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You are a 30 year old, overweight, neet virgin still living at ur parents.
U spend ur neetbux on simping on cam whores online to satisfy ur crippling need for connection.
Ur only real skill is knowing a bit of coding.
U wake up. What do u do.
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>>5062256
>Look around my garbage filled apartment, gaze at my shelf of anime figurines and funko pops, open my Neetbux wallet and see my unfathomable wealth, regret my decisions, look up how to tie a noose and drag my mouse across my crusty mouse pad to the link, click it and kill myself

Fuck you and fuck your garbage quest, learn how to make a game shit lips
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>>5062256
>Ur only real skill is knowing a bit of coding.
Hah. I'd like to believe that almost as much as I wish there was neet bux in my country.

Maybe I should migrate to Germany and pretend to be transsexual lesbian to apply for some minority protections.
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>>5062276
roll me 2d6 to see if u have the willpower to kys.
U probably don't so only double sixes will do it.
>>5062284
U live in a country where everyone who doesn't work can apply for unemployment benefits, no questions asked. You just have to show a willingness to apply for jobs. Ur CV is fucking garbage though and its not like ur putting any effort into actually getting jobs.
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Put effort into embellishing your curriculum and clean your room.
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>>5062296
roll 2d6
dc 9
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/dice 2d6
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>Do some stretches, but not any actual exercise mind you, and still feel sore afterwards.
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Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)

>>5062291
dice to kms
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>>5063090
U think about killing urself, like almost every day but, like every day u don't do it.
>>5062612
roll 2d6 for stretching, DC 4
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>>5062256
here is a new system concept for you:
CHARACTER CREATION
roll 1d100
your attributes are SEETHE, AUTISME, COMFORT

_SEETHE = 1d100 result
Warlike technosorcery of the righteous. Roll _seethe when confronting the retarded

_AUTISMO = 100 - (_SEETHE result)
le autisme, eldritch magic of the ancient kek. Roll _autism when speaking to others or attempting to perceive or comprehend the world

_COMFORT = min(90, 10 + max(SEETHE, AUTISM))
The healing magic of self love. Comfort begins at +10 higher than the better stat of (seethe, autism) to a max of 90. You cannot comfort others, that is disgusting.

Skill check is roll under to succeed.

roll 4d20 for name generation:
01 giga , chad
02 troll , cope
03 gun , womb
04 edge , lord
05 frog , kek
06 fem , oid
07 norm , cel
08 boy , proud
09 girl , cam
10 based , cringe
11 black , man
12 tank , weeb
13 simp , shill
14 boom , breed
15 vaxx , pill
16 trad , wife
17 vidya , gaem
18 lame , core
19 feel , bro
20 fake , ghey

example character:
4d20
6, 8, 15, 5 = "Femproud Vaxxkek"
d100 = 83
_SEETHE = 83
_AUTISMO = 17
_COMFORT = 90
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>>5062284
>Think about coding
#include <stdio.h>
int a[52514], b, c=52514, d, e, f=1e4, g, h;
main(){
for(;b=c-=14;h=printf("%04d",e+d/f))
for(e=d%=f;g=--b*2;d/=g)
d=d*b+f*(h?a[b]:f/5),a[b]=d%--g;
getchar();
}
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>>5064609
feel free to take over
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>>5064647
sorry I cannot already playing this game scenario in real life





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