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Pizzeria Quest Continued:

Archives: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nm4wIIRm_qLE6QXMl2oxf8TYqE7apKWw3_Nbl2vmONc/edit?usp=sharing

(Links to various Days/Nights up to the current one are at the top of the Archive)

Prior thread:
>>5272702

*CREDIT TO STARCHY FOR THE ART
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>“If it isn’t my latest investment!”

The voice is immediately identifiable, the body less so. It’s ‘Human’? Uncannily so, the proportions seem to stretch and pull like rubber here and there, eyes rolling in the wrong direction to face you.

From its middle finger, a series of vibrant colors flare like a torch, breaking through the usual depressive, green tint.

>“Ya goddamn did it! You weren’t a complete pussy about it either, sliced that boy’s wrist down the middle. Delightful, adorable brutality! Shit, you even took down a few forest numbnuts. Maybe I was wrong about you, maybe there’s half a dick to be found between all what; thirty of you? Sixty? A syphilis ridden, warty, repulsive half of a dick, but a dick nonetheless.”

The Light Thing kicks the Remnant machine, gesturing to the remarkable increase you’ve gained over the Day.

>“I was gonna head in and torch your Pizzeria. Torture your robots a bit, see how they look with the Disc on if I cut off a few limbs at night.

>“Oh the shame of it, being cursed with honesty. I told you to ‘kill’, and you were an obedient little chain of retards. Congrats!

>“...And a far less genuine ‘Congrats’ to your Moronic Majesties, they put a lot of their juice into these tap pits. I can work an ‘Extreme Makeover’, but it pisses me off that they can fit me into their ‘monster to cuck’ converter in the first place.”
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>>5314578
Alright, so I think the plan (at least in my opinion) is to be professional about it. No groveling, no smug backtalk, just thank it for not burning the place to the ground and question the whole "makeover" thing.

Then hopefully check on the remnant machine after it's done calling us massive retards.
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Alright remember what we talked about! Be polite, play to her ego a bit by thanking her for the power in the arm and commenting on how easy and fun it makes killing things, talk about how we killed that kid and used the arm to crush his throat. Even if it was a complete accident mention nothing about that fact.

Hell maybe even mention how the arm is so good we just obliterated another Hive with it and sllattered them everywhere, she'll probably love that!

Say whatever we can like we talked about to get to that machine and if we got enough from that kid and the Anti-Hive, empower ourselves. Tell her about all the benefits her little killer being stronger would give her if she needs more convincing. We're an investment right? You gotta put some time into it to have it really pay off!
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Breath in, professional talk to employer, corporate mindset.
Now anons are getting it.
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>>5314657
We shouldn't overcompensate. The thing may be a smug piece of shit but I think it is smart enough to know when we're trying to butter it up. Some ego boosting MAY help but keep it low key.
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>>5314578
>>5314665
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>>5314671
Yeah it's hard to find a balance that's not TOO much talking about how great her power in our arm is, but she did call herself our god so I think it will be safe to mention the things we've killed, how easy the arm made it, and pretend that the killing was fun and not a shitshow that we've been panicking over since we've constantly been at risk of dying.
I just feel like her ego and love and bloodshed warrents a bit of ego boosting and describing how fun her power makes hurting things, butter her just the right way, you know?
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I like how the general plan of action seems to be
>shaking and rattling in terror
><statement> Nice suit and tie.
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>>5314657
>>5314687
Just dont try it all in the first place then, yes it? She? Employer gave a sick arm but with how happy the self proclaimed god is with killing a kid, more will have to suffer for our own personal gain. If staying alive doesn't play a role to this.
So smile and give thanks for the complement, ask if the not so big benefactor in comparison the freddy fazbear's corporation wants to say more while she's here and move on.
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>>5314695
I don't like her compliments. Everytime she calls us retards it makes me feel bad.
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>>5314708
Well I guess thats understandable, we did lose part the skin and be inside an animatronic with dozens of people so theres no way theres not a guy that cant feel insecure about this whole thing
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>>5314716
Moving with the grace of a kiddy's first robot kit and the speed of an 80 year old man will do that to your spirit. Fitting that Fazbear broke someone by making them a wagie.
At least we're not all depressed and despondent about the situation. Imagine trying to run a body controlled by 100 Marvin the paranoid androids.
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>>5314781
>Imagine trying to run a body controlled by 100 Marvin the paranoid androids.
With how much of a clownfest my life is you could say I would feel right at home. I might even be happy that I dont have brain at risk of a stroke when I'm constantly arguing of what the fuck would they be doing. So I genuinely cant tell how bad it is personally for you though.
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>>5314808
I mean it would be funny but it would be horrible for our survival prospects to have someone depressed and suicidal in here.
>rainbow is threatening to shoot us and jj in the head
>"Go on then, it's all pointless anyway."
>the canine is lunging at us again
>"Just let him stab us. Dodging is such a chore..."
>another kid is bleeding out
>"You're the luckiest one here at this pizzeria."
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>>5314826
Exactly and there are people with shit taste for fetishes, horrible insecurities, autists. and god forbid liberal and more that is all stuck in one body that doesn't like this whole thing.
oh and anons from a lead poisoned tea making vietnamese forums cramed in there too.
its nice that this body has a bit of a built in personality and is different from the rest of us like a sealed lead box with all of us inside.
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>>5314834
The body latches onto the strongest wills when we perform an action so the personality is really whoever yells loudest or makes a good enough argument that the other minds of us quiet down around it. It's still hard to say whether it's the body itself that makes our movement so jerky or if it's a problem with reading our inputs, like getting a bunch of us ordering us to lift our legs at the same time making our walking so stuttery and slow.
I would suggest we try to practice ordering the body to move as one to try and make things like walking and moving our arms more fast and smooth but between all these fucking monsters and the need to rest and recover a lot we really don't have the time. Hopefully empowering ourselves with remnant makes coordinating easier.
I'm so tired of crawling out a window and crumpling into a pile outside...
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>>5314846
It's even worse now because JJ is here so she sees every embarrassing fuckup we make when moving while she moves around just fine. This place really is built on top of Hell.
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Just be professional ffs
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>>5314870
It's not that simple anon! Our fight with the owl burned off most of our shirt, our bowtie and inherent feeling of professionalism's gone!
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>>5314578
>>5314653
>>5314665
Seconding these. There's nothing wise we can really do at this point; this thing is quite competent at ambushing us while our pants are down, certainly on purpose.
The rainbow-thing is probably going to see right through our attempts to butter it up, but nonetheless seems to still enjoy it regardless, as long as we keep on-point and weather the usual insults.
Ask what the occasion is for this impromptu meeting.

As an aside to it's new appearance: ask if it has a name that it prefers, since it made a whole stink about calling the security puppet "the White Thing" last time.

--

"What's up wit the new duds? Was ambushing us in the woods and forcing us to sign a contract at gunpoint not enough of an orientation LAST time?"
the sarcastic wise-ass in me thinks.

Also: the new form implies "Anal Destruction" is imminent.
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>>5314888
>spoiler
But alas, we lack such connection ports. Probably for the better, after all I’m sure a few of the guys who build these things are genuinely fucked in the head and probably try to steal one or two just to replace the ports with onaholes or some shit. Or just fuck the port itself with no modifications
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>>5315074
I do not wish to think about the kinks and degeneracy of Fazbear engineers. I only wish to think about our hatred for this Rainbow and how one day we shall repay her laser to the leg one hundredfold.
May her gore glisten off our unfeeling metallic hands on that day. But for now let's be polite and compliment the suit.
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>>5315082
Jesus dude
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>>5315086
What that's too much for you?
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>>5315145
I mean it doesn't seem too much but I feel like we don't need to bring out the terms like "glistening gore" and "repay her attack upon us one hundredfold" just yet.
Or do. I have no problem with getting into biblical levels with our hatred and threats against our enemies. Fuck it, I'm fine with that.
Let's shout shit like "Judgement!" as we obliterate beings not from this plane with our cursed rainbow arm, it's all cool with me if you guys are down.
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>>5315164
I dont think we even gonna kill this god if we the chance, even if its just 15 or even 5 days to get more power than it can comprehend in the least because you know why?
Shit is going to get worse. And we wont have that strong feeling to kill it off even now, I personally cant feel anything about this loony toon character.
On where we are going right now is a overdone suicide mission that its real purpose was to get more whatever the corporate benefits them in the end and that thing thats stand in front of us is as much of a victim as we are oddly enough.
Unless that bitch gets worse then I will personally find a way to suggest bringing down the entire fazbear company on that soft rubbery neck, even if it would kill us all
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>>5315174
>and that thing thats stand in front of us is as much of a victim as we are
This THING is a demon that plagues these woods and we WILL eradicate it when we get the chance. I will support sacrificing countless children and adults if it means we harvest the power needed to kill this thing, she is a blight that threatens us and our pizzeria, our domain and light in this dark wood that brings smiles to children casually whenever she wishes. All sacrifices are justified in bringing about her eventual death and the death of any more creatures like her out there.
We will empower ourselves more than twice, more than thrice even if it means these disgusting and reprehensible creatures of malice are wiped out.
That is my opinion on this matter, nothing such as her deserves even a shred of pity and mercy. No measure taken to silence her cruel laughter and extinguish that cursed light is too much.
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>>5315187
>t.
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>>5315194
JUDGEMENT!!!
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>>5315208
>Rainbow: Well well well, if it isn't the gaggle of drooling metal monkeys! I see you managed to stifle your collective retardation enough not to get yourselves killed today, don't worry I'll do it for you soon enough. It's not nice to not put down sick dogs ya know?
>The Hive, after killing 1000 kids and empowering ourselves countless times with remnant straight from the machine's jar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSgNRfXhqL0
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>>5315187
Oh don't mistake me we should give her chance. She is what it is and will create more suffering if given the chance but that thing is just like some hobo hooligan that wanted to do cruel shit for the fun of it and grow more powerful from scraps meanwhile there are some real shady shit that make it small in comparison in the regular since probably before that god grow a brain and do shit.
night by night that priority would change, its obvious that anti hive fucker is gonna keep pestering us and more will be on there way.
this is absolute hubris coming from me since its literally attached a part of ourselves now and that is just brewing nothing but a real conclusion to how we would deal with it loony toon bitch later on since it will always be with us, not even JJ is this close to us but with all the rest breathing down on my neck I. Just. Dont. Care. About it, just another stepping stone for a chance to get one more day early on without hurting ourselves more.
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>>5315223
It's highly unlikely Rainbow was human and got turned into a giant sentient mass of light from Remnant. This place is built right on top of a gate to Hell, most likely hidden in or around the lake, she's most likely a demon or if there is any humanity in her a person that crawled out from the depths in a new, depraved form.
If we kill her we lose the arm, not a great sacrifice since just being bound by her contract is weakening and putting strain on our body, lowering our HP. There's also the need of hers to make us kill, meaning if we don't she will show up and do exactly what she said she would. I'm willing to lose the power of hers if we kill her or find a way to break our contract.
There is a possible third option in this I suppose, that idea of somehow getting a benevolent spirit in the arm to override her will and make it able to hurt her and keep it's power after her death sounded possible in theory. Hard to figure out how to actually pull it off though considering most ghosts are assumable hostile or just really hard to contact since, you know, they're ghosts. Can't exactly find one to talk and make a deal with them.
Perhaps the puppet could help us figure out something if we ask it next time and power up the arm for it to see? Or maybe point us in the direction of another non hostile creature in the woods that could help?

(Perhaps a certain red fisherman that could have a likelyhood of hanging around a lake)
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>>5315174
>>5315223
Are you okay? Is your connection to the body damaged? Your thoughts are coming out garbled a bit.
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>>5315243
Do not drink bottled c2 tea drinks from vietnam, its covered in lead and I have not slept for more than 15 hours with a breathing skill of a dying old man, depriving me of oxygen.
My brain is damaged and I can't tell the difference for years, even now.
Or that im not western. I'm going to sleep later guys.
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>>5315248
This dude's half plugged in, Fazbear didn't give a fuck by the time they reached his pod and he's operating in a dream like state. Let's hope whoever is monitoring our bodies notices his malfunction eventually.
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>>5315235
nice logic nerd!
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>>5315250
S-Shut the fuck up! I hope the next time the Shadow passes through us and we experience momentary death you don't reconnect!
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>>5315255
And If that happened and I get reconnected I'll laugh at you more!
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It's funny how this went from "be professional" to "SPAWN OF SATAN WE SHALL SMITE THEE AND PURGE YOUR MALICIOUS FORM FROM THIS WORLD HENCEFORTH!" to pepes. The Hive as a whole summarized in a shellnut.
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>>5315278
The key to a good business is a good team! That's why these brochures were given out to anyone that would take them, to ensure that a high quality and diverse team is running this body! That's what they said at least. Personally I just think the nature of what they do to transmit our minds and probably souls is shoddy at best and hot garbage at worse, resulting in us losing our trains of thought easily as our minds rub against foreign ones in our connection.
Plus the first and second one don't have to be unrelated. We can think she's A DAMNED ABOMINATION THAT MUST BE RENDED APART ATOM BY ATOM BY OUR BARE HANDS IF NEED BE privately while being completely professional and not confrontational to her until we have the strength and means to work against her.
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>>5315307
I agree hive brother, Its not our fault that some of us are retarded because its their fault!!!
truly Fazbear corp are despicable! and death is a fair judgement for this racist light sentient creature that could not even follow the standard treatment for high and mighty hivemind beings for todays standard!
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>>5315278
>"SPAWN OF SATAN WE SHALL SMITE THEE AND PURGE YOUR MALICIOUS FORM FROM THIS WORLD HENCEFORTH!"

Correct! She is an awful monster whose only purpose and desire is to kill and spill blood whenever she pleases. There is no doubt that were she not stopped she would grow in power and so too would her greed, if left unchecked she would see these woods soaked red with the blood and suffering of everything living.
When the time comes she will face nothing less than the cold unfeeling hand of ours ripping her apart piece by piece so she is rendered dead and incapable of any further harm, we will use these disgusting mockery of teeth this body was given to appear "human" to tear chunks of her foul light away if need be. She will be ended one day. This is the inescapable fate of any aberrant demon that wishes harm upon our establishment.
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I'm liking the go-getter attitude so far you guys! Plotting betrayal of a more powerful entity is a real big shot business manoeuvre! We still gotta figure out HOW to do it but that can wait until we get out of this sticky situation and empower ourselves with a little bit of soul juice.

Can't let that one clumsy kid (and several later) go to waste!
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>>5314576
>its a waman
S-show bobba
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>>5315364
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Just be polite and normal. Pretend to be normal people you freaks.
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>>5315378
We're not gonna say any of this shit out loud of course, we're gonna be completely normal and not shootable!
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>>5315378
Wait you didn't know? this is how hive act normally how judgmental of you!
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>>5314578
Professional
Compliment her outfit
Thanks for the arm and power
Talk about wrecking that Anti-Hive earlier

>>5315164
>>5315215
>>5315208
I think we should consider this in the future. Not now, but in the future.

>>5315346
>Plotting betrayal of a more powerful entity is a real big shot business manoeuvre!
>big shot
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>>5315378
No. Slap her boobs like a Newtonian Cradle
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>>5315406
Guys I think we have a simp in the hive... Goddammit man not again...
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>>5315431
He literally just stated our most agreed on plan of action when interacting with Rainbow now what are you talking about?
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>>5314578
Keep your hands off of us you gap-tooth bitch. Unfortunately this will probably be the only vaguely female thing that will take an interest in us.
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>>5315368
B-but.....she has bobba! That's hot!
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>>5315433
Are you blind...
Because thats the only explanation
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I can only pray to whatever god there is out there, that the rainbow bitch can't read our thoughts
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>>5315684
Don't worry only Corporate can do that and it's manual at night with an obvious tell of the power flickering to tip us off!
It's constant in the daytime though, so don't mention anything about Skins or any plans against them that have any hope of working.
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>>5315543
>Professional
>Compliment her outfit
>Thanks for the arm and power
>Talk about wrecking that Anti-Hive earlier
How is that simping? That's just what we've all mostly agreed is the safest attitude to take with her.
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>>5314578
I wish to have sexual relations with this foxy eldritch monster.
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>>5315987
Silence.
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Disregard woman ACQUIRE CURRENCY
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>>5315987
We have no genitals or tongue. Hell, even digimon at least have assholes.
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You think the kid and Anti-Hive gave us enough to empower ourselves? What do you think it will do? Will our body become more functional and strong? Will our control over it become more smooth and precise?
Will we become something MORE?
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>>5315825
So your not seeing the coomers that fold when they see a semblance of tits hit the retina because the fucking Fazbear employee could not just unplug them out?

I'm not against doing this professionally I just want this bitch gone fast because we have nightmare robots to turn inside out and I'm more interested at them than a walking pride flag, I just don't want some idiot hive member getting attach to this walking rainbow because i know in the future We will tie its intestines' around its neck and leave her hanging in the ceiling.
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>>5316183
We literally all hate her guts. Some of the Hive is getting biblically angry that we can't kill her this very second.
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>>5316187
I'm just want to throw the bad apples away so it wont infect the good ones
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>>5316193
I don't think anyone willing to sign up for this program can count as a good apple.
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>>5316335
Ahhh sorry your right... You people are retards thank you for correcting me
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SACRIFICE THE WOMAN UPON THE GLORIOUS ALTAR OF CAPITALISM!! USE HER TO GET MORE MONEY!!!
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>>5316344
Manipulating children into spending their parents money is the only way so far to get more money my friend. Though I do support us eating her flesh when we are able to kill her!
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>>5316335
Fuck you, I didn't give up before I got hooked into this shit, and I won't give up now
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>>5316351
>responding to an ad saying you will be running a pizzeria with others in the woods
>not giving up
Keep telling yourself that buddy. Maybe it'll come true!
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>>5316348
After we kill her we must make her into a marketable plushie to synergize with our business strategy. Can't try to sue us for copy right infringement if she's dead
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>>5316378
Her skin will be the felt, her innards the stuffing.
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Please stop being retarded.
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>>5316395
We can't: Faz ent. only uses 100% retarded people for the circled jerk technology, also know as a Hive
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>>5316395
Our combined retardation is what's kept us alive so far. Together we're retarded as a Fox.
Also this talk is the only thing keeping us from freaking right the fuck out in front of her and getting another laser to the body for our troubles.
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>>5316397
You save so much on restaurant owners betraying you when they're too stupid to actually do so, I like to think we have a decent chance of running this place well AND not complying with their enough to inconvenience them. Not saying not to kill kids because I'm honestly fine with that so long as the Remnant goes towards OUR purposes. Like empowering ourselves or experiments.
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>>5316399
>or experiments
How the hell would we do experiments with the remnant?
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>remain professional
>compliment outfit
>Thank her for her FEEDBACK
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>>5316404
I mean you've heard the rumours about it right? How it can do things when it's heated up a bit? Well the machine has a jar with an open top and we got buckets in the pizzeria, and a cup for drinks in the office... And an oven in the kitchen.
You guys get what I'm gettin' at here?
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>>5316408
Do WHAT when heated up a bit? I never heard of remnant till after I got plugged in.
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>>5316409
There's not a lot of concrete info about it, but that it can give life is the most common thing you hear about when talking about Fazbear and all those creepy places. We found out that clearly demons and other people want it as well as how it can help "empower" us.
Let's say we use that machine ourselves and do it twice, the stated safe amount, whether we go beyond that isn't here or there until we get to that bump in the road. But after we do that those mandates to collect the stuff our boss is giving us ain't gonna stop so we're gonna have a bit of surplus, what's the harm in taking a bucket and warming it up once in a while and figuring out what the stuff does for ourselves? Pour it on a rabbit or small animal or something, or dip a dustpan or knife in the heated remnant and seeing what it does to it? Nothing big like giving it to the robots or throwing it on JJ and shit like that. Just little tests and stuff, y'know? Seems like everyone knows what's the deal with this and how to use it to their benefit but us, don't that burn you, being looked down on like that by these creeps?
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You know... I think I just realised something... We might hate her down the the core but, we have in front of us a GEN-U-INE demon of the woods right her. I bet if we expressed an interest in killing for more Remnant (which for some of us wouldn't be hard I'm sure) she would probably tell us SOMETHING that we could do with the stuff.
You saw her the first time we met, she's gotta know something about the uses of it and it's night so Corporate wouldn't be listening in on us, we could get knowledge of this stuff without our bosses knowing that we know more than they want us to!
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>>5316429
This. We need mor information, because it's one of the few things that can help us plot against corporate
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>>5316415
What about a dead kid? What do you think would happen if we had enough?
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>>5316436
Assuming the child corpse was fresh?
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>>5316437
Okay I'm going to bring up another idea for a remnant experiment. Now just remember I'm not saying we HAVE to try this, nor am I advocating it. I'm just throwing the idea out there as an option that can possibly be considered.
We have access to the body of a kid whose death we didn't intend, and access to a supposedly life giving supernatural substance. HYPOTHETICALLY! Maybe we could do something about that. If he's a bit uh, hole-y, the monsters in these woods come in varieties like the Smiler with faux fur or something like that. There's material there to sew up any missing bits. IF WE DID DO SOMETHING OF THAT SORT.
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>>5316445
We are not creating Frankenkid. Not unless his ghost asks us to.
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>>5316450
Look I'm not saying we Frankenstein the little bastard, just kinda pour it on him, see what happens and fix him up a little bit. You know, like an old pair of jeans...
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>>5316460
Hell we don't even know if it'll work yet, no need to get upset about it.
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Is it so wrong to want to fuck the evil monster lady thing?
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>>5316558
Of course not!
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>>5316558
She needs to find a skirt first, pantsuits on women are awful
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>>5316686
I think what's in the pants matters more than the pants themselves.
-Sun Tzu or some shit.

