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Oh shit nigga! You are Agent No Name. You are a faceless Galactic Empire Operative. The crown princess has been captured by the rebels!
While the imperial navy launches a frontal assault, your mission is to sneak through the battle lines, find out where the princess is and extract her.
Aboard your customized STEALTH battleship ST-100, you command a small squad of ships, hot on the trail

You have just taken down another rebel squadron and is now on your way to the next sector in pursuit of the princess.

shieeeeeeeeeet
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5454753
Wait, hold on. We boarded like three ships last session, do we have those or are you trying to deny us loot again?
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

In celebration of your victory, host a singalong of the pop idol tunes
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>>5454759
OP. Denying anons loot? Perish the thought
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5454761
Prove it that you never would by giving us loot
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>>5454762
Okay here's a dollar
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5454764
hell yeah
buy 4 gumballs
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5454764
...it's Monopoly money.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5454764
OP called Luke a vegan, Dragon Witch a lizard lover, and Joseph a idolshitter
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>>5454766
Alright, gumballs, gumballs
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5454771
Oh hey, we got some gacha loot for the quest from the gumball machine
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5454771
Get rebel ship loot flavored gumballs
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>>5454772
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5454776
Open the box with gusto
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5454776
It's the three captured rebel ships and their Skellified Crews from the last thread that OP denied us.
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>>5454781
Maaaaaaybe not the actual ships themselves.

The boarding actions taken last thread were quite destructing, let's say
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5454783
Fortunately you now have two mob soldiers performing sorting duty
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5454783
I can't believe you'd do this to me. In my own home, no less. And on the day of my daughters wedding.

Open the consolation prize box then.
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>>5454785
Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is gacha result:

1-30: Low amount of new crewmembers and general materials
31-50: A respectable amount of skellies, monies and some intel to where to head next
51-70: Okay bunch of skellies, but you have a list of rebel leader names. This is a great piece of intel to send back to Imperial Command. Definitely would help with your promotion
71-85: Intel on the safest route to take next, and also a bit of one of your field agents' personal questline
86-100: Free Pick
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Rolled 12, 78 = 90 (2d100)

>>5454791
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Rolled 100, 71 = 171 (2d100)

>>5454791
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>>5454793
Well done, champ. Real proud of you.
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>>5454794
You're pretty good
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>>5454794
Oh my. The command ship you took down has the star maps for the next few rebel sectors, this should help you get through them safely and stealthily. And what's this?! Intel relating to one of your field agents!
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>>5454799
WHO'S JUICY BACKSTORY DID WE DIG UP?
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454799
By the heart of these dice
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5454801
>>5454799
Indeed, which one was it?
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>>5454801
>>5454802
>>5454806
Well anons....Time to decide who's daddy's favorite.

You Pick
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>>5454807
I'd like to learn more about all of them but Luke's with us because he needs to find his sister, let's figure out WHY he needs to find her
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>5454807
Roll 1D3.

1: Joseph
2: Luke
3: Dragon Witch
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>>5454809
>>5454812
OH SHIT WHO'S IT GONNA BE
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>>5454816
WE GOTTA KNOW IF SHOTASNIFFER IS LUKE'S SISTER!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454816
I rolled a die, that means I win and we learn if the Dragon Witch is a lesbian or not.
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>>5454820
>>5454822
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

roll 1d100
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5454825
I WANT INFO ON SKELETONS!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5454825
TELL ME ABOUT THE WITCH, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK!?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5454825
I like rolling dice.
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>>5454835
Well you won. Whose quest do you wanna get progress in
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5454838
Mob
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5454838
Joseph
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>>5454838
Shit, I didn't expect to actually win. Uh...
I guess the Mystery Sister guy.
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>>5454841
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5454844
What does the intel mention about Luke?
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>>5454847
According to the rebel intel....

A. His sister would provide leverage on his family, allowing the rebels to gain an advantage against the empire
B. The kidnapping was a mistake
C. It was not a kidnapping
D. [insert your own plot point here]
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5454858
B, the rebels are literally panicking over accidentally kidnapping a sister of Shotasniffer
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5454858
A, they're using her visage to make merchandise to fund their war effort
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>>5454863
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck, shouldn't have done that" says the report
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5454874
Also she won't leave and has been plastering herself on rebel TV
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5454874
Well, looks like the rebels have made quite the enemy with this blunder. Stash the intel and proceed with the jump.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5454877
It seems the rebels is getting their own version of National Idol. Whether they want to or not.

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5454882
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>>5454884
"PLEASE TAKE HER BACK WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY MULTIPLE HEROES AND VILLIANS"
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>>5454884
Apparently Luke's sister is forming her own branch of the rebel forces. And while the rebels are glad she's not going to use it to attack them, they are concerned that she's using it for her own agenda. Most troubling. This also means that if Luke reaches her, it won't be a rescue mission where he saves her from the rebels. He'd be taking her away from her own rebel army instead
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5454890
There's always forcing that rebel army to serve her instead of attacking us
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5454890
In either case it's more dead rebels. We can work with that.
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>>5454894
>>5454896
Yes. Now. Do we tell Luke or not? Or do we tell him....our own version of events
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5454899
Luke, how would your...other siblings react if you can't retrieve your sister
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>>5454900
"Nothing. Because I WILL save my sister"

He genuinely believes this
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5454903
Would you be willing to accept rebels converted into your sister's fans
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5454903
Good, just checking. Now lets move on.
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>>5454914
"What do you mean?"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5454920
Just tell him about his sister FFS.
He deserves to know.
Don't beat around the proverbial bush.
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>>5454921
Processing information, pls hold
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5454922
You all good man?
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>>5454923
You are now Luke.

If rebel intel is true. Mission parameters would change drastically.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454925
Consider betraying the captain to save sister from empire?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5454925
New mission: how the hell do we tell our sis
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>>5454928
That's right. This still counts as a rescue mission. You're gonna save your sister from herself.

