This is a box. >how’d it get here?
>>5363583> Slowly back away from the box, "Nothing to see here."
>>5363585You slowly back away from the box, as you lowly murmur to yourself “nothing to see here.”
>Why is the box here?>where does the box belong?
>>5363583>Read the label>It's from Theodore J. Kazynski.
>>5363598>Send a nice box back to our pen pal Vladimir Kazinski or whatever his name is
>>5363583I sent it, depending on when you open it, you will get a different outcome.
>turn it upside down
>Grab your AK-47 and riddle the sucker with holes. Not taking any chances since Vietnam.
>Check for any noises coming from inside it
> Call the cops!Unknown packages should reported to the authorities promptly.
>>5363583Our enemies hide in BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! We… We should take away their BOXES!