I dont know I think the pants are cute.
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>>5314578
BREED!
NOW!
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>>5316558
>>5316658
>>5316686
>>5316702
>>5316925
I hope you are all unplugged.
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>>5317017
gapped tooth wooman are my weakness
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The goal to handle this interaction is professionalism, a small dose of groveling, a pinch of sadism...

<statement>We're glad the first death pleased you. His pain went on well before we crushed his throat.

The Light Thing--Rainbow? Whatever, rolls its eyes at you, one getting stuck at the top of the 'eyelid frame' and falling with an audible snap.

It snaps its fingers, leaving the blue flame hovering in midair, a more vibrant lighting than the drab green so it can approach you.

>"To end his misery. Probably would have made widdle crosses over your hearts if you weren't all comatose in your soon-to-be deathbeds. You all suck at cruelty, you're as transparent as the ruptured condom that caused half of you accidents."

That didn't work, but it didn't seem to piss the freak off, so that's better than nothing. It steps to the side of the machine, resting an elbow on it.

>"Don't bother trying to impress me with anything you lugnuts have to say, I’ve met dead dogs more articulate. Impress me with violence. I don’t bullshit with formalities.”

It gestures to the notch on the Remnant machine, where it’s currently resting at 7. The little notch quivers every now and again.

>”Do your shopping, kiddos. Or, if you’re getting a taste for it...


>”Buy from me instead. Another dose of the good shit from me, and you can burn down the whole goddamn forest.”

The Remnant Machine’s options haven’t changed:

>see the catastrophe, takes just a little bit of it, do this often.
>soul strengthening, takes a bit more than a little bit, makes you stronger, don’t do more than twice.
>public hypnosis, takes a lot of this stuff, get away with anything you want for a day, don’t fully understand it, takes five days to activate again.
>weaponize it. you’ll know.
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>>5317029
STRENGTHEN OUR SOUL. STRENGTHEN OUR FUCKING SOUL, BABY. if that's not possible, fuck, we should probably see what the hell the "catastrophe" is.
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>>5317029
Soul strengthening, oh baby! Watch how much it takes and remember it, if it's possible do it again right after.
Tell the Rainbow no. "We quite like the level of power our arm has right now, obliterating with a punch feels good but the last time we could barely handle the strain of getting it and were almost turned to sludge. We can't handle more of you empowering us just yet."
That might piss her off a bit but it's the truth, she said our body almost turned to sludge just from the power of our arm. Depending on her reaction to that, if she's mad immediately follow up with "Our boss wants us to collect more and gives us a mandate, but I'm sure no one would mind if you skim a little off the top. Speaking of, say we wanted to do other things with this stuff other than just these options, experiment a little. You know all about the woods and this stuff, what could we do with remnant?"

"Could we bring a corpse back to life?"

>>5317034
That's just a warning for the threats of the night, it probably won't help much considering how late it is and how engagement rules will probably stay the same, kill or run.
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>>5317133
With that said just so we're informed we should probably ask what options we have when buying from her, if we can focus on getting power and benefits somewhere specific or if it's purely random by her whims. Also if it comes with other downsides or if it's always a weakening of our body that lowers our HP.
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>>5317029

>soul strengthening, takes a bit more than a little bit, makes you stronger, don’t do more than twice.

Let's pace ourselves on nightmare powers. Rainbow's power made us stronger, but more fragile, and we take a lot of surprises to the face unfortunately.

Maybe after both 'standard' upgrades get another dose from Rainbow.
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>>5317144
Or another dose of strengthening. What does a little note on a mysterious machine know anyway?
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>>5317029
<confession> "Okay we lied about the kid but truthfully it was pretty fun to destroy a flaming metal owl with this arm and punching a hole right through that fucked up Hive outside before was kind of awesome. We're not lying about finding some of the killing being fun, just the kid bit."

Might give us a bit of info about the woods creatures coming in or those Hives if we mention them like any weaknesses she knows or something.
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>>5317029
Let's become stronger, we will need this
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>>5317029
>One hit of the Soul strengthening for now
Otherwise I say we just say to her that "we'll keep her offer in mind for the future" and leave it at that. Honestly I think that if we took her offer more than we have to, we'll just end up a slave to her.
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>>5317214
Well that and ask what she is going to do now, because having the ability to wander around the forest possibly hurting innocent people is a scary thought, but asking that question will probably get us incinerated and piss her off so lets not.
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>>5317214
I mean duh, but we should try and ask for a bit of information while she's here. She's one of our only sources of non Fazbear issued conversations apart from Skins. Who we can't talk to since his phonecalls probably tipped off Corporate so anything we say will be monitered meaning we can only listen to what he chooses to tell us about at the time.
Even if we plan to eventually kill her we should try to get some info out of this. Who says only those at the top get to be manipulative?
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>>5317029

Strengthen our soul. We need to get our shit together, and hopefully, we'll be less like an arthritis-ridden old man with the boost.
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<statement>Your offer is great, but we fear it would destroy us. 'Sludge', as you said earlier.

The thing shrugs.

>"You wind up a killing machine, or you all wind up veggies in Lysol reeking hospital beds. Win-win in my book. I got you locked in, so long as you keep the bin juiced with blood, I probably won't go back on my word.

>"That's a big fucking 'probably'."

It makes certain you have to get uncomfortably close to get to the Remnant machine and press the button. As your finger hovers over the "Soul Strengthening" button, you can feel the monster right behind you, fully aware it can take your head off at any time.

You press it in slowly, rust flakes off as it caves inward.

--!!

Every member of the Hives’ hearts violently race all at once, a few have multiple agonizing palpitations as a rush fills the Hive; Humans and machine alike.

>You took One Dose of Soul Strengthening, you feel Sturdier.

Twelve voices are now unresponsive.

You watch as the needle dips very, very low after the dosage hits. The Rainbow clicks their gapped teeth.

>"Well. You sure did scrape the pot, looks like you need it, a small breeze would have you nitwits dying in the dirt."

The thing pauses, and for a brief moment her brows furrow and mouths something silently. Abruptly, it’s teeth; massive blocks of pure white, bare from dark gums. It’s eyes tremble and a guttural growl escapes it’s throat. A heart-stopping, booming thunder echoes from above the Cave--

Almost immediately, the Thing returns to normal, rubbing at its cheek in genuine curiosity. A single bead of water traces down its forehead.

>"They've gotten annoyingly good at this shit, running discs strong enough I'm struggling to say 'fuck'. And I'm pretty goddamn great, so that's giving a lot of credit.”

It laughs, a cruel, hardy laugh.

>"Man oh man, if they've gotten so seamless that it's giving me a brainfuck, you guys are so screwed. I haven't felt pity since a time I damn sure won’t be sharing with you mistakes, but there it is.

>”Keep this freaking thing full. Trust me.”
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>>5317334
And then there were 88
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>>5317334
Okay, now we know why the soul strengthening said "don't do more than twice". Not sure if losing voices is a good or a bad thing but probably bad.

We should probably get outta here and rest. Or we can keep taking to the rainbow thing if you guys can restrain going biblical on it.
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>>5317351
I want to kill Rainbow eventually. I also want to make more traps once the Pizzeria is expanded. I am less afraid of hurting children now after all that happened recently. We need Remnant or we're all dead. I wonder if the 12 voices that went unresponsive means they're braindead or permadead; for their sake, I hope they are permadead and their souls got to wherever that dead kid went.
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>>5317334
So strenghtening ourselves weakens her a little bit? Is it because of the little bit of herself she put in our arm? Quick, while we still have her here, ask her about remnant and uses for it, things we could do and experiment with the substance! Ask about if the wood creatures or Hives have some sort of common weakness something like us could exploit!
She's a source of information but JJ's out there so we have to ask quick tonight before we get back to her. She hates Fazbear's so she could be happy to tell but who knows when she'll come back next.

This is important!
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>>5317343
Hey, it's not that big of a problem. if you turn those 8s on their sides, you get a double infinity!
...That might actually be worse than losing people. Nevermind.

>>5317334
Anyways, yeah. Keep Rainbow's offer in mind.
Say we'll bite the bait another time if she actually elaborates. Don't want both our arms to end up having death's touch.
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>>5317384
This! We have a resource right in front of us that can tell us things the boss doesn't want us to know, let's ply her for some of the taboo remnant info Fazbear's won't ever say and Skins would keep from us for "moral reasons". She's a psycho. She won't care about holding stuff like this back.
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>>5317334
>"What other juicy taboo bits can you tell me about using Remnant? Things our shitty management does not want us knowing?"
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Speaking of resources that just cost us 7 units of remnant so to be safe we should be at 8 or 7 and a half before we do this next time so we don't end empty and destroying the field that keeps the worst of the monsters away. If something like her is allowed through imagine something worse...
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I support asking about remnant and monster weaknesses before we go back to JJ. No doubt that growling and boom along with the laughter scared the shit out of her so let's make it quick.

>>5317454
Yeah that took a lot. Hopefully those traps work a bit better to get us little increments that add up because holy shit so far trying to be merciful about this has got us fuck all. I'm very close to just saying we get the cyanide and put it in a cake for a lucky boy or girl to enjoy after we lure them into the back office. Hopefully with the arcade guests will be more spread out and luring one away will be easier.
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>>5317486
I'm really starting to hate these kids they hurt themselves in all the ways that give us nothing! We need this stuff to not get killed and become stronger to survive these awful monsters yet they just wanna trip or something and cost us hundreds of dollars and no soul juice!
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Like addicts.
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>>5317334
Guys she's shaking. W-Why is she shaking?
(Could we get a rundown on what changed in our stats or what physically changed with our body thanks to the Soul Strengthening or is that something we'd have to like look in the mirror and notice differences that we could translate from flavour things into stats like being faster or having more HP or being resistant to some kinda damage or something like that?)

(Also can we get a little gif of Rainbow shaking just by herself? I think it's fucking hilarious.)
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>>5317509
Bitch, do you WANT to be erased or worse?
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>>5317509
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know not wanting to die was such a bad addiction. Guess we'll just go cold turkey on strengthening ourselves and learn to enjoy it everytime we get our head smashed in and wait a worryingly long time for our eyes to come back on! Yeah that's fine! I love every hit we take sending me to a void where I can't tell if I've been disconnected from the Hive for good and this circle jerk shit made my soul incapable of doing anything but hang in some sort of limbo!
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>>5317532
You need to be 18+ to post here.
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>>5317436
Yeeeees.

Remnant advice please.
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>>5317542
How come you weren't one of the silenced voices?
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>>5317542
I wish you were one of the voices that went dark.
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>>5317542
You're gone the second soul strengthen, faggot
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Oh hey what's going on here

Oh, nevermind I don't want no part in this
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>>5317562
I think we killed like 12 guys.
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>>5317564
they probably had it coming.
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>>5317564
CONSUME THE WITHERED SPIRITS OF THE UNWORTHY! CANNIBALIZE THE WEAK!
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>>5317575
Guys I think the connection to Rainbow is affecting some of us a little bit...
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>>5317518
I used the shimmer effect on Eligos from Ash vs Evil Dead as inspiration. You may notice her eyes do not move at all with the vibration.
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>>5317611
>the violence has escalated
>ok
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>>5317334
Whoa momma. I want her to sit on my face.
Dont worry guys, I dont actually want that. This is some 4D chess mental science I'm working here. She'll be so disgusted she might fuck off.
But I also do want her to sit on me. Man I wonder if she gives good head. Shes got a big mouth on her.
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>>5317675
You're gonna be one of the 12 next time if you keep this up.
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My goal here is to snap the neck of the walking pride flag and surviving, I don't want to start killing children left and right because Fazbear corp got us addicted to liquid crack, as we all know children soul and a fazbear employee doesn't really go well in the long run, I just don't want to deal with animatronic fleshlight walking around wanting revenge on us.

Also continue being professional to the walking pride flag because its funny.

One last thing if someone wants to fuck this walking rainbow you have bad taste and maybe you should request an unplug maybe in hell you will be more useful as a fire starter.
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>>5317680
I have bad taste and I do in fact want to fuck her. It's not rape if she cant say no.
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>>5317680
It's not addiction it's beimg practical! Soul Strengthening is going to let us survive this easier. It doesn't matter if we don't want to kill children, eventually we'll need to. We have to meet our mandates and Corporate keeps increasing them, that it means we get some for ourselves isn't the issue here. So long as we don't use the
>weaponize it. you’ll know.
option we're fine and not playing into Fazbear's hands as much as we realistically can.

Plus it seemed like the strengthening affected her in some way, did you see the sweat break out on her forehead? Whatever it does, thanks to a bit of her being in this arm, she feels it and it isn't good for her. I feel like next time we might be able to take her on with some planning and weaponry and some remnant to strengthen that field the machine emits.

>>5317684
You stop that.
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>>5317687
Hey man, you have your shitty tastes and I have mine. I like my woman terrible evil and eldritch abomination in human skin.
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>>5317718
Same but she's mean to us so I hate her in particular.
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The Hive(what remains of it), mostly wants this Rainbow, a name most decided to settle on, dead. While also aware that killing it-her, whatever, right now would probably end poorly.

The last few fights were won by the endoskeleton teeth of your Unit, and the last time she got a hit in it nearly killed you.

But.

She's being a bit more affable in this Remnant Cave. In fact, a few of the more clever members of the Hive notice that her aura altogether is slightly different.

It's very familiar. A few things she said...

Nonetheless, she hasn't left abruptly or killed you, so you test your luck.

<inquiry>You know a lot more than our Boss does, what is Remnant? Are we using it right?

>"Are you using me as a tutorial? Ha! Rich. I’ll indulge it, I’m feeling generous.

>"Where I come from, it's the good shit. The finest wine you can drink, and a bitch to get a hold of aside from the rare hunter or lost kid.

>"For worms like you, it can do wild stuff with robotics. Make them stronger, make them sentient, paranormal shit, blah blah blah. Crafty mother--mother--!!"

She growls, and takes a moment to pinch her brows, exhaling a red mist before continuing.

>"Crafty suckers in the past tried to fuse themselves and robots together, 'live forever' garbage. Had a very funny ending from my perspective, not from theirs.

>"If they ever watched a horror movie they'd know the damn tropes. Demons harvest the living and it's all hunky-dory. Humans try to harvest the living, they don't get happy endings.

>"So if you get any cute ideas of mixing Remnant with anything outside of your EZ Bake injector and your own body, make sure it's at Night so I can watch. I'm sure the results would be hilarious."

<statement>You know a lot about this.

>"Duh. I'm brilliant, I've intuited almost every single detail about this joint in one night. The tech is better, but Fazf- Fazf--

"FazFUCK, is still predictable as usual. They wanna control MY Night so badly. It’s eating them alive! Rent freakin’ free!"

Rainbow pauses a bit as she says this, running a hand through her hair. It phases through the cloudy material, leaving nothing but moisture on her suit-

>"To their slow, pitiful credit; I guess they're making some progress. It took over half a century, but they finally found someone with a brain cell and a wrench to impress me.

>"Big damn 'woo hoo' for them.”
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Shit five AM. Okay one more question then we gotta split. Not saying we should say this if anyone has anything more useful to ask but I really, really want to know. If we pour Remnant on that kid's corpse, would we bring him back to life and would he be hostile by default? Also would we need to heat it up or is just the remnant by itself enough?
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>>5317725
A lot of people are into that you know
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I still hate her but I really like the sleazy businesswoman poses she's pulling off.
It's like she wants to sell us a used car.
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>>5317737
Ask if she knows who this person with a brain cell is xr2gp
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>>5317740
We could use remnant as a last resort weapon or a science experiment when we are about to die and inject or pour it to the thing that is killing us, the walking rainbow already said that it will not end well for the both side... I'll be honest I just want to see what will happened if Inject or pour it on the walking pride flag.

On the other handle really don't want talk to her anymore lets check our business holding up

>>5317718
>>5317684
Both of you shithead have this picture it might distract you dipshit for a while
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>"For worms like you, it can do wild stuff with robotics. Make them stronger
SO IT COULD WORK TO HELP JJ!
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>>5317762
YEAH WE SHOULD PUSH JJ IN!
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>>5317765
Not push her in... But maybe do the bucket thing and then give her a tiny bit, just to see how she feels and then a little bit more if she says she's fine...
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>>5317737
One more before we dip and reunite with JJ! Would it bring that kid back and could it make JJ strong enough to fight off some wood fuckers a little bit? No offense to yours truly of course.
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>>5317769
lets be honest even if JJ could fight the night fuckers, she probably wont and just hide
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>>5317771
Well that's ideal but giving her a chance to defend herself IF it was a last resort would be great.
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>>5317773
Im not saying we shouldn't

So Hive boys do you have any question to the walking color wheel? I just don't want to see its disgusting face I to check JJ
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>>5317778
I can't think of anything that would be all that important to ask her right now, maybe if she shows up tomorrow and we get some more revelations of stuff during the day and night before we meet her we can ask stuff but for now I think just that kid reanimation and if giving a bit would let JJ fight is it. But phrase the JJ question as "Would the remnant make her strong enough to fight and butter up some woodfuckers for us to make an easy kill?" to pique her interest a bit. After that I think we should hurry the fuck out of here and take JJ back to the office for some rest.
The Canine seems somewhat docile tonight so I think we can heal a bit, maybe even check out our body to see what changed with that vague "you feel Sturdier." See if we move a bit faster or anything, you know?
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>>5317781
We should jump off the roof or something to test it or hug the canine, do people anymore good idea than that?
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I can't think of anything better to ask so I guess just ask the kid and JJ stuff then get outta here back to JJ. Ask her quickly what's up with the Canine and either take the side door or the window depending on what she says.
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>>5317784
You know you're being a huge downer about this whole situation, you know that?
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>>5317789
No it was suppose to be a joke, Im jamming at pvz ost right now how could I be sad, if you think I'm serious of me saying jumping of the roof and hugging the canine then we should do it.

To be serious im just trying to make the other hive member talk, Im thinking right now what event that most likely will happened that could end up our death because we cant do anything, to be honest right now I feel "safe" we have weapon, we are little bit durable, we have a place to hide, we have a easy supply of remnant(If we use the children), im trying to simulate a possible event that were fuck so if something happened close to that we are kinda ready...
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>>5317793
Well I happen to think we're fine for tonight thanks to a damn fine job all around! Let's ask those final questions and get JJ back to the office for some well earned rest. As for what to do about the future let's maybe buy that bear trap later and explore the woods a bit by the day and see if we can find any supplies or places of note. Even if we don't find anything to bring back a good mental map of the woods will help us move around a lot easier and quicker which is always a good thing, plus we gotta check out the Lake eventually so that can be a goal.
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>>5317737
The only question that seems important to know is what exactly it was going to offer if we bought from it instead of, say, using the remnant machine to fuck around with our connections for the sake of a better body.

I would play my money on her cursing our other arm and cackling at us trying to avoid touching anyone with them (despite the arms only activating through killing intent). If we don't wanna ask her that, I just wanna go back to our office and sleep. We have been running off luck, boomstick, and autism for a bit too long. We need SOME HP.
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>>5317796
You can NEVER run on autism for too long!
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>>5317798
Sure, but three voices arguing about how they want to ride the Rainbow (or the other way around) and two arguing about whether reviving a kid with soul goop is a good idea can't protect us from being punched, gored, or set on fire.
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>>5317799
Atleast the people whos thinking reviving children with liquid crack is interesting, rather than the people want to get sit by walking color palette.
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>>5317794
Yeah the lake I forgot about that kinda exited exploring there, we might get hit by a tentacles but it would be interesting
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>>5317843
Going back to what Corporate said about this place when we were choosing what location we would run
>The Dark Woods off Smith Lake, Alabama:
>Talk about Perks! Not extremely far off from Birmingham, you can’t deny the Dark Woods’ classic woodland charm! Immersive multi-mile dirt roads lead straight to this lovely plot of land long since deserted by prior owners, giving you full access to “go wild”! Ha. Ha. The lake a few miles off your direction is a major tourist powerhouse by Alabama standards, boasting the deepest depths of any lake in the state!
>Who knows what adventure lies beneath the surface, eager to share in the joy of your new location? With the only towns and by extension emergency facilities and services many miles away, how could you go wrong?

It's almost assuredly where the Hell Gate itself is. Meaning it has a high likelihood of having a wealth of interesting things around it, exploring around at day would also mean we could get there faster by night, when there would probably also be some neat supernatural stuff to steal and run the fuck away from any demons that held them "acquire". There's also the chance of finding places like the shed with resources in it along the way.