BUt the real difficulty is how to tell Eldest Sister Shotasniffer that one of her siblings is trying to become....competition.

Preferably, you'd go get your younger sis from the rebels, erase all evidence and go home with nobody in the family none the wiser
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5454931
This is exactly why Rasputin and Olessa sent you, isn't it. They knew this would happen ever since...the incident.
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>>5454936
"the what now?"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5454940
Damn, you still have the empire of si...Shotasniffer enjoyers.
Promise them tickets to the next Shotasniffer concert as payment for silence, since they DID save you from that ruin.
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>>5454942
You are now agent No Name.

Luke has offered you and the rest of the crew free concert tickets, provided you keep this whole business of his sister becoming the new Rebel idol under wraps. All the way until he gets her back.

You can now:

A. Say yes excitedly
B. Jump up and down while screaming yes
C. Drop to your knees, grab his hands and thank him in tears
D. Try to be cool and accept his proposal nonchalantly
E. Just start yelling Yes at the top of your lungs
F. Refuse [Impossible]
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5454944
D, except your mask betrays your feelings.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5454944
>C. Drop to your knees, grab his hands and thank him in tears
Can we kiss his feet too?
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>>5454948
>feet

Kinda sus, anon
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5454951
This is standard behaviour for all simps
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>>5454951
Hey no, not in that way. I'm not a feet guy.
Like in a "Oh my god thank you" or "I will literally die via explosion for you now" way I meant.

I prefer tummies
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5454951
Roll is forgor.
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>>5454958
Yeah but HIS feet tho
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5454961
The uniques are, of course, given backstage passes
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5454961
Let's just shake his hand very enthusiastically while showing a big smile on our helmet
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>>5454965
"Yes, you'll get backstage passes a-----okay."
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5454973
Did you ever see someone so pathetic, Joseph?
Joseph?
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>>5454974
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>>5454977
"DID YOU BOZOS FORGET OUR MAIN OBJECTIVE"
"I'll let the dragon lady ride on my dragon"
"Then again your sister is closer to us"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454977
>>5454978
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5454977
Dragon Witch is also hanging of off Luke, trying to get him to show her his Dragon.
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>>5454978
>>5454979
>>5454980
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5454981
Remember when this quest had plot progression?
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5454981
Alright, to business, Mob Soldiers, report what happened
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>>5454982
Plot?
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>>5454982
"Alright, alright, I get it already. Captain, isn't time we leave this sector?"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5454987
Activate warp drive
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5454987
>>5454988
>>5454983
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>>5454988
Great. With the intel you've gotten from the rebels. You should be able to pass through this sector undisturbed.

The only way for anything to happen is if you deliberately stray from the safe path and ask for a dice roll
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5454991
Interrogate the Mob Soldiers for their stupidity
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5454991
Uh oh, computer malfunction. The coordinates are FLUCTUATING!!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5454991
Hopefully we can ambush and steal a rebel ship this sector
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5454997
No they don't, stop being a gay nigger from outer space.
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>>5455003
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5454997
OH FUCK! MAYBE WE CAN STILL SAVE THIS!

ROLL 1d100
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5455006
Fffff
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5455006
Fucking space niggers.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5455006
ITS ABOUT THE JOURNEY, NOT THE DESTINATION.
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>>5455011
>>5455010
>>5455008
"CAPTAIN! THE NAV COMPUTER'S GONE HAYWIRE DUE TO THE SPACE STORMS IN THIS SECTOR! WE'VE GONE OFF COURSE!"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5455013
WE'RE ABOUT TO WARP INTO THE ATMOSPHERE OF A CLASS 2 PLANET!!!

WE CAN'T SLOW OURSELVES ENOUGH! WE HAVE TO DO AN EMERGENCY CRASH LANDING!

EVERYONE BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5455013
QUICK SOMEONE FIX IT
MOB SOLDIERS GO
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5455016
"Wait WHAT?!"

"THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?"

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5455019
SOMETHING
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5455019
PRESS BUTTONS AND STUFF MAN
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>>5455020
Fortunately, in their panic, the soldiers slapped JUST the correct sequence of buttons to navigate us out of the storm
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5455023
Thank god we got out of that storm.

I sure do hope we haven't ended up anywhere wacky when pulling out of warp.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5455023
Were they drunk
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5455023
It deserves a promotion
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>>5455024
Surely by escaping it on time, nothing of the sort has happened
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5455031
Use the vision-screens to observe the situation.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5455031
MOB Soldiers proceed to drink in celebration. Or panic. Or just drink
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>>5455036
"Ya got it captain, getting visuals now"
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test
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5455042
Now, what do we see?
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5455042
Huh?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5455049
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5455051
GOD?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5455051
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>>5455054
"Pffft. Current Year. Still believing in God. Pathetic humans"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5455062
Who are you and why do you insult our lord and savior?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5455062
OH GOD IT'S THE- what was that again?
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>>5455068
Let's quickly scan Empire records to see.
Roll 1d100 and Choose one of each:

This is a xenos race that:

A. Wants to murder all humans due to some ancient-by-human standards grudge.
B. Wants to eat all other sentient species to become the top dog of the universe
C. Practices an extreme form of atheism that they actively find and murder all religious peoples
D. Loves talking shit, other than that they don't do much
E. [Insert custom choice]


And they travel in:

A. Ships that are on-par with our tech
B. Organic bio-ships
C. Swarms. They don't need ships
D. [Insert custom choice]
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5455076
D and B
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>>5455084
Ah yes. Those fuckers
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5455088
Go away.
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>>5455090
"Yeah? Want us to leave? What, can't handle a few bantz? Didn't know humans were such bitches"

You can here their entire crew cackling from over here
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5455094
Ignore them and they will go away to bother the next passing ship.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5455094
Whatever you say, retard. We have more important places to be.
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>>5455096
>>5455097
"Eyyyy where are ya going? C'mon guy we're just messing witcha"

"Yeah, didn't mean to.....trigger your bitchass"

"Gonna need a safespace now, snowflake?"

