always hated your father for how he abused you and your mother but you've never killed a man before what if you lose nerves?? No you mustn't falter. There's no going back Marian's waiting. You've to rescue her from your father's carnal lust. In dark night you light footedly approach the earl's bedroom moving through narrow corridors in the thin candlelight. You tap on the door twice then pause then tap thrice. Marian opens the door recognizing the signal "he's asleep". Your resolve hardens seeing her. Marian's wearing only a robe. Your father fucked her before sleeping didn't he? That bastard has cuckolded you for the final time!! You ragefully approach the king size bed. Your father is sleeping naked with a pompous smile ignorant hismurderer is in the room with him.>>smother with pillow>>choke him with both hands>>you can't do it>>other
>>5480869>smother with pillow
>>5480869>>smother with pillow
>>5480869>choke him with both handssmothering isn't personal enough
>>5480877>>5481003>>5481018You desire to choke him with both hands so he knows who killed him in his last moments. He deserves it for the way he abused you and your mother. He knew you're in love with Marian but he still forced her to marry him. The bastard!! But no choking him with your hand will leave mark on his neck. It's more safer to smother with pillow. "Fuck you"!! you ragefully force the pillow on his face. He twists and scrams and thrashes but you've iron grip on him. After few minutes he mercifully he stops moving. "Tell them in morrow he died in his sleep" you leave the bedroom silently like you entered. You feign sadness during funeral in morrow. He's buried in the family crypt with your ancestors. With his death you become the new earl.>>marry marian>>inform king richard>>realm management>>other
>>5481919>inform king richardNeed to make our take over official
>>5481919>>inform king richard
>>5482035>>5482038>>5482477>>5482484>>5482979You inform king richard the lionheart "my father earl Walter Marshall has died". You're his only son for that reason you can't join the crusade and sending five knight bachelors in your place to holy lands. King Richard goes along with your justification and you're relieved from crusade duties publicly becoming new earl of Locksley. You shortly declare intention to marry Marian make it official. The castle's chaplain friar Laurence objects "your father had sex with her publicly hence you can't marry her"!!>>bribe him>>threaten him>>find new chaplain>>other