(Speaking of locations, I wonder if we'll ever see some floorplans or concepts of what The Happy Gutters of Pine Bluff, Arkansas pizzeria would have been like? If there were location specific threats or animatronics that we only would have encountered at that location I would honestly love to see them sometime.)
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>>5317029
>”Buy from me instead. Another dose of the good shit from me, and you can burn down the whole goddamn forest.”
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JJ is an employee, employees are a resources. GIVE JJ THE REMNANT JUICE AND MAKE HER MORE EFFICIENT!!
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>>5317882
We drank it all like a Big Gulp my dude. We're gonna need to hurt or kill some more kids to get more. (Adults work too I guess but kids are easier to kill.)
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>>5317737
We're done here boys. Time to head on back
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>>5317737
Seconding >>5317886. Thank Rainbow for her time.
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>>5317884
damn shame, well I suggest grabbing kids no where near our pizzaria. Can't have disappearances being linked to our business
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>>5317920
That would require us to /go/ places nowhere near us.
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>>5317920
Secret fun time treasure hunt plan in the woods is looking pretty good right about now, especially with how fast we now know we can dig a hole for a pit, which we could then fill with spikes.
Unless you mean actually somewhere else to get the kids. Which is troublesome because there isn't really ANYWHERE else. We're in Bumfuck Nowhere, Alabama pal. It's not even known if this place was built here legally, all we know for sure is whoever used to own the land is gone.
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>>5317737
Give the rainbow girl our regards and head off, was thinking of asking what kind of good stuff we could get from her but it might be as mundane as buffing up our rainbow arm. Now that we're more resilient now, we should have a good opportunity to discipline the canine in future nights. Considering all the shit we just achieved now, why don't we find some way to celebrate our achievements with JJ?
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>>5317929
We still got to try and avoid damaging him as best we can since any damage to the night mode does carry over to Foxy but it is nice to know that if he does try and claw our damn face off, not that we got much left of one, that we can worry less about how close his attack left us close to death and more about shoving the fucker off us and moving away from the little bastard.
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>>5317936
With the strength we've got now, even shoving him would probably hurt him, best to think of methods to restrain him as of now so we can give the fatherless bastard his long-needed therapy session
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>>5317945
Okay fair. Maybe shoulder check him if he tries to jump at us? Or a wrestler reversal? We're all losers here, we had to be to be willing to take this job, surely there's enough people here that watched fake wrestling to know how to do a stone cold stunner?
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>>5317952
You know what, scratch that. I just realised there's actually a possibility that with the twelve guys gone we might actually be down all our wrestling nerds.
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>>5317952
What about a choke slam?
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Another though to throw have anybody think climbing a tree during daytime? I would like to know if theirs large structure around us to explore, like transmission pylon to climb and even higher to see more
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>>5317990
You want to spend time just climbing a tree?
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>>5318004
Yes.
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>>5317869
Who and what is Painbow?
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>>5318021
Disappointment
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>>5318021
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>>5317990
This could pay off.
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>>5318052
How? IT'S JUST CLIMBING A TREE AND WE CAN BARELY MANAGE TO CLIMB OVER A WINDOWSILL!
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>>5318042
Is this supposed to not make me want to fuck her?
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>>5318021
the pain of bowing over to your moms pussy for too long
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>>5317990
What's the point though? What does that accomplish for us?
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>>5318064
Well you see man there's difference between panicking to climb a windowsill because a life threatening situation and climbing a tree like a normal person

>>5318094

>>5318094
Seeing if there's something in the surrounding area? do you really think we will stay on this pizzaria and start bashing our head against the wall to what night fuck would rape us next?

I'm not saying we should specifically climb a tree maybe the roof or something you people are smarter than me use it, to give ideas and contribute to the hive.
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>>5315235
>spoiler
Making a deal with OMC to deal with the Rainbow sounds like an even worse deal than what Rainbow has shafted us with.
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>>5317334
>>5317737
>Corporate is powerful enough that even Rainbow is struggling to fight against whatever their tech is doing to her
We are so fucked.
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Let's try getting some rest in.
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>>5318316
I'll be honest here I don't care who we going to make deal with, I will take best out deals even if its from the Fazbear or a Tree fucker we found in the woods.
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Rainbow gives me a sub par salesman that's trying to be hip with the kids by swearing
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>>5318746
It's kind of fun how as long as she's satisfied with our kills and HIGHLY suppressed by the remnant field she's just kind of a dick. I wouldn't push our luck but I feel like the longer we work with her the more tolerable and perhaps friendly she'll become. Doesn't change my mind about killing her eventually but it's a nice change of pace from our first meeting and how pants shittingly worried we were at the start of this encounter.
Hell maybe when the time comes she'll be proud of us, understanding the strong prey upon the weak in these woods and all that.
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I JUST REALIZED: WE NED TO JERK OFF. OTHERWISE SHE WILL CONTINUE TO LOOK DOWN ON US, WE NEED TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE BY JERKING OFF AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IM PRETTY SURE WE WILL FUCKING DIE IF WE DONT BUST A FAT FUCKING NUT ALL OVER THIS SKITTLES FUCK THE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW, TEETH SPONSORED BY THE GAP LOOKING ASS HO.IF WERE QUICK ENOUGH
IT MAY NIT BE TOO LATE TO BUAT A FAT ONE ON HER STUPID FACE, WE HAVE TO DO IT QUICKLY. GUYS HEAR ME OUT OKAY HEAR ME OUT LISTEN TO ME FOR CHRIST SAKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WE HAVE TO OR WE WILL FUCK UP EVERYTHING. LOOK WE HAVE TO UNLOAD A GIANT WAD ON HER SUIT OR ELSE.
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>>5318840
imagine jerking off with dozens of other different people inside the one body you are occupying, thats 1000% gay my dude
seriously though the amount of people getting a reaction of our little employer is dissapointing, wanting to fuck it or kill it is all just the same.
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>>5318840
That's great buddy, let's not do or think about that ever again.
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>>5318848
>>5318849
FUCK YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND MAN JUST LOOK MAN LISTEN HERE
OKAY? IF WE ALL LOOK AWAY WHILE WE DO IT ITS NOT GAY ITS NOT OKAY WE ARE ALL WINNING HERE THIS IS A WIN OKAY IF WE JERK OFF ITS A WIN WE WIN WE CUM. WE BECOME THE STRONGEST WE DONT REMNANT WE DONT NEED MONEY WE DONT NEED ANY OF THIS SHIT WE NEED TO CUM ON HER AND THE BOOM. BOOM JUST LIKE THAT OVER WITH DONE THAT EASY WIN JUST LIKE THAT ONCE WE CUM BOOOM DOOOOM BOOOOM.
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>>5318861
We don't have a cock. We are a robot.
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>>5318861
We face demons almost every night yet it is being trapped with people like you that makes me experience true Hell.
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>>5318861
alright I'll humor (you) and we have dick and balls and then what does it shoot out off?
what if our cum is from our little remnant we have and she took it in stride like a flower then? we just lost our power that keeps us alive and then she got stronger by the end of it, is it really a winning strategy if what we all done is absolutely counterproductive and impulsive?
lets face it your horny and by the corporations I hope you'll be the next to go when we get another remnant boost
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>>5318877
FUCK MAN LISTEN HERE ME OUT FUCK YOURE THINKING TOO FUCKING HARD ABOUT IT OKAY? YOURE JUST PARANOID MAN FUCK MAN YOU JUST NEED TO TRUST IT TRUST THAT INCE WE DI CUM OUR ROBOT JIZZ SHIT WILL FALL INTO PLACE TRUST ME BROTHER MAN WERE ALL BROTHERS HERE RIGHT WE CAN ALL AGREE HERE THAT ONCE WE DO CUM OUT POWER WILL BASICALLY REACH GOD LEVEL OF POWER JUST LIKE BOOOOOOOOM CRAKA DOOOOOOOM
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>>5318890
its better being mentally ill paranoid than whateverthefuck you are
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>>5318890
Shut up or we're figuring out how to put specific members to be burnt out via Soul Strengthening and you're going first.
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>>5318903
BRO. BROTHER COMRADE COMPATRIOT LISTEN TO ME MAN NEED TO GET ALL CRAZY ON ME NOW JUST HEAR ME OUT HERE JUST HOLD LETS ALL JUST CONSIDER HERE THAT MAYBE OKAY SLOW DOWN HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE THAT WE NEED TO EITHER A CUM ON HER OR B CUM IN HER OKAY IVE TAKEN SOME TIME TO THKNK AND OPTION B MAY JUST BE NOT TO LIKELY OF AN OPTION BUT WEVE STILL GOT OPTION A OKAY WE CAN JUST CUM A LITTLE ON HER BOOM JUST LIKE THAT NO NEED TO GET PHYSICAL HERE WE CAN ALL AGREE
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>>5318910
Nah man that's it. You're getting the good old multiple agonizing palpitations next time we Soul Strengthen for sure now.
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>>5318334
>Almost immediately, the Thing returns to normal, rubbing at its cheek in genuine curiosity. A single bead of water traces down its forehead.
>"They've gotten annoyingly good at this shit, running discs strong enough I'm struggling to say 'fuck'. And I'm pretty goddamn great, so that's giving a lot of credit.”
>It laughs, a cruel, hardy laugh.
>"Man oh man, if they've gotten so seamless that it's giving me a brainfuck, you guys are so screwed. I haven't felt pity since a time I damn sure won’t be sharing with you mistakes, but there it is.
Maybe those limits JJ and Star Bon talked about aren't actually programmed in, but imposed by whatever these discs are since they seem to be trying to enforce "family friendly" behaviour on her? Or they are their but the discs stop them from accessing the programs at all?
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>>5318861
>>5318890
>>5318910
Why couldn't you be one of the Hive members who got his soul annihilated?
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I want to fill all of Painbows holes with cum
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>>5318971
I experience for the last few days getting attack by a robot canine, Shadow Fucker, giant octopus and anti hive fucker with a sprinkle of dead children, after all of that you incels are still the most disturbing thing In here, holy shit what a disappointment.
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>>5318953
Who’s to say this schizo isn’t the amalgamated remains of those 12?
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>>5318990
WOAH BUDDY WOOOAH SLOW DOWN THERE PAL NO NEED TO BRING THE I WORD THERE BUDDY WOAH BUDDY HEY THER CHUM WE ALL LOVE WOMEN HERE OKAY BUT WEVE GOTTA CUM ON THE CLOUD BITCHS SUIT OKAY ITS NOTHING SERIOUS BRO RESPECTFULLY WE CAN DO IT NICE AND RESPECTFUL THINGS WILL JUST WORK OKAY DONT BE SO STRESSED OUT IVE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUY JUST BASICALLY GIVE ME FULL CONTROL AND MAYBE THE REST OF KINDA OF YOU GUYS JUST AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY DONT BE PARANOID ABOUT IT AND BOOOOOOOOM IT ALL CLICKS AND THIS SHIT GETS FUXED UP ALL WE GOTTA IS JIZZ A LITTLE DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT CMON
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>>5319013
Actually you have a good point maybe that's why they are shouting... its 12 souls of incels compact to one... GOD the remnant machine is truely a scary mechanism
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>>5319071
We lived bitch
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>>5319079
Jokes on you! We only need to unplug one soul to kill 12 of you!

Lets be honest here do you really think the walking color pallete will fuck you? You people cant go near a woman without convulsing.
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>>5319023
Brother we must disregard the woman! WE MUST MAXIMIZE THE PROFIT THE ALTAR OF CAPITAL MUST BE SATIATED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR COMPETITION SHE IS OUR COMPETITION WE MUST DEFEAT, DEFILE, AND SACRIFICE HER UPON THE GLORIOUS ALTAR OF CAPITAL. DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY HER MULTI COLORED CUNT WE MUST FIND HER SECRETS AND OFFER THE SAME SERVICES AT LOW LOW LOW! LOWEST PRICES THERE IS ONLY ONE ROOM FOR A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HOMOSEXUAL PIZZARIA FRANCHISE CEO AND IT'S US!!
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So are we asking the questions before getting out of here or not? I lost track in the middle of this schizo meltdown. I wanna know if we can bring the kid back.
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>>5319099
I think the hive are done questioning and want to check JJ
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>>5319102
Alright. But next time I wanna ask!
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I wonder if we can transfer over to a child body? Or better yet multiple kids. Go full children of the corn.
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>>5319139
I don't wonder that. You should stop wondering that. We will not try to put ourselves in the body of a dead child.
But that does give me an idea for an emergency. When we get back to JJ let's ask her a question about where Fazbear put her mind or personality and retreat to the office. If we can't bring the kid back to life we can at least have a backup body should anything happen to JJ and the electronics that house who she "is" aren't damaged. Remove those from her, transplant them to the kid's brain, hope decomposition hasn't set in and pour some remnant over JJ and the brain and a bit for the body. Boom. JJ's back!
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>>5319167
We are not desecrating the kid's body you fucking psycho.
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>>5319170
Oh I'm sorry is he using it? It's just an idea as a last resort to save JJ if anything happens. It's not like we'll be upsetting his spirit if we ever do it anyway, newsflash, we just drank his soul.
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>>5319170
He does make a good point about saving JJ as a last resort if her body and power source is broken since we can't really fix that and at that point I'm sure Corporate would just scrap her. Tinkering with mad science would probably be our only chance to bring our friend back...

Either way asking her where her personality is stored wouldn't hurt anything and it's nice to know. Worst comes to worst we know what to take out and keep while we wait for an empty body, human, robot, or otherwise we can put it in and use remnant to hope body and "brain" bond.
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We're certainly thinking outside the machine when it comes to Remnant use outside of what the machine can do...

If we're not going to ask anymore in depth questions can we at least ask how we can call her up later since she wanted to watch any remnant experiments we do? I just figured that as much as she's terrifying it would be nice to have something incredibly powerful nearby, you know just for if anything comes to life and tries to eat us and all that?
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We're squeezing some rest in once we get back to the pizzeria, right? After any last question we might have?
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>>5319186
1. Can Remnant bring the kid back?
2. Will pouring a bit on JJ make her strong enough to fight monsters a little?
3. How do we call you to see an experiment if we're doing one?
Seem to be what some want to ask real quick before we fuck off.
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>>5319205
We are not giving her any sense of our vulnerabilities re: JJ. And we are not asking about raising the dead.
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>>5319208
Well we already did the first thing when we looked back at JJ and got shot for it remember? She knows we care about JJ already, she made fun of us for it. As for raising the dead, why not? She's the only one who could tell us about that and most of feel bad about the kid dying right? Can you think of any better last minute questions?
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I really wanna know about transferring into a different body. Come on guys, put me in a kid. I can then help you a lot more by luring loners into the wood and disabling them for you to get the killing blow.
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>>5319245
I literally do not trust any of you to be away from our collective supervision with how stupid/fucked up some of you are. Also that sounds a whole lot like a plot to get out of the whole, Hive deal, which if it is fuck you, if we have to suffer this so do you.
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>>5319262
Like I said. Children of the corn. Let us be reborn. You think I want to go back to living in a society? We run this shit, why not have some fun?
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>>5319245
Even If we can do that we wont and you are not that special and also lets be honest no one trust you dude
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>>5319270
Yeah, yeah sure. I trust you about as far as I can throw you AND WE ARE LITERALLY BOUND TOGETHER BODY AND SOUL.
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>>5319279
Even if the idea worked and we had any clue how to separate one of our connections without instantly causing all our braindeaths this fuck is probably going to use his new corpse child body, go to the remnant machine, drink whatever we got in there, then fuck off!
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Why are you people becoming such retards all of a sudden?
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If even one of you does anything that gets you out of this body that isn't being burnt out by Soul Strengthening or your pod malfunctioning and killing you I am screaming what happened mentally to Fazbear Entertainment to ensure that we can never do it again and that whoever managed to leave will be hunted to the ends of the Earth.
If I have to suffer this, everyone else who signed up as well has to.

>>5319293
We lost 12 minds and almost all of our souls felt like fire. I think we're all a bit dazed and on edge right now.
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>>5319295
So what your saying is we need to kick you out into a child body first and take care of you so you can't snitch? Thanks for speaking up anon, I'll enjoy sucking your soul.
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also the body of the child have broken neck(right or I misremembering something) reviving him or soul transferring to his body would be funny to watch
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>>5319299
We need to be more gentle next time. Maybe a hand over the mouth?
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>>5319303
Anon thats just Kinky and I dont want to fuck a child!
Ohhhh not what you mean! I'll be honest poisoning a child to kill it probably much more cleaner and less sufferings from the child.
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>>5319299
I mean Remnant is supernatural so he'd probably be fine? Just kinda... Like a toddler when their neck isn't strong enough to support the head. We could give him a brace?
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>>5319324
Ahh you forgot about the part that remnant to dont act the same to robot bodies and the living one
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>>5319328
Well that's why I wanna ask!
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>>5319328
Why let that stop us?
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>>5319347
Your right
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We are letting the kid rest, you psychos.
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>>5319438
Oh shit the body, How are we going to get rid of it?
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>>5319087
Begone, slave-demon of Corporate.
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>>5319170
If we aren't putting the kid into an animatronic to help us get revenge on Corporate, then we can at least use his body as a backup plan so we don't lose our closest ally.

That's assuming his body hasn't been defiled by some demon from the Wood already.
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>>5319500
We buried him.
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>>5317737
Desire to build a functional dick to fuck Rainbow is rising.

Memes aside I'm reading the previous threads and I'm enjoying the story thus far. I'm on Day 2. I hope we get the roof fixed.
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>>5319593
(Keep reading and stop spoiling yourself you fucking silly billy.)
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>>5319526
>If we aren't putting the kid into an animatronic to help us get revenge on Corporate

Hahhahahaahha putting the kid soul(We Killed) into a animatronic so it can help us! Man you are funny person!
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>>5319438
Why when we can potentially save him? His death was our fault and there's a chance to bring him back. Or if we used up his soul in that strengthening his body is free of anything in there and ready to have JJ's AI placed in there and fused in with Remnant should anything destroy the body.

I'm just saying we can ask her where it's housed within her just in case. Even if we never do it'll be nice to keep a piece of her in the Pizzeria for rememberance.

If you're so opposed to another body being used we can always get another head or endo skull and put it on us and pour a little remnant on it to bring her back in us. We are missing some thinking power with those 12 gone.
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>>5319925
Because mixing dead kids with Remnant worked so well every time it happened.
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>>5319925
>that spoiler
>Hive: "Someone will die."
>JJ: "Of fun!"
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>>5319925
Why are we saying "Save the child" were not saving a person the we killed and expect them to be thankful.

>>5319934
Even the walking pride flag warns us about mixing other things into remnant even I hate it that's good advice...

You know what we should forget about the children that died and hope for god that the child soul wont posses a toaster, and also an idea I think the poisoning the children will be more cleaner and less suffering for the children and it wont need direct contact with the children when its dying.
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>>5319943
To be fair she less warned us about mixing things with remnant and more told us that living people and animatronics don't mix too well. Anything else seems to be fair game.
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STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT MAKING A FRANKENKID YOU FUCKING RETARDS
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>>5319948
You wanna commit mad science WITHOUT raising the dead?
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>>5319951
Raising dead only works if we are gods, which we are not, so yea, better not do it
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>>5319951
Fuck you. We're doing a job so we can get paid.
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>>5319946
You dont need 30 brains(get it because we are a hive?) to get to the conclusion that its not good

and also why are we arguing to revive a single kid when were planning killing more in the future? and also I don't think we have extra remnant so arguing about using it is useless for now and lets argue about our next move right after the talk to the pride flag bitch
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Okay, three major issues with the whole "reviving the kid" thing.
1.) How much fucking remnant do you think it takes to revive someone? I probably guess it's at least equal to the amount we gained from gutting the kid, which lets say was the majority of our remnant increase for the night. So from near nothing to 7. That means we either have to do a lot of random injuries, kill another kid, or gut a lot of Woods creatures.

Do you really just wanna kill another kid solely to revive another? Seems like cutting off your left hand to replace your missing right hand.
2.) The kid's body as of now has his skull crushed by our robot hand. He looks like he got blew apart by a boomstick. If there's any chance of him coming back peacefully and not turning into a mutant freak that will gut us, he probably needs to be mostly intact.
3.) Even if we're only using him as a backup body for J.J, how exactly do you plan on transferring J.J's consciousness/programming into it? Are we just gonna rip her internals out, stuff them into the kid's body, and pour remnant into it? Do we even have the engineering/medical knowledge to both deconstruct and surgically install stuff on that level?
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>>5319958
For the 3rd point the plan is to ask JJ where her AI and most of her personality/memories are stored so that in the event of her death if the parts she told us about aren't too damage we can just sort of take the whole thing out, place it in the body and then use the remnant which Rainbow just told us does miracles with robots to sort of bond and bridge the gap between her mind and the new body. Honestly we don't have to use the kid unless it's a last resort, some of the wood creatures have metal and animatronic parts in them. If we rip them out after a kill we could eventually piecemeal a new robot body for her ai to be placed in and remnant should be able to do the rest. It's a liquid and somehow it was able to make our body sturdier so I think stuff like building it and connecting it more than minimum shouldn't matter too much so long as what we want as her arm is placed where an arm should be and so forth.
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>>5319967
Are you a fucking moron? Really so in a event that JJ is dead you would rather do a fucking science experiment rather that giving her back to the fazbear corp that actually know what the their doing? Yes yes the Fazbear Corp is the "Evil" Enemy we need to vanquish but you need to get them that they know how to fix robots fucks? And what the fuck do you mean "If we rip them out after a kill we could eventually piecemeal a new robot body for her ai to be placed in and remnant should be able to do the rest." Do the rest of what?.. you see the dosage meter on the remnant machine that says how much do it takes to do something? now give me a dosage of transfering a AI to a body
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>>5319976
I mean in the event she's so damaged they can't fix her and gets scrapped! The rest as in connecting the arms, legs and head onto the body because we don't know how to do that but this shit does! This stuff could make a connection of occulars to her brain that we don't have a clue how to, it's insane! That's why we experiment with it, to find out how it works! Rainbow was right, this thing is an EZ Bake Oven but that doesn't mean we can't cook by our own.