"nyehehhehehehehehehehhe"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5455099
Shitter ship suddenly suffers sublimation.
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>>5455102
"oh wow they just suddenly got vaporized"

"wonder how that happened huh captain"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5455108
sad but common fate, totally unavoidable
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>>5455109
Indeed, what a shame. BUt there were nothing we could do
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5455110
Hey check out the space billboard
"New Rebel Idol In Session!...pleasehelpusplease"
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>>5455111
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5455121
"I'm guessing she's a teenager."
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>>5455125
"Yes....She's in her rebellious phase........Oh wow. A teenage rebel that just happens to be caught by the rebels. What a coincidence"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5455132
Damn, Lily grew up since Skeleton Island 2.
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>>5455133
"Yes, Agent No Name. THat is my sister, Lilly"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5455143

Hits include "My Stupid Family Doesn't Understand Me", "My Sister is A Big Dork" and "I Hope Chosen One Chokes on It"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5455143
Guess we'll have to beat her up before she'll agree to leave her Rebel band.
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>>5455146
"Wow, this selection is a doozy"

"Hey what's this part where she sang for 3 hours about some guy who grills"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5455176
Man these are some weird lyrics about how his smoke chokes the environment and his addiction to weiners.
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>>5455184
"And also a bit about how he stopped paying attention to her and she requires at least 20 hours of doting on a day"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5455193
She does at least put some praise for him.
Most of them actually.
Well, except for the mecha gay one, the drunken one and... "Bobby".
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>>5455198
Huh, you know anything about that, Luke?
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5455203
Luke is having a moment.
"Hey look, she's going to play in [insert rebel base with intel on actual princess here]
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>>5455207
!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5455209
With what is described as a "captive audience".
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5455209
I wonder how far away that rebel base is
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5455212
Alright. Let's check the star maps.

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5455214
Oh god
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5455214
*rigging in progress*
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5455214
Is this a rigging I see before me?
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>>5455215
>>5455216
>>5455220

Remember kids, OP has never rigged any dice ever
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5455224
How far
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>>5455226
Damn. It's pretty far away. We might not make it there before the concert starts.

"Agent No Name! We need to head there quick! Whatever happens, we must NOT allow Lilly to start singing!"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5455232
I get the speed, but why shouldn't she sing?
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>>5455234
"BECAUSE, AGENT, She's just like Shostasniffer! She's one of the people in my family with THE GIFT. If we allow the concert to happen, she would turn the rebel audience into a raving band of absolutely hyped up lunatics ready to slaughter all in their path!"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5455244
Understandable. Helmsman, full speed to next sector.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5455244
That's actually cause for worry
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>>5455245
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5455250
Roll for loot and glory.
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>>5455251
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
80-100: Loot
40-79: Glory
20-39: No
1-19: oh no
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Rolled 24, 92 = 116 (2d100)

>>5455253
No bonus from the rebel intel? Sad.
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>>5455255
Doesn't matter. You got the stuff.

Which will be decided in the next session. I gotta go now. Toodles

Updates b here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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How do I get the archive files to load images?
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>>5455387
It doesn't? Usually just opening the html file in the folder would work
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>>5455388
It always looks like this when I open it
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>>5455389
What browser are you using?
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>>5455391
Chrome
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>>5455393
That's pretty weird. That shouldn't happen. Try opening it with firefox. Also, this applies to all archives right?
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>>5455395
I get the same thing with other browsers, and yeah all the other archives return the same
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>>5455405
I'll be real, anon. I have no idea how did this happen nor how to fix it. I tried redownloading a bunch of random archives and opening them in other machines and they load fine. So all I can do is wish you luck finding a solution
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>>5455209
Sans Megalovania
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Thread 2morrow more like thread 4ever
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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thread soon
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>>5459469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_USBSPSI5M
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>>5459907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EptaoA--IU
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WAKE UP OP IT'S BEEN 10 HOURS
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>>5460237
aw shit
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>>5460243
NOW SHOW US OUR LOOT
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5460243
give us more lootboxes
there are the only thing that makes happy chemicals anymore
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>>5460246
>>5460252
wat loot
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>>5460260
THIS loot
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5460260
your lunch money dweeb
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>>5460262
OP is blind, what are you talking about
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460265
What? I can't hear you, I'm deaf
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>>5460265
Quick, abuse his physical disability to steal all of his valuables and totallynotapaladin™ related merchandise
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460265
your not blind, you just want an excuse to wear sunglasses inside
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>>5460266
What a shame. Sorry to hear that. Imma take my leave now
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>>5460272
What? I said I can't hear you. Eh, I guess we'll just have to kill him.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5460272
Luke, OP called your Weiner obsession gay
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5460272
Bridge! Use of tractor beam on that loot!
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>>5460275
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5460289
To loot
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5460289
GRAB THE GOODIES WE NEED MOAR TEAMMATES
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5460289
loot the loot
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>>5460293
Dare you open the mystery box
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5460313
with gusto!
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>>5460315
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460326
dice+1d100 for loot
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>>5460331
Sure. Roll 1d100 for loot

80-100: Oh shit a whole ass ship, still intact
50-79: Found a wreck, could be salvaged for parts n shit
2-49: Found a wreck, too damaged to be salvaged for parts, but you can send somebody inside to loot the remains
1: Three fiddy
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5460333
I will simply roll good
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>>5460336
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>>5460341
Begin salvaging
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5460341
Deploy salvage drones
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5460346
Deploying drones.