Small minded, the lot of you that are content to let the one friend we have in this place that hasn't tried to hurt us get decommissioned again like other Hives have instead of using this substance to plan for the worst!
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Let's go rest. If our...upgrade healed us up then let's go clean. Back to buisness boys.

I'd say there's a 90+ percent chance that remnant on JJ gives her a night mode, and possibly severe personality shifts as well.

Remnant explicitly inhibits the power of wood monsters, so any experiments need to be more useful than that effect. And frankly I think it's reasonable to expect that remnant on machines results in night modes.
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>>5319991
Night modes seem to be explicitly something Fazbear created or induced to put pressure on us to encourage remnant collection so we can do the soul strengthening and have the excess we collect go to them. I doubt it would lead to a night mode without specific tampering to do so.
Not to say there isn't a risk of any experiment having unforeseen consequences, just that something like a brand new night mode is unlikely.
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>>5319953
>Corporate
>actually thinking they let us keep any of the money
Lul. Lmao even. All our funds are funneled off to their experiment centers where they call up demon gods to do their bidding and fuse children to machines.
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>>5319921
We did not kill that child. It was all Corporate's doing, we are entirely innocent!
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>>5319958
Not saying we should revive the kid (at least not NOW), but reviving a child in FNAF always seems to be just placing their bodies in or near an animatronic. In fact, there's a high likelihood that the kid has already possessed something nearby (if he wasn't eaten by a Wood demon) given spirits in this franchise can take over vessels that are presumably miles from where they originally died. So we wouldn't need massive amounts of Remnant to bring him back. Just his mostly intact corpse which should still be there given we only crushed his throat.
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>>5320037
Last part can be fixed with some sticks and JJ's balloons tied into a neckbrace.
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>>5319991
Remnant on robot = night mode
Yah, seems possible and probable.
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>>5319991
>>5320072
There's literally no evidence for this, just like how there was none for going outside at night would instantly kill us.
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>>5320074
I thought the panic over going outside was when it was raining due to us not being certain if we're waterproof. Not that going outside period guts us.
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>>5320077
No rain was a later concern.
(The fear that outside at night was instant death was so paralyzing Ghost even told us nah, it's dangerous since there's monsters but it's not instant death.)
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>>5320077
No, that came later. People panicked that the night would instantly kill us so badly that they actively resolved not to go out there, even if the stardust was out there which we need to prevent what could very well be ACTUAL instant death. It was to the point that Ghost had to outright tell us that it wasn't guaranteed doom, just super dangerous.
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>>5319071
YES BROTHER NOW YOURE GETTING IT WE MUST CONVULSE HARD ON THE RAINBOW WOMAN THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO VICTORY
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>>5320074
>There's literally no evidence for this
and there's no evidence it doesn't lets just say there's might be a chance it can and stay away from it for now.

>>5320121
What? You words sounded gibberish to me man you should unplug and replug and see if it work!
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>>5320174
I want to explore it later too when we have a bit of remnant to spare. Did any of our traps give us anything apart from the dead kid? Feels like no kid's just cut their hands like they're supposed to.
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Wait... Shouldn't we ask about what's in the lake? You know because of the whole "so long as the Lake houses the Dark we won't die!" stuff the Anti-Hive was saying?
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>>5320199
Oh shit, yeah you're right! Ask about what's in the Lake!
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>>5320200
She did say she's been around for at least half a century and that she thinks of these woods as her own, figured she might know something.
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>>5320192
Ill be honest here we should just dig shallow holes in the playground, we do special even like running around the playground gets reward a free pizza or something then watch children trip and hit their face first on the ground( Take the rocks does it might kill them or something) the only injury probably happened either broker noses or broken foot
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>>5320199
Good call! See some of our hive member have functioning brains!
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>>5320199
Oh fuck she probably would know about that. Let's ask then leave with JJ to the office.
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>>5320199
SHIT YEAH WE SHOULD ASK HER THAT. FUCK.
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>>5320199
Let's do it.
How does this quest do updates?
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>>5320247
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2021/4981015/
(Here's the first thread, it's probably easier to understand by going through it and more fun if you get to where we are now. Read the archive to get you up to speed from before that though since we used to run on another board before we were banned.)
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>>5316445
How much Remnant did this kid give us? We were about at 2 before right? Just one kid equals a lot of Remnant. Enough to give us another round of strengthening right away if we were to go out of our way tomorrow to take care of one and got lucky with trap related injuries, maybe two actually. Give us some extra to make sure it's not emptied out afterward.
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>>5320264
After killing the pipes anti-HIVE we had enough for 2 units of remnants. We back to zero, or close to that. We need to kill a whole lot more things to get more units again.
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>>5320297
Okay well then we need to figure out how much a child is worth. At least we have a clean slate to work the math out on! Actually that's not a good thing, with how dangerous things have been getting having no remnant to power the field is pretty bad.
We might have to kill again tomorrow to avoid getting massacred. You saw the squid, if that's the kind of stuff that still slips in through the field imagine the stuff being kept out...
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>>5320297
Or a kid
Just sayin'
We have enough party supplies to throw another one right?
We could lure one away during the fun and quickly take care of them with the arm making a neck snap quick and quiet
But there is a risk it might be clumsy and just kinda squish their head instead
Like a grape
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>>5320311
Not worth it.
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>>5320312
>You watch as the needle dips very, very low after the dosage hits. The Rainbow clicks their gapped teeth.
>"Well. You sure did scrape the pot, looks like you need it, a small breeze would have you nitwits dying in the dirt."
>The thing pauses, and for a brief moment her brows furrow and mouths something silently. >Abruptly, it’s teeth; massive blocks of pure white, bare from dark gums. It’s eyes tremble and a guttural growl escapes it’s throat. A heart-stopping, booming thunder echoes from above the Cave--
>Almost immediately, the Thing returns to normal, rubbing at its cheek in genuine curiosity. A single bead of water traces down its forehead.
>"They've gotten annoyingly good at this shit, running discs strong enough I'm struggling to say 'fuck'. And I'm pretty goddamn great, so that's giving a lot of credit.”
>It laughs, a cruel, hardy laugh.
>"Man oh man, if they've gotten so seamless that it's giving me a brainfuck, you guys are so screwed. I haven't felt pity since a time I damn sure won’t be sharing with you mistakes, but there it is.
>”Keep this freaking thing full. Trust me.”

No I think it is actually.
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>>5320307
It's not going to be much of an issue now thanks to our two boons/curses: the soul strengthening and the punch arm. YOU can try calculating how much the kid with the slit wrist was worth by visiting the previous days. Me? I much dont rightly care.

>>5320311
Specifically we can just keep killing things. Considering how strong our arm is, we should try synergize its potential by throwing things with the arm, instead of engaging things in close quarter.
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>>5320316
I think you're just a little bitch. We're upgraded, so we should have a little more wiggle room before we have to cross more ethical lines and shit. Take our gun for example. We used up I think all the shells, but we can still use it if we can find more bullets.

Perhaps we could use JJ to deliver a message for us to the delivery guys, like maybe we give them money, and they can hey us some sturdy working gloves and a balaclava+festive employee mask.
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>>5320317
But the Punch is so cool! Desire to keep beating the shit out of monsters with the arm because I find it amazing aside, members of the Hive did come up with some weapon concepts to give us a bit more range using materials we have on hand right now, the one we can make immediately being a spear using the remains of our shirt as a handle, balloons to tie it secure like the whip, and that spike the Canine impaled us with to be the spear, which could potentially be upgraded into a rudimentary glaive later on depending on materials.
As for throwing things we did have some plates from the kitchen we were planning to throw with the arm with a frisbee motion but that kind of stopped being ideal when we were handed a SHOTGUN as a present... We could still go get them later since they make good projectiles and we only have two shells left.

>>5320319
That's a good idea on giving JJ a bit of money to bargain for some clothes, maybe 20 or 50 dollars? If it comes down too it any large swath of material will do and we can just make it into a shabby cloak, it just has to cover our torso and face so if we can do that we could just sit slumped in a corner motionless with our head limp to the side behind Foxy's stage so we still get a good look but if anyone does see us they don't get too much detail and just assume we're a normal robot in storage.
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On the topic of tomorrow the Expansion and Arcade was said to be ready late in the daytime, does that mean we will be closed entirely until the end of the day? We do have to clean up after the party still but I don't think the Canine is going to give us a lot of space to do that, there wasn't any big scary monster to cow him into hiding tonight like last time and with the gate being a risk of taking the whole place down if we close it tonight we can't lock him in the hallway.
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>>5320325
I'm still proud of Vlad the Fazpaler honestly.
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>>5320327
And Glaivy the Glaive. Even if the bar can be substituted for any piece of long metal big enough I still think it'd be fun to dissemble a chainsaw for weapon construction if we find one and use it enough to run out of gas.
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>>5320199
Support.
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>>5320199
this this this
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>>5320199
What you said.
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>>5320199
Great idea anob. What IS in the Lake.
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>>5320325
I accidentally refreshed my page and killed my big post. I am eternally sad right now. Have a shorter post.

>catch these HANDS
Melee is cool and all, but we are a high STR, Low DEX, low CON build right now. Pur arm makes attacking with it really strong, but in turn we're really weak to attacks, so the best way to migrate that is with ranged attacks?

>JJ seduces morning workers.
Yeah my thoughts exactly. Our computer is complete bullshit and takes too much time to purchase things, which is why we should try getting the truck crew to pur hase multiple things for us.
>we write down a list for JJ to deliver to the morning crew
>ask crew if it's cheaper or safer for them to buy stuff through Goodwills /Fleamarket / pawnshop /online or from Fazbear corp
>ask them to get us thick working gloves, baklava, Fazbear employee mask, premium cleaning supplies, a bunch of Fresh Gel packs to keep the cursed toilet clean [video link]
https://youtu.be/GINuH06miZ4
>shotgun ammo (examine shells to determine if 12 or 20 gauge), request to corperate for to get us a faster computer, toilet tank soup to make toilet water blue and extra clean
That's all I can think of right now

>>5320326
Didnt they say the expansion was going to take several days?

>>5320327
Nice prison shank.

>>5320329
Shit is lite bro. If we can, maybe we can try buying supplies through the morning guys to make a DIY forge and smelter.
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>"For worms like you, it can do wild stuff with robotics. Make them stronger, make them sentient, paranormal shit

Strong, sentient and paranormal electronics feels pretty on point for night modes to me. But hey, what's one more horrible threat of death.
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>>5320586
Do you think it would be bad to use Remnant on JJ?
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Would it be a good or bad investment to purchase bunzo bunny?
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>>5317737
Pizza Quest QM. Can we make a pizza, put a ribbon on it, and leave it outside for White Friend as a thank you gift?
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>>5320845
Also what are we doing with the apples and bananas? Are we feeding them to the guests?
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>>5320846
When did we get apples? All we got were bananas… also stick em on the pizza, make banana pizza
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>>5320974
It was one of the random gifts the funny white thing gave us and we haven't exactly had any use for them so far. It was back during one of the very first nights.
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>>5320974
>>5321020
We could make candied apples and frozen chocolate covered bananas for our Little White friend. Nutts and sprinkles for optional toppings. The caramel, sugar, and chocolate sugar shouldnt cost more than $6.
Hmmm. Next time we get an expansion, shoukd we get an ice cream parlor?
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>>5317737
Oh yeah we should head back topside and check on JJ, don’t want her having a breakdown
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>>5320568
It's a spear, it's using that pole the Canine stabbed us with, remember how it was able to pin us to the office wall?
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>>5320586
She's saying those are different results that can happen not that all those things occur all at the same time.
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>>5321255

Oh, only maybe she becomes an elderitch terror. That fills me with comfort.
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>>5321466
Coward. Little piss piss boy. JJ could be stronger and yet you're scared of a small chance of paranormal stuff, which does not even necessarily mean a night mode. You're afraid of a possibility you completely made up.
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>>5321493
We don’t need more night time threats however, even if it’s a small risk. Plus, given how she’s programmed, there’s a risk that she could remember what happens during her night mode too, and that would just simply be too much for her I think
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>>5321515
JJ's a strong girl, she just needs the chance to be a strong girl!
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>>5321241
Sure but we still have the axe, chain knife, and gun. Should we use it as a javelin?

>>5321493
Let's save it for later and ask those people who said they'd make their way here.
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>>5321534
I trust Skins less than I trust Rainbow. Sure she can kill us at the slightest whim but she only cares about us killing and giving her some remnant, meanwhile Skins says he's on his way to "help us" and that we just gotta hold out for weeks when we barely made it this far. He doesn't care about us in the slightest and only has an agenda against Fazbear, it's just as likely as a Hive he'd eventually want us destroyed too.
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>>5321534
Well the point of the spear is an option for a long range weapon for stabbing and keep away since the chainwhip has the risk of being grabbed and taken by more nimble enemies, using it as a javelin would also carry the risk of being broken off like a toothpick by big things like the squid or being picked up and used if we miss. Poke and retract tactics are the most effective for a weapon like that.
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>>5321556
While you say that, the exact opposite has as much merit as well. Perhaps Skins is here to help us. Weather that help is for good will, or we're just a means to an ends to get back at Fazbear doesn't really matter IMO so long as we get some degrees of help.
I don't really trust Rainbow, but she's just....there. I got no opinions on her beyond trying to keep our interactions as brief as possible so she doesn't laser our thigh again. Resting to heal all that is a real bitch.

On a side note, once we the Arcade set up we should try to get some acid resistant paint, varnish, wax. Whatever- some hydrofobic stuff to put on the floor and get a lot of drain pips so Mr. Hug's acid doesn't destroy everything.

>>5321568
Now you say the chainwhip is at risk of getting grabbed by nimble enemies, but by that logic the same can be said for the spear you're proposing. There's also the issue of the design of you're spear. It needs a guard to prevent monsters from advancing down the shaft.
Plus how you gonna carry all that shit. It's a lot to carry.
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>>5321573
You've got a point about Skins but I still see no reason to trust him completely when so far his only actual help has been "Don't use it, you won't need to" which was actually helpful but everything else is useless. "Hang in there, help will come EVENTUALLY." and "Hey getting remnant is evil, better not do it too much otherwise you'll be very naughty boys." isn't that great for earning trust.

I don't think we'd have much luck with the acid resistant stuff unless it's like a special, and even then it'd probably be a single bucket.

As for the issue of the spear being grabbed that's not a worry. The rod is jagged, that's the whole reason for tying the remains of our shirt and jacket around it rather than just holding it like a normal pole, it's just a fucked up jagged piece of metal from somewhere in the Canine really.
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>>5321579
I think we're not really good at the whole morality thing, now that we sorta kinda definitely killed a child, so uh. Trusting Skins or not, meh? I say we keep Skins in consideration.

Alright then how's this. I have an idea. What we need to do is build a custome sort of cave frame thing we can stick Hug's in that'll prevent him from swinging, moving, turning. Like a sort of full vacuum body restraints. We'll keep him suspended outside facing away from the building so he can vomit to his heart's content.
I kind of wish there was some kind of super basic material we could mix with his acid. Free acid would be awesome to have for cleaning grease and dirty floors.

I would normally complain about clothes not growing back, but what do you know our body and clothes self repairs itself. I'm still not seeing the appeal of the spear, but it's there if we ever need one I suppose.
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>>5321586
Do our clothes grow back? I thought it was only the skin? I haven't noticed our clothes doing anything but getting progressively more fucked up until that owl just burnt them almost all away. Our hat's even fucked up. OUR HAT! HOW'RE WE MEANT TO FEEL LIKE A BOSS WITH OUR HAT LIKE THIS?
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>>5321589
Remember when we got fucking melted by the robot flesh bird and we napped that shit away? No one comment on us having a lack of clothes, so that probably means clothes grow back, which is fucking neat.
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>>5321595
Anon look at this, the shirt and jacket is gone, rags. We got like 3 hours of sleep after, we're still pretty fucked up, it's a miracle we managed to out fucking skill that Anti-Hive and not take any damage.
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>>5321598
That happened earlier today, or last night. We talked to Foxie in the morning and he never said anything about a lack of clothes, so I stand firm in my belief that clothes regrow with enough damage.
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>>5321602
That's just our employees being nice. Besides, I don't think Foxy of all of them would be the one to bring up damage or raggedy looking clothing. He's nice enough to be tactful regarding holes in a fellow Fazbear employee.
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>>5321493
>"yet you're scared of a small chance of paranormal stuff"
>"Small chance of paranormal stuff"
>"Small chance"
Boys we have a expert here boys! Its just a "Small Chance" What could go wrong!
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>>5321695
Well then let's start some serious collecting and become the experts. We all signed up for this position in a soulless company, violating basic moral decency should come natural. If we don't want to pour some Remnant on JJ let's start small. We still got that Candy plushie from the Puppet, I say we take that and dip it in some Remnant when we got some.
But let's not be pussies about this, it ain't experimenting if we don't get weird with it, take that conch shell the puppet gave us with the shotgun, put the Candy plush in there legs first, then give that sucker say a quarter of the cup in our office's worth of remnant.
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>>5321734
Pretty sure the majority of us didnt know we would have to hurt or kill kids in this gig. We dont have to kill them since killing monsters works just as well.
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>>5321734
>wasting remnant on a conch shell and doll
Instantly vetoed. We worked hard for that. No chance in hell we'll risk making a smiler or something barely useful.
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>>5321882
Monsters work but they don't work as well.
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>>5321882
Don't lie. We knew the rumours of Freddy's,

>>5321884
The experiments are obviously to be done only after our second strengthening, when there isn't much to do with it and even then just a bucketful we set aside and rationed out only a cup at a time. I suggested the doll because we don't have much use for it and it's small and filled with only stuffing. So if it does become a monster or something weird and hostile it won't be much of a threat.
The conch shell is just for funsies and because I can't see much use for it other than being used for future remnant experiments.
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>>5321893
No on the rumors of purposefully killing kids, still no on the remnant experimenting. We dont want to deal with another Smiler.
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>>5321961
You want to let the stuff we HAVE to collect on two threats of death go to waste once we no longer have huge use for the EZ Bake Oven machine because you're afraid of something we were able to kill in only a couple hits? It's a plushie, the safest thing we could use to figure out exactly what this stuff does on something non living.
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>>5321971
How exactly do you expect to extract remnant to experiment with?
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>>5321975
We got buckets. A soda cup in the office too.
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While I don't really want to test this stuff out on JJ I think buying a beartrap and setting up in the woods could give us a nice and hopefully small thing to test what remnant can do. It can do some crazy things with robotics she said so maybe if one of the wood creatures have some mechanical parts like the Owl or Smiler we could salvage a limb and use the remnant to fuse it with us and have another one to fight off these freaks with or do tasks? Maybe just cover up some delicate parts for protection?
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>>5321977
No I mean I've never seen revenant or a means for us to actually extract it from the machine. That's what I mean. BUT if we find some remnant out in the open, then yeah let's grab some buckets.
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>>5321987
Fuck man, we're missing out on a lot of metal here. I hope we can recycle the owl and anti-hive. Maybe there could be cool monsters parts we can use, like owl monsters laser heat vision.
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>>5322019
It should all be collected into the jar on the machine, when it's filled we can use one of the buckets and fill it up for personal use with the cup for smaller, more precise rationing for any experiments.

>>5322022
An extra limb or two would help out greatly for cleaning this place and subduing foes, even the Canine would have a hard time getting to us with three hands holding him at bay.
Also the Anti-Hive wasn't metal unfortunately. It would have mean neat to have the claw for use if remnant can fuse parts onto us but their whole body was actually just a weird cursed liquid thing that we should probably ask Rainbow about since they said some weird concerning shit about never dying so long as the dark is in the lake.
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>>5322040
Claws, yeah! You mean like an exo-suit we can out on an off when night comes, or make a gauntlet out of the metal for our punching hand?
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>>5322052
I meant more just tearing off the arm with the big ass claw that almost took off our head and seeing if the remnant can stick it to us.
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>>5322056
The whole anti hive melted, there isn’t anything to tear up
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>>5322056
That seems like a retarded idea. Sticking implies permanent, and we can enter birthday parties with weapons sticking out of us. We should make it easier to don or doff the limbs.

>>5322081
Oh. Well thanks for that.
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<inquiry>You seem to know everything about the Wood, what about the lake is so special?

>”Go there and find out. I may find some shinies in your corpse. You’d make a nice wind chime.”

She stonewalls you immediately. You get the strong feeling that aside from violence, she won’t give you anything else.

It would ruin the game for her.

<statement>We should leave, the Sun will be coming up soon.

You try to steel your nerves, and fail.

<inquiry>Is that acceptable?

>"I don't care. I'm leaving regardless. I saw what I wanted to see. Don't think for an instant this was about you in any way aside from checking the pot.

>"Over-judging your self worth is a good way to wind up a lot of pretty little corpses."

With her final say, she fades away, her suit going with her into the cave wall, returning to wherever the Hell she wants.

In a hurry, you rush out of the Remnant Cave and close it.

JJ is on her knees in the grass, covering her head in terror.

<inquiry>The Rainbow-thing held us up, what happened?

>"The... lightning. It was every color, it was her..."

You recall the boom earlier, the one that rattled the entire cave.

>"I thought she was coming to kill me..."

<statement>She came to collect on the Remnant she made us promise to get. She didn’t have any interest in you.

>”That’s...Just to talk?”

You begin to walk with JJ around the back of the Pizzeria, the Canine is being quiet, though the gurgling of the Vacuum continues. At this point it’s just white noise. You take her by hand, lest she collapse from fear.

Right now you need Rest, if the Rainbow went on the offensive, you and JJ would likely be dead.

<statement>We can discuss it later, right now we’re falling to pieces.

JJ is quiet, and to your relief you’re able to make it to your Office from the rear door without being interrupted.

The Canine seems to be moving slowly from the Restroom to the Party Room in a strange state of disorientation.

Wasting no time, you Rest.

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An Hour passes.
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Refreshers since it's been a while and the archives are big to keep in mind while making huge decisions:

>The Hive is not built for travel. Even exploring the Wood is risky and the only towns/means of talking to people outside of the Pizzeria is traveling many miles. It would be a multiple day ordeal provided your power lasts that long. You are not built for finesse, there is a reason the Pizza making is automated and why the receipts only require a scribble at the bottom, with no extensive paperwork. You can punch and with full focus, pull a trigger(even that has a large chance of failing). If you've watched "Twitch Plays Pokemon", that is your existence. For what you have crafted, I won't name off every single one, but you all have a nack for rolling perfect rolls over and over again.

>Every time you rest has a chance of restoring your clothing, like magic. This is not a plot hole, and I would strongly encourage thinking about this. You guys are very close to some huge solutions and it's eating my soul to keep my trap shut.

>Remnant is a paranormal substance, there is no means of rolling to determine or even get a 'vibe' of what will do what. Use at your own extreme peril. Any Hive members that browse /x/ or give a damn about creepypasta will know if 5% of the stories are true, what it can do in the wrong hands makes robots and monsters look like docile puppies.

>Were you all anatomically gifted in select ways, Rainbow would cut it off vertically the second you try anything.

Basically, crafting or using supernatural things will require a massive, massive agreement along the Hive. That has a very, very obviously high chance of an immediate game-ender. Or it may do something awesome, who knows? But with great reward potential comes risks just as great.
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>>5322315
>"Over-judging your self worth is a good way to wind up a lot of pretty little corpses."
She'd know a lot about that, wouldn't she? Bitch.
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>>5322361
>Were you all anatomically gifted in select ways, Rainbow would cut it off vertically the second you try anything.
That only means that we'll be Rainbow's first when we manage to seduce her
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>>5322361
First things first.
>we write down a list for JJ to deliver to the morning crew
>Give her a spare paper and pen/pencil for the delivery crew to write down a response for us
>ask crew if it's cheaper or safer for them to buy stuff through Goodwills /Fleamarket / pawnshop /online or from Fazbear corp
>ask them to get us thick working gloves, baklava, Fazbear employee mask, premium cleaning supplies, a bunch of Fresh Gel packs to keep the cursed toilet clean [video link]
https://youtu.be/GINuH06miZ4 [Embed]
>shotgun ammo (examine shells to determine if 12 or 20 gauge), request to corperate for to get us a faster computer, toilet tank soup to make toilet water blue and extra clean
>the one crate mascot that makes shipping prices cheaper
>we will pay them back and we would very much appreciate the help
Shouldn't take more than a few minutes tops.

IS ANYONE AGAINST DOING A SELF INVESTIGATION OF OUR REGENERATIVE SKIN, CLOTHES, AND CURCUITRY? I propose we lift up our shirt and get a peak inside.
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>>5322315
Poor JJ, I knew we shouldn’t have left her for so long…
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>>5322361
>The Hive is not built for travel. Even exploring the Wood is risky and the only towns/means of talking to people outside of the Pizzeria is traveling many miles.
>Remnant is a paranormal substance, there is no means of rolling to determine or even get a 'vibe' of what will do what. Use at your own extreme peril.
Anything that you have said have not inspired in anyone QM. In fact its like your expecting us to die like a rougelike.
If we cant get logistical support (as in a fucking helicopter to get to our destination when we get to find the lake) using the remnant is a requirement when the sliver of chance is getting a speed boost or ease of movement if we want to find the dumb fucking lake. I do not care if we get to grow muscle in experience agony when the nerves kick in or move like a possessed girl with speed of a erratic spider when and our joints snap in the strain of it. Im voting to using it again.
>Were you all anatomically gifted in select ways, Rainbow would cut it off vertically the second you try anything.
Its disappointing most of the anon's have a strong reaction to rainbow. The fucking Qu's lgbt sewer reject used the fucking remnant we just work for to make her look like that to begin with. Man I FUCKING HATE her for that shit but its not because its a cute girl with a nice suit. Its a primal jew from hell that is leeching off our work the fucking lazy cunt.
Did all of you fucks did not notice she used the remnant while all you act AWOOGA I WANT TO MURDER IT like a drukhari?
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>>5322447
I apologize if I misunderstood any part of this post:
>Anything you have said have not inspired in anyone
That's the nature of this game, stepping outside the realm of the Quest here and talking meta: the structure and build of this game is a business tycoon/survival horror game, deliberately claustrophobic and 'locked in'.

Corporate has you trapped and with almost no communication to the outside world deliberately. Your phone-lines are one way. The truck drivers are in suits and Freddy makes and the one time you were awake as they worked, silently handed you the receipt and did nothing else. You have no means of proper internet browsing.

The ability to get in a car and drive away would go entirely against the game philosophy. Every single decision, location to go to, etc, should be a dangerous risk.

If you want 'safe' upgrades, there are three outlined ones that with warnings and a wildcard, and are fairly reliable with the Remnant machine. I'm trying to be a fair QM by letting people know in advance that messing with Remnant and putting it into corpses or staff members is dangerous, something members of the Hive would be aware of since at least a few of you have to be /x/philes.

>In fact its like your expecting us to die like in a roguelike
Using Remnant outside of 'the Engine' would be essentially playing it like a roguelike. I will of course allow going outside the engine when it's physically possible, but by that point you are playing 100% pure chance with extremely dangerous tools. I'm warning about that as a DM so the Hive here knows the extreme risks and can assess them fairly.
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>>5322315
We're sleeping. We're resting. We're stapling ourselves shut.
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>>5322447
> Anything that you have said have not inspired in anyone QM. In fact its like your expecting us to die like a rougelike.
If we cant get logistical support (as in a fucking helicopter to get to our destination when we get to find the lake) using the remnant is a requirement when the sliver of chance is getting a speed boost or ease of movement if we want to find the dumb fucking lake. I do not care if we get to grow muscle in experience agony when the nerves kick in or move like a possessed girl with speed of a erratic spider when and our joints snap in the strain of it. Im voting to using it again.

Catastrophe have dosage, Soul strengthening have dosage, mind control have dosage even the machine warn us of not using the soul strengthening twice, then tell how or where the fuck did you retard learn the dosage for speed boost? a teaspoon worth a bucket a cup?

>Its disappointing most of the anon's have a strong reaction to rainbow. The fucking Qu's lgbt sewer reject used the fucking remnant we just work for to make her look like that to begin with. Man I FUCKING HATE her for that shit but its not because its a cute girl with a nice suit. Its a primal jew from hell that is leeching off our work the fucking lazy cunt.
Did all of you fucks did not notice she used the remnant while all you act AWOOGA I WANT TO MURDER IT like a drukhari?

Yeah I want to kill her if you want me to stop, stop the coomer trying to fuck then I'll stop. Good luck

>>5322361
>>The Hive is not built for travel. Even exploring the Wood is risky and the only towns/means of talking to people outside of the Pizzeria is traveling many miles. It would be a multiple day ordeal provided your power lasts that long. You are not built for finesse, there is a reason the Pizza making is automated and why the receipts only require a scribble at the bottom, with no extensive paperwork. You can punch and with full focus, pull a trigger(even that has a large chance of failing). If you've watched "Twitch Plays Pokemon", that is your existence. For what you have crafted, I won't name off every single one, but you all have a nack for rolling perfect rolls over and over again.

Fuck you I'm not staying here in this pizzeria, at least if we get killed in the woods by a backflipping knife thrower night fucker at least we got killed by backflipping knife thrower night fucker rather than getting melted by a vacuum, In all seriousness I think the pizzeria will get more dangerous the more we get more robots and the anti hive already know our location, we better get exploring OR... maybe your right about not exploring and wait for skinner hey we have have a tons of option some are just more harder or near impossible.
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>>5322361
>Every time you rest has a chance of restoring your clothing, like magic. This is not a plot hole, and I would strongly encourage thinking about this. You guys are very close to some huge solutions and it's eating my soul to keep my trap shut.

Anyone else have any thoughts on this? I'm fairly confident that we, the hive, are a remnant creation, possibly made of the remnant of the hive members themselves. My theory is that corperate has figured out that remnant animated machines can be controlled if you overload them with enough souls competing with the tormented demon whatever that remnant is, or attracts perhaps?

Rambling a bit here, but if remnant is bits of soul, I think applying it to a machine is basically demon bait, it lures in a demon/ghost/tormented soul that provides animating power. In our animatronics that demon takes over by night, and the AI is stronger by day, because nightmare shit is repelled by sunlight for whatever reason.

In the hive however we have 88 souls to fight against the demon spirit providing our power, so even at night we're stronger. More remnant gives us more demons, and more power, but weaker souls get devoured by the demons/killed by feedback of the initial entry.

When we rest we give the demon time to regenerate our collective body while our souls are kept in stasis or something.
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>>5322573
>then tell how or where the fuck did you retard learn the dosage for speed boost? a teaspoon worth a bucket a cup?
the weaponise/wildcard in other words I do not fucking care if we maim ourselves, its all or nothing.
it is a sliver of chance but im not against it
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We are not fucking experimenting, you retards.
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Hive members, could we do an experiment the next time we rest? Could we visualize a red cap instead of our classic purple one? I have a theory that our clothing regeneration might also allow us to regenerate other objects if we actually try, and something like a different colored hat feels like a very easy stepping stone to say manifesting a baseball bat.
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>>5322315
>6 HP
NOT ENOUGH
BARRICADE THE OFFICE
STAY AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM WALL
REST MORE AND HEAL UP

>>5322361
>The Hive is not built for travel. Even exploring the Wood is risky and the only towns/means of talking to people outside of the Pizzeria is traveling many miles
Is the Lake that far too? How many time slots would that take, going there?
>If you've watched "Twitch Plays Pokemon", that is your existence.
pain
>For what you have crafted, I won't name off every single one, but you all have a nack for rolling perfect rolls over and over again.
When will we get the MacGyver perk?
>Every time you rest has a chance of restoring your clothing, like magic. This is not a plot hole, and I would strongly encourage thinking about this. You guys are very close to some huge solutions and it's eating my soul to keep my trap shut.
...if we get other clothes, and put them on to make them "ours", will they also regenerate? Or is it simply what we have on by "default", tied to this mechanical body. Fibers spun and pumped through our insides... Where do our clothes attach to this robot body?
>Any Hive members that browse /x/ or give a damn about creepypasta will know if 5% of the stories are true, what it can do in the wrong hands makes robots and monsters look like docile puppies.
Or the robots and monsters ARE the docile puppies in comparison to the real shit
>Were you all anatomically gifted in select ways, Rainbow would cut it off vertically the second you try anything.
RIP tasting the rainbow, motherfucker
>Basically, crafting or using supernatural things will require a massive, massive agreement along the Hive
OKAY BOYS, we craft the Fazpaler when we are free to do so

>>5322477
>That's the nature of this game, stepping outside the realm of the Quest here and talking meta: the structure and build of this game is a business tycoon/survival horror game, deliberately claustrophobic and 'locked in'.
>The ability to get in a car and drive away would go entirely against the game philosophy. Every single decision, location to go to, etc, should be a dangerous risk.
I like this
>I'm trying to be a fair QM by letting people know in advance
>I'm warning about that as a DM so the Hive here knows the extreme risks and can assess them fairly.
Thank you; stay that way

>>5322620
Nuh-uh. The purple outfit stays. But I wouldn't be averse to trying to generate something like a purple rose for our dress shirt pocket, or an emblem, or monogrammed image. Something easy and simple to start out testing with.
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>>5322383
We don't have any paper to write on so just telling her should be good, tell them to take $50 and get any of the items they can. I am supportive of looking down at ourselves and checking if anything changed or if the strengthening made our movement a bit smoother before resting another hour, the Canine's in the party room so we can't clean up.
Also baklava is a Turkish sweet.

>>5322391
It was more Rainbow's awful screech that freaked her out rather than us being gone.

>>5322447
Shut up faggot.

>>5322361
>>5322477
Don't worry the rules and risks seem fair and travel through the woods wasn't too discouraged thanks to going somewhere letting us know the way and get there a bit faster next time I believe you said when you encouraged us to make our own maps?

>>5322606
NO YOU FUCKING RETARD WE WERE SPECIFICALLY WARNED WE WERE BEING PRESSURED INTO USING THAT OPTION AND THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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>>5322628
Considering the only article of clothing we have whole right now is our pants let's imagine a patch on the knees to make it simple.
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>>5322641
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT
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>>5322447
Nothing we could had don't to kill her.

>>5322477
You're doing fine chief.

>>5322589
I like the ideas you're spiting here.

>>5322606
lets not

>>5322620
Remember the QM's warning. He's politely saying "don't fuck with the evil mcguffin juice you idiots".

>>5322628
lets not fuck around and find out with remnant. It's literally a gamble. Gambling games are always rigged in favor for the house (the house being mean demons).

>>5322641
We have a printer, and JJ once wrote a note saying kids should not jump down the hole in the ground. We got one champ, and even if we don't we still got all the receipts from the delivery guys we can write on the back of. Pen, pencil, oil blood, ketchup. Anything. I'll double check the previous days but I'm 100% sure we got a printer.
Lets make it a $150. We want to get Craty and all the other goodies. Gotta make sure.

>>5322645
Please reconsider using remnant recklessly. Using the machine is safer, where as using the liquid raw will have terrible consequences. It's been foreshadowed in quest and directly by the QM already.
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>>5322653
>Please reconsider using remnant recklessly. Using the machine is safer, where as using the liquid raw will have terrible consequences. It's been foreshadowed in quest and directly by the QM already.
No he's talking about the fouth option of the machine which we've been warned is exactly what Corporate wants us to do to kill something in particular but we won't actually need to use it.
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>>5322653
What? I wanted to experiment with our clothes
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>>5322642
Sure, let's go for a patch.
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>>5322655
Oh. My bad.
Also from day 2
> You're already in your Office as the expected sheets from Management print out letting you know any extra details of the day.
>but a Party with computer printer confetti and balloons without helium may not net as much extra cash as you'd hope.
printer get?

>>5322665
Then I am sorry.

So far it doesn't seem like anyone is against the list suggestion?
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Sure, let's have JJ write some notes. Pretty sure it won't work, but it won't cost us anything unless the delivery guys steal our money. At least we'll know.
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>>5322653
Ghost is saying that we can but there's a big risk to go with a big reward. That shouldn't discourage experimentation later.
Slow down too! $150 is half our money right now, at most we should give $70-$100 for this. Swap out the new clothes for a big roll of fabric, making a big cloak to hide ourselves should be more than enough to hide ourselves in the daytime.
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>>5322689
A cloak sounds pretty cool! Can we do that?

>>5322383
No to the crate, that's No.1 Crate, he's great! But also a whole animatronic that would take up stage space and not bring in much profit.
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>>5322361
>You are not built for finesse, there is a reason the Pizza making is automated and why the receipts only require a scribble at the bottom, with no extensive paperwork. You can punch and with full focus, pull a trigger(even that has a large chance of failing). If you've watched "Twitch Plays Pokemon", that is your existence. For what you have crafted, I won't name off every single one, but you all have a nack for rolling perfect rolls over and over again.
Would we be a bit more coordinated now that we have 12 voices to potentially conflict with us ordering the body gone?
>Every time you rest has a chance of restoring your clothing, like magic. This is not a plot hole, and I would strongly encourage thinking about this. You guys are very close to some huge solutions and it's eating my soul to keep my trap shut.
I am dumb and do not understand what is a solution that we're close to, anyone got any ideas on what we're close to having a brain blast about?
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>>5322707
The regeneration we have is probably remnant powered stuff due to everything in this place being really fucked up. Either we run off children juice or, given enough autistic force of will, we can alter what clothes we regenerate somewhat. Which may lead to other practical applications if we can exploit it.

So while we're resting, we should try imagining a part of our shirt being red. Or the knee of our pants. Something small but instantly noticeable.
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>>5322710
Dark purple patch on the knees, gotta keep on brand. I still think we should try for a cloak eventually. Cloaks are cool and useful...
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You know this plan is probably going to be pretty embarrassing for JJ if it turns out the delivery people can't get us anything...
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>Why isn't it possible?
>It's just not.
>Why not, you stupid b-ba-ba-stu-stu-silly billy?
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>>5322777
>trips
OH NO
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>>5322315
>”Go there and find out. I may find some shinies in your corpse. You’d make a nice wind chime.”
>"I don't care. I'm leaving regardless. I saw what I wanted to see. Don't think for an instant this was about you in any way aside from checking the pot.
>"Over-judging your self worth is a good way to wind up a lot of pretty little corpses."
She was oddly quite polite with those final few insults. Whatever Corporate was doing must have taken a toll on her, even if she wanted to act like it was doing nothing.
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>>5322315
We should write down a note for JJ to pin up to the from of the store addressing the Little White Friend expressing our gratitude and ask for it's name, at the end of our shift. Come morning JJ can retrieve paper note for us before customers find it and get confused.

>>5322777
cute
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>>5322780
She did have a single bead of swear roll down her temple. Those disks are pretty powerful and Skins said it was powered by Remnant, next time we go for Soul Strengthening keep an eye on her, see if all the Remnant we're collecting is making that field more powerful or just bigger. If they make the field more effective we could probably take her on later with some preparation and the element of surprise.
I say we keep the shotgun and shells in the office until we decide to kill her since we only have the two left.
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>>5322782
JJ a cute. Although I did just notice the endo teeth at the bottom of her smile and it's freaking me out.
Let's save that note for another day, JJ's already freaked out tonight so let's just keep it at her asking the delivery people if they can get us stuff using a SET AMOUNT OF MONEY from our account. I think she needs to rest in this office now just as much as we do.
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>>5322787
The note shouldn't be an issue since we're asking her to do it before night falls, and once night ends. Both times are safe, and she is exponentially faster than us. She should be able to do it before any of the animatronics go agro, so she is perfectly safe.

We also need to purchase some spare pens, markers, and pencils if we don't have those.

I am consolidating my notes and I feel great about it.
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Can JJ even hold a pencil?
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>>5322809
Yeah notes are a bad idea. We can't write and neither can JJ, let's just give her a list to remember and ask the delivery people for instead.
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>>5322810

JJ has written a warning notice before regarding our acid eaten floor.

Could we just set our vomiting friend outside at the start of the night before he destroys then place?
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>>5322812
NO. DO NOT LEAVE MR HUGS OUTSIDE AT NIGHT THAT IS AN AWFUL IDEA AND JUST BEGGING FOR HIS KIDNAPPING OR DECOMMISSIONING.
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>>5322809
>>5322810
JJ has written a note before, from what I recall. But we can just tell her what we want her to try choking out of the fazbear men before they vanish for another day.
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My notes are more or less done and I am happy now.

tl;dr version of this >>5322383
>communicate with morning shipping and repair crew
>ask them nicely to get cheap stuff for us
>thick working gloves, baklava, Fazbear employee mask, Cleaning supplies: Shiny! $40, a box of shotgun shells (check shotgun), #1 Crate $30, cheap roll of fabric.

>>5322689
Fair enough.

>>5322700
Hold on there. Okay I believe you're right that #1 Crate isn't worth it in the long term since. Well our robot limit is 5 at base. Foxy gives us +1, which makes our cap at 6. We have Hugs, Foxy, Starbon, and JJ. We have room for two more robots. So for those last two slots we want someone really good. So the "take up stage space" is a limit of 2 more bots we can get.

>>5322727
That's pretty dope.

>>5322770
It's worth at least trying since we haven't attempted it yet. We lose nothing for not trying, but we might get something if we do.

>>5322812
That's right! JJ did write a note. Damn she is really proficient with writing despite her handicap.
Technically we could but then he would just make everything outside a hazard. We need to build a pit for him first.

>>5322813
TBF he has a self defense thing going on where he surrounds himself with a pool of acid, but you have a point. We'll need to commission something for him to spew the excess acid.

>>5322830
Minus the choking out part, yeah.
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I got something that's been bugging me, but I bet all of you already know this.

he The Windup Marionette optional animatronic looks similar to Little White that's been helping us since Day 1. I believe they're both the same model of robot, but the one that's been visiting us seems nicer if that makes sense? What I mean is, if we order a Windup Marionette from Fazcorp, it might not have the same night mode as our friend's. What I propose is this: we establish dialogue with Little White since it's at least capable of speech to ask if it would like to be a part of our crew, for better and worse. If it agrees, inform it of the option we have to buy another Windup Marionette model from Fazcorp. If the model is hostile during the night, what we can do is destroy it, so Little White can join us in it's place. If the Windup Marionette sent by Fazcorp is not hostile during night mode, Little White is still allowed to join us during our nightly shenanigans if it so desires, if it's not offended by us recruiting a Windup Marionette to directly aid us during the day.