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5460353
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460353
Uh oh
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>>5460356
>>5460358
Salvage drone tech is new and unreliable
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>>5460358
"Sir. We lost signal of the drones"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5460365
I guess we have to send every significant person on a loot trip then
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>>5460368
"Including you, sir?"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5460376
Yes
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>>5460379
Alright, this should be simple. No worries
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460385
Alright men, find anything valuable
And watch out for space rats
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5460385
what we got
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5460388
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5460393
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460393
Loot get
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460393
*RIGGING IN PROGRESS*
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5460393
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5460393
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>>5460400
There! In the darkness of the wreck. A creature lies in wait to ambush you! Luckily your sensors detected it in time, and it has not realized you discovered it yet!
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hello anons
how many dice rigged so far?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5460409
IDENTIFY
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>>5460411
Dices are never rigged what are you talking about
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>>5460425
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>>5460412
Alright. What's it gonna be this time:

A. Space hobo
B. Alien Bug
C. Space Demon
D. [insert idea here]
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5460433
D. deranged survivor of the ship's crew
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460433
>>5460435
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>>5460437
gasp
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5460450
...victim of Lilly's song?
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5460450
Wave at the insane man.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5460457
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460459
Hello buddy, how ya holdin' up?
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5460459
"Greetings citizen."
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5460459
"Would you be interested in a career change?"
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>>5460462
From inside that helmet, inhuman gurgling sounds can be heard.

He's confused
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5460467
Oh he's gone savage, talk very slowly
"Heeelooo citizeen. I am a operaatooor from the empirrrre"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5460467
A victim of Lilly's singing, I guess
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5460467
Signal the ST-100 to replicate some high quality empire cheese so we can feed this man. Everyone loves good cheese.
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Jesas OP you sure took your time, anyway I'm here now.
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>>5460470
"eeeeempire.....cheeeese?"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5460475
Correct, my new-found acquaintance. This will help restore you back to sanity.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5460475
It's cheddar flavor.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5460476
Roll 1d100

+10 For the insane survivor
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460478
Dice rigger.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460480
"...em...pire?....KILL EMPIRE! KILLLLLL EMPIREEE!!!!!!"

He's gone berserk! Roll 1d100
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5460484
How can I trust you haven't rigged this one too?
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>>5460485
OP has never rigged anything in any thread ever
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460490
Use a nonlethal takedown, the most silent type of takedown
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460491
Time to prod with the prod
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460496
Stand still so I can prod ya
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5460496
Prod this man for disrespecting the cheese.
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>>5460497
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5460502
Looks like this was one of those unlucky sods who heard Lilly's song
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5460502
Secure the rest of the ship, there might be more of them.
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>>5460503
"That sounds about right. Her songs can hype up the troops into a frenzy. It's only got more effective when she grew into an angsty teenager"

"Records say that this guy was a rebel prisoner. This was an imperial ship"

"So this guy must have heard the song, got real hyped about killing Imperials and murderized everyone on board"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460513
Huh, don't feel the same with Shotasniffer's wonderful, dazzling song of the heavens.
Anyway Joseph how do you feel about two chainsaws
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5460513
Check E(mpire)-bay for Brainwashatron 5000, he could be useful
Like an expendable living missile
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>>5460517
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5460520
>>5460516
How does it work
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>>5460523
"I mean. It's pretty simple really. Just press the button and the chainswords go brrrrrrr"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5460530
Yes, and also how does the Brainwashatron work and how much is it
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>>5460534
"Just press the button and the Brainwashatron go brrrrrr"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5460537
You think we can put this down as a business expense?
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5460540
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5460552
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>>5460553
Approved. You can tell the store to send the Empire the bills
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5460556
Put it in the crazed rebel
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>>5460565
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5460571
How does it go
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460572
Roll 1d100 to make the Brainwashatron go brrrrrr

Then we'll see how it goes
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrr
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>5460576


To ensure nobody would exploit the technology but mainly to make people keep buying again to drive up profits, the Brainwashatron programmed to render itself useless after one use

But nevertheless, The procedure goes off without a hitch. This rebel is now completely under your control. Anything you say to him, his mind will translate it as command from Rebel HQ.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5460584
Is he still completely insane otherwise?
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>>5460585
Depends. Is that what you want?
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>>5460586
OP gotta go get something to eat. Figure that one out in the meantime.

Be back in like 2 hours
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5460588
That depends, is being RIP AND TEAR awesome?
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5460588
I WANT HIM TO BE EVEN MORE INSANE
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Pondering his orb
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460661
>>5460590
>>5460624
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460661
Make sure the Brainwashatron stabilized the berserker enough that he doesn't go around killing our crew, but keeping him insane enough to use as a shock weapon.
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>>5460663
Sure. He's still nuts. But he's a nutter under your control
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5460670
Very good. And the ship, is it salvagable?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5460671
Depends, how confident are you in your dice
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460679
...have you rigged them?
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460679
BGaaaaaah
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That looks like a rigging to me.
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>>5460680
>>5460681
OP has never rigged anything ever, don't believe anon lies
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460686
Lets just take the copper wires and sell them then
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5460686
Scrape the data from the nav computer at least.
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>>5460688
You got some nav data and general materials from the wreck, which can be used to repair your fleet if needed.

And some fuel. Always gotta need fuel
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>>5460705
Okay, now write "Empire wuz here" graphiti on the wreck and get moving
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460705
Guess we'll jump to the next sector then, find some more ships to steal.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5460708
Also roll funny dice, can't forget that
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5460705
Activate warp drive.
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>>5460711
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5460715
Uh oh, we forgot to input coordinates before activating the warp drive.