Also here's the list of things we can get in the future if we have more money

'Daily Deal'
>Merry Go Round, solar powered and weather resistant, +30% Public Awareness, +20% Entertainment Value, -20% Health & Safety: 650 USD
>Wall-mounted Flashlight(recharges by Day!), attaches to a random Room, allows illumination through the Night! 250 USD
>(Cardboard) FazKing Crowns, Kids love them! +10% PA, +10% EV, +10% S/H, 65 USD

animatronics
>Ennard the Happy Clown! (-30% Health and Safety, +30% Entertainment Value, +5 Dollar Entry Fee, 130 Dollars, can move and dance on its own!)
>The Windup Marionette (-20% Shipping Prices, +10% Entertainment Value, 80 Dollars, comes with a shiny box!)
>Ballora the Lovely Ballerina (+5 Guest Limit, Entertainment Value +30%, -1 Animatronic Limit, 100 Dollars, comes with a stage!)
Lolbit the wacky Digital Pal! $95 (+10% Public Awareness, -20% Entertainment Value, Has a 50% chance of alarming you of any break-ins at night)
>#1 Crate, Formerly Schmitty something Manjenson. $30 (-10% Shipping Prices)
>Mr. Hippo the Conversationalist, $110 (-10% Entertainment Value, -5 Guest Capacity, Very pleasant guy all around)
>Freddy Fazbear, $350 (+50% Public Awareness, +20% Entertainment Value, -40% Health & Safety, the FACE of Freddy Fazbear Pizza)
>Balloon Boy the Jolly Lad, $60 (+10% Public Awareness, +10% Entertainment Value, a Quality, Friendly Boy!)
>Rockstar Freddy the Jamming Face of Fazbear, $240 (+50% Public Awareness, you best believe a Bear can Sing!)
>Rockstar Foxy the Bird-Tamin’ Pirate, $190 (70% chance of raising H/S +30%, 30% chance of lowering H/S -30%, resets Daily; He even comes with his Bird, Free of Charge!)
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>>5322835
We have space for 2 new animatronics. 4 if we get rid of certain, night time troublemakers that may be more trouble then they're worth *cough* STARBON AND MR HUGS *cough* Of course only if we see animatronics that would be worth the replacing process.

He does have a degree of self defense outside however there are things like the squid and various Anti-Hives (I assume they're going to come back in different body configurations even if it's possibly the same one technically every time since their body was just a weird squishy thing taking the appearance of metal.) that have the reach to gut him from across the pools he produces.
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>>5322854
Outta the robots we've seen so far, I think Ennard, Lolbit, or the Windup Marionette is what we should aim for. They seem to have the most directly useful. Freddy is also probably good if only because the massive public awareness should lure in more people (that's what I think the stat is for, right?)

Of course, if we see better, we'll get that instead. We still haven't seen a lot of the potential robots.

Daily Special and the secret evil section are also important to check but I think we can check the daily special during the night, so robot or evil shopping would be cool.
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>>5322859
>Mr. Hugs the lovable Janitor and Friend! (+10% Health and Safety, 40 Dollars, also functions as a real life vacuum!)
>Rockstar Bonnie the Headbangin’ Bunny! $280 (+20% Entertainment Value, +5 Guest Capacity)
To be fair to them, we've already more or less discovered their quirks and managed to work around them. If we replaced those two, we would have to deal with learning the quirks of their two new replacements. And they're not all bad company. There's also the fact they're not the only means of additional revenue we can acquire.

>Merry Go Round, solar powered and weather resistant, +30% Public Awareness, +20% Entertainment Value, -20% Health & Safety: 650 USD
>(Cardboard) FazKing Crowns, Kids love them! +10% PA, +10% EV, +10% S/H, 65 USD

EXPANSION! ($1000 each probably)
>Arcade, +10% EV, +50 USD per day, Includes Galaga
>”Special Room”, Steel Door Protected Underground Bunker, ideal for Emergency Situations
>Security Expansion, +10% H/S, Two Cameras will be placed randomly in your Pizzeria
>Go-Kart Track, +20% PA, -20% H/S, 50% Chance Of +200 USD/-100 USD Daily, Large area

If I had to pick, I would ask the morning movers to get as a lot of those FazKing Crowns. +10% to public awareness, entertainment value, and health & safety is really fucking good for only $65, even if they are a finite number. The Security Expansion is also a must have due to having access to two additional cameras.

>>5322863
Using the computer uses a turn action, which is a precious resource we need to find Stardust or self heal. Would you consider delaying getting the Daily Specials until we can confirm if the morning guys can get us anything or not? If they can get us things, they can get us what we request- and possible give us a catalogue of what Fazcorp can provide for our Pizzeria. If the morning dude's can't help, well. We can still check the shitty computer later. Is that a fair compromise?
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>>5322854
The Windup Marionette seems like the model they had that lived in a gift box in some locations. Our Puppet seems to be taking on the form of those old Security Puppets they had in some old Freddy's places. (It's almost certain getting the Windup Marionette would give us a Nightmarionette or mechanic where we have to keep winding up his box at night to prevent him from coming to kill us, sort of like the Shadow.)

The Merry Go Round was shot down because we saw it had an ominous amount of flesh attached to it.
We already have the wall-mounted Flashlight. It's been pointing at the hallway tonight.
Crowns were shot down because they increased our shipping and handling and also probably had some other catch at night given how cheap they were.

Out of your selection of animatronics I would support getting Lolbit and Ennard, Ennard would cancel out the decrease in entertainment value while still increasing it a bit and our public awareness.

Plus they're my favourites... Them and Bucket Bob.
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>>5322870
We gotta think about Shipping and Handling tho
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>>5322870
I mean, we're not just gonna be staring into the void after asking JJ to bother them about purchases unless you want to heal even more (which, admittedly, fair.) We can check the computer AND bother them.
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>>5322863
I think we should buy the cyanide and beartrap in the FUN section when we have the time. The Candy with a KICK* (*It's Crystal Cyanide.) was only $40 and the beartrap was only $70, purchasing both of these gives us a merciful potential way to get remnant from a kid (or multiple if we crush it over a cake or pizza and lure multiple kids to the back for a "special party), or at least leave them weak and quiet enough to easily take care of.)
The Beartrap is a Beartrap, good for kids or monsters outside provided they're corporeal. Purchasing both of these is useful and opens up the possibility for the FUN section to be restocked with other FUN items.

>>5322870
We've already gotten the arcade for the expansion, we'd have to resave up to get another one and it would have different options with a chance of the ones we didn't get reappearing for a choice, it'd probably be a bit more expensive too since they improve our foundations and let this place take a bigger beating.
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>>5322871
Hmmm. Well this gives me ideas. Do you think we could get away with recruiting that "old Security Puppet Windup Marionette" as a free animatronic? he probably has his own benefits and drawbacks if he joins our crew, then again he may or may not be able to get us more cool shit. I still feel kinda bad that he's giving all this cool shit and we can't get him anything yet. Maybe we could try fixing him up so he's more mobile? I'm assuming he can't self repair like us, but is exceptionally good at stealth.
If we recruited him, do you think he would count towards out limit of 6 robots?

>>5322877
Yeah thats. I mixed it up with health and safety. Shit they increase Shipping and Handling? That's a hard sell.

>>5322880
True, but the computer takes too long as an action, plus we really need to heal up due to our extensive damage. Our HP cap is 10 you know, and we're only sitting at 6 or 7 right now.
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>>5322883
Pretty sure our cap is now 7 because of the contract Rainbow forced us into, her power destabilized us and it was a close thing for us just turning into sludge if we couldn't handle it. Though that was before the Strengthening and we did note that we felt sturdier, we might be back to our former health cap or even a bit above it AND have the power of our arm. Not too shabby if that's the case.
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>>5322882
The problem with either is that the Cyanide would cost us money. Because if the kids die from eating our food, we would have to pay a shit ton of cash for their funerals. Now the Bear Traps those are more reasonable. They don't immediately kill, and we can blame them on illegal hunters setting up traps or some bullcrap. Keep in mind though that we're not made of money. That cyanide money could be better placed some place else.

We'll find out more about the expansion soon enough. Hopefully we'll have a less shitty computer that came with the arcade upgrade.
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>>5322885
No, the hp cap is still 10. We just take more damager per hit. Essentually Rainbow buffed our ATK but reduced our DEF. So the body strengthening might have balanced out with the arm debuff.
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>>5322883
Also I feel like it's a better idea to just keep thanking them for their gifts since they're so useful, some of the Hive were able to translate the notes it left and they called us a friend. If we ever feel like thanking him maybe give him a cup of Remnant when we're at a point we can spare some. Rainbow did say that to wood creatures/demons;
>"Where I come from, it's the good shit. The finest wine you can drink"

>>5322886
Obviously we wouldn't serve it to kids out in the Party Room, food tainted with it would obviously only go to kids we lure into the back office.
The computer is shit forever unfortunately, Corporate made it that way by design.
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>>5322889
Where Rainbow and Little White come from might be different neighborhoods, in different countries. Rainbow is a right cunt, where as our friend is awesome. I'm not gonna believe or trust everything she says.

That makes sense, but, luring kinds into the office? That's gonna be a bit hard. Not in practice, but making sure no one sees him enter through the back into the office.
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>>5322854
Question about the Ennard that was for sale! Does he have Clussy?
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>>5322891
>Welcome to the Fazbear Family!
>Do it honk?
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>>5322891
Why are you like this. If I had to pick our next robot, it would either be The Windup Marionette due to the reasonable +10% Entertainment Value for $80, but also for that -20% Shipping Prices. It practically pays for itself. The second choice would be Balloon Boy the Jolly Lad due to his "a Quality, Friendly Boy!" trait which is similar to JJ's "a Quality, Friendly Girl!" trait. If they're the same, that might mean Jolly Lad might have a nice night mode.
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>>5322896
We are NOT allowing the Enragement Child into our establishment.
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>>5322898
He will enrage the forest creatures on himself so that they don't attack us, they attack him, and because of this we will be able to strike them from behind, it's a win-win!
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>>5322896
Also you forget that the Animatronics for sale are a random choice. Next time we check none of those options could be there and a new choice would have to be made or ignored. Fazbear has a lot of models to choose from, you never know what we could get!

>>5322900
We have a flashlight, I went to a Freddy's with a flashlight and that fucker stole my batteries, it's in his programming!
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>>5322896
Answer the question.
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>>5322898
https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/Balloon_Boy
Oh....well fuck. Then The Windup Marionette sounds better.

>>5322900
That sounds stupid, but I can also understand that logic. I am conflicted.

>>5322901
Again. Check morning mover dudes, determine if they can get us what we need. If they can, hurray we can skip the god awful computer. If they can't help us, we'll have to waste an action to use it and pray we find someone good. We're not getting anyone today though. Low on funds and all that.

>>5322901
Another reason to not get him. 2-1 score, I am convinced he is a little bitch boy and he will remain in the dumpster where he belongs.

>>5322903
Dude I don't know. Maybe?
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>>5322886
No to single you out specifically, but I think the Hive in general overthinks it by finding scapegoats for the blame game. Considering how even being seen outside of our office is a bad idea, I doubt that we would have any input into how corporate covers up any potential incidents.

>>5322889
>Giving the security puppet a gift harvested from the suffering of children
I suspect that would be like trying to befriend a police officer by gifting them crack.
That being said, it indeed might not be a bad idea to keep a little remnant left over in case there's another all-powerful and bloodthirsty entity out there that would have no problems taking such bribes.

>>5322727
Eh, it's cool and all but it's a bit too "anime" for my tastes.
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>>5322907
Puppet didn't seem to mind at all after the kid was killed. They even gave us a shotgun tonight, I was just saying since Rainbow probably wouldn't lie about most wood creatures loving the stuff and how rare it is apart from a lone hunter or stray kid. I'm just saying it's possible the Puppet is killing people for these gifts and doesn't really mind us getting or having Remnant. I mean it had apples, a flashlight, and a children's toy. I'd say that's pretty reasonable stuff for kids and a lone adult to be carrying around.

Obviously the cloak wouldn't have any belts or stuff like those ones but just something long and concealing to drape over ourselves would be welcome and make exploring the woods a bit during the day less risky and allow us to know routes and shortcuts around if we find interesting places like the shed or the hole the Puppet was in. Plus knowing our way to the Lake would let us check out what's there and get back faster. We could even know how to chase down things like the squid and finish them off entirely now that we're stronger instead of letting them get away after daring to try and bring our pizzeria down.
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If the expansion means that the place will be empty until the construction is done at the end of the day can we check out that hole in the corner of the party room or go get the supplies from the shed and explore the wood a bit?
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>>5322921
Possibly. It would also mean we would get some extra time to hopefully self heal to max HP.
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>>5322315
>With her final say, she fades away, her suit going with her into the cave wall, returning to wherever the Hell she wants.
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>>5322707
>>5322710
This is interesting -- Perhaps we can materialize things other than just clothes if we concentrate somehow? Can we dream? Perhaps resting allows us some sort of extrasensory capability, like foresight or some kind of sixth sense? I am just throwing some ideas at the wall. I suggest that we experiment with /that/ a bit.

>>5322447
>>5322573
It's incredibly disrespectful to curse off and try to rules-lawyer the QM about their own quest because you want to play it like a personal power fantasy. He was quite clear in the beginning with what our limitations were and how he intended us to play the game.

>>5322912
That is true, however that's still quite a risky leap in logic because it hinges on at least two things that come to mind:
a.) That there are no differences in opinion among wood creatures about consuming it. Similar to how /people/ relate to fine wine - due to dietary, religious, lifestyle, or moral reasons, some entities in the woods might take offense to a gift that is literal human suffering.
With the White Thing: they might love the stuff, or they might not. I am saying that we should try to get to know them a little bit better first before trying to share some of it with them. I figure that the best case scenario is that it would be awkward like offering a vegan pacifist a cheeseburger, while at worst like offering a jihadist a bottle of whiskey.
b.) That the circumstances in which the child was killed did not play a part in their reaction. After all, if the Rainbow saw through our attempt to play off the murder as intentional (and made fun of us for it), then why not the White Thing? Perhaps it was simply being lenient towards us because it also knew that it was an accident, or any reason.
On that note, you brought up an interesting point about where/how it acquired the gun and ammunition - without jumping to conclusions, perhaps it is more morally ambiguous than I presumed.
>cloak thing
I was thinking purely aesthetics and personal taste, but I'm not particularly partial about it. I doubt though that a cloak would improve our movement speed, as it seems like our mobility problems are simply due to the frame's intentionally slow and clunky design itself.
>kill the squid
That was something we decided to explicitly avoid doing because we were not entirely sure what it was. One of the earlier phone calls by "S___" warned us about killing a powerful lake creature, and while we don't know the full consequences of doing so, I think we should trust him about it.
Sorry for the long post, m8.
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>>5322967
The warning was about using the weaponize option to kill it like Corporate wants, not against killing whatever is coming. Avoiding going after the squid was decided against because our fight left us on the brink of death and we needed to rest. As for the cloak I meant it would make exploring the woods during the day easier because it would make it less obvious we are a machine at a glance and let us get away if there's anyone around there not improve our mobility. Apologies if I wasn't too clear.
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>>5322971
>The warning was about using the weaponize option to kill it like Corporate wants, not against killing whatever is coming.
I probably didn't read it too carefully at the time and missed that nuance - I guess I need to read the archive for a refresher.
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>>5322967
We should start small for the potential powers our regeneration could meme into existence to see if we're on the right track, even. Focus on seeing if we can change on clothes, then see if we can make something like an apple or a baseball appear, then go from there.
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>>5322978
I think alterations to our clothes should be a focus for when we rest for now after giving JJ a list for what to ask the delivery people if they can get us.
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>Every time you rest has a chance of restoring your clothing, like magic. This is not a plot hole, and I would strongly encourage thinking about this.

So... If we were to do something like the spear where we wrap around a bit of our shirt for a handle to grab, there's a chance the weapon could become self repairing?
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We're really joggin our noggins to figure out what he meant huh?
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>>5323009
To be fair, when the man himself went "jesus fuck it hurts my soul to not tell you", that kinda kicks you in to high gear to figure it out. It probably is some sort of mind over matter thing (88 souls in one body and all).
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>>5323032
Oh I know that I just think it's funny how we have no idea what ideas are the ones that could be major solutions and which ones could be braindead retarded.
Comes with being a hivemind I guess, a thousand monkeys on typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare and all that.
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>>5322956
make it into a gif where her pictures fades out
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>>5323055
How's this? Had to redraw a few parts I already cut off to make it look like her feet and part of her head was already in the wall, good thing I didn't merge all the layers so I still had the background to use.
I wish I knew how to animate, alas I am confined to Sai, no tablet, and EZgifmaker.
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>>5323066
i like it
and i like those dubs
impressive
very nice
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>>5322956
Checkin out dat ass
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>>5322906
We should get bb so jj can have a new friend she can talk with while we sleep and helps her in cleaning :)
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GUYS GUYS GUYS I JUST HAD A THOUGHT
EVERY TIME WE SLEEP WE GET REPAIRED MAGICALLY
AND THE ANTI HIVE, EVEN THO APPEARING TO HAVE METAL IN THEM, WERE ENTIRELY MADE OF GOO
ARE WE MADE OF GOO?
IS OUR BODY MADE WITH FAZ-GOO?
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>>5323124
...can we alter our body to give ourselves arm-blades?
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>>5323124
>>5323149
I really think we should focus on the clothes changing thing for now, we're getting a bit carried away right now.
....
Maybe think intensely about how our non cursed arm always had claws and they've suffered "damage" and need to be "repaired" just before we rest, just to see.
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>>5323124
...You know, the fact that the main drawback of signing up with Rainbow's deal is the risk of turning into "sludge", you might be up to something.
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>>5323124

It's possible. The anti-hive might have lost touch with it's humanity enough that it's having a hard time maintaining physical cohesion. Maybe they boosted multiple times with less souls to start, so they have less minds to work with, plus some insanity is why they look the way they do.

If we do have the ability to reshape our body then we'll need to be careful to have a unified approach.
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>>5323006
What are you saying, small magic man?

>>5323115
BB is an asshole it seems.

>>5323124
>>5323149
>>5323163
>>5323167
>>5323183
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
We on some next level big brain bullshit right here.
We're made of bullshit. We might be made of the same stuff as the anti-hive. We can self repair. We do not know with 100% certainty we are made of metal.

So is anyone against the shopping list sans agreeing to not get #1 Crate?

>>5322361
Does #1 Crate count towards our animatronic limit since it's just a crate?
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>>5323247
>BB is an asshole it seems.
How do you know that?
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>>5323260
I never played any of the Five Nights at Freddy's games, but the other anons that talked about BB arent to find of him. I did some reading and checked the wiki. It more or less checks out with him being an asshole. I mean if we werent limited to 6 animatronics right now and had the chance to increase our capacity, I would be all for observing him. If hes nice, hes a keeper. If hes an ass, we're killing him.
So BB can be shelved for another time.

Hey do you think we should invest in send cleaning robots like roombas? They technically dont count towards the animatronic limit. Although then again it might not be worth it and be too expensive.
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>>5323263
Corporate won't allow the purchase of any non-Fazbear related robotics on the premises but there's always the chance of a handy and personable STAFF Bot becoming available for purchase since they've started coming out in newer Freddy's locations.
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>>5323270
I think they count towards our animatronics limit, so that's bust. Maybe if we're lucky, the early morning workers can get up a Fazbear corperate list of the kinds of animatronics and general goodies we can get. Maybe we can upgrade little things like the bathroom to improve safety (sanitation?).
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>>5323270
Still hate how the carboard crowns increase shipping and handling prices.

Hey I got another brain blast. What if we put some extra tables outside for extra capacity? Buy reinforced windows and doors for extra health and safety bonuses?
Maybe sell our shelf full of mugs we don't use for some small boost in cash?
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>>5322896
I support your idea of purchasing the marionette for its entertainment and profit value but I'm still adamant on getting Freddy in as well because of his inherent value of being the face of fazbear entertainment and this pizzeria that has his name, seems like smart business for us. Getting Freddy in would probably rely on whether he's still available on sale so we'd just have to get lucky with playing ghost's dice, if that doesn't happen then I'd at least like a friendly wood Freddy for some fazbear representation in this quest and to kill some woodfucks with
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>>5323383
marionette and freddy seem like solid choices. Now it matter what type of freddy we should get.
do you think he arcade expansion will give up more robot capacity?
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>>5323394
We could just go with the freddy in pic-related or any fred that's a good performer to put in the main stage, easy money to be made there. i'd suggest just waiting to see how the arcade expansion's like before we start putting any robots in there
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>>5323263
Well think I can guarantee you is that the animatronics here are not like the ones in the game
Like I'm pretty sure starbon is a dude in games, and mr.huggy isn't actually a robot and is just a vacuum cleaner with googly eyes on him
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>>5322978
Agreed. Even if it ends up only applying to our apparel, maybe it means we could wish up something like proper body armor, or at the very least, we could exploit our potentially infinite source of fabric to make some blinds for our office window.

>>5323032
>>5323040
To be fair, it's not like we would have noticed it otherwise. We've been encouraged to always be doing something, anything, to maximize how we spent our time and blacking out for a few hours seemed incredibly wasteful, especially when we weren't constantly on the verge of death.

>>5323066
This is wonderful.

>>5323124
>>5323149
>>5323167
>>5323183
These are some imaginative ideas, but I agree that we should test on a smaller scale at first in order to determine whether this is indeed the case, before getting carried away.

>>5323426
Speaking of the anti-Hive, maybe we should get the No. 1 Crate to see if it changes their behavior. According to our last encounter, they apparently were to them what JJ is to us.
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>>5323554
It just occurred to me right now that if we can get something non-clothing related to appear - such as an "apple or a baseball" as another anon suggested - perhaps this could be a method for us to acquire more ammunition for the shotgun.
Imagine if we didn't need to be so conservative about using it every night? That would indeed be a game-breaker if true.
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>>5323569
>start generating spooki 12 gauge sells from our body

SPOOPI
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>>5323426
Freddo!
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The Hive clears their mind a bit and decides to be proactive this final hour. Resting is tempting, but you may not get a chance to experiment for a while.

<inquiry>JJ, can you write?

>"Huh? Y-yes Sir, not perfect given my hands, but legible."

<statement>There is computer paper on the desk, we fade into black while the Truck Crew does their usual routine. I need you to write down a series of requests and hand it to them.

>"... So far they've been mute and have ignored both of us."

<statement>Which is why we will provide an incentive.

You take out 50 USD, and hope it'll work as a bribe while you give JJ directions. On the paper, you request the following:

>A cloak of some kind to cover up with
>Shotgun shells
>A Freddy mask

>"Are you sure this is a good idea? They'll probably just take the money and leave. I don't think they're our friends..."

<statement>Going to have to try.

As JJ fills this out, you prime yourself to test what Fazbear gave you. You attempt to 'build' yourself in the Hive's psyche, so that the next time you Rest, a patch will develop over your pants to hide one of the many battle tears.

Given what happened to the Rainbow, and the 'discs' she mentioned around your Pizzeria and the Cave, be it an illusion or tangible, perhaps it can be warped in the Hive's favor?

...

>BWOOOOOOOM-!! BWOOOOOOM-!!

A foghorn sounds out, making the Hive internally jump and JJ externally squeak-

>Errrrrup--!!

The sound of tires squealing as they come to an abrupt stop by the front of the Pizzeria.

It sounds big. Really, really fucking big, a motor chugging so loud it drones out most of your respective worlds.

A voice blares over a screechy intercom, it's heavily distorted, and you cannot identify who it is.

>"Get into the van. We need to talk."
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>>5323804
Huh. Change of plans, I say we go and check it out.
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>>5323804

Think it's the guy who talked to us a while back over the phone?

Either way, we should see who it is. But we should be careful.

...We should bring JJ. I refuse to leave her behind. She'll be alone and that would be suicidal for her.
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>>5323804
Leave the shotgun and take Friendly with us to check out who the Hell that is. Take the side entrance to go to the front, might as well talk to whoever it is. Tell JJ to stay here and stick to the plan, there's only an hour left of night here so she'll be safe on her own.
This might be Skins finally here to provide some help, or given what we were just about to do Corporate somehow knew and had someone sent to discourage us... Either way let's listen to what they have to say.
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>>5323804
Gimme an alias. Who are you?
We need to make its Skin.
We're bringing JJ with us. She doesnt like being left alone. Deal with it.
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>>5323883
There's only one hour left in the night, she'll be safe here and the rest of the staff will be awake any minute, we should tell her this to calm her down while we check this out. We're not fucking taking her to meet whoever this is. If it ends up being Skins she finds out about what we did for Remnant, if it's not we're bring her into an unknown dangerous situation. Do you want either of those to happen?
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>>5322967
>It's incredibly disrespectful to curse off and try to rules-lawyer the QM about their own quest because you want to play it like a personal power fantasy. He was quite clear in the beginning with what our limitations were and how he intended us to play the game.

Ahhh yes walking outside is a power fantasy but a spinning jumping blade attack to a giant octopus is not, sure dude
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It's always something.

We should get in the van, they're probably putting us under while they do the expansion.
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If we go through the side door we might be able to get a good look at the van before we get to the front.

>>5323945
They said they wanted to talk, probably not the delivery workers then.
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Likely skinners group or skinner himself, but bring the gun with you, if they are skinners group jump in and hope their goal isn't killing robots or something dumb
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>>5323950
Who the fuck is Skinner? This isn't the Simpsons.
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>>5323804
Shit. We should probably check that out. Drag our fireaxe with us for safe keeping as we go over to where the voice is.
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>>5323804
Ditch shottie
Grab axe
Tell JJ to stay behind us
We go in and check it out
They harm JJ, the deal is off
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>>5323960
He means Skin, and he wasn’t supposed to show for a good while. It’s only been, what, a week?
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>>5324075
Didn't he tell us to hold on for like 7 days?
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>>5324086
Much longer than that. More than 20 days at least.
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>>5324075
So this probably isn't them. Or they sent someone ahead to meet us before they get in that thing they said was unstable so they needed to travel slowly.
Either way I think it's best to leave JJ behind, best not to risk it, she's safe in there and the sun will be up soon so she won't be left alone for long.
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>>5323804
Ask who this person is and where they're coming from before getting into the van. Context's important first of all
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>>5324286
>BWOOOOOOOM-!! BWOOOOOOM-!!
>A foghorn sounds out, making the Hive internally jump and JJ externally squeak-
>Errrrrup--!!
>The sound of tires squealing as they come to an abrupt stop by the front of the Pizzeria.
>It sounds big. Really, really fucking big, a motor chugging so loud it drones out most of your respective worlds.

I don't think we're getting much of a choice here, they say it's a van but it sounds like a damn bulldozer.
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>>5324286
I feel like we'll get stonewalled if we asked. At best, it's a representative of you know who on the phone. At worst, it's corporate and corporate would sell us if they think they could get us back at half price.

Both would not say shit to us.
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>>5324296
This, it's best if we just come out with Friendly. They never said we couldn't come armed. Just in case it's some third party who tries to pressure us into something we're not too keen on. A nice talk can quickly turn into an axe to the gut and a rainbow powered fist through the skull at the slightest hint of ill intentions towards us and the opportunity.
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>>5324302
Alright. most of the hive thought of bringing the fire axe. There's no point of hiding now so let's see if the person's apart of our business or not, if they want to start a problem, the fireaxe should be the ultimate denominator
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>>5324335
Carrying an axe is usually a good motivator for people to state if they're friendly or not. Let's hold it in our cursed arm for super fast swinging just in case.
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>>5324338
Fireaxe in Cursed arm. Roger that. Let's go take a loo.
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>>5324296
I doubt it's corporate, because if they wanted to talk to us they would have just called, and if they wanted to ice us they would have just pulled the plugs, like they always could have. Whoever it is, they already know about us and seem to be a in a hurry.

>>5324335
>>5324338
>>5324378
I feel like bringing a weapon is moot at this point. If the large vehicle is any indication, they are likely well-equipped and won't be intimidated by an ordinary fire-axe. If anything it would probably look like insecure posturing on our part. Don't forget that our enhanced arm is a far more powerful weapon by itself, would we even /need/ to bring a weapon when we already have that?
I say we play it cool and see what they want. If I'm wrong and they actually do mean us ill intent, we still have the power to punch a hole in their big fancy truck.
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>>5324383
The only reason I suspect it is corporate is because we bought an expansion and they might want us out of sight, out of mind during it. This is around the time they would normally black us out. But I concede that they do seem to be in a hurry.

Also for the weapon, it's better to be safe than sorry. From what I know, having it swung by the rainbow arm should make it more powerful, so it's not moot. And "insecure posturing" implies we're in much of a state of authority to begin with.
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>>5324383
>If I'm wrong and they actually do mean us ill intent, we still have the power to punch a hole in their big fancy truck.
>"So how exactly did a robot with the dexterity of an 80 year old man bust out of your assigned APC?"
>"Well, you see..."
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>>5324387
To be fair anything swing with this arm would be more powerful. We could scoop up pebbles and if we threw them while powering up this thing they'd be like a low powered buckshot blast. I think they would at least embed themselves through skin from the speed we've seen from this thing.
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>>5324396
Still. A hunk of (probably cheap) steel moving at superhuman speeds is probably enough to cut most of the way through a person. I'd say it's better than just resorting to punches and pocket sand.
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>>5324398
Oh I wasn't saying don't take the axe I'm fully in support of that. Just making a point for others that wielding a weapon in this thing is always a good option.
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A good thing to remember, if things go south in that van we can probably power up the arm and dig our fingers into the door or side and tear down the side or pry open the door if we keep it powered up.
We were able to dig a shallow grave in under an hour and fill it back up and when we loaded the shotgun we were able to power it up without any threat so we can power it at command and not just when there's something to attack.
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>>5324383
We could equip the fireaxe on the rainbow arm for some extra power, chopping some rando in half seems cool to me. Only problem is if the axe can even handle that amount of force without breaking instantly. When we see that tainbow bitch again, should ask if we can power up our weapons with rainbow juice
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>>5324411
She'd most likely laugh at us for asking her and tell us to stop being pussies and try it for ourselves. I think it should be sturdy enough to survive a few enhanced swings, even more if the handle is made of metal rather than wood, though if it is made of wood with do got six or seven boards of wood and some nails in the office, maybe more if we can hit up that shed. Even if we fuck up the repair if it breaks we still got the axe head which probably has uses.

Maybe that breakthrough we're close to isn't creating new parts when we rest but imagining really hard that things and parts are "meant" to be on our body and nearby or touching us while resting? Something to try our with stuff like a nail on our forearm next time we rest maybe, after talking to this very rude, interrupting dickhead outside.
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>>5324396
I like this pebbles idea. We need a fanny pack full of pebbles now.
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>>5324425
She'd probably take the piss yeah however the rainbow bitch gave us more options for upgrades by buying some of her shit, as long as our kills are unjustly cruel then I don't see her having a problem with helping us rainbowify our weapons and I brought this up because the idea of a rainbow boomstick sounds kinda cool to me. As of now, we should just get in the van
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>>5324438
Oh you meant having her empower it I thought you were talking about dipping the axe in Remnant. We might be able to offer the Remnant she'd take for some more upgrades to instead do it to a weapon. The only problem is they would then not be able to be used against her. The shotgun is also the most powerful weapon we have right now and rendering that useless against her in the future when we plan to eventually kill her doesn't sound too great...
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>>5324442
Ok, I'd swap the boomstick for one of the weaker weapons that's not the whip or fireaxe we've got in our arsenal, her being able to use our upgrades against us is a good point. I'd say we'd use remnant to upgrade our weapons but that might have the slight side effect of our weapons becoming sentient and wanting to kill us. We'll need a significant amount of upgrades before we can even hope to kill her, not a matter of just getting real lucky with the boomstick
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>>5324447
Know what? scratch the idea of getting the rainbow bitch to upgrade our weapons, we could just do it manually by crafting improvements on the weapons we've got, thinking of the chainsaw whip as an example. No rainbow bitch using it on us when we have to kill her or the weapons becoming alive and skewering us, just simple pizzeria-made craftmanship
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>>5324453
No magic, just Freddy Fazbear ingenuity, elbow grease, and a dream.
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>>5324459
And the power of crackheads
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>>5324425
To throw an idea in there: an axe head could also be converted into a bladed cestus-type weapon with some suit fabric if our high school wood shop skills end up failing us.
That being said, I hope it doesn't come to that.
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>>5324608
It seems like a good idea for if the axe breaks and we can't fix the shaft that doesn't require too much dexterity. Use a strip of our clothes to pull through the hole of the axe head, knot it togther in a loop and then hold it like some brass knuckles. It'd be heavy but I can see it pairing well on our regular arm, as Ghost said we're alright at throwing a punch and this'd be just holding something while punching.
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>>5324425
If we are on the right track and "visualising" the right way for our body to "repair" itself while we rest is able to modify our clothes and body we could possibly do something with the axe head should it break, we could hold it to our not cursed forearm and visualise a blade on the underside. It would give us a new way to dish out damage if it works that way but we should rest in a way that leaves the axe head touching our forearm, just in case visualising isn't enough and it needs to touch the bit of "our body" that's not attached to make the "repairs" we intend on.
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>>5324670
Maybe that's what were close to? We CAN add to and make changes to our body but it needs material nearby to "repair" with and we need to all as a collective agree that we're damaged and this new addition was part of our default state that resting restores us to all along before we rest?
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i have a idea
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>>5324732
We'll consider it for pride month.
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>>5323066
Good shit.
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>>5322889
Little White probably isn't a demon, so giving it Remnant (literal child soul-juice) sounds like a terrible idea.
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>>5324732
Oh shit, an infinite money hack
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<statement>We have to investigate that truck. JJ, you'll be coming with us.

JJ gives a quick nod, but doesn’t speak. Ever since the Cave she'd been acting strange. Disoriented.

You stash the Boomstick and opt instead to take Friendly with you. Against a truck and whatever the Hell else, it may not be the most useful, but if whatever waiting is hostile...

You intend to go down swinging.

JJ follows you a good ten feet back, clearly unhappy with this new, potentially dangerous encounter... While also just as afraid of being left behind.

There isn’t much you can do for her nerves. Time will hopefully mend that Rainbow fright.

You walk by the right wall, hoping to get a look at whatever vehicle is waiting. You aren’t too stealthy, you decide to maintain a sense of “professionalism” about this. Showing weakness would be poor form.

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Not a truck, it’s a Van.

Big fucking Van.

The van is colossal. Smoke huffs from beneath and behind it as it rattles and roars. It looks like it could crash into a concrete wall and come out the winner. Green in color, with an insignia on the sides in orange;

>H-TC

The Driver’s side door is open.

....

That is not a Human.
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>”Hi. My name is Charlie, I represent H-TEC, I mean-dammit.”

The bipedal doll dressed in full fucking combat gear holding what looks like a NERF Assault Rifle groans, you can vaguely make out the faint shape of teeth behind the mouth of the mask. The voice is female, and a bit warbly. The term ‘dorky’ passes through a few members of the Hive.

>”I represent Skin! There we go, Skin on this trip, H-TEC otherwise. Ignore the van logo.”

<inquiry>What the fuck?

The Doll, Charlie apparently, straightens up, making you wonder if the thing has bones. The truck huffs a massive blast of smoke around her. The doll coughs a while while you watch on in confusion until it clears its ‘throat’. Throat?

>”It was supposed to be a lot of us coming here, Skin too, in a week or so but... You guys did something really weird, the Remnant radiating from this area is off the charts! It’s super cool and also indicative of some really bad stuff.

>”Get into the van, you’ve probably pieced together your boss doesn’t let you see how they install your robots, if you’re on these grounds during an expansion you’ll be put down for the Day anyways. Your presence will be dampened while you’re inside. We’re hoping the method they blank you all out is automated, they shouldn’t know you’re gone.

>”We hope. Hive-Tech is fascinating, but I’m kinda walking on glass even being here.”

The Sun is starting to slowly ease the darkness...

<inquiry>How can we trust you?

>”We? Oh! You mean your little robot friend too. It’s weird to see one look so normal without the disc influence. And not trying to kill anything either, that’s really neat!”

>”...Thanks?” JJ is confused.

>”Wait, you asked a question. Uh... I dunno, if you don’t wanna come with me, my main job is to wipe out some monsters anyways. Way too much Remnant near the Lake, need to move that focal point away from here and back to Utah.”

<statement>What.
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>>5325106
IT'S HER
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>>5325106
First, we killed another one of ourselves. Next, we chatted to a demon who morphed itself into a human form. And now, another bubbet. Huh.
Internally muse about how this is the second weird girl we've chatted to in one night...I guess we join her? Corporate is cocksuckers, might as well humor the other side.
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>>5325106
Meh, let's go with her? I Think, say the huge remnant spike thing might be the rainbow, just don't mention it directly or say it might been the invasive Hive. Also ask if they know anything about the helpful puppet in the forest.
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>>5325106
What. I just wanted to sleep and explore the damn woods in the day and now we got a fucking puppet with a nerf acid gun!? Ugh fuck it go with her. We might as well since it beats losing out on a whole day. Maybe with JJ with us for this if there's anything to do wherever she's taking us we can do it twice as fast. I'm guessing Rainbow's roar was a result of her fighting a spike in the field that was influencing her to be nice and it's fucking with the Robot's programing a bit.

There could be a chance to swipe one of those guns for ourselves when they take us back too. We could keep it in the lffice and finally take it out when we're ready to use it against Rainbow, wouldn't do for her to know we have something like that before the big moment.
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>>5325127
Might be a bit rude, a case of "not all wood creatures know each other!" you know? It would probably be best to say we've seen something with a mask like hers, give a short description of the Puppet and tell her they AREN'T HOSTILE, she might go after them otherwise. Also say they speak in static we can't understand and write notes in a language we don't know, maybe Skins and her have something that could help us understand or teach us how to understand them?
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>>5325106
Fuck it, let's go with her. It's time to ride this roller coaster.
By the way, there's this other doll friend, I think it's a friend? It's an old animatronic model that looks like a jack in the box. Great guy, gave us a gun and stuff. Know anything about him?

Can you make our hive body less shity? Being able to move faster than walking speeds would be nice.
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>>5325106
lets get in the fucking van
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>"By the way, there's this other doll friend, I think it's a friend? It's an old animatronic model that looks like a jack in the box. Great guy, gave us a gun and stuff. Know anything about him?"
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I think we're all in agreement about going into the van, yes? Let's warn her not to hurt the Puppet and head in there quick, the sun's about to come up and I don't want to be suppressed and blacked out for the day if we get caught outside the van right now, bring JJ too, she might as well figure out what's going on alongside us.
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>>5325097
>The van is colossal. Smoke huffs from beneath and behind it as it rattles and roars. It looks like it could crash into a concrete wall and come out the winner. Green in color, with an insignia on the sides in orange;
>H-TC

We're gonna try and figure out what the hell that is right? She keeps slipping up and saying it too.
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>>5325106
Well, best to go with her. Not like Corporate or the Rainbow will be paying enough attention to us right now to stop us.
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>>5325203
Agreement on bringing JJ too. Also, ask what the fuck is going on with the Lake, what's in it, and why it's so important to stop it/stop Corporate getting their dirty demonic capitalist-ridden child-murdering hands on it.
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>>5325216
H-TC sounds like it might be a short hand for Hive Tech? If it's not that, we don't really have any real context.
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>>5325224
No she called us Hive-Tech, it's gotta be some kinda company or organisation.
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>>5325106
She's IN.
But yeah, get in the van. Fistbump her on the way in, good camaraderous(? not a fucking word.) sportsmanship.
Fuuuuuuck corporate, by the way. With 6 "U"s.
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>>5325233
I don't know who this is, is there some info on her we should know considering how excited you are?
(I mean in universe. I know Charlie is an OC from the threads or at least based on her.)
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>>5325245
In universe, we wouldn't know jack shit. We do know that puppets = good guys in this quest so far.
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>>5325259
A general feeling of puppets = good is enough for me I guess, let's get in that van. Any questions about our situation from now on (or if she can share her kick ass exercise plan with us) can wait until we're not at risk of being forcibly blacked out.
If at any point Corporate learns about us associating with these people simply say we were tricked into believing they were Fazbear affiliated or that we were unaware of any anti-Fazbear sentiments they possessed and were under the impression that they were simply another third party contractor like Rainbow.
(Also I had a huge blank and now realise it probably stands for Henry-Tech.)
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>>5325127
>I Think, say the huge remnant spike thing might be the rainbow
Perhaps, but I wonder if it was the kid. They mentioned a remnant spike and I wonder if that was what pushed it over the edge after killing that owl (did we receive much from the anti-Hive?).

>>5325216
Henry-tech? Assuming, due to meta knowledge, that this is Charlie Emily?
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>>5325315
It's either the kid or the soul strengthening wasn't just putting the accumulated Remnant but using a bit for us and pumping the rest somewhere else, the machine does have tubes leading in the ground after all.

There's also the possibility that the Remnant spike is related to the woods getting rowdier than they were predicted to be, remember what Corporate said.

>The answer is simple! With big Risks comes a big Reward, and sometimes you have to scramble a few eggs to make a delicious omelette.
>The Reward is you can tap into that Remnant and use it to do all kinds of Fun Feats to help preserve and maintain your lovely Pizzeria! Even keeping Remnant around can have all kinds of lovely benefits! Such as keeping hypothetical thugs and ne'er do wells from the Wood away from your Pizzeria.
>Unfortunately, in events we had no means of foreseeing, those hypothetical thugs perhaps are coming in from the Wood, and you’ll all be needing a lot of Remnant as, if they were non-hypothetical, they are closing in quicker than even we anticipated! We strongly recommend you start stockpiling as soon as possible!
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>>5325106
Man this has been the craziest week of my life.
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>>5325106
Pizza QM is there some wild pre-quest shit I'm missing out on?
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>>5325322
You know when they said I was going to be running a pizza place in a robot body I kind of thought I'd just have my own and that if I had coworkers they'd also have their own robot body, and that there wouldn't be monsters. Or secret groups of paranormal paramilitary troopers.
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>>5325106
Charlie seems to be friendly, suggest we ask her if the focal point from the lake has anything to do with the dark that the anti-hive mentioned and what that weird gun thing she's got on her is supposed to be.
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>>5325323
(Ghost did other quests over on the general and a lot of the characters are either OCs derived from FNAF robots or characters. Charlie is fun.)
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>>5325323
So, this Quest uses some art for designs I made for a very pulpy, silly AU based on Sister Location-Help Wanted, since at the time people only really touched FNAF 1-3 and it seemed a fun novelty to try lesser used characters.