What wacky place will we end up now?
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>>5460717
OH BOY. Would our heroes be warped to somewhere dangerous? Wacky? Perhaps even stranded on some random planet in a filler arc? Who knoooooooooooows
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5460722
All tthree. Because we are warped to near Lilly's base
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460722
I don't know either.
Dealers choice I guess.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5460722
Give me a random table so we can roll a whacky dice for a whacky place
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>>5460725
Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is gacha result:

1-30: Crash land onto a planet
31-50: Warped right into the middle of a Rebel Fleet
51-70: Accidentally moved 1 sector away from the actual path. Still salvageable
71-85: the skeleton crew punched in the correct coordinates before warping, so you traveled normally
86-100: Free Pick
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Rolled 43, 79 = 122 (2d100)

>>5460734
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Rolled 63, 84 = 147 (2d100)

>>5460734
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Impressively mundane results.
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>>5460737
Huh. Good job skeleton.
Now roll Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is in the sector:
80-100: oh sweet free stuff
40-79: Event
20-39: Enemy Encounter
10-19: Worse Event
2-9: Space Monster
1: oh no
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Rolled 35, 37 = 72 (2d100)

>>5460769
Oh shit.
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Rolled 9, 56 = 65 (2d100)

>>5460769
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5460769
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>>5460777
2d100
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Rolled 25, 14 = 39 (2d100)

>>5460769
Ignore my previous post.
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>>5460770
Ah, a typical rebel squad. Should be sim ple
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5460793
Let's try out our new berserker, get a boarding action going.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5460793
Open co-
"KILL KILL KILL"
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>>5460795
Down, boy, down
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460802
It's coming from them, too
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>>5460804
"EMPIRE DOGS! PREPARE TO BE MURDERIZED! FOR LILLYYYYYYYYYY"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460808
Alright, send pod escorted by drones
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460808
>>5460812
>>5460794
Gott any way to calm them down, Luke?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460812
Sending over the berserker using Breaching Pod

Roll 1d100

The drones gives +30 bonus
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5460818
Awww come on, we just got this one!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5460818
Uh oh
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5460818
Rigged.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5460820
THEY TOOK DOWN ONE OF THE PROTECTOR DRONES! YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE! ROLL 1D100

+15 Bonus
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5460837
Wow.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5460837
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>>5460842
THE BREACHING POD HITS!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5460851
Violence.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5460856
Roll 1d100 for Violence

+40 Bonus
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460859
Fresh meat, ready to become skeletons!
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>>5460861
"EMPIRE FUCKS!"

"EMPIRE DOG!"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5460878
He can't be stopped. Luke, your sister can create unstoppable slaughter simps! Imagine what the Empire could do with such an asset...
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5460878
They all start attacking each other in confusion
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>>5460879
"Yes....Imagine. You got an idea, agent?"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5460886
How much do you take for recording a song
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460886
Worlds of traitors brought to heel, systems who think of themselves as 'independent', conquered once and for all. A Galactic Empire to last for a Thousand Years! It is enough to make a man weep for it's glory! Can you not see the beauty and splendor of such a future, Luke!? Your sister, she is the key to it all. With her Power, the Empire could do... anything!
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>>5460888
"...I'll have our people get back to you on that later"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5460896
Also how many sausages do you want
>>5460889
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>>5460899
"Yes, that sounds very nice. But ultimately it'll be up for her to decide. So now, let's just get her back first, then, I dunno, maybe I'll put in a good word for you, eh?"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460913
Check on mob soldiers who are drinking and clearly not plotting to kill each other
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5460913
You truly are a genorous man, Luke. The Empire thanks you for your kindness. Now, what do you say about boarding a ship and knocking some rebel skulls?
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>>5460919
"Sure. Is everyone else ready?"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460927
Lets fucking go!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460930
Roll 1d100

+40 bonus
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5460932
MOB KNIGHTS STOP TOUCHING THE RADIO
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5460932
Big damage!
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>>5460935
"Mob knights? Who the hell are mob knights?"

"I dunno, sure aint us. We're not knights"

"Must mean someone else then. Continue playing [Unfitting Music Genre] loudly over the comms"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5460955
Mob Soldiers search dead bodies for loot
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>>5460958
"Oh sweet, a trading card"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460972
Find more trading cards
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5460972
Any Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
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>>5460975
>>5460980
"Yo who the fuck is this?"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460983
Looks like a real cool dude.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460983
>>5460985
Trait: Drunken Fist
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460983
Time for me to roll the lowest.
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>>5460985
"Increases both attack and defense by 3 if you have at least 1 alcohol token, huh"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460994
Must be a rare card of an ancient hero of some kind. Bet he is the strongest one in his whole family.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5460994
>>5460999
QUATTRO YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN THIS GAME
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>>5461004
Quattro is allowed in every game.
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>>5460999
>>5461004
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>>5461017
>>5460994
Man, which we got a Shotasniffer instead
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5461017
"Quattro!? What are you doing here?"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5461017
>>5461020
>>5461023
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>>5461023
But what if

it was all a dream
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5461037
Continue with looting
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5461037
Oh no, are we back at the Asylum again?
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5461037
WAKE UP

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
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>>5461040
Yes a---h shit it's 3 AM. I gotta sleep now.

See ya next session, anons.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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OP is once again being the gayest individual on this board.
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>>5467252
At least he’s consistent?
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bread
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5467261
Low quality bread,
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5467261
You’re toast, kid
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5467261
Banana bread?
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>>5467263
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5467271
So what about Quattro?
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5467271
Remember what you grandpa told us about such situation
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5467271
Wow, looking baked there, agent
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>>5467273
"nnngggghhhhhhhh......brrreeeaaaad"

A man of a few words
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5467278
Inspiring...right what were we doing?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5467278
Back to collectathon of trading cards
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>>5467280
Giving OP all your money of course
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Rolled 875 (1d1377)

>>5467282
Rolling for dubloons given to OP.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5467282
Please give us the 5 star Shotasniffer card in your booster packs OP
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5467282
I can’t believe OP fell for the monopoly money, now we get free rigging!
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>>5467283
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5467288
>>5467284
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5467288
Did we finish taking over the ships yet?
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5467288
Is OP's skull supposed to be caved in like this?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5467288
Oh no, that looks like it hurt, hopefully his brain damage doesn’t get worse.
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>>5467291
>>5467293
Happens all the time, don't worry. OP's IQ is already as low as it will go.
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>>5467289
Very well anon. You shall have your 5 Star Shotasniffer card. Being so valuable, it's kept inside this sleek silver case.

Don't lose it now
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5467298
WAIT A MINUTE
THE CARD INSIDE IS-
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5467298
>>5467300
A Five Star Quattro!?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5467298
>>5467300
ULTRA RARE ZEBRA!???!?!?!
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5467300
The quest we were trying to get back to?
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>>5467300
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5467305
You take that back, niggerfaggot.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5467305
cue mob soldiers beating up OP while looting
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5467305
Hey OP, this card says you’re a “faget”, I’m sorry you had to be bullied like this.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5467305
SCAMMED, WE'VE BEEN SCAMMED
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>>5467307
No
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5467314
>>5467308
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5467314
Take the shot, Operator!
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>>5467315
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5467321
Ship secured, Mr Operative sir!
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>>5467326
Another successful mission
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467335
Time for the fleet to grow.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5467336
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5467341
Uh oh...
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5467341
No uh oh
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>>5467343
No uh oh indeed. Due to your field agents' excellent boarding actions, you managed to defeat the rebels with minimal damage to their ships. Allowing you to add them to your fleet after some light repairs.

Naturally, your ST-100 is still the only one with a stealth field
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5467352
Yes, but now we have a decent sized fleet. We should try and steal a Rebel Battleship next.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5467352
Plug in coordinates and JUMP
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>>5467364
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5467371
Did we find a secret block?
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5467371
Wait, did the ship arms come with a legs bundle? Score!
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5467372
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5467375
Hmm.
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>>5467377
And inside. You find.........nav data. Pointing to possible jump points with varying degrees of safety
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5467381
Take the red jump point #2, that has to be the goodest one.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5467381
Yellow
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>>5467383
Naturally. Now let's see what we got ourselves into:

Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
95-100: oh sweet free stuff
80-94: Event
60-79: Enemy Encounter
30-59: Worse Event
2-29: Space Monster
1: oh no
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Rolled 8, 27 = 35 (2d100)

>>5467387
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Rolled 67, 44 = 111 (2d100)

>>5467387
Hmmm.
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Rolled 90, 54 = 144 (2d100)

>>5467387
oh yes
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Rolled 96, 80 = 176 (2d100)

>>5467387
niggerniggernigger
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aaand that's how you fucking do it
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>>5467394
YO YOU FUCKING HERO!
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>>5467394
As you arrive into the sector, you find WEIRD FUCKING ROCKS COMING STRAIGHT AT YOUR FLEET OH SHIT
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5467402
TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5467402
>Dodge the rocks and prepare for the regular event
We got the BETTER event, OP
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>>5467406
What if the rocks are friendly
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>>5467406
>OP tries to scam us out of the good rolls again
Many such cases.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5467406
Ah, but you see. This is a red sector. Which means Regular Events can also be bad, unlike the Green or Yellow sectors. OP is not a scammer.

Anyway roll 1d100 to take evasive maneuvers
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5467427
Hmmmmmmm.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5467427
>>5467418
I say we grab the nerd by the leg when he's not looking and shake him hard until secret event falls out of his pockets
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>>5467427
I just just remembered we yet have to unlock rerolls. Where the Skill Tree, OP?
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>>5467431
oh noes the meteors hit your fleet and you all died

oh noooooooooooooooo
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>>5467442
noooooo
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5467427
DODGE
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>>5467447
Wait, that's now what happened. Lets rewind and I'll tell you what really happened.
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>>5467450
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5467457
Okay so like no shit, turns out the rocks were alien vessels and they tried to communicate with us in their alien language.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5467457
Rolling for alien iq
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>>5467459
"It just so happens that their language comprised of ramming into things"

"Wow grandpa, that sounds fucking stupid"

"You're adopted"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5467474
>"You're adopted"
Cry forever.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5467474
Your mom’s adopted
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467474
Tune the lil shit out and get back to reading
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>>5467479
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5467491
So what actually happened?
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>>5467498
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what actually happened:

0-5: The meteors have strange space rocks in them that makes them EXTRA explodey
6-45: The meteors actually have alien eggs in them, if they hit any of your ships, the ayys will pour out and attack the crew
46-70: The meteors are alien vessels and they were merely driving closer to talk
71-80: Same as above except the meteors aren't vessels, they're the actual aliens
81-100: [Write your own]
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Rolled 9, 25 = 34 (2d100)

>>5467510
Hmmm.
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Rolled 37, 97 = 134 (2d100)

>>5467510
rigger
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>>5467517
Looks like we found that Limited Edition 5 Star Shotasmiffer Card, yay
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>>5467517
Once again, you are the champion of this thread.
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>>5467517
So what'll be anon
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>>5467529
I want the 5 star Shotasniffer card. We can use it as a shuriken for stealth kills.
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>>5467532
NO! IT's MINE!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5467538
GET THE SECRET SHOTASNIFFER ART FROM THAT FAGGOT!
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>>5467539
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>>5467538
>>5467543
*kicks OP in the shin*
GIVE IT TO US YOU DESPICABLE CREATURE, I BEAT YOUR SHIT DICE TWICE AND ILL BEAT YOU YOUR ASS IF I HAVE TO AAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5467543
Anon used Tackle
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5467543
GIVE US THE FUCKING CARD YOU BASTARD
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>>5467552
>>5467550
Truth is, there were never any meteors. That was a lie Agent No Name wrote in his report. To hide the what they actually found in the sector...


"Sir, we've detected another wreckage. The ship itself is unusable but scanners picked up something else in it. A heavily secured case that somehow managed to survive this ship's destruction"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5467562
No, this isn't right. Look through the 4th wall to search for OP.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5467562
I'll be securing this package myself. Make the Small Ship ready for infilitration.
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>>5467567
"Right away sir. Sure hope you don't have any ulterior motives"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5467568
Yes... no ulterior motives at all. No such things indeed.
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>>5467569
whoooosh
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5467571
rolling for fuel
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5467571
What's in the ship?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5467575
better be the card or I'll bring hellfire upon OP's ass
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>>5467574
>fuel

Yeah okay, if that's what you want.


You use your ship's tractor beam to retrieve the case.