Charlie Emily/Charlie Puppets was a jokey interpretation at, book spoilers, how Charlie in the books was rebuilt as a robot by her father, in my drawings same thing, but the Prize Puppet to tie in some story details. The Rainbow design is also an updated design of a Human Rainbow I did in 2018. None of these are necessary to understand the Quest, just fun little nods.

Characters are also updated and changed, so any foreknowledge of them can't be 100% relied upon.
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>>5325328
(I like the lighting of her eyes and the scrunching of fabric you gave her body this time.)
(The shirt and pants with the holster gives her a Resident Evil vibe, fun stuff!)
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>first rainbow now this
uh oh.
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>>5325328
Were can I read your stuff QM? Are they on the archive or they are on Google docs like this one?
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>>5325325
I think we're in for a whole day of info but for now we gotta hurry in that van before 7 rolls around and we're shut down, the 6 AM on our internal clock is looking awfully scratchy. Most we can do is warn her not to shoot a puppet in a gift box with a bell on it's head as he's friendly and quickly usher ourselves and JJ inside.
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>>5325342
Go check out /5n@f/ on /vg/, you'll find a bunch of links to Ghost's other stuff. This quest was supposed to be hosted on /vg/ but janitor fuckery ruined that.
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>>5325342
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QFi9ObNjZfHv7i5YS-yoZta4kN0daCVuMj14IYANAOc/edit
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Can we all just appreciate JJ's wide hips? Functionally its irrelevant to us. Asthetically?
>N I C E
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>>5325666
I prefer the Rainbow
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>>5325106
She's trying to steal our precious Alabama remnant.
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You believe her when she says Corporate planned to black you out for the Expansion, given it's done for robot installations and daily repairs.

Before stepping in, a weird question eats at you on her appearance, and it more or less blurts out.

<inquiry>Do you know another living puppet around here? Friendly with a bell on its head?

>"Oh? I'm guessing you mean body-wise? No, but I'm not surprised. Remnant fuses to objects, and if it's a tiny amount lingering, few things are as easy to merge with as a wooden or stuffed doll. That's why robots require so much work--!!

"...We should definitely not be talking about this as the Sun rises, we don't want your Boss to know what we know. Inside or not?"

<statement>Yes, we're coming. JJ?

>"Of course, um, I'm JJ, thank you for the invitation."

JJ gives a curt bow, which Charlie laughs at.

>"I'm flattered, and painfully curious about you, but you may want to be careful about having such kind manners when Skin gets here. He's more the sort to smoke, grunt, and cuss a lot. Like... A lot. Sometimes at me."

Charlie stands by a small series of metal steps leading inside of the van. This is not handicap friendly, and she winds up grabbing your back and helping you up. Or tries to, truthfully she is mostly cotton and has all the physical strength of a doll.

You realize now that her weapon had to have been tailor made for her. Both in lightness to carry, and that the trigger has no guard to accommodate her lack of proper fingers.

The inside of the van is... big.

There is a Poker table in the center, surrounded by rotating chairs. At the back is a plastic mesh with a zipper door, behind it an arsenal of colorful, cartoony looking weaponry. At the front is of course, the driver's seat, but also a working sink and what appears to be a chemistry lab. Pink and green LED lights run along the bottom of the vehicle, and 'Two of Hearts' is playing on the radio, seemingly on loop.

>"Take a seat! I really want to offer you guys a drink but... well, the obvious issues. Also sorry if the gun scared you, I'm new to this area and...also going solo.

"I'm only here by coincidence, I was picking up the remains of an old animatronic of interest in Savannah, that's um, Georgia, when Pops saw the huge spikes in Remnant here, and Skin approved I intervene."

<inquiry>Pops?

Charlie rubs behind her felt neck, moving to the Armory to put her rifle amid the comical amount of weaponry.

>"My boss, it's a complicated situation. I know you have a lot of questions, and I have a lot I wanna know and ask as well. You both seem sweet but I've been told not to trust you at face value. So... does ‘quid quo pro’ sound fair?

>"I ask you something, and you ask me something?"
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>>5325880
Ladies first, then ask her why is Freddy Fazbear soo hungry for Remnant, they literally stealthy threatened to pull the plug on our entire hive if we didn't get a move on.
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>>5325880
Go with the quid quo pro schtick, simple as. Think it's a good time now that we ask about any specifics with the lake and the anti-hive, etc.
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>>5325974
Agreed, but we should open with the fact that, at best, a rainbow demon is actively stalking us, and at worst, our arm is a demonic listening device. We’re still not sure about that
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>>5325880
We should disclose the nature of our arm being a possible listening device.
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>>5325880
We should establish who/what this organization is, and what their goals are, something simple.
>"Who are you people?"
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>>5326198
That is a good point - we should let them know that there is a supernatural being that listens in and occasionally possesses our arm. Also, we ourselves are bugged by corporate, possibly JJ too.
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>>5325880
-Can you get us more shotgun shells? Slugs, beanbags, birdshot, buck shot, firebreath. Anything would be nice.
-Can you upgrade this body? Faster, stronger. Something.
-What can you tell us about hive bodies? Can we regenerate anything we try to envision? Like can we try to envision self improve limbs with better dexterity and range of motion? Stronger limbs for attacking? Durable plating under the skin or under body armor?
-How do you think we should run our Pizzeria?
-Any survival tips on how not to die?
-What should we get our jack in the box buddy?
-When we use remnant, is there a way to save the souls of those linked up to us? Like 12 of us die but we still want them in the hive. Despite their bodies being dead. Being dead forever sucks.
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>>5325880
Alright that sounds reasonable. I see no real reason to be suspicious around her so we might as well answer her questions. She says she's been told not to trust us so maybe we could give out some info voluntarily first?
Stuff like "We've been forced into a contract by a large rainbow creature that's incredibly cruel and sadistic and placed a bit of itself in our arm." or "We met and killed another Hive gone mad, it mentioned and lamented over the fact that it was immortal so long as 'the Lake houses the Dark.'"

We don't have to of course but it might win us a few points in our favor by being upfront a little.

A list of questions to ask her I think would be fruitful:
How are you hear so close to daytime without our bosses knowing? Will the people here to add an expansion to the place not notice your vehicle or you being out in the woods during the daytime?
>Have you and your people noticed any interesting locations or places with higher concentrations of Remnant nearby other than the Lake?
>How do these guns work and why would you use them over a normal firearm? Wood creatures don't seem to be immune to firearms so what makes them so good you would only have them stocked in the back?
>Can we have a gun?
>We've noticed our clothes sometimes grow back while we rest and self repair, before you came we were going to attempt to visualise our uniform with a change to how it usually is like adding a patch. Is it possible to change our clothes or even modify our body like this?
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Oh, and uh:
>JJ do you have any questions for the nice lady?
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>>5326200
On second thought, perhaps we should allow them to ask first, or as >>5326289 said.
Speaking of, how is JJ handling this so far?

Semi-related paranoid thought: Could JJ be a company plant designed as a backup to collect information about hives that are aware they are being monitored, like a sleeper agent? Could this group de-bug us both or at least detect if our frames are unconsciously recording anything? I hope not, but I trust nothing.
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She seems to know a lot about this, she might know how to neutralize acid coming from a nightmode like Mr Hugs or what the hell the Shadow is and what Stardust even is.
We've just been finding it to feed her every night but maybe there's a way to satisfy the Shadow and get Stardust for our own uses?
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>>5326305
There's probably no way to de-bug us or JJ without immediately letting Corporate know something's up, it's only been a week we can't afford to go AWOL just yet.
But maybe there could be something that let's us scramble them briefly or at least know when they're listening in. This seems to be an organization completely dedicated on being anti-Freddys afterall.
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>>5326320
this

>>5325880
Ask if they can do something to SAFELY and HARMLESSLY prevent JJ from sending all this to Corporate.
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>>5326445
I have no idea if JJ is a sleeper agent or not, it simply was my own paranoid speculation. However, if they can provide some method of (de)confirming that suspicion, for them and our own robotic frame, I believe a fuller awareness of how we are being monitored would help inform our decisions in regard to what and to whom information we can speak of.
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>>5326471
Well we know they're listening to us all the time during the day, they can hear our thoughts. They can at night too but it's manual and the power flickers to give it away, probably something to do with the field blocking their equipment out too a little bit along with the monsters.
So we can't take out any bugs on ourselves without notifying them of betrayal. Hard to say what could be done if JJ had some form of bug in her.
It's unlikely she would though, right? What use is a bug in her when they can hear everything we think about directly?
They might be able to remove some of those blocks she said she couldn't access though!
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>>5326538
I've been thinking about applying this idea to ourselves in case we ever came across the opportunity, but perhaps if we find somebody with sufficient computer skills and equipment we could program a playback loop that only cycles the last few days on repeat.
However, I may be getting ahead of myself due to the apparent tech skills of this new person we've met. Wishful thinking, I guess.
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>>5326609
The problem with that is Corporate hears our thoughts, they'd be tipped off pretty quick if they were monitoring the same exact thoughts more than once. It's not like they're watching cameras in the movies where we can loop security footage of a hallway we need to sneak down.
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>>5325880
>What exactly do you know about hive tech? Anything besides the obvious "100 retards stuffed in a box" and "we have the mobility of an old man right now", of course. Anything about our weird regeneration would be key.
>Do you have any knowledge on contracts with supernatural beings? We may be stuck in one right now. Forcefully. And our arm may be linked to this being.
>What's up with the cartoony weapons? Are they any better than the shotgun we found? Can we have one?
>What exactly IS your company? We only really know Skin wants to help us and that we shouldn't mess with Remnant too much.

That's all I can think of, really.
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>>5326619
I agree, that's why I've been keeping that thought on the backburner after all this time.
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>>5325880
Sit down in one of the seats. Ask her what the animatronic of interest in Savannah is or why an animatronic would be of any interest when from what we've seen they don't wander from the premises of their location?
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>>5326628
We could ask what the chemistry set is for. Could lead to some science things or her letting slip a more effective way of getting remnant her company has figured out.
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>>5326668
Good point. That should be another thing to ask. (Mental note that our clock seems to be freaking out considering the 6 looks all scratchy and the half blend of black and yellow)
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>>5326689
It started getting scratchy as soon as we got close to the van, probably and effect of what they're using to dampen us so we don't get blacked out this morning.
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So we agreed to answer her questions but how are we going to answer some of the tougher questions she might ask as someone warned to be careful of Fazbear employees?
Such as if we're going to kill children for Remnant? What that grave out back is? Why are we using Remnant?
The best course of action I can think of is answering as truthfully as we can but obfuscate the tougher ones so as to not inform JJ fully. Like;
>"We've been mandated under threat of death and the destruction of our staff to harm and collect large quantities of Remnant. We're TRYING our best to do as little harm as possible to accomplish this."
>"Some small game accidentally cut itself on one of our meant to be nonlethal traps for Remnant, we ended their life quickly once it was determined they would not survive their ACCIDENT."
>"Strengthening our body with it allows us to better survive the night and protect this location and the staff from destruction, it is a purely pragmatic decision to use the substance we've been forced to collect anyways."

We really need to make the fact that we're only doing these things because we're being forced to so they don't change their mind about helping us and decide that we're a lost cause that's better off being put down before we start hurting people for fun. (Which we could, I don't care I'm not here to judge I just want to be alive and run our little pizza place in peace.)
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>>5326701
>fazbear employees
She works with Skin, so I doubt she's on the Fazbear's payroll.
>kill children
Basing this off of Skin's advice, my guess is that it's unfortunate but not unexpected, assuming that she knows as much as Skin about this sort of business.
>[...] answering as truthfully as we can but obfuscate the tougher ones
Don't forget: there's always lying by /omission/. If it's not asked, don't bring it up.
Though if we have to, I'd keep it simple: it was accidental despite our best efforts to only skim the bare minimum of remnant to meet our quota, which /is/ more or less the truth.
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>>5326707
Oh no I meant us, the Fazbear employee. Since she said she was told not to trust us.
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>>5326710
So much for my reading comprehension; that makes much more sense. I wonder if the tech she's using to block the inbound signals that usually causes us to black out also stops /outbound/ ones, though I think you're right to be cautious about that - perhaps we should let her know that we and JJ are possibly bugged /first/, before we ask/answer any serious questions.

Though, she does seem pretty casual and familiar with this situation, so I suspect they may already be aware of it.
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>>5326723
Skins did say Hive-sort and told us to not speak on the phone when referring to us in our first call so it's likely they know enough to know we're always monitored by default.
Although she mentioned they don't know much so it's possible the extent of their knowledge on Hives comes from one that knew as much as we did and just told them that they monitor us constantly.

Also I just realised if we can, when we use the words small game we should try and emphasize the word as much as a monotone drone can and nod our head towards JJ. Try and tell her to NOT mention our involvement with dead children while JJ is around.
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So how fucked up do you guys think the thing from the Lake Fazbear wants us to use the machine to stop is gonna be?
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>>5328825
I'm gonna guess that the blob would be a very, very, very generous guess of what's probably in there. If it's not the fucked up octopus we scared off earlier (which I'm not sure of)
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>>5328845
Nah the squid was slow and fled as soon as we started putting some hurt on it. I doubt whatever's coming will be able to be driven off rather than fight tooth and claw until it's last breath.
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>>5328852
>I doubt whatever's coming will be able to be driven off
We got a shotgun were basically god
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>>5328950
I meant that it probably wouldn't run no matter how hurt it is. The shotgun is a great weapon but we gotta save it and the two shells. We also have to decide if we save it until whatever it is comes out of the Lake or until we think we're ready to face Rainbow.
Although depending on if we can get our hands on one of the guns in this truck that choice might be made easier.
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>>5328953
Well if we ever consider kiddie murder maybe we can give the shotgun an upgrade
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>>5329021
I mean you could be onto something... Even if Remnant makes it stronger and brings it to life as a monster we'd still have the ammo so there's not much it could do without us to reload it, so worst case scenario we create a living shotgun that wants to kill us but we can still effectively point it and shoot so it's fine.
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>>5329028
>living shotgun
We golden light now
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>>5329034
Can't tell if the Gut would be a better or worse boss than Corporate.
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>>5329028
>living shotgun
implying it wouldn't be a SCP 127 situation where it just creates bullets out of thin air.
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>>5329041
>infinite ammo
Aight that might be helpful
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>>5329034
>>5329041
>the hive facing a monster that looks like freddy who screams and wails in the voices of 10 tortured 13 year olds with our new sentient remnant shotgun
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>>5329160
>the hive
The Hyde
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>>5329188
>there's a possibility that sam hyde was plugged into this body too
>one of our decisions might have been made or influenced by same hyde
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>>5329038
The Gut
>Living location that is all of your feelings of burn-out and failed ambition made manifest.
>Has eaten only one person, MAYBE two.
>Hates cults.
>Has honor.

Corporate
>Who fucking knows what's going on with their upper management.
>Shoves kids into meatgrinders on a daily basis.
>Probably is a cult.
>Has NO honor.
Yeah. I have to go with the Gut here, honestly.
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>>5329213
The Gut has eaten like, four or five people (the MC in Golden Light, She, Rose, and the MC in Rose of Meat). Possibly far more given that Snout himself mentions he was once a person and implies all the Meat trapped in the Gut used to be people who eventually got assimilated by it, or like the Eye-Takers, were something divine who succumbed to greed and ambition and were corrupted. It also actively gaslights you, manipulates and distorts your memories, and will lie to you about the use of various items without a shred of regret. Not even mentioning how most of the endings involve it fucking you over for no other reason but "Because lol".

The Gut is kind of dick. But it's STILL better than the kiddie murders, insane occultists, and demonic eldritch abominations running Corporate.
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>>5328852
I'm getting major Castlevania vibes and I'm loving it. I'm loving our chainwhip.
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>>5329307
Who? Sorry I've been out of the loop, but is this Quest universe relevant? Can you share with me your deepest lore?
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>>5325880
Answer her questions as truthfully as we can while not making ourselves look too bad. Sit at the poker table and try to impress our new friend and JJ by shuffling cards. Shuffling cards is cool!
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>>5329410
Nah, it's not a Quest thing (at least, I HOPE it's not). The Gut is the big bad from a game called "Golden Light"; our fellow Hive member >>5329034 mentioned it here since that game has living weapons, since that might be a possibility if we start rubbing Remnant into our weapons.

Y'know, assuming it doesn't turn our shotgun evil or something like that.
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>>5329021
>>5329028
If we ever start experimenting with remnant on non-living objects and weapons, I suggest that we at least start with something far less dangerous. Like, a rock or something - an object that could not immediately turn around and immediately waste us.

I suspect some other members of the Hive were also fans of H.P. Lovecraft; in The Case of Charles Dexter Ward there was a saying that went along the lines of "Do not raise up that which you cannot put down". Words to live by when dealing with bullshit-cosmic-forces-beyond-our-comprehension and etc.
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How's about we DON'T fuck around experimenting with Remnant?
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>>5330409
+1
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>>5330400
Also: I think we should leave the shotgun alone because it's already powerful enough in it's current state. The last thing we need is a weapon we either have to argue with to fire due to newly-acquired sentience or is actively trying to kill us, even if it is somehow 2x-10x powerful, assuming that this works in accordance to typical video game logic, where adding magical spook-juice /always/ means it becomes a direct albeit-tricky upgrade.
Plus, if we ever follow through with killing the rainbow, that means we'll also likely lose our cursed death-fist. I suggest we keep at least one reliably-powerful non-magical/cursed weapon for monster-slaying.

>>5330409
Agreed. I suspect the logic is "if it makes /us/ more powerful, surely it will do the same to the things we own, too". Where, for all we know, all it could do is cause our weapons to grow legs, run off into the woods and start spending our money on crypto.
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>>5330409
Fortune favours the bold
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>>5330400
You got a point. Most of the shotgun plans are clearly shitposting about how silly the idea of a living shotgun is but we can still try shit out on small things that we can put down easily. We got a kitchen full of frozen pizzas and a stack of disposable plates.

>>5330409
You know counting the voices in our head you and a few others are the only ones being party poopers. It's not a good look to not offer any better ideas when turning others down.
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>>5330421
I think most everyone is fine losing the power of the arm to get rid of an even tighter deadline to kill something or face certain death all the time. We'd get the health she took back since our body wouldn't be dealing with the strain her power is putting on it anymore.
It would be nice to keep the power though, the bit of herself she left in our arm surviving while we killed the main body of hers, leaving it with no power to do anything but listen to us. But alas. That's just a dream...
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>>5323804
I hope the delivery people don't just take the $50 we took out and left in the office. I mean either way we were committedto losing that money whether they got us the stuff or not since that's just the risk of requesting things from people with no obligation to do anything outside their job description. Hopefully they see the list JJ wrote and consider it.

>>5325880
Well let's sit down and answer some questions. If she asks about the remnant spike tell her about the thing our boss said about things coming for us faster than they predicted. If she asks about how we got remnant for a soul strengthening tell her we accidentally killed some small animal that gave us a lot along with the Anti-Hive cunt.
As for questions ask about H-TC and those guns and if we can have one. (Pretty sure I know what they are from another Ghost quest but it'd be nice fo know in this one) ask about any common weaknesses woods creatures share or if there are common types that usually crop up and if each has a common weakness. Also ask her about what she and her people know about Hive-Tech, might give us some new discoveries about our body!
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>>5330598
I feel like if the delivery men are gonna do anything, they'll probably toss us a freddy mask and cackle behind our backs after the fact. They probably got spares of those things that cost like, what, 40 cents? That's a generous guess, to be honest.
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>>5330624
If that turns out to be the case that's fine honestly. Considering the very nature of how "You take what you can get" our situation out here is I'd be fine with $50 for a 50 cent Freddy mask. At the very least combined with the purple uniform we'll look more like a manager at this location to adults and creepy guy that works here rather than fucked up monster to kids should they see us. It should make supervising parties safer and scouting the woods easier in the day since if we come across anyone we won't have to dive and hide our face. So long as no one looks too close a mask is fine for hiding the non human nature of our face. We could also talk to our employees easier during the day not having to worry about being looked at.

Could make luring kids away to the woods or the back easier too if our boss and Rainbow put even more pressure on us, it's a bit easier for a child to trust a worker at their favourite pizza place that wears a mask than someone with a fake face that activates their flight or fight response.
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Just a full heads up, I am copying all these questions and going to try and maintain the Hive mentality in responses, the next update should be a 3-5 post update provided one question doesn't provoke violence or anything like that.

However, I have a few other projects, and I'll be pecking at this on the side, but I want to give proper notice I'll be taking a hiatus to focus on those for a bit. Roughly a 1-2 week's worth of time.

Also a chance to say thank you so much everyone for playing and putting so much life and personality as the Hive members from Day 1. Without the conflicts, goofs, arguments, celebrations, fanart, memes, and more from all of you guys, this'd be a dreary trog of a Quest.

It's been an honor to provide the template for what you guys have made a Hell of an experience, and I'm looking forward to coming back firing on all cylinders.
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>>5332096
JJ'S THIGHS!
SHE THICK NIGGA!
seriously though I feel pretty happy to me a part of this.
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