It's just a fuel tank
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>>5467585
That's clearly a sleek silver case, OP.
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Just give up the card OP, I has to go sleep. If you comply I won't slander you on Twitter.
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>>5467585
Of course. That was what Agent No Name told everyone back on the ship.

In truth, you found this:
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5467599
Hooo dawg, look at that.
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>>5467599
NO ONE MUST KNOW.
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>>5467600
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5467599
My work here is done. See you all next thread.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5467603
>>5467607
NO ONE. MUST. KNOW.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5467607
>>5467610
YES
also the "fuel tank" actually had someone inside it that's another thing
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5467607
Put it back in the case before we stain it
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>>5467610
"Hey, what's up with Agent No Name?"

"What do you mean?"

"Sometimes he scurries off into a corner, mumbling something about his precious or something"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467620
>>5467612
Anyway, open the "fuel tank"
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>>5467624
Sure......Later. It will be open later....when I wake up. Cuz I'm really sleepy now. nighty night anons

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5467630
OP sleeps forever
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>>5468022
OP wakes up with dog cock in his mouth
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>>5468484
OP wakes up with dog cock in his mouth and his pants down
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5469335
The Operator is immunized against all dangers.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5469335
act cool
act casual
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469335
ACT SUPERNORMAL ACT SUPERNORMAL ACT SUPERNORMAL
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469335
How unfortunate that the fuel tank we found was completely empty
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>>5469339
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469358
open the fuel tank
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5469360
Alread spaced it, you have no evidence!
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>>5469360
"Yeah cap'n, what DID you find anyway?"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469371
WE HAVE NO TIME TO ASK FOOLISH QUESTIONS, WE HAVE TO STOP THE CONCERT, REMEMBER!? HELMSMAN, PREPARE TO JUMP TO WARP SPEED POSTHASTE!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469371
Oh yknow, stuff
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>>5469374
"Yes but we have plenty of time during the jump to discuss your findings"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5469377
What did we find, beside what we definitely did not find
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>>5469382
Alright agent. Time to bamboozle them. What did you "find" in the case?

A. Eh just some fuel
B. Useless documents
C. Scrap
D. [write-in]
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5469387
A Bobby card.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5469388
>>5469387
A rare Bobby card. Still only a Bobby card though.
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>>5469388
>>5469391
"Who in their right mind would want a Bobby card?"

"And keep it in a protective case even!"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5469398
Madmen
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5469398
uuhhh... oh look over their, another card appear out of nowhere.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5469398
That's what I was thinking, someone must have set this all up as a trap to fool whoever grabbed the fuel tank into thinking they had found a truly rare card!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5469400
Roll 1f100
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469403
Or maybe just Bobby
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5469403
DRAW! MONSTA CARDO!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5469403
It's a 4 star Lily (young) card!
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>>5469405
"Oh hey a card"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469412
It's a Lilly card
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469412
>>5469413
It's a Lilly card (adult) verison
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>>5469415
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>>5469420
Be stunned by its badassery
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469422
fug
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469420
Also a map to the Lilly concert
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5469420
Take it so you can do proper strategical analysis so you can better apprehend Lilly when we finally make it to the Rebel base station thingy
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>>5469423
"Ey Luke. You okay over there?"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5469433
>>5469430
>>5469429
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5469433
It is your precious, do not let them take it away from you!
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>>5469435
"Oh uh, yes. This are coordinates to the concert. Yes. This will help us getting there. Yes. I'll...hold on to it"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5469442
Ok just jump to the concert already
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5469442
To the bridge, quickly.
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>>5469445
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5469450
And now we are on the bridge.
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>>5469451
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5469460
Maximum space jump!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5469461
(off the bridge)
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>>5469461
Alright, who wants to roll for encounter
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>>5469465
Someone with better RNG than me.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469465
Why not
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5469465
Me! >:)
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>>5469467
>>5469468
>>5469466
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
95-100: oh sweet free stuff
70-94: Event
40-69: Enemy Encounter
10-39: Worse Event
2-9: Space Monster
1: oh no
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Rolled 55, 82 = 137 (2d100)

>>5469470
rollan
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>>5469473
"Sir, one of our ships picked up a distress signal"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5469483
Take a look
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469483
Did we get the message clearly, or is it one of those garbled ones that lead to certain death?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469486
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469494
Hmm.
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>>5469496
"HELP! WE'RE IMPERIAL OUTPOST 5689-D! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5469509
Time to earn our imperial paycheck it seems.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469509
For the Empire! Let's go!
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>>5469511
Who could be attacking an imperial outpost?! Aliens? Rebels? Alien Rebels?!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5469521
It's probably rebels. Maybe.
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>>5469522
Definitely rebels, with your roll
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>>5469522
Definitely rebels.

The outpost' shields won't hold for long
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469536
Is that a fucking Rebel Battleship!? Board it immediately before they figure out what's going on!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5469536
Use your "rebel ships" as "reinforcements" for the enemy fleet to ambush them while >>5469540
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5469542
>>5469536
Yes, this is the goodest plan.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469536
>>5469540
>>5469542
All of those
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>>5469540
"Alright captain. Just give the orders"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5469553
Use our captured rebel ships as cover to get close
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5469553
Bring us up broadside in stealth and prepare the breaching pods. Meanwhile the escorts take position to either capture or destroy the enemy medium ships.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5469556
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5469574
oh
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5469574
Keep her steady...
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>>5469555
>>5469485
Get in here and un-rig the dice before OP wins again.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5469574
On no
>>5469577
Its been 4 minutes, let my browser update this page
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>>5469577
>>5469579
OP has never rigged any dice ever
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469581
>roll 100 when selecting enmies
>roll 6 when fighting enemies
It sure does seem like nothing is rigged.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5469581
Ah well, what happens now?
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>>5469582
Of course my friend, OP is completely fair and just.

Anyway, how did you fail?

A. The rebels got a new-fangled radar, ST-100 was detected
B. What rotten luck, one of the rebel's smaller ships accidentally flew into your path
C. Your support ships didn't fool them, whoops
D. They got a battleship-sized mech
E. Mob Soldiers accidentally pressed the decloak button
F. [insert your own shenanigans here]
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5469589
E
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5469589
B, we now have to get the wipers
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>>5469590
"...? Ah shit dude I accidentally pressed something"

"What? What does it do then?"

"I dunno. Probably nothing important"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5469598
Turns out your sudden appearance made rebels panic
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469598
Oh well FIRE BROADSIDES, DEPLOY ARMS, FLEET, BOARD
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469600
>>5469606
PANIC! CHAOS AMONGST THE REBEL RANKS AS YOUR SHIP DECLOAKS! BUT BEING FAR ENOUGH AWAY FOR THEM TO FIRE BACK!

ROLL 1d100
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469610
Hmm.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5469610
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469610
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5469610
Oh bugger
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>>5469615
Oh bugger indeed
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>>5469616
"Oh bugger" said the rebel, as his ship is punched
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>>5469615
>>5469621
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469629
Grab the Battleship and initiate forceful entry!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469629
Perhaps our cloak can work on other ships while we hold them, and then we can separate, and take them on one at a time by pulling them away while cloaked?
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469636
Perhaps. Who knows? It's something you'll need to research later.

Because another big beam blast is coming straight at the ST-100
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5469644
another rebel ship took the blow
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>>5469645
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5469651
We've got a window! Board the enemy battleship!
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5469654
READY THE BREACHING PODS!

ROLL 1d100!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469657
Big invasion time!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5469657
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5469657
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>>5469658
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5469671
Slaughter.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5469671
Exterminate
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>>5469673
>>5469679
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5469685
Quickly, secure the weapon control center so the station doesn't get destroyed!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469686
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5469685
Check their ship out for anything useful.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5469686
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5469694
Roll
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5469694
Aww hell no.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5469694
Of course there's a boss
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5469694
The weak complain, the strong win
check this roll
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>>5469700
fug
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>>5469695
>>5469698
>>5469700
>>5469696
Of course there's a boss fight


Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is What kinda boss it is:
80-100: One guy in a power suit
40-79: 3 guys in a power suit
20-39: 1 guy in a power suit but he's hyped up on Lilly's music
1-19: 5 guys in power suits but they're hyped up on Lilly's music
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Rolled 24, 90 = 114 (2d100)

>>5469708
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>>5469709
Good roll,
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>>5469709
"FUCK OFF IMPERIAL DOGS"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5469728
Shoot the cockpit window for instant victory.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469734
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469742
Speedrunning this boss
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5469742
Beep boop, it's over.
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>>5469748
"Good thing I have an HP Bar."
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>>5469752
Shoot his HP bar
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5469752
Shoot him harder!
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5469759
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5469761
"wait what"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5469773
Unleash the Berserker on the Health Bar!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5469773
Dew it
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>>5469775
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469788
Now when he's distracted, hit him with an Operative Sneak Attack!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5469788
Run up and smack it...
with our own health bar
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5469790
OH SHIT
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5469798
Oh shit indeed.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5469798
That's one risky move
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5469798
OP...
c'mon man
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>>5469798
Is there no one else? S.O.S. we need another roller to get that 4% chance!
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>>5469800
Aaaand it didn't pay off! He scatters the boarding team with his weapons fire!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469810
>>5469789
Do the sneak attack.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5469810
Put away our health bar and try to snipe his missile launcher
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5469814
>>5469819
Roll 1d100

+10 Stealth
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5469820
Master marksman
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5469820
Hello darkness, my old friend.
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Rolled 51 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5469820
What the shit is this? Check the latest patch I think devs decided to buff this boss
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>>5469821
I stole OP's die when he wasn't looking
>>5469823
We did choose the red red path this time. The game knows.
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>>5469824
The red path is the path to glory! We're about to not only save an Imperial station, but also steal a Rebel battleship. Imagine the amount of possible shenanigans we can have with this, pretending that we're a rebel fleet and then causing havoc in their ranks.
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>>5469821
"WHAT THE FUCK"

He's distracted!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469829
Now, pile on this motherfucker!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5469829
Toss a cable to a crewmate, run forward and trip it's legs!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5469829
Jump on top of the armor and try to shoot the guy inside
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5469830
Roll 1d100

+30 bonus
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5469848
Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem!
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>>5469849
Motherfucker definitely got piled on
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469848
thats how imperials get it done
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5469854
He's on his last legs now, finish him!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469862
Roll 1d100 to finish him
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5469867
Do not worry soldier, your skills will live on in service of the Empire as one of the Skeleton Elites!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5469867
Let see who in the power suit.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5469867
>>5469870
Unmask him like Scooby Doo
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>>5469870
"What are you waiting for, Imperial dog? Finish it"
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469878
Skeletize him, his combat prowess will serve us well.
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>>5469878
"Is Imperial dog the only insult you know?"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5469885
roll
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>>5469881
"Serving....the empire?......I'll pass"


OH MY GOD AGENT, A BOMB
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5469896
Jump away as the explosion goes off just barely dodging it

It will look good on camera
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5469896
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5469896
Kick the bomb out the normal window that's on a space ship for some reason
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5469902
>>5469900
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5469896
Throw him along with the bomb at a group of approaching rebels
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5469905
That's a fast hand
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5469905
Some days you just can't get rid off a bomb.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5469905
Intimidate the bomb from exploding
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>>5469909
At the last moment, you did several backflips away from the explosion. Looking super cool

And OP gotta sleep now. See you all next thred. updates b here:

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5469937
I will urinate in your honor OP.
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>>5469937
>>5471009
I will also urinate. An entire jar of human excrement will await OP upon his return.
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Press p to pee for OP
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>>5472381
p
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>>5472381
oui oui
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>>5472387
pft,
wee wee
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I have 2 full piss bottles, where is OP
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When is bread?
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>>5474749
Soon
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>>5474762
Oooh, very nice.
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